Episode 3

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0:00:11 > 0:00:13Poems, sonnets, limericks, verses,

0:00:13 > 0:00:15rhymes in love and rhymes in curses.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32..let's get on with the show.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Hello, and welcome to Partners In Rhyme,

0:00:43 > 0:00:47a game all about finding different rhymes in different ways.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49There are rhymes everywhere you look

0:00:49 > 0:00:51and that's what this show is all about.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53For example, what's the rhyme here?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- AUDIENCE:- A parrot eating a carrot!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00A parrot eating a carrot, of course.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Normally, they'd fill it with millet, but they might spill it.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05AUDIENCE GROANS

0:01:05 > 0:01:07See, if you've got the time...

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- AUDIENCE:- Len's got the rhyme!

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Hey, you're on form tonight, I've got to tell you.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Tonight, two contestants are playing with the help of their

0:01:16 > 0:01:18very own partners in rhyme.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21To get to the end, you need some friends,

0:01:21 > 0:01:24so let's meet this evening's celebrity teams.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Oh, yes! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:27 > 0:01:32On our first team - he makes the fun flow, she makes The One Show,

0:01:32 > 0:01:36it's comedian Russell Kane and presenter Michelle Ackerley.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:38 > 0:01:41You've done your Disney hand. You've done the Disney...

0:01:41 > 0:01:43And can this team reign supreme?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46It's Russell Grant and actress Roxanne Pallett.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Whoa! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:52 > 0:01:56They're our team mates, let's meet their rhyming dates.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58It's Isabella and Brun.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Whoa! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Brun. Oh, look at you two.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09- Isabella.- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11What do you do? Where do you come from?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14I study at Cardiff University. I do planning and development.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17And, yeah, and I live in Oxfordshire.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Oh, what's planning and development?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- So it's a bit like Sims. Have you played Sims?- No.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- LAUGHTER - No. There you go. - A bit like that, though?

0:02:23 > 0:02:27- A bit like that, yeah.- If I had to play it, I'd know what you were talking...- Yeah.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Isabella, is that right, you've got your own rap crew?

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Yes. I've got little teddies and there's a bunny,

0:02:34 > 0:02:37there's a donkey, and there's like a hedgehog.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40And, um, inspired by Jay Z, I've got Don K and Bun Z.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- LAUGHTER - We've been coming up with a name for you...

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Yeah.- ..and you'd be Lenny G.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47LAUGHTER

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Booyakasha. Oh. Oh, respect. LAUGHTER

0:02:50 > 0:02:52- Safe it. There we go. - Oh, exploded it as well.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54LAUGHTER I'm good with all that.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56I can do all that fiddly stuff. APPLAUSE

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Brun.- Hello.- It's lovely to meet you.- Lovely meeting you, Len.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03- What do you do? - I'm an architectural engineer.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07- Oh, no, shut up. We've got a planning officer... - I know. She's like the other side.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- You've got the... You're the architect?- I am.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11If we had a builder,

0:03:11 > 0:03:14we could create Goodmanville.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- BOTH:- Ooh.- Eh?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18You'd dance to work...

0:03:18 > 0:03:21and everyone would live at number...?

0:03:21 > 0:03:22- ALL:- Ten!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25No, seven! LAUGHTER

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Brun, is it true you're good at Scrabble?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Very good, yes, Len. Yes. - What, very good?

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Yeah, I've not like... I've never been in a competition, but...

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Are you competitive when you play and...?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Well, I just know more words than most people.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39OK, well, look, I want you to look at that screen.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42OK, rearrange these letters to form a word.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Show-off. - Show-off, correct!

0:03:51 > 0:03:52APPLAUSE

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Brun and Isabella, welcome to the show.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03Tonight, one of you could be walking away with a holiday.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!

0:04:05 > 0:04:08So very best of luck to Isabella and Brun.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Yes. Good luck, good luck. Have a good time.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Good luck, yeah. This is quite fun. - I know.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Isabella and Brun will soon pair up with one of our celebrity rhyming

0:04:18 > 0:04:24teams. But to help them choose, they need to see the teams in action.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Teams, I'm going to give you four rhymes to solve -

0:04:27 > 0:04:29buzz in when you think you know the answer.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31There are no points at stake,

0:04:31 > 0:04:36it's just a chance to show who's a grafter and who's seeing me after.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37LAUGHTER

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Here we go.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44BELL Roxanne and Russell?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Crab doing a dab.- Ooh... - Oh, my goodness!

