0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Poems, sonnets, limericks, verses
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Rhymes in love and rhymes in curses...
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# ..let's get on with the show! #
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Wa-hey-hey! Oh! Oh, I love it.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Hey, hey, hey, oh, lovely jubbly.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Hello and welcome to Partners In Rhyme.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50The aim of the game is to find rhymes in all kind of places.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52You could see a greyhound at a fairground,
0:00:52 > 0:00:56follow that with Bradley Cooper with a pooper-scooper.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Here is all rhyme and no reason. Why don't you have a go?
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Take a look at this picture and see if you can find the rhyme.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Did you get it? Yes! It's a piranha eating a banana.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17- If you've got the time... AUDIENCE:- Len's got the rhyme!
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Not bad.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Tonight, two contestants will be playing the game
0:01:21 > 0:01:26with the help of their very own partners in rhyme.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28So, let's meet this evening's celebrity teams.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:37 > 0:01:41On our first team, she's an Olympic hero, strong and bold,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44but can she take home rhyming gold?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47It's England hockey star, Sam Quek. Sam!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Hi, how are you?- Lovely.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55And joining Sam, he's pumped and rarely stumped - it's Phil Tufnell!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- Lovely. Hello, buddy. - Phil.- How are ya? Good man.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01In our second team, cooking is the game,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04she's got a herb for her first name -
0:02:04 > 0:02:06it's Rosemary Shrager!
0:02:09 > 0:02:13With Rosemary, for charts, dance and rap, he's your go-to chap -
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Rickie Haywood Williams!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17My man!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Well, we've got cooking, music and sport covered here,
0:02:21 > 0:02:25but will it be enough to help tonight's contestants?
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Let's meet 'em!
0:02:26 > 0:02:30APPLAUSE
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Hey, hey! Jozanda.- Hello.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Hello to you. What do you do, where you come from?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- I'm an inspiring projects manager from Preston.- Inspiring?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Yeah.- What's that mean?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Basically, it means I work for the university in Preston in
0:02:52 > 0:02:55the student's union, and I'm in charge of volunteering projects
0:02:55 > 0:02:56- for the students.- Oh, right!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- So I provide a project, and they take part.- Oh, lovely. - Yeah.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02That's an unusual name, Jozanda. I've never come across it before.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Have you bumped into any other Joza...? I've not, have you?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- No. My mum made it up. - What, she just...? So...- Yeah.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10What, she just thought it?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Yeah, before I was born, she was ironing
0:03:12 > 0:03:13and she came up with my name.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Nice! Yeah.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18You going to be any good at rhyming and this sort? Are you competitive?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21I hope so, yeah. Like, I do amateur dramatics
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- and things like that so...- Yeah. - ..I'm quite into sort of...
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Yeah, projecting...
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Theatricalness, and yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Performing and things like that, so, yeah...
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Good luck. Now, let's meet your opponent, George!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- How are ya?- I'm absolutely brilliant, thank you.- Yeah?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Where do you live?- I'm from Chipping Norton in Oxfordshire.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Is that where you hang out, and that where you work, or whatever?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46No, I'm currently studying history at Anglia Ruskin University,
0:03:46 > 0:03:47which is in Cambridge.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50You might be too smart for this show, if I'm honest, George.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Well, I've only just finished my first year,
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- so we'll have to see about that.- Oh!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57I understand you've bumped into a famous person
0:03:57 > 0:03:58whilst you were swimming?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Yes, quite a long time ago at the swimming pool.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Unbeknownst to myself, I managed to splash David Cameron quite heavily.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Really?- Yeah.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09What did he say? Anything? Did he give you a little telling off?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Well, I didn't know who he was, so I just swam over to my mum,
0:04:12 > 0:04:13and she was absolutely livid.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Well, she would be.- Yeah.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Well, that is a thing you can put on your CV, innit?- Yeah.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Lovely jubbly.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Well, tonight one of you could be leaving with a holiday.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25AUDIENCE WHOOPS
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Good luck to you both.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Jozanda and George, everyone!
