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0:00:27 > 0:00:36Through dance, great battles were lost and won. You were the best.

0:00:36 > 0:00:44Sir, Robert the Great. Rufus, the Warrior. Heroes, James and Charlie.

0:00:44 > 0:00:52You've got it, sunshine. All hoping to achieve dance ploor glory.

0:00:52 > 0:00:57Supereer. But who will be crowned Let's Dance champion 2012?

0:00:57 > 0:01:07competition just got interesting. For a group of brave new

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0:01:32 > 0:01:42celebrities, their dance adventure It's Let's Dance for Sport Relief.

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0:02:01 > 0:02:07So, please, welcome your hosts, Hello and welcome to Let's Dance.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Whoop with every fibre of your being if you've missed us!

0:02:11 > 0:02:16Brilliant. Yes, we're back with a show that's bigger and better than

0:02:16 > 0:02:24ever. Now, it is, of course, an Olympic year and a Sport Relief

0:02:24 > 0:02:31year. So to celebrate we have more sparkling celebrities and more epic

0:02:31 > 0:02:36dances. If you haven't seen the show before, we mix epic dance

0:02:36 > 0:02:41routines with household names. get ready for the most fun you can

0:02:41 > 0:02:47have with classic dances, a load of brave celebrities, and limited

0:02:47 > 0:02:56rehearsal time. And what's more, it's all for a good cause. Indeed.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59So, we're seeing stars risk life and limb and careers, if that

0:02:59 > 0:03:09wasn't enough, we have some very great guests, the brilliant Jessie

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0:03:12 > 0:03:22And we have to warn viewers...Oh, Here we go. This next announcement

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0:03:23 > 0:03:27will contain screaming. JLS will be here!

0:03:27 > 0:03:33But, tonight, only two acts can go through to our final. Now, you at

0:03:33 > 0:03:38home will pick one of them and our panel will pick the other. And what

0:03:39 > 0:03:47a panel! Who better to judge a dance competition than a failed ex-

0:03:47 > 0:03:54businessman from Leeds, a gigantic ex-school teacher, and an ex--agony

0:03:54 > 0:04:04aunt from the Daily Mail. It's Keith Lemon, Greg Davies and Graham

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0:04:12 > 0:04:17Norton! Oh, yes, indeed. So that's our

0:04:17 > 0:04:23judging panel. And what those guys don't know about dancing....is

0:04:23 > 0:04:31vast! Not a clue. He's not wrong. We'll hear lots more from them

0:04:31 > 0:04:39later, but, first, let's see who's dancing tonight. East End ers'

0:04:39 > 0:04:46Tamika and Laurie. Comedian Terry Alderton.

0:04:46 > 0:04:56Cricketer Darren Gough. DJs Tony and David.

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0:04:59 > 0:05:07Shoothing stars Angelos and Ulrika. -- shooting stars.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Now, Graham, coming to you, first. What do the five acts have to do to

0:05:11 > 0:05:18impress you this evening. looking for nothing short of

0:05:18 > 0:05:26perfection, and failing that, partial nudity. Oh, I don't know

0:05:26 > 0:05:35about that. Graham, you're extremely tall so you're more than

0:05:35 > 0:05:41qualified to judge on this show. What are you looking for?

0:05:41 > 0:05:47ballet Romabard trained, so what what you're saying. So I'm looking

0:05:47 > 0:05:54for fluidity of movement and someone who can send me to tears.

0:05:54 > 0:06:02You're on the right show. Now, Mr Lemon. Dare I ask, who do you have

0:06:02 > 0:06:09your eye on this evening? I don't know who's in it. We just showed

0:06:09 > 0:06:18you. I was just writing down phrases "good start to the show,"

0:06:18 > 0:06:26"maybe not as good as you want to be" "not as good as the proper

0:06:26 > 0:06:32dance." And we have him back year after year!

0:06:32 > 0:06:38Now, here we go, to kick things off our first act are two actresses

0:06:38 > 0:06:46from a TV show well known for its glitz, glamour and show-stopping

0:06:46 > 0:06:56dance routines. And I'm lying, because they're have EastEnders.

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0:06:57 > 0:07:07It's Tamika and Laurie Brett. I'm Laurie Brett. And I'm Tamika

0:07:07 > 0:07:15Empson. And we're both actresses. am so glad we are doing this dance.

0:07:15 > 0:07:20So am I. I have a few ideas for our routine. I'm thinking burlesque,

0:07:21 > 0:07:26show girls, feathers, big eye make- up. I think I should come up with

0:07:26 > 0:07:32the chore yaing fee, the main performance. I mean, Jane was a

0:07:32 > 0:07:40lead on the show for a long time. What are you saying? When did you

0:07:40 > 0:07:46join the Square? Hold on a minute, I've had some major leading story

0:07:46 > 0:07:52lines. Remember the CCTV, and I stole the booze. Are you having a

0:07:52 > 0:07:57laugh, that wasn't a story line. When they blew up my B&B, people

0:07:57 > 0:08:06died in that fire. But I survived. I had it much rougher than you.

0:08:06 > 0:08:11Before you joined the show I had my stomach shot by my evil stepson.

0:08:11 > 0:08:21And I've nearly had my eyes torn out. That's rough. You don't know

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0:08:21 > 0:08:31the meaning of the word "rough." Yes, I do. I was with Ian Beale for

0:08:31 > 0:08:41seven years....oofrpblgts yeah, but...fair enough.

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0:08:45 > 0:08:51From EastEnders, dancing the... Drum roll. Stop that. Get off.

0:08:51 > 0:08:56Dancing to Telphone by Lady Gaga and Beyonce, all in the name of

0:08:56 > 0:09:06Sport Relief, it's Tamika and Sport Relief, it's Tamika and

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0:09:06 > 0:09:11Laurie. # Hello, hello, baby, you called I

0:09:11 > 0:09:15can't hear a thing # I have done more service in the

0:09:15 > 0:09:25club # You're breaking up on me

0:09:25 > 0:09:30# Sorry, I cannot hear you # I'm kind of busy

0:09:30 > 0:09:39# K-k-kind of busy # Just a second

0:09:39 > 0:09:49# I cannot hear you # You knew that I was scared

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0:10:11 > 0:10:21# And now coming after me # Should have left my phone at home

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0:10:25 > 0:10:30# 'Cos this is wrath or sad # I'm going out

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Stop it, I don't want to hear any more

0:10:34 > 0:10:41Had been had been stop calling, stop calling

0:10:41 > 0:10:49# I don't want to hear any more # Stop calling,

0:10:49 > 0:10:59# Stop calling # On the dance floor

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0:11:22 > 0:11:26Tax yeeck ia, -- Tamika, Laurie, come join us, girls.

0:11:26 > 0:11:35I'm no dance judge but that felt like the perfect start to the show.

