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0:00:01 > 0:00:02- I'm Lisa Angharad.
0:00:02 > 0:00:08- During this series, I'll experience - mainly male-dominated worlds.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12- This week, - I'm trying to be an auctioneer.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16- I'm used to the stage - and comfortable around farmers...
0:00:16 > 0:00:20- ..but how will I deal - with a combination of the two?
0:00:20 > 0:00:23- I'll be meeting - some experienced old heads...
0:00:24 > 0:00:26- ..who'll offer me some tips.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- I'll also see the world - through the buyer's eyes.
0:00:34 > 0:00:40- My journey begins in London, where, - inexplicably, men run away from me.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- I'm attending - one of Christie's auctions...
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- ..where lots have sold for 80m.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Peanuts to you and me.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- They're selling jewellery today.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Over the phone and the Internet.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- I'll be selling a cow - in Gaerwen Mart.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03- A cow!
0:01:04 > 0:01:09- I imagine it'll be noisier there - and significantly less stylish.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- I'm not quite sure what's going on.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20- Yes, you heard me, - I'm selling a cow.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- I'm off to talk to two brothers...
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- ..who know everything - about selling in a mart.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30- # It's mart day - and everywhere's open
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- # Walking down the street, - I can hardly see my feet
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- # It's mart day - and it's hard to hear
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- # The voices striking a deal, - money changing hands
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- # To the deafening sound - of their shouts #
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- With such sensible lyrics...
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- ..I was looking forward - to hearing their advice on auctions.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Hiya, boys. Here I am, with Brigyn.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- Since when have you been selling - in marts?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- We sing in a band.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- What?
0:02:10 > 0:02:11- Yes.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18- What's up with her?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- What's up with her? Cheek!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- They wrote the song.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- After that misunderstanding...
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- ..it was time to discover - what happens in an auction...
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- ..more akin to my budget.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38- It's not Christie's but at least - the men aren't running away from me.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43- One man who's ready to talk - is auctioneer Simon Bower.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- What's an auction? - Tell me what's going on here.
0:02:47 > 0:02:52- We're selling a mixture of items. - We have antique and modern lots.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- If you spot something you like, - grab a registration number...
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- ..bid in the auction - and hopefully buy it.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- I've noticed this - - I'd really like to have this.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- I'm just wondering - how much it would fetch.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Not much. That's why it's on a table - with many other things.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- This doesn't even have a number.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- You'll find many things - from house clearances here.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- You could have one good item - in a group of not-so-good items.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Buy the one good item - and get rid of the rest.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- What's on offer today?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- What's on offer today?- - Not far off 850 lots.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- We'll begin at 10.00am - and go through until 5.00pm.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Is it similar to a mart - with the speed of bidding?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- It's not quite as fast.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46- I don't think I could handle - the pace of the mart.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- I'm going to have a look around - to see if anything takes my fancy.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- If I want to bid, I lift my number?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Look out for me - - I'm the one in the fur.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- I'm going to have a look now. - I'll take this with me.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- I'm rather clueless...
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- ..but I know he'll make a hole - in that bowl if he taps it anymore.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- What would you do - with something like this?
0:04:11 > 0:04:12- Each to his own.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16- Simba. # Aaaah, saginia, gadabe #
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Look at the state of her - - she's had a hard life.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- I didn't know you could bring - broken items.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- I take it this hen - comes with that hen.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- I'm bidding for the hen.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37- 3.00 bid, 2.00 bid...
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- The auction starts - and bidding is frantic.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- I'm really looking forward - to the next lot.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Lot 18/2, pottery hens on nests.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- 5 I'm bid.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- 5 bid, 5 bid, - for the two hens, 5 bid.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- 8 I'm bid.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01- 10. 10 bid.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- As clueless as Katie Price - in a chemistry class...
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- ..but I'm still bidding, I think.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- 18 bid. 20.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- At 20. Lady's bid. Lady's bid.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- 20 - 79.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Why did the chicken cross the road? - To come home with me.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25- No?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Anyone? No? Oh.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Right, I've just been - to my first auction.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- It was exciting.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- I bought two hens.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- I'm happy with that.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- On TV, sometimes you have to - recreate shots...
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- ..because they weren't - quite right the first time.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- So off I went - to film some false bids...
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- ..but either Simon - or I got confused.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- I ended up buying this for a tenner.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Watch out for these auctions, - they're dangerous.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22- Welshpool mart - houses 1,200 cattle, 15,000 sheep...
