0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some strong language
0:00:06 > 0:00:07Five magicians go head-to-head
0:00:07 > 0:00:09to find out who is better than the rest.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11- Oh, shit! Look! - The stakes are deadly...
0:00:12 > 0:00:14..because the loser will face a trick
0:00:14 > 0:00:17that has killed or injured magicians in the past.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19- SHE SCREAMS - Shut up.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20I feel sick.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22This is Killer Magic.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24- WOMAN SHRIEKS - Can we get medical in?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28So let's meet the five magicians fighting to the death.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Maybe.
0:00:30 > 0:00:35This fast-fingered fellow is Damien O'Brien, also known as The Geezer.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38My style is very flashy, showing off.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40When I perform, it's very intimate, like...
0:00:40 > 0:00:42It's kind of, like, in-your-face, very visual-style magic.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Wait, you said yours was jack of hearts, right?- Yeah.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Watch. I'll just...
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- THEY LAUGH - That's amazing.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59This handsome chap is mind-reader Chris Cox, The Geek.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02I try and do mind-reading stuff, influencing, that type of nonsense.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05OK, can you remember that word? Banana.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09I like it that people think I can get inside their head.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- Cross, yeah?- No.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13What was the word you were thinking of?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Cat. How do you spell cat?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18THEY LAUGH
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Dee Christopher doesn't like to blink.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23He's also a Goth.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26The stuff that really excites me in performance is
0:01:26 > 0:01:29when you strike a different kind of a chord with people.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Whoa.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32No way.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Sort of spook them a bit or creep them out.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36And ruin their tea parties.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- SMASHING - Oh, there you go.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41There's Jasz Vegas.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43She's unoriginally chosen the nickname The Girl.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46I am a girl, so I suppose that it makes sense.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Can you just check that's a real nail for me?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50'But just because I'm a girl doesn't mean
0:01:50 > 0:01:52'I don't do it as well as the guys.'
0:01:52 > 0:01:55And by "it" she means hammering a nail into her face.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57That's certainly one way to clear a blocked nose.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Lastly, meet Ben Hart, The Gent.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04I like to do magic which is really visual,
0:02:04 > 0:02:06and I think as magicians we should be able to alter objects.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Now, most coins fall downwards, only this coin falls upwards.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- THEY LAUGH - What?!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Not only are the magicians competing, they're also scoring
0:02:20 > 0:02:24each other out of ten, all of them trying to avoid that killer trick.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Oh, we have a message.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31"Dear magicians..." That's us.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- "..this week's killer trick is..." - Du-du-du-dum.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37"..the Buzz Saw."
0:02:37 > 0:02:38- ALL:- Ooh.- Oh, indeed.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42"So the loser of the competition will be cut in half by a circular saw.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44"Since it was first invented in the 1920s,
0:02:44 > 0:02:46"versions of the sawing-in-half trick
0:02:46 > 0:02:51"have injured and killed both magicians and their assistants."
0:02:51 > 0:02:52- Good luck, everyone.- Goodie.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Yes, this saw moves faster than Usain Bolt on a bullet train
0:02:56 > 0:02:59and has sharper teeth than Dracula's Rottweiler.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Yeah!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04It's lethal because you've got a real circular saw spinning
0:03:04 > 0:03:07with no safety protection, and it goes through your stomach.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Yeah, that's the bad bit, isn't it?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11What they need now is a theme to base their tricks on.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13This week's theme is...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15It's in all caps, so I'm going to shout it.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17..SPORT!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Boom! You all fucking lost.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23These five magicians are performing in front of real people.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26You're seeing genuine reactions to the skills of the magicians,
0:03:26 > 0:03:28no CGI, no camera tricks.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33First up it's Ben, The Gent.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Anyone for tennis?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I chose tennis because there's so much you can do with it.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41I've been practising so much, now I feel like an expert.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44So I've got my tennis bat, and let's hit the tennis pitch.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Yes, I think it's called a tennis court.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48The other magicians are there to watch,
0:03:48 > 0:03:51already protecting their groins in the event of a misfired ball.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- I've got a pen here.- OK.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Would you mark your initials on the key for me
0:03:56 > 0:03:58so that you'll recognise it when you see it again?
