Episode 9

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0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Poems, sonnets, limericks, verses

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Rhymes in love and rhymes in curses...

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# ..Let's get on with the show! #

0:00:32 > 0:00:33Hey, hey!

0:00:33 > 0:00:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Hey! Oh, come on.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Hello, and welcome to Partners In Rhyme,

0:00:44 > 0:00:46the game that's all about finding all kinds of rhymes

0:00:46 > 0:00:48in all kinds of ways.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Now, if you're watching at home,

0:00:49 > 0:00:52don't just sit back, give it a crack.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54For example, what's this rhyme?

0:00:56 > 0:00:58- ALL:- Fruit in a suit!

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Fruit in a suit!

0:00:59 > 0:01:03More stylish than pears in flares.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Yeah, here, if you've got the time...

0:01:05 > 0:01:07- ALL:- Len's got the rhyme!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10You're good, you lot, I must say.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Tonight, two contestants will be playing the game

0:01:13 > 0:01:15with the help of their own partners in rhyme.

0:01:15 > 0:01:20Here they are, four of the best putting rhymes to the test.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24Our first team is the dancing, presenting, singing set.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26They're what I call a triple threat,

0:01:26 > 0:01:29singers Jaymi Hensley and Cheryl Baker!

0:01:29 > 0:01:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:33 > 0:01:37And with gags and punning and bags of running,

0:01:37 > 0:01:41welcome comedian Tash Demetriou and Kriss Akabusi!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Thank you!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Welcome to the show.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Now, let's meet contestants Sara and Ed.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Oh, yeah! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Hello.- Hello, Sara.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Oh, where you from?

0:02:00 > 0:02:01I'm from London.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh, London! Oh, really? What do you do?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05I just graduated from university

0:02:05 > 0:02:07and I'm applying for Masters courses now.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Is it an -ology that you're doing?

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Cos I'm always impressed if it's anything that ends in -ology.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Is it an -ology? - Unfortunately not, no.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Oh, OK, well we won't talk about it, then.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19You do a bit of DJing?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Yeah. I present at the university radio station, a music show.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Have you got a favourite that you like to put on?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Um, I mean, generally... I like a bit of, like, I dunno,

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Kodaline, Imagine Dragons. I love a bit of McFly.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Oh, McFly.- Yeah. I'm sure you're their number-one fan.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Yeah, I am, of course, yeah, lovely, lovely.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Do you like Union J?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Great band. I'm... - SHE LAUGHS

0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Of course, I'm their number-one fan! - LAUGHTER

0:02:44 > 0:02:46We'll leave it there. It's good, we'll stay there.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Who doesn't love Union J? Of course.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50CHEERING

0:02:50 > 0:02:52- Well, good luck, Sara.- Thank you.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Ed.- Nice to see you, Len. - How are you, Ed?- Yes.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55- Where are you from? - From Ipswich.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- What do you do?- Well, I run a charity radio station

0:02:58 > 0:03:00and we try to get young people into broadcasting

0:03:00 > 0:03:03and help kids with additional needs get a voice in the community.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05APPLAUSE

0:03:05 > 0:03:08OK. I can't believe this is true, but I'm going to ask you.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12You had a near-death experience.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I am one of the few people on the planet

0:03:14 > 0:03:16to survive a bungee jump that went wrong.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18ALL GASP

0:03:18 > 0:03:19What happened?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Well, they took me up in the crane and they've got three cords

0:03:22 > 0:03:24that tie around you, all, you know, for safety,

0:03:24 > 0:03:26and then, when I jumped out,

0:03:26 > 0:03:29I bounced once, I bounced twice, and after the second bounce,

0:03:29 > 0:03:32one of the cords got wrapped round the arm of the crane.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33So, you're dangling?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35I was dangling off the arm and I looked down

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- and all I could see was concrete. - No!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41So, the big inflatable thing was over there and I was...