0:11:35 > 0:11:42Are you happy with that? It went by in a flash, I'm happy. Tamika?

0:11:42 > 0:11:47Rrrrrrr. What did the panel make of it? For the love of God, ladies,

0:11:47 > 0:11:53it's seven o'clock in the evening. You could have heated up your tea

0:11:53 > 0:11:57on that. Hot or not, Lady Gaga would have been proud.

0:11:57 > 0:12:05You looked like you loved it. haven't seen the original video,

0:12:05 > 0:12:10but it can't have been better than that. It wasn't. Honestly, half way

0:12:10 > 0:12:17through I just started roaring like a lion. I wasn't in control. It was

0:12:17 > 0:12:24feral. And Keith, at the end. Come on.

0:12:24 > 0:12:32Lost for words, surely not? Honestly, I was going to trivialise

0:12:32 > 0:12:37it, and mock it, but honestly, I got all butterflies, right to my

0:12:37 > 0:12:40hidden bits. It was amazing! And I'm not just saying that, because

0:12:40 > 0:12:46we were told to give toff input, but that was amazing.

0:12:47 > 0:12:56Thank you. It was amazing. Now, if you went

0:12:56 > 0:13:02Gaga over their version of Telphone then pick up yours and dial:

0:13:02 > 0:13:06Please don't call now. Lines aren't open until all the acts have

0:13:06 > 0:13:13performed. And don't forget to ask who pays the bill for permission

0:13:13 > 0:13:16before you call. And, of course, if you do call, you'll be raising

0:13:16 > 0:13:20money for Sport Relief. Thank you very much, the great Tamika and

0:13:20 > 0:13:25Laurie. They were brilliant. Where do we go

0:13:25 > 0:13:32from there? Well, let's see. We have a bit of a tradition on this

0:13:32 > 0:13:38show of coaxing men into women's clothing. I assure you our next

0:13:38 > 0:13:44celebrity can walk that thin line between masculinity and femininity

0:13:44 > 0:13:49perfectly. It's six-foot, bald, football playing, Terry Alderton.

0:13:49 > 0:13:56I'm Terry and apparently I talk to myself.

0:13:56 > 0:14:01Some people won't understand what the hell is going on at this point.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05You can't entertain all the people all the time. That's what mother

0:14:05 > 0:14:10said. Mother was always right. Yes, of course, I'm going to have

0:14:10 > 0:14:20to tpwhi it and talk to the other half and then I'll let you know. Is

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0:14:21 > 0:14:25that all right? OK, bye bye. So, that was the agent. I know.

0:14:25 > 0:14:31wants us to do that Let's Dance. Which is great news. I don't know

0:14:31 > 0:14:35about that because every male comic who goes on that show ends up

0:14:36 > 0:14:45prancing around in make-up and a dress. I know, it's going to be

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0:14:50 > 0:14:57amazing. No, I'm not doing drag. come on. We'll look fabulous in an

0:14:57 > 0:15:07evening gown. A few sequins. don't know. How about the make-up

0:15:07 > 0:15:13to a minimum? Subtle lipstick, and something to bring the eyes out and

0:15:13 > 0:15:18the dance can be not too silly. just don't want to be the bloke

0:15:18 > 0:15:28who's wearing the dress for a cheap laugh. You won't be. Promise?

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0:15:31 > 0:15:38promise. He could count himself lucky, he

0:15:38 > 0:15:48wanted to be boat the cheemy girls. Now, brace yourself -- Cheeky Girls.

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0:15:49 > 0:15:58Now, brace yourselves, dancing to Proud Mary, by teen -- Tina Turner,

0:15:58 > 0:16:08it's Terry Alderton. # Workin for the man every night and day

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0:16:08 > 0:16:15# Big wheel keep on turning # Proud Mary, keep on burning

0:16:15 > 0:16:25# And we're rollin, Rollin, yeah

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0:16:35 > 0:16:38Rollin on a river # Rollin on the river

0:16:38 > 0:16:44# Oh, I look to do a job in the city

0:16:44 > 0:16:49# Workin for the man Had been had been big wheels keep

0:16:49 > 0:16:52on turning # Proud Mary, keep on burning

0:16:52 > 0:16:56# Rollin, # Rollin

0:16:56 > 0:17:06# Rollin on a river # We're rollin

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0:17:14 > 0:17:24# Rollin # Rollin,

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0:18:01 > 0:18:06# Rollin, yeah WOLF WHISTLES

0:18:06 > 0:18:13Hello, Terry. How are you doing? Yeah, gangster, man, gangster.

0:18:13 > 0:18:18Chafing, chafing. Did you enjoy that? Is there any lipstick on my

0:18:18 > 0:18:24teeth. Just a smudge. That's the least of your worries. Let's find

0:18:25 > 0:18:32out what the panel thought. Graham, do you have any words for that?

0:18:32 > 0:18:38That was physical poetry. His femininity was aTownending. In the

0:18:38 > 0:18:47opening line-up, I couldn't tell which was Terry. My only wish is

0:18:47 > 0:18:52that someone keeps the only Tina Turner away from YouTube for a few

0:18:52 > 0:18:58weeks, for fear she summables on this. But it was excellent. Thank

0:18:58 > 0:19:02you. Des he make a good woman? thought the dance was phenomenal.

0:19:02 > 0:19:07The facial expressions fascinated me. I genuinely thought we would

0:19:07 > 0:19:14have to get a paramedic for a little bit. But the dance was

0:19:14 > 0:19:22amazing. It's doubley amazing, as I walked into Terry's dressing room

0:19:22 > 0:19:29before the show and he did that whole dance with a tin of baked

0:19:29 > 0:19:35beans in his thighs. Keith, what did you think? The fireworks

0:19:35 > 0:19:45worried me a little bit. And again the face. And then I wrote Silence

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0:19:45 > 0:19:50Of the Lambs. Put the dog in the bucket. This is

0:19:50 > 0:20:00getting far too weird. Thank you very much, panel, very, very nice

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0:20:05 > 0:20:09indeed. So, if Terry as Tina left And remember, all of your calls

0:20:09 > 0:20:16raise money for Sport Relief. Thank you very much, Terry Alderton,

0:20:16 > 0:20:22off you go. Don't call now, the lines are not

0:20:22 > 0:20:27open. Remarkable. He is attractive, mind.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31Very. Before we move on, I have an apology to make. It's been brought

0:20:31 > 0:20:34to our attention that our next act can actually dance. How this

0:20:34 > 0:20:39happened, we don't know. We are tracking down the person

0:20:39 > 0:20:48responsible and they will be destroyed. That's a bit much. He's

0:20:48 > 0:20:53a world-class cricketer and a Strictly first-class dancer. It's

0:20:53 > 0:21:01Darren Gough. Hello, I'm Darren Gough, I've been a cricketer all my

0:21:01 > 0:21:11life. Since probably five years old when I first picked up a cricket

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0:21:12 > 0:21:19bat until retiring at 37 years old, when I retired. I was captain for

0:21:19 > 0:21:27Yorkshire. But do people stop me in a street and say I was brilliant

0:21:27 > 0:21:36for Yorkshire? Joo no? I played for England, do people come up in the

0:21:36 > 0:21:41street and say, "You were great for England? No? And yet, I do one

0:21:41 > 0:21:50dance show and it won't leave me alone. Everywhere I go, dance is

0:21:51 > 0:21:55stalking me. Cricket star, Darren Gough...

