Episode 1

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0:00:24 > 0:00:28I'm Darryn Lyons and I'm one of this year's most annoying celebrities.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Giddy up, God bless you.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34Welcome to tonight's collection of the most annoying people of 2011.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Hi, are you all right?

0:00:36 > 0:00:37ARGH!

0:00:39 > 0:00:42We're going to have a good time, whatever happens.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46In Britain, the more wrong it goes, the more we like it.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Over the past 12 months, we've been drawing up a hit list

0:00:49 > 0:00:52of the most annoying people from around the globe.

0:00:52 > 0:00:57- This beautiful flower for you.- He's lucky Madonna didn't take that hydrangea and slap him.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Pop stars.- Hello, everybody.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Politicians.- I'll never forgive him. I'm not returning his calls at all.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Phone hackers.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Staff have been putting the finishing touches to the last edition

0:01:08 > 0:01:12of the News of the World because of the latest phone-hacking allegations.

0:01:12 > 0:01:17All the ones that have done their best to rattle our cages and trouble our Twitter.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19What do you think of all this?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21It's nothing less than huge.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23We've got superstar meltdowns...

0:01:23 > 0:01:28All he talked about was hookers and drugs and money, and he's really lost.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- ..super-injunctions... - How about you just don't do BLEEP? How about that?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34How about you just behave?

0:01:34 > 0:01:35..and some super-enhanced bodies.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40I can walk around with a T-shirt that says, "Call my agent". I'm annoying.

0:01:40 > 0:01:45Geordies and gypsies gave TV a whole new breed of extra-annoying reality stars.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48I thank God for everything He's done for me.

0:01:48 > 0:01:53Any girl that spits in a man's face is a girl I want to be rolling with.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Pop's divas continued their battle of shock and awe...

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Whips and chains. Does she want to be a jockey, a dog handler?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06..whilst Justin Bieber just stank of his own perfume.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Is it for girls?

0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Katie Price got herself a new man... - I haven't got a particular type.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14..Shane Warne got a new face...

0:02:14 > 0:02:17There's nothing more annoying in a man than a badly-plucked eyebrow.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21..and, never one to be outdone, Lindsay Lohan got herself a new prison sentence.

0:02:21 > 0:02:26The fact that she just wants to nick things is just appalling.

0:02:26 > 0:02:32So sit back and vent with vehemence, as we introduce the most annoying irritants of 2011.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Hey! I'm not annoying!

0:02:40 > 0:02:43We begin our most annoying journey with the shocking tale

0:02:43 > 0:02:47of ex-cricketer Shane Warne's voyage into metrosexuality.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48He was rugged.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Loves a lager.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51He bulky and he's burly.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54He had foibles. He had faults.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57His hair smelt of cigarettes. He was pure man.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00He didn't really even look like he showered, let alone groomed.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05Butch Aussie, macho beer-drinking, pie-eating, baked bean-eating

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Aussie man. What's happened to Warnie?

0:03:12 > 0:03:15He's been...changed.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17She's kind of pulled him in.

0:03:17 > 0:03:22She's got this kind of, you know, bewitching way about her.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25And it's interesting that Liz Hurley once played the Devil in a film

0:03:25 > 0:03:29because there's something wrong with this.

0:03:29 > 0:03:34Liz has got her claws and teeth and Estee Lauder

0:03:34 > 0:03:39and Botox. It's just so un-Australian, Shane.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43# Man, I feel like a woman... #

0:03:43 > 0:03:46What has he had done to his face?

0:03:46 > 0:03:50He's gone a strange shade of orange.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53There is nothing more annoying in a man than a badly-plucked eyebrow.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Tweezers can be deadly in the wrong hands.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00It's so kind of swollen, and he's had his teeth done,

0:04:00 > 0:04:04it looks like, and his lips look weird.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Is he so whipped up into some kind of sexual frenzy by Elizabeth,

0:04:07 > 0:04:10that he literally can't think any more?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12It's a fascinating situation.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Well, it would be fascinating if it wasn't so annoying.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Next on our list of annoyance...

0:04:23 > 0:04:27..what could be nicer than a nice refreshing ice cream?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Surely, nothing to get annoyed about here.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Rum and raisin, raspberry ripple.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33# Ra, ra, ah-ah-ah... #

0:04:33 > 0:04:37Not for this new Covent Garden ice cream emporium.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Breast milk.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42My three boys have all been raised on breast milk.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45It's the most natural, beautiful thing in the world.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48It's beautiful, organic, free-range, totally natural,

0:04:48 > 0:04:51good enough for my kids, good enough for our ice cream.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53# You're as cold as ice... #

0:04:53 > 0:04:57In February this year, the arrival of Baby Gaga ice cream,

0:04:57 > 0:05:02churned from the breast milk of a mum from Leeds, caused something of a meltdown.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Sorry, the thought of it makes me feel quite ill.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Oh, God.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08No, thank you.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09OK...

0:05:09 > 0:05:12I think it's a bit of a yuck factor, isn't it?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14It smells fine.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Disgusting. Appalling. Gag-inducing.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I don't want to taste breast milk.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23I don't even want to taste my own breast milk and I certainly,

0:05:23 > 0:05:25God help me, don't want to taste yours.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29You're bound to have a yuck factor with a breast-milk ice cream.

0:05:29 > 0:05:34But when you think about it, it's the most natural thing in the world.

0:05:34 > 0:05:39Westminster Council didn't agree, and seized the titty tutti frutti,

0:05:39 > 0:05:43but after vigorous testing, had to admit they'd boobed

0:05:43 > 0:05:45and it went back on sale to a doubtful public.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Aah, here we go.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Mmm, oh, that is actually...

0:05:55 > 0:05:57That's pretty good, yeah.

0:05:57 > 0:06:02What kind of a person with normal mental health

0:06:02 > 0:06:07wants to eat breast-milk ice cream?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09- CREEPILY:- "Can I have a breast-milk ice cream, please?"

0:06:09 > 0:06:11That's all it's going to attract.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13"Can you just put one sultana on top of the...

0:06:13 > 0:06:14"on top there, yes?"

0:06:14 > 0:06:17"Can I have some hundreds and thousands for the areola?"

0:06:17 > 0:06:21I think it's disgusting, yeah. Not very nice.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23What if I develop a taste for it?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Where do I go from there?

0:06:25 > 0:06:29I start breaking into hospitals, going up to sleeping women.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Someone's breastfeeding their kid on a bus and I get involved

0:06:31 > 0:06:33and then I'm the creep, I'm the loser,

0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'm on the front page of the paper - "pervert".

0:06:35 > 0:06:38# Ra, ra, ah-ah-ah... #

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Even more annoyed was pop superstar Lady Gaga,

0:06:40 > 0:06:45who called the product "nausea-inducing" and detrimental to her image,

0:06:45 > 0:06:49and threatened legal action unless it was taken off sale.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53She's just annoyed she didn't think of it first.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Next time she comes on stage, she can come on as a giant breast

0:06:56 > 0:06:59and just literally be spurted onto the stage amidst milk.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03I thought she would just turn it into a publicity stunt

0:07:03 > 0:07:08and just be in the kitchen with two suckers attached to her boobs going, # Ooh, la, la-la-la! #

0:07:09 > 0:07:12That's the most crazy woman that we've got.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16When you go crazy, you go Lady Gaga and SHE thought it was strange.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Get it off the shelves, seriously. It's weird.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22# Want your bad romance. #

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Have you got any more?

0:07:26 > 0:07:28At 48, it's the vajazzle queen.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33# When I grow up I wanna be famous... #

0:07:33 > 0:07:38It's been a year of an annoyingly high profile for tabloid darling Amy Childs.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41She's the girl who shot to fame on TV show The Only Way is Essex

0:07:41 > 0:07:45for her intimate female decorating skills, and not much else.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Amy Childs is annoying because

0:07:48 > 0:07:51all she's basically doing is putting sequins on vaginas.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54How does that make you worthy of my attention?

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Er, shut up.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58She's not particularly talented or intelligent.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Oh, my God. I can't believe it.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06She said something about wanting to be the next Jordan or something,

0:08:06 > 0:08:08and that's...

0:08:08 > 0:08:11What a fabulously annoying aspiration to have!