0:03:41 > 0:03:42- Yeah.- No, don't.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44You're just a thrill-seeker, are you?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Well, at the time, it seemed like a really good idea!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Yeah, it's like a lot of the celebrities that go on Strictly,

0:03:49 > 0:03:52it seems like a good idea, till you get on it!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Tonight, one of you could be walking away with a holiday,

0:03:55 > 0:03:57so very best of luck.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Sara and Ed, everyone!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Sara and Ed are each about to be paired up

0:04:06 > 0:04:10with one of our celebrity rhyming teams, but to help them choose,

0:04:10 > 0:04:12they need to see the celebrities in action.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15I'm going to give you four rhymes to solve.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Buzz in when you know the answer.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19There are no points at stake,

0:04:19 > 0:04:21it's just a chance to show

0:04:21 > 0:04:25who's nailing it and who's failing it. Here we go.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28BOING! Jaymi and Cheryl?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Frankie Dettori telling a story.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Well done, yes.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36OK, number two.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- BELL - Haven't got a clue.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Tea on a tree. Trees having tea.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Correct!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- SHOUTING:- Oh, Natasha!

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Well done.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I buzz it, you play it!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53A tree having... So, what, you've got a system going, have you?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56You buzz, say, "I don't know it," and then say, "Tash, what is it?"

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- I explain it, she says it. - No, that's a good system.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Teamwork, baby, teamwork!

0:05:02 > 0:05:04OK, number three, here we go.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Oh, God! Oh, God!

0:05:07 > 0:05:09- BOING! - What are they called?

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Oh, er... Oh, come on.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Bull...- No, I've gotta pass over. - I've got it, I've got it!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Forget them!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Matador in a corridor. - Corridor, yes.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- YELLING:- Yes!

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Last one, here we go.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24- BELL, BOING! - It's me!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Cheryl Baker, record breaker! - It was me!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Cheryl Baker, record breaker.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Well done. - We were robbed. We were robbed.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37It was... Cheryl, you were stumbling on your own surname.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38You were like, "Cheryl...?"

0:05:38 > 0:05:41You and Kriss, you used to present Record Breakers, right?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Exactly.- Yeah.- Yeah, you, sort of...

0:05:43 > 0:05:45It's a reunion!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I think you're breaking the record

0:05:47 > 0:05:49for loudest ever contestant on the show.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53Well, no, let me tell you, Kriss, and I love your enthusiasm.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Get in! East End boy, East End boy, Len.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57LEN LAUGHS

0:05:57 > 0:06:00OK, well, we've put our celebrities to the test,

0:06:00 > 0:06:03but now, it's Sara and Ed's turn.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04It's time for...

0:06:10 > 0:06:13This is a quickfire round, there's a point for each correct answer,

0:06:13 > 0:06:17and whoever guesses most rhymes in the time

0:06:17 > 0:06:19gets first pick at the team.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20If you think you know, give it a go.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24On your buzzers. Let's play Find The Rhyme.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28BELL It's you, Sara.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29A snake eating a cake.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32A snake eating a cake is correct.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Here we go.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38BOING! Yes, Ed?

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Is that Adele casting a spell?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Yes, it is. Well done.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Moving on.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47A type of animal, what animal is it?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49BOING! Go on, Ed.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Is that a funky monkey?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Yes, it is!- What?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- I thought it was a horse! - Here we go, next one.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56BOING! Yes, Ed?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Is that Ryan Giggs feeding pigs?

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Yes, thank you.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Come on! Come on, Sara.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07BELL Yes, Sara?

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Crocodile, a big smile?

0:07:10 > 0:07:11With a smile, yes.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Well done.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Here we go.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16BURBLING

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Who's that?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19BOING! Yes, Ed?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Is that Richard Gere being an auctioneer?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Yes, it is indeed.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Whoa, good one!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30It's a group, it's a band, pop band.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- BELL - U2...washing with...

0:07:32 > 0:07:34their hair with shampoo.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Yeah, U2 having a shampoo.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Having a shampoo. - There we go.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41BLEATING

0:07:41 > 0:07:42BOING! Yes, Ed?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44That's a goat on a boat.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46It is indeed a goat on a boat. Well done.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Here we go.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53BELL Yes, Sara?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Opposable thumbs playing drums?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Correct, well done. Yeah.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, check you out!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Here we go, next one.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02BOING! Yes, Ed?

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Is that Mel and Sue visiting the zoo?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05It is indeed!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07KLAXON Out of time.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10So, who's choosing the tops and who's left with the flops?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12It's time for the scores.

0:08:12 > 0:08:17Sara, you have four correct answers, well done.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18CHEERING

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Ed, six!

0:08:20 > 0:08:21- Whoa!- Oh, well done.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Which means, Ed, you can choose your partners in rhyme.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Will it be Jaymi and Cheryl or Tash and Kriss?