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- ..and one thing is certain, - there's a shed full of men here.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- 500,000 sheep and 10,000 cattle - are sold here annually.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- You won't find any horse meat - in your burgers here.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Me and my Ruby Woo lipstick - stand out...
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- ..like Dai Jones in a salsa class.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Dai was actually here - and he agreed to talk to me.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47- Hiya, Dai, how are you?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48- Hiya, Dai, how are you?- - Very well.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- This is Europe's largest mart.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Is that true?
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- That's right, and the most modern. - It's also the best.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59- What do you think of the new mart?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- When I was little, - I'd go to the mart in town.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Were you little?
0:07:04 > 0:07:05- Were you little?- - Yes, once!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- But I wasn't very small back then.
0:07:08 > 0:07:13- It's like the Eisteddfod - - when the place is packed...
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- ..and you're in the box, - all the attention is on you.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- You wanted to be an auctioneer.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- When I was a schoolboy, - I wanted to be an auctioneer...
0:07:24 > 0:07:29- ..but I diversified - and I'm still working.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- If you become an auctioneer, - phone me.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33- I will.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- I will.- - You can sell my stock.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- I'm off now. Ta-ra.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- This site stands on 16 acres.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- It attracts farmers - from all over Britain.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51- I met one of them to find out - why it was important to him.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- You've just sold these sheep.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58- Why do farmers - sell sheep in the mart?
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Some sell them - straight to the abattoir...
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- ..but I prefer the mart.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- If you have good stock, - you'll get the best price here.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- eBay is the in thing now. - Why not sell them there?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- A lot of farmers - aren't computer-savvy.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- It's difficult.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- The newspaper?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Some do.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- They try and sell them - through newspaper advertisements.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32- This is the end of the road for - these. I always bring mine here.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- It's a good mart?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- It's a good mart?- - One of the biggest in Britain.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- You'll find plenty of buyers here.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- You can hardly see the other end.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- I can hear someone selling...
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- ..and it makes me nervous - just listening to them.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- I'll be selling stock for someone - who's looked after it for a while.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- God help me.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59- I needed a strong shot to settle my - nerves and I hid it in a coffee cup.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02- How can I sell someone else's cow?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- I needed to speak to an expert, - and a real one this time, Brigyn!
0:09:07 > 0:09:12- I'm here with Glandon. I'm told - you're Wales' best auctioneer.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Is that true? Dear me!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- What a compliment. Thank you.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- You don't have to believe - everything you hear.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22- Do some people lie?
0:09:22 > 0:09:23- Do some people lie?- - Yes indeed.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- In a few days' time, - I'll be selling.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- I have to do what you do.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- It's simple. You're an actress, - you'll be well away.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- You're halfway there already.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- If you're an actress - with plenty of energy, it's easy.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- You don't learn how to be - an auctioneer through a textbook.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48- You just need confidence to stand in - front of people and take the job on.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- When you say... eeee, hoi, hoi, hai - ..what are you saying?
0:09:53 > 0:09:58- We've already seen the animals - in the pens during the morning.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- You assess them - as they come into the ring.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- You think it'll fetch 240.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- You ask 240, 250.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- You come down to 225, 220, - and away you go.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- 22, 24, 26, 28, 230.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- You say 24 countless times.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- 24, 24, 24, 24... Do it now.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- 224, 224, 224...
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- You're quicker than that.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- 30, 22, 28, - gonna bid 30, gonna bid 30.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- So, can I bid 30?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- You're doing the job very well. - I'm afraid I'll get the sack
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- I'll get sacked soon.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Things are looking up. - I've seen the auctioneer.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- I've met the buyer. Dai Jones - and Glandon have given me tips.
0:10:42 > 0:10:47- Apart from finding a pink one-piece, - like that little girl...
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- ..there's little to do apart from - playing hide-and-seek with sheep.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- They're good at this game. - They must've done this before.
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0:11:01 > 0:11:01- Subtitles
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0:11:05 > 0:11:06- Welcome back.
0:11:06 > 0:11:11- In two days' time, I'll be selling - a cow to Anglesey farmers.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- Glandon and Pup are helping me.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- We're selling this.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19- We're in Crufts.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Hello, Toots. Lovely.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- I'm on my stadium...
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- I'm on my stadium...- - Holding the dog.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Like the Lion King?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- You should make around 200.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37- You could start - with a bid for 250.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- What are they most likely to do - - raise a hand?