0:08:11 > 0:08:18Amy's strategy for becoming this year's Katie Price began by waving goodbye to her TOWIE roots

0:08:18 > 0:08:21to join other red-carpet Z-listers on this year's Celebrity Big Brother.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25For Amy, going on Big Brother was just sort of a natural step for her.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29I mean, she was being cut out of TOWIE because... she wasn't that interesting.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34In what is essentially just a televised popularity contest,

0:08:34 > 0:08:38she finished behind Jedward and behind Kerry Katona -

0:08:38 > 0:08:42a woman who can't even be paid to advertise frozen buffets any more.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Is that really what you want on your CV? I don't know.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48She may have been a turn-off on Big Brother, but with her very own

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Channel 5 reality show and a big money supermarket ad campaign,

0:08:52 > 0:08:55it looks like Amy's annoying fame is set to continue.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Maybe we're all just "well jeal".

0:08:58 > 0:09:02Just because she's been on telly, she's now quite a big celebrity.

0:09:02 > 0:09:07The word celebrity, it used to mean something. It feels dirty now.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09I'm jealous of Amy Childs, you know.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13I'm going to grow my hair long, get my tits done, get some fake tan on.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14I'm there. I'm made.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Apparating in at 47...

0:09:18 > 0:09:21After seven kids' books, eight movies

0:09:21 > 0:09:26and over £10 billion profits, we can finally say goodbye to perky Harry.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29# I'm kissing you goodbye... #

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Harry Potter.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Harry Potter, I can't believe it. - And his big Harry wand.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35I can't believe it's over.

0:09:35 > 0:09:40It's absolutely been a bad spell of Harry Potter all the way through

0:09:40 > 0:09:44and me, for one, I'm glad that 2011 marks the end of Harry Potter.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48# I'm kissing you goodbye... #

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Fine with children enjoying Harry Potter. Not OK with adults.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54I've been to quite a few of the premieres before,

0:09:54 > 0:09:57but I've never managed to get any autographs,

0:09:57 > 0:09:59so, hopefully, today I'll do that.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03My friends are like, "You've got to read the book. It's really good!"

0:10:03 > 0:10:06I'll tell you what I really hate about Harry Potter -

0:10:06 > 0:10:09people telling me that I have to read Harry Potter.

0:10:09 > 0:10:14A long time ago, I read... the first two books.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17They're like, "But you're going to love this one."

0:10:17 > 0:10:19No, I know I won't love this!

0:10:19 > 0:10:20It's amazing!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Hogwarts. Even the word is ridiculous.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Harry Potter is the most annoying, cos I don't know any others.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Is there a Dumbledorf? Is he a child? I don't like him.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Is there a Dumbledorf, though?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Doobledorf?- Dumbledore. - I don't care.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38I don't like him. I don't like him. There's a kid with red hair. I don't like him.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40There's a girl. I don't like her.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44But is this the last we will ever see of Potter and Co?

0:10:44 > 0:10:49- It's not over.- JK Rowling will not let it go. She's like, "It's over!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52"I'm done. Here's a theme park!" "It's over. I'm done. Here's a website!"

0:10:52 > 0:10:56I'm sure the film companies will find another way to wring

0:10:56 > 0:11:00more money out of Hogwarts and JK Rowling and Harry Potter.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03There'll be a Harry Potter burger, or God knows what, but something.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05They're not going to let that go.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07SCREAMING

0:11:10 > 0:11:14At number 46, we've got a case of an inappropriate erection.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18Two and a half years after his death,

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Michael Jackson is still making news

0:11:20 > 0:11:24but the crime in question wasn't anything to do with dodgy doctors

0:11:24 > 0:11:27but the vision of the King of Kensington, Mohammed Al Fayed.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30The ex-Harrods boss and Jackson fan belatedly decided

0:11:30 > 0:11:34he wanted to pay tribute to the King of Pop by commissioning

0:11:34 > 0:11:37a brand-new life-sized statue.

0:11:37 > 0:11:42Al Fayed was following in a long line of other artistic attempts.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Back in 1988, we had pop artist Jeff Koons' kitsch porcelain.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Look at the expression on his face in that one.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51When you've got a monkey on your lap, you shouldn't look like that.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Earlier this year, we saw Maria von Kohler's freaky tribute

0:11:54 > 0:11:57to Jackson's parenting skills unveiled in London.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00I reckon every statue is supposed to encourage us.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03That's how we should be in life. This is wrong.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05And, of course, we can't forget

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Michael's OWN unassuming little number back in 1995.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11One of the moments when Michael Jackson's career

0:12:11 > 0:12:15was essentially considered to be over, was when he decided to

0:12:15 > 0:12:22bring down, on a barge on the Thames, a huge statue of himself.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26So, how and where would the eccentric Egyptian pay homage?

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Fans of the Fulham football club he owns got the hump

0:12:32 > 0:12:35when he decided that their home ground, Craven Cottage -

0:12:35 > 0:12:39a place Jacko had visited ONCE back in 1999 -

0:12:39 > 0:12:45was the ideal place for his own personal memorial to the deceased pop star.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48We all know he lived and breathed Fulham.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Some of his best songs are about Fulham - Black and White,

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Bad - last season against Stoke, that's what he wrote it about.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56# I'm bad, I'm bad

0:12:56 > 0:12:57# Really, really bad

0:12:57 > 0:13:00# You know I'm bad, I'm bad

0:13:00 > 0:13:01# You know it... #

0:13:01 > 0:13:06It looks cheap. For a man as rich as he is, he could have thrown

0:13:06 > 0:13:10a bit more money at it and made it look...just respectable.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13It looks like it's been painted by a kid.

0:13:13 > 0:13:18I've been coming here for 35 years and that's the silliest thing I've ever seen.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21The actual statue looks more like Michael

0:13:21 > 0:13:27than the Michael we know himself. It's so much more plastic, just like how Michael's supposed to be.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30It makes the club look silly. It's completely out of place.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32I don't know what it's got to do with.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36It might seem an unlikely place to pay tribute to Michael Jackson,

0:13:36 > 0:13:41but chairman Mohammed Al Fayed insisted everyone share in his enthusiasm.

0:13:41 > 0:13:46If some stupid fans don't understand and appreciate such a gift

0:13:46 > 0:13:50this guy gave to the world, you know, they can just go to hell.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- # Beat it - Beat it

0:13:52 > 0:13:53- # Beat it - Beat it... #

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Normally, when fans are critical of a football chairman,

0:13:57 > 0:14:00the chairman does that very PR sort of thing of saying, you know,

0:14:00 > 0:14:04"I respect your opinions, but this is something that's going to happen."

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Al Fayed just doesn't get it.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09He told them to go to hell and, if they want, go and support Chelsea.

0:14:09 > 0:14:14That's how it should be done. It should be that level of honesty. I own the place. You jump on board.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- # Just beat it - Beat it

0:14:16 > 0:14:17- # Beat it - Beat it... #

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Mr Al Fayed wasn't the only celeb splashing his cash this year.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27It's time for us to take a quick diversion to our top five chart

0:14:27 > 0:14:31of 2011's most annoying celebrity spenders.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32It's a girl's dream.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36At number five, it's the Hollywood A-list couple who let the train take the strain.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Brad and Angelina wanted to go to Glasgow, where he was filming.

0:14:39 > 0:14:44Most average people would get a train, or even a coach.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47But no, we are going to charter our own train because we are

0:14:47 > 0:14:52Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and we need a whole train to ourselves. It was about 60,000 to do the trip.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56Can you imagine chartering a whole train just for yourselves?

0:14:56 > 0:15:01In at four, it's the world's most expensively dressed child.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03I defy anyone to show me

0:15:03 > 0:15:06a more spoiled child than five-year-old Suri Cruise.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10Suri is the daughter of megastars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

0:15:10 > 0:15:16This is a little girl who has a £3 million wardrobe at the age of five.

0:15:16 > 0:15:23When Balenciaga is designing your little girl's high heels, you've got a big problem.

0:15:23 > 0:15:29At number three it's Kate Moss, who this year treated herself to her very own vineyard.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33What's up with popping down the offy like everyone else?

0:15:33 > 0:15:37I don't know if buying a vineyard is a good idea. She does like a drink.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41At number two, it's Beyonce, who managed to annoy us by splashing

0:15:41 > 0:15:4590 grand in 90 minutes on a shopping trip to London's Oxford Street.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48The best thing was she went to Top Shop.

0:15:48 > 0:15:52How do you spend 90 grand in Top Shop?