0:04:28 > 0:04:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Jozanda and George are about to be paired up
0:04:35 > 0:04:37with one of our celebrity rhyme teams,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40but to help them choose, they need to see them in action.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I'm going to give you one rhyme each to solve.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44There are no points at stake -
0:04:44 > 0:04:47this is just a test to see who's the best.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Sam, take a shot. What have you got?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Right. So, we've got a wasp, a bee?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Yeah, what is it? - Err, a golf...golf tee.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- A bee on a tee. - A bee on a tee!
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Phil, you're used to a test, so give this your best.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05- Here we go, Phil.- OK.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08A grasshopper with a wallet.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10No, a ticket.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Cricket with a ticket. - Cricket with a ticket!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Rosemary dear, no need to wait, solve this rhyme,
0:05:19 > 0:05:21here on your plate.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26SHE STUTTERS
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Err, a flapjack. - A flapjack.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Flapjack... Flapjack with a rack.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- With a pack!- Yeah, sort of... - Pack on a...
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- A flapjack with a...? - ..pack, rack!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- With a...?- With a back, back pack!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41What rhymes with back? Flapjack?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43With a rucksack.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45With a rucksack - good enough!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47You got there in the end.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Rickie, how sharp is your mind? What can you find?
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Oh, it's Sam! Sam Quek... with her really lovely teeth,
0:05:59 > 0:06:01dancing around.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Sam Quek...in a discotheque.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Sam Quek in a discotheque! Oh-ho!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Well done, well done.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Now I've put our celebrities to the test,
0:06:10 > 0:06:13but now it's Jozanda and George's go.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Let's play Find The Rhyme.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21This is a quickfire round.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Whoever guesses most rhymes in two minutes
0:06:24 > 0:06:26gets first pick of the teams.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28If you think you know, give it a go!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31On your buzzers, it's Find the Rhyme.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36BELL
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Britney Spears has big ears. - Correct. Next one.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42BELL
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Dog on a jog. - A dog on a jog, correct!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Here we go.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49BELL
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Car on a radar. - A car on a radar. Moving on.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Land ahoy, chipmates!
0:06:56 > 0:06:57BELL
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Chips on ships. - Chips on ships, lovely jubbly.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Who's that? BELL
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Yeah, go on, George. - Bear Grylls in frills?
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Bear Grylls in frills!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Next one.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15BELL
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Pineapple...down the aisle, but that doesn't rhyme.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21No, it don't quite rhyme, does it? "Pineapple down the aisle".
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- George, you got it? - No clue, sorry.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26It was pineapple in a chapel.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- HISSES:- Hi.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30BELL
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Snake in a cake. - Snake in a cake.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- BELL - Lollipop in a bus stop.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Yeah. You are good, you're quick.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46What's going down that hole?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48BELL
0:07:48 > 0:07:49A roll in a black hole?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52A spring roll, but that's good enough. Roll in a hole!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Well done, Georgie! Here you are!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- BELL Yes?- It's Caesar in a geyser.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Julius Caesar in a geyser! See?
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Next one.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Who's that?- Oh... - BELL
0:08:11 > 0:08:12- Yes?- Brian Cox in a window box.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Yeah, lovely jubbly!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18INSTRUMENT PLAYS
0:08:18 > 0:08:19BELL
0:08:19 > 0:08:22That's a baboon playing the bassoon.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Yes, good, well done!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Didn't they do good? Well done.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33So, who's choosing the best, and who's stuck with the rest?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35It's time for the scores.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38George, you got five. That's good, innit?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39APPLAUSE
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Jozanda, you got six!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43- Oh.- Oh, yeah!
0:08:43 > 0:08:48Which means Jozanda can choose between you,
0:08:48 > 0:08:52it's either Sam and Phil, or Rosemary and Rickie.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Who will be your partners in rhyme tonight?
0:08:56 > 0:09:01OK. Well, I know that I'm really rubbish at football and sport.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Therefore, I'm going to take Sam and Phil.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06OK.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Which means, George, you're with Rosemary and Rickie.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13So it's team-up time with your partners in rhyme!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14APPLAUSE
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Jozanda, are you happy with your team?- Definitely, yeah.- Yeah.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23These guys were really good in the first round.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25I think you're looking good, honestly.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Sports people are always very competitive,
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- so they're going to really be going for it.- That's what I thought.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33But George, you see, OK, they got all that sporty stuff,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35but you've got class on your side, right?