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Yes. APPLAUSE

0:04:51 > 0:04:52LAUGHTER

0:04:54 > 0:04:57I'm concerned because we've got two Russells. I really hope

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- I don't get confused which one is which, honestly. - Just call me Rooselle.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02LAUGHTER

0:05:02 > 0:05:05OK, we're moving on. Here we go.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06BELL

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Oh, blimey, that was quick. Was that you?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- It's Johnny Depp on a step. - ROXANNE:- No, no, no!

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Roxanne and Russell?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- It's the naughty step. - It is the naughty step.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Johnny Depp on the naughty step. - He's getting told off.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Russell, you ever been on the naughty step?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25I think when I did Strictly with you you put me on there every week.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28LAUGHTER Probably!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I'll never forget you coming out of a cannon,

0:05:30 > 0:05:33that was one of the highlights of that whole thing.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35- I've still got the burns, Len. - Yeah, I can imagine.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37I thought you were going to say, "I've still got the cannon."

0:05:37 > 0:05:39OK, now, here we go. Number four.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42We'll get this one. We've shamed ourselves.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43BELL

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Ooh, was that you, Roxanne and Russell?- Yeah.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Yeah. Is that a hairy fairy? - Hairy fairy! Oh, that sounds rude!

0:05:49 > 0:05:50LAUGHTER Hairy fairy.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51APPLAUSE

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Hairy fairy.- How'd we know that?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Well done. OK, moving on.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh. LAUGHTER

0:05:59 > 0:06:00WOLF-WHISTLE

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Is it, by any chance, Russell Kane being vain?

0:06:05 > 0:06:06It is, indeed.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07APPLAUSE

0:06:08 > 0:06:12And are you a vain sort of...? You know, you're a snazzy dresser,

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- I must say, with all the gear on you here.- He looks sharp.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Actually, I woke up like this. - LAUGHTER

0:06:17 > 0:06:21It's just the hair, but if anyone touches my hair I have a panic attack, so...

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Don't, don't. No, don't upset him early on.- That's an idea.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Well, I've got to say, Russell and Roxanne, you got three,

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Russell and Michelle, one.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31- AUDIENCE: Aw! - We're just warming up now.- Yeah.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33We put our celebrities to the test,

0:06:33 > 0:06:36but now it's Isabella and Brun's turn.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Let's play...

0:06:38 > 0:06:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:42 > 0:06:43This is a quickfire round.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47There's a point for each correct answer, and whoever guesses

0:06:47 > 0:06:51the most rhymes in two minutes gets the first pick of the teams.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54If you think you know, give it a go.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57On the buzzers, let's play Find The Rhyme.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04It's a hen writing with a pen.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06A hen with a pen, correct. Well done.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Your next one.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09LAUGHTER

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Yes, Isabella?

0:07:13 > 0:07:17Harry scanning... Oh, no, I've lost it.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Brun?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Harry Hill working at a till. - ISABELLA GROANS

0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Yes, correct. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Unlucky, Isabella.- That's OK.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Here we go. Next one, what is it?

0:07:26 > 0:07:27BELL

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Iced bun in the sun.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Correct! APPLAUSE

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Here we go. - All right, all right.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- So who is it? BRUN:- What?

0:07:34 > 0:07:35BELL Yes, Brun?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Keanu Reeves...got really long sleeves on?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Yeah, correct. Well done. APPLAUSE

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Well done. Next one, keep going.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45LAUGHTER

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Funny bunny. It's a funny bunny, Len.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Oh, you're quick.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50APPLAUSE Funny bunny.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51There we go.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53HORNS HONK

0:07:53 > 0:07:54BELL Yes, Brun?

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Will I Am is in a traffic jam.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Well done. APPLAUSE

0:07:58 > 0:08:00You're storming this.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Here we go, next one.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- BELL - Viking going biking?

0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Yes!- Yay. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Here we go, next one.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14BELL Yes, Brun?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Grapefruit, um, hanging from a parachute.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Yes, well done. APPLAUSE

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Here we go, next one.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21HAWK SCREECHES

0:08:21 > 0:08:23What's it doing?

0:08:23 > 0:08:24BELL Yes, Brun?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Is it a spaceman doing the cancan?

0:08:26 > 0:08:27No.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29You want to have a go, Isabella?

