Episode 3

:00:18. > :00:22.Last week, we had cuties and Bee Last week, we had cuties and Bee

:00:22. > :00:24.Last week, we had cuties and Bee Gees and beautys. Antony Cotton toe

:00:24. > :00:26.Gees and beautys. Antony Cotton toe Gees and beautys. Antony Cotton toe

:00:26. > :00:27.tap his way into the winner's tap his way into the winner's

:00:27. > :00:29.tap his way into the winner's enclosure. And Katherine Ryan was

:00:30. > :00:32.enclosure. And Katherine Ryan was enclosure. And Katherine Ryan was

:00:32. > :00:34.the judges' choice. Tonight, two the judges' choice. Tonight, two

:00:34. > :00:36.the judges' choice. Tonight, two the judges' choice. Tonight, two

:00:36. > :00:40.acts can board the bus to next acts can board the bus to next

:00:40. > :00:42.acts can board the bus to next acts can board the bus to next

:00:42. > :00:52.week's final. Who will join in the week's final. Who will join in the

:00:52. > :01:07.

:01:07. > :01:08.Live from Television Centre. It's Live from Television Centre. It's

:01:08. > :01:13.Live from Television Centre. It's Let's Dance for Comic Relief.

:01:13. > :01:14.Let's Dance for Comic Relief. Let's Dance for Comic Relief.

:01:14. > :01:24.Please welcome your hosts. Steve Please welcome your hosts. Steve

:01:24. > :01:43.

:01:43. > :01:45.Welcome. The show where celebrities Welcome. The show where celebrities

:01:45. > :01:46.Welcome. The show where celebrities Welcome. The show where celebrities

:01:46. > :01:47.laugh in the face of dignity. Be laugh in the face of dignity. Be

:01:47. > :01:49.laugh in the face of dignity. Be laugh in the face of dignity. Be

:01:49. > :01:51.seduced by the dark side of dance. seduced by the dark side of dance.

:01:51. > :01:53.seduced by the dark side of dance. We will have music from global

:01:53. > :01:59.We will have music from global superstars with an exclusive

:01:59. > :02:00.superstars with an exclusive performance from Nicole Scherzinger.

:02:00. > :02:02.performance from Nicole Scherzinger. performance from Nicole Scherzinger.

:02:02. > :02:04.She is backstage in the exclusive She is backstage in the exclusive

:02:04. > :02:06.She is backstage in the exclusive Shenanigans bar. She likes a pint.

:02:06. > :02:08.Shenanigans bar. She likes a pint. Shenanigans bar. She likes a pint.

:02:08. > :02:10.And somebody who is a global And somebody who is a global

:02:10. > :02:11.And somebody who is a global megastar and my personal style icon.

:02:11. > :02:16.megastar and my personal style icon. megastar and my personal style icon.

:02:16. > :02:18.megastar and my personal style icon. Justin Bieber will be here. He is

:02:18. > :02:18.Justin Bieber will be here. He is Justin Bieber will be here. He is

:02:18. > :02:19.Justin Bieber will be here. He is trying to find his record on the

:02:19. > :02:22.trying to find his record on the trying to find his record on the

:02:22. > :02:24.trying to find his record on the jukebox. It is not there. Chas and

:02:24. > :02:27.jukebox. It is not there. Chas and jukebox. It is not there. Chas and

:02:27. > :02:33.jukebox. It is not there. Chas and Dave, yes! We have some bad news.

:02:33. > :02:35.Dave, yes! We have some bad news. Dave, yes! We have some bad news.

:02:35. > :02:36.Due to unforeseen second -- Due to unforeseen second --

:02:36. > :02:39.circumstances, Keith Duffy cannot circumstances, Keith Duffy cannot

:02:39. > :02:44.circumstances, Keith Duffy cannot dance this evening. Every cloud has

:02:44. > :02:45.dance this evening. Every cloud has dance this evening. Every cloud has

:02:45. > :02:50.a silver lining. Especially if you a silver lining. Especially if you

:02:50. > :02:51.are Jodie Prenger. are Jodie Prenger.

:02:51. > :02:52.are Jodie Prenger. Tonight, on Let's Dance For Comic

:02:52. > :02:54.Tonight, on Let's Dance For Comic Tonight, on Let's Dance For Comic

:02:55. > :02:55.Relief, stepping back in time, TV Relief, stepping back in time, TV

:02:55. > :03:05.Relief, stepping back in time, TV presenters Ore Oduba and Sonali

:03:05. > :03:05.

:03:05. > :03:06.presenters Ore Oduba and Sonali presenters Ore Oduba and Sonali

:03:06. > :03:07.presenters Ore Oduba and Sonali Shah. And hoping to light up the

:03:07. > :03:08.Shah. And hoping to light up the Shah. And hoping to light up the

:03:08. > :03:14.Shah. And hoping to light up the dance floor, a West End star Jodie

:03:14. > :03:18.dance floor, a West End star Jodie dance floor, a West End star Jodie

:03:18. > :03:24.dance floor, a West End star Jodie Prenger. I am down with the kits.

:03:24. > :03:25.Prenger. I am down with the kits. Prenger. I am down with the kits.

:03:25. > :03:33.And ventriloquist Nina Conti. And ventriloquist Nina Conti.

:03:33. > :03:34.And ventriloquist Nina Conti. will be humiliation. And Lee Nelson.

:03:34. > :03:35.will be humiliation. And Lee Nelson. will be humiliation. And Lee Nelson.

:03:35. > :03:36.will be humiliation. And Lee Nelson. will be humiliation. And Lee Nelson.

:03:36. > :03:39.I am going to come out of the other I am going to come out of the other

:03:39. > :03:40.I am going to come out of the other I am going to come out of the other

:03:40. > :03:44.side like a legend. And flying high, side like a legend. And flying high,

:03:44. > :03:47.side like a legend. And flying high, it is Vanessa Feltz. Involving

:03:47. > :03:57.it is Vanessa Feltz. Involving it is Vanessa Feltz. Involving

:03:57. > :04:02.

:04:02. > :04:03.heavy machinery. I am absolutely To give the impression this is a

:04:04. > :04:06.To give the impression this is a To give the impression this is a

:04:06. > :04:08.proper competition, we need proper proper competition, we need proper

:04:08. > :04:09.proper competition, we need proper judges. Finally, we have one. One

:04:09. > :04:12.judges. Finally, we have one. One judges. Finally, we have one. One

:04:12. > :04:15.out of three. Not bad! Please out of three. Not bad! Please

:04:15. > :04:15.welcome Arlene Phillips, comedian welcome Arlene Phillips, comedian

:04:15. > :04:25.welcome Arlene Phillips, comedian welcome Arlene Phillips, comedian

:04:25. > :04:41.

:04:41. > :04:45.Lee Mack and from Radio 1, Greg Only two places are left for the

:04:45. > :04:46.Only two places are left for the Only two places are left for the

:04:46. > :04:47.final. You can vote for your final. You can vote for your

:04:47. > :04:52.final. You can vote for your final. You can vote for your

:04:52. > :04:57.favourite and also use the internet. favourite and also use the internet.

:04:57. > :04:58.favourite and also use the internet. favourite and also use the internet.

:04:58. > :05:08.The other finalists 80 -- will be The other finalists 80 -- will be

:05:08. > :05:08.

:05:08. > :05:10.chosen by the panel. chosen by the panel.

:05:10. > :05:12.chosen by the panel. Arlene Phillips, we know you will

:05:12. > :05:13.Arlene Phillips, we know you will Arlene Phillips, we know you will

:05:13. > :05:14.be great. Greg James, excited to be great. Greg James, excited to

:05:14. > :05:16.be great. Greg James, excited to be great. Greg James, excited to

:05:16. > :05:17.have you here. You are in good have you here. You are in good

:05:17. > :05:21.have you here. You are in good hands. Lee Mack and Arlene Phillips

:05:21. > :05:22.hands. Lee Mack and Arlene Phillips hands. Lee Mack and Arlene Phillips

:05:22. > :05:23.hands. Lee Mack and Arlene Phillips have done this before. You are the

:05:23. > :05:25.have done this before. You are the have done this before. You are the

:05:25. > :05:28.head judge because you know about dance.

:05:28. > :05:28.dance. dance.

:05:28. > :05:30.dance. I am looking for them not to fall

:05:30. > :05:32.I am looking for them not to fall I am looking for them not to fall

:05:32. > :05:33.over. And when the music stops, over. And when the music stops,

:05:33. > :05:34.over. And when the music stops, over. And when the music stops,

:05:34. > :05:40.when they asked if they will sleep when they asked if they will sleep

:05:40. > :05:43.when they asked if they will sleep with me and everybody hears. Ness

:05:43. > :05:44.with me and everybody hears. Ness with me and everybody hears. Ness

:05:44. > :05:45.chin wagging, let's drop a D-bomb. chin wagging, let's drop a D-bomb.

:05:45. > :05:48.chin wagging, let's drop a D-bomb. chin wagging, let's drop a D-bomb.

:05:48. > :05:50.I do not know what that means. Time I do not know what that means. Time

:05:50. > :05:53.I do not know what that means. Time for the first celebrities. Highly

:05:53. > :05:53.for the first celebrities. Highly for the first celebrities. Highly

:05:53. > :05:56.respected journalists working in respected journalists working in

:05:56. > :05:57.world news and children's world news and children's

:05:57. > :05:58.world news and children's television. Are they about to be

:05:58. > :05:59.television. Are they about to be television. Are they about to be

:05:59. > :06:00.television. Are they about to be part of the news for the wrong

:06:00. > :06:01.part of the news for the wrong part of the news for the wrong

:06:01. > :06:07.part of the news for the wrong reason? It is Ore Oduba and Sonali

:06:07. > :06:09.Shah. Shah.

:06:09. > :06:12.Shah. Shah.

:06:12. > :06:13.We are TV presenters who met on We are TV presenters who met on

:06:13. > :06:23.We are TV presenters who met on News round. Now I cannot live

:06:23. > :06:30.

:06:30. > :06:31.News round. Now I cannot live News round. Now I cannot live

:06:32. > :06:33.without her. Good morning. Listen without her. Good morning. Listen

:06:33. > :06:34.without her. Good morning. Listen without her. Good morning. Listen

:06:34. > :06:36.carefully. I am here to inform you carefully. I am here to inform you

:06:36. > :06:37.carefully. I am here to inform you carefully. I am here to inform you

:06:37. > :06:38.that you have yet to fulfil an that you have yet to fulfil an

:06:38. > :06:42.that you have yet to fulfil an outstanding turn in your BBC news

:06:42. > :06:43.outstanding turn in your BBC news outstanding turn in your BBC news

:06:43. > :06:45.presenter contract. At some point presenter contract. At some point

:06:45. > :06:46.presenter contract. At some point in their career, news presenters

:06:46. > :06:49.in their career, news presenters in their career, news presenters

:06:49. > :06:52.have to dance on national have to dance on national

:06:52. > :06:53.have to dance on national television. We cannot dance. This

:06:53. > :06:55.television. We cannot dance. This television. We cannot dance. This

:06:55. > :06:59.television. We cannot dance. This does not make sense. I know, but

:06:59. > :07:02.does not make sense. I know, but does not make sense. I know, but

:07:02. > :07:04.does not make sense. I know, but neither does this. Yes, that is me.

:07:04. > :07:06.neither does this. Yes, that is me. neither does this. Yes, that is me.

:07:06. > :07:07.neither does this. Yes, that is me. Let's Dance is coming up and I have

:07:07. > :07:07.Let's Dance is coming up and I have Let's Dance is coming up and I have

:07:07. > :07:09.Let's Dance is coming up and I have booked you in. You have to be

:07:09. > :07:19.booked you in. You have to be booked you in. You have to be

:07:19. > :07:26.

:07:26. > :07:27.joking, me dancing with her! Good joking, me dancing with her! Good

:07:27. > :07:34.joking, me dancing with her! Good morning, you are listening to Radio

:07:34. > :07:35.morning, you are listening to Radio morning, you are listening to Radio

:07:35. > :07:39.morning, you are listening to Radio 1. I had the strangest dream.

:07:39. > :07:40.1. I had the strangest dream. 1. I had the strangest dream.

:07:40. > :07:41.too. It was announced that Ore too. It was announced that Ore

:07:41. > :07:42.too. It was announced that Ore Oduba and Sonali Shah are confirmed

:07:42. > :07:52.Oduba and Sonali Shah are confirmed Oduba and Sonali Shah are confirmed

:07:52. > :07:53.

:07:53. > :07:57.Do not adjust your set, this is the Do not adjust your set, this is the

:07:57. > :07:58.Do not adjust your set, this is the Do not adjust your set, this is the

:07:58. > :07:59.voice from the BBC. Dancing to "Hey voice from the BBC. Dancing to "Hey

:07:59. > :08:09.voice from the BBC. Dancing to "Hey voice from the BBC. Dancing to "Hey

:08:09. > :08:18.

:08:18. > :08:28.Ya" by Outkast, it is Ore Oduba and MUSIC: "Hey Ya"

:08:28. > :08:28.

:08:28. > :10:13.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds

:10:13. > :10:15.Well done. Come on over. You were Well done. Come on over. You were

:10:15. > :10:16.Well done. Come on over. You were great. They were good. Ore Oduba

:10:16. > :10:16.great. They were good. Ore Oduba great. They were good. Ore Oduba

:10:16. > :10:18.great. They were good. Ore Oduba and Sonali Shah, that was a solid

:10:18. > :10:22.and Sonali Shah, that was a solid and Sonali Shah, that was a solid

:10:22. > :10:23.and Sonali Shah, that was a solid and Sonali Shah, that was a solid

:10:23. > :10:24.start. How did it go? I feel as if start. How did it go? I feel as if

:10:24. > :10:31.start. How did it go? I feel as if start. How did it go? I feel as if

:10:31. > :10:34.I have even talk. I cannot breed. I have even talk. I cannot breed.

:10:34. > :10:44.I have even talk. I cannot breed. I have even talk. I cannot breed.

:10:44. > :10:47.

:10:47. > :10:47.What happened? I got caught up with The girls. -- breathe. I have seen

:10:48. > :10:50.The girls. -- breathe. I have seen The girls. -- breathe. I have seen

:10:50. > :10:52.The girls. -- breathe. I have seen braces worn well in the past. Well

:10:52. > :10:54.braces worn well in the past. Well braces worn well in the past. Well

:10:54. > :10:56.braces worn well in the past. Well done to the producers. They did not

:10:56. > :10:57.done to the producers. They did not done to the producers. They did not

:10:57. > :10:59.tell the backing dancers how bad tell the backing dancers how bad

:10:59. > :10:59.tell the backing dancers how bad tell the backing dancers how bad

:10:59. > :11:04.they looked to the last minute so they looked to the last minute so

:11:04. > :11:08.they looked to the last minute so they did not back out. Arlene

:11:08. > :11:13.they did not back out. Arlene they did not back out. Arlene

:11:13. > :11:13.Phillips. That was good. I mean Phillips. That was good. I mean

:11:13. > :11:19.Phillips. That was good. I mean good. You looked like dancing jelly

:11:19. > :11:19.good. You looked like dancing jelly good. You looked like dancing jelly

:11:20. > :11:21.good. You looked like dancing jelly beans. You will like the Mary Berry

:11:21. > :11:31.beans. You will like the Mary Berry beans. You will like the Mary Berry

:11:31. > :11:40.

:11:40. > :11:42.It is the look, that is what It is the look, that is what

:11:42. > :11:44.It is the look, that is what reminded me. This is your judging

:11:44. > :11:45.reminded me. This is your judging reminded me. This is your judging

:11:45. > :11:46.reminded me. This is your judging debut. I have nothing to compare it

:11:46. > :11:47.debut. I have nothing to compare it debut. I have nothing to compare it

:11:47. > :11:49.against but for the first dance, against but for the first dance,

:11:49. > :11:50.against but for the first dance, against but for the first dance,

:11:50. > :11:51.that was a delight. The real group that was a delight. The real group

:11:51. > :11:52.that was a delight. The real group will be sat at home depressed,

:11:52. > :11:56.will be sat at home depressed, will be sat at home depressed,

:11:56. > :11:58.will be sat at home depressed, because you are better than them. I

:11:58. > :11:59.because you are better than them. I because you are better than them. I

:11:59. > :12:04.thought you were supposed to be thought you were supposed to be

:12:04. > :12:05.thought you were supposed to be thought you were supposed to be

:12:06. > :12:06.rubbish. It was too good. Did you rubbish. It was too good. Did you

:12:06. > :12:09.rubbish. It was too good. Did you rubbish. It was too good. Did you

:12:09. > :12:13.think that Andre 3000 was in the think that Andre 3000 was in the

:12:13. > :12:14.think that Andre 3000 was in the room? We liked the clapping. But

:12:14. > :12:15.room? We liked the clapping. But room? We liked the clapping. But

:12:15. > :12:16.when you stopped, you stopped when you stopped, you stopped

:12:16. > :12:19.when you stopped, you stopped clapping. You have to think about

:12:19. > :12:20.clapping. You have to think about clapping. You have to think about

:12:20. > :12:25.clapping. You have to think about that in the future. What do friends

:12:25. > :12:25.that in the future. What do friends and family think?