0:03:58 > 0:03:59- OK. Just here?- Yeah.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Great. AC. So, I'm going to thread this onto the shoe base like this.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- OK.- Now, do you agree that there's no way that that key
0:04:09 > 0:04:11can come off that lace?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- No.- Unless of course it comes off the ends.- Yeah.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15But I've found that to be quite unreliable, look,
0:04:15 > 0:04:17because sometimes the key just sort of...
0:04:18 > 0:04:20..comes right off, see?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24And it...not for long, it always just jumps back on.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25OK.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Just check that really is your key with your signature
0:04:27 > 0:04:28and it really is on there.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Yeah, no, it's on.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32But I'm going to try and link it onto something even more impossible.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- OK.- So, down here in my bag, I have this tennis racket.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Will you hold on to the racket for me?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- OK.- Now keep your eye on your key. - Mm-hm.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47Sometimes, if you get it just right, the key sort of...
0:04:47 > 0:04:48You see that?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52It starts to fade away until it's completely gone.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55SHE LAUGHS But, you know, it doesn't go far.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Mm-hm.- You might not believe this, but...
0:04:58 > 0:05:01..if I take this off.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Look.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Now, linked onto the tennis racket is your key.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Check that really is your signature.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10And it is absolutely linked on there.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11That's amazing.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- That is impossible, there's no way it can...- No, there's no way.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15And the strings are tight.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18But I have a magical way of getting it off.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19OK, how?
0:05:19 > 0:05:20- Are you ready?- Yeah.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- You'll be amazed.- OK.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36This was not in the risk assessment.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38THEY LAUGH
0:05:38 > 0:05:40I have a feeling that Ben hasn't been attending those
0:05:40 > 0:05:42anger management classes recently.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- I got your key back. - That's right, smile and nod
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- and try to make your escape when he's not looking.- It's magic.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51No, it's not, he's just smashed a tennis racket.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Oh, that was the hardest magic I've done in a long time.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55So the racket's screwed.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Just a little bit.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58But we did get the key back.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00But I've got an idea, actually.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Let me get back the head cover.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06It's more like a racket coffin now.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08I'll put these bits in.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Will you hold out both your hands for me?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Perfect, take this.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17The final piece of the handle,
0:06:17 > 0:06:18just put that in there.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Will you snap your fingers over the top?
0:06:22 > 0:06:23- Did you feel that?- No.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I think it's happened, look.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28The racket is now completely back to normal.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Look, have a look.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32No.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34There's no break, there's nothing.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I thought you broke it.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39And then I fixed it.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42That's amazing.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45He smashed it and then, in my hand, it's back together.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I thought you broke it.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49And then I fixed it.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51It's amazing, I just don't get it at all.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55I thought it was great. There was so much magic going on in there.
0:06:55 > 0:07:00Um, he was dressed like an absolute twat, but the tricks were amazing.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Yeah, those in glass houses, Damien...
0:07:02 > 0:07:05So what did the other magicians make of Ben's performance?
0:07:05 > 0:07:06It's time for the scores.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09I thought The Gentleman Ben Hart's tennis trick
0:07:09 > 0:07:12was absolutely smashing, so I'm going to give him...
0:07:12 > 0:07:13an eight.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I'm going to give Ben a seven.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I love Ben's interpretation of a classic but with a twist,
0:07:20 > 0:07:21so I give it a...
0:07:25 > 0:07:26..eight.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Ben's trick was really Wimble-done, like, really well done.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Ah, forget it. A seven.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Yeah that's going to need some work, Chris.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35So, Ben is off to a flying start
0:07:35 > 0:07:37with an impressive score of 30.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42Next up to perform it's natural born athlete Chris, aka, The Geek.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45So I've got to do a trick about sport.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48The only sport I have ever done is PE at school, and I hated it.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Genuinely got a note from my chiropractor
0:07:50 > 0:07:54to get me out of rugby once. I would do everything to get
0:07:54 > 0:07:57out of doing sport, forget my kit. Whatever happened, I had to do it.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Looks like some things never change.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02For this trick, Chris has a real PE teacher - Mr Smart -
0:08:02 > 0:08:04and a sick note.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Got a letter from my mum here, so there you go.- Thank you.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09And now, like the PE teachers at school, you won't look at it,
0:08:09 > 0:08:11you'll fold it up, you'll put it in your pocket,
0:08:11 > 0:08:12thanks very much.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15But I haven't got my kit, so instead, you'll pick items
0:08:15 > 0:08:17out of lost property for me to wear, happy with that?