0:15:52 > 0:15:56But even Beyonce's speed shopping looks like small change

0:15:56 > 0:15:59next to our most annoying celebrity spenders of the year.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01The Ecclestone sisters.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05It's really horrible the way they're so crass with their money.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09They're some, like, really bad tacky '80s family,

0:16:09 > 0:16:13that have just like, made all their money, buying all this crass stuff -

0:16:13 > 0:16:14where's the humbleness gone?

0:16:14 > 0:16:20When it comes to annoying celebrity spending, no-one can compete with Tamara and Petra Ecclestone,

0:16:20 > 0:16:24the daughters of billionaire Formula One boss, Bernie Ecclestone.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25With Daddy being so rich,

0:16:25 > 0:16:29Petra had no problem forking out £12 million on her wedding

0:16:29 > 0:16:33this year, and then snapped up a modest little place for when she's in LA.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Petra Ecclestone bought the Spelling mansion for over 80 million.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41I definitely think, in this age of austerity, that people who are

0:16:41 > 0:16:47splashing their cash is really not something that people want to see any more.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Not to be outdone by her little sis, Tamara also hit the headlines

0:16:50 > 0:16:54this year, when she blew £1 million on a new bath.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Yes, that's a million pounds on a bath.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02The fact that Tamara Ecclestone recently added a £1 million

0:17:02 > 0:17:07crystal bath tub to her £45 million Chelsea apartment is selfish,

0:17:07 > 0:17:11I find it indulgent and I find it a little bit disgusting.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13A million pound...on a bath?!

0:17:13 > 0:17:18What's annoying about having a £1 million crystal bath

0:17:18 > 0:17:23is you're still going to have to clean the pubes out of it.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29Back to business at 45, the question of cash gets even dirtier.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31# Money, money, money, money... #

0:17:31 > 0:17:35Most British high streets are not awash with cash or million-pound baths.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38This year, as the world's financial downturn continued,

0:17:38 > 0:17:43the public became increasingly angry at the role bankers and traders played in the recession.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46So, back in September, when one motormouth money man

0:17:46 > 0:17:50appeared on the BBC News channel, he really got us annoyed.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54A plan was announced to pump two trillion euros

0:17:54 > 0:17:58into the eurozone bailout funds, and all I knew

0:17:58 > 0:18:00from the guidance I'd been given

0:18:00 > 0:18:03is that I was going to be getting reaction to this

0:18:03 > 0:18:07'from a man called Alessio Rastani, who was an independent day trader.'

0:18:07 > 0:18:11Right, can you pin down exactly what would keep investors happy,

0:18:11 > 0:18:13make them feel more confident?

0:18:13 > 0:18:17I happened to be watching when... What's his name now?

0:18:17 > 0:18:20A man so anonymous, even HE hadn't heard of himself.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24It doesn't matter how much money they want to put in,

0:18:24 > 0:18:25it's not going to work.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29We do a lot of these interviews where people don't necessarily

0:18:29 > 0:18:32give you a particularly memorable sound bite,

0:18:32 > 0:18:35but this man turned out to be really rather different.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38The market is toast. The stock market is finished.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40The governments don't rule the world,

0:18:40 > 0:18:41Goldman Sachs rules the world.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44If I see an opportunity to make money, I go with that.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47He pretty much pointed out the economy is falling apart.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49- We knew that anyway.- Yeah.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51He was wearing a pink tie. That was quite annoying.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55We don't really care that much how they're going to fix the economy,

0:18:55 > 0:18:57how they're going to fix the whole situation.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Our job is to make money from it.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01They guy was just expressing

0:19:01 > 0:19:06what many thousands of bankers are thinking.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09I go to bed, I dream of another recession, of another moment like this.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12'There was this sort of intake of breath.'

0:19:12 > 0:19:16There was this metaphorical and literal collective dropping of jaws.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19What I meant was I dream of a market crash

0:19:19 > 0:19:22and that's kind of strange for a lot of people.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Why would anyone be dreaming of a market crash? Isn't that a bad thing?

0:19:25 > 0:19:28For God's sake, I dream of werewolves and flying,

0:19:28 > 0:19:31but you don't see me on the news crowing on about it.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34The biggest risk people can take right now is not acting.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38- Do you dream about the economy at night?- I try not to.- Yeah.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41'As I walked out of that TV studio on that day,'

0:19:41 > 0:19:43I noticed that something was wrong.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Even the people around me in the studio and the reception

0:19:46 > 0:19:49were looking at me - they'd seen what I'd just said on TV.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52I sensed there's something different, something wrong.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56And the reaction by the end of that night was huge -

0:19:56 > 0:19:59newspapers talking about it. The next day, reporters calling me.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02I've got Forbes Magazine, New York Magazine calling me

0:20:02 > 0:20:06and I couldn't understand what's going on, so it was unbelievable.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- # Money talks - Listen... #

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Alessio's outspoken claims

0:20:11 > 0:20:15were dismissed by some as attention-seeking antics,

0:20:15 > 0:20:19but they did attract invitations from the biggest names on TV to explain himself.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22His whole attitude was quite annoying.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Apparently, he's going to get very rich off of this depression now

0:20:25 > 0:20:27and we have to do something about it. I'll get annoyed.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31I'll throw a brick through my television next time I see him on there.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35I heard that I'd been selected for the most annoying people of 2011.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38I think, if anything, I've been annoyingly accurate.

0:20:38 > 0:20:43What he's actually done, is he's told us where bankers stand

0:20:43 > 0:20:47and much as many of us thought, it's directly behind us

0:20:47 > 0:20:50with a scalpel, draining us of our life blood.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54- # Money talks - Listen... #

0:20:54 > 0:21:00At 44, it's the rapper who's getting more famous for his rants than his rhymes.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06Kanye West - the man that put the C into rap.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Kanye is definitely the most self-absorbed

0:21:09 > 0:21:11and conceited rapper out there, because he's under

0:21:11 > 0:21:13the assumption that everyone is constantly

0:21:13 > 0:21:16concerned with him and what he's doing in his personal life.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Whining West took annoyance to new heights this year

0:21:19 > 0:21:23when he elevated himself to being up there with the most hated man in history.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27My God, Kanye, you've done it this time. Comparing himself, now, to Hitler.

0:21:27 > 0:21:33# Springtime for Hitler, and Germany... #

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Unfair, obviously. Hitler at least had some people that liked him.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41# Don't speak I know just what you're saying... #

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Even that comparison, he meant it as like, "Ah, I'm a victim".

0:21:44 > 0:21:47But you're still comparing yourself to a man

0:21:47 > 0:21:49who tried to take over the world.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53It's still arrogant. No matter what he says, it's arrogant.

0:21:53 > 0:21:57Comparing yourself to Hitler is a bit extreme, and it's going to make headlines.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01He's definitely courting a little controversy, and he loves that.

0:22:01 > 0:22:06Whenever I hear him talk, I think, remember when he had a car accident and had his jaw wired shut?

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Those were good times.

0:22:08 > 0:22:13Renowned for his own bizarre sense of style, Kanye's next annoyance in 2011

0:22:13 > 0:22:16was a bid to become king of the catwalk,

0:22:16 > 0:22:21launching his very own diffusion line for dames at Paris Fashion Week.

0:22:21 > 0:22:26His fashion collection? Annoying and a huge, huge disaster.

0:22:26 > 0:22:31Now he's taken to leading a line in fashion of harem pants and ladies' cardigans.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34What? What is going on there?

0:22:34 > 0:22:36The stuff that he created for Louis Vuitton

0:22:36 > 0:22:39made me throw up in the store and then I had to purchase the shoes.

0:22:39 > 0:22:44With the fashion fallout, what should the Hitler of hip-hop do next?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Your music is good. Just rely on that.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50Stop tweeting out annoying things. Stop taking yourself too seriously.

0:22:50 > 0:22:55I just think his ego has gotten enormously, gigantically massive.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58I think what would be best for the world in 2012

0:22:58 > 0:23:00is if Kanye West becomes a mute.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04At number 43, some mothers who maybe DON'T know best.

