0:00:26 > 0:00:27Hello, everybody.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Welcome to tonight's collection of the most annoying people of 2011.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hi, are you all right?
0:00:34 > 0:00:35ARGH!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39We'll have a good time, whatever happens.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Celebrities are always annoying people.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Over the past 12 months, we've been drawing up a hit list
0:00:45 > 0:00:48of the most annoying people from around the globe.
0:00:48 > 0:00:53- This beautiful flower for you. - He's lucky Madonna didn't take that hydrangea and slap him.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55We've got pop stars,
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- politicians...- I'm not having it!
0:00:57 > 0:01:02..all the ones that have done their best to rattle our cages and trouble our Twitter.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05For some reason, the offside rule is apparently like kryptonite to us.
0:01:05 > 0:01:092011 has also been the year of the unexpected.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12It's an attempt to reclaim the word "slut" itself.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Looters and rioters shattered our big cities.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17This will carry on for days, innit?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21A famous fashionista fell from grace.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Oh, my God. Anti-semitism's so hot right not.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26But no-one could have predicted that a bridesmaid's derriere
0:01:26 > 0:01:30would steal the limelight from a Royal bride.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Pippa's bum just took over the nation.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35So, sit back and get ready to vent with vehemence...
0:01:37 > 0:01:41..as we continue our trip through the most annoying people of 2011.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48At 33, we're experiencing a sense of deja vu.
0:01:48 > 0:01:54This time last year, one of 2010's most annoying people was this clown.
0:01:54 > 0:01:59Our burning of the Koran is to call the attention that something's wrong.
0:01:59 > 0:02:05US pastor Terry Jones had the delightful idea of burning copies of the Islamic holy book,
0:02:05 > 0:02:08the Koran, as a way of marking the anniversary of 9/11.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Guess what? This year we've been irritated by yet another potty pastor
0:02:11 > 0:02:15with a fondness for predicting the end of the world.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20According to Harold Camping, a religious broadcaster in California, tomorrow is Judgment Day,
0:02:20 > 0:02:24when true believers are sent to Heaven and the rest of us are left behind to suffer the Apocalypse.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27He's said it before and he did it this year.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30He said that the world was going to end on May 21st.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35There is just no reason in the world, no possibility that it will not happen.
0:02:35 > 0:02:41Harold Camping based his bold prediction on calculations he had made using the Bible.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Amazingly, many Americans even bought it.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47A lot of people are hardcore believers in Christianity in this country,
0:02:47 > 0:02:52and they will believe whatever a pastor or a priest tells them.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00There were big billboards everywhere, people handing out fliers. So it's this huge deal.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04People went to Times Square on the day waiting with their bags packed.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Why would you bring anything to Heaven? I'm sure it'll all be there for you.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12# This is the end... #
0:03:12 > 0:03:16With Harold predicting Armageddon at 6pm on May 21st,
0:03:16 > 0:03:20crowds gathered across America to see what would happen.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23CLOCK CHIMES
0:03:23 > 0:03:27The end of the world! Warn the people!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Guess what? You're not going to believe this. It turned out he was wrong.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33# It's the end of the world as we know it... #
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Judgment day is cancelled! Yay!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Thank God for that!
0:03:37 > 0:03:41It all left Harold's poor old believers a bit confused though.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Well, obviously I haven't understood it correctly, because we're still here.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49So, how do you explain that then, Harold?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53I'm not embarrassed about it. It's just the fact that it was...
0:03:53 > 0:03:55It was...premature.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Everyone in the world knew that he thought the world was going to end
0:03:59 > 0:04:04and then it didn't, making him the biggest fool of the entire world.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Obviously, predicting the end of the world must be a tricky business.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13But for Harold, it's a business which is also very lucrative.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16A recent audit of his organisation, Family Radio,
0:04:16 > 0:04:20valued it at 72 million with most of its income coming from donations.
