0:00:17 > 0:00:19Welcome to Let's Sing and Dance for Comic Relief.
0:00:20 > 0:01:04APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Hello, dear. Oh! If you have just
0:01:05 > 0:01:10tuned in two peri-menopausal women have split their trousers and if you
0:01:11 > 0:01:13are Victoria and David Beckham, yes, we did nick those thrones!
0:01:14 > 0:01:25Have we got a Saturday night extravaganza for you.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31It's almost perfectly positioned in the schedules some say. Now stop,
0:01:32 > 0:01:36because that sounds like a rally. There is a fine line.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40You don't have to be singing and dancing to work here, but it helps,
0:01:41 > 0:01:51as this lot, thank you, Jennifer, as this lot will tell you.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55it's This Morning's Alison Hammond. and getting her freak on tonight
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Swapping their beloved sofa for the stage, it's TV's
0:01:58 > 0:02:06Hoping you go totally Gaga for them tonight it's The One Show reporters.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Hoping they can piff-paff-poof their way into the final it's
0:02:09 > 0:02:12magician Pete Firman and comedian Ellie Taylor.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14And, finally channelling her inner glam rock God it's
0:02:15 > 0:02:20Plus, Craig Revel Horwood and Beverley Callard
0:02:21 > 0:02:25find their happy place in, where else, Blackpool.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28And Comic Relief reports from Sara Cox in Kenya
0:02:29 > 0:02:48All that, plus a rock out as only a middle-aged woman can say
0:02:49 > 0:02:51with the cast of hit musical School of Rock and chart-topper Anne-Marie
0:02:52 > 0:03:06There was a special on comedy panelists.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Please give a very warm and cuddly welcome to Jennifer Saunders,
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Julian Clary, Tameka Empson and Miranda Hart.
0:03:13 > 0:03:19APPLAUSE AND CHEERING The love is intense. Guys, I hope
0:03:20 > 0:03:23you are ready for this because someone in the office had to write a
0:03:24 > 0:03:26lot of e-mails to get you all here. Jennifer, you are head panelist, how
0:03:27 > 0:03:30are you feeling about tonight? I am excited. I am hoping they can raise
0:03:31 > 0:03:35laughs and money at the same time. She's good! I am auditioning for
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Strictly. With the grand final just around
0:03:39 > 0:03:40the corner only two acts The winner of the viewer
0:03:41 > 0:03:44vote and the act chosen You will be able to vote
0:03:45 > 0:03:53for your favourite by phone I love this list. It's one of my
0:03:54 > 0:03:58favourite lists she's ever done. I am going to have to lean a bit. Do
0:03:59 > 0:04:02you want a coffee? Yes, please. All you have to to is sign
0:04:03 > 0:04:05in or register to vote now Don't forget the vote
0:04:06 > 0:04:10opens later in the show. So put down the phone,
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Belinda, in Nottingham. I really hope Belinda in Nottingham
0:04:13 > 0:04:19is convinced that was for her. If you have been affected by any of
0:04:20 > 0:04:23the issues raised there, particularly if you are Belinda from
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Nottingham, press the red button now.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32As Sir Trevor McDonald famously once sang, let's get this party started.
0:04:33 > 0:04:39. First up a woman who won the shiesh
0:04:40 > 0:04:41woman in Birmingham award. We had to coax her to come here tonight, it's
0:04:42 > 0:05:04Alison Hammond. Maybe a little too much spinning!
0:05:05 > 0:05:12Yo, yo, what's up Comic Relief, welcome to my crib! Come on in. Come
0:05:13 > 0:05:24on! Would you mind wiping your feet on the way in? Pretty sweet, eh?
0:05:25 > 0:05:32It's massive! So, let's go downstairs into the area downstairs.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37This is the... Oh, cinema! Oh my gosh! How amazing is this? All the
0:05:38 > 0:05:47DVDs. Obviously this is where I do all my research for the interviews
0:05:48 > 0:05:55that I do, the likes of Hugh Jackman, George Clooney. No biggie.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00This is where I like to work out. Oh!
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Can we cut that bit out because I have never even tried to lift this
0:06:06 > 0:06:16up before. Fancy a dip? No problem. Got my own pool. Boom! You know it.
0:06:17 > 0:06:24Oh, bubbles! So, this is where I host all my
0:06:25 > 0:06:30par-tays! This property has been on the market All right, you have to
0:06:31 > 0:06:36go, just go and hide, get out of here! This is a wonderful house, it
0:06:37 > 0:06:40has absolutely everything. I don't know where to go! Let me show you
0:06:41 > 0:06:46the kitchen now. I am sure you will love this.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Performing Missy Elliott's Get Your Freak On
0:06:49 > 0:07:29# I know you dig the way I sw-sw-switch my style.
0:07:30 > 0:08:23# People gon play me now, in and out of town.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28# 'Cause I'm the best around with the crazy style.
0:08:29 > 0:08:56Clearing Sky clear APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:08:57 > 0:09:24Let me in there. Bring it on! So much fun. How good was that? Did you
0:09:25 > 0:09:30get your freak on? So freaked, brilliant. Well done. Slightly
0:09:31 > 0:09:37singed by the fire. Brilliant. Well done. Not a track I know but I loved
0:09:38 > 0:09:43it. As a pioneer at the forefront of American hip-hop and R how was
0:09:44 > 0:09:46that for you? Well, the thing is it was convincing because I have only
0:09:47 > 0:09:49ever see you being nice and friendly and charming and you were doing it
0:09:50 > 0:10:00with such conviction, it was hard and scary. It was fierce! And
0:10:01 > 0:10:07entertaining. Properly fierce. Do you need a defibrimmator? Yes, could
0:10:08 > 0:10:16you get one. Don't shoot the messenger. My girl freaked it out
0:10:17 > 0:10:19and to think... I heard somebody said Missy Elliott, UK, I don't
0:10:20 > 0:10:30know, just saying freak out. Very good.
0:10:31 > 0:10:37Is it time to be calling her Missy Hammond? Nice. Yes, for sure. For
0:10:38 > 0:10:43sure. You is fly, you is sick. Yeah. She's got all the lingo. You have
0:10:44 > 0:10:50your freak on, never take your freak off. I thought it was frightfully
0:10:51 > 0:10:59good. Don't think you can get freak off until after the watershed. Thank
0:11:00 > 0:11:02you, panel. If you want to see Missy Alison in the grand final then
0:11:03 > 0:11:05holler, all the details are on the screen. The vote is not open yet.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Step away from that phone or I will set this one on you. Look at those
0:11:10 > 0:11:17teeth, she can really bite you, you do not want the imprint of that on
0:11:18 > 0:11:22your thigh as I know to my cost. Calls will cost 15p plus any network
0:11:23 > 0:11:27charge. ... She's left me hanging! Sorry! There was a loose one there.