:12:26. > :12:32.and family think? and family think?

:12:32. > :12:33.and family think? I am joined by greatness. This man

:12:33. > :12:38.I am joined by greatness. This man I am joined by greatness. This man

:12:38. > :12:39.I am joined by greatness. This man has won an Olympic medal. You are

:12:39. > :12:40.has won an Olympic medal. You are has won an Olympic medal. You are

:12:40. > :12:41.has won an Olympic medal. You are more than qualified to tell us if

:12:41. > :12:42.more than qualified to tell us if more than qualified to tell us if

:12:42. > :12:44.more than qualified to tell us if that is good. I thought it was

:12:44. > :12:47.that is good. I thought it was brilliant. It was great

:12:47. > :12:50.brilliant. It was great entertainment. They controlled the

:12:50. > :12:51.entertainment. They controlled the entertainment. They controlled the

:12:51. > :12:55.entertainment. They controlled the dance floor. If they were in the

:12:55. > :12:57.dance floor. If they were in the dance floor. If they were in the

:12:57. > :12:59.same series of Strictly, you would same series of Strictly, you would

:12:59. > :13:02.same series of Strictly, you would same series of Strictly, you would

:13:02. > :13:04.have lost? It would have been a have lost? It would have been a

:13:04. > :13:05.have lost? It would have been a close contest. You must have been

:13:05. > :13:06.close contest. You must have been close contest. You must have been

:13:06. > :13:08.cross about the Hungarian who took cross about the Hungarian who took

:13:08. > :13:09.cross about the Hungarian who took the gold medal, because you have

:13:09. > :13:19.the gold medal, because you have the gold medal, because you have

:13:19. > :13:25.

:13:25. > :13:26.Give they exhibit the same kind of Give they exhibit the same kind of

:13:26. > :13:28.Give they exhibit the same kind of Give they exhibit the same kind of

:13:28. > :13:29.quality is it you two have together, quality is it you two have together,

:13:29. > :13:30.quality is it you two have together, quality is it you two have together,

:13:30. > :13:32.the sexual magnetism? As long as we the sexual magnetism? As long as we

:13:32. > :13:34.the sexual magnetism? As long as we would love to have that sexual

:13:34. > :13:38.would love to have that sexual would love to have that sexual

:13:38. > :13:40.magnetism, it was another scale. I magnetism, it was another scale. I

:13:40. > :13:40.magnetism, it was another scale. I magnetism, it was another scale. I

:13:40. > :13:43.have never seen Ore move that away have never seen Ore move that away

:13:43. > :13:45.have never seen Ore move that away in my life. The backing singers

:13:45. > :13:46.in my life. The backing singers in my life. The backing singers

:13:46. > :13:47.in my life. The backing singers wore some. So if Ore and Sonali

:13:47. > :13:48.wore some. So if Ore and Sonali wore some. So if Ore and Sonali

:13:48. > :13:49.wore some. So if Ore and Sonali were big news for you, then vote

:13:49. > :13:50.were big news for you, then vote were big news for you, then vote

:13:50. > :13:58.them through to the final by them through to the final by

:13:58. > :13:59.them through to the final by The vote will open after all our

:13:59. > :14:00.The vote will open after all our The vote will open after all our

:14:00. > :14:01.acts have danced, so please don't acts have danced, so please don't

:14:01. > :14:02.acts have danced, so please don't call before that because it won't

:14:02. > :14:12.call before that because it won't call before that because it won't

:14:12. > :14:14.

:14:14. > :14:15.This week everything went a bit This week everything went a bit

:14:15. > :14:16.This week everything went a bit topsy-turvy at Let's Dance Towers

:14:16. > :14:17.topsy-turvy at Let's Dance Towers topsy-turvy at Let's Dance Towers

:14:17. > :14:18.topsy-turvy at Let's Dance Towers topsy-turvy at Let's Dance Towers

:14:18. > :14:19.as we lost one of our acts. So, we as we lost one of our acts. So, we

:14:19. > :14:20.as we lost one of our acts. So, we called up our Shenanigans landlady

:14:20. > :14:21.called up our Shenanigans landlady called up our Shenanigans landlady

:14:21. > :14:22.to make her dancing dreams come to make her dancing dreams come

:14:22. > :14:22.to make her dancing dreams come to make her dancing dreams come

:14:23. > :14:23.true - but I think Jodie Prenger true - but I think Jodie Prenger

:14:24. > :14:33.true - but I think Jodie Prenger true - but I think Jodie Prenger

:14:34. > :14:40.

:14:40. > :14:42.I am Jodie Prenger and I am a jazz I am Jodie Prenger and I am a jazz

:14:42. > :14:43.I am Jodie Prenger and I am a jazz I am Jodie Prenger and I am a jazz

:14:43. > :14:44.hand star. I will do anything. I hand star. I will do anything. I

:14:44. > :14:45.hand star. I will do anything. I hand star. I will do anything. I

:14:45. > :14:47.have become a start of stage and have become a start of stage and

:14:47. > :14:49.have become a start of stage and screen. I cannot do Thursday, I

:14:49. > :14:51.screen. I cannot do Thursday, I screen. I cannot do Thursday, I

:14:51. > :14:52.have rehearsals or date. There is have rehearsals or date. There is

:14:52. > :14:53.have rehearsals or date. There is no shortage of male admirers. Up

:14:53. > :14:54.no shortage of male admirers. Up no shortage of male admirers. Up

:14:54. > :14:59.until last week they have been until last week they have been

:14:59. > :15:01.until last week they have been reluctant to commit. My agents said

:15:01. > :15:02.reluctant to commit. My agents said reluctant to commit. My agents said

:15:02. > :15:05.Steve Jones had been in touch Steve Jones had been in touch

:15:05. > :15:06.Steve Jones had been in touch Steve Jones had been in touch

:15:06. > :15:08.asking me out to dance. I have asking me out to dance. I have

:15:08. > :15:09.asking me out to dance. I have always wanted to get out from

:15:09. > :15:10.always wanted to get out from always wanted to get out from

:15:10. > :15:12.always wanted to get out from behind the bar and dance on the

:15:12. > :15:13.behind the bar and dance on the behind the bar and dance on the

:15:13. > :15:15.behind the bar and dance on the show. But this is even better. I am

:15:15. > :15:16.show. But this is even better. I am show. But this is even better. I am

:15:16. > :15:21.show. But this is even better. I am going on a date with the Welsh

:15:21. > :15:22.going on a date with the Welsh going on a date with the Welsh

:15:22. > :15:23.going on a date with the Welsh dragon, Steve Jones! I love you. MP

:15:23. > :15:24.dragon, Steve Jones! I love you. MP dragon, Steve Jones! I love you. MP

:15:24. > :15:25.dragon, Steve Jones! I love you. MP dragon, Steve Jones! I love you. MP

:15:25. > :15:28.has asked me to meet him at the BBC. has asked me to meet him at the BBC.

:15:28. > :15:29.has asked me to meet him at the BBC. has asked me to meet him at the BBC.

:15:30. > :15:32.I cannot wait. This is it, Steve. I cannot wait. This is it, Steve.

:15:32. > :15:34.I cannot wait. This is it, Steve. I cannot wait. This is it, Steve.

:15:34. > :15:35.You and me together at last. Jodie, You and me together at last. Jodie,

:15:35. > :15:37.You and me together at last. Jodie, You and me together at last. Jodie,

:15:37. > :15:38.you made it, let me show you to you made it, let me show you to

:15:38. > :15:39.you made it, let me show you to your dressing room. Thanks for

:15:39. > :15:39.your dressing room. Thanks for your dressing room. Thanks for

:15:39. > :15:42.your dressing room. Thanks for stepping in at the last minute, we

:15:42. > :15:42.stepping in at the last minute, we stepping in at the last minute, we

:15:42. > :15:44.stepping in at the last minute, we are excited at having you dance on

:15:44. > :15:46.are excited at having you dance on are excited at having you dance on

:15:46. > :15:47.are excited at having you dance on the show. The show? I thought I was

:15:47. > :15:49.the show. The show? I thought I was the show. The show? I thought I was

:15:49. > :15:51.the show. The show? I thought I was going dancing with Steve, on a date.

:15:51. > :15:52.going dancing with Steve, on a date. going dancing with Steve, on a date.

:15:52. > :15:53.going dancing with Steve, on a date. You costume is in here, her and

:15:53. > :15:54.You costume is in here, her and You costume is in here, her and

:15:54. > :15:57.You costume is in here, her and make-up is next door. You are in 15

:15:57. > :15:58.make-up is next door. You are in 15 make-up is next door. You are in 15

:15:58. > :15:59.minutes. Remember, it is for minutes. Remember, it is for

:15:59. > :16:05.minutes. Remember, it is for charity so get on and enjoy

:16:05. > :16:06.charity so get on and enjoy charity so get on and enjoy

:16:06. > :16:09.yourself. Take it from me, Jodie, yourself. Take it from me, Jodie,

:16:09. > :16:10.yourself. Take it from me, Jodie, not worth it. Dancing to 80's

:16:10. > :16:11.not worth it. Dancing to 80's not worth it. Dancing to 80's

:16:11. > :16:21.classic "Word Up" by Cameo, please classic "Word Up" by Cameo, please

:16:21. > :16:21.

:16:21. > :18:26.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds

:18:26. > :18:28.MUSIC: "Word Up". J to the P, come over to me. Worth

:18:28. > :18:31.J to the P, come over to me. Worth J to the P, come over to me. Worth

:18:31. > :18:32.J to the P, come over to me. Worth the wait? What have I done?Let's

:18:32. > :18:35.the wait? What have I done?Let's the wait? What have I done?Let's

:18:35. > :18:36.the wait? What have I done?Let's find out if the judges enjoyed it.

:18:36. > :18:40.find out if the judges enjoyed it. find out if the judges enjoyed it.

:18:40. > :18:42.find out if the judges enjoyed it. I was reliving the 80s! All those

:18:42. > :18:44.I was reliving the 80s! All those I was reliving the 80s! All those

:18:44. > :18:45.I was reliving the 80s! All those thrusts. I have to tell you, I have

:18:45. > :18:52.thrusts. I have to tell you, I have thrusts. I have to tell you, I have

:18:52. > :18:59.seen 1001 dances, but none sexier seen 1001 dances, but none sexier

:18:59. > :19:00.seen 1001 dances, but none sexier than you. Incredible. I wore this

:19:00. > :19:00.than you. Incredible. I wore this than you. Incredible. I wore this

:19:01. > :19:03.than you. Incredible. I wore this and you did not come anywhere near

:19:03. > :19:05.and you did not come anywhere near and you did not come anywhere near

:19:05. > :19:07.and you did not come anywhere near and you did not come anywhere near

:19:07. > :19:08.me. I am sorry.I was waiting for a me. I am sorry.I was waiting for a

:19:08. > :19:09.me. I am sorry.I was waiting for a thrust. Mind does that without

:19:09. > :19:10.thrust. Mind does that without thrust. Mind does that without

:19:10. > :19:12.thrust. Mind does that without having a light on it. We could have

:19:12. > :19:13.having a light on it. We could have having a light on it. We could have

:19:13. > :19:15.done it together. You probably done it together. You probably

:19:15. > :19:20.done it together. You probably should see a doctor! That was

:19:21. > :19:22.should see a doctor! That was should see a doctor! That was

:19:22. > :19:26.incredible. Thanks. Can we make it incredible. Thanks. Can we make it

:19:26. > :19:27.incredible. Thanks. Can we make it incredible. Thanks. Can we make it

:19:27. > :19:28.a clean sweep, Lee Mack? When the a clean sweep, Lee Mack? When the

:19:28. > :19:29.a clean sweep, Lee Mack? When the BBC continuity announcer says, when

:19:29. > :19:30.BBC continuity announcer says, when BBC continuity announcer says, when

:19:30. > :19:32.BBC continuity announcer says, when you press the red button you get a

:19:32. > :19:32.you press the red button you get a you press the red button you get a

:19:32. > :19:34.you press the red button you get a little extra, does that apply to a

:19:34. > :19:37.little extra, does that apply to a little extra, does that apply to a

:19:37. > :19:38.little extra, does that apply to a night? I think it does.On behalf

:19:38. > :19:39.night? I think it does.On behalf night? I think it does.On behalf

:19:39. > :19:49.night? I think it does.On behalf of myself and Pete Sampras, that it

:19:49. > :19:50.

:19:51. > :19:51.of myself and Pete Sampras, that it A If you want to take Jodie out of

:19:52. > :19:52.A If you want to take Jodie out of A If you want to take Jodie out of

:19:53. > :20:02.Shenanigans and in to the final, Shenanigans and in to the final,

:20:03. > :20:04.

:20:04. > :20:05.But remember, no voting until we But remember, no voting until we

:20:05. > :20:06.But remember, no voting until we tell you because your vote won't

:20:06. > :20:07.tell you because your vote won't tell you because your vote won't

:20:07. > :20:08.count. Ladies and gentlemen - Jodie count. Ladies and gentlemen - Jodie

:20:08. > :20:09.count. Ladies and gentlemen - Jodie Prenger! Ore and Sonali and Jodie

:20:09. > :20:10.Prenger! Ore and Sonali and Jodie Prenger! Ore and Sonali and Jodie

:20:10. > :20:11.have already done their business on have already done their business on

:20:11. > :20:12.have already done their business on have already done their business on

:20:12. > :20:13.the stage, but still to come, more the stage, but still to come, more

:20:13. > :20:14.incredible routines, two global incredible routines, two global

:20:14. > :20:16.incredible routines, two global music stars and Vanessa Feltz in

:20:16. > :20:26.music stars and Vanessa Feltz in music stars and Vanessa Feltz in

:20:26. > :20:31.

:20:31. > :20:32.fishnets. Curious? Here's what you Lee Nelson goes from bad boy to a

:20:32. > :20:33.Lee Nelson goes from bad boy to a Lee Nelson goes from bad boy to a

:20:33. > :20:34.ballet Boyd. And Venessa Feltz are ballet Boyd. And Venessa Feltz are

:20:34. > :20:35.ballet Boyd. And Venessa Feltz are ballet Boyd. And Venessa Feltz are

:20:36. > :20:38.like you have never seen her before. like you have never seen her before.

:20:38. > :20:39.like you have never seen her before. like you have never seen her before.

:20:39. > :20:43.I am feeling it. Get ready to I am feeling it. Get ready to

:20:43. > :20:45.I am feeling it. Get ready to scream. We have performances from

:20:45. > :20:48.scream. We have performances from scream. We have performances from

:20:48. > :20:49.megastars, Justin Bieber and Nicole megastars, Justin Bieber and Nicole

:20:49. > :20:50.Scherzinger. Don't forget, everyone Scherzinger. Don't forget, everyone

:20:50. > :20:50.Scherzinger. Don't forget, everyone Scherzinger. Don't forget, everyone

:20:50. > :20:51.tonight is here to raise money for tonight is here to raise money for

:20:51. > :20:59.tonight is here to raise money for Comic Relief and it's never been

:20:59. > :21:00.Comic Relief and it's never been All you have to do is text the word

:21:00. > :21:01.All you have to do is text the word All you have to do is text the word

:21:01. > :21:02.All you have to do is text the word YES to 70005 and you're donating �5.

:21:02. > :21:03.YES to 70005 and you're donating �5. YES to 70005 and you're donating �5.

:21:03. > :21:04.Just three letters could make a Just three letters could make a

:21:04. > :21:05.Just three letters could make a huge difference. Texts cost �5 plus

:21:05. > :21:06.huge difference. Texts cost �5 plus your standard network message

:21:06. > :21:07.your standard network message your standard network message

:21:07. > :21:08.your standard network message charge and the whole �5 goes to

:21:08. > :21:09.charge and the whole �5 goes to charge and the whole �5 goes to

:21:09. > :21:10.charge and the whole �5 goes to Comic Relief. You must be 16 or

:21:10. > :21:11.Comic Relief. You must be 16 or Comic Relief. You must be 16 or

:21:11. > :21:12.over, and please ask the bill over, and please ask the bill

:21:12. > :21:13.over, and please ask the bill payer's permission. For full terms

:21:13. > :21:13.payer's permission. For full terms payer's permission. For full terms

:21:14. > :21:23.and conditions and more information and conditions and more information

:21:24. > :21:25.

