:00:22. > :00:25.Welcome to the final of Let's Sing and Dance for Comic Relief.
:00:26. > :00:28.They are about to Bang Bang into the room, here's your
:00:29. > :01:12.Oh my life! Now... Thank you so much for that. Have you come back from a
:01:13. > :01:20.show business skydive today? Extraordinary outfit. I'm a skater
:01:21. > :01:24.from the Soviet era. You know flash Gordon died in that outfit? What I
:01:25. > :01:30.love is the weather forecast, lightning on the right boot, stormy
:01:31. > :01:38.showers on this side. Just have to do that slightly. Hello! That's
:01:39. > :01:41.really bunching. LAUGHTER Oh dear, oh dear. Come along, come
:01:42. > :01:43.along. Yes, I said final of Let's Sing
:01:44. > :01:48.and Dance for Comic Relief. to this very moment,
:01:49. > :01:59.sweat and lycra have all led Tonight, our six finalists
:02:00. > :02:02.will shimmy, shake, sing and, on occasion, swing for your pleasure
:02:03. > :02:05.- all vying to win the series and get their jazz hands
:02:06. > :02:07.on our coveted trophy, although it's not easy to hold
:02:08. > :02:10.if you're doing jazz hands! Tonight, it's all to play
:02:11. > :02:12.for and the decision lies on your shoulders,
:02:13. > :02:14.Mr and Mrs viewer. Can you stop being
:02:15. > :02:15.so hetro-normative? Viewers, you and only you get
:02:16. > :02:20.to decide who will be the winner of Let's Sing and Dance
:02:21. > :02:22.for Comic Relief 2017. It's one big decision,
:02:23. > :02:24.so let's see who'll be crossing swords in the Comic Relief Ruckus
:02:25. > :02:27.tonight... Hoping to Shake Shake Shake the room
:02:28. > :02:38.for you one last time - it's Kiss FM superstar DJs Rickie
:02:39. > :02:42.Melvin. Setting your pulses racing
:02:43. > :02:44.and hearts aflutter tonight - it's the stars of Casualty and Holby
:02:45. > :02:48.City. Proving that the final chase
:02:49. > :02:53.is truly on - it's The Chasers. She got off to a swinging start
:02:54. > :02:56.and now wants to land a pitch-perfect finish -
:02:57. > :03:00.it's comedian Sara Pascoe. Sending you completely
:03:01. > :03:03.Gaga, one last time - And finally, getting her freak
:03:04. > :03:09.on like only she can - Plus, all our star acts
:03:10. > :03:17.and community groups nationwide have been having 'The Time
:03:18. > :03:19.of Their Lives' And Comic Relief All that, plus - hashtag -
:03:20. > :03:33.'super-cool' superstars Dua Lipa and Zara Larsson are both
:03:34. > :03:41.here with their latest singles! But if that wasn't enough -
:03:42. > :03:48.and really, it should be - we've got a perfect panel
:03:49. > :03:50.who are just itching... Oh, I didn't read
:03:51. > :03:54.the autocue properly - itching to offer up their thoughts
:03:55. > :03:56.on our fabulous finalists! Please give a very warm
:03:57. > :03:58.welcome to Jason Manford, "Don't Stop the Party"
:03:59. > :04:15.by Pitbull (feat TJR) Good moves from the panel as well.
:04:16. > :04:20.Welcome you quality panel. You've got your work cut out this evening.
:04:21. > :04:22.Well, tonight, panel - quite frankly, I hate to be
:04:23. > :04:25.the voice of doom, but it doesn't really matter what you think,
:04:26. > :04:32.I hope you've used a travel card and get expenses down. Because it's the
:04:33. > :04:33.viewers who will decide the winner. And you'll be able to vote
:04:34. > :04:36.for your favourite by phone, Quite a big chunk coming up, mate. I
:04:37. > :04:41.might go and charge my phone. All you have to do is sign
:04:42. > :04:44.in or register to vote now And for the last time,
:04:45. > :04:50.the vote opens later in the show. That was quick. I'm telling you
:04:51. > :04:58.about that now. Well, it's time to begin the biggest
:04:59. > :05:01.battle the entertainment industry has seen since Sue and I tussled
:05:02. > :05:04.over the final Jaffa Cake It's not marmalade, Mel -
:05:05. > :05:13.it's a disc of orange gel! Take a biscuit, biscuit oatcake.
:05:14. > :05:14.I'll stick with HMRC, it's a cake. You have your own view and I have
:05:15. > :05:15.mine. Carry on. First to perform tonight,
:05:16. > :05:17.they could cause trouble in my neighbourhood any time,
:05:18. > :05:20.if you know what I mean! It's the People's Princes,
:05:21. > :05:40.Rickie and Melvin! Ricky and Melvin! Melbourne. Ricky.
:05:41. > :05:53.Why are you doing it in slow motion? I don't make the rules. OK. Rickie
:05:54. > :05:56.and Melvin! 854 in the morning. Thanks to everyone who voted for us.
:05:57. > :05:59.Charlie, did you see it? Incredible commits the best thing I've ever
:06:00. > :06:05.seen. # Living with your anti-and uncle in
:06:06. > :06:08.Bel-Air. Our last performance couldn't have gone better. There has
:06:09. > :06:12.been a lot of love for the Whigs which is why we've been wearing
:06:13. > :06:14.them. People want the full package, Oz and the Whigs. It's not just
:06:15. > :06:31.about the Whigs. You are live on Kiss FM. My days, the
:06:32. > :06:34.performance on Comic Relief, best thing ever. Do you know if the wigs
:06:35. > :06:35.will be doing any public appearances? The wigs got to get
:06:36. > :06:50.their own TV show. Or film. Charlie? Sorry, now. They've got
:06:51. > :06:54.more followers than as an Instagram. Who set up their account? Mum, what
:06:55. > :07:02.are you doing here? I came to see my two favoured boys. Finally somebody
:07:03. > :07:17.who appreciate us for us. Selfie? Lower, lower, lower... There. Do you
:07:18. > :07:19.know what, I've had enough of this, we need to ditch these wigs. Bruno
:07:20. > :07:22.Mars loves them, Simon Cowell, even Rhianna ask me to come to her pool
:07:23. > :07:27.party. Rhianna? Pool party? Let's keep the wigs.
:07:28. > :07:29.Performing a Will Smith Medley, it's Rickie Melvin!