0:08:17 > 0:08:18That'd be a pleasure, yeah.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Genuinely have a free choice, pick.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Ah, you've gone straight for that, thanks very much.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Brilliant.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Great. What about some socks for me?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- And you've gone for a blue sock.- Yep.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- You happy with all these?- Yeah, happy.- You want to change any?- No.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Right, thanks for that, I'll go and get changed.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36I can't wait.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39You seem very excited about this, I'm genuinely concerned.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41All right, I'll be back in a minute.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43And the look for spring/summer next season is...
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- THEY LAUGH - I definitely would.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Oh, my God.- Thanks very much.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Ready for a trick?- I'm ready.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55If you guys want to head over there, you're going to walk with me.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57What I'm going to do is do some trampolining for you.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Over here, we've got a load of trampolining poses.- Mm-hm.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Here they all are. Here's all the things that I can do.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- And this is what you're going to do, sir.- Right.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- You are going to think of the pose you'd like me to do.- Uh-huh.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11You're then going to point at it. And when you want to see it,
0:09:11 > 0:09:13you'll see me do it in your mind
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- and then you're going to blow your whistle.- OK.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- OK? Happy with that?- Yeah, happy.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18- Perfect. Like my hair?- Love it.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Good, I'm going to be blindfolded.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I don't want you thinking that someone's telling me
0:09:23 > 0:09:25what you're doing or they're pointing it out
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- or there's a reflection or anything like that.- OK.- OK.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29THEY LAUGH
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Does that look all right?
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Hold on.- Yep, that's a big improvement.- Thanks.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Would help if I didn't have my glasses on.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Mr Smart, I can't see you, are you still here?
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Yes, I am.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44So think about the first pose you'd like me to do in your head.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45- OK.- Have you got it?- Yes.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Point at it and blow your whistle whenever you're ready.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53WHISTLE BLOWS Star jumps!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Is that it?- Yes, that was it.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Full marks for mind-reading,
0:09:58 > 0:10:01nought out of ten for elegance.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Right!- What was that?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05We'll do it slightly differently this time.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Think of two, point at two and blow your whistle.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13WHISTLE BLOWS
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Tuck jump, star jump...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17THEY APPLAUD Tuck jump, star jump, is that it?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Yes.- Or were you just applauding my amazing trampolining?
0:10:21 > 0:10:22That was it.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I knew it.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- So you were holding a letter from the beginning, yeah?- Yes.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Pull it out for me, and the envelope.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Oh, dear.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Can't believe I did that joke.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Show everyone it. Show the camera.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Perfect. If you want to open that up.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Take out what's inside.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49And would you read that aloud for me?
0:10:50 > 0:10:56"Thank you for forcing my precious darling Chrissy-wissy to take part
0:10:56 > 0:10:58"in PE for a change.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02"I am, however, disgusted that you made him wear..."
0:11:02 > 0:11:05And then there's a drawing of what's he's got.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:09 > 0:11:11So this has been in your pocket from before you got me
0:11:11 > 0:11:13to pick the clothes. Your choices.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15That's exactly what you've got on, yeah.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17You could've changed your mind or picked anything.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- I could've picked anything, yep. - Thank you so much, Mr Smart.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Congratulations. - That hand shake again!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28That drawing, I mean, it was in a zipped pocket.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30It was impressive, really impressive.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32I thought it was pretty dangerous.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I mean, not so much falling off the trampoline,
0:11:35 > 0:11:38but if the boy loses any more calories, I think, er...