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- Some will raise a hand. - Others will wink.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46- Wink?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- Wink?- - They're not chatting you up!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- They're buying the dog, not you.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52- OK.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- I'd do this.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- That's not very clear, Glandon.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- I don't want anyone to see - I'm bidding. It's secretive.
0:12:01 > 0:12:07- Sometimes, when you catch someone's - eye, they'll just look at you.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- They won't look away.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- When he stops bidding, - he looks away.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- You then go on to the next bidder.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15- Ready for my show?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Ready for my show?- - I'm ready for the show.
0:12:17 > 0:12:22- A couple of hundred pounds. Lovely - pup. Good, nice, firm buttocks.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Who'll give me 250?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- I'm not offering 250 - - it's too expensive.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- 100.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- 100 I'm bid. 120, 120.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- 120, 140? 160.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38- 160 I'm bid.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41- 180, 180, 180, 200.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- 220, 240, 240, 260.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- 280, 80, 80.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49- 300 I'm bid.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- 320, 320. Come on, he's lovely.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54- 340.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55- 340.- - Deal.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57- You didn't have a gavel.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- You didn't have a gavel.- - I'd forgotten it.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- 8.00am. Morgan Evans mart.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Gaerwen or Gaerwon!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- It's practically deserted.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- I thought there was a show here.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- I bet the men - are in a warm room somewhere.
0:13:31 > 0:13:37- Morgan Evans is a large company - that covers Anglesey and Gwynedd.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- Simon's looking after me today.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Good morning, Simon. - Thanks for the invite.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- I've had some training - but what will I be doing today?
0:13:48 > 0:13:53- The livestock will arrive and we'll - match them up with the paperwork.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- We send the paperwork to the office.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- We then prepare the paperwork - for the auction.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- When the auction starts, - listen carefully.
0:14:03 > 0:14:09- If you feel confident, you can - have a go at selling an animal.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10- OK.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- Before selling, - I get to know the stock...
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- ..and flirt madly - with the farmers...
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- ..in the hope - of selling one of their cows.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Geraint's helping me find - that unlucky farmer.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- This is where everything happens.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- We'll start our assessment - in about ten minutes' time.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- Let's go around - to meet some of the famers.
0:14:34 > 0:14:39- You have to learn how to sell them - and how to identify the breeds.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- These are all yours, yes?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Which breed are they?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Lim cross, Belgians...
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- Lim cross, Belgians?
0:14:51 > 0:14:52- Which breed is it?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Which breed is it?- - British Blue cross.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- Which breed is this little one?
0:14:56 > 0:14:57- What's its name?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- What's its name?- - Black Beast.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01- Black Beast?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- There's something sexy...
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- ..about a man with a wild animal - in a confined space.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09- What's wrong with you?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Elfed, you're smarter than John. - John?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- What's this - cow snot?
0:15:21 > 0:15:22- What's this - cow snot?- - Yes.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- On you go. Oh, crikey!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- It's important to look smart.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- You look like a Cossack!
0:15:33 > 0:15:34- What's that - a cow?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35- This.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- This.- - It keeps my ears warm.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- I'll take this. You wear that.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- How do I look now?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Better?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- There's no top on it! - There's no top in it!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- I can't afford the top.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- After wrestling John - to get my fluff back...
0:15:59 > 0:16:04- ..it was time to visit the circle - which exhibited the best stock.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Arwyn Morgan was on hand - to help me out.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Poke a little here and a slap there.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- That's it, is it?
0:16:15 > 0:16:16- I'm squeezing here...
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- I'm squeezing here...- - To make sure it's nice and firm.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- Nice and firm and not too much fat.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Lift its tail up - and look at the broad picture.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- Nice and curvy.
0:16:28 > 0:16:35- From its tail, you want a good shape - down to the second thigh.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- The standard is very high, - fair play.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- The new judge - has started in this class.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- She's practising now.
0:16:47 > 0:16:53- By next year, I hope she's here - next year to judge on her own.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- I'll find her a place to stay!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- With this man!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- Are they talking about me? - What have you been saying?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Oop! Yes, I did, I did tell him.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- She said this one would win.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- Why did you choose this one?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- Why did you choose this one?- - Quite fluffy, nice backside.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Perfect. That's what you want.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- It's like looking for a wife.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Fluffy with a nice backside.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- I really fancied Arwyn - but I had work to do.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- We need to match the passports - to the animal.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- It's important to match the passport - with the number on the ear.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37- UK number, herd number - and match the individual number too.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- William Hughes is the owner.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- We need to ask him - if he's farm assured.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Are you farm assured? Honest?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- My number's on his computer.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51- This one's 906.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- 72 on its back.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54- Whoo-hoo!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56- Whoo-hoo!- - Don't put your hand there.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- 7375.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- I understood - about 3% of what he said.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- 1904. 703042 there.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- 76 on its back.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- I'm not quite sure what's going on.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- I'm not quite sure what's going on.- - Take those to the office.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Give them to Maldwyn.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Maldwyn, there you go.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- Champion.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- This is 100.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Sorry, love - which way?
