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0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains some strong language

0:00:04 > 0:00:06Five magicians go head-to-head to find out

0:00:06 > 0:00:08who is better than the rest.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10Oh, my God! That's amazing!

0:00:10 > 0:00:12The stakes are deadly.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Because the loser will face a trick

0:00:14 > 0:00:17that's killed or injured magicians in the past.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20- GIRL SCREAMS - This...

0:00:20 > 0:00:22is Killer Magic.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Can we get medical help?

0:00:25 > 0:00:28So, let's meet the five magicians.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30First up, it's our resident purple-haired bombshell

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Jasz Vegas.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36I would describe my style of magic as lots of fun and very quirky.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38So, if you can sign her name in the white bit.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41I quite like to do things that really involve my audience

0:00:41 > 0:00:45and then, at the last minute, add something in that wasn't expected.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Have a look, yeah.- Bloody hell!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Next up, it's hashtag-lad Damien O'Brien.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54I definitely try and play to the close-up as much as I can

0:00:54 > 0:00:55cos I know my strengths.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- Take this one. - King of hearts, right?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Yes.- But, I will jump out of my comfort zone

0:00:59 > 0:01:01and I'll play with some big boy toys too.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Oh, shit! Look! It's inside the fish.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07This champion eyebrow raiser

0:01:07 > 0:01:09is geeky mind-reader Chris Cox.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11My magic's different from the other magicians

0:01:11 > 0:01:13in that it's a bit shitter.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15I want you, Joe, to think of any superhero for me.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18I try do my reading stuff, influencing, that type of nonsense.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Tell me, what superhero are you thinking of?- Wonder Woman.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25People see me, they freak out.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27And then when I do a trick, they freak out even more.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29- I can believe that.- It's crazy.- Yeah.

0:01:29 > 0:01:34Say hello to handsome fellow Ben Hart, the gent.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Magic is pretty unique in that anything is possible.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39I need to borrow a coin and also a note.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43It should be approached with imagination and with generosity.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- SHE GASPS - Do you see what's happening?

0:01:46 > 0:01:47It's completely weird, isn't it?

0:01:47 > 0:01:51- I'm shaking.- Are you shaking? Oh, no. It's OK, it's going to be OK.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55Finally, it's our ray of sunshine in the shape of Goth Dee Christopher.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59I like to do things that really get to people.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01This is going to hurt.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh, my God. That noise!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05The idea of a bit of risk and a bit of danger

0:02:05 > 0:02:10and something that is a bit more brutal excites me.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Oh, my God. I was like pulling that nail out his foot.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Not only will our five magicians be competing,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19they'll also be scoring each other out of ten,

0:02:19 > 0:02:22all of them trying to avoid that killer trick.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- MOBILE PHONE BEEPS Here we go, text is in.- Oh-ho.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Which this week is...

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Russian Roulette.- Oh.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30That sounds ominous, doesn't it?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Over the years, there have been hundreds of tricks using

0:02:33 > 0:02:34the high-stakes danger of Russian roulette.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37They have maimed many magicians, cutting themselves,

0:02:37 > 0:02:41burning themselves, slamming their hands onto spikes.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45This week's lowest scorer will put their body in peril.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Yes, this twisted version of Russian roulette raises the odds.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50We've designed a roulette chair, it's less about chance

0:02:50 > 0:02:54and more about pain, as five ropes are attached to different parts

0:02:54 > 0:02:56of the loser's anatomy.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Four of the five will be cut...but which four?

0:02:59 > 0:03:03One wrong decision and our unlucky magician might be saying goodbye

0:03:03 > 0:03:05to a precious piece of flesh.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12All they need now is a theme to base their tricks on.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Time.- Time.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16All right, so that's what? That's clocks, watches,

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- the general concept of...- Of time. - Travel.- Time travel. Speed.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Time travel. Forwards and backwards. - Time is quite magical.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Thanks, Ben, that is why we chose it.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27OK, remember our five magicians are performing in front of real people.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30There are no stooges, no camera tricks, no funny business.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Just magic.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36First to flex their magical muscles is housewives' favourite Ben.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40He's in a laboratory rewriting the rules of time...apparently.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Course he is.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43I'm feeling pretty confident about my trick. But

0:03:43 > 0:03:46my audience is made up of scientists.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48So they're going to be a bit analytical.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50So I'm worried about that.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Hello, nice to meet you. I understand that you're scientists.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56And as scientists, you monitor and study the passage of time

0:03:56 > 0:03:58in everything you do.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01And as humans, our lives are completely led by time.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03They already seem fascinated.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05And it's not just these two Ben has to impress.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07The other magicians are loitering in the background

0:04:07 > 0:04:08and will give their verdicts at the end.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11And personally, I feel completely lost without my watch on.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Makes me panic.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16But as a magician, I have a...