0:23:04 > 0:23:09# What would my mama do? #

0:23:09 > 0:23:152011 has seen the rise of the horrible, pushy, showy mum

0:23:15 > 0:23:17who wants their daughter to be famous,

0:23:17 > 0:23:20whatever the cost and, unfortunately, that cost

0:23:20 > 0:23:24seems to be their appearance, their health, their general wellbeing.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27# I whip my hair back and forth... #

0:23:27 > 0:23:31In 2011, pushy mums have been slapped across the nation's headlines

0:23:31 > 0:23:35for indulging their darling daughters just a little too much

0:23:35 > 0:23:38and one British mum whipped us into a frenzy for confessing

0:23:38 > 0:23:41she'd Botoxed her seven-year-old child in a deranged bid

0:23:41 > 0:23:45to help her daughter find fame like her idol, Willow Smith.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48# So keep the party jumpin'... #

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Disgusting. How can you put Botox into a child's face?

0:23:50 > 0:23:54If she has got lines on the face, sort yourself out, love.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Have a clay face mask.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Don't you just hate it when you hit five

0:23:58 > 0:24:00and Mother Nature starts taking her toll?

0:24:00 > 0:24:04It all goes and it all goes south. Those non-existent boobs that you've developed

0:24:04 > 0:24:06are hanging by your ankles.

0:24:06 > 0:24:10It's just ridiculous. I mean, what are these women thinking?!

0:24:10 > 0:24:14# And now you wanna pretend that you're a superstar... #

0:24:14 > 0:24:18But our most annoying plastic parent of 2011 goes to Sarah Burge.

0:24:18 > 0:24:23She's spent half a million turning herself into a Botox Barbie

0:24:23 > 0:24:26and thinks her daughters should totter in her tiny footsteps.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29# When everyone's gone and you are by yourself... #

0:24:29 > 0:24:35Seven-year-old Poppy and mother Sarah Burge bond over beauty so much

0:24:35 > 0:24:38that 50-year-old Sarah has given her little girl a voucher

0:24:38 > 0:24:42for breast implants, that she can use when she turns 18.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45The only thing a seven-year-old should be deciding

0:24:45 > 0:24:47is whether she wants to watch Peppa Pig or Blue Peter.

0:24:47 > 0:24:52There's no need for her to be deciding if she wants bigger boobs, bigger lips or anything.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55I'm almost lost for words, which doesn't happen very often.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58It's absolutely sick. It's warped. It's crazy.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Someone needs to speak to this woman.

0:25:04 > 0:25:10Sarah justified her pushy parenting earlier this year on BBC Three show Botox Britain.

0:25:10 > 0:25:15The problem is that every girl starts to think, "I need to look a certain way

0:25:15 > 0:25:20"and address it", and for me, that is a depressing horror future.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23It might well be, but that's a reality of life, isn't it?

0:25:23 > 0:25:28The playground is ruthless. It's like being on a fashion parade going to school.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Mums justify it by saying, "Well, look at my daughter.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35"They ask for it. They want it." I asked for a pet dinosaur when I was seven.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37It was neither feasible nor possible. OK?

0:25:37 > 0:25:41And that should be the same with your seven-year-old daughter wanting tits.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Do not allow it to happen.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44All these crazy moms out there,

0:25:44 > 0:25:48it should be, "Here's your boob job, here's your tattooing of eyebrows

0:25:48 > 0:25:51"and here's your therapist that I will personally pay for

0:25:51 > 0:25:54"from the ages of 15 to 30, when you start slutting it up."

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Popping up next is reluctant role model, Rihanna.

0:25:58 > 0:26:03More used to being number one, this Barbadian balladeer only makes it in at number 42

0:26:03 > 0:26:05on our parade of annoyance.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Get lo-o-o-o-oud!

0:26:07 > 0:26:12Indeed, some question what the saucy songstress is doing here at all.

0:26:12 > 0:26:16I'm shocked that Rihanna's on the most annoying. I think she's... I think she's brilliant.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18I love Rihanna.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21I love all her music videos. Not her music, just the videos.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25# Cos I may be bad But I'm perfectly good at it... #

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Raunchy Riri was in our face straightaway this year

0:26:28 > 0:26:33with this kinky chorus banned from a dozen countries and daytime Radio One.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36# Chains and whips excite me... #

0:26:36 > 0:26:38My little sister is nine-years-old.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41I don't want my little sister talking about S&M.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Damn you, Rihanna, stop that.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46No, you're a role model, behave yourself.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47# I like it, like it... #

0:26:47 > 0:26:49These women put flashlights on their vaginas

0:26:49 > 0:26:52and have fireworks shooting out of their breasts.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54They're not a moral compass.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56They are to dance around and blow-dry your hair to.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59# M, M, M S, S, S, and... #

0:26:59 > 0:27:04It's really gotten extreme. Just when I wanted to like Rihanna, she's slutted it up.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09Now, when a farmer in Northern Ireland agreed to

0:27:09 > 0:27:14lend his field to a film crew for a pop video, he had no idea what he was letting himself in for.

0:27:14 > 0:27:18Being Rihanna, she'd forgot to pack any clothes,

0:27:18 > 0:27:21so she was in there in the field jumping around, and most people

0:27:21 > 0:27:25would be happy about this, apart from one person. That was the farmer.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28# We don't have to take our clothes off

0:27:28 > 0:27:31# To have a good time... #

0:27:31 > 0:27:34The farmer told her, "Look, this isn't going on.

0:27:34 > 0:27:38"I'm a Christian here. I don't want this filth in my field."

0:27:38 > 0:27:43Not only that, all the traffic stopped to watch and perve.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46He went over to her and he said,

0:27:46 > 0:27:49"You shouldn't have to take off your top to make a living".

0:27:49 > 0:27:53And in one fell swoop, this small Northern Irish farmer

0:27:53 > 0:27:55landed sort of a feminist critique

0:27:55 > 0:27:58that hundreds of politicians or feminists couldn't land.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02You're the most powerful woman in music right now.

0:28:02 > 0:28:06Why do you think you still have to run around topless?

0:28:06 > 0:28:08"Oh, because I'm liberated. It makes me feel sexy."

0:28:08 > 0:28:12You're in a field in Northern Ireland.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14# Now we're standing side by side... #

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Can you imagine that happening to Madonna or even Britney Spears?

0:28:17 > 0:28:19No chance, no chance.

0:28:19 > 0:28:22"Superstar gets tits out and gets told off by a farmer."

0:28:22 > 0:28:24It's kind of not a sexy headline, is it?

0:28:24 > 0:28:28# We found love in a hopeless place... #

0:28:28 > 0:28:34I don't think she'll be losing any sleep about people telling her what she should or shouldn't be doing

0:28:34 > 0:28:36and, sadly, I don't think she'll lose much sleep about

0:28:36 > 0:28:39being considered an annoying person of 2011.

0:28:39 > 0:28:41# Hopeless place... #

0:28:41 > 0:28:44At number 41, it's the Sperminator.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52Arnold Schwarzenegger has been particularly annoying this year

0:28:52 > 0:28:55because we found out that the Terminator wasn't a hero.

0:28:55 > 0:28:59In fact, he was a cheat - cheated on his wife,

0:28:59 > 0:29:03sired an illegitimate child with his housekeeper.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06One expects better from the Kindergarten Cop.

0:29:06 > 0:29:10Yes, 2011 was the year that it was revealed the Terminator that Arnie shocked Hollywood

0:29:10 > 0:29:14when he announced he was splitting with his wife, Maria Shriver, after 25 years of marriage.

0:29:14 > 0:29:18Now there are so many people that I want to thank,

0:29:18 > 0:29:21but I want to start first with my wife Maria.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23CHEERING

0:29:23 > 0:29:28We then found out the reason for the break-up was that Arnie's missus had got wind of the fact

0:29:28 > 0:29:31that her cleaner's son might have a secret dad.

0:29:31 > 0:29:35Maria, his wife, suddenly noticed a strange similarity

0:29:35 > 0:29:39between the housemaid's son and her husband.

0:29:39 > 0:29:44She confronted the housemaid and realised Arnie had been playing away.

0:29:44 > 0:29:48AS SCHWARZENEGGER: And from the cleaner, I had a child. Don't tell anyone.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51# Got to love ya Got to love ya... #

0:29:51 > 0:29:54The result of Arnie's supersonic secret sexual encounter

0:29:54 > 0:29:57was the now 13-year-old Joseph Bueno.

0:29:57 > 0:30:04His mother, Patty, had been a cleaner at the Schwarzenegger house for the last, er...13 years!

0:30:04 > 0:30:08I have a great time doing it, I have a good physical background.