0:18:23 > 0:18:24- That's it.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- 101.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- Can I rub it here? Sorry, love.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Crikey. Stand still, good girl.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39- More glue.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- More glue.- - There's not a lot left.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- Are you paying for it?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- I've dropped the thing. Oh, my gosh.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49- Oh, my gosh.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- She dropped it in the dirt.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Simon's angry. - Good, that's how I like them.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- OK, I'm here, - on the rostrum, with Simon.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- What happens here?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- The auction starts - in about 20 minutes.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- First up is the champion, - the reserve champion...
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- ..the first prize winners - and the second prize winners.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- I've chosen a heifer, No.5, - belonging to John...
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- ..for you to sell at the end - of the show cattle auction.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23- John with the snot here?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- John with the snot here?- - Wearing your hat.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26- Does John know about this?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- Does John know about this?- - Yes. He's over the moon.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- The pressure's on. - He wants a good price for it.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- He won't sell - unless he gets a good price.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- He can say, "No, I'm not selling."
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- He owns that animal - until this gavel goes down.
0:19:47 > 0:19:52- These farmers won't give a damn - that we're recording a TV programme.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- They're going to say, - "Who the hell is this?
0:19:55 > 0:19:56- "What's she doing here?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- "Why is she wearing - that stupid thing on her head?
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- "Why is she wearing lipstick? - Why are her pants shiny?
0:20:06 > 0:20:10- "Why isn't she getting - a better price for this cow?"
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- So, yes, I am nervous.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- To them, it's not a joke.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22- "Can I buy little John a bike - or can I only afford crayons?"
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- I'm right.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- If I sell a cow for 50 - when it's worth 2,500...
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- ..it's not going to be funny.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51- I feel horrendously nervous.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57- I don't understand what he's saying, - I can't see the bidders.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- I don't know if he's talking - Welsh or English.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- I don't understand a word. - How the hell am I going to do this?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- That sold for 236.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- Is that a good price? - Are you expecting something similar?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- More.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23- No pressure.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- No pressure.- - Pressure.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- If things go wrong, what do I do?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- If things go wrong, what do I do?- - It'll sell with you up there.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30- Guaranteed.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34- Everything Glandon taught me - is no use to me now.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- I'm just about to do it.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- There's a change now. - A guest auctioneer.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- I'm going to ask - Lisa Angharad to come on board...
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- ..and see if she wants to be - an auctioneer.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Hello, good afternoon.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- Please be kind and please, - can I ask you really nicely...
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- ..to make the bids obvious.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- I can only see this man, - I can't see the others.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- Well done you. - I can't see any of you.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- Very big gestures. - OK? Otherwise, it's him.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- He's going home with it for 50p.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- We'll start on 240. - Who'll give me 240?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Thank you. You.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12- 24...
0:22:12 > 0:22:13- 24...- - 240.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- He's given me 240.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- 242. 244.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23- 244. 246. 246.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24- 248.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- 248. 247.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- 48. Yes.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33- 248. What's after 248? 249. 249.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- No laughing, please.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- 249. 250.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Come on, I'll take you - on a night out. Come on! 251. 252.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- Man in the cap, - you'll give me 252. 252.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- You're ready for it. 252.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52- Sold.
0:22:56 > 0:23:01- John, thank you very much. Without - you, I wouldn't have had the chance.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03- No regrets.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- No, it was a good price.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08- You beat the other one. 236.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12- My starting price - was better than the other one.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- You'll have a good Christmas. - A fatter turkey.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- And a new coat!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- That's it.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- I've done it. I'm glad John - was happy with the price.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Little John will have his bike - after all.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- I've had new and different - experiences but I enjoyed them.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- I showed the men - that women can sell too.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34- Fluffy and a nice backside.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- I'm here with the gang. - How did I do, Simon?
0:23:38 > 0:23:39- Well done, superb.
0:23:39 > 0:23:45- A good price, a happy seller. - You're welcome back here anytime.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49- Happy auctioneer, happy buyer, - they're all happy.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Men are easily pleased!
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