0:08:30 > 0:08:31KLAXON

0:08:31 > 0:08:35No, it was a hawk doing a space walk.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37- GROANING - I knew it.- Russ, yeah, he got it.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- There was no moon. - That's what I said. Thank you.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Yeah, but, unfortunately, Russell, you're not in it at the moment.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43LAUGHTER

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Len, everyone wants to know if you can... Can you do a moonwalk? - No, I can't. Can you twerk?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Yeah, I can, yeah. - Come here and show me.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51CHEERING

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Right here, next door.- To camera?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh!

0:08:57 > 0:09:01- RUSSELL KANE:- You can bounce a penny on that.- My turn.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02No, I'd better not. LAUGHTER

0:09:02 > 0:09:05No, no, no. I'd never get up.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Don't put your hip out, Len.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10So let's have a look, see who's the tops and who's the flops.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11It's time for the scores.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Isabella...

0:09:13 > 0:09:14WEAK APPLAUSE

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Brun...

0:09:16 > 0:09:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Whoa!

0:09:20 > 0:09:24You get first pick of the team.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Is it going to be Russell and Michelle,

0:09:26 > 0:09:29or is it going to be Russell and Roxanne?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Well, whatever happens, you're going to get a Russell, that's for sure.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34LAUGHTER

0:09:34 > 0:09:36- I'm going to go with - controversial...- Oh.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38..Russell and Michelle.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- I knew it!- Cheers, Brun. - AUDIENCE:- Ooh!

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- You've gone with Russell and Michelle...- Good choice. - ..who got one.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48And you've left Russell and Roxanne, who got three.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51It's simple, Len - Brun likes someone with a one.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53- ALL:- Oh!

0:09:53 > 0:09:58Well, that means, Isabella, you're going to be with Russell and Roxanne.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59APPLAUSE

0:09:59 > 0:10:03So it's team-up time with your Partners In Rhyme. Whoop!

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Brun...

0:10:07 > 0:10:11I think that was a very brave decision.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13And are you happy, or do you want to change your mind?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- I'm the happiest that I've ever been.- Cheers, mate.- Really?

0:10:16 > 0:10:17- I love you. I love you guys. - He's a good guy.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- It means nothing now. - It means nothing.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21LAUGHTER

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Roxanne, Russell, you got three.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28- So, Isabella, you must be really happy.- I'm over the moon, yeah.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30And after my performance, I need a team that'll back me up.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Yeah, you do. - We've got you, we've got you.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36OK. Now we've got our teams, we'll reset the scores

0:10:36 > 0:10:38to zero as we play...

0:10:40 > 0:10:42APPLAUSE

0:10:44 > 0:10:47In this round, the clues are all about celebrities doing

0:10:47 > 0:10:49something that rhymes with their names.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Brun won the last round, so you play first.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Michelle will describe the celebrity,

0:10:55 > 0:10:57and Russell will mime the action.

0:10:57 > 0:11:02You have 5 clues and 30 seconds for each clue.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05If Brun doesn't guess the rhyme in 30 seconds,

0:11:05 > 0:11:07we'll move on to the next one.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Let's play... BOTH:- Mime The Rhyme.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- OK, ready?- Yeah, I'm ready. - There we go.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18OK, it's a drama that's on at the moment, it's a really fit guy,

0:11:18 > 0:11:22- it's based in Cornwall... - Poldark.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Park? You're trying to reverse park?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26APPLAUSE Let's have a look.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Poldark...trying to park.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32You any good at parking, Russell, by the way?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Do you want an honest anecdote here? On the morning my daughter

0:11:35 > 0:11:38was born, I drove Lindsey to the hospital and when we got there

0:11:38 > 0:11:40we changed sides and she parked the car.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41LAUGHTER

0:11:41 > 0:11:43- Really?- That's how bad I am at parking.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47- Yeah?- She got out and she went, "You can get a bus in there. Right, let's go and have a baby."

0:11:47 > 0:11:48LAUGHTER

0:11:48 > 0:11:50True story. True story.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52OK, number two, here we go.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54OK, it's a comedian.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58The... His first name is the last name of Bruce, kung fu fighter...

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Lee. Lee...- And computer...

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Lee Mack.- Yeah.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03What?!

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Lee Mack wearing a mac? Having a quack?

0:12:07 > 0:12:08Giving a piggy back!