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Right, you've got Rickie - young, modern and with it.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42You've got Rosemary, who knows lots of things about cooking
0:09:42 > 0:09:44and...older people's things...
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Oh, thanks.- Whatever... - Join the clan, join the clan.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50No, I'm in that clan! Don't worry. That's why I can say it.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53George, I bet if you could've had a choice,
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- you'd have picked these two anyway. - I certainly would have, yeah.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Hey, good man, good man. - Oh, good boy. Absolutely. Good boy.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03OK, now we've got our teams, we'll reset the scores to zero
0:10:03 > 0:10:06as we play Mime The Rhyme.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14In this round, we are going to give you some clues about famous people
0:10:14 > 0:10:17doing something that rhymes with their name.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Jozanda won last round, so plays first.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23In this round, Sam must describe the celebrity,
0:10:23 > 0:10:27while Phil must mime the action.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Each team will be given five clues,
0:10:29 > 0:10:33and you've got 30 seconds to mime and describe each one.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Let's play Mime The Rhyme!
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Right, OK, he is a comedian, actor, presents QI...
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Stephen Fry.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Yeah, what...what's he doing?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Stephen Fry, is... trying to dive.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- He's...- No, give over - it's rugby.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh, he's...he's in a try, he's scoring a try!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Scoring a try!
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Yes, yes...
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Good movement. I... - I've done my knee in there.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Oh, you were good, straight in there, Phil.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- I've got carpet burn.- You calm down. Carpet burn! Bless his heart.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08OK. Next one. Well done.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11OK, he was the voice of Shrek. He also did Wayne's World,
0:11:11 > 0:11:12He was Wayne in Wayne's World.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Oh, yeah. Um, is it...Michael Myers?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Yes, yes, it's... Yes, yes.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Michael Myers. Yeah, Mike Myers,
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Mike Myers is fire... is putting out fires!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Yeah!- Oh! I've got to say...
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- Jozanda, you're on a roll here. Come on.- All right.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Number three, here we go.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34OK, he's really short, he's blue, he wears a white funny hat.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Smurf.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- But he's the older guy, the oldest...- Papa Smurf!- Yes!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Papa Smurf...- Surfing! He's, he's...- Doing?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42He's trying to surf, he's on a surfboard.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Oh, no, right, that's it's. Yeah.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Yeah, Papa Smurf's having a surf, yes.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Sam, lovely description.- Yeah.
0:11:51 > 0:11:57And Phil, in there like swimwear, straight on, no larking about.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Show us that action again, Phil.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01WHOOPING
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Look at him surfing.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Learnt that on Strictly, didn't you, Phil?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Yeah.- Next one.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10OK, he's a singer, likes to dance on the ceiling.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12# Hello... #
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Oh! Err, oh! Um...
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Lionel Richie!- Yes! - Lionel Richie...?
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- ..feeling itchy.- Yeah! Oh!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Well done.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Yeah, Phil, oh, you got ants in your pants...
0:12:25 > 0:12:28I told you I was good at Strictly. Look, you missed all of that.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Yes, look at you going at it, look.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Well done.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33OK... Uh, oh...
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- ..next one.- OK.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41OK, he was 1,500-metre runner back in the eighties, won two golds.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44He's a lord, he...was...
0:12:44 > 0:12:48He's part of the British Olympic Association, helped organise...
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Does this help? What's he doing?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- He's doing archery. - Yes, what's he actually doing here?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54He's... He is...
0:12:54 > 0:12:55What's that, goes round his neck?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57What do you wear when you're posh and you're going to dinner?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- What do you wear?- Oh, a ruff? - Oh, shut up!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- We're not in the bloody 17th century!- I dunno!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- A bow tie!- A bow.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08OUT-OF-TIME BUZZER Oh, no, out of time.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Sebastian Coe firing a bow.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Oh.- Oh, well.- Unlucky.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- Would you have got that? - Possibly. We can't tell.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18I still don't know who it was.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21I'm so glad you're so full of confidence.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Who wears a ruff?!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Wearing a ruff? - ..William Shakespeare?!