0:04:16 > 0:04:19a strange way of always being able to tell the time.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22So, I will need a piece of ice...

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Oh, it's quite cold. For example, that piece.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28And I'm going to attempt to heat it...in such a way...

0:04:28 > 0:04:30that I can reform it.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Like this.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35HE BLOWS REPEATEDLY

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- No!- No!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40And I can inflate it into something you might be familiar with.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42- It's a...it's a test tube isn't it? - Yeah.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46And I've also got some salt here, which is the arch nemesis of ice.

0:04:46 > 0:04:51And I will...pour some of this into the test tube.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Like this. - Oh, that's a waste of salt.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Some(!)

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Some, yeah. Quite a lot actually.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58OK.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02I will now attempt to heat the top.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05And let it fold in on itself, like that.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Can you see? And then... - That's a bit weird.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10And then...bit more heat...

0:05:13 > 0:05:15I can twist it.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- And it becomes a sand timer.- No.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Do you want to...? You can touch it.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Let me feel that, please.- Great.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Now, admittedly that's quite a lot of work to go to

0:05:24 > 0:05:26just to be able to track time.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28If I turn it back up the opposite way,

0:05:28 > 0:05:31the salt flows from that chamber, back to that chamber,

0:05:31 > 0:05:34which means that time must be going backwards.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Yeah.- And if time's going backwards, we're all a little bit younger now.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40That's fantastic, stop the wrinkling.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41And, in fact, if we go back far enough,

0:05:41 > 0:05:44that goes back to a piece of ice.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Wow.- And the salt is back in the salt shaker.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Have you realised that... - Oh, my God! What?- I know.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54And the watch...

0:05:54 > 0:05:56is back on my wrist.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57God.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Hello, nice to meet you, I understand that you're scientists.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04He had an ice bowl and he blew, um...

0:06:04 > 0:06:07sort of like, a test tube from it, a glass one.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09- No!- No!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12And I was just, "How did that happen?"

0:06:12 > 0:06:13I didn't catch that at all,

0:06:13 > 0:06:16when the watch reappeared on his wrist I was like, "Oh, my God!"

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I was, like, didn't even see it and I was watching really closely.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20I've had a lot of fun doing that.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22I think that their brains, sort of, exploded.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Oh, my God! What?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25They couldn't really comprehend everything.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28It's bizarre. I'm no fan of it, nah.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29I can't cope.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35So let's see how his magical competitors scored him.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36I know Ben can do a lot more with his tricks,

0:06:36 > 0:06:39but his time stuff, I really enjoyed.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Seven.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Seven.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Cool trick, but he can do better.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I give it a seven.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Ben's trick had some great moments in it.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51So I'm going to give it a...

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Eight.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58That gives Ben a comfortable 29.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Right, Damien's turn now.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I ain't going to lie, I'm a little bit nervous this week

0:07:03 > 0:07:07because this ain't really my style...of magic.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Despite his refusal to wear formal footwear,

0:07:09 > 0:07:12he's managed to sneak past security into a VIP champagne bar... Ooh!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14..where he's managed to impress

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Emily and Rhiona with his time trick.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18In life, we all have these amazing memories,

0:07:18 > 0:07:21different points in time where we look back and think,

0:07:21 > 0:07:23"Wow, this was really incredible."

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Emily, what was that one memory you have?

0:07:26 > 0:07:29It was the first time I ever actually met my American auntie.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30I went over to Florida to meet her.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33That's cool. OK...um, before we take this a bit further,

0:07:33 > 0:07:35either one of you have a bit of change?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Yes, I do actually.- I'm a magician, I don't get paid that much so...