0:12:08 > 0:12:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Oh.- Sorry.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Yeah, well, no... You look like Max Wall.- I don't think he expected me to jump on.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Well done. - Thank you very much.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Let's have a look. There he is - Lee Mack,

0:12:24 > 0:12:25giving a piggy back.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27OK, here we go, next one.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29OK, Tom Hanks,

0:12:29 > 0:12:31"Life is like a box of chocolates..."

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Er, Forrest Gump?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Doing a running jump? Doing the long jump?

0:12:35 > 0:12:36- Long jump, yes!- Yes!

0:12:36 > 0:12:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Let's have a look.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42- RUSSELL KANE:- Look at that. Amazing.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Forrest Gump doing the long jump.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Well done. Russell, you were very spritely there.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48- That was a good jump.- Do it again.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50I had a picture of the world record when I was a kid.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52- The guy's going like that in mid-air, so...- Yeah.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54I'm packing some lean muscle mass under here.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56OK, presenter. She is, um...

0:12:56 > 0:12:59she used to do Streetmate years ago.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Oh, Davina McCall?- Done.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Er, playing volleyball?- Yeah. - Oh, my gosh!

0:13:03 > 0:13:05APPLAUSE That was quick.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Well done. Very good descriptions. - It's these guys.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10- It's the dream team. - Very good. Let's have a look.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Davina McCall...playing volleyball. Well done.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Look at the, look at the guns on her.- She looks great.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17OK, here we go, next one.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Female comedian, long ginger hair. She has a catchphrase -

0:13:19 > 0:13:22"Bovvered? Bovvered?" And then she does the nan where she's like...

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Oh, I don't know her name, can you make her name?- "..Liberty!"

0:13:25 > 0:13:26Make her name, make her name?

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Um, so, her surname is like the something Gallery in London.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Saatchi.- No.- Um...

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Tate, Catherine Tate.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35- Catherine Tate?- Tate.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Catherine Tate.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41- Um... Learning to skate? No?- Yes.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Let's have a look.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49There you go, Catherine Tate trying to skate.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53That's time up, well done, please re-join your team.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Well done.- Amazing. - Well done. That's good, mate.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Team Isabella, can you come and join me now,

0:14:01 > 0:14:03bring Russell with you, come on down.

0:14:06 > 0:14:12- OK, Roxanne, you will be describing the person. Russell...- OK.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Now, listen, you've done musical theatre and all sorts

0:14:15 > 0:14:17so you should be good at miming and...

0:14:17 > 0:14:21With musical theatre and I'm miming - no-one can hear me!

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Oh, yeah, I never thought of that.

0:14:22 > 0:14:27Remember, you have 5 clues and 30 seconds for each one.

0:14:27 > 0:14:33Team work makes dreams work. Let's play Mime The Rhyme.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34First one, here we go.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Right, it was between him and Gareth Gates.- Don't know.

0:14:37 > 0:14:42Um, he's quite posh, he looks like he would drink a lot of tea.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Um, his surname is opposite to old.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Young. Will Young.- Yes.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Will Young. Will Young...

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- is burning his tongue? - Yeah.- Yes!

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Let's have a look! Will Young...

0:14:55 > 0:14:57- ..burning his tongue?- Amazing.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Next one, here we go.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00OK.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04# Oh, yeah, oh... # She's... She's a girl, not yet a woman.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Britney Spears.- Yeah! She shaved her head.- Britney Spears?

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Yeah, yeah right.- Yeah. - Britney Spears using her shears.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Yes!- Yeah!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Britney spears is using shears.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Russell, are you a bit of a gardener?

0:15:16 > 0:15:17The way you were at that then...

0:15:17 > 0:15:20I'm not a gardener, anything I touch dies.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27OK, here we go, next one.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Oh, right. Um...

0:15:29 > 0:15:31she once got on a bus with me...

0:15:35 > 0:15:37- She's so nice...- What does her name, sound like?

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Oh, yeah she's, so she's really lovely and she's from the north...

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- TALKS WITH NORTHERN ACCENT:- ..and she talks like that. Her surname...

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- What does she do?- ..is plural for...

0:15:45 > 0:15:48No. Her surname...

0:15:48 > 0:15:51A male chicken, lots of male chickens.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Cockerel?