0:11:28 > 0:11:37Listen, Belinda in Nottingham, that means you. You can also sign in or
0:11:38 > 0:11:42register to vote. Come on. Bbc.co.uk/Red Nose Day. Alison, off
0:11:43 > 0:11:54you go. Let's head to the posh seats.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59All our generous giving stars are here for one main reason. That's
0:12:00 > 0:12:03because the pad thai in the canteen is to die for. They're here to raise
0:12:04 > 0:12:16money for the brilliant Comic Relief. It's simple to do your bit.
0:12:17 > 0:12:25All it takes is a text. To donate ?5 text Give to 07205. To text ?10 text
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Give to 70210. Please do give what you can. All the information is
0:12:31 > 0:12:36running below my wriggling fingers now. You must be 16 or over. Will I
0:12:37 > 0:12:41stop wriggling. I think I will. Once you know who the bill payer is see
0:12:42 > 0:12:53if you can get a free takeaway out of them, as well. Extortion. Our
0:12:54 > 0:12:57next couple have spent their TV careers in front of the telly saying
0:12:58 > 0:13:05what they think. Here's your chance to do the same, it's Steph and Dom!
0:13:06 > 0:13:15On the sofa, this is it! Look at them go!
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Oh, for goodness sake! # In a perfect world... Tea? No, I am fine,
0:13:21 > 0:13:26thank you. I would like us to do our research and watch the Comic Relief
0:13:27 > 0:13:32thing we have signed up for. I am very excited, really looking forward
0:13:33 > 0:13:36to it. Can't wait. ? Welcome to Let's Sing and Dance... Dancing? You
0:13:37 > 0:13:42didn't say anything about dancing. I did. I thought we were going to
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Africa. No, we are going to Elstree Studios. Really? Yes. I suppose it
0:13:47 > 0:13:50can't be all that bad. Look at the curves on that. Are you joking me,
0:13:51 > 0:13:59you do realise that's Matt Edmondson. What? Yes. We might have
0:14:00 > 0:14:03to cross-dress, I don't know. Well, I am not too far against that but
0:14:04 > 0:14:08they get good pop acts. Look at that. Lovely. That's Gareth Gates.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12And they want us to sing, as well. Sing? Yes. You didn't say anything
0:14:13 > 0:14:18about singing. Why did we sign up for this? I don't know. It's not
0:14:19 > 0:14:24entirely too late to pull out, is it? In the rehearsal studio, please,
0:14:25 > 0:14:34we are ready for you. Come on guys, first positions.
0:14:35 > 0:14:45What's the worst that can happen? Five, six, seven, eight... Come on
0:14:46 > 0:14:55guys. Oh, good grief! Can somebody get me a stiff drink?
0:14:56 > 0:15:05Performing Meatloaf and Cher's Dead Ringer For Love, it's Steph and dom!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09# Every night I grab some money and I go down to the bar
0:15:10 > 0:15:14# I got my buddies and a beer I got a dream I need a car
0:15:15 > 0:15:17# You got me begging on my knees c'mon and throw the dog a bone
0:15:18 > 0:15:20# A man he doesn't live by rock'n'roll and brew alone
0:15:21 > 0:15:24# Rock 'n roll and brew rock 'n roll and brew
0:15:25 > 0:15:27# They don't mean a thing when I compare 'em next to you
0:15:28 > 0:15:30# Rock 'n roll and brew rock 'n roll and brew
0:15:31 > 0:15:33# I know that you and I we got better things to do
0:15:34 > 0:15:37# I don't know who you are or what you do or where you go
0:15:38 > 0:15:40# I don't know anything about you baby
0:15:41 > 0:15:43# But you're everything I'm dreaming of
0:15:44 > 0:15:50# I don't know who you are but you're a real dead ringer for love
0:15:51 > 0:15:59# Ever since I can remember you been hanging 'round this joint
0:16:00 > 0:16:05# You been trying to look away but now you finally got the point
0:16:06 > 0:16:09# I don't have to know your name and I won't tell you what to do
0:16:10 > 0:16:13# But a girl like me can't live by only rock 'n roll and brew
0:16:14 > 0:16:19# Rock 'n roll and brew rock 'n roll and brew
0:16:20 > 0:16:22# They don't mean a thing when I compare 'em next to you
0:16:23 > 0:16:25# Rock 'n roll and brew rock 'n roll and brew
0:16:26 > 0:16:28# I know that you and I we got better things to do
0:16:29 > 0:16:31# I don't know who you are or what you do or where you go
0:16:32 > 0:16:34# I don't know anything about you baby
0:16:35 > 0:16:38# But you're everything I'm dreaming of
0:16:39 > 0:16:42# I don't know who you are but you're a real dead ringer for love
0:16:43 > 0:17:18All that hair! One of the most flammable things I have touched in
0:17:19 > 0:17:22my life. It is like Prince Charles. Your highness, welcome. We are going
0:17:23 > 0:17:28to go straight to you. After seeing that, do you wish you could turn
0:17:29 > 0:17:33back time? To when? It is amazing what you can do when you get off the
0:17:34 > 0:17:39sofa, isn't it. Who knew? Who knew? Dom, look at you. You can't help
0:17:40 > 0:17:46yourself. No. Desperately seeking Susanish. But I loved it. Very good.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Miranda. They have proved they would doing my for love. Should they have
0:17:51 > 0:17:55done that? I think they should have done that. I am sort of scared and
0:17:56 > 0:18:01entertained in equal measure, mainly by the wig, which should be bigger.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06It should be bigger. Not the hair, that is not possible. I mean this in
0:18:07 > 0:18:13a positive way, there was excellent dad dancing. Loved it. I mean that
0:18:14 > 0:18:17in a positive way. It was excellent. Jennifer, did they Meatloaf, did it
0:18:18 > 0:18:23give you the hots or the trots? The hots. That is not a bad look is it.
0:18:24 > 0:18:31That is pretty good. I want to see it again but not sober.