0:08:28 > 0:08:32I'm going to go for... You know what, the '80s kid inside me

0:08:32 > 0:08:35- is saying, "Let's go with Cheryl and Jaymi."- OK!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37CHEERING

0:08:37 > 0:08:42Which means, Sara, you've got Tash and Kriss, lovely jubbly.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:08:45 > 0:08:47So, it's team-up time with your partners in rhyme.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54OK, Ed, what made you pick Jaymi and Cheryl?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Something about the way they answered the questions

0:08:56 > 0:08:59or was it you're frightened to have Kriss shouting in your ear?

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Well, there was a little bit of that, but, to be honest,

0:09:02 > 0:09:04I like the idea of being surrounded by brilliant musicians,

0:09:04 > 0:09:07and it makes me feel at home with the whole radio thing.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10APPLAUSE Right, good answer, well done.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Now, Cheryl, in this game, you must make your mind up.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16LAUGHTER

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Good luck, Ed. Good luck, Jaymi. Good luck, Cheryl, good luck.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Thank you.- Thank you. Thank you.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23APPLAUSE

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Now, Tash...- Hello, Len.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28I was told, when you do your stand up, you get nervous.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Yes, very nervous.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Are you nervous tonight? - I'm especially nervous tonight,

0:09:32 > 0:09:35because you took the only joke I had, which was when Cheryl

0:09:35 > 0:09:38can't make a decision, I was going to sing Make Your Mind Up.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- LAUGHTER - Yeah, so I've got nothing now.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42And I'm a bit scared that I'm going to be partially deaf

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- at the end of it.- No, you won't! KRISS LAUGHS

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Kriss, all sportsmen are competitive by nature,

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- and I can tell, you are competitive. - 100%.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56You know what, if you're not good, pick the right team,

0:09:56 > 0:09:59and this is the right team, ladies and gentlemen!

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- YELLING:- I've got champions on my side!

0:10:03 > 0:10:04That's what we need.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06KRISS LAUGHS

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Sara, how do you feel about your team? Are you quite happy?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Yes, definitely.- You'd have probably picked them anyway.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Of course. Yeah, I've got the loudest and the funniest,

0:10:13 > 0:10:15so what more could you want?

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Oh, my God, you're my best friend! - Aw!- Yeah, lovely.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20OK, now we've got our teams,

0:10:20 > 0:10:23we'll reset the scores to zero as we play...

0:10:29 > 0:10:32In this round, the clues are all about famous people

0:10:32 > 0:10:34doing something that rhymes with their name.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Ed won the last round, so he plays first.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Jaymi must describe the celebrity,

0:10:39 > 0:10:44and, Cheryl, you must mime the action that they are doing.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48You've got five clues, you've got 30 seconds for each clue.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- OK.- OK, Ed? Now, if you don't guess it in 30 seconds,

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- we'll move on to the next one, OK? All clear?- Yeah.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57All good? Here we go. Let's play Mime The Rhyme.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00APPLAUSE

0:11:00 > 0:11:02So, he's an American magician,

0:11:02 > 0:11:04he was in a glass box above the Thames.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06- David Blaine.- That's it. - David Blaine. What's he doing?

0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Flying a plane.- Yeah!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh, well done.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13David Blaine flying a plane.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- APPLAUSE - Great stuff.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17OK, number two.

0:11:17 > 0:11:18OK, so, he is a Liverpool comedian,

0:11:18 > 0:11:22used to present Blankety Blank dressed as a female drag queen.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24- Oh, Paul O'Grady!- That's it. - Paul O'Grady...

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Where is he? - Being a lollipop lady.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Yeah! APPLAUSE

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Let's have a look. - The licking did it.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34- Good licking.- Let's have a look.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Paul O'Grady as a lollipop lady.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Oh, hello. LAUGHTER

0:11:39 > 0:11:40OK, here we go, moving on.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Original presenter of Big Brother, presents Long Lost Family,

0:11:44 > 0:11:46female, dark hair, does the...

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Claudia Winkleman? - No, no...- Emma Willis?

0:11:49 > 0:11:53- Her surname sounds like a type of parrot?- Er, a macaw?

0:11:53 > 0:11:57- What's her first name? - Female version of David.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59The miming might help.

0:11:59 > 0:12:00The front crawl.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- The crawl. Now, crawl.- Crawl.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- What rhymes with crawl?- Crawl. - Her first name rhymes with "Marina."

0:12:05 > 0:12:08BELL RINGS Ah.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10ALL GROAN

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Davina.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Out of time. Let's have a look.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15You were there, but not...