:07:30. > :07:39.# My life got flipped-turned upside down
:07:40. > :07:50.# I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
:07:51. > :07:53.# In west Philadelphia born and raised
:07:54. > :07:56.# On the playground was where I spent most of my days
:07:57. > :07:58.# Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
:07:59. > :08:01.# And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
:08:02. > :08:03.# When a couple of guys who were up to no good
:08:04. > :08:05.# Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
:08:06. > :08:08.# I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
:08:09. > :08:11.# She said, "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
:08:12. > :08:17.# Let me see ya just bounce it with me
:08:18. > :08:23.# Come on, let me see ya just slide with me
:08:24. > :08:28.# Come on, let me see ya take a walk with me
:08:29. > :08:43.# Yo, back up now and give a brother room
:08:44. > :08:47.# The fuse is lit and I'm about to go boom
:08:48. > :08:51.# My life is a cage but on stage I'm free
:08:52. > :08:55.# Slow down girl, you're 'bout to hurt somebody
:08:56. > :08:58.# Hold up, yo let's get just one thing clear
:08:59. > :09:00.# There's only one reason why I came here
:09:01. > :09:02.# Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a
:09:03. > :09:05.# Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a
:09:06. > :09:07.# Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a
:09:08. > :09:11.# I came here tonight to hear the crowd go
:09:12. > :09:41.APPLAUSE CHEERING
:09:42. > :09:51.So good. That was so good, do you know Lionel Richie wrote a song
:09:52. > :09:55.especially about your wigs? Or nylon! That's good!
:09:56. > :10:07.Could these two Fresh Princes be crowned Kings tonight?
:10:08. > :10:20.I mean from the audience reaction alone. CHEERING
:10:21. > :10:24.Great, great performance. Lots of nostalgia. Great memories of the
:10:25. > :10:28.original. They love them, they love them.
:10:29. > :10:33.Did that performance make you want to Get Jiggy Wig It?!
:10:34. > :10:47.Yes, I thought it was great, great performances from U2. I thought the
:10:48. > :10:49.two guides underneath were great as well. It's nice. Will Smith is
:10:50. > :10:52.nostalgic, from a more innocent time, Will Smith is like if Jay-Z
:10:53. > :10:59.was born and raised in or something. Absolutely fantastic. --
:11:00. > :11:05.performances from you two. Did they make you want to rip off your suit
:11:06. > :11:12.to reveal something underneath? Mercy, Mercy, Mercy me. I feel
:11:13. > :11:23.sometimes my life is a cage. But on stage you were freed. And you freed
:11:24. > :11:26.me. It was a delight, a joy, and a fitting tribute to a man who, let's
:11:27. > :11:33.be honest, was better then than an hour. Strong words. Let's move on.
:11:34. > :11:36.So if you thought Rickie and Melvin were wickey-wickey wild-wild,
:11:37. > :11:38.then take down these all-important details to vote for them
:11:39. > :11:41.as your winners of Let's Sing and Dance for Comic Relief.
:11:42. > :11:44.But you'll have to continue chillin' out, maxin' and relaxin' all cool
:11:45. > :11:47.until the vote opens later on in the show.
:11:48. > :11:51.I got a chunk of stuff coming up now. I'll see you later.
:11:52. > :11:54.Calls will cost 15p, plus any network access charge.
:11:55. > :11:56.The vote opens after all our acts have performed.
:11:57. > :11:59.Please don't vote now, as it won't count and you may be charged.
:12:00. > :12:02.You can also sign in or register to vote now for free online
:12:03. > :12:15.While our stars line up backstage to oversee the photoshopping
:12:16. > :12:18.of their publicity photos, we here at Let's Sing Dance
:12:19. > :12:21.for Comic Relief are proud to say that your donations have so far
:12:22. > :12:31.And there's still time to raise even more money!
:12:32. > :12:34.So here's Mel to tell us how we can donate to Comic Relief.
:12:35. > :12:41.Or if you want to donate ?20, then text GIVE to 70220.
:12:42. > :12:44.The great thing is that the money you raise goes directly
:12:45. > :12:46.to helping people right here in the UK, and and in some
:12:47. > :12:49.of the poorest communities around the world, and it really does make
:12:50. > :12:55.The information you need is being projected onto my
:12:56. > :12:59.Remember, you must be 16 or over, and please remember to ask
:13:00. > :13:07.Otherwise they'll be very angry. Posture at all times.
:13:08. > :13:10.Right, next up, we've had the results back
:13:11. > :13:14.from the lab and we're in need of another dose.
:13:15. > :13:18.They've been furiously scrubbing their scrubs
:13:19. > :13:21.for the past two weeks - it's the stars of
:13:22. > :13:46.Cizzy. Tony. Amanda Henderson. That looked painful. Is there a doctor in
:13:47. > :13:57.the house? Not you. A real doctor. -- Chizzy. Being a part of Let's
:13:58. > :14:00.Sing and Dance for Comic Relief has been a great experience. In fact I
:14:01. > :14:02.think it'll help us bring more theatricality to our performances in
:14:03. > :14:18.Holby and Casualty. Please, don't do this. Why not? Because I love you.
:14:19. > :14:29.It's too late. What do you want? # I Wanna Dance With Somebody.
:14:30. > :14:43.That! Yes, we love acting, but we also like shaking our booties. How
:14:44. > :14:46.are you feeling today? I've been better. Robin, let's get an IV line
:14:47. > :15:02.and a blood pressure reading, too. # Pressure!
:15:03. > :15:14.# Pushing down on me, pressing down on you...
:15:15. > :15:24.# That's OK. What? Is that OK? Cut! It is not
:15:25. > :15:31.easy doing a serious scene and a co-star keeps bursting into song!
:15:32. > :15:35.# I want to dance with somebody! # I want to feel the heat with
:15:36. > :15:38.somebody. # Yes, I want to dance with
:15:39. > :15:46.somebody! My back has gone. Not again!
:15:47. > :15:50.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Performing Bruno Mars'
:15:51. > :16:14.'Uptown Funk' it's the stars # Won't you help me Doctor beat?
:16:15. > :16:15.# Would you help me dock the beta? Dock, dock the beat.
:16:16. > :16:32.# I'm too hot (hot damn)
:16:33. > :16:36.# I'm too hot (hot damn)
:16:37. > :16:56.# 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
:16:57. > :16:58.# Saturday night and we in the spot
:16:59. > :17:07.# Don't believe me just watch (come on)
:17:08. > :18:14.Come on over and dust yourselves down. That was incredible. Well
:18:15. > :18:18.done, my love! Matron! Use should be chuffed, that was amazing.
:18:19. > :18:23.Or an irresponsible use of valuable key workers?