0:21:55 > 0:22:01as though it's trying to lure me back on to that dance floor. Some

0:22:01 > 0:22:09days are better than others. But recently, I feel as though

0:22:09 > 0:22:15dance is closing in on me and I'm running out of places to hide.

0:22:15 > 0:22:20# Dancing, dancing # I know that eventually it will get me.

0:22:20 > 0:22:29# I feel like dancing # Before I know it, I'll be back on

0:22:30 > 0:22:35that stage, grinning like the fool I am. The shame!

0:22:35 > 0:22:40If you want to hide from dance then there's no better place than this

0:22:40 > 0:22:50studio. He's right. For Sport Relief, dancing to The Gym Mambo

0:22:50 > 0:22:58

0:22:58 > 0:23:08from West Side Story, it's Darren # Mambo

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0:23:08 > 0:25:11Apology for the loss of subtitles for 123 seconds

0:25:11 > 0:25:19Dazzer. Clearly e y, you've get previous. You, Sir, can dance. Are

0:25:19 > 0:25:25you happy with that OK. It was fabulous. It's been seven years,

0:25:25 > 0:25:312005 I was champion. I really enjoyed it. These guys were

0:25:31 > 0:25:36brilliant. Panel, what were you thinking? What a treat. Seven years

0:25:36 > 0:25:42on, your gift for the dance is undiminished, Sir. That was really

0:25:42 > 0:25:47lovely. If I toffs voice a criticism, and it's a small one. I

0:25:47 > 0:25:51would say the hair seems slightly stiff and underrehearsed. That's

0:25:51 > 0:25:57all I'm saying. Other than that, it was lovely. And you know, the hair

0:25:57 > 0:26:03might come back better and do later. You've got something to work on.

0:26:03 > 0:26:11I've always got something to work on. He was good, wasn't he. He's

0:26:11 > 0:26:17still got it? I used to be a big Fred Astaire fan and after watching

0:26:17 > 0:26:24that, I realise I now hate him. I blacked out about 30 to 40 times

0:26:24 > 0:26:29during that performance. I thought it was awesome. I had a full

0:26:29 > 0:26:35nosebleed and I'm pretty sure I dislocated a hip. So you're happy

0:26:35 > 0:26:42with it? You enjoyed it? I thought it was the greatest dance that has

0:26:42 > 0:26:47ever been televised. We're glad you confirmed that, it could have gone

0:26:47 > 0:26:53either way. Keith, on the end, was he good? He was technically on

0:26:53 > 0:27:00points, I thought. I did write down Terry and June. Because you remind

0:27:00 > 0:27:10me of Terry from Terry and June. Even Darren Gough is too young to

0:27:10 > 0:27:17know who that is. I do know who they are. No, it was very good and

0:27:17 > 0:27:23all those girls were bang tidy. And my eyes were just... But, yes, as a

0:27:23 > 0:27:29dance, so far, that technically was the most one that was on the points.

0:27:29 > 0:27:39Thank you, Keith. So, if you don't want the Gough to be off, the

0:27:39 > 0:27:46

0:27:46 > 0:27:55Don't call yet, your vote won't count and you may still be charged.

0:27:55 > 0:28:00Let's hear it for Darren Gough, everyone.

0:28:00 > 0:28:06OK, let's get serious. No more messing around. Our next act have

0:28:06 > 0:28:13over 100 years of showbiz between them. They were great, great stars

0:28:13 > 0:28:21to your great, great grandparents. It's the original superstar DJs

0:28:21 > 0:28:25Tony Blackburn and David Hamilton. We're known as disc jockeys.

0:28:25 > 0:28:32half, mate. They are amongst Britain's most successful DJs and

0:28:32 > 0:28:36have been at the top of their game since the 1960s. Do you like the T-

0:28:36 > 0:28:42shirt? I definitely think this is the style that will catch on for

0:28:42 > 0:28:47Christmas. It's the new look for '77. We caught up with them as they

0:28:47 > 0:28:53prepared for their appearance on Let's Dance for Sport Relief.

0:28:53 > 0:28:57nice to do a bit of something for charity. For charity, yes. But a

0:28:57 > 0:29:02chance for all those girls out there to feast on their favourite

0:29:02 > 0:29:08eye candy. When we do a big TV show like this, the first thing we do is

0:29:08 > 0:29:13hit the gym hard. Absolutely. This doesn't come free. Tony, I'm

0:29:13 > 0:29:18thinking of starting off with a little speed work for the arms.

0:29:19 > 0:29:25That's cool. Get the guns right and everything else falls into place. I

0:29:26 > 0:29:31wouldn't go as far as to say we're heart-throbs. I would! Do I need to

0:29:31 > 0:29:38do a bit more work on these? Don't be ridiculous, they're perfect.

0:29:38 > 0:29:42I thought so. Of course, we don't enjoy the gym time. No, it's just

0:29:42 > 0:29:49that we feel we have a responsibility to our legion of

0:29:49 > 0:29:57loyal female fans. It's a burden, really. My God, you're handsome,

0:29:57 > 0:30:05David. So are you, Tony, so are you!

0:30:05 > 0:30:10Yes, this is Tony and David. Just in case you were thinking that half

0:30:10 > 0:30:18of JLS had come on early. It's a an easy mistake. They were certainly

0:30:18 > 0:30:25hip in their day, but are their hips up to it now. Dancing for

0:30:25 > 0:30:35Sport Relief, dancing to Push It by Salt-N-Pepa, it's Tony Blackburn

0:30:35 > 0:31:03

0:31:03 > 0:31:08# I want you to push it # # Number one

0:31:08 > 0:31:18# Try to show me # # Push it,

0:31:18 > 0:31:23

0:31:23 > 0:31:33# Push it up # Off, baby, baby,

0:31:33 > 0:31:35

0:31:35 > 0:31:41# Off, baby, baerks # Off, baby, come, give me a kiss.