0:18:32 > 0:18:37Jennifer, you have caught her eye. That is all I am stay saying. If you
0:18:38 > 0:18:41would like to see them perform again in the final the details are on the
0:18:42 > 0:18:48screen. If you want to adopt the hair, you can do that after the
0:18:49 > 0:18:51show. The vote isn't open yet so hold your horses, Strut your way
0:18:52 > 0:18:59over to the posh seats where you belong darlings.
0:19:00 > 0:19:16They are in love aren't they. Very in love. Strike a pose. Don't you
0:19:17 > 0:19:22move as still to come... Pete and Ellie who have been effecting their
0:19:23 > 0:19:27magical partnership in reher Sams. And Her Majesty the keen loved it.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32Sally Lindsay, who has been getting into glam rock spirit. Guy, could
0:19:33 > 0:19:37somebody tune my guitar please? Plus see what happens when ballroom's
0:19:38 > 0:19:49finest Craig Revel Horwood hits the Vegas of the north.
0:19:50 > 0:19:57APPLAUSE I like that. All of that, plus Sarah
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Cox will join us to tell us about her 24 hours danceathon for Comic
0:20:03 > 0:20:09Relief. I have any disco pants and Deeley boppers which are made out of
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Cat Deeley. Our next bunch are known as journalist, today they are here
0:20:14 > 0:20:26to prove they were born this way. It is The One Show Reporters.
0:20:27 > 0:20:41The One Show! Sleek. Sexy. And... Oh, that spoiled it. Don't worry
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Michelle. We will cut that bit out. Well that is all we have time for
0:20:47 > 0:20:51for tonight. All that remains to be said is a very special thank you to
0:20:52 > 0:20:58our One Show reporters, there they are. Thanks to Ewan, Alex, to
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Michelle who I think it is safe to say hasn't mastered the unicycle and
0:21:03 > 0:21:08to Dom for that special report on taking the sting out of bee keeping
0:21:09 > 0:21:14in the Home Counties. My pleasure. Guy, before you go, got brilliant
0:21:15 > 0:21:18news for you, OK, you have been asked to perform on Let's Sing and
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Dance for Comic Relief. Amazing. The crew are delighted. We have some
0:21:23 > 0:21:29information for you. You need the follow, Ewan, four pounds of streaky
0:21:30 > 0:21:36bacon and 3 gammon steaks. On it. Alex can you get your hands on an
0:21:37 > 0:21:41old fashioned telephone. Michelle. Four dozen cuddly toys, frogs,
0:21:42 > 0:21:44previously. You need red tape. And Dom ark roll of hazard tape.
0:21:45 > 0:21:57Consider it done. Best of luck with it.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03What do we do with these? Wear them? Wear them!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Performing Lady Gaga's Born This Way -
0:22:08 > 0:22:29# She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
0:22:30 > 0:22:38# There's nothing wrong with loving who you are
0:22:39 > 0:22:41# She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe"
0:22:42 > 0:22:45# "So hold your head up girl and you'll go far,
0:22:46 > 0:22:56# I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
0:22:57 > 0:23:07# I was born this way
0:23:08 > 0:23:20# Right track baby, I was born this way
0:23:21 > 0:23:26# You're black, white, beige, chola descent
0:23:27 > 0:23:31# Left you outcast, bullied or teased
0:23:32 > 0:23:36# 'Cause baby you were born this way
0:23:37 > 0:23:43# I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
0:23:44 > 0:23:59# Baby I was born this way
0:24:00 > 0:24:07# Right track, baby, I was born this way
0:24:08 > 0:24:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE .
0:24:27 > 0:24:42Oh! Oh! Brilliant. 11 different types of madness. Look at you and
0:24:43 > 0:24:48sausages and chops. Can I just say your choice of outfit Ewan could not
0:24:49 > 0:24:54be rasher. It really... Look at his plates of meat there. You must be
0:24:55 > 0:25:01knackered. That was a hell of a festival. Very strong work. A
0:25:02 > 0:25:07terrible experience up there with the straps. Quite grippy. I think I
0:25:08 > 0:25:12have torn a hole! We will go to the judges now. Julian, do you think we
0:25:13 > 0:25:18have found our next Super Bowl performance? They are scary close up
0:25:19 > 0:25:22and bizarre and I, I think people watching the show maybe to see
0:25:23 > 0:25:27well-known people do something out of their come fofrt zone and attempt
0:25:28 > 0:25:34to retain a scrap of dignity. I think you managed that. Tam can, was
0:25:35 > 0:25:42that a one show wonder or have they go got to take it forward? I think
0:25:43 > 0:25:47they broke the mould, man, this is a unique piece, this is something that
0:25:48 > 0:25:50I like you at home to just donate, because after that performance, you
0:25:51 > 0:25:56have to pick up the phone guys. Phone, guys. Well done.
0:25:57 > 0:26:04APPLAUSE Well done guys.
0:26:05 > 0:26:10Can I ask if you went Gaga for that lot? I did. I am speaking with a red
0:26:11 > 0:26:17nose on. That is a commitment to Comic Relief. Commitment to outfits
0:26:18 > 0:26:21to dancing, to the whole thing, I literally can't speak with this on.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24It was brilliant. I loved it. Thank you for doing it to Comic Relief.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29Amazing. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:30 > 0:26:35With The One Show reporters, you will need to reach for the telephone
0:26:36 > 0:26:37and vote for them. The performance artists, thank you please join all
0:26:38 > 0:26:59the other people on the posh seats. Just saw Ewan's silverside there. Up
0:27:00 > 0:27:05next a magical duo hoping to make the rest of the competition
0:27:06 > 0:27:08disappear. Say how do to Pete Firman and his glamorous assistant Ellie
0:27:09 > 0:27:16Taylor. Ellie Taylor.
0:27:17 > 0:27:25Pete Firman. Comedy magic.
0:27:26 > 0:27:32Two worlds collide. I didn't mean literally guys.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37Pete and I have been put together for Let's Sing and Dance for Comic
0:27:38 > 0:27:43Relief and I cannot tell you how excited I am.
0:27:44 > 0:27:51For me Pete is the best magician to ever grace this land.
0:27:52 > 0:28:00He just has it all. He has pizazz. He has style. He has a bit more
0:28:01 > 0:28:05pizazz. He is the man. I think I might be a bit star struck when I
0:28:06 > 0:28:11meet him, because guess who is going to be his glamorous assistant. This
0:28:12 > 0:28:18guy. Today we begin our rehearsals. I can't wait. Hello Pete. Good
0:28:19 > 0:28:24evening Ellie. So nice to meet you. A of course it is. Before we start
0:28:25 > 0:28:30can we do some spells. Can I stop you there. These aren't spells.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33These are illusions and some take decades and decades of rehearsal and
0:28:34 > 0:28:39practise, you can't go waveling your wand round. Just one Tynely
0:28:40 > 0:28:44illusion. I don't think so. Please, please, just one, one tiny illusion.