:18:24. > :18:28.I would never say that was an irresponsible use of key workers, if
:18:29. > :18:33.that was the scene on the maternity unit when I gave birth, the baby
:18:34. > :18:39.would have been a lot quicker and easier! Not usually a fan of indoor
:18:40. > :18:46.hats but I will make an exception. It was not just Uptown Funk, it was
:18:47. > :18:53.down town and brilliant! Rufus Hound. These three folk have the
:18:54. > :18:57.temerity to claim Uptown Funk but I think you will find it was Holby
:18:58. > :19:05.City and Casualty that gave it to us. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. As far as
:19:06. > :19:13.I am aware, there is no known cure! We have all been infected now! I am
:19:14. > :19:16.riddled. Shall we bring out the screen?
:19:17. > :19:19.Has operation 'funk you up' been a success?
:19:20. > :19:25.I wish I was sick more often! It was great, you've got to be having a
:19:26. > :19:29.great time and the audience was onside and the outfits were great
:19:30. > :19:33.and you are but a lot of work into the song and the movement, just
:19:34. > :19:40.brilliant. Really great. Lovely stuff. Thank you for that resounding
:19:41. > :19:42.affirmative from the panel. So if you thought the stars
:19:43. > :19:44.of Casualty and Holby City were Ultra Sound and you want
:19:45. > :19:52.to vote for them as your winners, Stop, collaborate and listen,
:19:53. > :20:15.as still to come... Who's been keeping a close
:20:16. > :20:21.eye on her competition. Who've been using their
:20:22. > :20:29.rehearsals to really bond. Plus, people across the UK
:20:30. > :20:39.join together to have All that, plus - Comic Relief
:20:40. > :20:49.reports from Reggie Yates in Kenya And performances from
:20:50. > :20:54.Dua Lipa and Zara Larsson. Now, our third act tonight
:20:55. > :20:57.celebrated their Wizard of Oz win with a night out on the yellow-brick
:20:58. > :21:20.tiles and ended up The vixen, the Doctor destroy, the
:21:21. > :21:35.governess and the beast! It is The Chasers. You have just had a bit out
:21:36. > :21:47.of shot, get down a bit. That is it. In a city, in a library, in the
:21:48. > :21:59.nonfiction section, four of the world's most brilliant... Guys,
:22:00. > :22:09.where is the vixen? That is fine, now, where were we? In a movie to
:22:10. > :22:20.end all movies... No, no, it is not a disaster movie, guys. It is
:22:21. > :22:28.definitely not a romance! Sorry. It is a movie about a dream. Four
:22:29. > :22:34.dreams. Because sometimes, all it takes is a lion suit, silver spray
:22:35. > :22:43.paint, sunstroke and a fetching gingham dress to discover the real
:22:44. > :22:51.you. The Chasers! But now, these geniuses, destiny calls them. As
:22:52. > :23:01.four mega minds step into the final... Guys! It says Paul! See
:23:02. > :23:06.that handle? Yes, you got it. They are not as smart as they look, are
:23:07. > :23:06.they?! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.
:23:07. > :23:10.Performing A Wizard of Oz medley - it's The Chasers!
:23:11. > :23:44.# There's a land I once heard of once in a lullaby
:23:45. > :23:46.# I could while away the hours conferrin' with the flowers
:23:47. > :23:52.# And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
:23:53. > :24:00.# When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle
:24:01. > :24:06.# Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
:24:07. > :24:14.# I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a dandelion
:24:15. > :24:22.# But I could show my prowess be a lion not a mowess
:24:23. > :24:37.# If ever a wiz there was If ever, oh ever a wiz there was
:24:38. > :24:40.# Because, because, because, because, because
:24:41. > :24:43.# Because of the wonderful things he does
:24:44. > :25:27.I will get you and your little dog as well! Agh!
:25:28. > :25:35.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Come on over, loves!
:25:36. > :25:49.Still in character. Well done! Come on, governess! I have noticed your
:25:50. > :25:52.spout is smoking! A built-up area. It is lovely. Rufus...
:25:53. > :25:56.Do you think we may have seen a thawing of the old
:25:57. > :26:12.Sorry! It had courage, it had brains, it had heart. But maybe you
:26:13. > :26:15.had them all along. It was absolutely charming, really
:26:16. > :26:19.gorgeous, and I had been warned and I did not listen, I should not have
:26:20. > :26:21.said Lesley Joseph three times in the mirror before I set out. Never
:26:22. > :26:23.do it, I have learned my lesson! Never do it, I have
:26:24. > :26:34.learned my lesson! Trophy Chase is, all day long.
:26:35. > :26:40.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. The site looks great, the costumes,
:26:41. > :26:44.they are wonderful. And talent, lovely voice, Dorothy. Fabulous, and
:26:45. > :26:49.it just looked like you were all having great fun. But when you get
:26:50. > :27:02.back, Wilber contestant still be afraid of you? Oh, yes! Katy... Are
:27:03. > :27:06.you melting? I am wearing a foil jacket! You are used to seeing
:27:07. > :27:11.people straightlaced and it is like that feeling when the teachers do an
:27:12. > :27:17.end of term show at school! It felt like that, but it was lovely,
:27:18. > :27:20.fantastic singing. I have faced the Doctor story and I was hoping I
:27:21. > :27:29.would have ammunition to be mean but I cannot, it was too brilliant, well
:27:30. > :27:36.done. Lovely comments. Still smoking! I love it! He does that
:27:37. > :27:39.when he gets excited! Sending out signals!
:27:40. > :27:42.So if you think The Chasers have poured a bucket of water over
:27:43. > :27:45.the rest of the competition and deserve to win and meet
:27:46. > :27:48.the wonderful Wizard of Oz, then you need to vote for them.
:27:49. > :27:51.But remember, don't vote yet - or I'll set
:27:52. > :28:16.Next up is a girl who we last saw swinging from a chandelier.
:28:17. > :28:19.That's what happens when you get your skirt gets caught on a prop.
:28:20. > :28:32.Sara Pascoe. Sara Pascoe. That is going to be expensive! Sorry! I have
:28:33. > :28:37.made it to the final, which is brilliant. Now what I think I need
:28:38. > :28:47.is a really emotional film about me to make sure that the public vote.