0:31:41 > 0:31:48# Can't you hear the music pumping hard now I wish you would, now push

0:31:48 > 0:31:56# Push it good. # Push it real good

0:31:56 > 0:32:05# Push it # Push it real good

0:32:05 > 0:32:15# You've got me goin # I don't know what I'd do

0:32:15 > 0:32:31

0:32:31 > 0:32:36# Off, baby, baby I personally don't think that could

0:32:36 > 0:32:41have gone much better, how are you feeling about it, Tony? Well, at

0:32:41 > 0:32:47least we're not out of breath. We had a lot of fun. Are you happy?

0:32:47 > 0:32:53Can we do it again, right now? There's every chance. Let's chat

0:32:53 > 0:33:01with the panel. Graham Norton, come on, Sir. Does it get any better.

0:33:01 > 0:33:05That was geneious. I would say, of the dances we've seen so far that

0:33:05 > 0:33:09contained the greatest element of danger. Am I wrong, even if the

0:33:09 > 0:33:15show wasn't happening, you might have been doing that any way?

0:33:15 > 0:33:20a safe bet. And also, very hard, I think. Lovely outfits and even I

0:33:20 > 0:33:25wouldn't have known where to go with footwear, and I think the

0:33:25 > 0:33:32Wonder Woman boots are a genius touch. This is what we wear any way.

0:33:32 > 0:33:40I know. I've seen you out and about. It goes with anything. Ish. Graham,

0:33:40 > 0:33:46that was brave, wasn't it? Well, I think it's very easy to mock...so

0:33:46 > 0:33:51other people can say what they want. I thought it was some of the rawest

0:33:51 > 0:33:57urban dance I've ever seen. There was an element of danger in there?

0:33:57 > 0:34:04When I went to your dressing room and I saw you guys punching raw

0:34:04 > 0:34:10meat. I knew we were in for a treat. Keith, help us out? I'm sweating

0:34:10 > 0:34:20with laughing. I've always wondered what Jed wood might look like in

0:34:20 > 0:34:21

0:34:21 > 0:34:26the future. That's all I could think of. I

0:34:26 > 0:34:32thought it was amazing when you disappeared behind your initials

0:34:32 > 0:34:40because I didn't know whereed' gone and then you poked your head back.

0:34:40 > 0:34:44You were hoping we weren't coming back. And the leapfrog. When that

0:34:44 > 0:34:50happened, a little tummy squeal came out. All right, I think they

0:34:50 > 0:34:54loved it. So if you at home don't think Tony and David should push

0:34:54 > 0:35:04off, you can vote for them when the lines are open after everyone else

0:35:04 > 0:35:05

0:35:05 > 0:35:15has performed. And the money raised on your calls

0:35:15 > 0:35:24will go to people who need it. Thank you very much for now, guys.

0:35:24 > 0:35:34Now, a question. What do you get if you cross Sweden with Greece, Alex?

0:35:34 > 0:35:36

0:35:36 > 0:35:45Flat-pack furniture that you can't a -- afford. I like the political

0:35:45 > 0:35:51answer, but it's Angelos Epithemiou and Ulrika Jonsson.

0:35:51 > 0:36:01This chain links my heart to your heart. But give it back at the end,

0:36:01 > 0:36:05because it's also my bog chain. Today, Angelos is holding auditions

0:36:05 > 0:36:10to find a dance partner for his next hit show, Let's Dance for

0:36:10 > 0:36:16Sport Relief. I don't know what it is, but it's a great cause. Let's

0:36:16 > 0:36:21get this show on the road. What I'm looking for is dancers. There must

0:36:21 > 0:36:27be some confusion, because you've come dressed in your swimming

0:36:27 > 0:36:33costumes. Next! Right, someone call a doctor, I

0:36:34 > 0:36:43think he's having a fit. Stop it, stop it. You're

0:36:44 > 0:36:46

0:36:46 > 0:36:56embarrassing yourself. # Big spender had been

0:36:56 > 0:37:07

0:37:07 > 0:37:13This is explosive stuff. Listen, can you do the dates? No. Is there

0:37:13 > 0:37:20anyone else? I'm afraid that's everyone. There is someone else,

0:37:20 > 0:37:26actually. It's a long shot but she'll do anything for money. Hello,

0:37:26 > 0:37:32Ulrika. No, no. Listen, right. I'm looking for a dance partner. No.

0:37:32 > 0:37:42wait, wait. I've got thousands of pounds in cash here. You've got

0:37:42 > 0:37:43

0:37:43 > 0:37:50four kids. You do the math. It went very well, I think.

0:37:50 > 0:37:59Well, she didn't say yes. Was there enough money in that orange plastic

0:37:59 > 0:38:09bag? Let's find out. Yes, dancing for Sport Relief it's Angelos and,

0:38:09 > 0:38:39

0:38:39 > 0:38:43# Roxanne # # Roxanne, you don't have to put on

0:38:43 > 0:38:53the red light # Roxanne, you don't have to sell

0:38:53 > 0:38:54

0:38:54 > 0:39:03your body to the night # His hand upon your face

0:39:03 > 0:39:13# His hand upon your hand # His lips caress your skin

0:39:13 > 0:39:13

0:39:13 > 0:40:12Apology for the loss of subtitles for 123 seconds

0:40:12 > 0:40:18# Believe me when I say Bravo. Angelos and Ulrika, come and

0:40:18 > 0:40:24join us, please. Extremely powerful stuff. Are you all right? Have you

0:40:24 > 0:40:32got a bit of dry mouth going on there? OK, I'll go to Angelos.

0:40:32 > 0:40:38we nailed it. Is that the opinion of the panel? Graham. Well, it was

0:40:38 > 0:40:44beautiful. It had real savage nobodyility. Yeah, that's what I

0:40:44 > 0:40:49put in the choreography. It was nice. Was I right in seeing a

0:40:49 > 0:40:55slight whiff of Bride of Frankenstein in some of it? You

0:40:55 > 0:40:59were holding her up. No. I liked it nonetheless. Greg, it was

0:40:59 > 0:41:08passionate? I thought it was violent, beautiful, and I thought

0:41:08 > 0:41:16Angelos, the way he got rid of the bag. It reminded me of a young

0:41:16 > 0:41:23Wayne Sleep. I'd be happy to enter into a relationship with either of

0:41:24 > 0:41:29you. Was there chemistry there? There was lots of passion. Ulrika,

0:41:29 > 0:41:35you look really fit. I don't know how many kids you have, but you

0:41:35 > 0:41:42haven't an ounce of timber on you, have you? Was that your own front

0:41:42 > 0:41:49door in the video? Yes. I liked it. You're welcome any time.

0:41:49 > 0:41:54Angelos, I really liked your shoes as well. Yes, they're lovely shoes.

0:41:54 > 0:42:04I got them off eBay. They're very good.

0:42:04 > 0:42:04

0:42:04 > 0:42:07So, if their tango gave you tingles, give them a tinkle. And when you do

0:42:07 > 0:42:13call you'll be raising money for Sport Relief.