0:15:53 > 0:15:54BUZZER Oh.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56ROXANNE SHOUTS IN FRUSTRATION

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Sara Cox is a jack... He was braced, look, to do the jack.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03Let's have a look.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07Sara Cox is a jack-in-the-box.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09I'm sweating, this is hard work.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Here's the next one.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Oh! # Uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh... # - Beyonce.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Yes!

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Um...doing ballet?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Yes!

0:16:19 > 0:16:20Let's have a look.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26Beyonce is doing ballet. Very, very nice, lovely pas de deux.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Thank you very much.- Well... - I've not lost the old touch.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31You have certainly haven't.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- OK, you ready?- I'm ready, I'm ready.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35You're really on a roll here. Here we go.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38She lives near my friend, she's got blonde hair,

0:16:38 > 0:16:42she's a TV presenter, um... Argh, argh!

0:16:42 > 0:16:45She's... She was married to Fat Boy Slim.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49Come on! All right, her surname is like foot...

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Loose. No.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54- It is...- She does It Takes Two, do you watch It Takes...?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Yeah, she does Strictly's It Takes Two, she's blonde.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- She's a TV presenter, she's so cool. - Oh! Zoe, Zoe, Zoe...

0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Yeah!- Zoe Ball, is it Zoe Ball?

0:17:02 > 0:17:03BUZZER

0:17:03 > 0:17:04Oh.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Oh, look, and beautifully mimed here.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Let's have a look, Zoe Ball building a wall,

0:17:09 > 0:17:12look at the speed of her, cor blimey.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- He's having a...- The wall fell down.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19- He's exhausted.- Oh, no.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Have you heard of Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall?

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Russell?- But he just had a great fall!

0:17:26 > 0:17:30OK, that's time up. Well done, please re-join your team.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39So, after that mime time, let's have a look at the scores.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Isabella, you have three points.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Brun, you have five.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55It's all still to play for as we go into round three.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Oh, yes.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03I'm about to show you a short film.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Hidden in the film are six pairs of rhymes to find.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09If you spot the rhymes, please write them down.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11There's a point for each correct answer.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Now, this is not easy,

0:18:13 > 0:18:18so when you play along at home, watch for little me as the key.

0:18:18 > 0:18:24Today it's Radio 2's Jeremy Vine who is never off duty.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27If you've just joined me, we are talking about game shows,

0:18:27 > 0:18:30are the questions too easy or not nearly hard enough?

0:18:30 > 0:18:34Hi, this is Jeremy Vine. As a much-loved radio host...

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Thank you. ..and a sympathetic ear to the nation...

0:18:38 > 0:18:39You're an idiot!

0:18:39 > 0:18:42..people often ask me what is it like when you're not on the air?

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Well, today you're going to find out.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50RADIO 2 JINGLE

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Thank you very much indeed for your company,

0:18:52 > 0:18:55this is Jeremy Vine here on BBC Radio 2, we'll see you tomorrow.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58When my hugely popular show is done for the day...

0:19:00 > 0:19:02'Jeremy? Hello?'

0:19:02 > 0:19:05..I like to switch off from the glitz and glamour of radio

0:19:05 > 0:19:08and just relax for a few hours.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20The time is 2:03.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23As for traffic conditions, don't even bother. My advice,

0:19:23 > 0:19:24forget the car.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34I'll be right back.

0:19:34 > 0:19:39Though, after leaving the studio, my first priority is usually caffeine.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Let's see what's breaking. - SMASH!

0:19:43 > 0:19:46I just hope no-one recognises me.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Though if you think this combination of toffee, cream and banana

0:19:56 > 0:20:00looks a bit too good to be true, a recent report says you'd be right.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02PHONE RINGS

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Hello, this is Jeremy Vine, you're on the air.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Hello Jeremy. First-time caller, long-time listener.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10I'm thoroughly peeved off.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Actually, I'm not here right now, but please...

0:20:16 > 0:20:17Hello?

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Oh, yeah.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24OK, how many did you get at home?

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Let's have a look at the first one.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Award and cheeseboard.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Isabella? They both got it, well done.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Here's your second one.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39- Oh.- Oh, come on.- No?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41That's hard, that.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Nobody got that, girls and twirls.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44- No.- Wow.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47OK, well, let's try number three. Trike and mic.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50I said tricycle and microphone and I was like, "But that's too far,"

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- so I was close.- Yeah. - Theirs definitely doesn't rhyme.