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Loving the banter. - Cheers, that'll do.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42- Thank you.- That's great.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Now, Emily, what was the year you went and saw your auntie?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- 2000.- 2000? OK.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I'm just going to write...2000 on the coin.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55OK? So now, we know that's your coin

0:07:55 > 0:07:59of the year you went and saw your auntie in Florida.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01I've got, um...

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- an empty bottle of champagne, essentially.- Oh.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05We were out partying last night.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06I tell you what, uh...

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Can you hold your hand up for me, just like this?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Squeeze the neck of the bottle really tight.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15I'm going to take the coin that says 2000 on it.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19OK? Now you've seen a ship in a bottle before, right?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21I'm going to put time in a bottle.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24So watch if I just...

0:08:24 > 0:08:26COIN RATTLES

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Just like that. Can you see that? And that's this coin...

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Yep.- With 2000 on it.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- The other side of the bottle.- Yeah.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38If you hold your hand up for me...

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Watch, cup 'them together, both of them.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Watch.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44If I can just...

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Slowly, it slowly starts to...

0:08:46 > 0:08:48out the bottle.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Just like that. Show each other, as well.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Both have a look, show it...- Is that is definitely your coin.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Show 'em, show 'em, show 'em all.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- You can keep hold of that.- Thank you. - Now, you said you went to Florida

0:08:59 > 0:09:01- in 2000?- Hmm.- And that was an important memory.- Hmm.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Now, I'm going to give you a gift to, you know, look back on that memory

0:09:05 > 0:09:06and celebrate it.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08So, look, if I took the bottle... And watch.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13I just focus, and it slowly starts to chill. And it also seals back up.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15And watch, if I do it right,

0:09:15 > 0:09:19it actually fills with champagne again.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Feel it.- No!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26One last thing, um, what was the year?

0:09:26 > 0:09:282000.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30I'd have been close, that was 2006, but um,

0:09:30 > 0:09:31that would've been really good.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34So look, watch, I tell you what, if I just rub on the vintage date,

0:09:34 > 0:09:36I'll turn it to 2000 for you. GIRLS GASP

0:09:36 > 0:09:39And then you can open that bottle on the next memorable experience.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Thank you. It's insane.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44I think we know which one's Damien's favourite.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I still can't work it out. Still in shock.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Really, really good magic.- Yeah.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55I'm really happy. I hope the other magicians are happy.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58So, what did these two ladies think of Damien's charms?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Slightly freaked out.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Yeah, I'm a bit scared of him now.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Weird. He's weird.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09It was great close-up magic done in a perfect environment for close up.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Cheers.- Thank you.- Thank you.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14A pithy analysis, Chris.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Right, time for the scores.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19It was nice seeing Damien do a trick that was more sentimental.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20So I'm going to give him a...

0:10:21 > 0:10:23She has ruined that condom.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Eight.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26I'll give it eight.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28He gets a seven.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30It was classy and amazing, so it gets...

0:10:32 > 0:10:33..an eight.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36That is a total of 31 for Damien, which is now the score to beat.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Up next, it's brain meddler Chris Cox.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I'm going to try and break time a little bit in this one

0:10:44 > 0:10:46and hack the future. Yeah, it's a thing.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49He's giving a group of journalism and media students

0:10:49 > 0:10:52a mind-reading internship at his fictitious tabloid organisation

0:10:52 > 0:10:55the Daily Cox. Also, this character he's doing

0:10:55 > 0:10:57definitely needs its own spin-off show.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59You want to impress me, you better impress me,

0:10:59 > 0:11:01I'm the boss, this is my newspaper, what's your name?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Sammy.- OK, Sammy. Right, you're going to be our editor,

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- is that all right?- Yes.- You haven't got a choice. Editor's what you are.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09We're going to come up with a brand-new page for the Daily...

0:11:09 > 0:11:11PHONE RINGS Sorry, I've got a phone call.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Ooh! Looks like it's a phone call from the uh...

0:11:14 > 0:11:16phone call from the future.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Hello?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Ah! Hi, Chris Cox from the future.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23You sound sexy and important.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Yeah, oh, OK, yeah, I've got this.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Uh-huh.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29Tell me what to write.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Right, that's the headline. Then what?