0:28:45 > 0:28:59I don't think so. A little tiny one, just one tiny one. Go on, it will be
0:29:00 > 0:29:06good. Steady. Abra cad bra. Don't worry, hocus pocus.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09You just wouldn't listen would you? Sorry...
0:29:10 > 0:29:11Performing Little Mix's Black Magic -
0:29:12 > 0:29:28# Is your lover playing on your side?
0:29:29 > 0:30:25# All the girls on the block knockin' at my door
0:30:26 > 0:30:29# Wanna know what it is make the boys want more
0:30:30 > 0:30:45# And it's called, and it's called, and it's called black magic
0:30:46 > 0:31:38Oh, Pete and Ellie! Gang, listen, singing and dancing
0:31:39 > 0:31:47and magic. And extra women coming out of baskets. So many women! Have
0:31:48 > 0:31:52we left a long enough pause? So, first of all, Miranda, what would
0:31:53 > 0:31:56the Magic Circle make of that? Let's sing and do magic for Comic Relief,
0:31:57 > 0:32:00amazing. Could it be magic? Yes, it could. Do you see...
0:32:01 > 0:32:04APPLAUSE Stop it! Amazing. To be able to sing
0:32:05 > 0:32:10and do all of that concentrating, as well. Multitasking, amazing.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15Jennifer, did they cast a spell on you? They did, yes. That was very
0:32:16 > 0:32:20brilliant. You probably were singing and dancing at the same time but I
0:32:21 > 0:32:25end up being annoyed that I don't know where they came from, those
0:32:26 > 0:32:36women. Where did they come from? You can't say. Women in a basket. I
0:32:37 > 0:32:43respect your oath. Julian, finally, Hocus Pocus or Hocus Bogus. Well, my
0:32:44 > 0:32:47magic circle was... Our job is done. That's another circle we can't
0:32:48 > 0:32:52reveal details about. If you thought wonderful Pete and Ellie pulled it
0:32:53 > 0:32:58out of the bag all the details are at the bottom of the screen. Or are
0:32:59 > 0:33:02they? Yes, they are. Don't vote yet as the voting isn't open and it will
0:33:03 > 0:33:05ruin the magic for everyone. Put your hands together a bit faster for
0:33:06 > 0:33:06Pete and Ellie. Off you go to the posh seats.
0:33:07 > 0:33:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Where is this going? Hello, sailor.
0:33:23 > 0:33:28Our final act this evening... I can hear the ball joint creak! Our final
0:33:29 > 0:33:32act this evening has come all the way from Mount Pleasant. She went
0:33:33 > 0:33:37past the Hatfield gallery if you are interested. She's making her way to
0:33:38 > 0:33:44our hydraulic floor lift, it's Sally Lindsay! .
0:33:45 > 0:34:04Sally Lindsay! Set that woman loose! She will be fine. It's Monday
0:34:05 > 0:34:09morning and actress Sally Lindsay arrives for filming of her TV show,
0:34:10 > 0:34:15Mount Pleasant. Derek, how is that lovely wife of yours? I am not
0:34:16 > 0:34:21actually married, madam! Of course you are not! My name's Robert,
0:34:22 > 0:34:24madam. I know it says number one on my dressing room door but I am one
0:34:25 > 0:34:37of the team, we are all mates. I keep it real. One big happy family.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40Morning! Hi! I am a make-up artist's dream
0:34:41 > 0:34:48actually, very soft, very smooth skin. Not like the other members of
0:34:49 > 0:34:54cast. I mean, I hardly need any make-up at all. In fact there's not
0:34:55 > 0:35:05many actresses who are this wrinkle-free at the age of 34.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09I know it's comedy, but I intend to take my performance on Let's Sing
0:35:10 > 0:35:22and Dance for Comic Relief very seriously. I see it as a gift to my
0:35:23 > 0:35:29public. Argh! Bobby! Go for a drink if you want.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33Yeah. Performing Slade's Cum
0:35:34 > 0:35:35On Feel the Noize - # So you think I got an evil mind,
0:35:36 > 0:35:53well I'll tell you honey # So you think my singing's out
0:35:54 > 0:36:08of time, well it makes me money # So you say I got a funny face
0:36:09 > 0:37:57I ain't got no worries APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:37:58 > 0:38:07Noddy! Come on, Noddy. Come on, downing it. Look at that windmill.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10Well done. They're still alive. Now... What was
0:38:11 > 0:38:14all that about? That was magnificent. Is this something you
0:38:15 > 0:38:20would wear on a quiet night in, would you consider that outfit at
0:38:21 > 0:38:27any point? You look so pleased with yourself. You were channelling
0:38:28 > 0:38:32Noddy, weren't you? What a bizarre evening we have all had. Stranger
0:38:33 > 0:38:40and stranger. It's like we are all in a dream. Tameka, glam rock or
0:38:41 > 0:38:47glam shock? It's a bit of both. Sally, you left the building and
0:38:48 > 0:38:54this is what was left. Talk about just going for it. You really went
0:38:55 > 0:38:58for it and I was there. Was that a potential Glastonbury headliner,
0:38:59 > 0:39:06Jennifer? Yeah, that's my era, totally. Somewhere between Noddy and
0:39:07 > 0:39:12a Diddy man. Keep that suit. That's not coming off. It was brilliant.
0:39:13 > 0:39:23People have wondered what Noddy Holder might make of this, Sally. We
0:39:24 > 0:39:27asked him. Well done, Sal! You are now a fully qualified rock chick.
0:39:28 > 0:39:37So, keep on rocking! Get her on the phone, I want to do a duet.
0:39:38 > 0:39:47You look more like Noddy Holder than he does. Panel, thank you so much.
0:39:48 > 0:39:52If Sally Slade the rest of the competition and had you Noddying
0:39:53 > 0:39:56your head to the beat, all the details are on the screen. But
0:39:57 > 0:40:04remember voting isn't open yet. Thank you, head over to the posh
0:40:05 > 0:40:09seats. That's it. All our star acts have performed. Look at them over
0:40:10 > 0:40:15there. It's like a cautionary tale for children wanting to go into show
0:40:16 > 0:40:21business right there. Jennifer, presiding over the panel like a lady
0:40:22 > 0:40:27Len Goodman or should I say Jen Goodman. Could you give us a summary
0:40:28 > 0:40:30of tonight's events, please. Total comedy madness with a bit of
0:40:31 > 0:40:36dancing. I loved it. They were so brilliant, all of them. So strong.