:28:48. > :28:51.For me! I am Sara Pascoe. Here I am walking barefoot through a meadow. I
:28:52. > :28:57.am so interesting! But still likeable. When I was a child, all I
:28:58. > :29:02.ever wanted to beat was really, really rich, but I also liked and
:29:03. > :29:07.dancing. These shots of an empty done studio to set the scene. Look,
:29:08. > :29:18.it is me warming up, don't I looked determined, hungry and, hungry West
:29:19. > :29:26.remark -- hungry? Oh, no, that doesn't look good. And the music has
:29:27. > :29:32.gone all sat, I don't want to fail! This is the emotional bit and I
:29:33. > :29:37.asked them to stop filming me. Sorry, can we stop filming the
:29:38. > :29:44.interview?! Oh, dear, now I am stored by a window. Have I really
:29:45. > :29:57.given up? Not a chance! Look how hard I am working, maybe I can do
:29:58. > :30:06.this. Go, Sara! Yes! I love water, it is so wet! It is on my face. Now
:30:07. > :30:10.I am out by a lake, I am ready. And this is the perfect time to fade to
:30:11. > :30:16.black. Lovely. Vote for Sara! Performing Sia's Chandelier -
:30:17. > :30:20.it's Sara Pascoe! # Can't feel anything,
:30:21. > :30:27.when will I learn # I'm gonna swing from
:30:28. > :30:55.the chandelier, from the chandelier # I'm gonna live like
:30:56. > :31:01.tomorrow doesn't exist # I'm gonna fly like
:31:02. > :31:11.a bird through the night, # I'm gonna swing from
:31:12. > :31:26.the chandelier, from the chandelier # I'm gonna swing from
:31:27. > :31:49.the chandelier, from the chandelier # I'm gonna live like
:31:50. > :31:56.tomorrow doesn't exist # I'm gonna fly like
:31:57. > :32:04.a bird through the night, # I'm gonna swing
:32:05. > :32:50.from the chandelier, Hanging from a chandelier,
:32:51. > :32:53.incredible work, what a vocal. Katie, Wilshere swing into pole
:32:54. > :33:01.position? Isn't she a brilliant singer? Also, the only person to
:33:02. > :33:04.have done some acrobatics. I read an an interview used to performing old
:33:05. > :33:14.peoples homes, is that where you perfected this act? Walking on
:33:15. > :33:23.people to get a chandelier? Jason, does a bigwig equal a big win? Yes.
:33:24. > :33:37.5-1! Sara's one of my favourite comics,
:33:38. > :33:39.she's very funny, written a brilliant book, fantastic on tour.
:33:40. > :33:41.To have another thing you're good at is really annoying. She's too good
:33:42. > :33:46.at stuff. Multitalented. You're the first person to do something by
:33:47. > :33:49.yourself. Exposed, exposed. The video was funny, the performance was
:33:50. > :33:59.great, I love the singing voice as well. I'm going to cry in it. It's
:34:00. > :34:05.the best day of my life. Jason is drunk a few litres of cider.
:34:06. > :34:13.Wilshere walk over the competition tonight question much is already
:34:14. > :34:16.walked over some dancers! And saying it had a profound effect on me but
:34:17. > :34:21.midway through God spoke directly to me. She said everything apart from
:34:22. > :34:28.Love is a human construct. Strong. It was profound. That panel was a
:34:29. > :34:32.lot more intense than I was expecting.
:34:33. > :34:34.If Sara is your Let's Sing Dance for Comic Relief winner,
:34:35. > :34:42.This is the number, on your screen now.
:34:43. > :34:44.But you mustn't vote yet, as it's not open and I'll come
:34:45. > :34:47.over and mess around with your light fittings!
:34:48. > :34:53.Swing your way over to the posh seats.
:34:54. > :35:06.So far, four acts have left their credibility in the car
:35:07. > :35:10.Two more are putting their pride aside backstage, hoping they're
:35:11. > :35:14.But let's remember why we are all here, and that's
:35:15. > :35:18.And here's how the money you have raised has helped over 12 million
:35:19. > :35:33.Your money has been hard at work across the UK. It finds people whose
:35:34. > :35:37.lives are really hard and tries to help. You've provided comfort to
:35:38. > :35:42.families experiencing grief. Zara's husband, Lee, took his own life
:35:43. > :35:47.after a struggle with depression. I felt I'd been crushed, the shock was
:35:48. > :35:58.just... Takes the breath out of you. When Pete Strachan 's got involved,
:35:59. > :36:03.it was like, there is some hope. -- Pete's Dragons. You've enjoyed young
:36:04. > :36:06.carers get a break from their responsibilities. Becker has been a
:36:07. > :36:11.registered carer since he was five. Sometimes I can't help my mum
:36:12. > :36:18.because she's very hurting. I calm her down if she's upset. A project
:36:19. > :36:23.you fund means she can meet other young carers and have some time for
:36:24. > :36:25.herself. You've given young people brighter futures. David found
:36:26. > :36:31.himself on the streets as a young teenager. You don't understand your
:36:32. > :36:34.emotions so you bottle it up, you don't now how to cope with some
:36:35. > :36:42.things. Now I feel I have a chance of really turning my life around.
:36:43. > :36:44.You felt older people feel less alone. Like Derek, who sadly lost
:36:45. > :36:49.his wife to dementia last year. I felt absolutely empty. Now starts
:36:50. > :36:54.the loneliest part of my life. I'm very pleased that I can find a place
:36:55. > :36:58.like the luncheon club and get over this feeling of loneliness. Your
:36:59. > :37:14.cash has reached over 12 million people in need
:37:15. > :37:16.across the UK. Dealing with all sorts of tough things. From
:37:17. > :37:19.depression to domestic violence, from young carers to elder abuse.
:37:20. > :37:21.Wherever you are in the UK you are likely to be within 20 miles of the
:37:22. > :37:24.nearest Comic Relief project. This is your opportunity to help people
:37:25. > :37:26.in your community, people who need your help right now. Your money can
:37:27. > :37:32.and will change lives. To donate ?10, text the word give. To donate
:37:33. > :37:38.?20... Your donations really do go to those
:37:39. > :37:41.who need it. Our next act stunned our judges
:37:42. > :37:44.with a range of amazing outfits, Continuing to the raise
:37:45. > :38:11.the 'steaks' tonight, Michelle... Alex... Iwan ...
:38:12. > :38:19.Angelico. Dom. The one show! Sleek, sexy and... I spoiled it. Don't
:38:20. > :38:22.worry, Michelle, we'll cut that bit out.
:38:23. > :38:32.Naz hi, Michelle. We're here, we've got the what's going on? I've
:38:33. > :38:40.organised a day of SAS training so you are in peak physical and mental
:38:41. > :38:42.condition for the final. What are you girls doing? Something similar,
:38:43. > :38:52.really similar. Anyway, have fun, by. Cheerio. Shall we get a massage
:38:53. > :39:02.after this? Yeah. What are you waiting for? Come on, let's go.