0:11:35 > 0:11:36By-line.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Yeah, I can draw that.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Feature.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Thanks very much, bye. Lovely.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51So what we have here is tomorrow's news today.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53I'll seal them up inside this.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Pop them just up here.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Fully in sight but just out of reach. Bit like your dreams, Sammy.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05GIRLS LAUGH Right.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Let's get on with making the news.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08What's the headline story?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10It's the Daily Cox, it's a newspaper all about me.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Sammy, you're the editor.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Sex scandal.- Sex scandal. It's a good start.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- OK, at the end, Laura. - Cox In Magaluf.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Cox In Magaluf. Amy!

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Cox Rescues Orphans. - Rescues orphans.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24A nice humanitarian look. What do we want to go for, Sammy?

0:12:24 > 0:12:27- You're the editor, what's the big story here?- I like the Magaluf one.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Cox In Magaluf. OK, let's run with this.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Is that the headline on its own, Sammy, or is it more than that?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Cox On Magaluf Beach.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Cox On Magaluf Beach, are you sure?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Yeah.- Lock it in, bang it home, whack it in.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40We need to work out a strap line for that,

0:12:40 > 0:12:42which sells the story slightly further.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Sammy, what's our strap line?

0:12:43 > 0:12:46What's the interesting reason to keep reading?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48You're having a sex scandal with the Royal Family.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Always with the sex scandal with you, Sammy, what's going on?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- What do we think?- Why...why not? - You want it?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Well, cool, let's go with it. - Give me the proper phrasing then.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Sexy romp with mystery royal.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Next thing is we need a by-line.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02This is who it's by. So what shall we call them?

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Sammy give me a first name.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Uh...Melissa.- Melissa. Amy give me a first name.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Stephen.- Rebecca two, give me a second name.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Ferguson.- Laura, give me a second name.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Ronald.- Ronald.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15- Watson.- Watson.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17You get to make the name up, what shall we go for?

0:13:17 > 0:13:20- Melissa Watson.- Melissa Watson, are we sure?- Yeah.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Lock it in, bang it home. By Melissa Watson.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23It's going well. We need a picture.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Amy.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29Um...just like a pair of boxers in the sand with a tiara.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- A pair of boxer shorts and a tiara... - And a tiara.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34- ..in the sand? - With a crab next to it.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36With a crab next to it? Good luck, everyone.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Now, we've got one final thing to do,

0:13:38 > 0:13:40is to work out what the inside feature is.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42This is the big splash that makes people want to buy the paper.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Cox for breakfast.- I like that.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Yes? Cox for breakfast.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48So I'll say, inside, "Cox for breakfast."

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Before you came in, would you have thought

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- you'd have come up with any of that stuff? GIRLS:- No.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54It's weird how the brain works, isn't it?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57You know what? We've created tomorrow's news today.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59That's what we've done. If you know tomorrow's news today,

0:13:59 > 0:14:01that is where you can make the money.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Out of sight, out of reach. That's all we've been doing.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05Out of sight, out of reach.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- That's been in your eye line the whole time, correct?- Yeah.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09No-one can get up there.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13You've created a newspaper that you've just invented right now?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Have a little look at the Daily Cox.

0:14:19 > 0:14:20Shut up. Oh, my God!

0:14:20 > 0:14:22"Cox On Magaluf Beach."

0:14:22 > 0:14:26There's our headline. The strap line is, "Sexy romp with mystery royal."

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Who's it by? It's by Melissa Watson,

0:14:30 > 0:14:33there she is. And there's the picture of the crab with the boxers

0:14:33 > 0:14:34on the beach. GIRLS LAUGH

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Lovely little umbrella. You can see that's sand.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39And inside..."Cox for breakfast."

0:14:39 > 0:14:41You think you're original journalists,

0:14:41 > 0:14:44you're so predictable! GIRLS LAUGH

0:14:44 > 0:14:47I don't really understand how our random thoughts

0:14:47 > 0:14:49can be communicated onto a piece of paper...

0:14:49 > 0:14:52before we'd even thought of them.

0:14:52 > 0:14:57- Shut up.- Cox On Magaluf Beach, there's our headline.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00They seemed to really...properly have their minds blown,

0:15:00 > 0:15:03which is exactly what I wanted from this trick.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05It was more about newspapers and more about him

0:15:05 > 0:15:06than it was about time.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09He did phone himself from the future to deliver tomorrow's news.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12But anyway, let's see how the magicians scored Chris.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14There was far too many Cox puns for me.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15Seven.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Didn't really strike a chord with me.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20So for that reason, I'll give it...a six.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Six.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27I was a big fan of Chris' newspaper trick, so he gets...