0:30:08 > 0:30:12It might have taken a long time for Maria to work out what had gone on,

0:30:12 > 0:30:16but why did it take the former governor of California so long to reveal the truth?

0:30:16 > 0:30:20The really annoying thing about all of this is the fact

0:30:20 > 0:30:23that he must have known about this for longer, but kept it all quiet

0:30:23 > 0:30:27while he was in political office, and that's pretty low, I think.

0:30:27 > 0:30:31If we found Arnie's secret annoying, just think what poor Joseph must have made of it.

0:30:31 > 0:30:35Arnie, he's a hero to many. The kid's probably in awe of him.

0:30:35 > 0:30:41"You're that dude from that film with that monster that the laser comes out and you smash it up

0:30:41 > 0:30:45in the jungle and you're my dad! That's amazing!"

0:30:45 > 0:30:48What's really weird is you see pictures of this boy he's fathered,

0:30:48 > 0:30:50wearing a Conan the Barbarian costume.

0:30:50 > 0:30:54It's a wonder how it's stayed under lock and key for so long.

0:30:54 > 0:30:57Old-school Arnie's proven he can keep a secret,

0:30:57 > 0:31:01but modern stars have trouble keeping ANYTHING to themselves.

0:31:01 > 0:31:052011 has been the year that even more celebrities have taken to Twitter,

0:31:05 > 0:31:08but who knew so many of them would be serving up such dire drivel?

0:31:08 > 0:31:12Here, with their very own dodgy spelling and grammar,

0:31:12 > 0:31:15are the year's top five tiresome tweeters.

0:31:15 > 0:31:19At number five, it's Mel B who irritated us

0:31:19 > 0:31:21with this romantic tweet back in June.

0:31:28 > 0:31:32I actually got into a huge barney with Mel B this year,

0:31:32 > 0:31:38which was quite well documented on Twitter, but actually it was all sparked by this tweet.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41A whole load of victims of rape were really disgusted by it.

0:31:41 > 0:31:45It was just a ridiculous comment, and she has to be

0:31:45 > 0:31:48one of those celebrities who should just be banned from Twitter.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50Wayne Rooney is at number four,

0:31:50 > 0:31:54after he tried his hand at social commentary following the summer riots.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06I don't think he's really one to be judging people on, you know,

0:32:06 > 0:32:09just cos you haven't got a job you can burn down buildings.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11I don't think he should be casting wider views on society

0:32:11 > 0:32:13when he sleeps with grannies.

0:32:13 > 0:32:17At number three, Duncan Bannatyne turned gangster,

0:32:17 > 0:32:21after a mysterious Russian sent threatening tweets to his daughter.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34I was upset that on the new series of Dragons' Den

0:32:34 > 0:32:37they didn't go, "And first in the Den tonight is Yuri from Moscow.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40"He's looking for £25,000 for his new kidnapping business."

0:32:40 > 0:32:42You can imagine Duncan's response.

0:32:42 > 0:32:45At number two, 50 Cent managed to annoy us

0:32:45 > 0:32:49by making light of the horrific tsunami that destroyed parts of Japan in March.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00LOL.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02If ever there was a time for an LOL, it is

0:33:02 > 0:33:05definitely when there is a massive earthquake in Japan.

0:33:05 > 0:33:09It's ridiculous. You'd think that somebody like 50 Cent would have somebody

0:33:09 > 0:33:15monitoring their tweets. There would be some checks in place. But no.

0:33:15 > 0:33:1950's 140-character thoughts might have irritated us this year,

0:33:19 > 0:33:23but that's nothing compared to bad-boy footballer, Joey Barton,

0:33:23 > 0:33:27a man who has undergone something of a Twitter-aided transformation in 2011.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30Joey Barton - footballer by day,

0:33:30 > 0:33:34deep-thinking Twitter philosopher by night.

0:33:34 > 0:33:39It's like finding out BNP leader Nick Griffin is a reggae DJ in his spare time.

0:33:39 > 0:33:44Joey Barton, footballer, a man once famed for stubbing out a lit cigar

0:33:44 > 0:33:48in the open eye of one of his disbelieving team-mates

0:33:48 > 0:33:55has overcome a kind of cultural intellectual revolution, and become Renaissance man on Twitter.

0:33:57 > 0:34:01This year, Joey has developed the habit of quoting writers and philosophers in his tweets.

0:34:01 > 0:34:06When he fell out with his old club, Newcastle, in July, he tweeted the following.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15I don't really trust Joey Barton's tweets when they're Orwell.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18I get the impression he's getting these quotes off a website.

0:34:18 > 0:34:23I don't think he's trawling through Orwell's books, picking out a really meaningful quote.

0:34:23 > 0:34:27Maybe the reason we aren't convinced by Joey's literary musings

0:34:27 > 0:34:31is because most of his tweets reveal a more basic side to his hashtag philosophy.

0:34:31 > 0:34:37He called the TOWIE cast "ball bags" and "retards", which is not a PC thing to say.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40Particularly if you're a footballer like him.

0:34:40 > 0:34:46It wasn't only the TOWIE cast who've been on the end of a Twitter bashing from Joey this year.

0:34:46 > 0:34:49He gets criticised once on Match Of The Day

0:34:49 > 0:34:52and he has a go at Alan Shearer's hairline and his shirt.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00He showed that he was actually, at heart, a real philosopher.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02Jean-Paul Sartre would be proud today.

0:35:03 > 0:35:08Next, a social media slip-up that led to career suicide.

0:35:08 > 0:35:12What would this show be without a politician embroiled in a sex scandal?

0:35:12 > 0:35:17I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

0:35:17 > 0:35:22You may not recognise his face, but millions now recognise his crotch.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25Oh, Anthony Weiner.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27Anthony Weiner is the penis guy.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30We didn't know Anthony Weiner at all until he did this.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33Congressman Anthony Weiner was immediately caught

0:35:33 > 0:35:35after he tweeted a picture of his penis to a girl.

0:35:35 > 0:35:38He thought he was sending a picture of his penis

0:35:38 > 0:35:41to one particular woman, but he sent it to everyone who followed him.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44It's kind of like when you hit "reply all", basically.

0:35:44 > 0:35:45It's a classic mistake.

0:35:49 > 0:35:53This year's big political cock-up involved a man

0:35:53 > 0:35:56previously little known in the UK, Anthony Weiner,

0:35:56 > 0:36:00the honourable member for New York's Ninth Congressional District.

0:36:00 > 0:36:05The gentleman is providing cover for his colleagues, rather than doing the right thing.

0:36:05 > 0:36:09Republican blogger Andrew Breitbart, having discovered the tweeted pictures,

0:36:09 > 0:36:14posted them online, and soon Weiner was dish of the day.

0:36:14 > 0:36:20He showed his wiener and his name is Weiner. How ironic.

0:36:20 > 0:36:22You should have seen the New York headlines.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25The New York Post - "Weiner Pulls Out."

0:36:25 > 0:36:27The New York Times - "Weiner Gets Grilled."

0:36:27 > 0:36:31I mean, you couldn't make it up.

0:36:31 > 0:36:36"Obama beats Weiner." You know what they're suggesting there.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39# Don't wanna be an American idiot... #

0:36:39 > 0:36:45Weiner denied the tweeted crotch was his, and claimed his account had been hacked.

0:36:45 > 0:36:49The problem with Anthony Weiner was he handled it the wrong way.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52- Not his wiener.- Not his wiener. His wiener was fine.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54- He handled that well. - And it was a little small.

0:36:54 > 0:36:58I didn't send the photograph. That was... This hacker did.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01I didn't send it to the woman in question.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04She didn't get it. She's made a statement to that effect.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06I saw it immediately, took it down.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09And then by the next weekend, his wife was ready to leave him

0:37:09 > 0:37:12and it was him and then another picture had leaked where

0:37:12 > 0:37:14we had actually seen even more of his wiener.

0:37:17 > 0:37:21I just loved how quickly his arrogance turned on a dime.

0:37:21 > 0:37:24He's just categorically like, "How dare you?

0:37:24 > 0:37:27"How dare you imply that I would do something like that to...

0:37:27 > 0:37:29"Yeah, that was my dick. I'm sorry."

0:37:29 > 0:37:33Last Friday night, I tweeted a photograph of myself that I intended

0:37:33 > 0:37:36to send as a direct message as part of a joke to a woman in Seattle.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39Once I realised I had posted it to Twitter, I panicked,

0:37:39 > 0:37:42I took it down and said that I had been hacked.