:39:03. > :39:10.Among! But you get up you get, come on! Going anywhere nice this summer?
:39:11. > :39:15.Not really, I want to get away but you know what it's like. Tell me
:39:16. > :39:25.about it, work, work, work on the one show.
:39:26. > :39:40.Hundred and four, hundred and five, 100 and six.
:39:41. > :39:52.Cheers! Shall I see how the boys are getting on? Yeah.
:39:53. > :40:02.No answer. Shopping? You know me so well.
:40:03. > :40:05.Performing Lady Gaga's 'Born this Way' - it's The One Show Reporters!
:40:06. > :40:25.# She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
:40:26. > :40:33.# There's nothing wrong with loving who you are
:40:34. > :40:38.# She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe"
:40:39. > :40:41.# "So hold your head up girl and you'll go far,
:40:42. > :40:53.# I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
:40:54. > :41:16.# Right track baby, I was born this way
:41:17. > :41:24.# You're black, white, beige, chola descent
:41:25. > :41:28.# Left you outcast, bullied or teased
:41:29. > :41:32.# 'Cause baby, you were born this way
:41:33. > :41:40.# I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
:41:41. > :42:02.# Right track, baby, I was born this way
:42:03. > :42:25.APPLAUSE CHEERING
:42:26. > :42:33.It just gets easier and easier on the eye. Drink it in.
:42:34. > :42:36.Dom, Rogue Traders will never be the same for me!
:42:37. > :42:46.It was cowboy builders! But will also never be the same show. Are you
:42:47. > :42:48.building up a lot of moisture? I feel like a Stavelot sausage with a
:42:49. > :42:57.wig one. -- I can't see a thing. It was what it
:42:58. > :43:18.was. It was hilarious. It it was very funny. Watching you come
:43:19. > :43:24.down the stairs in your heels was one of the favourite things I've
:43:25. > :43:30.ever seen. Iwan 's just dressed in meat! You put a lot of work into it,
:43:31. > :43:35.looks like you had a lot of fun, which is what we wanted. Well done.
:43:36. > :43:38.Reverse, did you go goo goo for Gaga?
:43:39. > :43:46.It feels like this was designed with me in mind because I do spend an
:43:47. > :43:51.inordinate amount of my free time hearing in the windows at butchers.
:43:52. > :43:56.Iwan is like many of the dreams I've had I can't tell my wife about.
:43:57. > :44:04.Touch it, touch it, look at that. Look at the chops on that. A good
:44:05. > :44:11.mosque. Katie, were they on the right track, baby, to winter night?
:44:12. > :44:18.Could be, it was a dirty Saturday night mixed about the performance.
:44:19. > :44:21.Can you do the one show like this all the time? I assumed Dominic
:44:22. > :44:24.didn't know the dance for most of it because he stood still but you burst
:44:25. > :44:35.through in the end. Do they know you are wearing heels? Look! APPLAUSE
:44:36. > :44:41.You were born this way and I'm pleased about it.
:44:42. > :44:43.Are The One Show Reporters on the edge, the edge,
:44:44. > :44:47.And do you want them to be your winners?
:44:48. > :44:49.If the answer to these questions is yes, then
:44:50. > :44:52.all the details you need are, are creeping across my
:44:53. > :44:56.Remember, don't you dare vote yet - it's not open.
:44:57. > :44:59.Now, guys, please walk that way, over to the posh seats.
:45:00. > :45:20.Our final star tonight has given away more holidays
:45:21. > :45:22.than the work experience boy at Lunn Poly!
:45:23. > :45:39.Sinning -- singing and dancing, and spinning?! Maybe a little too much
:45:40. > :45:45.spinning! Before this, people just thought I was a presenter, but now
:45:46. > :45:51.they know I can sing, I can dance, I can rap, I can do comedy, I am a
:45:52. > :46:10.triple threat. That was four! You have to strike when the iron is hot
:46:11. > :46:17.or boy is it EasyJet! -- T-shirt! A mug, a calendar! Inside, it is a bit
:46:18. > :46:29.raunchy! This is my personal favourite! My very own Ham, Hammond.
:46:30. > :46:35.Taste so good, seriously! It is about the USP. I don't know what
:46:36. > :46:42.that means, but it is important. Total number of orders? One T-shirt?
:46:43. > :46:46.Amazing! Over the moon, brilliant! You have got to start somewhere.
:46:47. > :46:52.This is just the brilliant beginning. People really want to
:46:53. > :46:57.learn how to sing and dance like Alison Hammond. So the Alison
:46:58. > :47:01.Hammond School of how to sing and dance like Alison Hammond was born!
:47:02. > :47:10.Just worried I will have to turn people away. Hello every... One!
:47:11. > :47:16.Hello. You the guy who bought the T-shirt! We have got to get our
:47:17. > :47:20.freak one. Ham? Rude not to! Let's punish!
:47:21. > :47:23.Performing Missy Elliott's 'Get Your Freak On' -
:47:24. > :47:48.# And if you want me come and get me now
:47:49. > :47:55.# I know you dig the way I sw-sw-switch my style
:47:56. > :48:11.# Go, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur freak on
:48:12. > :48:26.# Go, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur freak on
:48:27. > :48:59.# People gon play me now, in and out of town
:49:00. > :49:04.# 'Cause I'm the best around with the crazy style #.
:49:05. > :49:24.# Go, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur freak on
:49:25. > :49:52.The life my girl hanging! My word! We will go straight to the panel.
:49:53. > :50:03.She demanded we get our freak on, this freak is well and truly on.
:50:04. > :50:16.I feel like I have seen the real you in a way, this is where you live. I
:50:17. > :50:20.feel like I am finally being myself. Yes, it think it suits you. You are
:50:21. > :50:25.fantastic, I love it and I watched Michelle Obama doing this in Carpool
:50:26. > :50:30.Karaoke and you were better than that.
:50:31. > :50:33.For this moment, in this respect, you are better than Michelle Obama.
:50:34. > :50:42.Just fabulous, you commanded the audience, they were eating out of
:50:43. > :50:46.the palm of your hand. It was wonderful to watch. You have the
:50:47. > :50:51.quality of Adele, you sing one way and you talk a very different way.
:50:52. > :50:59.Adele and Michelle Obama! I love that, the opposite way.
:51:00. > :51:04.And I like this look, I think I will keep this.
:51:05. > :51:08.If you want Alison Hammond to take home the trophy -
:51:09. > :51:11.along with her 16 dancers and matching camo jackets -
:51:12. > :51:14.then all the details to make that happen are on your screen now.