0:20:52 > 0:20:57- No, exactly.- It was a near miss really. Here we go.- YES!- Oh, hello.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Brun, I assume you got that? - Get in, Russell.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02- Yes, yes, got that one.- Yes.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Len, we've got something better. - You've got what?

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Chip and tip.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Definitely.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Whoa! No...

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Whoa, whoa, whoa...

0:21:13 > 0:21:16If you chipped my mug like that I would be a bit disappointed.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20Good effort, Isabella, but you get nothing for that.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Smash and cash. Next one, here we go.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- No? Oh, no.- Well, I got that.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Oh, I'm very bitterly disappointed with all of you now.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33OK, next one, here we go.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35- Oh, phone and tone.- Yes!

0:21:42 > 0:21:46How disappointing. So the scores for Rhyme Watch are

0:21:46 > 0:21:49team Isabella scored one...

0:21:49 > 0:21:51team Brun scored three.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53CHEERING

0:21:53 > 0:21:56But how does that leave the teams overall?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Isabella, you've got four,

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Brun, you've got eight.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06But there are more points to be found in the very next round.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10Whoever is in the lead after this will go on to tackle our endgame

0:22:10 > 0:22:13and play for the holiday.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16MUSIC: "Summertime" by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

0:22:22 > 0:22:23Yes, Len!

0:22:26 > 0:22:30OK, it's time for News At Len!

0:22:36 > 0:22:40Good evening, I'm Len Goodman and this is the News At Len.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42I have four news stories

0:22:42 > 0:22:46and you must work out the rhyming headline that goes with them.

0:22:46 > 0:22:51Listen carefully, but don't buzz in until I ask for your headline.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55If you buzz in and get it wrong, the other team will have a go.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58There are two points for each correct answer.

0:22:58 > 0:23:03It's time for tonight's news. First up, Westminster news.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05BONG!

0:23:05 > 0:23:08The former Chancellor of the Exchequer has got himself

0:23:08 > 0:23:13an unusual new pet. The politician turned newspaper editor has bought

0:23:13 > 0:23:18a mythical four-legged beast that looks like a horse with

0:23:18 > 0:23:22an ice cream cone stuck on his head. What's the headline?

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Team Isabella?

0:23:24 > 0:23:27George Osborne pretending to be a unicorn? Is that right?

0:23:27 > 0:23:30George Osborne has bought a unicorn.

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Let's take a look.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34George Osborne has a pet unicorn.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36I said he's bought a unicorn,

0:23:36 > 0:23:39you wouldn't buy one for any other reason than to have it as a pet.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Do we get the point, Len? - You do get the point.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48It doesn't sound true, that news story, does it?

0:23:48 > 0:23:51But he's a politician so it must be. They never lie, do they?

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Next up, nature news.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57BONG!

0:23:57 > 0:24:01A group of the world's tallest land animals have revealed

0:24:01 > 0:24:05they're keen collectors of celebrity signatures.

0:24:05 > 0:24:10The animals, famous for their long necks, are often seen at red carpets

0:24:10 > 0:24:14with little books ready for the stars to sign.

0:24:14 > 0:24:15What's the headline?

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Giraffes are showing off their autographs.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Let's have a look.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22It's giraffe's collecting autographs, well done.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Well done, well done, that was brilliant.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Well, they're always sticking their necks out.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31OK, next up, pop news.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33BONG!

0:24:33 > 0:24:38A Canadian music sensation has been spotted wearing unusual

0:24:38 > 0:24:44colours of clothes. The singer of My Heart Will Go On now only

0:24:44 > 0:24:49dresses in hot pink, bright green and glow-in-the-dark yellow,

0:24:49 > 0:24:52a number of friends have advised her to think twice.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53What's the headline?

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Oh!

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Celine Dion is wearing a lot of neon.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Let's have a look.

0:24:59 > 0:25:05Yeah, there you go, Celine Dion only wears neon. And, finally, TV news.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07BONG!

0:25:07 > 0:25:11One of the BBC's top documentary makers has gone missing.

0:25:11 > 0:25:16The spectacle-wearing star, famous for living with subjects

0:25:16 > 0:25:20such as Paul Daniels and the Hamiltons, has disappeared

0:25:20 > 0:25:25in the South American country known as the home for Paddington Bear.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27What's the headline?

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Louis Theroux has got lost in Peru.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Let's have a look.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33It's Louis Theroux, he's lost in Peru.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35And in more bad news from the BBC,

0:25:35 > 0:25:38we're also hearing Chris Evans is lost in Devon.