0:12:15 > 0:12:18You were just a... Look at that, going along.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21OK, here we go, next one.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Scottish singer. # We-e-e-ell! #

0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Lulu.- That's it!- Lulu.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27What's she doing?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Lulu, cooking. No.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31- Yeah, what's she cooking? - Cooking a...

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- She's doing a bit of cooking, but what sort of cooking?- Burger.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- She's outdoors. - Lulu doing a barbecue!

0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Yeah!- Woo! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Let's have a look.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Lulu doing a barbecue. Well done.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Next one, here we go.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48He's an American actor, comedian,

0:12:48 > 0:12:50he was in School Of Rock, very funny man.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Er, Jack Black. - Yeah.- Jack Black.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Jack Black doing jumping jacks!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Yeah! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Hey, hey, have a look here.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Jack Black doing jumping jacks.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Great jumping jacks.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04KLAXON

0:13:04 > 0:13:07That's time up, well done. Please rejoin your team.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10APPLAUSE

0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Well done, thank you. Well done. - Well done.- OK, Sara, your turn.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Can you and Kriss both come down and join me, please?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Tash, you will be describing the famous person,

0:13:19 > 0:13:22and, Kriss, you are miming the action.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26- Sara, you have five clues and 30 seconds on each one.- OK.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Remember, working as one really gets the job done. Let's...

0:13:30 > 0:13:32GROANING

0:13:32 > 0:13:36No stopping me. Let's play Mime The Rhyme.

0:13:36 > 0:13:37Here we go.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39OK, so, um, Pineapple Dance Studios,

0:13:39 > 0:13:41he was, like, the main dancer, moves like a cat.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Um, bald head, went on Harry Hill.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46I know exactly who it is, but I can't remember his name.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50- "Oh, darling, hello!" - Yeah.- What's the rhyme? Look.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52OK, so, what's the first name of the Irish...

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Um, he reminds me of a young Cheryl Cole.

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Louis.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59And then sounds like "dense".

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Louis Spence!- Yes!

0:14:01 > 0:14:02BELL RINGS

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Oh.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05I'm awful at this.

0:14:05 > 0:14:10Louis Spence doing self-defence.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14That's great miming.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16OK, here we go.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Oh, boo.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Right, "I'm obsessed with China and building a wall."

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Ginger, comb-over, ruining the world...

0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Donald Trump.- Yes.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Donald Trump. - Um, jump... Doing a jump. Doing...

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- What sort of jump? What's he on? - Sort our your arms, Kriss.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Er, er, long jump. Short jump. Jump...- No, no, no.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36- It's cold.- It's cold. - Um, oh, a ski jump.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Ski jump! Oh!

0:14:38 > 0:14:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Got it eventually. - Let's have a look.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Donald Trump doing the ski...

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Look, it's beautiful.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Moving on.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Oh, landlord of the Queen Vic, like, he's...

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Danny Dyer?- Yeah. - Danny Dyer, what's he doing?

0:14:53 > 0:14:54HE GASPS

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Throwing fire? Catching fire?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Well, no, he's doing... What's this? - Juggling fire?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Juggling fire!

0:15:00 > 0:15:01CHEERING

0:15:01 > 0:15:02Hey, hey. Have a look.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Danny Dyer is juggling fire.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06There we go.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Moving on.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11Um, OK, so presenter of The One Show, first name sounds like cat.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12- Matt Baker?- Yes!

0:15:12 > 0:15:13What's he doing?

0:15:13 > 0:15:17- HE CROWS - Um, bird.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18A swan.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Er, chicken, a cockerel. Um...- No, no.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Kriss?- Shaking a cockerel. What?

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Matt Baker, um... - HE CROWS

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Look, what am I doing? What am I doing?

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Shaking. Cocktail shaking? Mixing.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- I'm not drinking.- Shaking.- Shaking, yeah, yeah.- Shaking...

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- He's a... He's a...- Cockerel? Chicken?- No, he's not...

0:15:36 > 0:15:38BELL RINGS

0:15:38 > 0:15:40LAUGHTER

0:15:40 > 0:15:41What do you drink?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Cocktail...shaker. Yes!