:51:15. > :51:17.But the vote isn't open yet, so just hush your mouth.
:51:18. > :51:19.Please put your hands together for Alison Hammond!
:51:20. > :51:29.All our finalists have performed one last time.
:51:30. > :51:39.Just look at them - it's like a Poundland Madame Tussaud's!
:51:40. > :51:53.Jason, you are the chief judge. Not that it matters. Thoughts and
:51:54. > :51:56.feelings, please? You do not always realise how much free time people
:51:57. > :52:01.have given up to work out the dance and the song and they have done all
:52:02. > :52:05.that for Comic Relief and I think that should be applauded even more
:52:06. > :52:09.than their fabulous performances. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Nice words,
:52:10. > :52:13.For one final time, let's hear it for all our finalists!
:52:14. > :52:21.Now, there's now only one thing left to do.
:52:22. > :52:27.It's over to our very own Dame of Saturday night -
:52:28. > :52:29.Barbeeria Windsooria - to open the vote.
:52:30. > :53:32.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. I love her, don't let go! Do you
:53:33. > :53:33.need me to call the police, Angela? I love her!
:53:34. > :53:37.Now, what on Earth do you two think you've been playing at?!
:53:38. > :53:50.If you'd like to vote for tonight's winner of Let's Sing
:53:51. > :53:52.and Dance for Comic Relief, calls cost 15p, plus any
:53:53. > :53:58.But please be sure to get the bill payer's permission before you call.
:53:59. > :54:04.Alternatively, though, you can vote online for free -
:54:05. > :54:06.at bbc.co.uk/rednoseday, where you will also find full
:54:07. > :54:12.The vote closes in approximately 13 minutes.
:54:13. > :54:15.And remember, do not try to vote if you are watching on demand
:54:16. > :54:20.because the winner will have already been declared!
:54:21. > :54:28.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Sorry, late news.
:54:29. > :54:30.News just in from our Entertainment Correspondent...
:54:31. > :54:32.Debbie Harry is switching her broadband provider.
:54:33. > :54:34.Unfortunately, the previous company had left her
:54:35. > :54:56.Angela Rippon! Don't go, don't go! I love her!
:54:57. > :55:00.A huge thanks to the demigoddess of the News Desk, Angela Rippon.
:55:01. > :55:11.Now it's time for a speed-watch and reminder of all of tonight's
:55:12. > :55:13.final performances, and those very important numbers.
:55:14. > :55:26.To vote for Rickie and Melvin - from a mobile, it's 62252 01.
:55:27. > :55:37.And from a landline, it's 090152252 01, or vote online.
:55:38. > :55:40.For Casualty and Hobly City - from a mobile, dial 62252 02.
:55:41. > :55:55.Or from a landline, it's 090152252 02, or you can vote online.
:55:56. > :55:58.For The Chasers - from a mobile, it's 62252 03.
:55:59. > :56:12.Or from a landline, it's 090152252 03, or vote online.
:56:13. > :56:19.If Sara Pascoe gets your vote - then from a mobile, it's 62252 04.
:56:20. > :56:31.And from a landline, it's 090152252 04, or vote online.
:56:32. > :56:36.For The One Show - from a mobile, it's 62252 05.
:56:37. > :56:48.And from a landline, it's 090152252 05, or vote online.
:56:49. > :56:50.And finally, if Alison Hammond gets your vote -
:56:51. > :57:06.And from a landline, it's 090152252 06, or vote online.
:57:07. > :57:15.There you have it - all the details you need -
:57:16. > :57:18.so now it's down to you, and only you, to choose your winner.
:57:19. > :57:23.Our finalists have done all they can, so whilst they head
:57:24. > :57:26.off backstage to vote for themselves on speed dial, the real reason we're
:57:27. > :57:31.Here's a report from Reggie Yates on the struggle with poverty
:57:32. > :57:43.Throughout the bustling township here in Kenya, families lived a hand
:57:44. > :57:52.to None more so than Olivia, who is
:57:53. > :57:56.struggling to make ends meet. She showed me where she lived and it was
:57:57. > :58:00.here in this cramped tin shack and the worst thing is, a three months
:58:01. > :58:04.behind in their rent and they could be thrown out at any time.
:58:05. > :58:15.How difficult is it raising four children here? Do not enough food my
:58:16. > :58:18.children. As a mother, you clearly love your children, how difficult is
:58:19. > :58:25.it for you to know that on some days, you can only give them some
:58:26. > :58:30.tea? With a lack of basic facilities at
:58:31. > :58:34.home, six-year-old the city took me to a spot at the back of her house
:58:35. > :58:44.where she goes to wash. And it was in sewage.
:58:45. > :58:52.So do you want to be when you are bigger and stronger? So to be a
:58:53. > :58:57.teacher, you need to be stronger first, look, yes!
:58:58. > :59:01.High-5, good work! I spoke to Olivia about a lot of things today but the
:59:02. > :59:08.thing that will stay with me is that she believes that no one will help
:59:09. > :59:12.her and nobody can help her, but you can, really easily. Comic Relief
:59:13. > :59:15.supports a project that will help Olivia and mothers like her to start
:59:16. > :59:19.up a business so they can support the children and give them a more
:59:20. > :59:21.secure future. And it will get children into school and learning.