0:15:27 > 0:15:28an eight.

0:15:28 > 0:15:3027 for Chris, then.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34So, as it stands, he's facing the Russian Roulette killer trick.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- MAN:- Arghhhh!

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Hoping she'll do better, is Jasz.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41This trick is quite different to my usual style,

0:15:41 > 0:15:44so I'm quite excited about trying something outside of my comfort zone

0:15:44 > 0:15:46and hopefully I'll get points for that.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Hi, girls, I'm Jasz, what's your name?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- I'm Heather.- I'm Stacey.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53I'm here today to show you a trick based around the concept of time.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56And to help me explain this concept, I have some items.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00I have a rose bush.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Heather can you come join me up here a moment?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04I'd like you to sign a leaf for me.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06OK. OK. So I'll give you the pen.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Fantastic.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14So if I just pull your leaf...

0:16:14 > 0:16:17off of the bush...

0:16:17 > 0:16:19And I want to cover the bush back up again.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Remember to be delicate, that's a very expensive pla...

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Oh, forget it.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28I want to take you on a journey back in time.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Let's say...30 seconds.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Back to when you hadn't signed this leaf.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45What was that?

0:16:45 > 0:16:49I've just pulled your signature right off that leaf.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Oh, my.- But we're going to go back further, OK?

0:16:55 > 0:16:58So, if I pop this leaf...into the box.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03And, Stacey, can you pop your hand out for me?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Pop the other hand on top.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07So we're going to go back even further.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Let's say...

0:17:09 > 0:17:11a season.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19- Fuck off.- That's weird.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23We are now back in autumn.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26But I reckon we can go back even further than that.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28So I pop that back in.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31I want to go back to before this leaf even existed.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37What?!

0:17:37 > 0:17:39And if this box is empty,

0:17:39 > 0:17:42that means that the bush must not exist.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44That means this box must be empty too.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Oh, my...God.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52But there's massive repercussions from playing with time.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55So we need to go right back to the present.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59When there was a bush.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02THEY LAUGH

0:18:02 > 0:18:04And....

0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Don't.- No.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Your signed leaf...was still attached to the plant.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14It is. It's actually on there.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15- Is that your writing? - That's my writing.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18That's what I done, cos I did a really long L.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21I really enjoyed performing it, which was great.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24And I think the spectators really enjoyed watching it,

0:18:24 > 0:18:25which is even better.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29I don't understand how she got the leaf to disappear, at all.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31What?!

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Or get it back on the bush.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34It's actually on there.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Mind-blowing. Yeah. - Absolutely mind-blowing.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39So, Jasz has an impressive bush. But what do the magicians think?

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Quite a beautiful story to go backwards in time by seasons

0:18:43 > 0:18:45and all these little increments, but I think, maybe,

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Jasz could've actually...presented the trick with a little bit...

0:18:49 > 0:18:52uh, more, perhaps, enthusiasm.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Well, that's Ben's verdict. But let's see how Jasz scores overall.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Loved the theatrical structure.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Seven.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Let the flower see the power.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05I'll give it a six.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07You're getting a seven.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11It was beautiful traditional magic, which I give...

0:19:11 > 0:19:13a seven.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17That gives Jasz a score of 27 and ties her with Chris,

0:19:17 > 0:19:21placing them both in line for the Russian Roulette killer trick.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25With only Dee the Goth to go,

0:19:25 > 0:19:28and his trick is taking place in his back garden.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31I'm joking, of course. This trick is actually taking place in a cemetery.

0:19:31 > 0:19:36Dee's gone back to Goth basics and hired Mariah Carey's wind machine.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38It's very different from the big, flashy stuff

0:19:38 > 0:19:40that we're used to, that get the big wow reactions.

0:19:40 > 0:19:45It's something more slow burning, that has a deeper emotional impact.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Sounds intense.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Ladies, it's lovely to see you. My name's Dee.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52- I'm Suzanne.- Suzanne.

0:19:52 > 0:19:53- Paula.- And Paula.- Yeah.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55If you'd like to walk with me.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Don't do it.