0:42:13 > 0:42:19Thank you, guys. We'll see you a little bit later.

0:42:19 > 0:42:24OK, so there we are. Not so much five celebrity dance acts as five

0:42:24 > 0:42:28very real cries for help. Now, only the act with the highest number of

0:42:28 > 0:42:31your votes will have an automatic place in the final. Our panel over

0:42:31 > 0:42:38there, will then choose between the two acts with the next highest

0:42:38 > 0:42:42number of votes, to see who joins your choice. Never let it be said

0:42:42 > 0:42:48I'm not a gentleman, but it is right for you to do the first bit

0:42:48 > 0:42:52of our favourite part of the show. Thank you very much, Steve. I can

0:42:52 > 0:42:55announce that the phone lines are announce that the phone lines are

0:42:55 > 0:43:01now open! There's nothing like it. Now, with the lines open, there's

0:43:01 > 0:43:08another job that needs doing, that is only fit for a Dame.

0:43:08 > 0:43:13Sn Hello, possums, this is Dame Edna, global stuper star and a

0:43:13 > 0:43:19great friend of Sport Relief and Comic Relief. So I'm going to give

0:43:19 > 0:43:24you the terms and conditions. The calls cost 50p from a BT landline

0:43:24 > 0:43:34of which 36en 5p goes to Sport Relief.

0:43:34 > 0:43:37

0:43:37 > 0:43:42Isn't that good? Other network may vary and calls from mobiles will be

0:43:42 > 0:43:47considerably higher, of course. The lines close in 15 minutes and

0:43:47 > 0:43:50please get the bill-payer's permission before you call. That's

0:43:50 > 0:44:00very important. For more information visit the website.

0:44:00 > 0:44:01

0:44:02 > 0:44:06And give, give, give. As I always What a scoop. Our second choice was

0:44:06 > 0:44:11the Queen. So, who would you like to see back in the final in four

0:44:11 > 0:44:21weeks' time? Here is a reminder of tonight's performances with those

0:44:21 > 0:44:21

0:44:21 > 0:45:39Apology for the loss of subtitles for 123 seconds

0:45:39 > 0:45:45Well, you at home might feel like a lie down after all that. But don't

0:45:45 > 0:45:50do it yet, you can raise money for Sport Relief by phoning for your

0:45:50 > 0:45:54favourite act. And your efforts don't have to end there. On Sunday

0:45:54 > 0:45:5925 March thousands of people will be putting on their trainers and

0:45:59 > 0:46:04track suits to take part in the Sport Relief Mile. This year we're

0:46:04 > 0:46:09aiming for one million milers. Imagine that. Whether you do it

0:46:10 > 0:46:16with your colleagues, school mates or just do it yourself, It's the

0:46:16 > 0:46:25taking part that counts. I'm here to give you some training tips.

0:46:25 > 0:46:30Staff jumps. Stretches. I'll show you.

0:46:30 > 0:46:37We've had royalty run it. Politicians. It's not just the UK

0:46:37 > 0:46:42that's running the Mile, it's gone global. Just manin how much one

0:46:42 > 0:46:46million milers could raise. And the best thing about it is that by

0:46:46 > 0:46:51taking part you'll be helping to change lives right here in the UK

0:46:51 > 0:46:57and in the world's poorest countries. And you'll have a ball

0:46:57 > 0:47:01doing it. You can run in the major cities all over the UK as well as

0:47:01 > 0:47:11hundreds of local miles. Rise to the challenge. Sign up to the Sport

0:47:11 > 0:47:12

0:47:12 > 0:47:19Relief Mile. Yes, it's going to wholly rock.

0:47:19 > 0:47:25Now, have you signed up yet? signed twice. I shall go that extra

0:47:25 > 0:47:31mile. Since their appearance on this programme last year, this

0:47:31 > 0:47:36talented young lady has won dozens of awards and sold millions of

0:47:36 > 0:47:46albums. With her latest single, damn know, it's the dazzling Jessie

0:47:46 > 0:47:52James. # I'm feeling sexy and free

0:47:52 > 0:48:00# Like glitter's raining on me # You like a shot of pure gold

0:48:00 > 0:48:05# I think I'm about to explode # I can taste the tension like a

0:48:05 > 0:48:07cloud of smoke in the air # Now, I'm breathing like I'm

0:48:07 > 0:48:14running cause you're taking me there

0:48:14 > 0:48:19# Don't you know # You spin me out of control

0:48:19 > 0:48:23# Ooh, ooh # We can do this all night

0:48:23 > 0:48:29# Turn this club, skin tight # Baby, come on

0:48:29 > 0:48:36# Pull me like a bass drum # Sparkin up a rhythm

0:48:36 > 0:48:40# Baby, come on # Rock my world into the sunlight

0:48:40 > 0:48:46# Make this dream the best I've ever known

0:48:46 > 0:48:52# Dirty dancing in the moonlight # Take me down like I'm' domino

0:48:52 > 0:49:02# Every second is a highlight # When we touch don't ever let me

0:49:02 > 0:49:05

0:49:05 > 0:49:13# Dirty dancing in the moonlight # Take me down like I'm a domino

0:49:13 > 0:49:23# You got me losing my mind # My heart beats out of time

0:49:23 > 0:49:23

0:49:23 > 0:49:28# I'm seeing Hollywood stars You strike me like a guitar

0:49:28 > 0:49:32# We can do this all night # Turn this club skin tight

0:49:32 > 0:49:38# Baby, come on # Pull me like a bass drum

0:49:38 > 0:49:44# Sparkin up a rhythm # Baby, come on

0:49:44 > 0:49:48# Rock my world into the sunlight # Make this dream the best I've

0:49:48 > 0:49:57ever known # Dirty dancing in the moonlight

0:49:57 > 0:50:01# Take me down like I'm a dam know # Oh, baby, baby, you've got me

0:50:01 > 0:50:05feeling so right # Oh, baby, baby dancing in the

0:50:05 > 0:50:09moon slight # Oh, baby, baby, you've got me

0:50:09 > 0:50:15feeling so right # Baby, baby

0:50:15 > 0:50:19# Rock my world into the sunlight # Make this dream the best I've

0:50:19 > 0:50:26ever known # Dirty dancing in the moonlight

0:50:26 > 0:50:34# Take me down like I'm a domino # Every second is a highlight

0:50:34 > 0:50:44# When we touch don't ever let me # Dirty dancing in the moonlight

0:50:44 > 0:50:48

0:50:48 > 0:50:55# Take me down like I'm a domino # Thank you.