0:13:25 > 0:13:29- Where did that come out of? - I was thinking olden days, archery.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Now, you said you weren't very good at sport and...- I'm rubbish!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35..you've absolutely proved that right now.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Your time's up, but I tell you what, didn't you do good?- Oh, thank you.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41You did, you were on a terrific roll.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Well done. Please join your team. - Thank you very much.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46APPLAUSE
0:13:46 > 0:13:48George, your turn now.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Both you and Rosemary, please come down and join me.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53APPLAUSE
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- Rickie...- Yeah?- ..you will be doing the describing of the person.- Yeah.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02And Rosemary, you'll be doing the actions of what they're doing.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Well, I'll do my best!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- That's all... You can only do that. - Watch.
0:14:05 > 0:14:10Remember, you have five clues, and 30 seconds for each one.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Teamwork makes dreams work.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Let's play...Mime The Rhyme, here we go.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20OK...
0:14:20 > 0:14:22She used to be a supermodel, she was married to Mick Jagger.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Long blonde hair.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Um... Err... She, err...
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Err...- She was married to Mick Jagger.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Married to Mick Jagger? Um... - Yeah.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Yeah, long blonde hair... - Long, tall.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- ..a huge model back in the '70s. - Kate Moss?- What's Rosemary doing?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Older than Kate Moss.- She's... - Paint...
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Planting...? - No, she's not planting.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43She's painting...painting walls?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Painting a wall!- Painting a wall.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Now... Who could it be?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48OUT-OF-TIME BUZZER
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- Oh!- Oh. Yeah...
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Let's have a look. Jerry Hall painting a wall.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Who let you down, was it Rickie? The description?- No...
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Rosemary's bizarre movements?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02What was it?
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Or you didn't know Jerry Hall?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I didn't know Jerry Hall - that was the problem.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Well, that don't help, does it, if you don't know.- Oh!
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Shall we move on?- OK. - OK, here we go, number two.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15OK, he's a presenter, wears glasses, got a bald head,
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- normally wears big collars... - Harry Hill.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19LAUGHTER
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- Harry Hill using a drill. - Yes! There we are.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Yeah! Harry Hill using a pneumatic drill.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Well done, George.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Show us that action again.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- What, you mean this, going...?- Yeah.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Look at that.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38We're on a roll now, we're getting this. Here's the next one.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Singer, American, sings All I Want For Christmas.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Oh, um...
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- # All I Want For Christmas... # - Yeah...
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Don't worry about that!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53# All I Want For Christmas... #
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Um, gosh...- Yeah.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59What do you buy when you go into a place,
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- you go in the cash and...? Cash and...?- And pin?
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Cash and... When you're buying food, you go in the cash and...?
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Aisle?- No! You go in the cash and...?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10OUT-OF-TIME BUZZER
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I don't know.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Mariah Carey...
0:16:14 > 0:16:16being scary.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Oh, Mariah... Yeah, oh...
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I wasn't scary!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I'll tell you what, when you came up behind me, Rosemary,
0:16:24 > 0:16:27I'll tell you what, you were truly scary. Oh!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31OK, George, it don't matter, we're going on.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Next one. Ready, Rickie? - Yeah, ready.- Here you are.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38OK, she's probably the most famous blonde woman of all time...
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Marilyn Monroe.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Marilyn Monroe! And now, what's she done?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh, don't, you'll never get up.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Err...- Now, what one...? - Oh, she's stubbed her toe.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Stubbed her toe! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Gordon... My...
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Here you are, Marilyn Monroe stubs her toe.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Cor, you ain't half earning your money today, Rosemary.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- Ain't ya, hey? - No, you're not kidding.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07LEN CHUCKLES
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Let's press on. Here we go, George.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Right, he's from a TV show called The Office,
0:17:14 > 0:17:15famous for doing that silly dance...
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- Oh, David Brent.- David Brent.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Now, what's he doing?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22What rhymes with Brent? What rhymes with Brent?
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- Bent?- No he's not bent, no, no.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Erecting a tent?
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Yeah!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Georgie boy, look, I'm doing the high-five modern stuff here.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Well done. Did that help you with the mime?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Did that help you at all? - It did to an extent, yeah.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- LAUGHTER - Thanks, George.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I thought the mime was great.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Obviously, Rickie, you got the name straight out.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Well done, George. Lovely. Please rejoin your teams.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56APPLAUSE
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Well, that went pretty well. - Well done.