0:40:37 > 0:40:42APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Very strong. As always it's your
0:40:43 > 0:40:47vote at home that really counts. With two places left in the final
0:40:48 > 0:40:54there is only one thing to do... Voting is now open!
0:40:55 > 0:41:18# Call me... Right. The reading glasses are on
0:41:19 > 0:41:22and the blank sheets of paper are in hand. Good evening. Welcome to fake
0:41:23 > 0:41:27news. You are not Hugh Edwards. Fake. There is nothing about you
0:41:28 > 0:41:31that says George Aligah. Fake. If you would like to vote for tonight's
0:41:32 > 0:41:36winner calls cost 15p plus any network access charge. Validated but
0:41:37 > 0:41:44be sure to get the bill payer's permission before you call. You can
0:41:45 > 0:41:47vote online for free. At bbc.co.uk/Red Nose Day. The vote
0:41:48 > 0:41:52closes in approximately 13 minutes, so the Russians told me. I would get
0:41:53 > 0:41:56to it if I were you. Don't vote if you are watching on demand, well,
0:41:57 > 0:42:02you know, that's in the past. Excuse me, news just in from our
0:42:03 > 0:42:10entertainment correspondent, we just hired him, George Osbourne, ladies
0:42:11 > 0:42:15and gentlemen. Satirical! Now, breaking entertainment news, sting
0:42:16 > 0:42:20has lost his favourite album. He has asked The Police to check their
0:42:21 > 0:42:25records. Time for that quick reminder of tonight's stunning
0:42:26 > 0:44:00performances and those all-important numbers. Three, two, one...
0:44:01 > 0:44:07APPLAUSE So, that's all the details you need.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10So you know what to do. Vote, what are you waiting for? While our
0:44:11 > 0:44:16performers whip off back stage to nick the free stuff from their
0:44:17 > 0:44:21dressing rooms, by the way my waistband is studded with mini
0:44:22 > 0:44:24Twixes right now. Here's a reminder of why we are here. That's to raise
0:44:25 > 0:44:33money for the brilliant Comic Relief. Here's a film from Sara Cox
0:44:34 > 0:44:41on the orphaned children she met in Kenya. Godfrey is ten. He recently
0:44:42 > 0:44:47lost his mum. His brother leaves to find work each day and he is left
0:44:48 > 0:44:57alone. Lorner, a community volunteer funded by your donations knows just
0:44:58 > 0:45:03how hard it's been for Godfrey. It's very painful, after their mum died
0:45:04 > 0:45:05he is shy. Lorner visits Godfrey and supports him as much as she can. Can
0:45:06 > 0:45:23I ask you about your mummy. You are such a brave boy. He's
0:45:24 > 0:45:26definitely grieving. He is definitely still grieving for his
0:45:27 > 0:45:31mum but he is ten, he doesn't know how to handle grieve. The only
0:45:32 > 0:45:34support that they have is through Lorner coming around. You just want
0:45:35 > 0:45:41to keep hugging that woman because she's amazing. I then discovered
0:45:42 > 0:45:51that after losing both parents Godfrey's house had burned down. Are
0:45:52 > 0:45:57they your shoes, Godfrey. If it wasn't for you helping people
0:45:58 > 0:46:04like Lorner I don't know what would happen to such a sweet smart little
0:46:05 > 0:46:09boy like that. So... You know, and there's so many boys like that, he
0:46:10 > 0:46:15is not by himself. There's so many families who are like this. That,
0:46:16 > 0:46:20you know, we have just got to try and help. Give whatever you can
0:46:21 > 0:46:28give. We will be so grateful. And it will help people like Lorner to help
0:46:29 > 0:46:34little boys like Godfrey. To give ?5 text Give to 70205 or to
0:46:35 > 0:46:38give ?10 text Give to 70210. Thank you.
0:46:39 > 0:46:41We are pleased to tell you that Lorner continues to visit Godfrey
0:46:42 > 0:46:43and his brother at least three times a week
0:46:44 > 0:46:47Godfrey has now also been enrolled in a support group
0:46:48 > 0:46:53This is all possible thanks to your donations
0:46:54 > 0:46:58That's right all it takes is a text and all the details you need
0:46:59 > 0:47:01Please remember texts will cost your donation
0:47:02 > 0:47:04plus your standard network message charge and 100% of your donation
0:47:05 > 0:47:12You must be 16 or over and please ask the bill payer's permission.
0:47:13 > 0:47:14For full terms and conditions and more information go
0:47:15 > 0:47:19And Sara Cox will be joining us live to tell us
0:47:20 > 0:47:22all about her 80's dance-a-thon - but first here with her new single
0:47:23 > 0:47:25Ciao Adios please put your hands together for the brilliant
0:47:26 > 0:47:38# Asked you once asked you twice now there's
0:47:39 > 0:47:45# You say she's just a friend now then why don't we call her?
0:47:46 > 0:47:48# So you wanna go home with someone to do all the things
0:47:49 > 0:47:53# Used to take me out in your fancy car
0:47:54 > 0:48:05until I hear her say your name don't know where you are
0:48:06 > 0:48:07# Used to sing along when you played guitar
0:48:08 > 0:48:10# Hope she treats you better than you treated me
0:48:11 > 0:48:22# If you're giving all kissing and having fun
0:48:23 > 0:48:27# I'm not gonna sit here wasting mine on you yeah you
0:48:28 > 0:48:45# After three after four times why did I bother?
0:48:46 > 0:48:49# Tell me how many more times does it take to get smarter
0:48:50 > 0:48:52# Don't need to deny the hurt and the lies
0:48:53 > 0:48:57# And all of the things you did to me I swear I know you did
0:48:58 > 0:49:01# Now you take her out in your fancy car and make out in the rain
0:49:02 > 0:49:04# And when she's ring you up she know where you are
0:49:05 > 0:49:08# Now she sings along when you play guitar
0:49:09 > 0:49:15# Hope you treat her better than you treated me
0:49:16 > 0:49:24# I saw you with her kissing and having fun
0:49:25 > 0:49:27# If you're giving all of your money and time
0:49:28 > 0:49:29# I'm not gonna sit here wasting mine on you yeah you
0:49:30 > 0:49:47# No you take her out in your fancy car and make out in the rain
0:49:48 > 0:49:50# And when she's ring you up she know where you are
0:49:51 > 0:49:53# Now she sings along when you play guitar
0:49:54 > 0:50:00# Hope you treat her better than you treated me
0:50:01 > 0:50:08# I saw you with her kissing and having fun
0:50:09 > 0:50:13# If you're giving all of your money and time
0:50:14 > 0:50:16# I'm not gonna sit here wasting mine on you yeah you
0:50:17 > 0:50:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE .
0:50:31 > 0:50:33Now as you know, there are loads of ways to
0:50:34 > 0:50:36fundraise for Comic Relief - our very own Miranda
0:50:37 > 0:50:38undertook five days of mad cap challenges all to
0:50:39 > 0:50:40raise money for this wonderful cause.
0:50:41 > 0:50:49To tell us more about her challenge, please welcome Radio 2 DJ Sara Cox!
0:50:50 > 0:51:05APPLAUSE Foxy. Come on. Hello. Hey girls.
0:51:06 > 0:51:10Sorry I shouted. Not at all. That was a very powerful film that one. I
0:51:11 > 0:51:13have never been over to Nairobi before and I have never done a film
0:51:14 > 0:51:18for Comic Relief. You watch on your couch at home and you think that is
0:51:19 > 0:51:24a different planet. Look at it, it seems far away from your own lives.
0:51:25 > 0:51:28Goderie, looked round my phone, found the apps and you think he is
0:51:29 > 0:51:33the same at my little boy at home. The same at our kids, he has been
0:51:34 > 0:51:41born into this tough life, so yes, it was incredible. Coxy, tell us my
0:51:42 > 0:51:47love, that was a firm slap. I might be injured and I can't dance for 24
0:51:48 > 0:51:54hours. This is your challenge, what is going on?? My sounds of the '80s,
0:51:55 > 0:52:02because I do an 80s show. I have to dance for 24 hours, Solidly? You
0:52:03 > 0:52:10will hear it on Radio 2 and watch it on the Red Button, all the amazing
0:52:11 > 0:52:16DJs, when they press it, you will see my dancing. Lots of live music
0:52:17 > 0:52:22from the 80s. It will be incredible. When will it start? 9.30am, Monday
0:52:23 > 0:52:28morning until 9.30 Tuesday morning. It starts in the morning. I know,
0:52:29 > 0:52:36thank you for the ooh! You will have your disco boot boss on at 9am. How
0:52:37 > 0:52:42will you get through the 4am slot? One word, two words. Trevor Nelson,
0:52:43 > 0:52:47he will DJ for me. We are delighted you have joined us. Only one way we
0:52:48 > 0:52:51can send you off. Get your pelvis into second gear, Sara Cox. I am
0:52:52 > 0:52:57going to get you to put this headband on. Remind to the '80s.
0:52:58 > 0:53:03# She's a maniac # Maniac on the floor
0:53:04 > 0:53:14# And she dances like she's never danced before. #
0:53:15 > 0:53:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I cannot believe Sara will be in the
0:53:20 > 0:53:26'80s for a whole 24 hours. We never left it. I miss the puff ball skirt.
0:53:27 > 0:53:31I Miss My jaw line. While we fast forward back to the naughties it is
0:53:32 > 0:53:36time to find out if the people of Blackpool... It is holding my
0:53:37 > 0:53:43forehead in place. Very cheap and easy way of getting a face-lift.
0:53:44 > 0:53:44Good. Time to find out if the people of Blackpool turned Craig Revel
0:53:45 > 0:54:02Horwood's frown upside down. Don't suppose you do sea bass? You
0:54:03 > 0:54:09will have my finest cod and chips and like them. A face like a wet
0:54:10 > 0:54:15weekend. Cheer up, chuck, it's Blackpool.
0:54:16 > 0:54:29# I must sound crazy what I'm about to say
0:54:30 > 0:54:35# Sunshine's here you can take a break
0:54:36 > 0:54:39# Like I don't care baby, by the way # Because I'm happy
0:54:40 > 0:54:42# If you feel like a room without a roof
0:54:43 > 0:54:46# Because I'm happy # Clap along if you feel like
0:54:47 > 0:54:50happiness is a truth # Because I'm happy
0:54:51 > 0:54:53# Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
0:54:54 > 0:54:57# Because I'm happy # Clap along if you feel like that's
0:54:58 > 0:55:10what you want to do. # # Give me all you got, no holding
0:55:11 > 0:55:14back # Yeah
0:55:15 > 0:55:19# I should probably warn you I'll be just fine
0:55:20 > 0:55:23# Yeah # Don't waste your time
0:55:24 > 0:55:28# Because I'm happy # Clap along if you feel like a room
0:55:29 > 0:55:32without a roof # Because I'm happy
0:55:33 > 0:55:35# Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
0:55:36 > 0:55:40# Because I'm happy # Clap along if you know what
0:55:41 > 0:55:44happiness is to you # Because I'm happy
0:55:45 > 0:55:56# Clap along if you feel like that's what you want to do.
0:55:57 > 0:56:11# Happy, happy, happy had been happy, happy, happy
0:56:12 > 0:56:17# -- happy, happy, happy # Happy, happy, happy
0:56:18 > 0:56:23# Because I'm happy. # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:56:24 > 0:56:31What did you think of that? Darling it was a dance disaster!
0:56:32 > 0:56:39I am not going to lie. Slightly fancy Craig Revel Horwood. We are
0:56:40 > 0:56:44crushing on him. As you saw during that film the vote is now closed.
0:56:45 > 0:56:49Don't vote now but you may be charged. A vote isn't really closed
0:56:50 > 0:56:54until Barbara Windsor says it is closed. The vote is now closed.
0:56:55 > 0:56:59Coming up with have a very special performance from the hit West End
0:57:00 > 0:57:04musical School of Rock, before that here is Emeli Sande's report.
0:57:05 > 0:57:07And please be aware, that some viewers may find scenes
0:57:08 > 0:57:13In this hospital 234 Uganda, children are dangerously ill because
0:57:14 > 0:57:20they haven't been vaccinated against pneumonia.
0:57:21 > 0:57:31Nurse Betty is on the front line. How often do you see cases of severe
0:57:32 > 0:57:33pneumonia? Every day we see them. Five-month-old Joffrey's lungs are
0:57:34 > 0:57:40filled with fluid and he is struggling to breathe We have to
0:57:41 > 0:57:44give oxygen therapy, because of the resources that oxygen is being
0:57:45 > 0:57:49shared using the same source, which was supposed to be used by one
0:57:50 > 0:57:54patient. S sharing the same oxygen is Jeremiah, six months old.