0:19:56 > 0:20:02I'm fascinated by old things. I like to collect curios and antiquities.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05The most fascinating thing for me is using my imagination

0:20:05 > 0:20:10to try and figure out the origins or the back stories of these pieces.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13With this particular piece...

0:20:13 > 0:20:15this watch,

0:20:15 > 0:20:17I didn't have to use my imagination...

0:20:17 > 0:20:21because the keeper of the weird old shop that I got it from

0:20:21 > 0:20:23told me all about it.

0:20:23 > 0:20:28He told me that it used to belong to a young boy called Timothy Grainger,

0:20:28 > 0:20:32a young boy who now lives six feet below where we're standing.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39After his father gave this watch to him, he carried it everywhere.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43Apparently, the watch stopped as his heart did.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46I'd like you to hold onto this watch for the time being.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49And we'll come back to it at the end.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51It's my belief that if somebody had real magical powers,

0:20:51 > 0:20:54one of the most attractive concepts...

0:20:54 > 0:20:57would be to bring someone back that we've lost.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06If only...

0:21:09 > 0:21:11..for a few days.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16What might be a better solution though is to prevent their death

0:21:16 > 0:21:17in the first place.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23You can see young Timothy...

0:21:23 > 0:21:26he died when he was only 12 years old, in 1938,

0:21:26 > 0:21:28as is etched on the gravestone.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31He died due to surgical complications.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34The doctors simply ran out of time.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Imagine if Timothy had been in hospital now,

0:21:36 > 0:21:38with the techniques and the technology that we've got,

0:21:38 > 0:21:40he may not have passed.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43But perhaps, what might be more effective,

0:21:43 > 0:21:46is to prevent the death from happening in the first place.

0:21:46 > 0:21:51In that way, they could potentially have many more years,

0:21:51 > 0:21:53many more amazing experiences,

0:21:53 > 0:21:55if only we had that power.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- GIRLS LAUGH - Oh, my God!

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Now, you can see...

0:22:14 > 0:22:18Timothy Grainger lived a long and full life.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Full of many more experiences...

0:22:20 > 0:22:24was only buried a few weeks ago, at age 88.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28- It's been wonderful spending the evening with you.- It has, thank you.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32But, really, I'm here to return this watch to it's rightful owner.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35That it might tick again.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Thank you very much, girls. - Thank you.- Thank you.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46The whole time, I was just feeling a bit scared, like,

0:22:46 > 0:22:50what's going to happen? And I thought it was quite eerie.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53It was just, it was amazing, you know.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55For me, I really enjoyed it

0:22:55 > 0:22:58and it's something that resonates quite strongly with me.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Hopefully, this man has now had a fulfilling life

0:23:00 > 0:23:03and it's not a tragedy about a wee boy...dying.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06So, it's amazing. Very impressed.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10It added a real nice element of romantic wistfulness to it,

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- which I'm a fan of.- People have been dying to see that trick.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15- Ooh!- Quite literally.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16It wasn't really worth wait.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Can you high five in a graveyard, is that disrespectful?

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Well, they're going to be cursed forever.

0:23:21 > 0:23:22That is wrong on so many levels.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Right, let's get the scores.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26I think Dee's presentation was great,

0:23:26 > 0:23:29but I think the change should've been much more visual on his trick.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30So I give it a...

0:23:32 > 0:23:33..seven.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Dee, you're getting a six.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Dee's trick was a grave mistake, so it gets...

0:23:39 > 0:23:40six.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42I had really high hopes for Dee's trick,

0:23:42 > 0:23:44but sadly, I didn't really care for it.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46I'm only going to give it a five.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Oh, dear, Dee's theatrics didn't impress the magicians,

0:23:49 > 0:23:51who scored him with a lowly 24.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55And, more importantly, a loser.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57So, let's tell the magicians.

0:23:57 > 0:24:02This week's winner, with a total of 31 points is...

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Damien. OTHERS CHEER

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Champion.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09The lowest scorer and the magician facing the danger

0:24:09 > 0:24:11of the Russian Roulette killer trick is...

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Ooh, this one doesn't sound good.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Dee. OTHERS LAUGH

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Oh, Dee, have you got any piercings?

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Well...basically...

0:24:22 > 0:24:24This is incredible. He's...