0:17:59 > 0:18:04So, after that mime time, let's have a look at the scores.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07George, you've got three.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Jozanda, you've got...four.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Whoa!
0:18:13 > 0:18:18It's all still to play for as we go into round three,
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Rhyme Watch.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26I'm about to show you a short film starring a celebrity.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Hidden in the film are six pairs of rhymes to find.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32If you spot the rhymes, please write them down.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34There's a point for each correct pair.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Now, this is not easy, so when you play along at home,
0:18:38 > 0:18:40take a look at the batch and find the match.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Today, me old friend Russell Grant is going camping -
0:18:44 > 0:18:47and not for the first time. Here we go.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50THE ARCHERS THEME PLAYS
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Ah...
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Mm! This is the life.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Time to see the sights.
0:19:17 > 0:19:22# If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise
0:19:22 > 0:19:25# If you go down in the woods today... #
0:19:25 > 0:19:27This is so gorgeous.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34FLIES BUZZ
0:19:34 > 0:19:38# Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic. #
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Ugh!
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Oh. I've had enough of this.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Oh!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Oo, time for bed.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Goodnight, Whelan.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10BEAR GROWLS
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Oh...
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- HE WHIMPERS - Mummy!
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Oh! Well, thank my lucky stars.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33How many did you get at home?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Let's see if you were right.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Number one...
0:20:39 > 0:20:40- Did you get it?- Yeah.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42They both got it. Come on, next one.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Number two...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47No-one got that.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Jozanda, you wrote down map, hat and radio.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51We wrote technical, map, hat and radio
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Yeah, not quite a rhyme, was it? But it was a good effort.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55No, we were kind of writing what we saw.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Yeah, well that, that's the way to go, and hopefully it'll rhyme up.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Let's move on.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Ice cream, stream.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- You got it, Jozanda?- Yeah.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05- George, no?- No.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Did you get it at home?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Yeah, there you are.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Next one.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11- BOTH:- Yeah.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Both of you! Fly in the eye.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Yeah, lovely. Let's move on.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- Fruit in the boot. BOTH:- Yeah.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Both got that, well done.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Next one, bear and scare, lovely jubbly.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Let's have a look at the scores.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27George, you got four right, well done.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29APPLAUSE
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Jozanda, you got five, wow!
0:21:31 > 0:21:32APPLAUSE
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Nice!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Now, but how does that leave the teams overall?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39George, you've got my favourite number,
0:21:39 > 0:21:40seven!
0:21:40 > 0:21:41LAUGHTER
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Jozanda, you've got nine!
0:21:43 > 0:21:44APPLAUSE
0:21:46 > 0:21:50But there are more points to be won before the next round is done.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Whoever is in the lead after this
0:21:52 > 0:21:55will go on to tackle our endgame, to play for the holiday.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:57 > 0:21:58# Hooray, hooray
0:21:58 > 0:22:00# It's a holi-holiday
0:22:00 > 0:22:03# What a world of fun for everyone
0:22:03 > 0:22:05# Holi-holiday. #
0:22:05 > 0:22:06- ALL:- Woo!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09It's time for News At Len!
0:22:09 > 0:22:10CLOCK CHIMES
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Good evening. I'm Len Goodman, and this is the News At Len.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27CLOCK CHIMES
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Tonight, I have four news stories
0:22:28 > 0:22:33and you must work out the rhyming headlines that go with them.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Listen carefully, and don't buzz in until I ask for the headline.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39There are two points for each correct answer.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41It's time for tonight's news.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42First up...
0:22:42 > 0:22:44CLOCK CHIMES
0:22:44 > 0:22:47..sports news. A former ice skating duo, best known
0:22:47 > 0:22:52for their Bolero routine, have started a new catering business
0:22:52 > 0:22:55serving food on-site to office workers.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58"It's nice to have job security," they said,
0:22:58 > 0:23:00"we've been on thin ice for a long time."
0:23:00 > 0:23:02What's the headline?
0:23:02 > 0:23:03BUZZER GOES
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Torvill and Dean doing cuisine?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- It's a rhyme, but it's not mine.- OK.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Have we got any clue?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Torvill and Dean...
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Torvill and Dean set up a catering team?