0:57:55 > 0:58:00Caroline ten months, and Mohammed two months.
0:58:01 > 0:58:07Also suffering from pneumonia. I am kind of in shock as to the
0:58:08 > 0:58:11conditions. Really just feel very angry that children were suffering
0:58:12 > 0:58:17on this level. Almost needlessly. The more we can do to prevent
0:58:18 > 0:58:30children from getting pneumonia, we should try to do that.
0:58:31 > 0:58:42Joffrey wasn't vaccinated and his condition remains critical.
0:58:43 > 0:58:48I am sorry to have to tell you this but he didn't survive. If he had
0:58:49 > 0:58:53been vaccinated against pneumonia he would have had a better chance of
0:58:54 > 0:58:57survival. This can't keep happening. Children can't keep dying needlessly
0:58:58 > 0:59:01from conditions that can be prevented by vaccines that can cost
0:59:02 > 0:59:14as little as ?5. Please, please, give what you can. This has to stop.
0:59:15 > 0:59:18Thank you. To donate text the word give.
0:59:19 > 0:59:21A very moving film there and with your help and donations
0:59:22 > 0:59:24Comic Relief can continue to fund vital health projects in Africa
0:59:25 > 0:59:29so that children can receive the life-saving vaccines
0:59:30 > 0:59:36If you want to help then all the information you need
0:59:37 > 0:59:45We know times are tight but please do give what you can,
0:59:46 > 0:59:46every single donation can change lives
0:59:47 > 0:59:51Now it's time for a very special performance direct
0:59:52 > 0:59:54from the West End stage - singing and playing live, please hand
0:59:55 > 0:59:58in your homework and put your hands together for the cast of the smash
0:59:59 > 1:00:16Mew Sybil speaks to you and what is what matters most. You ever play
1:00:17 > 1:00:17electric guitar. My dad thinks it a ea waste of time.
1:00:18 > 1:00:25# Grab a hold of your axe and try to pluck out this riff
1:00:26 > 1:00:36# Let your shoulders relax you don't wanna be so stiff
1:00:37 > 1:00:39# Keep on going don't stop take it over the top
1:00:40 > 1:00:42# Make each note really pop squeeze out every last drop
1:00:43 > 1:01:02What's that big lumpy thing you are playing? The cello.
1:01:03 > 1:01:13# Turn a cello this way and it's practically like a bass
1:01:14 > 1:01:19# Pop the strings when you play and watch how you shred my face
1:01:20 > 1:01:22# Keep on rockin' each note, grab it right by the throat
1:01:23 > 1:01:24# Keep the rhythm afloat don't forget to emote
1:01:25 > 1:01:43# If you play the piano you can play the keys
1:01:44 > 1:01:51I only play classical. I don't think I can. Get over here.
1:01:52 > 1:01:53# So just loosen it up and strut your expertise
1:01:54 > 1:01:56# Take a look at this music and let your mind expand
1:01:57 > 1:02:11All right, who's going to be my drummer? You play the cymbals!
1:02:12 > 1:02:15# Sit your butt at the skins and try to whack out a beat
1:02:16 > 1:02:23# Feel the groove in your pins then slowly turn up the heat
1:02:24 > 1:02:25# With a rat-a-tat-tat on the bass and hi-hat
1:02:26 > 1:02:27# Make it juicy and fat yes exactly like that
1:02:28 > 1:02:42# I need a couple of roadies I need someone on tech
1:02:43 > 1:03:02# It means I'm putting you in charge of the whole damn thing
1:03:03 > 1:03:30That's it. Keep rocking. Rock it out.
1:03:31 > 1:03:33# Now repeat after me, I pledge allegiance to the band
1:03:34 > 1:03:43I promise to give Mr Schneebly full command
1:03:44 > 1:03:46# And with me in control of the band as a whole
1:03:47 > 1:03:50# We will rock and we'll roll with our heart and our soul
1:03:51 > 1:04:25Oh, yeah! Now it's the moment you have all
1:04:26 > 1:04:31been waiting for. Is Michael Portillo's Great Railway Journeys
1:04:32 > 1:04:36on? Not quite. It's this. The results are in! Babs has said it, so
1:04:37 > 1:04:51the results are in. Do you have the sparkly envelope of expectation? No,
1:04:52 > 1:05:02I don't. I believe it's being delivered via the conga!
1:05:03 > 1:05:13# Come on, shake your body, do the conga...
1:05:14 > 1:05:21Gosh! Now, with the results in hand it's time to welcome back our five
1:05:22 > 1:05:34star acts. Alison Hammond. Steph and Dom.
1:05:35 > 1:05:54The One Show Reporters. Pete and Ellie. And Sally Lindsay.
1:05:55 > 1:05:58APPLAUSE AND CHEERING If you have just tuned in, no your
1:05:59 > 1:06:02meds haven't kicked in a gear. Tonight five star acts sang and
1:06:03 > 1:06:07danced for you but only two can go through. I know you know this, I am
1:06:08 > 1:06:10recapping for Melanie. The act with the highest number of viewers votes
1:06:11 > 1:06:13will have a guaranteed place in the grand final. The second and third
1:06:14 > 1:06:18will face the panel who will choose their favourite. That's why they're
1:06:19 > 1:06:24here, Melanie. Oh! Time to cue the low, dramatic lighting.
1:06:25 > 1:06:29It's too dark! I am scared. It's just your excuse to touch me, stop
1:06:30 > 1:06:38it! Where are we, it's too dark! One of the many reasons Mel didn't get
1:06:39 > 1:06:43into drama school. For a moment there I thought they'd moved BBC One
1:06:44 > 1:06:47online. Thanks, Jennifer. The great British public, that's you, have
1:06:48 > 1:06:50spoken. We can reveal the top three in the viewer vote. In no particular
1:06:51 > 1:06:55order... There was no money for animation, so I have to do this for
1:06:56 > 1:07:04a bit. In no particular order... Let me see, as well. The first act is...
1:07:05 > 1:07:11Can't see. There we go. Sally Lindsay.
1:07:12 > 1:07:26APPLAUSE Well done, Sal. Also in the top
1:07:27 > 1:07:34three is... The One Show Reporters. APPLAUSE
1:07:35 > 1:07:44Thank you. Thank you. And, finally, in the top three
1:07:45 > 1:07:55it's... Alison Hammond!