0:50:55 > 0:51:02Now, not many people could get away with that catsuit. A phenomenal

0:51:02 > 0:51:06performance there by Jessie J. I'm here in the family area, with lots

0:51:06 > 0:51:10of EastEnders supporting their ladies. Have the ladies done the

0:51:10 > 0:51:18square profound this evening? Absolutely. Did you see that. They

0:51:18 > 0:51:25were amazing, weren't they. Get on the phone and vote. We want Lawrie

0:51:25 > 0:51:30and Tamika to win. They were good, weren't they, should the real Lady

0:51:30 > 0:51:35Gaga and Beyonce be worried? think so. They're careers are

0:51:35 > 0:51:39finished and Tamika and Lawrie have taken over! Ricky, it's all for a

0:51:40 > 0:51:44good cause, of course, but are Tamika and Lawrie properably

0:51:44 > 0:51:49competive. Would they like to win? Did you see them do their thing,

0:51:50 > 0:51:56they were going for it. They are in it to win it. Pick up and phone for

0:51:56 > 0:52:03them, because their muscles are hurting right now. Brian, Ulrika's

0:52:03 > 0:52:08support network. You've got the badges on the wrong way round. That

0:52:08 > 0:52:13was quite passionate, is Angelos a threat? I just want him to keep his

0:52:13 > 0:52:20hands off my wife. But, no, I foresee the nice tango sessions at

0:52:20 > 0:52:26home, so...And What was in the bag? I don't know. It was pretty

0:52:26 > 0:52:32interesting. Yeah..You Can't disclose that for tax purposes.

0:52:32 > 0:52:39Fair enough. Over to Steve. Thank you, Alex. I'm back stage at the

0:52:39 > 0:52:43Let's Dance for Sport Relief bar, Shenanigans. Don't ask questions.

0:52:43 > 0:52:52Just go with it. Who is in here this evening?

0:52:52 > 0:52:57Hello. You're supposed to follow me through the door, cameraman. You're

0:52:57 > 0:53:07shattering the illusion. Now, in here, not only can you play

0:53:07 > 0:53:07

0:53:07 > 0:53:13pool with JLS, but you've got John thrown in Have you got a shot for

0:53:13 > 0:53:20us this evening? Yes, he's going to play the white and it will hit the

0:53:20 > 0:53:30side eight times and drop in. No dancing involved.

0:53:30 > 0:53:32

0:53:33 > 0:53:38Oh, yes. That's Shenanigan's. This, by the way is the Let's Dance

0:53:38 > 0:53:43champions' board. Gods of men. Some gods of cross-

0:53:43 > 0:53:52dressing men. But 2012, no names. There's hope for everybody. A very

0:53:52 > 0:53:56exciting time. Tamika, if I can push you aside. We're filming this

0:53:57 > 0:54:02in Elstree studios. A beautiful part of the world. This is the town

0:54:02 > 0:54:07square if you want to have a look! Over here, this cup is what we will

0:54:07 > 0:54:12be awarding the winner. That is the actual cup that the winner will get.

0:54:12 > 0:54:17I also believe, much like the World Cup, it was found in a hedge by a

0:54:17 > 0:54:22dog. That's exciting. Tamika, Lawrie, so close to the cup, can

0:54:22 > 0:54:30you walk away with it? I think we can run with it. I'm feeling it.

0:54:30 > 0:54:34That's big talk. Lawrie? She does all the talking for us both.

0:54:34 > 0:54:40does good. Terry, I think you need to hear this. It's not a dream.

0:54:40 > 0:54:45It's actually happening, you're on TV dressed as Tina Turner? Let's

0:54:45 > 0:54:52not muck about, Steve, do you want to make an old lady happy? What

0:54:52 > 0:54:59would I have to do? Anything you like, sweety. Dazzer, let's be

0:54:59 > 0:55:04honest. You are the middle-aged Billy Elliot. You are northern and

0:55:04 > 0:55:10you just want to dance? Are you happy? Yes, after seven years, it's

0:55:10 > 0:55:16a great opportunity to do it again. And a great cause and a great

0:55:16 > 0:55:23opportunity to meet some great people. And jealous! Tony Diddy,

0:55:23 > 0:55:29thanks very much for bringing your own clothes this evening. Tell me

0:55:29 > 0:55:36you're having fun? We are having fun. We've been on a journey. We

0:55:36 > 0:55:41started as non-dancer, and we finished as non-dancers. But we've

0:55:41 > 0:55:44had fun. Are you happy with the performance? Swimmingly.

0:55:44 > 0:55:48couldn't have gone any better. Congratulations all of you. The

0:55:48 > 0:55:54best of luck. I'm being told you have approximately five minutes

0:55:54 > 0:55:59left to vote. Blees do that, it will make -- please do that, it

0:55:59 > 0:56:04will make a world of difference. These guys look pretty relaxed now,

0:56:04 > 0:56:11but this week it's been different. Rehearsal time. We are going to

0:56:11 > 0:56:16smash it. I just want to prove to myself I can do this. I've never

0:56:16 > 0:56:21danced to music this quick. It's a struggle, I'll be honest. It's a

0:56:21 > 0:56:30challenge. We've never danced before at all. I give up.

0:56:30 > 0:56:395, 6, 7, 8.. It can't be hard to do that, can

0:56:39 > 0:56:46it? Out of shot, in shot. Raising money for charity. I've got a

0:56:46 > 0:56:56reputation to keep up, though. Something has burst inside me. I

0:56:56 > 0:56:59

0:56:59 > 0:57:05think it's called my integrity. We're fine! Get me out of here.

0:57:05 > 0:57:15This is why I done it, because it gets you. It gets in touch with

0:57:15 > 0:57:20

0:57:20 > 0:57:30everywhere. We're the eye candy for the more senior viewers.

0:57:30 > 0:57:33

0:57:34 > 0:57:39Yeah, he's just spinning around. He's not a threat at all.

0:57:39 > 0:57:48How are we going fare? Actually very badly!

0:57:48 > 0:57:52Bring back Strictly. It's a lot slower. I'm here to win this. I'm

0:57:52 > 0:58:02not coming second to no-one, I'm going to win this. So fix up, yeah.

0:58:02 > 0:58:06Are you going to win? Yes. Yes. So, there isn't long enough to vote

0:58:06 > 0:58:12for your favourite. Remember, just two of tonight's acts will make it

0:58:12 > 0:58:17through to the Grand Final in four weeks' time. Now, we all know that

0:58:17 > 0:58:21celebrities can be delicate little flours and need an ego massage. So

0:58:21 > 0:58:26to do that, here are some of the supporters. I just want to say a

0:58:26 > 0:58:33big good luck to everyone dancing tonight. I will be watching. I hope

0:58:33 > 0:58:37it goes well. It's Tim here. Lots of luck with this incredible new

0:58:37 > 0:58:44venture of yours, moving your legs around to something called music.