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Of everyone who loses, we get the one that's got a cock piercing.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Your cock could be up on the ceiling in a few minutes.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32That's the trick you should've done.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Dee...it's the moment of truth.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43This is...

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Russian Roulette.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Would you like to take a seat?

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Dee is to be attached like a masochistic puppet

0:24:52 > 0:24:54to the killer magic Russian Roulette chair.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Five means of torture are available.

0:24:59 > 0:25:04However, only four of the lines will be cut to release the pain.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08At risk, a £100 bottle of Dee's favourite whiskey.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10- Meh. - SCREAMING

0:25:10 > 0:25:12A rat trap on one hand.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16burning candle wax on the other.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18A clip attached to his beard - that's got to hurt.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21And, of course, the piece de resistance -

0:25:21 > 0:25:25a hook attached to his actual penis.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let go, let go!

0:25:28 > 0:25:30He certainly seems to be enjoying himself.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Professional doctors are on hand

0:25:32 > 0:25:33to check that Dee

0:25:33 > 0:25:36is in fact...attached.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40- Can you confirm that is on Dee's...? - Yes.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43- It's a highly vascular area.- Yes. - Very vascular.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45So if there's an injury, there'd be a lot of blood.

0:25:45 > 0:25:46It would never be the same again.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49LAUGHTER

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Seven years at medical school for this.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Professional doctor Belinda will be picking four of the five

0:25:54 > 0:25:56colour-coded ropes to be cut and has no idea

0:25:56 > 0:25:59which of Dee's tortures they're attached to.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Which colour rope would you like me to cut?

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Here goes.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06- Green, please.- Green?

0:26:11 > 0:26:12- Dee?- Yes?

0:26:12 > 0:26:15- I hope you're ready.- No.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17OTHERS: Ohhh!

0:26:17 > 0:26:20- What was it? - It was my fucking chin, mate.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23The moral of the story? Never grow a ropey looking beard.

0:26:29 > 0:26:30Belinda,

0:26:30 > 0:26:32what rope would you like to cut next?

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Um...

0:26:36 > 0:26:38- Black, please.- Black?

0:26:38 > 0:26:41- Yeah.- What will black be attached to?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Is it the end for little Dee?

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Three.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48- BOTH:- Two.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49One.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52ALL GROAN

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Well, we always knew this challenge would be whiskey.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Get it? Whiskey.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59- I'm so sorry. - It's time to cut the third rope.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01- Yeah.- Which colour would you like me to cut?

0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Blue.- Blue?

0:27:12 > 0:27:14- Argh! - LAUGHTER

0:27:14 > 0:27:16It's the hot wax treatment.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18- Fucking hell.- Dee?- What?

0:27:18 > 0:27:19This is the moment of truth.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Yes, I fucking know, Damien O'Brien.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23There are two left.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25One attached to your manhood.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27And a rat trap.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Belinda, this is all on you now.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Which colour rope would you like me to cut next?

0:27:32 > 0:27:33- Yellow.- Yellow?

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Yes.

0:27:36 > 0:27:37Will Dee join the long list of magicians

0:27:37 > 0:27:39to have broken their magic wands?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41I can barely watch.

0:27:43 > 0:27:44Arghhh!

0:27:46 > 0:27:47What was it, the rat trap?

0:27:47 > 0:27:51- Was it the trap?- It was the rat trap. - APPLAUSE

0:27:53 > 0:27:55Evidently, the odds were in my favour today.

0:27:55 > 0:27:56His cock is still attached.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Yeah, his cock's still attached, thank God.

0:27:58 > 0:28:02Yeah, don't touch it, I'll...I'll undo that in a minute.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Dee's reproductive organs have survived

0:28:04 > 0:28:06the deadly Russian Roulette trick.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09Next time, someone might not be as lucky...on Killer Magic.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12# I came in like a wrecking ball

0:28:12 > 0:28:16# I never hit so hard in love

0:28:16 > 0:28:20# All I wanted was to break your walls

0:28:20 > 0:28:23# All you ever did was

0:28:23 > 0:28:25# Wre-e-eck me

0:28:25 > 0:28:28# I came in like a wrecking ball

0:28:28 > 0:28:32# Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung

0:28:32 > 0:28:36# Left me crashing in a blazing fall

0:28:36 > 0:28:39# All you ever did was... #