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- JASZ LAUGHS - So what will the other magicians
0:11:40 > 0:11:43make of fashionista Chris' trampolining trick?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46For Chris' blindfolded, PE-teacher, trampoline-bouncing,
0:11:46 > 0:11:47costume-prediction trick
0:11:47 > 0:11:49that I thought was a little bit confusing,
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I'm going to give him a...
0:11:53 > 0:11:54..seven.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56I've given him six.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I'll give him a seven.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04What he wore was horrific, so I'm going to give him...
0:12:06 > 0:12:08..seven.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Come on, Damien, you're just jealous.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12It's straight to the bottom of the class for Chris,
0:12:12 > 0:12:13who's now the favourite to be sawed in half.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Well, at least it won't take long.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16He will snap like a twig.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23So, what sport could self-proclaimed king of the night Dee
0:12:23 > 0:12:24possibly enjoy?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Netball? Bit of croquet?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28No, he's brought us to a shooting range, obviously,
0:12:28 > 0:12:32along with some spectators and a gun-toting granny.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35I'm quite nervous, naturally.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39There's guns in play, so there's always an element of danger.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I'm quite excited about it, though.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Everybody has something that's got tremendous emotional value.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47For instance, if you were to lose or damage your ring,
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- you'd be devastated, right?- Yeah.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51We're going to try something with your ring today.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53I've invited my friend Ann along...
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Ann, would you like to come forwards?
0:12:56 > 0:12:57..who is a rifle shooting expert.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00How long is it you've been shooting rifles now?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Over 20 years.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04So you'd say you've got an accurate shot and you're very confident?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- I hope so.- I hope so too.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10OK. So before we move any further, we're going to load the gun.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13So, I've got this here.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Presumably they ran out of black ribbon at the local haberdashery.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Red doesn't seem like Dee's colour.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23OK. Thank you very much, Ann.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25You can take your position just over there.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31If I was to tell you that Ann was going to shoot a ribbon straight
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- through your ring, you'd think it was impossible, right?- Yeah.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35I'd run a mile.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- That's exactly what you're going to see today.- OK.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39But with a twist.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Could I ask you to take your ring off and show it closely
0:13:42 > 0:13:44to that camera
0:13:44 > 0:13:47just so they can see exactly what it looks like?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49And if you'd like to place it onto my palm.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Wonderful.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Let's hope she's got that insured.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59If he swallows that, I've a feeling she's not the only one
0:13:59 > 0:14:01whose ring is going to be in serious danger.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05What?
0:14:06 > 0:14:07It's gone?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Uh-huh, you ate my ring.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Now, I will take my position.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I'm going to count back from three...
0:14:25 > 0:14:27..and then I'd like you to fire.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29So, one granny, one Goth, a gun loaded with ribbon
0:14:29 > 0:14:31and a stranger's swallowed jewellery.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33All they need to add now is an opera-singing dog and this act
0:14:33 > 0:14:36is a sure-fire winner for next year's Britain's Got Talent.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41If you could aim the gun right in the centre of the circle.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Three.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Two.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45One.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50GUN FIRES Ah.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55GUN FIRES
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Girls, girls, do you want to come over?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Quick, quick, quick, right around here.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Look.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07The ribbon has gone right through, and on the back...
0:15:07 > 0:15:10THEY GASP AND LAUGH Is that your ring?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Do you want to take that?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Hold it, and I'm just going to walk forwards.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Uh, give me one second.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19HE INHALES DEEPLY
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- Oh, my God.- Is that your ring? Take that ring off...
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Yeah, that's my ring. - Put it back on your finger.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Thank you so much, girls.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Thank you. That was amazing.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- Thank you very much. - Thank you.- Cheers.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42I don't understand how he's alive, honestly.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45You can't just survive getting shot.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46I'm...I'm still flummoxed.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I have no idea how that happened.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50I thought it was brilliant.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53It was kind of like what felt like a really traditional magic trick
0:15:53 > 0:15:54brought up to date.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57That's all very well and good, but what about the scores?
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Dee's trick completely fooled me, so I'll give him a...
0:16:02 > 0:16:04..eight.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06All he had to do was stand there and get shot,
0:16:06 > 0:16:08so I'm going to give him...