0:37:42 > 0:37:46He apologised at an old folk's home, which was great because I'm sure they were like,

0:37:46 > 0:37:51"What does tweeting his penis mean? I think I might do that every night...accidentally."

0:37:51 > 0:37:55I brought pain to people I care about the most, and people who believed in me.

0:37:55 > 0:38:01Weiner was forced to quit, and face the wrath of pregnant wife, Huma Abedin.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04The happy couple are expecting their first child in December,

0:38:04 > 0:38:08hopefully in time to buy him this year's must-have toy.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11There is an Anthony Weiner doll out.

0:38:11 > 0:38:17It's sort of like Pinocchio, only the part that grows is lower.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19"Hey, there's a girl!" Who-o-o-op!

0:38:19 > 0:38:21"Hey, I got caught!" Who-o-o-o.

0:38:23 > 0:38:27Overstaying its welcome at 39

0:38:27 > 0:38:30is the technology we've all gotten very tired of -

0:38:30 > 0:38:333D.

0:38:33 > 0:38:353D, yeah, it's just a joke.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37I think unless you're a techie nerd,

0:38:37 > 0:38:40I'm just not that interested in 3D stuff.

0:38:40 > 0:38:43Yes, in 2011, the thrill of paying over the odds

0:38:43 > 0:38:48to look like an idiot at a 3D movie has grown increasingly annoying.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50It is absolutely pointless.

0:38:50 > 0:38:54What is the reasoning behind having a film in 3D?

0:38:54 > 0:38:58I did see Harry Potter in 3D. I was told that that was a must.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01And it's great, it's cool,

0:39:01 > 0:39:03but it doesn't really add to my enjoyment of the film.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06I think I would have enjoyed the film anyway.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09It was good in the '80s, when you had Jaws and the glasses for free

0:39:09 > 0:39:12and Jaws was in 3D. It was brilliant, that was.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14But now they've got 3D this, 3D that.

0:39:14 > 0:39:18Not content with pushing overpriced movie tickets,

0:39:18 > 0:39:21the men in suits are now pushing 3D into your living room.

0:39:21 > 0:39:27I can't even really get reception in my house, so 3D would be, like, really state of the art.

0:39:27 > 0:39:32I'd quite like a 3D TV just so, when I had a party, I could put it on and show off about it.

0:39:32 > 0:39:36I won't be buying a 3D television. I'd be, um, doing something better.

0:39:36 > 0:39:40I think the 3D TVs are definitely for the techie show-offs

0:39:40 > 0:39:44that want the next thing, but I think the joke's on them now,

0:39:44 > 0:39:48because it's not really kicked off and they just look like geeks.

0:39:48 > 0:39:53But if watching puppies and footballers in stupid glasses wasn't annoying enough,

0:39:53 > 0:39:56back in March, thousands of twitching techies

0:39:56 > 0:40:00joined the bandwagon to purchase the all-new Nintendo 3DS.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03The world-famous console was, this time, in 3D.

0:40:03 > 0:40:07You didn't need glasses, but you did need £250 and no shame.

0:40:08 > 0:40:12It's a fad. It's a very expensive fad. It's not going to last.

0:40:12 > 0:40:17I don't know. I don't think that's really necessary, to have a little dog in the screen

0:40:17 > 0:40:20that's paw can come up slightly towards you.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22I don't really understand that. It doesn't really do it for me.

0:40:22 > 0:40:29It was a shame for Nintendo. It appeared that 3D wasn't what the techies wanted either.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32Sales - as well as the price of their new console - plummeted

0:40:32 > 0:40:35and the company reported a loss for the first time in years.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37I will not have it. Stop 3D now!

0:40:39 > 0:40:46Breaking a sweat at 38, it's a form of exercise that's been growing like wildfire in 2011.

0:40:46 > 0:40:49- Zumba. - Zumba. Zumba.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51# Cha-de-de-de-de. #

0:40:51 > 0:40:53Zumba has got it going on.

0:40:54 > 0:40:59Can you actually tell the difference whether someone is Zumba-ing or they're being Tasered?

0:40:59 > 0:41:04It's just somebody doing this. Zumba, Zumba, Zumba.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07Zumba. I charge four quid for that.

0:41:07 > 0:41:11Created by one Beto Perez, Zumba classes are a bizarre clash

0:41:11 > 0:41:13of '80s aerobics...

0:41:13 > 0:41:15# Let's get physical... #

0:41:15 > 0:41:17..and '90s Macarena.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19# Hey, Macarena! #

0:41:19 > 0:41:24And, in 2011, it has been turning women across the globe into Zumba zealots.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27Please stop for your own benefit because if you've got kids,

0:41:27 > 0:41:31when they grow up, they've got to put up with looking you in the eye.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34# One, two, three, four Uno, dos, tres... #

0:41:34 > 0:41:37These Zumba zombies have been trying to get everyone addicted

0:41:37 > 0:41:39to its annoying mix of Latin and Lycra.

0:41:39 > 0:41:42# You know I want ya I know you want me... #

0:41:42 > 0:41:45Zumba is a great cardio workout. You get great legs.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48You get a toned stomach because you're constantly,

0:41:48 > 0:41:50gyrating, rotating, shaking.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53There's three types of people in this world -

0:41:53 > 0:41:55people who don't bother doing exercise,

0:41:55 > 0:41:58people who do exercise, or people who think

0:41:58 > 0:42:03finding some sort of gimmicky thing that's either on a DVD or goes on in a local church hall

0:42:03 > 0:42:06on a Wednesday will somehow make you ultimately fit and healthy.

0:42:06 > 0:42:09Instead of having a Ryvita, which is really boring,

0:42:09 > 0:42:12you can be sexy, Zumba away, and look fit. It's perfect.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15"Darren's teaching you all Zumba this week. It's going to be great.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18"You're all going to lose that fat off your arses."

0:42:18 > 0:42:24You're not, because you'll go home, watch the Coronation Street omnibus and have 15 packets of biscuits.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28I think that people who don't like Zumba

0:42:28 > 0:42:31and who are annoyed by it are probably intimidated by it,

0:42:31 > 0:42:35because I think it takes a tremendous amount of courage to go out there

0:42:35 > 0:42:38and really move your body in a sexual way in front of everyone.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41I think if the men actually went to Zumba,

0:42:41 > 0:42:47they'd probably enjoy it, because there are a lot of ladies jiggling around in not many clothes.

0:42:47 > 0:42:48# Let's get loud... #

0:42:50 > 0:42:54I really, really, really, really, really hate Zumba.

0:42:55 > 0:42:59The zest for Zumba reached a peak earlier this year

0:42:59 > 0:43:03when an army of 3,500 fitness fans Zumba-ed en masse in London.

0:43:03 > 0:43:06It was for charity, which was good, but its deadly spell

0:43:06 > 0:43:10hooked a host of celebrities into its sweaty clutches.

0:43:10 > 0:43:13It's like a secret society, slowing building up the numbers

0:43:13 > 0:43:15until, one day, Zumba will take over the world

0:43:15 > 0:43:19and everybody is going to be bloody Zumba-ing. Well, I won't be.

0:43:19 > 0:43:23I'll be on top of that clock tower with a rifle picking them all off one by one because I hate it.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25I hate Zumba.

0:43:27 > 0:43:30Rolling in at 37, some travellers went off-road

0:43:30 > 0:43:37and right onto our TV screens, making Gypsy Weddings the surprise water-cooler topic of the year.

0:43:37 > 0:43:40# Gypsies, tramps and thieves... #

0:43:40 > 0:43:44It's built their reputation that they're weird, fantastical beings

0:43:44 > 0:43:47that have these elaborate weddings and live under bridges.

0:43:47 > 0:43:51# Gypsies, tramps and thieves... #

0:43:51 > 0:43:54I reckon Katie Price is gutted, absolutely gutted.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57There she was thinking, "No-one can outdo me

0:43:57 > 0:44:00"when it comes to weddings and tackiness", and then these gypsies

0:44:00 > 0:44:04come along with their huge dresses and cakes the size of a room.

0:44:04 > 0:44:06She's livid.

0:44:06 > 0:44:09# L-I-F-E G-O-E-S O-N

0:44:09 > 0:44:12# You've got more than money and sense, my friend... #

0:44:12 > 0:44:16Any culture that spends more time making an elaborate wedding dress

0:44:16 > 0:44:20than they do building foundations for an actual house, is fine by me. They're amazing people.