:21:25. > :21:27.go to bbc.co.uk/rednoseday. Thank Philosophers say if you give

:21:27. > :21:28.Philosophers say if you give Philosophers say if you give

:21:28. > :21:29.monkeys enough time they will monkeys enough time they will

:21:29. > :21:32.monkeys enough time they will reproduce the entire works of

:21:32. > :21:33.reproduce the entire works of reproduce the entire works of

:21:33. > :21:34.Shakespeare. But our next act has Shakespeare. But our next act has

:21:34. > :21:36.Shakespeare. But our next act has one monkey and two minutes to

:21:36. > :21:41.one monkey and two minutes to impress. We have ventriloquist,

:21:41. > :21:43.impress. We have ventriloquist, impress. We have ventriloquist,

:21:43. > :21:47.impress. We have ventriloquist, Nina Conti. I am Nina Conti. She is

:21:47. > :21:57.Nina Conti. I am Nina Conti. She is Nina Conti. I am Nina Conti. She is

:21:57. > :21:57.

:21:57. > :21:58.a ventriloquist. Yes.Not a dancer. a ventriloquist. Yes.Not a dancer.

:21:58. > :21:59.a ventriloquist. Yes.Not a dancer. a ventriloquist. Yes.Not a dancer.

:21:59. > :22:01.The monkey? What did he do that The monkey? What did he do that

:22:01. > :22:05.The monkey? What did he do that The monkey? What did he do that

:22:05. > :22:07.for? I have something to tell you. for? I have something to tell you.

:22:07. > :22:10.for? I have something to tell you. By use seeing another puppet?

:22:10. > :22:11.By use seeing another puppet? By use seeing another puppet?

:22:11. > :22:12.By use seeing another puppet? come I am going to do Let's Dance

:22:12. > :22:12.come I am going to do Let's Dance come I am going to do Let's Dance

:22:12. > :22:14.come I am going to do Let's Dance for Comic Relief. What shall we do,

:22:14. > :22:15.for Comic Relief. What shall we do, for Comic Relief. What shall we do,

:22:15. > :22:17.for Comic Relief. What shall we do, the tango. The this is the problem,

:22:17. > :22:19.the tango. The this is the problem, the tango. The this is the problem,

:22:19. > :22:20.you cannot actually dank so. you cannot actually dank so.

:22:20. > :22:22.you cannot actually dank so. cannot talk either, but that has

:22:22. > :22:24.cannot talk either, but that has cannot talk either, but that has

:22:24. > :22:25.cannot talk either, but that has never been a problem. But I cannot

:22:25. > :22:27.never been a problem. But I cannot never been a problem. But I cannot

:22:27. > :22:29.never been a problem. But I cannot put my fingers into your limbs.

:22:29. > :22:31.put my fingers into your limbs. put my fingers into your limbs.

:22:31. > :22:37.needs fingers when you have head needs fingers when you have head

:22:37. > :22:38.needs fingers when you have head needs fingers when you have head

:22:38. > :22:39.moves. What do you mean? Monkey?I moves. What do you mean? Monkey?I

:22:39. > :22:40.moves. What do you mean? Monkey?I moves. What do you mean? Monkey?I

:22:40. > :22:43.moves. What do you mean? Monkey?I am not even going to be in it? Not

:22:43. > :22:45.am not even going to be in it? Not am not even going to be in it? Not

:22:45. > :22:46.am not even going to be in it? Not even on your arm? How, you would

:22:46. > :22:46.even on your arm? How, you would even on your arm? How, you would

:22:46. > :22:50.even on your arm? How, you would just fly off. How will I dance,

:22:50. > :22:52.just fly off. How will I dance, just fly off. How will I dance,

:22:52. > :22:53.just fly off. How will I dance, like this? Stop it. This is a

:22:53. > :22:55.like this? Stop it. This is a like this? Stop it. This is a

:22:55. > :22:57.travesty and an injustice. I am travesty and an injustice. I am

:22:57. > :23:00.travesty and an injustice. I am going to call my monkey mates.

:23:00. > :23:01.going to call my monkey mates. going to call my monkey mates.

:23:01. > :23:02.going to call my monkey mates. Monkey made? I have mates, they are

:23:02. > :23:03.Monkey made? I have mates, they are Monkey made? I have mates, they are

:23:03. > :23:04.sitting by the phone waiting for sitting by the phone waiting for

:23:04. > :23:07.sitting by the phone waiting for sitting by the phone waiting for

:23:07. > :23:08.the call. They will get me on the the call. They will get me on the

:23:08. > :23:09.the call. They will get me on the the call. They will get me on the

:23:10. > :23:11.programme. You can come with me, we programme. You can come with me, we

:23:11. > :23:12.programme. You can come with me, we programme. You can come with me, we

:23:12. > :23:13.will have a seat in the studio. You will have a seat in the studio. You

:23:13. > :23:15.will have a seat in the studio. You will have a seat in the studio. You

:23:15. > :23:16.will have a seat in the studio. You can come to the at a party. You can

:23:16. > :23:18.can come to the at a party. You can can come to the at a party. You can

:23:18. > :23:28.stick your after party way your stick your after party way your

:23:28. > :23:38.

:23:39. > :23:40.stick your after party way your Please answer. Nina Conti is primed

:23:40. > :23:42.Please answer. Nina Conti is primed Please answer. Nina Conti is primed

:23:42. > :23:43.and ready for action. Sorry to and ready for action. Sorry to

:23:43. > :23:44.and ready for action. Sorry to and ready for action. Sorry to

:23:44. > :23:45.bother you but I am happy you bother you but I am happy you

:23:45. > :23:48.bother you but I am happy you bother you but I am happy you

:23:48. > :23:50.manage to get rid of the monkey. manage to get rid of the monkey.

:23:50. > :23:51.manage to get rid of the monkey. hand feels a weird without him.

:23:51. > :23:53.hand feels a weird without him. hand feels a weird without him.

:23:53. > :23:55.hand feels a weird without him. Gout and enjoy being on your own. I

:23:55. > :23:57.Gout and enjoy being on your own. I Gout and enjoy being on your own. I

:23:57. > :24:07.can reveal the monkey is here. can reveal the monkey is here.

:24:07. > :24:13.

:24:13. > :24:23.He MUSIC: "I Like To Move It". He MUSIC: "I Like To Move It".

:24:23. > :24:23.

:24:23. > :26:10.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds

:26:10. > :26:12.SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE. SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE.

:26:12. > :26:12.SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE. SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE.

:26:12. > :26:14.Nina Conti, come and join me. This Nina Conti, come and join me. This

:26:14. > :26:15.Nina Conti, come and join me. This Nina Conti, come and join me. This

:26:16. > :26:19.is the best thing ever. How do you is the best thing ever. How do you

:26:19. > :26:20.is the best thing ever. How do you is the best thing ever. How do you

:26:20. > :26:22.feel that it went? The monkey just feel that it went? The monkey just

:26:22. > :26:23.feel that it went? The monkey just sabotaged it. Yet again and this

:26:23. > :26:24.sabotaged it. Yet again and this sabotaged it. Yet again and this

:26:24. > :26:27.sabotaged it. Yet again and this monkey is in the house. This was

:26:27. > :26:28.monkey is in the house. This was monkey is in the house. This was

:26:28. > :26:30.wonderful, yes? That it was the wonderful, yes? That it was the

:26:30. > :26:31.wonderful, yes? That it was the wonderful, yes? That it was the

:26:31. > :26:33.best show we have had tonight so best show we have had tonight so

:26:33. > :26:35.best show we have had tonight so best show we have had tonight so

:26:35. > :26:36.far. Steve you would agree, if that far. Steve you would agree, if that

:26:36. > :26:37.far. Steve you would agree, if that and those four goals were at

:26:37. > :26:38.and those four goals were at and those four goals were at

:26:38. > :26:40.Colchester Zoo, we would be their Colchester Zoo, we would be their

:26:40. > :26:41.Colchester Zoo, we would be their Colchester Zoo, we would be their

:26:41. > :26:46.most nights of the week will stop most nights of the week will stop

:26:46. > :26:51.most nights of the week will stop most nights of the week will stop

:26:51. > :26:52.every day of the week. All my every day of the week. All my

:26:52. > :26:54.every day of the week. All my every day of the week. All my

:26:54. > :26:55.thumbs up. I have always been a thumbs up. I have always been a

:26:55. > :26:56.thumbs up. I have always been a thumbs up. I have always been a

:26:56. > :26:57.massive fan a view. Now she is up massive fan a view. Now she is up

:26:57. > :27:00.massive fan a view. Now she is up massive fan a view. Now she is up

:27:00. > :27:02.there with all of the great dancers, there with all of the great dancers,

:27:02. > :27:03.there with all of the great dancers, Matthew Corbett, Rod Hull. Matthew

:27:03. > :27:05.Matthew Corbett, Rod Hull. Matthew Matthew Corbett, Rod Hull. Matthew

:27:05. > :27:06.Corbett, there is a reference point Corbett, there is a reference point

:27:06. > :27:08.Corbett, there is a reference point Corbett, there is a reference point

:27:08. > :27:10.for the kids. I am fascinated by for the kids. I am fascinated by

:27:10. > :27:13.for the kids. I am fascinated by for the kids. I am fascinated by

:27:13. > :27:15.your costume. I bet it weighs a ton. your costume. I bet it weighs a ton.

:27:15. > :27:16.your costume. I bet it weighs a ton. your costume. I bet it weighs a ton.

:27:16. > :27:20.It is heavy bus stop he was talking It is heavy bus stop he was talking

:27:20. > :27:24.It is heavy bus stop he was talking It is heavy bus stop he was talking

:27:24. > :27:25.to the ape. I was not prepared to to the ape. I was not prepared to

:27:25. > :27:27.to the ape. I was not prepared to love mean er, because she abandon

:27:27. > :27:28.love mean er, because she abandon love mean er, because she abandon

:27:28. > :27:29.love mean er, because she abandon monkey. But I have to Crown UK

:27:29. > :27:30.monkey. But I have to Crown UK monkey. But I have to Crown UK

:27:30. > :27:34.monkey. But I have to Crown UK Queen of the jungle. That it was

:27:34. > :27:36.Queen of the jungle. That it was Queen of the jungle. That it was

:27:36. > :27:46.hot! Fabulous. Let's go across to hot! Fabulous. Let's go across to

:27:46. > :27:51.

:27:51. > :27:55.It is great to be aired. Good. We It is great to be aired. Good. We

:27:56. > :27:57.It is great to be aired. Good. We It is great to be aired. Good. We

:27:57. > :27:58.are pleased to have you. I little are pleased to have you. I little

:27:58. > :27:59.are pleased to have you. I little are pleased to have you. I little

:27:59. > :28:00.bit of monkey business goes a long bit of monkey business goes a long

:28:00. > :28:01.bit of monkey business goes a long way. Never work with children or

:28:01. > :28:02.way. Never work with children or way. Never work with children or

:28:02. > :28:06.way. Never work with children or animals if you do not want to be

:28:06. > :28:07.animals if you do not want to be animals if you do not want to be

:28:07. > :28:10.animals if you do not want to be upset. That is right? Look at that,

:28:10. > :28:11.upset. That is right? Look at that, upset. That is right? Look at that,

:28:11. > :28:12.upset. That is right? Look at that, brilliant. The lips do not move. I

:28:12. > :28:15.brilliant. The lips do not move. I brilliant. The lips do not move. I

:28:15. > :28:17.thought Nina Conti was brilliant. thought Nina Conti was brilliant.

:28:17. > :28:21.thought Nina Conti was brilliant. Are monkeys better dancers than

:28:21. > :28:27.Are monkeys better dancers than Are monkeys better dancers than

:28:27. > :28:28.foxes? Foxes. Who pays the rent? foxes? Foxes. Who pays the rent?

:28:28. > :28:31.foxes? Foxes. Who pays the rent? Foxes. We have written a special

:28:31. > :28:32.Foxes. We have written a special Foxes. We have written a special

:28:32. > :28:33.poem. There was a young dancer poem. There was a young dancer

:28:33. > :28:35.poem. There was a young dancer called Nina. Her footwork could not

:28:35. > :28:37.called Nina. Her footwork could not called Nina. Her footwork could not

:28:37. > :28:38.be cleaner. She went across the be cleaner. She went across the

:28:38. > :28:39.be cleaner. She went across the be cleaner. She went across the

:28:39. > :28:40.floor and straight out of the door. floor and straight out of the door.

:28:40. > :28:45.floor and straight out of the door. floor and straight out of the door.

:28:45. > :28:49.That is the last time anybody has That is the last time anybody has

:28:50. > :28:50.That is the last time anybody has That is the last time anybody has

:28:50. > :28:53.seen her. Fabulous. If you went seen her. Fabulous. If you went

:28:53. > :29:00.seen her. Fabulous. If you went bananas for that performance,

:29:00. > :29:01.bananas for that performance, bananas for that performance,

:29:01. > :29:04.call... Do not vote until later, call... Do not vote until later,

:29:04. > :29:04.call... Do not vote until later, call... Do not vote until later,

:29:04. > :29:10.otherwise it will not count. Ladies otherwise it will not count. Ladies

:29:10. > :29:11.and gentlemen, Nina Conti. and gentlemen, Nina Conti.

:29:11. > :29:12.and gentlemen, Nina Conti. and gentlemen, Nina Conti.

:29:12. > :29:15.The next act knows what to expect The next act knows what to expect

:29:15. > :29:15.The next act knows what to expect The next act knows what to expect

:29:15. > :29:16.because he has done it before. Did because he has done it before. Did

:29:16. > :29:17.because he has done it before. Did because he has done it before. Did

:29:17. > :29:19.he learned his lesson? It seems he he learned his lesson? It seems he

:29:20. > :29:21.he learned his lesson? It seems he is a glutton for punishment. Back

:29:21. > :29:25.is a glutton for punishment. Back is a glutton for punishment. Back

:29:25. > :29:26.is a glutton for punishment. Back with a vengeance, it is Lee Nelson.

:29:26. > :29:27.with a vengeance, it is Lee Nelson. with a vengeance, it is Lee Nelson.

:29:28. > :29:33.with a vengeance, it is Lee Nelson. My name is Lee Nelson. Dancing has

:29:33. > :29:36.My name is Lee Nelson. Dancing has My name is Lee Nelson. Dancing has

:29:36. > :29:37.My name is Lee Nelson. Dancing has changed my life. I did it in 2011,

:29:38. > :29:39.changed my life. I did it in 2011, changed my life. I did it in 2011,

:29:39. > :29:40.changed my life. I did it in 2011, and since then, I have not been

:29:40. > :29:41.and since then, I have not been and since then, I have not been

:29:41. > :29:43.and since then, I have not been allowed back on my estate. I have

:29:43. > :29:44.allowed back on my estate. I have allowed back on my estate. I have

:29:44. > :29:47.allowed back on my estate. I have got fitter because in the sum of

:29:47. > :29:48.got fitter because in the sum of got fitter because in the sum of

:29:48. > :29:50.got fitter because in the sum of 2011, I was chased by a lot of

:29:50. > :29:54.2011, I was chased by a lot of 2011, I was chased by a lot of

:29:54. > :29:55.policemen in London, Manchester and policemen in London, Manchester and

:29:55. > :29:58.policemen in London, Manchester and Birmingham. Learning to dance has

:29:58. > :29:59.Birmingham. Learning to dance has Birmingham. Learning to dance has

:29:59. > :30:01.been an incredible journey. I have been an incredible journey. I have

:30:01. > :30:07.been an incredible journey. I have had to get three buses every

:30:07. > :30:09.had to get three buses every had to get three buses every

:30:09. > :30:10.morning from south London. I would morning from south London. I would

:30:10. > :30:11.morning from south London. I would morning from south London. I would

:30:11. > :30:11.like people to support me and help like people to support me and help

:30:12. > :30:14.like people to support me and help like people to support me and help

:30:14. > :30:15.me get to the final. I am not me get to the final. I am not

:30:15. > :30:20.me get to the final. I am not looking for a sympathy vote, but,

:30:20. > :30:25.looking for a sympathy vote, but, looking for a sympathy vote, but,

:30:25. > :30:26.last weekend, my family and friends last weekend, my family and friends

:30:26. > :30:27.last weekend, my family and friends last weekend, my family and friends

:30:27. > :30:29.died. It was foot and mouth disease died. It was foot and mouth disease

:30:29. > :30:30.died. It was foot and mouth disease or something. I cannot believe they

:30:30. > :30:40.or something. I cannot believe they or something. I cannot believe they

:30:40. > :30:43.

:30:43. > :30:46.have gone. I will miss them. have gone. I will miss them.