0:58:44 > 0:58:54It's called dancing. I remember you said to me once, "Do you want to

0:58:54 > 0:58:58dance?" and I said "yes" and you said "get some lessons." Angelos

0:58:58 > 0:59:02and Ulrika, I'm sure your tango will be stunning. I've worked with

0:59:02 > 0:59:06you and I know there's a huge amount of sexual tension between

0:59:06 > 0:59:14you both and if only a small amount of that came through, you'll fly

0:59:14 > 0:59:19away with this competition. Good luck. I hear you're dancing again,

0:59:19 > 0:59:26Darren. I hope you can get into that suit, you've put on a few

0:59:26 > 0:59:36pounds. Good luck. Knock them dead. Tamika and Lawrie, we all thought

0:59:36 > 0:59:36

0:59:36 > 0:59:44you were a bit cook-coo, taking on Lady Gaga and Beyonce, but you're

0:59:44 > 0:59:49fantastic. Good luck, girls. Go for it. Tony and David, people often

0:59:49 > 0:59:56assume that radio DJs must be incredible dancers because we know

0:59:56 > 1:00:02so much music. But that's not so. But you two, we have high hopes.

1:00:02 > 1:00:08could be a knockout on the dance floor or a good, clean fight. May

1:00:08 > 1:00:14the best boxer, I mean dancer, win. Good luck, guys. Lovely messages,

1:00:14 > 1:00:19all sent from the heart. So the phone lines are now closed. Please

1:00:19 > 1:00:25stop voting. If you do call now, your vote may not be counted but

1:00:25 > 1:00:29you may still be chargeled -- charged. Here to tell us more about

1:00:29 > 1:00:35how your money can make a difference are the just fabulous

1:00:35 > 1:00:40JLS. Gentlemen, you've been hugely

1:00:40 > 1:00:45involved in Sport Relief this year. Tell us all about it. Well, we went

1:00:45 > 1:00:51out to Uganda and went and saw how the money is really helping people

1:00:51 > 1:00:55out there. We saw some of the most heart-wrenching things. People are

1:00:56 > 1:01:00living in hardendious conditions. You have to really be there to

1:01:00 > 1:01:04understand. We went to see where they got water from and it was so

1:01:04 > 1:01:08dirty, when we put a glass in the water we couldn't see our hand on

1:01:08 > 1:01:13the other side. So it's important to raise as much money as possible.

1:01:13 > 1:01:18Get everybody chipping in and show their support. And support relief

1:01:18 > 1:01:24is an incredible choifrt. charities. And that's why you're

1:01:24 > 1:01:29here. Thank you very, very much. I should say for everyone at home,

1:01:29 > 1:01:34the film you're about to see is pretty harrowing stuff, so be

1:01:34 > 1:01:39prepared. And you can still donate with a single text. Tonight is a

1:01:39 > 1:01:45big night of entertainment but it's all for a very serious reason --

1:01:45 > 1:01:54raising money for things like vaccines that can save lives.

1:01:54 > 1:02:04This is Margaret. Margaret is nine months old. She has come in today

1:02:04 > 1:02:11with a complaint of diarrhoea. And she is severely dehydrated and at

1:02:11 > 1:02:19risk of losing her life. Africa loses 100,000 babies to acute

1:02:19 > 1:02:24diarrhoea. It is the biggest killer of

1:02:24 > 1:02:34children, worse than AIDS and malaria. It's madness. The vaccine

1:02:34 > 1:02:40is this big. A little thing that big. And it's like, that can just

1:02:40 > 1:02:48prevent the loss of life. You can't see any kid in that state. It's not

1:02:48 > 1:02:53right at all. Last year, we took part in the Comic Relief sketches

1:02:53 > 1:02:59and when you're performing, you just don't take in how much money

1:03:00 > 1:03:05people give. It helps and saves lives it really, really does. It's

1:03:05 > 1:03:13heart breaking. I have literally a chill all down my spine and all

1:03:13 > 1:03:23over my body. Just being in this room. This little miracle medicine

1:03:23 > 1:03:23

1:03:23 > 1:03:27right here costs just �5. Please text yes to 70005 and you can save

1:03:27 > 1:03:32a child's life. It's powerful stuff, but the

1:03:33 > 1:03:42message is clear. Vaccines really do saves lives. Yes, if you want to

1:03:43 > 1:03:53

1:03:53 > 1:04:03donate you can give �5 to Sport And here are the boys now,

1:04:03 > 1:04:14

1:04:14 > 1:04:17performing their latest single, Do # There's a girl dancing dirty over

1:04:17 > 1:04:21there # Do you see what I see?

1:04:21 > 1:04:28# The way she moves I just had to stop and stair

1:04:28 > 1:04:31# Do you see what I see? # There's a DJ playing all our

1:04:31 > 1:04:35favourite songs # Do you hear what I hear?

1:04:36 > 1:04:44# We be drinking so we all just sing along

1:04:44 > 1:04:48# Yeah, do you hear what I hear? # Dancing with you is so easy 'cos

1:04:48 > 1:04:54you're beautiful # You make it hard for me, girl,

1:04:54 > 1:04:58every time we're on the floor # I wanna kiss you 'cos I gotta

1:04:58 > 1:05:08know that tonight is real # Do you feel what I feel?

1:05:08 > 1:05:10

1:05:10 > 1:05:15# This beat is killing the club # Do you feel what I feel?

1:05:15 > 1:05:21# Two people falling in love # Now the bartender's turning on

1:05:21 > 1:05:24the lights # Do you see what I see?

1:05:24 > 1:05:31# Got my car and it's waiting outside

1:05:31 > 1:05:35# You should leave when I leave # Dancing with you is so easy 'cos

1:05:35 > 1:05:40you're beautiful # You make it hard for me, girl,

1:05:40 > 1:05:44every time we're on the floor # I wanna kiss you 'cos I gotta

1:05:44 > 1:05:54know that tonight is real # Do you feel what I feel?

1:05:54 > 1:05:55

1:05:55 > 1:06:00# This beat is killing the club # Do you feel what I feel?

1:06:00 > 1:06:03# Two people falling in love # Can you feel the temperature

1:06:03 > 1:06:07rising? # Do you feel the drink in your

1:06:07 > 1:06:14cup? # Let me cast a beat and we'll ride

1:06:14 > 1:06:194 # Go ahead and put your hands up # Can you feel the temperature

1:06:19 > 1:06:24rising? # Put your hands in the air, baby

1:06:24 > 1:06:30# It's JLS # Do you feel what I feel?

1:06:30 > 1:06:37# Put your hands up # Do you feel what I feel?

1:06:37 > 1:06:42# This beat is killing the club # Do you feel what I feel?

1:06:42 > 1:06:47# Two people falling in love # Do you feel what I feel?

1:06:47 > 1:06:55# This beat is killing the club # Do you feel what I feel?