0:16:08 > 0:16:10a seven.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I loved watching the granny shoot Dee today,
0:16:12 > 0:16:14so I'm going to give him a...
0:16:14 > 0:16:15seven.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Although he used a gun, I was somewhat underwhelmed
0:16:17 > 0:16:18with Dee's trick.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19I'm going to give it a six.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22With 28, Dee is safe, which means
0:16:22 > 0:16:24he won't have to face the deadly
0:16:24 > 0:16:26buzz saw, which is a shame
0:16:26 > 0:16:27as it looks right up his street.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35So, what has Jasz got up her sleeve to save her from the killer trick?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38By the looks of it, she hasn't even got sleeves.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- Hi, guys. What's your name?- Gordon.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41- Hi, Gordon.- Steven.- Hi, Steven.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43I'm Jasz. So we're here today
0:16:43 > 0:16:45at the swimming pool as this week's theme is sport
0:16:45 > 0:16:46and I'd really like
0:16:46 > 0:16:48to show you a trick where I merge
0:16:48 > 0:16:51synchronised swimming with magic.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Right.- Let me show what I mean.- OK.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Finally, someone has found a way
0:16:56 > 0:16:58to make synchronised swimming interesting.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59She should get full marks just for that.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Throwing caution to the wind, Jasz has taken those metal hoops
0:17:06 > 0:17:11directly into the water with little concern over the potential for rust.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12She is reckless.
0:17:15 > 0:17:23MUSIC: Underwater Love by Smoke City
0:17:35 > 0:17:38MUSIC CONTINUES
0:17:38 > 0:17:41This is impressive, but I think Jasz may have misunderstood
0:17:41 > 0:17:43the concept of synchronised swimming.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44You're meant to do it with other people
0:17:44 > 0:17:47and these two do not look like they're joining in at any point.
0:17:57 > 0:18:03MUSIC CONTINUES
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- MUSIC STOPS - And she resurfaces.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11McLovin and Ed Sheeran seem to love it,
0:18:11 > 0:18:15but as Jasz emerges from the pool, what did they really think?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19You're mesmerised, you're just watching it.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Like, you don't know...
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- It's so confusing. - It's amazing just the...
0:18:22 > 0:18:25I don't know. Like, the metal rings going through each other...
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- Absolutely, yeah. - ..and, like, bending the elements.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31I wonder what the other magicians thought.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33One of the things it reminded me a bit of
0:18:33 > 0:18:36was like being at a shit SeaWorld.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39I wanted impressive things jumping out of the water, and just saw this.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- You basically just called her Shamu. - No, I'm not calling her Shamu!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44If you hold a bit of fish above the water, she does jump out and get it.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Right, enough of the cheek, what about the scores?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51I found Jasz' underwater linking rings a bit hard to see
0:18:51 > 0:18:54and it was a bit light on script, so I will give it...
0:18:56 > 0:18:57..a six.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Jasz, you get...
0:18:59 > 0:19:01..a five.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02I'm only going to give it a six.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05While I thought that Jasz' swimming trick was very beautiful
0:19:05 > 0:19:08under the water, it just wasn't edgy enough for me.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10So for that reason,
0:19:10 > 0:19:12I'm giving her a seven.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15With 24,
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Jasz is currently the rubber brick
0:19:16 > 0:19:18on the bottom of the swimming pool.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I wonder if she can feel a stomachache starting to come on.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Last up, it's Damien, who's expecting a good score as he's
0:19:25 > 0:19:29one of the unusual magicians who actually likes sport.
0:19:29 > 0:19:34I'm going to be doing it on my favourite sport, which is football.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37And it's not going to be very obvious to what's going to be happening.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I think it's pretty unique and it's safe to say
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- it's never been done either. - Big words.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I didn't want to do a trick with an actual football,
0:19:43 > 0:19:45that'd be too obvious.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47So instead, I bought a football sticker album from the shop today.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51- Excellent.- Mine ain't all filled up yet as we've just bought it, OK?
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Pretty happy with that?
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Yep.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Cool. Can you hold out your hand for me?