:30:46. > :30:48.have gone. I will miss them. have gone. I will miss them.

:30:48. > :30:50.Especially my nan, we used to go Especially my nan, we used to go

:30:50. > :30:51.Especially my nan, we used to go Especially my nan, we used to go

:30:51. > :30:54.out together. Nan! I have just told out together. Nan! I have just told

:30:54. > :30:56.out together. Nan! I have just told everybody you were dead. I said

:30:56. > :30:57.everybody you were dead. I said everybody you were dead. I said

:30:57. > :31:00.everybody you were dead. I said weight in the car. I have your leg

:31:00. > :31:01.weight in the car. I have your leg weight in the car. I have your leg

:31:01. > :31:09.weight in the car. I have your leg warmers. Do not worry, I put some

:31:09. > :31:10.warmers. Do not worry, I put some socks down there. Legend!

:31:10. > :31:11.socks down there. Legend! socks down there. Legend!

:31:11. > :31:15.socks down there. Legend! Can he really cut it as a ballet

:31:15. > :31:15.Can he really cut it as a ballet Can he really cut it as a ballet

:31:15. > :31:17.boy? With a special performance boy? With a special performance

:31:17. > :31:27.boy? With a special performance featuring Twist and Pulse, please

:31:27. > :31:33.

:31:33. > :31:34.featuring Twist and Pulse, please welcome Lee Nelson.

:31:34. > :31:36.welcome Lee Nelson. welcome Lee Nelson.

:31:36. > :31:37.welcome Lee Nelson. The basement is empty. No one will

:31:37. > :31:47.The basement is empty. No one will The basement is empty. No one will

:31:47. > :32:22.

:32:22. > :32:32.MUSIC: "Swan Lake" Do not worry, we have ballet. I am

:32:32. > :32:32.

:32:32. > :34:14.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds

:34:14. > :34:16.Well done. He is trying to win over Well done. He is trying to win over

:34:16. > :34:19.Well done. He is trying to win over Well done. He is trying to win over

:34:19. > :34:20.the panel. You are not allowed. You the panel. You are not allowed. You

:34:20. > :34:21.the panel. You are not allowed. You cannot win over the panel before

:34:21. > :34:21.cannot win over the panel before cannot win over the panel before

:34:21. > :34:22.cannot win over the panel before you have had your comments. It is

:34:22. > :34:24.you have had your comments. It is you have had your comments. It is

:34:24. > :34:30.you have had your comments. It is the start of winning you over.

:34:30. > :34:31.the start of winning you over. the start of winning you over.

:34:31. > :34:33.the start of winning you over. you prefer the ballet or the hit

:34:33. > :34:43.you prefer the ballet or the hit you prefer the ballet or the hit

:34:43. > :34:49.

:34:49. > :34:52.So many different styles. There So many different styles. There

:34:52. > :34:53.So many different styles. There were, and you mentioned using socks.

:34:53. > :34:55.were, and you mentioned using socks. were, and you mentioned using socks.

:34:55. > :34:56.I will give them back because I will give them back because

:34:56. > :34:58.I will give them back because somewhere there is an action man

:34:58. > :35:00.somewhere there is an action man somewhere there is an action man

:35:00. > :35:01.missing his socks. I thought that missing his socks. I thought that

:35:01. > :35:05.missing his socks. I thought that missing his socks. I thought that

:35:05. > :35:06.was good. I think he is the Ronaldo was good. I think he is the Ronaldo

:35:06. > :35:08.was good. I think he is the Ronaldo was good. I think he is the Ronaldo

:35:08. > :35:08.of dancing. You will use it as an of dancing. You will use it as an

:35:08. > :35:10.of dancing. You will use it as an of dancing. You will use it as an

:35:10. > :35:12.excuse to take your top off. It was excuse to take your top off. It was

:35:12. > :35:19.excuse to take your top off. It was excuse to take your top off. It was

:35:19. > :35:23.brilliant and in my top four so far. brilliant and in my top four so far.

:35:23. > :35:24.Excellent. Arlene Phillips, you Excellent. Arlene Phillips, you

:35:24. > :35:26.Excellent. Arlene Phillips, you appreciate going from ballet to

:35:26. > :35:29.appreciate going from ballet to appreciate going from ballet to

:35:29. > :35:31.dance music. Your ballet was dance music. Your ballet was

:35:31. > :35:32.dance music. Your ballet was dance music. Your ballet was

:35:32. > :35:33.amazing. You had it all there. And amazing. You had it all there. And

:35:33. > :35:36.amazing. You had it all there. And the arms, that is something every

:35:36. > :35:37.the arms, that is something every the arms, that is something every

:35:38. > :35:45.male dancer dreams of. Strength and male dancer dreams of. Strength and

:35:45. > :35:54.male dancer dreams of. Strength and male dancer dreams of. Strength and

:35:54. > :36:00.And we did not say thank you to And we did not say thank you to

:36:00. > :36:01.And we did not say thank you to Twist and Pulse. Most ballet

:36:01. > :36:05.Twist and Pulse. Most ballet Twist and Pulse. Most ballet

:36:05. > :36:05.dancers cannot get down and dirty. dancers cannot get down and dirty.

:36:05. > :36:06.dancers cannot get down and dirty. dancers cannot get down and dirty.

:36:06. > :36:12.I want you in my spare bedroom I want you in my spare bedroom

:36:12. > :36:16.I want you in my spare bedroom doing ballet and dance every day.

:36:16. > :36:17.doing ballet and dance every day. doing ballet and dance every day.

:36:17. > :36:26.What can I say? Arlene Phillips What can I say? Arlene Phillips

:36:26. > :36:27.What can I say? Arlene Phillips What can I say? Arlene Phillips

:36:27. > :36:30.wants to get off with you. Steve wants to get off with you. Steve

:36:30. > :36:32.wants to get off with you. Steve wants to get off with you. Steve

:36:33. > :36:34.Jones. We will go to you. And not Jones. We will go to you. And not

:36:34. > :36:37.Jones. We will go to you. And not Jones. We will go to you. And not

:36:37. > :36:38.too soon. It is a pleasure to meet too soon. It is a pleasure to meet

:36:38. > :36:40.too soon. It is a pleasure to meet you. What does the gentlemen think

:36:40. > :36:43.you. What does the gentlemen think you. What does the gentlemen think

:36:43. > :36:49.about the adaptation of Swan Lake? about the adaptation of Swan Lake?

:36:49. > :36:51.about the adaptation of Swan Lake? about the adaptation of Swan Lake?

:36:51. > :36:53.Lee Nelson is ripped. I liked to Lee Nelson is ripped. I liked to

:36:53. > :36:53.Lee Nelson is ripped. I liked to Lee Nelson is ripped. I liked to

:36:53. > :37:01.get down. Into the garage where my get down. Into the garage where my

:37:01. > :37:05.get down. Into the garage where my get down. Into the garage where my

:37:05. > :37:06.car is parked. I love hip hop. Mind car is parked. I love hip hop. Mind

:37:06. > :37:08.car is parked. I love hip hop. Mind car is parked. I love hip hop. Mind

:37:08. > :37:10.and had won and now she walks and had won and now she walks

:37:10. > :37:14.and had won and now she walks and had won and now she walks

:37:14. > :37:17.and had won and now she walks and had won and now she walks

:37:17. > :37:21.better. If you at home want to better. If you at home want to

:37:21. > :37:22.resuscitate the dying Swan, resuscitate the dying Swan,

:37:22. > :37:24.resuscitate the dying Swan, telephone... Do not until everybody

:37:24. > :37:25.telephone... Do not until everybody telephone... Do not until everybody

:37:25. > :37:28.has performed because your vote has performed because your vote

:37:28. > :37:28.has performed because your vote has performed because your vote

:37:28. > :37:38.will not count. Let's hear it for will not count. Let's hear it for

:37:38. > :37:38.

:37:38. > :37:40.The next act this evening is best The next act this evening is best

:37:40. > :37:41.The next act this evening is best The next act this evening is best

:37:41. > :37:42.known for her work on Radio 2 but known for her work on Radio 2 but

:37:42. > :37:45.known for her work on Radio 2 but tonight she is stepping into vision.

:37:45. > :37:50.tonight she is stepping into vision. tonight she is stepping into vision.

:37:50. > :37:54.Prepare yourself for Vanessa Feltz. Prepare yourself for Vanessa Feltz.

:37:54. > :37:54.Prepare yourself for Vanessa Feltz. I am Vanessa Feltz, journalist,

:37:54. > :38:01.I am Vanessa Feltz, journalist, I am Vanessa Feltz, journalist,

:38:01. > :38:02.broadcaster and brand new mother in broadcaster and brand new mother in

:38:02. > :38:04.broadcaster and brand new mother in broadcaster and brand new mother in

:38:04. > :38:05.broadcaster and brand new mother in law. As many of you know, I will be

:38:05. > :38:05.law. As many of you know, I will be law. As many of you know, I will be

:38:05. > :38:07.dancing in Let's Dance For Comic dancing in Let's Dance For Comic

:38:07. > :38:10.dancing in Let's Dance For Comic Relief on Saturday, but my question

:38:10. > :38:11.Relief on Saturday, but my question Relief on Saturday, but my question

:38:11. > :38:13.is, which pop-star will I be is, which pop-star will I be

:38:13. > :38:14.is, which pop-star will I be is, which pop-star will I be

:38:14. > :38:15.dancing as? I have been told we dancing as? I have been told we

:38:15. > :38:18.dancing as? I have been told we look similar. We could be mistaken

:38:18. > :38:20.look similar. We could be mistaken look similar. We could be mistaken

:38:20. > :38:22.for twins. Darren? Is its Susan for twins. Darren? Is its Susan

:38:22. > :38:24.for twins. Darren? Is its Susan for twins. Darren? Is its Susan

:38:24. > :38:30.Doyle? Are you crazy? Have you seen Doyle? Are you crazy? Have you seen

:38:30. > :38:31.Doyle? Are you crazy? Have you seen Doyle? Are you crazy? Have you seen

:38:31. > :38:32.me? Who will it be? Meatloaf?I do me? Who will it be? Meatloaf?I do

:38:32. > :38:33.me? Who will it be? Meatloaf?I do not know where you are getting

:38:33. > :38:35.not know where you are getting not know where you are getting

:38:35. > :38:37.not know where you are getting these people from. Let me tell you.

:38:37. > :38:37.these people from. Let me tell you. these people from. Let me tell you.

:38:38. > :38:42.these people from. Let me tell you. When I tell you, it will be obvious.

:38:42. > :38:43.When I tell you, it will be obvious. When I tell you, it will be obvious.

:38:43. > :38:45.When I tell you, it will be obvious. I will be dancing to "Turn Back

:38:45. > :38:46.I will be dancing to "Turn Back I will be dancing to "Turn Back

:38:46. > :38:51.I will be dancing to "Turn Back Time" by Cher. Darren, which will I

:38:51. > :38:55.Time" by Cher. Darren, which will I Time" by Cher. Darren, which will I

:38:55. > :38:56.Time" by Cher. Darren, which will I put over best? I Got You Babe.That

:38:56. > :38:57.put over best? I Got You Babe.That put over best? I Got You Babe.That

:38:57. > :38:58.put over best? I Got You Babe.That will not work for me. If you have

:38:58. > :39:01.will not work for me. If you have will not work for me. If you have

:39:01. > :39:04.will not work for me. If you have it, you might as well flaunt it.

:39:04. > :39:04.it, you might as well flaunt it. it, you might as well flaunt it.

:39:05. > :39:06.You definitely should not do "Turn You definitely should not do "Turn

:39:06. > :39:07.You definitely should not do "Turn You definitely should not do "Turn

:39:07. > :39:15.Back Time" by Cher. I am not Back Time" by Cher. I am not

:39:15. > :39:15.Back Time" by Cher. I am not familiar with that. Let me look.

:39:16. > :39:18.familiar with that. Let me look. familiar with that. Let me look.

:39:18. > :39:20.familiar with that. Let me look. That cost him his fabulous! It is

:39:21. > :39:22.That cost him his fabulous! It is That cost him his fabulous! It is

:39:22. > :39:23.That cost him his fabulous! It is all I have ever wanted to be. That

:39:23. > :39:25.all I have ever wanted to be. That all I have ever wanted to be. That

:39:25. > :39:28.is me personified. Brilliant idea. is me personified. Brilliant idea.

:39:28. > :39:30.is me personified. Brilliant idea. I said you definitely... Nice

:39:30. > :39:32.I said you definitely... Nice I said you definitely... Nice

:39:32. > :39:40.talking to you. Come Saturday night, talking to you. Come Saturday night,

:39:40. > :39:41.talking to you. Come Saturday night, you are in for a treat.

:39:41. > :39:43.you are in for a treat. you are in for a treat.

:39:43. > :39:46.I cannot believe the next words I cannot believe the next words

:39:46. > :39:46.I cannot believe the next words I cannot believe the next words

:39:46. > :39:47.will come out of my mouth. Dancing will come out of my mouth. Dancing

:39:47. > :39:48.will come out of my mouth. Dancing will come out of my mouth. Dancing

:39:48. > :39:58.to "Turn Back Time" by Cher, it is to "Turn Back Time" by Cher, it is

:39:58. > :40:06.

:40:06. > :40:16.to "Turn Back Time" by Cher, it is MUSIC: "Turn Back Time"

:40:16. > :40:16.

:40:16. > :42:21.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds

:42:21. > :42:23.How was that the? I apologise to my How was that the? I apologise to my

:42:23. > :42:24.How was that the? I apologise to my family, my friends and society.

:42:24. > :42:27.family, my friends and society. family, my friends and society.

:42:27. > :42:29.has nothing to apologise for, does has nothing to apologise for, does

:42:29. > :42:30.has nothing to apologise for, does she? Absolutely not. I will never

:42:30. > :42:34.she? Absolutely not. I will never she? Absolutely not. I will never

:42:34. > :42:36.forget that their image of view forget that their image of view

:42:36. > :42:36.forget that their image of view forget that their image of view

:42:36. > :42:39.arriving from the sky like a weapon arriving from the sky like a weapon

:42:39. > :42:43.arriving from the sky like a weapon of dance destruction. It was

:42:43. > :42:48.of dance destruction. It was absolutely brilliant. You look

:42:48. > :42:49.absolutely brilliant. You look absolutely brilliant. You look

:42:49. > :42:51.gorgeous with black hair. I have gorgeous with black hair. I have

:42:51. > :42:57.gorgeous with black hair. I have gorgeous with black hair. I have

:42:57. > :42:59.got to give you a hug. That was got to give you a hug. That was

:42:59. > :43:01.got to give you a hug. That was amazing. That was what was missing

:43:01. > :43:02.amazing. That was what was missing amazing. That was what was missing

:43:02. > :43:03.amazing. That was what was missing from my life come up to this point.

:43:03. > :43:04.from my life come up to this point. from my life come up to this point.

:43:04. > :43:08.from my life come up to this point. I will make use some chicken suit

:43:08. > :43:09.I will make use some chicken suit I will make use some chicken suit

:43:09. > :43:10.any time. I cannot promise the any time. I cannot promise the

:43:10. > :43:12.any time. I cannot promise the litter explosions, but you can sit

:43:12. > :43:14.litter explosions, but you can sit litter explosions, but you can sit

:43:14. > :43:16.litter explosions, but you can sit on my cannon any time. I wish I

:43:16. > :43:18.on my cannon any time. I wish I on my cannon any time. I wish I

:43:18. > :43:20.could turn back time. I genuinely, could turn back time. I genuinely,

:43:20. > :43:21.could turn back time. I genuinely, I have seen some brilliant dancers

:43:21. > :43:24.I have seen some brilliant dancers I have seen some brilliant dancers

:43:24. > :43:26.in my time, Ginger Rogers, Fred in my time, Ginger Rogers, Fred

:43:26. > :43:28.in my time, Ginger Rogers, Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, but that was

:43:28. > :43:32.Astaire, Gene Kelly, but that was Astaire, Gene Kelly, but that was

:43:32. > :43:34.something else. Well done, Venessa something else. Well done, Venessa

:43:34. > :43:35.something else. Well done, Venessa something else. Well done, Venessa

:43:35. > :43:37.Feltz. Alex, what is going on over there?

:43:37. > :43:38.there? there?

:43:38. > :43:42.there? I am here with her very proud

:43:42. > :43:44.I am here with her very proud I am here with her very proud

:43:44. > :43:46.family. Then, her partner. She has family. Then, her partner. She has

:43:47. > :43:49.family. Then, her partner. She has nothing to apologise tha does she?

:43:49. > :43:50.nothing to apologise tha does she? nothing to apologise tha does she?