0:15:43 > 0:15:47KRISS ROARS

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Anyway, you were out of time.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Oh, yeah, I heard that.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55But we'll have a look. Matt Baker using a cocktail shaker.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58- Oh, God.- Wonderful. - The noises were throwing me a bit.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00LAUGHTER

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- One more.- OK, one more.- One more.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05OK, so the best mate of, um, Donald Trump,

0:16:05 > 0:16:08trying to ruin England, old leader of UKIP.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Sounds like, um...

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- His second name...- Nigel Farage?

0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Yes.- Wahey! OK, OK...

0:16:15 > 0:16:19- Nigel Farage. - Oh, um, pulled a limb.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21No, not pulled a limb!

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Stretched a muscle. Nigel...Nigel Farage.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25Farage?

0:16:25 > 0:16:26Massage. Getting a massage.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Yeah!

0:16:27 > 0:16:30CHEERING

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- We got there eventually. - Let's have a look.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Nigel Farage giving a massage.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Oh! KLAXON

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Yeah, that's time up. Well done, please rejoin your team.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:45 > 0:16:47So, let's have a look at the scores.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51- Sara, you've got three.- Yeah.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Ed, four.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54CHEERING

0:16:57 > 0:17:01It's all still to play for as we go into Round Three.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Oh, yes!

0:17:05 > 0:17:08I'm about to show you a short film.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Hidden in the film are five pairs of rhymes to find.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13If you spot the rhymes, please write them down.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17There's a point for each correct pair. Now, this is not easy.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21The rhymes could be hidden any place, but watch carefully.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Little Len's on the case.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25If you're like me and you have one or two wrinkles,

0:17:25 > 0:17:30One Show reporter Alex Riley might have the answer.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31You hang up.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33No, you hang up!

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Tonight, on Partners In Rhyme,

0:17:34 > 0:17:37the beauty craze that's sweeping the nation.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40They're calling it the food face-lift.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42I'll call you back.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Its main ingredient - butter.

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Forget botox,

0:17:46 > 0:17:51they're calling this scientific breakthrough "buttox".

0:17:51 > 0:17:56They say hair loss, nausea and smelling of butter

0:17:56 > 0:17:59is a small price to pay for skin

0:17:59 > 0:18:02that's smoother than my favourite singer.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Love you, Barry.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07According to leading scientist Dr Noah Lott,

0:18:07 > 0:18:11the jury's still out, but as far as he's concerned,

0:18:11 > 0:18:14his skin still feels lifeless and grey.

0:18:16 > 0:18:21The idea that mere butter can reverse the ravages of time

0:18:21 > 0:18:25- is utterly...utterly...- Ahem!

0:18:25 > 0:18:27- KER-CHING! - ..true!

0:18:27 > 0:18:29I use it every day and I'm 106.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Look at me! I look like a baby!

0:18:32 > 0:18:34But despite these irrefutable findings...

0:18:34 > 0:18:37I love buttox.

0:18:40 > 0:18:45So, I've come to one of Britain's most exclusive beauty spas.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49It's here that Katya will put buttox on my face.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Yeah, whatevs, Grandad.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55The question is, will it make me look ten years younger?

0:18:57 > 0:18:59KETTLE BUBBLES

0:19:04 > 0:19:06And after two hours in the chair,

0:19:06 > 0:19:08finally, it's the moment of truth.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- IN RILEY'S VOICE: - So, what do you think?

0:19:13 > 0:19:16OMG, what a hottie!

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Oh, yes.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20I'm Alex Riley and I look fabulous.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Back to you in the studio, Len. - TING!

0:19:25 > 0:19:28APPLAUSE

0:19:29 > 0:19:32How many did you get at home? Let's see if you were right.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33There's one.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Barry White, candlelight.

0:19:36 > 0:19:37Well done!

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Yeah, you both got that. Well done.

0:19:40 > 0:19:44Next one. Speaker, beaker.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45Well done.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Yes, Ed got that.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49- This is going to be... - This is going to be so painful.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Moving on. Cash, moustache.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Cash, 'tache. Oh! - See, I say moust-arsh.- Moust-osh.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56I say moust-arsh.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Cash, 'tache. Yeah.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59What are you chiming in for?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02You were just watching it like you were at home.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05OK, no-one got that one, let's watch the next one.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Drink, wink.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10I did say that. I did say that.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Did you say it?- I said, "Drink, wink."- There we go, next one.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Foil and boil.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Yes!

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Both got that. Well done.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21So, your scores for Rhyme Watch are...

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Sara, you got 2,

0:20:23 > 0:20:26which brings your overall score to 5.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Ed, you got 3,

0:20:27 > 0:20:30which brings your overall score to my favourite number!