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Just put your hand on top like that.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00I'll come back to that in a second.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02So, I've not stuck the stickers in yet, Ben.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03I've got them right here.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Can you just push through them, make sure they are stickers?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Yeah, yeah.- So...
0:20:09 > 0:20:10You've gone through these.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12You've seen that they are completely legit.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Now, Ben, can you just say, "Stop," any time you want?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- I'm going to look away so I can't see.- OK.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19- Say, "Stop."- Stop.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Cool. Take the sticker. Have a look at it. Here you go.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Ah, he's chosen Scotland's international footballer
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Barry Nicholson.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29- Yep.- Happy with that?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Can you just push it somewhere in the middle,
0:20:31 > 0:20:33somewhere I can't see?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36- Cool. Done?- Yep.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39If you hold out both of your hands for me...
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Perfect. OK.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Now we need to start sticking these in.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46If we do this one at a time, we're going to be here all day.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47So I'm going to take the book.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- So, it is empty, yeah?- Empty.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Ben, what we're going to just try and do is just, watch,
0:20:53 > 0:20:54if I do it like this
0:20:54 > 0:20:56and just start filling the sticker book up.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- OK.- Just like that.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- Yeah.- See it?
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Which means, in your hands, the backs have gone completely blank.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Check them out.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- HE LAUGHS - We have a giggler.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Agreed.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12They're all gone.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17And that is a sticker book completely filled up.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Oh, wait, I've missed one.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21That's Barry Nicholson.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Barry Nicholson.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Can you just check that again to make sure they're...
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Oh, wait, is this the player you picked?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- Definitely was. - Show it to the camera.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Barry Nicholson.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Ah, there he is. I couldn't forget that face.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37I'm going to take the backs off you quickly.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- You can put the sticker in your pocket, that's yours to keep.- OK.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Hold the book just like that.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Bring it up just like this. Bring it up in front of your face.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47- And concentrate on Barry Nicholson. - OK.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Say the name Barry Nicholson out loud.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Keep saying it until you hear me say the word stop. OK?
0:21:52 > 0:21:53OK.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Barry Nicholson, Barry Nicholson, Barry Nicholson...
0:21:57 > 0:21:59These are the worst magic words I've ever heard.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00What happened to abracadabra?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03..Barry Nicholson, Barry Nicholson, Barry...
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Stop.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- HE LAUGHS - Well, just look who it is.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09He's had a shave cos he's on the telly,
0:22:09 > 0:22:11but that is unmistakably Barry Nicholson.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Hang on a second, didn't that box have a magician in it?
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Just like that.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- That's incredible.- I can't believe it was Barry Nicholson.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28It could've been anyone. I was... I didn't know what to say.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32I was speechless. He was just standing right there. Unbelievable.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34The guy's face when he dropped the sticker book was amazing.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37That was proper, "Oh, my God, it's Barry..." What was his surname?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- ALL:- Nicholson.- "Nicholson!"
0:22:39 > 0:22:41I bet he's now just going home shouting other things
0:22:41 > 0:22:43hoping they appear in front of him.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Like, "Breasts, breasts, breasts. Oh, yes!"
0:22:46 > 0:22:48So, how has Damien scored?
0:22:50 > 0:22:51I'm not really that into football,
0:22:51 > 0:22:55but I really enjoyed Damien's trick, so I'm going to give it a...
0:22:58 > 0:22:59..eight.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02I think the guys watching were more excited by the footballer
0:23:02 > 0:23:05than they were by the trick and so he gets a seven.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I'm going to give him...
0:23:08 > 0:23:10a six.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Damien made me care about football!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I'm going to score -
0:23:14 > 0:23:17score, like the football - score him an eight.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Keep trying, Chris.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20So Damien scores 29.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25He hasn't won but he's escaped from the saw, which means...
0:23:25 > 0:23:27And the scores are in.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28- Ooh!- Oh, God, here we go.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31And this week's sporting champion is...
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Let's use the term sporting champion very loosely.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35..is Ben!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Oh!- He's done it! THEY LAUGH
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Now, let's get to the other exciting moment
0:23:42 > 0:23:43of who will face the killer trick.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Bottom of the table,
0:23:46 > 0:23:48with 24 points, is...