:43:50. > :43:52.nothing to apologise tha does she? I absolutely not. She was great. As

:43:52. > :43:52.I absolutely not. She was great. As I absolutely not. She was great. As

:43:52. > :43:53.I absolutely not. She was great. As long as you can keep that and that

:43:53. > :43:55.long as you can keep that and that long as you can keep that and that

:43:55. > :43:57.long as you can keep that and that come I will be a happy man.

:43:57. > :44:00.come I will be a happy man. come I will be a happy man.

:44:00. > :44:02.much information. My new York mum much information. My new York mum

:44:02. > :44:02.much information. My new York mum much information. My new York mum

:44:03. > :44:04.was nervous, but how was she at was nervous, but how was she at

:44:04. > :44:06.was nervous, but how was she at home towards the night? She has

:44:06. > :44:07.home towards the night? She has home towards the night? She has

:44:07. > :44:08.been really nervous. She just been really nervous. She just

:44:08. > :44:10.been really nervous. She just wanted to do everybody proud and

:44:10. > :44:11.wanted to do everybody proud and wanted to do everybody proud and

:44:11. > :44:11.wanted to do everybody proud and raised loads of money. We are so

:44:12. > :44:16.raised loads of money. We are so raised loads of money. We are so

:44:16. > :44:17.proud of you, you are magnificent. proud of you, you are magnificent.

:44:18. > :44:24.proud of you, you are magnificent. Quickly tell people how they can

:44:24. > :44:25.Quickly tell people how they can vote at home.

:44:25. > :44:26.vote at home. vote at home.

:44:26. > :44:27.vote at home. If you want to see that routine

:44:27. > :44:28.If you want to see that routine If you want to see that routine

:44:28. > :44:29.If you want to see that routine again - and why wouldn't you? Then

:44:29. > :44:30.again - and why wouldn't you? Then again - and why wouldn't you? Then

:44:30. > :44:30.again - and why wouldn't you? Then again - and why wouldn't you? Then

:44:31. > :44:39.just vote for her to do it all just vote for her to do it all

:44:39. > :44:40.just vote for her to do it all We'll be opening the vote shortly.

:44:40. > :44:41.We'll be opening the vote shortly. We'll be opening the vote shortly.

:44:41. > :44:47.We'll be opening the vote shortly. But for now, let's hear it for

:44:47. > :44:48.But for now, let's hear it for But for now, let's hear it for

:44:48. > :44:51.Vanessa Feltz! Those dances will Vanessa Feltz! Those dances will

:44:51. > :44:53.Vanessa Feltz! Those dances will Vanessa Feltz! Those dances will

:44:53. > :44:54.live in my heart forever. And ever. live in my heart forever. And ever.

:44:54. > :44:55.live in my heart forever. And ever. We've still got performances from

:44:55. > :44:56.We've still got performances from Nicole Scherzinger and Justin

:44:56. > :44:57.Nicole Scherzinger and Justin Nicole Scherzinger and Justin

:44:57. > :45:03.Bieber to come, and we'll be Bieber to come, and we'll be

:45:03. > :45:04.Bieber to come, and we'll be finding out your winner. Why would

:45:05. > :45:07.finding out your winner. Why would finding out your winner. Why would

:45:07. > :45:08.finding out your winner. Why would finding out your winner. Why would

:45:08. > :45:09.you do that? Sorry, Steve. It had you do that? Sorry, Steve. It had

:45:09. > :45:19.you do that? Sorry, Steve. It had you do that? Sorry, Steve. It had

:45:19. > :45:23.to be done, because the vote is to be done, because the vote is

:45:23. > :45:24.to be done, because the vote is now! Thanks gang, but that's enough.

:45:24. > :45:25.now! Thanks gang, but that's enough. now! Thanks gang, but that's enough.

:45:25. > :45:26.now! Thanks gang, but that's enough. now! Thanks gang, but that's enough.

:45:26. > :45:27.You can now have your say - pick up You can now have your say - pick up

:45:27. > :45:28.You can now have your say - pick up You can now have your say - pick up

:45:28. > :45:29.your phones and log on to the your phones and log on to the

:45:29. > :45:35.your phones and log on to the website to vote for your favourite

:45:35. > :45:36.website to vote for your favourite website to vote for your favourite

:45:36. > :45:37.website to vote for your favourite to win. But this is the BBC, not

:45:37. > :45:38.to win. But this is the BBC, not to win. But this is the BBC, not

:45:38. > :45:39.some tin-pot dictatorship. When we some tin-pot dictatorship. When we

:45:39. > :45:40.some tin-pot dictatorship. When we some tin-pot dictatorship. When we

:45:40. > :45:41.do voting, we do it properly. There do voting, we do it properly. There

:45:41. > :45:42.do voting, we do it properly. There are Terms and there are Conditions.

:45:42. > :45:42.are Terms and there are Conditions. are Terms and there are Conditions.

:45:42. > :45:43.are Terms and there are Conditions. Often at the same time. And here

:45:43. > :45:44.Often at the same time. And here Often at the same time. And here

:45:44. > :45:45.with them is past Let's Dance with them is past Let's Dance

:45:45. > :45:49.with them is past Let's Dance finalists, Dani Harmer and Tyger

:45:49. > :45:53.Drew-Honey. Drew-Honey.

:45:53. > :45:54.Drew-Honey. Drew-Honey.

:45:54. > :45:55.You will remember us from 2012. You will remember us from 2012.

:45:55. > :45:57.You will remember us from 2012. I have been on Strictly Come

:45:57. > :45:58.I have been on Strictly Come I have been on Strictly Come

:45:58. > :46:00.I have been on Strictly Come Dancing since then. I have been in

:46:00. > :46:03.Dancing since then. I have been in an award-winning sitcom called

:46:04. > :46:05.an award-winning sitcom called an award-winning sitcom called

:46:05. > :46:07.outnumbered. I have been on CBBC. outnumbered. I have been on CBBC.

:46:07. > :46:08.outnumbered. I have been on CBBC. outnumbered. I have been on CBBC.

:46:08. > :46:09.And I have done over 200 voice- And I have done over 200 voice-

:46:09. > :46:12.And I have done over 200 voice- overs for television and radio. Do

:46:13. > :46:13.overs for television and radio. Do overs for television and radio. Do

:46:13. > :46:22.overs for television and radio. Do vote for the winner of Let's Dance

:46:23. > :46:30.vote for the winner of Let's Dance Alternatively, you can vote online

:46:30. > :46:34.Please make sure you get permission Please make sure you get permission

:46:34. > :46:35.Please make sure you get permission Please make sure you get permission

:46:35. > :46:43.before you call. The vote closes in before you call. The vote closes in

:46:43. > :46:49.We went too big, didn't we? I think We went too big, didn't we? I think

:46:49. > :46:50.We went too big, didn't we? I think We went too big, didn't we? I think

:46:50. > :46:57.we might have done. I think they we might have done. I think they

:46:57. > :46:58.we might have done. I think they are after our jobs. Now's your

:46:58. > :46:59.are after our jobs. Now's your are after our jobs. Now's your

:46:59. > :47:00.are after our jobs. Now's your chance to give one act a pass

:47:00. > :47:01.chance to give one act a pass chance to give one act a pass

:47:01. > :47:02.straight into our Grand Final. I straight into our Grand Final. I

:47:02. > :47:03.straight into our Grand Final. I straight into our Grand Final. I

:47:03. > :47:03.don't know if that's an act of don't know if that's an act of

:47:03. > :47:05.don't know if that's an act of kindness or cruelty, but it's

:47:05. > :47:06.kindness or cruelty, but it's kindness or cruelty, but it's

:47:06. > :47:07.happening either way. It's a tough happening either way. It's a tough

:47:07. > :47:08.happening either way. It's a tough happening either way. It's a tough

:47:08. > :47:08.choice, so to help you make it, choice, so to help you make it,

:47:08. > :47:09.choice, so to help you make it, we've put together this handy

:47:09. > :47:19.we've put together this handy pocket-sized reference to this

:47:19. > :47:19.

:47:19. > :48:55.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds

:48:55. > :48:56.Nave are all so brave. Now, so far Nave are all so brave. Now, so far

:48:56. > :48:57.Nave are all so brave. Now, so far this series we've seen two

:48:57. > :48:58.this series we've seen two this series we've seen two

:48:58. > :48:59.incredibly moving films from One incredibly moving films from One

:48:59. > :49:00.incredibly moving films from One Direction in Africa. As well as

:49:00. > :49:00.Direction in Africa. As well as Direction in Africa. As well as

:49:00. > :49:01.visiting hospitals there, Louis and visiting hospitals there, Louis and

:49:01. > :49:02.visiting hospitals there, Louis and visiting hospitals there, Louis and

:49:02. > :49:03.Niall also met up with two boys who Niall also met up with two boys who

:49:03. > :49:13.Niall also met up with two boys who spend their days scavenging on a

:49:13. > :49:15.We are in Africa exploring an We are in Africa exploring an

:49:15. > :49:17.We are in Africa exploring an enormous rubbish tip. Every way you

:49:17. > :49:17.enormous rubbish tip. Every way you enormous rubbish tip. Every way you

:49:17. > :49:27.look there are kids scavenging look there are kids scavenging

:49:27. > :49:29.

:49:29. > :49:30.look there are kids scavenging through the rubbish. They are 15

:49:30. > :49:32.through the rubbish. They are 15 through the rubbish. They are 15

:49:32. > :49:33.through the rubbish. They are 15 and 12. This is their job. They

:49:33. > :49:35.and 12. This is their job. They and 12. This is their job. They

:49:35. > :49:37.and 12. This is their job. They find it wires, it's burn them, get

:49:37. > :49:38.find it wires, it's burn them, get find it wires, it's burn them, get

:49:38. > :49:41.find it wires, it's burn them, get copper and sell it will stop make

:49:41. > :49:41.copper and sell it will stop make copper and sell it will stop make

:49:41. > :49:42.copper and sell it will stop make copper and sell it will stop make

:49:42. > :49:45.about 70p a day up to �3 at the about 70p a day up to �3 at the

:49:45. > :49:47.about 70p a day up to �3 at the about 70p a day up to �3 at the

:49:47. > :49:49.most. No one deserves this, it is most. No one deserves this, it is

:49:49. > :49:50.most. No one deserves this, it is most. No one deserves this, it is

:49:50. > :49:53.horrendous. You name it, it is in horrendous. You name it, it is in

:49:53. > :49:55.horrendous. You name it, it is in here. From human faeces to needles.

:49:55. > :49:56.here. From human faeces to needles. here. From human faeces to needles.

:49:56. > :50:00.here. From human faeces to needles. It is a swamp. He has massive cuts

:50:00. > :50:01.It is a swamp. He has massive cuts It is a swamp. He has massive cuts

:50:01. > :50:02.It is a swamp. He has massive cuts on his feet. They have burns on

:50:02. > :50:06.on his feet. They have burns on on his feet. They have burns on

:50:06. > :50:06.their hands. It is ridiculous. their hands. It is ridiculous.

:50:07. > :50:11.their hands. It is ridiculous. I aspirations, what do you dream

:50:11. > :50:13.I aspirations, what do you dream I aspirations, what do you dream

:50:13. > :50:14.about? They want to get an about? They want to get an

:50:14. > :50:21.about? They want to get an about? They want to get an

:50:21. > :50:22.education. He wants to be a doctor. education. He wants to be a doctor.

:50:22. > :50:25.education. He wants to be a doctor. education. He wants to be a doctor.

:50:25. > :50:26.education. He wants to be a doctor. And he wants to be a teacher.

:50:26. > :50:29.And he wants to be a teacher. And he wants to be a teacher.

:50:29. > :50:31.place that gives us despair, from place that gives us despair, from

:50:31. > :50:31.place that gives us despair, from place that gives us despair, from

:50:31. > :50:34.these two boys comes hope. You are these two boys comes hope. You are

:50:34. > :50:36.these two boys comes hope. You are so brave and hard-working for such

:50:36. > :50:40.so brave and hard-working for such so brave and hard-working for such

:50:40. > :50:42.young boys. It is remarkable, young boys. It is remarkable,

:50:42. > :50:44.young boys. It is remarkable, really. With your help, kids like

:50:44. > :50:45.really. With your help, kids like really. With your help, kids like

:50:45. > :50:47.really. With your help, kids like these don't have to live like this.

:50:47. > :50:48.these don't have to live like this. these don't have to live like this.

:50:48. > :50:49.Comic Relief are helping kids all Comic Relief are helping kids all

:50:49. > :50:50.Comic Relief are helping kids all Comic Relief are helping kids all

:50:50. > :50:55.over Africa to get an education and over Africa to get an education and

:50:55. > :50:57.over Africa to get an education and over Africa to get an education and

:50:57. > :50:58.the chance of a better future. the chance of a better future.

:50:58. > :51:00.the chance of a better future. would give anything to have the

:51:00. > :51:03.would give anything to have the would give anything to have the

:51:03. > :51:13.opportunity to learn. Why shouldn't opportunity to learn. Why shouldn't

:51:13. > :51:18.

:51:18. > :51:28.opportunity to learn. Why shouldn't Donating is as easy as sending a

:51:28. > :51:30.

:51:30. > :51:31.OK, time for tonight's first music OK, time for tonight's first music

:51:31. > :51:32.OK, time for tonight's first music performance. It's from a lady who

:51:32. > :51:33.performance. It's from a lady who fills stadiums, performs for

:51:33. > :51:33.fills stadiums, performs for fills stadiums, performs for

:51:33. > :51:34.thousands and sells millions of thousands and sells millions of

:51:34. > :51:35.thousands and sells millions of records. Shame she's hideous to

:51:35. > :51:36.look at. look at.

:51:36. > :51:37.look at. Nightmare. It's a world exclusive

:51:37. > :51:38.Nightmare. It's a world exclusive Nightmare. It's a world exclusive

:51:38. > :51:39.for Let's Dance. With her latest for Let's Dance. With her latest

:51:39. > :51:40.for Let's Dance. With her latest single, "Boomerang", please give a

:51:40. > :51:50.single, "Boomerang", please give a single, "Boomerang", please give a

:51:50. > :51:55.

:51:55. > :51:56.# Oh, you can turn me down, you can throw me.

:51:56. > :51:57.throw me. throw me.

:51:57. > :51:57.throw me. # Now, the harder out, the harder I

:51:57. > :51:58.# Now, the harder out, the harder I come back around.

:51:58. > :51:59.come back around. come back around.

:51:59. > :52:00.come back around. # You can break my heart but you

:52:00. > :52:01.# You can break my heart but you can't scratch my name.

:52:01. > :52:02.can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.

:52:02. > :52:06.can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.

:52:06. > :52:07.# I can take the hit cos I'm a boomerang.

:52:07. > :52:08.boomerang. boomerang.

:52:08. > :52:09.boomerang. # The world spit me out and now

:52:09. > :52:10.# The world spit me out and now we're spinning around.

:52:10. > :52:13.we're spinning around. we're spinning around.

:52:13. > :52:14.# Lost in a free fall. # Lost in a free fall.

:52:14. > :52:14.# Lost in a free fall. # Lost in a free fall.

:52:14. > :52:16.# For ever going down and breaking # For ever going down and breaking

:52:16. > :52:17.through the ground. through the ground.

:52:17. > :52:18.through the ground. through the ground.

:52:18. > :52:20.# When I thought I reached the end. # When I thought I reached the end.

:52:21. > :52:21.# When I thought I reached the end. I start to fall again.

:52:22. > :52:22.I start to fall again. I start to fall again.

:52:22. > :52:29.I start to fall again. # But I was taught to never

:52:29. > :52:30.surrender. surrender.

:52:30. > :52:32.surrender. surrender.

:52:32. > :52:33.# When it's hard to get up. # When it's hard to get up.

:52:33. > :52:37.# When it's hard to get up. # When it's hard to get up.

:52:37. > :52:38.# Going to fight till I can't spin and say.

:52:38. > :52:39.and say. and say.

:52:39. > :52:40.and say. and say.

:52:40. > :52:41.# Oh, you can turn me down, you can # Oh, you can turn me down, you can

:52:41. > :52:42.throw me now. throw me now.

:52:42. > :52:44.throw me now. throw me now.

:52:44. > :52:45.# The harder out the harder I come back around.

:52:45. > :52:46.back around. back around.

:52:46. > :52:49.back around. # You can break my heart, But you

:52:49. > :52:50.# You can break my heart, But you can't scratch my name.

:52:50. > :52:51.can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.

:52:51. > :52:53.can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.

:52:53. > :52:54.# I can take the hit because I'm a boomerang.

:52:55. > :52:55.boomerang. boomerang.

:52:55. > :53:05.boomerang. # I'm a boomerang. Oh, I'm a

:53:05. > :53:08.