0:44:20 > 0:44:23# What you don't have now will come back again... #

0:44:23 > 0:44:27Forget fake '80s shoulder pads, we're talking killer kitsch here.

0:44:27 > 0:44:31And what some viewers struggled with were the freakish fairytale dresses

0:44:31 > 0:44:35the gypsy brides wore for their big day.

0:44:35 > 0:44:39Have you seen these dresses? I mean, they have their own postcode.

0:44:39 > 0:44:40Hello?

0:44:40 > 0:44:44You just want something that's kind of feminine, elegant,

0:44:44 > 0:44:48comfortable. Theirs were none of these things.

0:44:48 > 0:44:50I've had a lot of people say to me,

0:44:50 > 0:44:52"Don't you go overboard with your children?"

0:44:52 > 0:44:56And you've got to tell them, "I give my child what she wants."

0:44:56 > 0:45:00Listen, your child is born, it's a Christening you're going to give her,

0:45:00 > 0:45:05Holy Communion you're going to give her, a Confirmation you're going to give her, and a wedding.

0:45:05 > 0:45:08There's only four things you have to give her that are major.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10# Goin' to the chapel... #

0:45:10 > 0:45:16Gypsy go-to dressmaker Thelma Madine provided most of the crinoline creations we were all talking about.

0:45:16 > 0:45:18Every one of these girls are really young

0:45:18 > 0:45:22and it's like a fairytale wedding is what they want,

0:45:22 > 0:45:27and they actually bring us videos of Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty.

0:45:27 > 0:45:30They want this type of dream wedding dress.

0:45:30 > 0:45:33They want it big and special.

0:45:34 > 0:45:38They could barely walk in them, and that itself was really unattractive.

0:45:38 > 0:45:41They're kind of walking like a cowboy down the aisle.

0:45:44 > 0:45:47We actually tell them, so it comes with a warning sign

0:45:47 > 0:45:52that your hips will be cut and bruised and you will be in pain.

0:45:52 > 0:45:55It doesn't seem to put them off. That's what they want.

0:45:55 > 0:45:58# Today's the day... #

0:45:58 > 0:46:01Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think you should actually be

0:46:01 > 0:46:03paralysed by your own wedding dress.

0:46:03 > 0:46:06When you see people with bleeding lesions because their dress

0:46:06 > 0:46:10is actually so heavy, I think there's something a bit wrong about that.

0:46:10 > 0:46:12It's supposed to be the happiest day of your life.

0:46:12 > 0:46:16Has to wear trainers. That's a joke, isn't it?

0:46:16 > 0:46:20You give them a large sum of money, and she's wearing trainers.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22She needs to balance,

0:46:22 > 0:46:24and with a heel that big you won't keep your balance.

0:46:24 > 0:46:28If your daughter wants to be a princess, I'll make her a princess.

0:46:32 > 0:46:36Slipping in at 36, there's even more wedding-related irritation.

0:46:38 > 0:46:41Remember this? For most of us, it was a great moment -

0:46:41 > 0:46:44we found out we'd be getting an extra day off work.

0:46:44 > 0:46:46But for artist Jennifer Rubell,

0:46:46 > 0:46:51it was the inspiration to create 2011's most annoying bit of art.

0:46:51 > 0:46:55The chance to play Princess Kate to your very own wax Wills.

0:46:55 > 0:46:58# You make me feel like

0:46:58 > 0:47:01# I'm living a teenage dream

0:47:01 > 0:47:03# The way you turn me on... #

0:47:03 > 0:47:07The thought occurred to me it would be fun to be her going in

0:47:07 > 0:47:13and putting my arm in and being the one with the ring on and I think it's a feeling a lot of women have

0:47:13 > 0:47:18of this fantasy of meeting Prince Charming and he asks you

0:47:18 > 0:47:21to marry him, and you're at the palace making your announcement.

0:47:21 > 0:47:25Unlike you though, Jennifer, marrying William isn't every girl's dream.

0:47:25 > 0:47:30It's assuming you would WANT to feel like a princess, as if you're kind of a six-year old girl that still

0:47:30 > 0:47:33dresses in Woolworths Ladybird collection. It's a bit weird, isn't it?

0:47:33 > 0:47:36The waxwork didn't really look like Prince William.

0:47:36 > 0:47:41If something that looked like that proposed to me, I would have to say no anyway.

0:47:41 > 0:47:44His nose is all funny. I wouldn't want to marry him.

0:47:44 > 0:47:50Jennifer's...creation was on show for four weeks at a private London gallery,

0:47:50 > 0:47:53but not everyone has been convinced of its artistic merits.

0:47:53 > 0:47:56She's called it Engagement. She was going to call it Wills Pops The Question

0:47:56 > 0:47:59but she didn't want to baffle people with layers of metaphor.

0:47:59 > 0:48:02I found it quite annoying that it was called art.

0:48:05 > 0:48:09Does it belong in the art gallery or does it belong at the end of Brighton Pier?

0:48:09 > 0:48:13Part of occupying that moment is how you feel, because you slide your finger through

0:48:13 > 0:48:16and you have this feeling of kind of like, "I'm a princess".

0:48:16 > 0:48:20My only regret is that I didn't get to go in person

0:48:20 > 0:48:23because I've always harboured a somewhat fanciful dream

0:48:23 > 0:48:26of slipping my finger up Kate Middleton's ring.

0:48:26 > 0:48:31If nothing else, Jennifer's tribute to Wills and Kate allowed art lovers and tourists the chance

0:48:31 > 0:48:34to save some serious money on a ticket to Madame Tussauds.

0:48:34 > 0:48:38Oh, my God. Oh, my God, is that Prince William? Oh, my God, I thought it was real!

0:48:38 > 0:48:41I thought it was real for a minute. Ah, my God. Ah, he's fit.

0:48:41 > 0:48:44Can I actually pose with him? Can I pose with Prince William?

0:48:44 > 0:48:48Guess what pose I'm going to do. It's going to be disgusting.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50At 35, what a load of old plankers.

0:48:56 > 0:49:01Originally known as the dead man, in 2011 planking has become

0:49:01 > 0:49:05an internet sensation with plankers all over the world.

0:49:05 > 0:49:08Planking is basically lying down.

0:49:11 > 0:49:14Most people can lie down quite easily,

0:49:14 > 0:49:17but now they've given it a different name, it's suddenly cool.

0:49:17 > 0:49:20# You better believe I'll stand my ground, boy

0:49:20 > 0:49:23# I won't take it lying down... #

0:49:24 > 0:49:26How dull do you have to be

0:49:26 > 0:49:30if posing as a piece of wood

0:49:30 > 0:49:31makes you more exciting?

0:49:32 > 0:49:37To me, planking is the worst extreme sport there is. It's lazy.

0:49:37 > 0:49:40It's basically one of those things that inspires

0:49:40 > 0:49:44the biggest idiots in the world

0:49:44 > 0:49:46to think they're doing something crazy.

0:49:46 > 0:49:49"Hey, guess what I did last night? Some serious planking."

0:49:49 > 0:49:51Didn't you lay down? That's all you actually did.

0:49:51 > 0:49:55I did a plank on a post box. That's right. Postman Plank.

0:49:56 > 0:49:58That's me.

0:49:58 > 0:50:00It just came to me like an epiphany.

0:50:00 > 0:50:03I've never, ever planked before but I thought,

0:50:03 > 0:50:05let me make my first plank an epic one.

0:50:05 > 0:50:08And what more epic can you get than a Grand Canyon,

0:50:08 > 0:50:10a big hole in the world? And it got set up.

0:50:10 > 0:50:12I put it on Twitter. I put it on Facebook.

0:50:12 > 0:50:15I got 200 likes and that's what I live for.

0:50:15 > 0:50:16I live for the likes.

0:50:17 > 0:50:19I don't understand it.

0:50:19 > 0:50:22It makes me feel slightly nervous

0:50:22 > 0:50:25because what's no-one thinking of? Health and safety.

0:50:25 > 0:50:28Planking is the start of an episode of Casualty, isn't it?

0:50:28 > 0:50:30Are they thinking about the consequences,

0:50:30 > 0:50:34about my tax money paying for their injuries? They're not, are they?

0:50:36 > 0:50:39Be warned, viewers - planking can be fatal.