1:07:56 > 1:08:01APPLAUSE So, sadly, that means we need to say
1:08:02 > 1:08:05goodbye to Steph and Dom, and Pete and Ellie, you have been
1:08:06 > 1:08:12magnificent. Off to the posh seats, my darling. Well done.
1:08:13 > 1:08:16Right, simmer down, team. We will now reveal the winner of the public
1:08:17 > 1:08:22vote, the fate of the other two is in the hands of our panel. The
1:08:23 > 1:08:28winner of tonight's... The audience are committing, I like to hear that,
1:08:29 > 1:08:43the winner of tonight's Let's Sing and Dance for Comic Relief is...
1:08:44 > 1:08:49The One Show Reporters! Congratulations, The One Show
1:08:50 > 1:08:59Reporters. Well done guys. Gang, cling very
1:09:00 > 1:09:02close. Well done to you. It's building there. The heat that's
1:09:03 > 1:09:07building in that outfit, extraordinary. Guys, were you
1:09:08 > 1:09:18expecting this? We weren't expecting it at all! We have to do that again!
1:09:19 > 1:09:21O, yes. You need to get right up on that harness, my darling. Your
1:09:22 > 1:09:25gusset awaits. We look forward to seeing you all again in the final.
1:09:26 > 1:09:36Off you go and prepare for your winners' performance. Well done
1:09:37 > 1:09:40guys. Oh, Lindsay, Hammond. Come on, my darling. Come on gang. Now this
1:09:41 > 1:09:45means there is just one place left in the grand final. Who will join
1:09:46 > 1:09:50The One Show Reporters? Will it be Alison Hammond or Sally Lindsay?
1:09:51 > 1:09:52It's all down to the panel to decide before they do, here is reminder of
1:09:53 > 1:10:09their cracking performances. # People sing around
1:10:10 > 1:10:22# People gather around # People jump around...
1:10:23 > 1:10:30# Well, I tell you honey # I don't know why
1:10:31 > 1:10:33# No, I don't know why...
1:10:34 > 1:10:41APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Right, this is a tough one. This is
1:10:42 > 1:10:49a really, really tough one. So who is it going to be guys? Alison or
1:10:50 > 1:10:54Sally? Awesome foursome, we are going to need one name. I think that
1:10:55 > 1:11:00was a cry for help there! The medical team will be with you
1:11:01 > 1:11:06soon, sir. Miranda, one name and your reason for that name
1:11:07 > 1:11:09forthwithly. These women are fantastic and amazing time and
1:11:10 > 1:11:12energy they've given and watching those appeal films earlier, that's
1:11:13 > 1:11:16why we are here. We are also here for the entertainment and playing
1:11:17 > 1:11:19this game and so I am going to go for... She came out first, she
1:11:20 > 1:11:29rocked it, she freaked. For me it's Alison!
1:11:30 > 1:11:32All right, Tameka. Impossible choice, brilliant. This is the
1:11:33 > 1:11:37hardest choice the panel have had to make. I need one name and your
1:11:38 > 1:11:42reason, please, darling. Oh, I don't like doing this bit because I want
1:11:43 > 1:11:48to put you both in. Oh, both performers were excellent. There was
1:11:49 > 1:11:55no apology, you came out, you smashed it. Do me a favour... We
1:11:56 > 1:12:06need a name, Tameka. In three seconds. Alison... Sorry! You can't
1:12:07 > 1:12:12have two, just one. Come on. I can't do it. Do me a favour. Come on,
1:12:13 > 1:12:20love. Contractually, you must. OK, OK. Alison.
1:12:21 > 1:12:24This is getting interesting. Two for Alison. Julian, who are you going to
1:12:25 > 1:12:29put three and why, quite quickly, Julian. I have also lost the power
1:12:30 > 1:12:37of speech. I love you both. I am going to go for the person that
1:12:38 > 1:12:41surprised me most which was Sally. Jennifer. This means the decision
1:12:42 > 1:12:45lies with you. I say that, whatever you decide it will probably be a
1:12:46 > 1:12:49tie-break or we will see. What happens if it's a tie-break. Leave
1:12:50 > 1:12:55that... Hopefully somebody in here will tell me what to do like they
1:12:56 > 1:13:02always do. Like they always do in everything. A name, please, my love.
1:13:03 > 1:13:08I am going to go with Sally for the mutton chops alone. It's a
1:13:09 > 1:13:17tie-break! Jennifer, we look well. Now we go to
1:13:18 > 1:13:19the swimwear round. Panel, I hate to say this you have
1:13:20 > 1:13:22been utterly useless and you have not managed to reach a majority
1:13:23 > 1:13:26decision. Two votes each. We are going to go back to the viewers'
1:13:27 > 1:13:33votes to decide the winner. That's the best way. The act with the most
1:13:34 > 1:13:37viewer votes and heading through to the grand final is... I can't bear
1:13:38 > 1:13:40the tension! I am going to brace myself. I can't
1:13:41 > 1:13:50bear it! Bracing. Bracing.
1:13:51 > 1:14:06Bracing. Alison Hammond!
1:14:07 > 1:14:10Well done. You were amazing. Massive congrats to Alison. Sadly, it's
1:14:11 > 1:14:14goodbye to our lovely Sally Lindsay. Sally! Extraordinary. Let's hear it
1:14:15 > 1:14:23for all our abilities tonight, please. They all gave their time.
1:14:24 > 1:14:26See you next week, darling. It's been another phenomenal night
1:14:27 > 1:14:29of song and dance. It's a massive thanks to all our incredible star
1:14:30 > 1:14:33andings and our fantastic panel. We are back for the grand final next
1:14:34 > 1:14:36Saturday at 6. 3535pm with six fabulous finalists, you will not
1:14:37 > 1:14:38want to miss it. For now we will leave you with your winner tonight,
1:14:39 > 1:14:54it's The One Show Reporters! # She rolled my hair
1:14:55 > 1:15:02and put my lipstick on # There's nothing wrong
1:15:03 > 1:15:12with loving who you are # She said, "'Cause he made
1:15:13 > 1:15:15you perfect, babe" # "So hold your head up
1:15:16 > 1:15:19girl and you'll go far, # I'm on the right track, baby,
1:15:20 > 1:15:29I was born this way # We could change this whole world
1:15:30 > 1:15:47with a piano Stop! Stop! I said
1:15:48 > 1:15:53a little bit of your guitar. Just...