:53:08. > :53:09.boomerang. boomerang.

:53:10. > :53:10.boomerang. boomerang.

:53:10. > :53:11.# Now I'm 10ft tall. All my # Now I'm 10ft tall. All my

:53:11. > :53:12.problems feel so small. problems feel so small.

:53:12. > :53:15.problems feel so small. problems feel so small.

:53:15. > :53:16.# Nothing in my way to make me change.

:53:16. > :53:17.change. change.

:53:17. > :53:19.change. # No ceiling to my sky, just open

:53:19. > :53:20.# No ceiling to my sky, just open space to fly.

:53:20. > :53:21.space to fly. space to fly.

:53:21. > :53:26.space to fly. # Every time I'm feeling down I

:53:26. > :53:27.# Every time I'm feeling down I turn it back around.

:53:27. > :53:28.turn it back around. turn it back around.

:53:28. > :53:31.turn it back around. # But I was taught to never

:53:31. > :53:32.surrender. surrender.

:53:32. > :53:33.surrender. surrender.

:53:33. > :53:40.# When it's hard to get up, going # When it's hard to get up, going

:53:40. > :53:42.# When it's hard to get up, going to fight till I can't.

:53:42. > :53:43.to fight till I can't. # Spin and say.

:53:43. > :53:44.# Spin and say. # Spin and say.

:53:44. > :53:45.# Spin and say. # Spin and say.

:53:45. > :53:46.# Oh, you can turn me down, you can # Oh, you can turn me down, you can

:53:46. > :53:47.throw me now. throw me now.

:53:47. > :53:48.throw me now. throw me now.

:53:48. > :53:49.# The harder out the harder I come back around.

:53:49. > :53:50.back around. back around.

:53:50. > :53:51.back around. # You can break my heart but you

:53:51. > :53:52.# You can break my heart but you can't scratch my name.

:53:52. > :53:53.can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.

:53:53. > :54:03.can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.

:54:03. > :54:14.

:54:14. > :54:15.# I can take the hit cos I'm a # Oh, even though I'm flying high,

:54:15. > :54:21.# Oh, even though I'm flying high, # Oh, even though I'm flying high,

:54:21. > :54:22.the sky can change one day. the sky can change one day.

:54:22. > :54:23.the sky can change one day. the sky can change one day.

:54:23. > :54:24.# I can hit some turbulence but who # I can hit some turbulence but who

:54:24. > :54:25.# I can hit some turbulence but who # I can hit some turbulence but who

:54:25. > :54:35.I am is never going to change. I am is never going to change.

:54:35. > :54:46.

:54:46. > :54:47.I am is never going to change. # Cos I'm a boomerang.

:54:47. > :54:48.# Cos I'm a boomerang. # Cos I'm a boomerang.

:54:48. > :54:49.# Cos I'm a boomerang. # Cos I'm a boomerang.

:54:49. > :54:49.# Oh, you can turn me down, you can # Oh, you can turn me down, you can

:54:49. > :54:50.throw me now. throw me now.

:54:51. > :54:52.throw me now. throw me now.

:54:52. > :54:53.# The harder out, the harder I come back around.

:54:53. > :54:54.back around. back around.

:54:54. > :54:55.back around. # You can break my heart, but you

:54:55. > :54:56.# You can break my heart, but you can't scratch my name.

:54:56. > :54:57.can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.

:54:57. > :55:07.can't scratch my name. #I can take the hit cos I'm a

:55:07. > :55:16.

:55:16. > :55:26.# I'm a boomerang. # I'm a boomerang.

:55:26. > :55:34.

:55:34. > :55:35.Thanks Nicole! She's doing her bit Thanks Nicole! She's doing her bit

:55:35. > :55:36.Thanks Nicole! She's doing her bit Thanks Nicole! She's doing her bit

:55:36. > :55:38.at the Give It Up For Comic Relief at the Give It Up For Comic Relief

:55:38. > :55:39.at the Give It Up For Comic Relief gig next week. Please keep on

:55:39. > :55:40.gig next week. Please keep on gig next week. Please keep on

:55:40. > :55:41.gig next week. Please keep on voting as we have five acts in here

:55:41. > :55:42.voting as we have five acts in here that deserve your unflinching

:55:42. > :55:42.that deserve your unflinching that deserve your unflinching

:55:42. > :55:43.that deserve your unflinching loyalty. Now, come with me in to

:55:44. > :55:44.loyalty. Now, come with me in to loyalty. Now, come with me in to

:55:45. > :55:45.the place that Time Out magazine the place that Time Out magazine

:55:45. > :55:52.the place that Time Out magazine called a "festering stinkhole" -

:55:52. > :55:53.called a "festering stinkhole" - called a "festering stinkhole" -

:55:53. > :55:54.it's Shenanigans! Supposed to be a it's Shenanigans! Supposed to be a

:55:54. > :56:00.it's Shenanigans! Supposed to be a it's Shenanigans! Supposed to be a

:56:00. > :56:01.party in here, where is the music? party in here, where is the music?

:56:02. > :56:02.party in here, where is the music? party in here, where is the music?

:56:02. > :56:04.She used to be the landlady. That She used to be the landlady. That

:56:04. > :56:09.She used to be the landlady. That She used to be the landlady. That

:56:09. > :56:11.do you want a martini. What are you do you want a martini. What are you

:56:11. > :56:13.do you want a martini. What are you do you want a martini. What are you

:56:13. > :56:15.doing? I said I used to be the doing? I said I used to be the

:56:15. > :56:17.doing? I said I used to be the landlady. Jodie Prenger is a star.

:56:17. > :56:18.landlady. Jodie Prenger is a star. landlady. Jodie Prenger is a star.

:56:18. > :56:20.Is there anybody here who is Is there anybody here who is

:56:20. > :56:24.Is there anybody here who is glamourous enough to step into her

:56:24. > :56:25.glamourous enough to step into her glamourous enough to step into her

:56:25. > :56:26.shoes? Anybody? Hello. I will give shoes? Anybody? Hello. I will give

:56:26. > :56:32.shoes? Anybody? Hello. I will give it a go. Nicole Scherzinger,

:56:32. > :56:33.it a go. Nicole Scherzinger, it a go. Nicole Scherzinger,

:56:33. > :56:34.everybody. The new landlady. Have everybody. The new landlady. Have

:56:34. > :56:37.everybody. The new landlady. Have everybody. The new landlady. Have

:56:37. > :56:39.you ever been a landlady be far? you ever been a landlady be far?

:56:39. > :56:40.you ever been a landlady be far? you ever been a landlady be far?

:56:40. > :56:41.I haven't. It is not just pulling I haven't. It is not just pulling

:56:41. > :56:48.I haven't. It is not just pulling I haven't. It is not just pulling

:56:48. > :56:50.pints or stock OK, I can do that. pints or stock OK, I can do that.

:56:50. > :56:51.pints or stock OK, I can do that. pints or stock OK, I can do that.

:56:51. > :56:55.You have to clean the toilets. You have to clean the toilets.

:56:55. > :56:56.You have to clean the toilets. You have to clean the toilets.

:56:56. > :56:57.can pour pints. Let us start with can pour pints. Let us start with

:56:57. > :56:57.can pour pints. Let us start with can pour pints. Let us start with

:56:57. > :57:00.the pines and then work up to the pines and then work up to

:57:00. > :57:01.the pines and then work up to cleaning the toilets. You have been

:57:01. > :57:01.cleaning the toilets. You have been cleaning the toilets. You have been

:57:02. > :57:05.working for Comic Relief, Red Nose working for Comic Relief, Red Nose

:57:05. > :57:06.working for Comic Relief, Red Nose working for Comic Relief, Red Nose

:57:06. > :57:08.Day, what is going on? I am so Day, what is going on? I am so

:57:08. > :57:10.Day, what is going on? I am so excited with Russell Brand. Russell

:57:10. > :57:11.excited with Russell Brand. Russell excited with Russell Brand. Russell

:57:11. > :57:12.excited with Russell Brand. Russell Brand at Wembley? Doing a show in a

:57:12. > :57:14.Brand at Wembley? Doing a show in a Brand at Wembley? Doing a show in a

:57:14. > :57:15.Brand at Wembley? Doing a show in a few days for Comic Relief will stop,

:57:15. > :57:16.few days for Comic Relief will stop, few days for Comic Relief will stop,

:57:16. > :57:17.few days for Comic Relief will stop, the wait to see that. But the

:57:17. > :57:18.the wait to see that. But the the wait to see that. But the

:57:18. > :57:20.the wait to see that. But the reality is, you are not a pop star

:57:20. > :57:21.reality is, you are not a pop star reality is, you are not a pop star

:57:21. > :57:23.reality is, you are not a pop star at the moment, you are the landlady

:57:23. > :57:25.at the moment, you are the landlady of Shenanigans. A-barrel need

:57:25. > :57:27.of Shenanigans. A-barrel need of Shenanigans. A-barrel need

:57:27. > :57:29.of Shenanigans. A-barrel need changing. Just do it, just do it.

:57:29. > :57:39.changing. Just do it, just do it. changing. Just do it, just do it.

:57:39. > :57:44.

:57:44. > :57:45.Where is Lee Nelson? What is You have come back. Banks were

:57:45. > :57:46.You have come back. Banks were You have come back. Banks were

:57:46. > :57:47.You have come back. Banks were doing the show. This means a lot,

:57:47. > :57:48.doing the show. This means a lot, doing the show. This means a lot,

:57:48. > :57:50.doing the show. This means a lot, it is your second time here. You

:57:50. > :57:52.it is your second time here. You it is your second time here. You

:57:52. > :57:56.it is your second time here. You want to win. No, man, it is Comic

:57:56. > :57:57.want to win. No, man, it is Comic want to win. No, man, it is Comic

:57:57. > :57:59.Relief. You was sitting beneath the Relief. You was sitting beneath the

:57:59. > :58:01.Relief. You was sitting beneath the list of champions. What would it

:58:01. > :58:03.list of champions. What would it list of champions. What would it

:58:03. > :58:05.list of champions. What would it mean to you to be under Roland?

:58:05. > :58:05.mean to you to be under Roland? mean to you to be under Roland?

:58:05. > :58:11.mean to you to be under Roland? have wanted to be under a few

:58:11. > :58:14.have wanted to be under a few have wanted to be under a few

:58:14. > :58:15.people, but not Rowland. Rufus people, but not Rowland. Rufus

:58:15. > :58:16.people, but not Rowland. Rufus people, but not Rowland. Rufus

:58:16. > :58:18.dressed as Cheryl coal, I will take dressed as Cheryl coal, I will take

:58:18. > :58:19.dressed as Cheryl coal, I will take dressed as Cheryl coal, I will take

:58:19. > :58:26.that. You did it, you went out that. You did it, you went out

:58:26. > :58:26.that. You did it, you went out that. You did it, you went out

:58:26. > :58:27.there and you were amazing. I felt there and you were amazing. I felt

:58:27. > :58:33.there and you were amazing. I felt like another Darcey Bussell. It was

:58:33. > :58:34.like another Darcey Bussell. It was like another Darcey Bussell. It was

:58:34. > :58:36.amazing. You have dreamt of this amazing. You have dreamt of this

:58:36. > :58:37.amazing. You have dreamt of this moment for almost three weeks.

:58:38. > :58:39.moment for almost three weeks. moment for almost three weeks.

:58:39. > :58:43.have, every minute of every day. have, every minute of every day.

:58:43. > :58:46.have, every minute of every day. have, every minute of every day.

:58:47. > :58:47.You did it. Well done. I hear a You did it. Well done. I hear a

:58:47. > :58:49.You did it. Well done. I hear a rumour and that you injured

:58:49. > :58:49.rumour and that you injured rumour and that you injured

:58:49. > :58:52.yourself. You almost did not make yourself. You almost did not make

:58:53. > :58:54.yourself. You almost did not make yourself. You almost did not make

:58:54. > :58:55.it on the show. Because I had to it on the show. Because I had to

:58:55. > :58:57.it on the show. Because I had to it on the show. Because I had to

:58:57. > :58:58.pretend I was in love with him, my pretend I was in love with him, my

:58:59. > :59:00.pretend I was in love with him, my pretend I was in love with him, my

:59:00. > :59:02.neck went into spasm. It was a big neck went into spasm. It was a big

:59:02. > :59:03.neck went into spasm. It was a big neck went into spasm. It was a big

:59:03. > :59:06.drama. I had to have Visio. Trying drama. I had to have Visio. Trying

:59:06. > :59:11.drama. I had to have Visio. Trying to get into character. --

:59:11. > :59:14.to get into character. -- to get into character. --

:59:14. > :59:17.physiotherapy. You know what it is physiotherapy. You know what it is

:59:17. > :59:22.physiotherapy. You know what it is physiotherapy. You know what it is

:59:22. > :59:24.like. Well done. Alex, back to you. like. Well done. Alex, back to you.

:59:24. > :59:25.like. Well done. Alex, back to you. I like that Nicole Scherzinger is

:59:25. > :59:27.I like that Nicole Scherzinger is I like that Nicole Scherzinger is

:59:27. > :59:29.juggling red noses in the juggling red noses in the

:59:29. > :59:30.juggling red noses in the background. What have Cliff Richard

:59:30. > :59:33.background. What have Cliff Richard background. What have Cliff Richard

:59:33. > :59:35.background. What have Cliff Richard and Right Said Fred got in common?

:59:35. > :59:36.and Right Said Fred got in common? and Right Said Fred got in common?

:59:36. > :59:37.They are albums that Steve Jones They are albums that Steve Jones

:59:37. > :59:40.They are albums that Steve Jones They are albums that Steve Jones

:59:40. > :59:46.plays in his car and they have plays in his car and they have

:59:46. > :59:49.recorded Comic Relief records. recorded Comic Relief records.

:59:49. > :59:51.recorded Comic Relief records. Twenty-five years of Red Nose Day.

:59:51. > :59:57.Twenty-five years of Red Nose Day. Twenty-five years of Red Nose Day.

:59:58. > :00:00.Twenty-five years of Red Nose Day. It is totally famous for its songs.

:00:00. > :00:10.It is totally famous for its songs. It is totally famous for its songs.

:00:10. > :00:11.

:00:11. > :00:12.My favourite memory? 1997, the My favourite memory? 1997, the

:00:12. > :00:15.My favourite memory? 1997, the My favourite memory? 1997, the

:00:15. > :00:17.Spice Girls. Who do you think you Spice Girls. Who do you think you

:00:17. > :00:19.Spice Girls. Who do you think you Spice Girls. Who do you think you

:00:19. > :00:20.are? I was in love with the Spice are? I was in love with the Spice

:00:20. > :00:22.are? I was in love with the Spice are? I was in love with the Spice

:00:22. > :00:28.Girls. He would you be?Scary Spice. Girls. He would you be?Scary Spice.

:00:28. > :00:29.Girls. He would you be?Scary Spice. They are incredible. 2011, we were

:00:29. > :00:36.They are incredible. 2011, we were They are incredible. 2011, we were

:00:36. > :00:41.They are incredible. 2011, we were in love with Take That. Along comes

:00:41. > :00:51.in love with Take That. Along comes in love with Take That. Along comes

:00:51. > :00:52.Fake That. We had John Bishop, Fake That. We had John Bishop,

:00:52. > :00:53.Fake That. We had John Bishop, Catherine Tate. You get red nose

:00:53. > :00:56.Catherine Tate. You get red nose Catherine Tate. You get red nose

:00:56. > :01:06.Catherine Tate. You get red nose magic. That is what we want. Peter

:01:06. > :01:07.

:01:07. > :01:09.magic. That is what we want. Peter magic. That is what we want. Peter

:01:09. > :01:09.Cave. -- Kaye. All these people Cave. -- Kaye. All these people

:01:09. > :01:13.Cave. -- Kaye. All these people kept coming along, from the

:01:13. > :01:14.kept coming along, from the kept coming along, from the

:01:14. > :01:15.kept coming along, from the Seventies. What a way to kill a

:01:15. > :01:17.Seventies. What a way to kill a Seventies. What a way to kill a

:01:17. > :01:20.perfectly good song stone dead. perfectly good song stone dead.

:01:20. > :01:21.perfectly good song stone dead. When Ronnie Corbett was on the

:01:21. > :01:22.When Ronnie Corbett was on the When Ronnie Corbett was on the

:01:22. > :01:24.treadmill and dropped off it. treadmill and dropped off it.

:01:24. > :01:25.treadmill and dropped off it. disappeared from view. I did not

:01:25. > :01:30.disappeared from view. I did not disappeared from view. I did not

:01:30. > :01:31.know whether it was an assassin. know whether it was an assassin.