0:50:39 > 0:50:43It cost 20-year-old Acton Beale his life when he fell from

0:50:43 > 0:50:48a balcony of a block of flats in Brisbane after he tried to plank on some railings.

0:50:48 > 0:50:51Do it over some sort of soft cushioning.

0:50:51 > 0:50:53Do it over Rihanna.

0:50:57 > 0:51:04Planking has spawned a host of other "-ings", all with one thing in common -

0:51:05 > 0:51:07they're annoy-ING.

0:51:07 > 0:51:08# Batman... #

0:51:08 > 0:51:11Batmanning, to me, yeah, there's a little bit of skill there.

0:51:11 > 0:51:14That is the sort of thing that's not high-end,

0:51:14 > 0:51:18it's not David Copperfield, but still there's something to it.

0:51:18 > 0:51:23I don't know where this could go. It literally could go anywhere, couldn't it, you know?

0:51:23 > 0:51:26We've gone on from the planking and moved onto the owling.

0:51:29 > 0:51:33You know what? As far as all the "-ings" go - planking, saluting, shagging -

0:51:33 > 0:51:37they're all going to be fun. None of them will ever be as popular as...

0:51:37 > 0:51:41# Batman... #

0:51:41 > 0:51:45Batmanning. Extreme sport.

0:51:45 > 0:51:48Now for some infuriating fruit.

0:51:48 > 0:51:51Hey, Apple. Hey, Apple.

0:51:51 > 0:51:52Hey, Apple.

0:51:52 > 0:51:55Hey, Apple, Apple, hey.

0:51:55 > 0:51:56Hey, Apple.

0:51:56 > 0:51:57What? What? What is it?

0:51:57 > 0:52:00Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Ha-ha-ha!

0:52:00 > 0:52:02Annoying, isn't it?

0:52:02 > 0:52:03Ble, ble, ble, ble.

0:52:03 > 0:52:05# Got my orange crush... #

0:52:05 > 0:52:08This cackling citrus has taken the pith.

0:52:08 > 0:52:12Tediously Tango-ing us to new levels of vexation

0:52:12 > 0:52:14via his own YouTube channel.

0:52:14 > 0:52:18- Wow, you really are an apple. - I am not.

0:52:18 > 0:52:21Hey, hey, Apple. Ha-ha-ha!

0:52:21 > 0:52:26Annoying Orange is exactly as it's described. It's extremely annoying.

0:52:26 > 0:52:29OK, gotta take this. Hold on.

0:52:29 > 0:52:31You've got the cob.

0:52:31 > 0:52:35- Ble-ble...- Knock it off!- Ha-ha-ha!

0:52:35 > 0:52:37I had been doing YouTube for a really long time

0:52:37 > 0:52:42and did these short one-off videos and I've done a lot of talking-food videos before as well

0:52:42 > 0:52:45and one night the idea popped in my head.

0:52:45 > 0:52:48Hey, let's do another one of those talking-food videos.

0:52:48 > 0:52:49And I uploaded it.

0:52:49 > 0:52:51- Hey, Apple.- What?- You look fruity.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53Ha-ha-ha!

0:52:53 > 0:52:57A couple of days later, it hit close to a million hits

0:52:57 > 0:53:02and I was like, wow, this is crazy. And from then I just kept getting more and more e-mails from fans

0:53:02 > 0:53:05saying, "Hey, you should make another one". So I made another one.

0:53:05 > 0:53:10That one, in a couple of days, got a million hits and just from there, I just kept getting more and more

0:53:10 > 0:53:12and more fan mail saying, "Make more, make more!"

0:53:12 > 0:53:17For crying out loud, would you stop yabbering for longer than three seconds? I can't hear myself think!

0:53:17 > 0:53:21'But since then, I've been making a new episode every Friday.'

0:53:21 > 0:53:24He has over two million subscribers on YouTube,

0:53:24 > 0:53:299.5 million fans on Facebook and over 250,000 Twitter followers.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31- Yello?- Whassup?- What's up?

0:53:31 > 0:53:34- What's up?- Err...- Aaargh...

0:53:34 > 0:53:35- ARGH!- Errr...

0:53:35 > 0:53:37- Ahhh!- Ahhh!- Ahhh!

0:53:37 > 0:53:39- ARGH!- Ohhh!- Ohh!

0:53:39 > 0:53:41ARGH!

0:53:41 > 0:53:46I have sat through crazy frogs and fuzzy things

0:53:46 > 0:53:49and shouty puppets and S Club 7.

0:53:49 > 0:53:53I am willing to go with The Annoying Orange. So it's good.

0:53:53 > 0:53:55You stick a face on stuff, it's funny.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58- Hey, Apple.- What?- Can you do this?

0:53:58 > 0:54:02- Ne ne ne ne...- No. - ..ne ne ne ne ne!

0:54:02 > 0:54:04I love the whole thing. The ne ne ne ne.

0:54:04 > 0:54:08- Ne ne ne ne ne ne! - Ne ne ne ne...

0:54:08 > 0:54:10- Shut up!- Ha-ha-ha.

0:54:10 > 0:54:13That's what you did when you were four-years-old and it's still funny.

0:54:13 > 0:54:14Ne ne ne ne.

0:54:14 > 0:54:17OK, you've made your point. Stop it.

0:54:20 > 0:54:23I don't mind animals being able to speak in cartoons,

0:54:23 > 0:54:26but, you know, an orange being able to speak?

0:54:26 > 0:54:31- Ah, God, you are so irritating. - I'm not irritating. I'm an orange.

0:54:31 > 0:54:34- Hey, Apple.- I'm not talking to you.

0:54:34 > 0:54:38He just doesn't stop. He just constantly goes and goes and goes and goes.

0:54:38 > 0:54:42Yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam!

0:54:42 > 0:54:44What?!

0:54:44 > 0:54:46- Knife.- ARGH!

0:54:46 > 0:54:47Whoa!

0:54:47 > 0:54:49I've created a monster.

0:54:50 > 0:54:52Orange, orangey-orange!

0:54:52 > 0:54:56A monster that is no longer content with mere internet stardom,

0:54:56 > 0:55:01Agent Orange has bigger plans to really give us the pip.

0:55:01 > 0:55:05We've completed a pilot so far and we're just shopping round to different networks -

0:55:05 > 0:55:09I can't talk too much about it, but it is a lot bigger than the web series.

0:55:09 > 0:55:12If there is a television series featuring the Annoying Orange,

0:55:12 > 0:55:16then I know there is absolutely no hope for television. It's over.

0:55:16 > 0:55:19Ble, ble, ble, ble...

0:55:19 > 0:55:20Would you please be quiet?!

0:55:22 > 0:55:26I felt thrilled when you guys approached me about Orange being on the list.

0:55:26 > 0:55:30- What? What list?- If there's anyone that Annoying Orange is in competition with

0:55:30 > 0:55:33for most annoying, it's probably Charlie Sheen.

0:55:33 > 0:55:39Hey, hey, Charlie. You can't beat me! You can't even beat an egg. Ha-ha-ha!

0:55:39 > 0:55:44He did a lot in 2011. He had quite the year, and I would like to say that Orange

0:55:44 > 0:55:47was more annoying than Charlie Sheen...

0:55:47 > 0:55:49Hey, I'm not annoying.

0:55:49 > 0:55:55- ..but I don't know if that's possible. - Ble, ble, ble, na, na, na!

0:55:55 > 0:55:57That's your lot for now.

0:55:58 > 0:56:02The good news is, we've still got plenty more where that came from.

0:56:02 > 0:56:03Kim Kardashian does it again.

0:56:03 > 0:56:09Join us next time, as we put the year's biggest irritants firmly in place.

0:56:09 > 0:56:10You're trying too hard!

0:56:10 > 0:56:11it's not nice!

0:56:11 > 0:56:15- There'll be some dumb footballers... - That's Mario. He's a confused guy.

0:56:15 > 0:56:18..pop stars, politicians...

0:56:18 > 0:56:19I'm not having it! Not now!

0:56:19 > 0:56:24..phone hackers, all the ones who have done their very best to rattle our cages

0:56:24 > 0:56:26and trouble our Twitter.

0:56:26 > 0:56:28For some reason, the offside rule is like kryptonite to us.

0:56:32 > 0:56:35As we continue to count down the most annoying people of 2011.

0:56:37 > 0:56:39We're going to have a good time, whatever happens.

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