:59:22. > :59:31.To donate ?10, text the word give... Thanks to Comic Relief
:59:32. > :59:36.and the money you help raise, Olivia will now be supported
:59:37. > :59:38.to start a small business, so that she can provide
:59:39. > :59:41.food for her family, and the children will also get
:59:42. > :59:43.back into education. If you want to help families
:59:44. > :59:45.like Olivia's ,then all the information you need to donate
:59:46. > :59:49.is on your screen now. Please remember, texts
:59:50. > :59:50.will cost your donation plus your standard network message
:59:51. > :59:53.charge and 100% of your donation And please ask the bill
:59:54. > :00:00.payer's permission. For full terms and conditions
:00:01. > :00:02.and more information, Now, here with an exclusive
:00:03. > :00:11.performance of her new single - So Good - it's Swedish singing
:00:12. > :00:13.sensation Zara Larsson! # So good, so good, so good,
:00:14. > :00:19.so good # So good, so good, so good,
:00:20. > :00:30.so good # My love is more potent
:00:31. > :00:31.than anything # One little taste will
:00:32. > :00:37.have you open # I know
:00:38. > :00:40.you want some, you want some # Too strong, no limits,
:00:41. > :00:42.it's artificial # It go straight to your head,
:00:43. > :00:49.control your mind with it # I know you want
:00:50. > :00:51.some, you want some # Gets you higher babe
:00:52. > :00:59.that gets you higher, # Cos you know I got
:01:00. > :01:06.# You'll be stuck on it 'cos my love's so good
:01:07. > :01:08.# So ya keep comin' back to get some more
:01:09. > :01:14.# My love, my love feelings all emotional
:01:15. > :01:26.# You know my love is so good, so good, so good
:01:27. > :01:33.# Got an endless supply, there'll never be a drought
:01:34. > :01:37.# I put you to sleep, you'll never leave the house
:01:38. > :01:40.# I know you want, know you want some
:01:41. > :01:45.# Gets you higher babe that gets you higher
:01:46. > :01:54.# Cos you know I got it, know I got it babe
:01:55. > :01:57.# You'll be stuck on it cos my love's so good
:01:58. > :01:59.# So ya keep comin' back to get some more
:02:00. > :02:02.# My love, my love feelings, all emotional
:02:03. > :02:22.# You'll be stuck on it 'cause my love's so good
:02:23. > :02:24.# So ya keep coming back to get some more
:02:25. > :02:30.# My love, my love feelings, all emotional
:02:31. > :03:11.APPLAUSE CHEERING
:03:12. > :03:22.Quick management survey about our experience
:03:23. > :03:55.# 'Cause I've had the time of my life
:03:56. > :04:11.# Now I've finally found someone to stand by me
:04:12. > :04:29.# There's no way we could disguise it secretly
:04:30. > :04:37.# 'Cause we seem to understand the urgency
:04:38. > :04:47.# You're the one thing I can't get enough of
:04:48. > :05:01.# Because I've had the time of my life
:05:02. > :05:19.# 'Cause I've had the time of my life
:05:20. > :05:23.# And I've searched through every open door
:05:24. > :05:57.# Because I've had the time of my life
:05:58. > :06:14.# 'Cause I've had the time of my life
:06:15. > :06:19.# And I've searched through every open door
:06:20. > :07:50.# 'Cause now I've had the time of my life
:07:51. > :07:52.# And I've searched through every open door
:07:53. > :08:32.And we just want to say to all our fabulous star acts,
:08:33. > :08:34.panellists and community groups across the land who've
:08:35. > :08:43.given their time for free for Comic Relief, we salute you!
:08:44. > :08:52.I really have had the time of my life, Sue!
:08:53. > :08:56.I was doing it for the cash, to be honest. 71 million quid I've made,
:08:57. > :09:00.still rising. Now, as you saw there,
:09:01. > :09:02.the vote is now closed. But for one last time,
:09:03. > :09:06.Barbara Windsor, over to you! Don't vote now, as you know
:09:07. > :09:28.the deal - it won't count Barberia wins that will be very
:09:29. > :09:35.angry with you. -- Barberia Windsor. Now, our next Comic Relief report
:09:36. > :09:37.is from Russell Howard, as he visited a Liberian hospital
:09:38. > :09:39.for malnourished children. Please be aware that some
:09:40. > :09:41.viewers may find scenes I've come to the children's ward
:09:42. > :09:51.at Redemption Hospital in Liberia. I had some idea of what I might
:09:52. > :09:54.experience, but nothing prepared me for seeing a child desperately ill,
:09:55. > :10:08.suffering from malnutrition. This is Tabitha, and her
:10:09. > :10:13.father, Alexander. It's just awful to think
:10:14. > :10:16.that this still happens. That there's a little girl who's
:10:17. > :10:19.so malnourished that her dad had One in every three children
:10:20. > :10:25.in Liberia If her dad hadn't
:10:26. > :10:50.brought her today, Yes, yes, if he'd delayed
:10:51. > :10:54.for 30 more minutes... Something bad could
:10:55. > :10:57.have been happening. All Tabitha's father can do now
:10:58. > :11:10.is comfort his little girl. # One for the little boy
:11:11. > :11:18.who lives down the lane #. When I left Liberia, I thought
:11:19. > :11:21.Tabitha was going to be OK. But when I got back
:11:22. > :11:23.we actually found out If you donate money,
:11:24. > :11:31.we can get emergency food to children like
:11:32. > :11:33.Tabitha, and they won't die. Just ?20 would pay for four weeks'
:11:34. > :11:52.worth of this emergency food for malnourished babies,
:11:53. > :11:54.and perhaps save children Tonight, that's just
:11:55. > :12:00.one simple text. If you want to donate,
:12:01. > :12:06.then all the information you need Please do give what you can, every
:12:07. > :12:22.single donation can change lives. If you haven't had enough of the old
:12:23. > :12:23.singing and dancing, we've got a special treat.
:12:24. > :12:26.Now, here with her massive chart hit 'Be The One',
:12:27. > :12:40.# I see the moon I see the moon
:12:41. > :12:52.# I'm not a fool Not a fool
:12:53. > :13:22.# Thinking of that, baby, I was wrong I was wrong
:13:23. > :13:26.# Come back to me, baby, we can work this out
:13:27. > :13:28.# Oh, baby, come on, let me get to know you
:13:29. > :13:31.# Just another chance so that I can show
:13:32. > :13:37.# 'Cause I could be the one
:13:38. > :13:54.# I could be the one I could be the one
:13:55. > :13:57.# I see in blue I see in blue
:13:58. > :14:07.# And there's nothing that I wanna do for you
:14:08. > :14:16.# Oh 'cause you got inside my head Do for you
:14:17. > :14:21.# When you're gone When you're gone
:14:22. > :14:30.# I was wrong I was wrong
:14:31. > :14:39.# Come back to me, baby, we can work this out
:14:40. > :14:42.# Oh baby come on, let me get to know you
:14:43. > :14:45.# Just another chance so that I can show
:14:46. > :14:54.# 'Cause I could be the one
:14:55. > :15:22.# I could be the one Be the one, be the one
:15:23. > :15:27.# Oh, baby, come on, let me get to know you
:15:28. > :15:29.# Just another chance so that I can show
:15:30. > :15:39.# 'Cause I could be the one
:15:40. > :16:22.Now, last night's Red Nose Day extravaganza raised an amazing...
:16:23. > :16:29.But it's only the total so far, so don't forget -
:16:30. > :16:32.send your fundraising money, so we can see how much
:16:33. > :16:36.And a massive thank you to everyone who has donated too.
:16:37. > :16:38.You can continue to donate, and all the details
:16:39. > :16:42.A galaxy of stars took part in the Comic Relief
:16:43. > :16:46.We had to squash them all into a minute and a half.
:16:47. > :17:00.Red Nose Day 2017, make some noise! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.