:01:31. > :01:32.know whether it was an assassin. There have been 16 singles. How

:01:32. > :01:36.There have been 16 singles. How There have been 16 singles. How

:01:36. > :01:38.There have been 16 singles. How many got to number one? 10. What is

:01:38. > :01:40.many got to number one? 10. What is many got to number one? 10. What is

:01:40. > :01:42.great is that One Direction, their great is that One Direction, their

:01:42. > :01:44.great is that One Direction, their single has reached number one,

:01:44. > :01:46.single has reached number one, single has reached number one,

:01:46. > :01:47.making it the fastest-selling of making it the fastest-selling of

:01:47. > :01:54.making it the fastest-selling of the Year. Give your money for

:01:54. > :01:56.charity. charity.

:01:56. > :01:57.charity. charity.

:01:57. > :01:59.Well done to One Direction. I am Well done to One Direction. I am

:01:59. > :02:01.laughing after Ronnie Corbett laughing after Ronnie Corbett

:02:01. > :02:02.laughing after Ronnie Corbett laughing after Ronnie Corbett

:02:02. > :02:03.laughing after Ronnie Corbett falling off the treadmill. Please

:02:03. > :02:06.falling off the treadmill. Please falling off the treadmill. Please

:02:06. > :02:07.falling off the treadmill. Please keep sending your donations.

:02:07. > :02:10.keep sending your donations. keep sending your donations.

:02:10. > :02:11.Details on the screen right now. Details on the screen right now.

:02:11. > :02:14.Details on the screen right now. Details on the screen right now.

:02:14. > :02:16.The mood in Shenanigans is the same, The mood in Shenanigans is the same,

:02:16. > :02:18.The mood in Shenanigans is the same, it reeks of glamour and exclusivity.

:02:18. > :02:19.it reeks of glamour and exclusivity. it reeks of glamour and exclusivity.

:02:19. > :02:20.Our bouncer turned away Sue Pollard. Our bouncer turned away Sue Pollard.

:02:20. > :02:22.Our bouncer turned away Sue Pollard. Our bouncer turned away Sue Pollard.

:02:22. > :02:28.If your name is on the list, you If your name is on the list, you

:02:28. > :02:30.If your name is on the list, you are not coming in! Seriously, clean

:02:30. > :02:31.are not coming in! Seriously, clean are not coming in! Seriously, clean

:02:31. > :02:32.are not coming in! Seriously, clean the toilets. I tell you what, this

:02:32. > :02:33.the toilets. I tell you what, this the toilets. I tell you what, this

:02:33. > :02:35.the toilets. I tell you what, this little monkey knows how to

:02:35. > :02:37.little monkey knows how to little monkey knows how to

:02:37. > :02:39.gatecrash. Are you happy with that? gatecrash. Are you happy with that?

:02:39. > :02:40.gatecrash. Are you happy with that? gatecrash. Are you happy with that?

:02:40. > :02:44.I am happy with that. I wanted him I am happy with that. I wanted him

:02:44. > :02:46.I am happy with that. I wanted him I am happy with that. I wanted him

:02:46. > :02:51.I am happy with that. I wanted him to be there. Voting lines are done.

:02:51. > :02:52.to be there. Voting lines are done. to be there. Voting lines are done.

:02:52. > :02:56.to be there. Voting lines are done. You can start voting. Can I pet

:02:56. > :02:58.You can start voting. Can I pet You can start voting. Can I pet

:02:58. > :02:58.You can start voting. Can I pet You can start voting. Can I pet

:02:58. > :03:00.him? Touch me all you like.What a him? Touch me all you like.What a

:03:00. > :03:01.him? Touch me all you like.What a him? Touch me all you like.What a

:03:01. > :03:03.him? Touch me all you like.What a strange show. I get to interview a

:03:03. > :03:04.strange show. I get to interview a strange show. I get to interview a

:03:04. > :03:08.strange show. I get to interview a fox and a monkey. I have a special

:03:08. > :03:13.fox and a monkey. I have a special fox and a monkey. I have a special

:03:13. > :03:14.treat. Look at the monitor. When treat. Look at the monitor. When

:03:14. > :03:16.treat. Look at the monitor. When treat. Look at the monitor. When

:03:16. > :03:16.you were five you went to ballet you were five you went to ballet

:03:16. > :03:19.you were five you went to ballet you were five you went to ballet

:03:19. > :03:20.class and at the end of term, they class and at the end of term, they

:03:20. > :03:22.class and at the end of term, they said you were ballet material. You

:03:22. > :03:24.said you were ballet material. You said you were ballet material. You

:03:24. > :03:29.said you were ballet material. You said no, I want to stop. You said

:03:29. > :03:29.said no, I want to stop. You said said no, I want to stop. You said

:03:29. > :03:31.because it is pretentious. because it is pretentious.

:03:31. > :03:33.because it is pretentious. wonderful Tom Conti. The father of

:03:33. > :03:35.wonderful Tom Conti. The father of wonderful Tom Conti. The father of

:03:35. > :03:38.wonderful Tom Conti. The father of Nina Conti. That is very nice!Good

:03:38. > :03:40.Nina Conti. That is very nice!Good Nina Conti. That is very nice!Good

:03:40. > :03:41.luck later on. Vanessa Feltz. I luck later on. Vanessa Feltz. I

:03:41. > :03:43.luck later on. Vanessa Feltz. I have to ask, I cannot workout

:03:43. > :03:43.have to ask, I cannot workout have to ask, I cannot workout

:03:43. > :03:47.have to ask, I cannot workout whether you like or hated your

:03:47. > :03:49.whether you like or hated your whether you like or hated your

:03:49. > :03:50.performance. I do not know, either performance. I do not know, either

:03:50. > :03:51.performance. I do not know, either it was exquisite, otherwise it

:03:51. > :03:53.it was exquisite, otherwise it it was exquisite, otherwise it

:03:53. > :03:54.it was exquisite, otherwise it might have been a hellish moment. I

:03:54. > :03:55.might have been a hellish moment. I might have been a hellish moment. I

:03:55. > :03:57.might have been a hellish moment. I will leave it to my family and

:03:57. > :04:01.will leave it to my family and will leave it to my family and

:04:01. > :04:02.friends. Where is the message from friends. Where is the message from

:04:02. > :04:02.friends. Where is the message from friends. Where is the message from

:04:02. > :04:03.my father? Are you still my father? my father? Are you still my father?

:04:03. > :04:06.my father? Are you still my father? my father? Are you still my father?

:04:06. > :04:08.He might not speak to me again! He might not speak to me again!

:04:08. > :04:09.He might not speak to me again! He might not speak to me again!

:04:09. > :04:12.it was fantastic. Good luck. We can it was fantastic. Good luck. We can

:04:12. > :04:14.it was fantastic. Good luck. We can speak about last week. Rosemary

:04:14. > :04:15.speak about last week. Rosemary speak about last week. Rosemary

:04:15. > :04:17.performed. Many people said it was performed. Many people said it was

:04:17. > :04:17.performed. Many people said it was performed. Many people said it was

:04:17. > :04:18.the worst thing to happen in the the worst thing to happen in the

:04:18. > :04:19.the worst thing to happen in the the worst thing to happen in the

:04:19. > :04:20.history of the world. It was not history of the world. It was not

:04:20. > :04:24.history of the world. It was not history of the world. It was not

:04:24. > :04:25.that bad. It was close. This week, that bad. It was close. This week,

:04:25. > :04:30.that bad. It was close. This week, that bad. It was close. This week,

:04:30. > :04:31.that bad. It was close. This week, I said I would sing a song. I am

:04:31. > :04:32.I said I would sing a song. I am I said I would sing a song. I am

:04:32. > :04:36.I said I would sing a song. I am not going to sing on my own. Would

:04:36. > :04:36.not going to sing on my own. Would not going to sing on my own. Would

:04:36. > :04:39.not going to sing on my own. Would anybody sing with me? I will sing

:04:39. > :04:49.anybody sing with me? I will sing anybody sing with me? I will sing

:04:49. > :04:53.

:04:53. > :04:54.anybody sing with me? I will sing with you. This is happening. Hit it.

:04:54. > :05:02.with you. This is happening. Hit it. with you. This is happening. Hit it.

:05:02. > :05:03.# Who knows what tomorrow brings? # Who knows what tomorrow brings?

:05:03. > :05:06.# Who knows what tomorrow brings? # Who knows what tomorrow brings?

:05:06. > :05:08.# Who knows what tomorrow brings? All I know is the way I feel, and

:05:08. > :05:16.All I know is the way I feel, and All I know is the way I feel, and

:05:16. > :05:22.All I know is the way I feel, and it is real. I keep it alive. The

:05:22. > :05:23.it is real. I keep it alive. The it is real. I keep it alive. The

:05:24. > :05:33.road is long. There are mountains. road is long. There are mountains.

:05:34. > :05:36.

:05:37. > :05:42.road is long. There are mountains. road is long. There are mountains.

:05:42. > :05:45.In our way. Love lifts us up where In our way. Love lifts us up where

:05:45. > :05:46.In our way. Love lifts us up where In our way. Love lifts us up where

:05:46. > :05:50.we belong. Where the Eagles fly. On we belong. Where the Eagles fly. On

:05:50. > :05:51.we belong. Where the Eagles fly. On we belong. Where the Eagles fly. On

:05:51. > :05:56.a mountain, high. Love lifts us up a mountain, high. Love lifts us up

:05:56. > :05:59.a mountain, high. Love lifts us up a mountain, high. Love lifts us up

:05:59. > :06:01.where we belong. The world we know, where we belong. The world we know,

:06:01. > :06:07.where we belong. The world we know, up whether fair wind blows.

:06:07. > :06:09.up whether fair wind blows. up whether fair wind blows.

:06:09. > :06:10.up whether fair wind blows. APPLAUSE That is how you do it.

:06:10. > :06:13.APPLAUSE That is how you do it. APPLAUSE That is how you do it.

:06:13. > :06:18.APPLAUSE That is how you do it. APPLAUSE That is how you do it.

:06:18. > :06:19.He has been desperate to do that. He has been desperate to do that.

:06:19. > :06:24.He has been desperate to do that. Your donations also help people in

:06:24. > :06:26.the UK. the UK.

:06:26. > :06:28.the UK. The money you donate tonight helps

:06:28. > :06:30.The money you donate tonight helps vulnerable people facing poverty,

:06:30. > :06:32.vulnerable people facing poverty, discrimination, and disadvantage,

:06:32. > :06:35.discrimination, and disadvantage, discrimination, and disadvantage,

:06:35. > :06:37.discrimination, and disadvantage, to turn their lives around. Did you

:06:37. > :06:39.to turn their lives around. Did you to turn their lives around. Did you

:06:39. > :06:39.to turn their lives around. Did you know 40% of the money Comic Relief

:06:40. > :06:42.know 40% of the money Comic Relief know 40% of the money Comic Relief

:06:42. > :06:42.know 40% of the money Comic Relief raises get spent in the UK? These

:06:42. > :06:46.raises get spent in the UK? These raises get spent in the UK? These

:06:46. > :06:47.raises get spent in the UK? These are ways in which your money is

:06:47. > :06:50.are ways in which your money is are ways in which your money is

:06:50. > :06:51.helping to make a lasting change. helping to make a lasting change.

:06:51. > :06:54.helping to make a lasting change. Helping people who have nowhere to

:06:54. > :06:56.Helping people who have nowhere to Helping people who have nowhere to

:06:56. > :06:56.Helping people who have nowhere to live. This is the most social thing

:06:57. > :06:58.live. This is the most social thing live. This is the most social thing

:06:58. > :06:59.live. This is the most social thing I do and for many people in the

:06:59. > :07:00.I do and for many people in the I do and for many people in the

:07:00. > :07:01.choir, it is the only communal choir, it is the only communal

:07:01. > :07:02.choir, it is the only communal choir, it is the only communal

:07:02. > :07:04.moment and it is for me as well moment and it is for me as well

:07:04. > :07:05.moment and it is for me as well moment and it is for me as well

:07:05. > :07:08.most of the time. Using sport to most of the time. Using sport to

:07:08. > :07:09.most of the time. Using sport to make positive change. They come in,

:07:09. > :07:11.make positive change. They come in, make positive change. They come in,

:07:11. > :07:13.the friendship, it keeps you fit, the friendship, it keeps you fit,

:07:13. > :07:14.the friendship, it keeps you fit, rather than being at home and

:07:14. > :07:15.rather than being at home and rather than being at home and

:07:15. > :07:16.hanging around on the streets, it hanging around on the streets, it

:07:17. > :07:19.hanging around on the streets, it is great for them. Helping people

:07:19. > :07:21.is great for them. Helping people is great for them. Helping people

:07:21. > :07:22.to deal with addiction. Before I to deal with addiction. Before I

:07:22. > :07:23.to deal with addiction. Before I to deal with addiction. Before I

:07:23. > :07:24.came here I was an alcoholic and came here I was an alcoholic and

:07:24. > :07:26.came here I was an alcoholic and they have changed my life. They

:07:26. > :07:28.they have changed my life. They they have changed my life. They

:07:28. > :07:32.have changed everything I used to have changed everything I used to

:07:32. > :07:34.have changed everything I used to do. And supporting carers. We do

:07:34. > :07:35.do. And supporting carers. We do do. And supporting carers. We do

:07:35. > :07:37.activities and overnight stays. I activities and overnight stays. I

:07:37. > :07:39.activities and overnight stays. I activities and overnight stays. I

:07:39. > :07:40.enjoy coming here. It gives us a enjoy coming here. It gives us a

:07:40. > :07:42.enjoy coming here. It gives us a break. But we simply cannot carry

:07:42. > :07:42.break. But we simply cannot carry break. But we simply cannot carry

:07:42. > :07:43.break. But we simply cannot carry out the crucial work in the UK

:07:43. > :07:49.out the crucial work in the UK out the crucial work in the UK

:07:49. > :07:50.out the crucial work in the UK without your help. Please don't

:07:50. > :07:55.without your help. Please don't without your help. Please don't

:07:55. > :07:56.eight. It will make a difference. eight. It will make a difference.

:07:56. > :07:58.eight. It will make a difference. eight. It will make a difference.

:07:58. > :08:01.Pick up the telephone and text the Pick up the telephone and text the

:08:01. > :08:02.Pick up the telephone and text the Pick up the telephone and text the

:08:02. > :08:08.word yes. It will cost �5 plus the word yes. It will cost �5 plus the

:08:08. > :08:11.standard network message charge. standard network message charge.

:08:11. > :08:13.standard network message charge. Ask permission from the bill payer.

:08:13. > :08:14.Ask permission from the bill payer. Ask permission from the bill payer.

:08:14. > :08:15.Ask permission from the bill payer. And now the results are coming up

:08:15. > :08:17.And now the results are coming up And now the results are coming up

:08:17. > :08:18.And now the results are coming up shortly. While we wait, we have a

:08:18. > :08:20.shortly. While we wait, we have a shortly. While we wait, we have a

:08:20. > :08:22.treat. Millions of people around treat. Millions of people around

:08:22. > :08:22.treat. Millions of people around treat. Millions of people around

:08:22. > :08:26.the world would give anything to be the world would give anything to be

:08:26. > :08:27.the world would give anything to be in the studio. No, not because

:08:27. > :08:29.in the studio. No, not because in the studio. No, not because

:08:29. > :08:31.Vanessa Feltz is dressed as Cher. Vanessa Feltz is dressed as Cher.

:08:31. > :08:32.Vanessa Feltz is dressed as Cher. Vanessa Feltz is dressed as Cher.

:08:32. > :08:34.It is because of the next Star, the It is because of the next Star, the

:08:34. > :08:35.It is because of the next Star, the It is because of the next Star, the

:08:35. > :08:37.face on every bedroom wall in the face on every bedroom wall in the

:08:37. > :08:38.face on every bedroom wall in the face on every bedroom wall in the

:08:38. > :08:48.world, including my own! It is the world, including my own! It is the

:08:48. > :08:50.

:08:50. > :08:51.# You're beautiful, beautiful, you # You're beautiful, beautiful, you

:08:51. > :08:53.should know it. should know it.

:08:53. > :08:55.# You're beautiful,beautiful, you # You're beautiful,beautiful, you

:08:56. > :08:57.should know it. should know it.

:08:57. > :08:57.should know it. should know it.

:08:57. > :09:00.# I think it's time, think it's # I think it's time, think it's

:09:00. > :09:06.# I think it's time, think it's time that you show it.

:09:06. > :09:07.time that you show it. # You're beautiful, beautiful.

:09:07. > :09:08.# You're beautiful, beautiful. # You're beautiful, beautiful.

:09:08. > :09:09.# You're beautiful, beautiful. # Well, baby, what you doing, where

:09:09. > :09:10.# Well, baby, what you doing, where # Well, baby, what you doing, where

:09:10. > :09:11.you at? Where you at? you at? Where you at?