0:25:39 > 0:25:43And that's all from News At Len. I can't take another bong!

0:25:44 > 0:25:46BONG!

0:25:46 > 0:25:49So, after that, let's have a look at the scores

0:25:49 > 0:25:52and find out who's going through to the final round.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Isabella, you have eight points.

0:25:54 > 0:25:59But, Brun, you're going on because you've got 12 points!

0:26:02 > 0:26:06Well, Isabella, you did fine but it wasn't your time.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09However, you're not going home empty handed

0:26:09 > 0:26:12because I have something here

0:26:12 > 0:26:15that is going to be your heart's desire.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21- Oh, yes.- Thank you. I adore it, thank you.- That's cute.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24- RUSSELL:- I reckon that's more expensive than the holiday.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26I'm delighted with that.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30Thank you, Isabella, and your Partners In Rhyme, well done.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36Brun, congratulations on making it through to the final round,

0:26:36 > 0:26:39come and join me in the middle for the final riddle, it's...

0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Hey! Well done.- Thanks.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Your partners have taken you this far

0:26:50 > 0:26:53but here's where you have to go it alone.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57If you can Rhyme Against Time, you'll be our guest in Budapest.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!

0:27:01 > 0:27:04On the screen, you'll see a clock split into six segments.

0:27:04 > 0:27:08Each segment contains a three-part rhyme

0:27:08 > 0:27:11like Peter Pan with a tan, building a snowman.

0:27:11 > 0:27:15You must solve all six segments in 90 seconds to win.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18But if you get stuck, you can move on,

0:27:18 > 0:27:22but you must complete all six segments in the time.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Six on the board, you're going abroad.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28OK, let's play Rhyme Against Time.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Here we go.

0:27:38 > 0:27:42It's a can... What's he called? Neanderthal man,

0:27:42 > 0:27:43can in a van.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46- No, too technical. - What, ancient man?

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Let's move on, we'll come back. You've nearly got that.

0:27:51 > 0:27:52- Miranda Hart...- Yeah.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55..with a raspberry tart or tart...

0:27:55 > 0:27:58- Yeah.- ..in a go-kart.- Correct. OK, next one.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02Hedgehog on a log in the fog...

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Eating a hot dog in the fog.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Yes! Good. Next one!

0:28:07 > 0:28:10Ian Beale...

0:28:10 > 0:28:12playing the glockenspiel...

0:28:12 > 0:28:13with Seal.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16Correct. Well done!

0:28:16 > 0:28:17Some cops...

0:28:17 > 0:28:19going to the shops in flip flops.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Yes!

0:28:22 > 0:28:25Um...Sly Stallone, Sylvester Stallone,

0:28:25 > 0:28:28playing the trombone on a throne.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30Right, now we've got to go back to the first one.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33What is it? Ice Age man, ancient man, what's he called?

0:28:33 > 0:28:35Cave man with a can and a van.

0:28:35 > 0:28:36Wa-hey!

0:28:41 > 0:28:43Cave man.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47You did it, you'll be our guest in Budapest!

0:28:47 > 0:28:50You've won the holiday! Oh, look out.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53Hey-hey!

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Well, that's it for today's Partners In Rhyme.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59A big thank you to Russell Kane...

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Michelle Ackerley...

0:29:01 > 0:29:03Russell Grant, Roxanne Pallett.

0:29:03 > 0:29:07We'll see you soon and, remember, if you've got the time...

0:29:07 > 0:29:09- ALL:- Len's got the rhyme!

0:29:09 > 0:29:12Hey, goodnight! Well done.

0:29:12 > 0:29:13Oh, yes.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20There's been rhymes from the start of time

0:29:20 > 0:29:24A word, or a name, one that sounds the same

0:29:24 > 0:29:26Poems, sonnets, limericks, verses

0:29:26 > 0:29:29Rhymes in love and rhymes in curses

0:29:29 > 0:29:32I've been rhyming since a very young man

0:29:32 > 0:29:34But that was cockney rhyming slang

0:29:34 > 0:29:36So, get yourself ready, this is the time

0:29:36 > 0:29:38Are you up for the game?

0:29:38 > 0:29:40You up for the rhyme?

0:29:40 > 0:29:42Ready, steady, let's go!

0:29:42 > 0:29:45Three, two, one, let's get on with the show!