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Ours is better.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- It's a rhyme but it's not mine. - Ours is much better.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Torvill and Dean
0:23:18 > 0:23:21have opened a canteen.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- ALL:- Oh!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Unlucky. Let's take a look.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Next up...
0:23:28 > 0:23:30CLOCK CHIMES
0:23:30 > 0:23:32..politics. A former tennis champion
0:23:32 > 0:23:34is soon to become head of Britain's economy.
0:23:34 > 0:23:39The German sports star, who's won Wimbledon three times
0:23:39 > 0:23:43in the '80s, is about to move into number 11 Downing Street.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45He's surprised, he said -
0:23:45 > 0:23:48"Pat Cash would've been more appropriate."
0:23:48 > 0:23:50What's the headline? BUZZER GOES
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Boris Becker is Chancellor of the Exchequer?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Love it!
0:23:54 > 0:23:55CHEERING
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Woohoo!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Let's have a look.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01# Money, money, money. #
0:24:01 > 0:24:04There you go, Boris Becker, Chancellor of the Exchequer.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Well done.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08You know, tennis players make great politicians
0:24:08 > 0:24:10because they know how to spin.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12LAUGHTER, GROANS
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Next up...
0:24:13 > 0:24:15CLOCK CHIMES
0:24:15 > 0:24:18..food news! A former presenter of The Great British Bake Off
0:24:18 > 0:24:21has revealed she never eats cake.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24The bespectacled star says she only consumes
0:24:24 > 0:24:28jars of tiny cucumbers in vinegar.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30"It's not healthy," she said.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32"I've got myself in a right pickle."
0:24:32 > 0:24:34What's the headline? BUZZER GOES
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- George?- Sue Perkins only eats gherkins?
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Let's have a butcher's...
0:24:37 > 0:24:39# Food, glorious food. #
0:24:39 > 0:24:41There you go.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Sue Perkins eats gherkins.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Yeah, Rosemary, I wasn't surprised you were so quick,
0:24:47 > 0:24:48cos of the food element of that.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Yeah, but actually I didn't...
0:24:50 > 0:24:53I didn't realise she actually didn't eat cakes, and...
0:24:53 > 0:24:55It's not true. LAUGHTER
0:24:55 > 0:24:56It's just a lie.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58You know, yeah, honestly...
0:24:58 > 0:25:00It's all right, Rosemary. It's fine, it's fine.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- I know it's News At Len... - It's fine, Rosemary, it's fine.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05..but it's not actually totally true.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07- No.- Do you know...? - BREAKS OFF, LAUGHING
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- No, it's just a game, Rosemary. - Sorry!
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- And Boris Becker... - I thought it was...
0:25:13 > 0:25:15- ..in case you get worried... - Hang on a moment!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Boris Becker is not going to be Chancellor of the Exchequer, either.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Well, I don't know, in my mind, I thought,
0:25:21 > 0:25:23I just thought it was something I didn't know.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Oh, right. Well, Torvill and Dean
0:25:26 > 0:25:28will be round in a minute with their canteen,
0:25:28 > 0:25:30you can get something to eat. LAUGHTER
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Sue Perkins only eats gherkins, so she's got to chill on the dill.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Hey, hey! And finally....
0:25:36 > 0:25:38CLOCK CHIMES City news.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42The people of London today discovered the river that
0:25:42 > 0:25:45runs through it has been clogged with precious stones.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49Rubies, sapphires, opals and more have filled the water.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53"Free rocks for everyone in the river," said a passing cockney.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55"I'm a diamond geezer."
0:25:55 > 0:25:57What's the rhyme? BUZZER GOES
0:25:57 > 0:25:59The River Thames is full of gems?
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Let's have a look.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Yeah!
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Well done!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06The Thames is full of gems.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Woohoo!
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Well done.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12That's all for News At Len.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14CLOCK CHIMES
0:26:14 > 0:26:15APPLAUSE
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Jozanda, you have nine points.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23George...
0:26:23 > 0:26:25..13.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Which means, through to play for the holiday, it's George!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Well, Jozanda, it wasn't to be,
0:26:35 > 0:26:39but I've got a little gift for you as a consolation prize,
0:26:39 > 0:26:42which I think you're going to love.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43It's a pen from Len.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Oh!