:09:11. > :09:11.you at? Where you at? you at? Where you at?

:09:11. > :09:12.# Why you acting so shy, holding # Why you acting so shy, holding

:09:12. > :09:13.back, holding back? back, holding back?

:09:13. > :09:15.back, holding back? back, holding back?

:09:15. > :09:16.# We're not the only ones doing it like that.

:09:16. > :09:21.like that. like that.

:09:22. > :09:23.# So, DJ, bring that back. # So, DJ, bring that back.

:09:23. > :09:23.# So, DJ, bring that back. # So, DJ, bring that back.

:09:23. > :09:27.# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,

:09:27. > :09:28.# Cos all around the world, world, world, people want to be loved.

:09:28. > :09:28.world, people want to be loved. world, people want to be loved.

:09:29. > :09:29.world, people want to be loved. # Cos all around the world, world,

:09:30. > :09:35.# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,

:09:36. > :09:37.world, they're no different than us. world, they're no different than us.

:09:37. > :09:37.world, they're no different than us. world, they're no different than us.

:09:37. > :09:42.# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,

:09:42. > :09:43.# Cos all around the world, world, world, people want to be loved.

:09:43. > :09:44.world, people want to be loved. world, people want to be loved.

:09:44. > :09:45.world, people want to be loved. # Cos all around the world, world,

:09:45. > :09:52.# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,

:09:52. > :09:53.world, they're no different than us. world, they're no different than us.

:09:53. > :09:56.world, they're no different than us. # You're crazy girl, crazy girl,

:09:56. > :09:57.# You're crazy girl, crazy girl, you should know it.

:09:57. > :09:58.you should know it. you should know it.

:09:58. > :09:59.# You're crazy girl, crazy girl, # You're crazy girl, crazy girl,

:10:00. > :10:00.don't control it. don't control it.

:10:01. > :10:09.don't control it. don't control it.

:10:09. > :10:10.# Light it up, light it up, so explosive.

:10:10. > :10:11.explosive. explosive.

:10:11. > :10:12.# You're crazy girl, crazy girl, girl.

:10:12. > :10:12.girl. girl.

:10:12. > :10:13.girl. # Well, baby what you doing, where

:10:13. > :10:14.you at? you at?

:10:14. > :10:15.you at? you at?

:10:15. > :10:16.# Why you acting so shy, holding # Why you acting so shy, holding

:10:16. > :10:17.back, holding back? back, holding back?

:10:17. > :10:22.back, holding back? back, holding back?

:10:22. > :10:23.# We're not the only ones doing it like that.

:10:23. > :10:25.like that. like that.

:10:25. > :10:26.like that. # So DJ bring that, bring that back.

:10:26. > :10:27.# So DJ bring that, bring that back. # So DJ bring that, bring that back.

:10:27. > :10:28.# So DJ bring that, bring that back. # Cos all around the world people

:10:28. > :10:29.# Cos all around the world people want to be loved.

:10:29. > :10:30.want to be loved. want to be loved.

:10:30. > :10:31.want to be loved. # And all around the world, world,

:10:31. > :10:37.# And all around the world, world, # And all around the world, world,

:10:37. > :10:38.world, they're no different than us. world, they're no different than us.

:10:38. > :10:39.world, they're no different than us. world, they're no different than us.

:10:39. > :10:49.# And all around the world, world, # And all around the world, world,

:10:49. > :10:56.

:10:56. > :10:57.# And all around the world, world, world, people want to be loved.

:10:57. > :10:58.world, people want to be loved. world, people want to be loved.

:10:58. > :10:59.world, people want to be loved. # Cos all around the world, world,

:10:59. > :10:59.# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,

:10:59. > :11:00.world,they're no different than us. world,they're no different than us.

:11:01. > :11:01.world,they're no different than us. world,they're no different than us.

:11:01. > :11:02.# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,

:11:02. > :11:03.# Cos all around the world, world, world, people want to be loved.

:11:03. > :11:04.world, people want to be loved. world, people want to be loved.

:11:04. > :11:05.world, people want to be loved. # Cos all around the world, world,

:11:05. > :11:09.# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,

:11:09. > :11:13.world, they're no different than us. world, they're no different than us.

:11:13. > :11:17.world, they're no different than us. # Cos ll around the world.

:11:17. > :11:21.# Cos ll around the world. APPLAUSE Steve Jones favourite,

:11:21. > :11:23.Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber.

:11:23. > :11:24.Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber.

:11:24. > :11:26.These cards hold the results of the These cards hold the results of the

:11:26. > :11:26.These cards hold the results of the These cards hold the results of the

:11:27. > :11:29.vote. They are the free passes into vote. They are the free passes into

:11:29. > :11:31.vote. They are the free passes into vote. They are the free passes into

:11:31. > :11:32.a world of wonder and dreams, next a world of wonder and dreams, next

:11:32. > :11:33.a world of wonder and dreams, next week's final. These are the golden

:11:33. > :11:39.week's final. These are the golden week's final. These are the golden

:11:39. > :11:41.tickets. I am Willy Wonka. Five tickets. I am Willy Wonka. Five

:11:41. > :11:42.tickets. I am Willy Wonka. Five tickets. I am Willy Wonka. Five

:11:42. > :11:43.performed but only two can make it performed but only two can make it

:11:43. > :11:48.performed but only two can make it performed but only two can make it

:11:48. > :11:49.to the final. Which two will it be? to the final. Which two will it be?

:11:49. > :11:52.to the final. Which two will it be? to the final. Which two will it be?

:11:52. > :11:56.And Boom boom boom, let me hear you And Boom boom boom, let me hear you

:11:56. > :11:57.And Boom boom boom, let me hear you say way-oh. Please welcome the

:11:57. > :12:07.say way-oh. Please welcome the say way-oh. Please welcome the

:12:07. > :12:30.

:12:30. > :12:31.celebrity dancer's back to the There they are. The two acts with

:12:31. > :12:31.There they are. The two acts with There they are. The two acts with

:12:31. > :12:32.There they are. The two acts with the fewest votes will be asked to

:12:32. > :12:33.the fewest votes will be asked to the fewest votes will be asked to

:12:33. > :12:34.leave the stage, to burn their leave the stage, to burn their

:12:34. > :12:35.leave the stage, to burn their leave the stage, to burn their

:12:35. > :12:36.Lycra and move away from the leg- Lycra and move away from the leg-

:12:36. > :12:37.Lycra and move away from the leg- warmers. But the act with the

:12:37. > :12:38.warmers. But the act with the warmers. But the act with the

:12:38. > :12:39.highest number of public votes will highest number of public votes will

:12:39. > :12:40.highest number of public votes will have a guaranteed place in the

:12:40. > :12:41.Final. Final.

:12:41. > :12:43.Final. Acts, are you ready? Audience, are

:12:43. > :12:52.Acts, are you ready? Audience, are Acts, are you ready? Audience, are

:12:52. > :12:56.you ready? Nicole, are you ready? you ready? Nicole, are you ready?

:12:56. > :13:02.you ready? Nicole, are you ready? you ready? Nicole, are you ready?

:13:02. > :13:03.Get on with it. Good. Here we go. Get on with it. Good. Here we go.

:13:03. > :13:13.Get on with it. Good. Here we go. The first act to leave the

:13:13. > :13:21.

:13:21. > :13:22.Ore Oduba and Sonali Shah. The Ore Oduba and Sonali Shah. The

:13:22. > :13:28.Ore Oduba and Sonali Shah. The second act to leave Let's Dance

:13:28. > :13:32.second act to leave Let's Dance second act to leave Let's Dance

:13:32. > :13:33.is... Nina Conti. Blame the monkey. is... Nina Conti. Blame the monkey.

:13:33. > :13:35.is... Nina Conti. Blame the monkey. is... Nina Conti. Blame the monkey.

:13:35. > :13:35.We would like to give you the We would like to give you the

:13:35. > :13:37.opportunity to leave the opportunity to leave the

:13:37. > :13:38.opportunity to leave the competition with dignity, but that

:13:39. > :13:40.competition with dignity, but that competition with dignity, but that

:13:40. > :13:41.competition with dignity, but that is not an option. It you would like

:13:41. > :13:51.is not an option. It you would like is not an option. It you would like

:13:51. > :13:59.

:13:59. > :14:09.is not an option. It you would like to just go, that it would be great.

:14:09. > :14:15.

:14:15. > :14:16.to just go, that it would be great. Three acts left. The act with the

:14:16. > :14:17.Three acts left. The act with the Three acts left. The act with the

:14:17. > :14:27.most public votes and going most public votes and going

:14:27. > :14:48.

:14:48. > :14:54.most public votes and going She is stunned. Brilliant. Just two

:14:54. > :14:55.She is stunned. Brilliant. Just two She is stunned. Brilliant. Just two

:14:55. > :14:57.Act remain. Youth are the runners Act remain. Youth are the runners

:14:57. > :14:59.Act remain. Youth are the runners Act remain. Youth are the runners

:14:59. > :15:00.up. One of you will join Jodie in up. One of you will join Jodie in

:15:00. > :15:01.up. One of you will join Jodie in up. One of you will join Jodie in

:15:01. > :15:04.the final on 9th March. The panel the final on 9th March. The panel

:15:04. > :15:05.the final on 9th March. The panel will have the deciding vote. To

:15:05. > :15:06.will have the deciding vote. To will have the deciding vote. To

:15:06. > :15:16.will have the deciding vote. To help you make the decision, here is

:15:16. > :15:53.

:15:53. > :15:55.MUSIC: "Turn Back Time". One at you will be joining Jodie in

:15:55. > :15:56.One at you will be joining Jodie in One at you will be joining Jodie in

:15:56. > :15:58.One at you will be joining Jodie in the final next week, but who will

:15:58. > :15:59.the final next week, but who will the final next week, but who will

:15:59. > :16:00.the final next week, but who will the final next week, but who will

:16:00. > :16:01.it be? I am glad it is not my it be? I am glad it is not my

:16:01. > :16:02.it be? I am glad it is not my it be? I am glad it is not my

:16:02. > :16:04.decision. Let's go to the judge in decision. Let's go to the judge in

:16:04. > :16:06.decision. Let's go to the judge in decision. Let's go to the judge in

:16:06. > :16:07.Panel, Lee Mack? It is a very Panel, Lee Mack? It is a very

:16:07. > :16:08.Panel, Lee Mack? It is a very important thing we are deciding, it

:16:08. > :16:11.important thing we are deciding, it important thing we are deciding, it

:16:11. > :16:12.important thing we are deciding, it could change the face of the planet.

:16:12. > :16:19.could change the face of the planet. could change the face of the planet.

:16:19. > :16:23.could change the face of the planet. They were both so good. I would go

:16:23. > :16:25.They were both so good. I would go They were both so good. I would go

:16:25. > :16:26.They were both so good. I would go They were both so good. I would go

:16:26. > :16:31.so far as to say it was a share and so far as to say it was a share and

:16:31. > :16:36.so far as to say it was a share and so far as to say it was a share and

:16:36. > :16:39.share alike. I am going to go with share alike. I am going to go with

:16:39. > :16:40.share alike. I am going to go with share alike. I am going to go with

:16:40. > :16:41.Lee Nelson. You could make a break Lee Nelson. You could make a break

:16:41. > :16:43.Lee Nelson. You could make a break Vanessa's heart? So much going

:16:43. > :16:50.Vanessa's heart? So much going Vanessa's heart? So much going

:16:50. > :16:52.through my head right now. Lee through my head right now. Lee

:16:52. > :16:54.through my head right now. Lee Nelson's dans was very popular. But

:16:54. > :16:58.Nelson's dans was very popular. But Nelson's dans was very popular. But

:16:58. > :16:59.I just cannot thinking about you, I just cannot thinking about you,

:16:59. > :17:01.I just cannot thinking about you, I just cannot thinking about you,

:17:01. > :17:02.Venessa Feltz. I am trying to think Venessa Feltz. I am trying to think

:17:02. > :17:03.Venessa Feltz. I am trying to think Venessa Feltz. I am trying to think

:17:03. > :17:05.about the one I want to see again, about the one I want to see again,

:17:05. > :17:10.about the one I want to see again, about the one I want to see again,

:17:10. > :17:10.this is the thing. And there is no this is the thing. And there is no

:17:10. > :17:11.this is the thing. And there is no personal dealings. Unless he want

:17:11. > :17:12.personal dealings. Unless he want personal dealings. Unless he want

:17:12. > :17:15.personal dealings. Unless he want to come round and do the dance.

:17:15. > :17:17.to come round and do the dance. to come round and do the dance.

:17:17. > :17:18.to come round and do the dance. is not allowed. I have got a cannon.

:17:18. > :17:21.is not allowed. I have got a cannon. is not allowed. I have got a cannon.

:17:21. > :17:24.is not allowed. I have got a cannon. I am going to go with Venessa Feltz.

:17:24. > :17:24.I am going to go with Venessa Feltz. I am going to go with Venessa Feltz.

:17:24. > :17:26.I am going to go with Venessa Feltz. Going down to the wire. This never

:17:26. > :17:27.Going down to the wire. This never Going down to the wire. This never

:17:27. > :17:30.happens, apart from last week and happens, apart from last week and

:17:30. > :17:31.happens, apart from last week and happens, apart from last week and

:17:31. > :17:33.the week before. You are asking me the week before. You are asking me

:17:33. > :17:35.the week before. You are asking me to choose between channelling the

:17:35. > :17:36.to choose between channelling the to choose between channelling the

:17:36. > :17:39.80s, sexy strutting and a future 80s, sexy strutting and a future

:17:39. > :17:41.80s, sexy strutting and a future contender for the Royal Ballet.

:17:41. > :17:44.contender for the Royal Ballet. contender for the Royal Ballet.

:17:44. > :17:45.Impossible. You are the only proper Impossible. You are the only proper

:17:45. > :17:47.Impossible. You are the only proper Impossible. You are the only proper

:17:47. > :17:51.judge. The it is so hard, can't I judge. The it is so hard, can't I

:17:52. > :17:53.judge. The it is so hard, can't I judge. The it is so hard, can't I

:17:53. > :17:58.just have them both? I love Vanessa, just have them both? I love Vanessa,

:17:58. > :18:01.just have them both? I love Vanessa, just have them both? I love Vanessa,

:18:01. > :18:05.she knows I love her. My edge is she knows I love her. My edge is

:18:05. > :18:09.she knows I love her. My edge is edging their Lee Nelson. Venessa

:18:09. > :18:10.edging their Lee Nelson. Venessa edging their Lee Nelson. Venessa

:18:10. > :18:13.Feltz, commiserations. It is over, Feltz, commiserations. It is over,

:18:14. > :18:14.Feltz, commiserations. It is over, Feltz, commiserations. It is over,

:18:14. > :18:22.off you go. Lee Nelson, we will see off you go. Lee Nelson, we will see

:18:22. > :18:24.I think she is relieved. That's it, I think she is relieved. That's it,

:18:24. > :18:26.I think she is relieved. That's it, I think she is relieved. That's it,

:18:26. > :18:29.we have our last two finalists will we have our last two finalists will

:18:29. > :18:30.we have our last two finalists will we have our last two finalists will

:18:30. > :18:32.stop next week they would join the stop next week they would join the

:18:32. > :18:33.stop next week they would join the stop next week they would join the

:18:33. > :18:34.2013 Grand Final. It promises to be 2013 Grand Final. It promises to be

:18:34. > :18:36.2013 Grand Final. It promises to be a mite of unparalleled act Dan's

:18:36. > :18:38.intensity. intensity.

:18:38. > :18:41.intensity. intensity.

:18:41. > :18:42.If you miss it, the earth will fall If you miss it, the earth will fall

:18:42. > :18:43.If you miss it, the earth will fall If you miss it, the earth will fall

:18:43. > :18:44.off its axis and crash into the sump.

:18:44. > :18:47.sump. sump.

:18:47. > :18:49.Don't forget to keep on donating. Don't forget to keep on donating.

:18:49. > :18:50.Don't forget to keep on donating. Don't forget to keep on donating.

:18:51. > :19:00.To dance us out, it is the winner, To dance us out, it is the winner,

:19:01. > :19:01.

:19:01. > :20:50.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds

:20:50. > :20:51.If MUSIC: "Word Up". Don't forget, Jodie it will be back

:20:51. > :20:53.Don't forget, Jodie it will be back Don't forget, Jodie it will be back

:20:53. > :20:54.Don't forget, Jodie it will be back next week in the Grand Final. But

:20:54. > :20:55.next week in the Grand Final. But next week in the Grand Final. But

:20:55. > :20:58.he will be the champion? he will be the champion?