1:06:55 > 1:07:00# Two people falling in love # Two peopleing falling in love

1:07:00 > 1:07:05# Two people falling in love # Do you feel, do you feel, do you

1:07:05 > 1:07:15feel what I feel? # Do you feel what I feel?

1:07:15 > 1:07:27

1:07:27 > 1:07:32The fantastic JLS. Thank you so much. Now, I'm joined by Victoria

1:07:33 > 1:07:36and Debby, Tony's wife. Now, has Tony always had the moves?

1:07:36 > 1:07:42Certainly, I've never seen anything like that before. No. That's new

1:07:42 > 1:07:50moves for me. And as his daughter, Vectra, how hideous was that to

1:07:50 > 1:07:57watch? Yes, very, very hideous. No. I'm really proud of him, I thought

1:07:57 > 1:08:06he did they well. Did they push it too far, Pat. Well, the leapfrog

1:08:06 > 1:08:16bit was a bit of a worry. But from what I've heard, P Diddy tweeted in

1:08:16 > 1:08:18

1:08:18 > 1:08:25and said it's all over for him so now it's to T-Bone and Diddy. No

1:08:25 > 1:08:29PDidddy. Now, Ben, did Terry's performance

1:08:29 > 1:08:36at Tina Turner affect his masculinity? I've never considered

1:08:36 > 1:08:41him to be that masculine. And I've no idea he was blond as well and

1:08:41 > 1:08:46that wig..and how good were his legs! I saw him last week and he

1:08:46 > 1:08:51said he was doing this, and he didn't say a word about it. It was

1:08:51 > 1:08:54a truly mistake lus experience. Really sexy and Terry's wife is

1:08:54 > 1:08:58here too. Now, it's time to get down to

1:08:58 > 1:09:03business. The nation awaits the results. There are only two spaces

1:09:03 > 1:09:13in the final up for grabs. Let's welcome our five acts back on to

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1:09:18 > 1:09:28the stage. Tamika and Lawrie. Angelos and Ulrika.

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1:09:32 > 1:09:42Terry Alderton. Tony and David.

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1:09:43 > 1:09:50And Darren Gough. We've seen five celebrity acts show

1:09:50 > 1:09:55us their moves tonight and they've been fabulous, fearless and

1:09:55 > 1:10:00phenomenally funky. Well handled. Now, only the act with the highest

1:10:00 > 1:10:08number of public votes will have a guaranteed place in the final.

1:10:08 > 1:10:18are you ready? ALL: Yes. Audience, are you ready? ALL: Yeah! Small dog,

1:10:18 > 1:10:28are you ready? GROWLS OK, it's time, let's do this.

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1:10:38 > 1:10:45The first act who will Conga no longer is....

1:10:45 > 1:10:55Darren Gough. That's an upset. That's an upset.

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1:11:02 > 1:11:12The next act facing extradition from boogie wonderland is....

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1:11:15 > 1:11:20Angelos and Ulrika. So then there were three. Tamika

1:11:20 > 1:11:24and Laurie, Terry Alderton and Tony and David. One of them has an

1:11:24 > 1:11:28automatic place in the final. The other two will be begging at the

1:11:28 > 1:11:37feet of our panel for the last remaining place. We now have the

1:11:37 > 1:11:47result. OK, this is it. I can now reveal the act with the

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1:11:50 > 1:11:56most public votes this week and going straight into the final is...

1:11:56 > 1:12:03Tamika and Laurie. Congratulations, girls. You've done

1:12:04 > 1:12:09You have got a place in the final on March 17.

1:12:09 > 1:12:18You seemed shocked by this news. How are you feeling? Well, you saw

1:12:18 > 1:12:23the rehearsal. Yeah, very shocked. Tamika? Listen, you've done it.

1:12:23 > 1:12:29Congratulations. You need to perform one last time for us, so,

1:12:29 > 1:12:35off you go, girls, you've got to do it again. Well done.

1:12:35 > 1:12:39And, of course, a big round of applause one more time for Angelos

1:12:39 > 1:12:45and Ulrika and Darren Gough, they've been great sports. And

1:12:45 > 1:12:51that's what it is all about. Thank you, guys. So, that means we have

1:12:51 > 1:12:56two acts left. Terry Alderton and Tony and David. Who are the next

1:12:56 > 1:13:00two most popular with the viewers. But there is just one place

1:13:00 > 1:13:06remaining and it's over to our lovely panel to decide which of

1:13:06 > 1:13:16them will join Tamika and Laurie in the final. But to help you with

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1:13:49 > 1:13:54that all-important decision, let's OK. Panel, who do you think should

1:13:55 > 1:14:00progress to the final? It's not an easy job. I'll ask you one-by-one

1:14:00 > 1:14:04to give me the name of the act you'd like to send through. Let's

1:14:04 > 1:14:09begin with the very worried-looking Graham Norton. This is terrible.

1:14:09 > 1:14:13Terrible, terrible, terrible. I mean, Terry was amazing and looked

1:14:13 > 1:14:17stunning. The guys, though, they put their lives on the line. But

1:14:18 > 1:14:27the thing is, maybe they don't want to do it again. So I don't know

1:14:27 > 1:14:32what to do. Oh.... No, no, I'm going to stick with my Radio Two

1:14:32 > 1:14:37roots and I'm going to save Tony and David.

1:14:37 > 1:14:42One for Tony and David. All right, coming to you, Greg, next? I could

1:14:42 > 1:14:48decide it, but I'm not going to decide it. I'm going to leave it to

1:14:48 > 1:14:53poor old Keith. My favourite act tonight was Terry, so I'm going to

1:14:53 > 1:14:58choose Terry. The final decision rests in the hands of a mainic.

1:14:58 > 1:15:04Keith Lemon. Come on, Keith. Last year, you had me like this before.

1:15:04 > 1:15:09It's not fair. Come on Keith. have to rush you, please, I'm sorry.

1:15:09 > 1:15:17Make a decision. We're running out of time, Keith. I'm going to throw

1:15:17 > 1:15:21it to the audience. They're saying Terry. Are you saying Terry? Terry.

1:15:21 > 1:15:25Terry goes through to the Grand Final on March 17.

1:15:25 > 1:15:30Terry, you must be overjoyed. You're going to get to do this all

1:15:30 > 1:15:35again. I condition' wait. I think you're going to be a bit worried,

1:15:36 > 1:15:40I'm coming back like this. Congratulations well done.

1:15:40 > 1:15:44commiserations to Tony and David. We really did love you. Thank you

1:15:45 > 1:15:47so much. Let's hear it one last time for our

1:15:47 > 1:15:53fabulous acts, ladies and gentlemen. Congratulations, guys. We'll see

1:15:53 > 1:15:58you later on. Well done. If tonight's got you excited about

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