0:26:45 > 0:26:46SHE LAUGHS
0:26:46 > 0:26:47APPLAUSE
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Aw!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Thank you.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Look at that.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54I love it.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- Thank you. - Thank you, Jozanda.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Oh, thank you for having me. - And thank you to your fabulous team.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- They were very good, they were very good.- Well done.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06George, congratulations on making it through to the final round.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Come and join me in the middle for the final riddle.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11It's Rhyme Against Time.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Well, George, your partners have taken you this far,
0:27:19 > 0:27:21but here's where you have to go it alone.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23If you can Rhyme Against Time,
0:27:23 > 0:27:27you'll be jetting off for a tan in Cannes.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29# Je t'aime. #
0:27:29 > 0:27:33- On the screen, you'll see a clock split into six segments.- OK.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Each segment contains a three-part rhyme,
0:27:36 > 0:27:40like Michael Caine is stuck in a drain in Spain.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43You must solve all six segments to win.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45If you get stuck, you can move on,
0:27:45 > 0:27:49but you must complete all six in the time.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52Six on the board and you're going abroad. Are you ready?
0:27:52 > 0:27:53Certainly.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55OK, let's play Rhyme Against Time!
0:27:55 > 0:27:57APPLAUSE
0:27:59 > 0:28:02OK, George, here we go...
0:28:02 > 0:28:04OK, that's Richard Gere
0:28:04 > 0:28:06and Shakespeare on a chandelier.
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Correct, move on.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11That's a spanner...
0:28:11 > 0:28:12Yeah.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14What's another word for spanner?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Um, a wrench. Judi Dench holding a wrench,
0:28:16 > 0:28:19- working at a bench? - Yep, lovely!
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Next one.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23- That's Andy Murray?- Yeah.
0:28:23 > 0:28:24Eating a curry...
0:28:24 > 0:28:25WATCH BEEPS
0:28:25 > 0:28:27..and he's in a hurry.
0:28:27 > 0:28:28Yeah, hey, hey! On we go!
0:28:30 > 0:28:31CEILIDH MUSIC PLAYS
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Er, Sandi Toksvig and the Stig,
0:28:33 > 0:28:34- doing a jig.- Yeah, hey, hey!
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Cara Delevingne...
0:28:39 > 0:28:41- ..going green...- Yeah.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43- ..on a trampoline.- Oh, hey, hey!
0:28:45 > 0:28:47- That's a camel...- Yeah.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Doing a jump on a hump,
0:28:50 > 0:28:52- Donald Trump. - Ah! You did it!
0:28:52 > 0:28:53Hey, hey!
0:28:53 > 0:28:55You're off for a tan in Cannes!
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Yeah, you won the holiday!
0:28:57 > 0:28:59# Hooray, hooray
0:28:59 > 0:29:01# It's a holi-holiday... #
0:29:01 > 0:29:03Come on, get it going. Hey, hey, hey.
0:29:03 > 0:29:04# What a world of fun for everyone
0:29:04 > 0:29:06# Holi-holiday. #
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Well, that's it for Partners In Rhyme for today.
0:29:08 > 0:29:13A big thank you to Sam, to Phil, to Rosemary, to Rickie!
0:29:13 > 0:29:17We'll see you soon, and remember, if you've got the time...
0:29:17 > 0:29:19- ALL:- Len's got the rhyme!
0:29:19 > 0:29:22Way-hey, goodnight!
0:29:22 > 0:29:23Give 'em a wave.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32# There's been rhymes from the start of time
0:29:32 > 0:29:34# Get a word or a name one that sounds the same
0:29:34 > 0:29:37# Poems, sonnets, limericks, verses
0:29:37 > 0:29:40# Rhymes in love and rhymes in curses
0:29:40 > 0:29:43# I've been rhyming since a very young man
0:29:43 > 0:29:45# But that was Cockney rhyming slang
0:29:45 > 0:29:46# This is the end
0:29:46 > 0:29:48# We're all out of time
0:29:48 > 0:29:49# You've had a good game
0:29:49 > 0:29:50# You've had a good rhyme
0:29:50 > 0:29:53# Join us again for more larks and mishaps
0:29:53 > 0:29:54# That's the end for tonight
0:29:54 > 0:29:56# And that's a wrap. #