:17:01. > :17:11.Hello! Hello, hello, you are at home!
:17:12. > :17:16.Are you with me? We hope you are having a very
:17:17. > :17:25.special night over there in red nose land. Happy? Very! I am back on the
:17:26. > :17:31.television after a very crazy year. If you cannot stand the heat, make a
:17:32. > :17:49.crop top! The cool kids are sitting on the back of the sofa! Absolutely!
:17:50. > :17:57.Ed Sheeran, face, shave your head! I don't care, I ain't bothered!
:17:58. > :18:20.Oh! ?71 million!
:18:21. > :18:30.Thank you, thank you. Goodbye! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.
:18:31. > :18:41.Barberia! Hang on one second, I have breaking news. We going live to our
:18:42. > :18:42.reporter Angela Rippon, which a massive waste of time, she was just
:18:43. > :18:55.here, Angela! Thank you so much, Ange.
:18:56. > :18:58.That is the Gravett has this show has been waiting for. -- Bravo TASS.
:18:59. > :19:03.So, it's now time to welcome back all of tonight's finalists.
:19:04. > :19:08.The stars of Casualty and Holby City.
:19:09. > :19:52.Earlier tonight, six star acts did singy and dancey for you.
:19:53. > :19:55.The act with the highest number of viewer votes will be the series
:19:56. > :19:58.winners of Let's Sing Dance for Comic Relief 2017!
:19:59. > :20:17.Right, time to cue the low dramatic lighting.
:20:18. > :20:27.LAUGHTER. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.
:20:28. > :20:30.How long were the lights out for, mate?
:20:31. > :20:33.Don't know what happened there, mate.
:20:34. > :20:38.It seemed like an age! You look absolutely incredible, have
:20:39. > :20:41.You look absolutely incredible, have you had work done?
:20:42. > :20:55.Can I just say that I had spent a long time in the Wirral! Round of
:20:56. > :21:00.applause please for the slightly older Mel Sue.
:21:01. > :21:03.Stay with us, I am keeping Pamela Botovo!
:21:04. > :21:09.I am not sending you away, you look better than I do! Do you mind me
:21:10. > :21:12.hugging you like that? Is that a little intense? It is all right! It
:21:13. > :21:16.The Great British public have spoken, and we can now
:21:17. > :21:20.reveal the top three acts in the viewer vote.
:21:21. > :21:46.The Chasers! Are you pleased? Also...
:21:47. > :22:18.You should know it, you from the future! Casualty and Holby City.
:22:19. > :22:29.Very pleased, Pamela? You have all been so brilliant. We
:22:30. > :22:34.love you. Go to the posh seats. The posh seats.
:22:35. > :22:39.Off you go. Pamela and Mary, would you like to go?
:22:40. > :22:49.Pamela and Mary, everyone! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Slow and
:22:50. > :22:52.steady, everyone. I can now reveal the star act
:22:53. > :22:55.with the highest number of viewer votes and therefore the winner
:22:56. > :23:29.of Let's Sing Dance Well done, guys, you are so good!
:23:30. > :23:38.Well done, gang! Well done! That was so close! The Chasers, you will
:23:39. > :23:46.perform again... Sorry, I shouting at you! When they performing again?!
:23:47. > :23:53.At the end of the show! How you feeling? My shoelace is on tide! Let
:23:54. > :23:55.me do that for you, we cannot have you tripping up!
:23:56. > :24:14.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Off you go, well done, you have
:24:15. > :24:19.Iwan! Go prepare, Bob a pair! See you later, well done. -- go and
:24:20. > :24:26.After four glorious weeks of high notes and high kicks,
:24:27. > :24:32.wigs and weaves, you have chosen your winner.
:24:33. > :24:42.And here's a little highlights package I put together
:24:43. > :24:51.From the all player downloads. -- I player. Let's get the party
:24:52. > :24:56.started! It is live television and I am
:24:57. > :25:04.hoping something will go wrong. What a corker of a show! Hit it! I
:25:05. > :25:10.feel like a very sexy telly tubby. I am looking for somebody who has a
:25:11. > :25:12.bomb as far down as mine! Amazing what you can do when you get
:25:13. > :25:21.off the sofa! A bit of dancing! Looks a bit like
:25:22. > :25:26.some lads running out a budget on an Amsterdam stag night!
:25:27. > :25:31.I was blown away by that, I cannot do the splits!
:25:32. > :25:47.This is what Judd would hope they would become.
:25:48. > :25:57.One, two, three! Hello. I thought it was Lesley Joseph!
:25:58. > :26:06.Let The Chase be going, my pretties! Jenny, where did that voice, from?
:26:07. > :26:12.But this was a documentary series, I am still in shock. As hospital
:26:13. > :26:20.staff, these three people are a credit to the NHS!
:26:21. > :26:26.You are on fire, at times literally! Oh! That is a commitment to Comic
:26:27. > :26:30.Relief! It was wonderful, please don't touch
:26:31. > :26:40.me! Where is this going? Hello, sailor!
:26:41. > :26:45.You have got your freak on, take it off!
:26:46. > :26:51.What a bizarre evening we have all had!
:26:52. > :26:54.I did not doing charitable work should be this enjoyable!
:26:55. > :26:57.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Now, without further ado -
:26:58. > :27:05.she said, creating more ado - it's time to introduce your winner
:27:06. > :27:08.of Let's Sing Dance For one final time, make
:27:09. > :27:13.some proper noise for... # There's a land
:27:14. > :27:51.I once heard of once in a lullaby # I could while away the hours
:27:52. > :27:54.conferrin' with the flowers # And my head, I'd be scratchin'
:27:55. > :28:03.while my thoughts were busy hatchin' # When a man's an empty kettle
:28:04. > :28:08.he should be on his mettle # Just because I'm presumin' that
:28:09. > :28:15.I could be kind-a-human # I'm afraid there's no denyin'
:28:16. > :28:22.I'm just a dandelion # But I could show my prowess
:28:23. > :28:34.Be a lion, not a mowess # If ever a wiz there was If ever,
:28:35. > :28:46.oh, ever a wiz there was # Because, because,
:28:47. > :28:50.because, because, because # Because of the wonderful
:28:51. > :29:23.things he does Dies, that you are currently! Well
:29:24. > :29:29.done. Thank you so much to all our acts who have taken part in this
:29:30. > :29:44.series. Thank you for donating, we absolutely loved it! Good night!
:29:45. > :29:52.# So just dance, dance, dance, come on
:29:53. > :29:56.# And ain't nobody leaving soon, so keep dancing