0:20:30 > 0:20:33- ALL:- Seven! - Seven!- Seven!

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Well, there are more points to be won

0:20:35 > 0:20:37before the next round is done.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Whoever is in the lead after this round

0:20:40 > 0:20:44will go on to tackle our end game to play for the holiday.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46MUSIC: Heatwave by Martha And The Vandellas

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Are you dancing?

0:20:59 > 0:21:01APPLAUSE

0:21:01 > 0:21:04OK, here we go. It's time for...

0:21:04 > 0:21:06BONG!

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Good evening, I'm Len Goodman, and this is the News At Len.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13BONG!

0:21:15 > 0:21:17I have four news stories for you,

0:21:17 > 0:21:21you must work out the rhyming headline that goes with them.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25Listen carefully, but don't buzz in until I ask for the headline.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28There are two points for each correct answer.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31It's time for tonight's news.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33First up, TV news.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35BONG!

0:21:35 > 0:21:39The host of the X Factor is now presenting a cookery show.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42However, he had to be escorted off set

0:21:42 > 0:21:48after chopping onions made him start to weep uncontrollably.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Bawling, the presenter quit the show,

0:21:50 > 0:21:54saying, "That's 'shallot'!" What's the headline?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56BELL RINGS

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Yeah.- Ed buzzed in.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Dermot O'Leary's getting teary.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Let's have a look.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02# Crying... #

0:22:02 > 0:22:04There you go, well done. APPLAUSE

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Jaymi, that was so fast. Well done.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Music news.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10BONG!

0:22:10 > 0:22:13The singer famous for hits

0:22:13 > 0:22:17like River Deep, Mountain High and Private Dancer

0:22:17 > 0:22:22has today won a traditional rural English competition,

0:22:22 > 0:22:24in which contestants put their heads

0:22:24 > 0:22:28through a horse collar and pull horrible faces.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30What's the headline?

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Ed?- You got it? - Tina Turner is a gurner.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Let's have a look.- No!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38# You're simply the best... # APPLAUSE

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Did you know that one?

0:22:42 > 0:22:45It's all about how you start, AND how you finish.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47KRISS YELLS

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Tina Turner is a champion gurner.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53You could've got that? LAUGHTER

0:22:53 > 0:22:56OK, next up, cookery news.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57BONG!

0:22:59 > 0:23:02It's claimed that a famous vampire

0:23:02 > 0:23:04was the inventor of a kitchen utensil,

0:23:04 > 0:23:08used to scrape bowls and lift food.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Before he invented the kitchen tool,

0:23:11 > 0:23:13he used a flat piece of wood,

0:23:13 > 0:23:16but the Transylvanian said, "That sucked."

0:23:16 > 0:23:18What's the headline?

0:23:18 > 0:23:21- BOING! - Dracula uses a spatula.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23- Let's have a look. - Oh, go on, go on, go on!

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Dracula.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Yeah, uses a spatula. APPLAUSE

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Check you out!

0:23:29 > 0:23:32And finally, sports news.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34BONG!

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Come on!- One of England's most celebrated cricketers

0:23:37 > 0:23:41is suffering from the symptoms of a cold today.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42The tall Lancashire lad

0:23:42 > 0:23:47who helped England win the Ashes in 2005 told us,

0:23:47 > 0:23:51"My throat is tickly and dry.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53"It's really making me splutter and gasp.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55"I feel completely bowled over." What's the headline?

0:23:55 > 0:23:57BELL RINGS It was Sara.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Freddie Flintoff has a cough.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01LAUGHTER

0:24:01 > 0:24:06- Freddie Flintoff has a cough. - Well done, well done.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Thank you, teamwork, teamwork. It was you two.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Usually, cricketers get the runs.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14LAUGHTER AND GROANS

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Oh, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny!

0:24:17 > 0:24:19- ALL:- Oi, oi, oi!

0:24:19 > 0:24:22Ha-ha! APPLAUSE

0:24:22 > 0:24:24And that's all for News At Len.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28A man can only take so many bongs.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31BONG!

0:24:31 > 0:24:33APPLAUSE

0:24:33 > 0:24:37So, after all that rhyming, miming and headlining,

0:24:37 > 0:24:40who's going through to the final round?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Sara, you have 9 points, well done.

0:24:43 > 0:24:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Respectable, respectable.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48Ed, you've got 11!