0:23:51 > 0:23:52..Jasz.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Ooh.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I got in a swimsuit for you and everything!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Jasz, you will be sliced in half by a buzz saw.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02SHE SIGHS Ben, as you're the winner,
0:24:02 > 0:24:04you get to cut Jasz in two.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- King of the buzz saw.- That's so typical, cut the girl in half.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09It's all right, I'll rock it, I'm hard core.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Jasz, I should tell you, I failed my wood tech at school.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15THEY LAUGH
0:24:15 > 0:24:19That is sinister love. "I'm going to fuck you up."
0:24:20 > 0:24:24It's time for Jasz to face this week's killer trick -
0:24:24 > 0:24:27she's got a one-way ticket to the buzz saw.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I'm really nervous about this killer trick.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33I mean, it has gone wrong a few times and I really don't want to die.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36But I feel like I'm in good hands with Ben.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37So, here it is.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- HE PINGS METAL - The Spine Cruncher 6000.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43It's, uh... Ow.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46It's quite sharp, I think it got me there.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Um, you might want to take that off in case it gets a bit dirty.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55I'm most concerned about some kind of operator error.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I mean, that saw is going right through Jasz' body,
0:24:58 > 0:25:01but I'm actually a bit concerned about harming myself in the process.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Charming.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Great.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06And lay down on this bed.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08You'll get a comfortable night's sleep.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10You won't be needing those either.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Ever again. If you happen to own a giant buzz saw,
0:25:13 > 0:25:15please, do not try this at home.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16I'm going to cover you with this sheet here.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18It should give you some kind of protection.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Ah, yes, the old impenetrable cotton sheet. Good idea, Ben.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28So, Jasz, just in case anything were to go wrong, I've got some
0:25:28 > 0:25:29medical professionals here
0:25:29 > 0:25:31who are going to come and lend their expertise.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Guys, could you come and join me?
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Nice to meet you all.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Welcome to this slightly creepy room here.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40You all look a bit terrified.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- And what's your name? - Hi, my name is Mo.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Nice to meet you, Mo. I'm Ben.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Can you tell me, if a saw were to go through the abdomen,
0:25:48 > 0:25:50what kind of damage would that cause?
0:25:50 > 0:25:53It depends on how deep it goes through the abdomen.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55How about all the way through?
0:25:55 > 0:25:58But obviously, if you damage any of the major blood vessels,
0:25:58 > 0:26:01like the arteries, or the liver, or the spleen,
0:26:01 > 0:26:03obviously you'd suffer from a major bleed
0:26:03 > 0:26:05and that would be very dangerous.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- We're going pretty deep.- Yeah.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Yeah, things aren't going to look good for her.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Thank you for all of your medical help.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Uh, it's important that you take a safe distance,
0:26:14 > 0:26:16if you could just stand back there.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18As any good heavy machinery operator will tell you,
0:26:18 > 0:26:21the most important thing is to look cool.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22So on the shades go.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Sweet dreams, Jasz.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30MACHINE BUZZES
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Now remember, Jasz, if there was ever a time
0:26:45 > 0:26:48to try and secure yourself an Oscar, this is it.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52SHE SCREAMS
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Does anyone have any plasters?
0:27:27 > 0:27:29BUZZING STOPS, ALL QUIET
0:27:29 > 0:27:32It's fair to say, there's an interesting mood in the room.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33I think this may be exactly the
0:27:33 > 0:27:35reason they're moving BBC Three online.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42You shouldn't have done linking rings.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48OK, Jasz, you can get up now.
0:27:51 > 0:27:52Jasz.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Jasz?
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# If I die young
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# Bury me in satin
0:28:02 > 0:28:06# Lay me down on a bed of roses
0:28:06 > 0:28:09# Sink me in the river at dawn
0:28:09 > 0:28:13# Send me away With the words of a love song
0:28:14 > 0:28:20# The sharp knife of a short life
0:28:20 > 0:28:26# Oh, well I've had just enough time. #