0:24:48 > 0:24:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Which means through to play for the holiday is Ed!

0:24:53 > 0:24:56CHEERING

0:24:56 > 0:25:00Sara, let me just say, no-one leaves empty-handed.

0:25:00 > 0:25:04You're going to get a Pen From Len.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06FANFARE PLAYS

0:25:06 > 0:25:08This is better than a holiday, to be honest.

0:25:08 > 0:25:09She can put that in an online auction.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12- You could, yeah, you'll get a... - No, I'll treasure this.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Look, ain't it lovely? Look at me.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Look at that stunning pen... Oh!

0:25:15 > 0:25:17ALL LAUGH

0:25:17 > 0:25:21- What are you trying to do? - Don't touch it.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24- Thank you so much. - Anyway, Sara, thank you.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Tash, Kriss, what a fabulous team. - Thank you, Len.- Teamwork!

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Teamwork makes dreams work! APPLAUSE

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Yeah!

0:25:33 > 0:25:37Ed, congratulations on making it through to the final round.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41Come and join me in the middle for the final riddle.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43APPLAUSE

0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Ed, congratulations. - Thank you.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Well, your partners have taken you this far,

0:25:52 > 0:25:55- but here is where you have to go it alone, OK?- OK.

0:25:55 > 0:26:00If you can rhyme against time, you'll be needing a fan in Milan.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02- ALL:- Oooh!

0:26:02 > 0:26:06On the screen, you'll see a clock split into six segments.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Each segment contains a three-part rhyme,

0:26:09 > 0:26:13like Top Cat with a baseball bat wearing a straw hat.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17You must solve all six segments to win the holiday.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19If you get stuck, you can move on,

0:26:19 > 0:26:22but you must complete them all within the time.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Six on the board, you're going abroad.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Let's play Rhyme Against Time.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29APPLAUSE

0:26:31 > 0:26:33- Ready?- Yes.- Here we go.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Er, that's a mole...in a bowl in the North Pole?

0:26:36 > 0:26:37Correct!

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Yes! That's one.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43That's... James May on a motorway, er...

0:26:43 > 0:26:44What's come off his head?

0:26:47 > 0:26:48And he's lost his toupee.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49Yeah!

0:26:49 > 0:26:50Next one.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Oh, um, that's a unicorn eating popcorn on a lawn.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Yes!

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Well done.

0:26:58 > 0:26:59Next one.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Er, it's a bath.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Oh, a pink drink in a sink?

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Correct! Well done.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Who's that?

0:27:08 > 0:27:10That's Cher... She's got a bear.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Cher with a bear, a baby bear,

0:27:12 > 0:27:14a seat, a chair.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Oh, it's Cher with a bear in a chair.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Yeah!

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Next one!

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Oh, that's Dale Winton playing badminton...

0:27:23 > 0:27:24Yeah, who's that?

0:27:24 > 0:27:27- With Hillary Clinton! - Yes!

0:27:27 > 0:27:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Congratulations.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33You'll be needing a fan in Milan, you've won the holiday!

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Oh, well done. Well, that's it for Partners In Rhyme for today.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39A big thank you to Jaymi Hensley, Cheryl Baker...

0:27:39 > 0:27:40APPLAUSE

0:27:40 > 0:27:45..and thank you to Tash Demetriou and Kriss Akabusi!

0:27:45 > 0:27:49We'll see you soon and remember, if you've got the time...

0:27:49 > 0:27:51- ALL:- Len's got the rhyme!

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Goodnight, goodnight! Well done!

0:27:53 > 0:27:55Oh, thank you, Len, thank you so much.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03# There's been rhymes from the start of time

0:28:03 > 0:28:06# Get a word or a name one that sounds the same

0:28:06 > 0:28:09# Poems, sonnets, limericks, verses

0:28:09 > 0:28:12# Rhymes in love and rhymes in curses

0:28:12 > 0:28:14# I've been rhyming since a very young man

0:28:14 > 0:28:16# But that was Cockney rhyming slang

0:28:16 > 0:28:18# This is the end

0:28:18 > 0:28:19# We're all out of time

0:28:19 > 0:28:20# You've had a good game

0:28:20 > 0:28:22# You've had a good rhyme

0:28:22 > 0:28:24# Join us again for more larks and mishaps

0:28:24 > 0:28:26# That's the end for tonight

0:28:26 > 0:28:27# And that's a wrap. #