0:04:20 > 0:04:26All the people who follow his church or listen to his radio programme freaked out. So what did they do?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30They took all of their life savings and they donated it to him.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35When the world didn't come to an end, Harold Camping didn't give them the money back.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Just... "Ah, did I... Did I say today?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42"I meant next year, sorry, sorry. There was my watch.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44"It's... Oh, I need to get a new one.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48"Thankfully, you all donated your money to me so I'm going to get a Rolex."
0:04:48 > 0:04:51The world literally does come crashing around us now
0:04:51 > 0:04:57to the tunes of 2011's most annoying pop and our top five most maddening music.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03# Every day I'm shufflin'... #
0:05:03 > 0:05:07In at number five it's LMFAO, the American duo
0:05:07 > 0:05:12with the amazing pop pedigree, but terrifically annoying tunes.
0:05:12 > 0:05:18What's really depressing about that, is that one of the band members is the son of Berry Gordy.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Berry Gordy who set up Motown, one of the most influential
0:05:22 > 0:05:25and important record labels of the 20th Century
0:05:25 > 0:05:30and the fact that his son is doing the Party Rock Anthem,
0:05:30 > 0:05:37when he could be making important soul music for the next generation, is just really depressing.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43At four, we're playing a game of spot the difference.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45The Wanted made it big this year.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47# You cast a spell on me Spell on me... #
0:05:47 > 0:05:50There they are, doing their thing,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53doing proper standard boy band videos out on beaches.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Aren't they pretty? Wonderful. And then we get One Direction...
0:05:57 > 0:05:59# So c-come on
0:05:59 > 0:06:01# You got it wrong... #
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Which seemed to be like a Mini Me version of The Wanted
0:06:05 > 0:06:09with an identical video, just with slightly younger people in it.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Come on, guys, can't you be a bit more original?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14# I look into your e-e-e-eyes... #
0:06:14 > 0:06:17# La, la-la-la-la La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la, la... #
0:06:17 > 0:06:21At number three, it's J Lo with the dodgiest sample of the year.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Anyone for the Lambada? - You can't really have the sample of forbidden dance -
0:06:25 > 0:06:30the Lambada - in your track. There's a reason why it's forbidden.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34That high, whiney vocal. # Da na na na ne... #
0:06:34 > 0:06:37That's just like nails on a chalk board.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41# If you got it Clap your hands on the floor... #
0:06:41 > 0:06:44# Day-O Me say day-ay-O
0:06:44 > 0:06:49# Daylight come and we don't wanna go home... #
0:06:49 > 0:06:54Jason Derulo is next, with a two-for-one offer that made us want to tell him to bog off.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58This song mixes The Banana Boat Song and Robin S's Show Me Love,
0:06:58 > 0:07:01and it's the worst thing you could ever do.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04I think it kills the mash-up for ever. It's a terrible song.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08# Day-O Me say day-ay-o... #
0:07:08 > 0:07:12# My swagger's in check Get on the floor! #
0:07:12 > 0:07:16But not even Jason could match what was undoubtedly the most annoying song of the year.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20# My swagger's in check Get on the floor! #
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Yes, it's Cher Lloyd's Swagger Jagger or should that be Oh, My Darling Clementine?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29# Swagger jagger Swagger jagger
0:07:29 > 0:07:32# You should get some of your own... #
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Cher Lloyd and I are not natural musical bedmates,
0:07:35 > 0:07:38yet she got in my head like an infected worm.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Swagger Jagger was all I sang for about two weeks.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44You know, I lost friends over that, Cher.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46# You should get some of your own... #
0:07:46 > 0:07:49But isn't the whole point of Swagger Jagger that you're nicking
0:07:49 > 0:07:52someone else's style and looking like someone else?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55She has been dubbed the mini Cheryl Cole,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58so there's a bit of irony going on there.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03But one man we did all want to shout at this year makes it to number 32 on our list.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06It's the highly annoying hairdresser, James Brown.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11- I want to get out. I want to get out.- Go that way.- Oh...
0:08:11 > 0:08:16Usually famous for teasing the tresses of supermodel Kate Moss,
0:08:16 > 0:08:20February 2011 saw James basking in his very own limelight.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24James has got a new series called Great British Hairdresser. Is that you?
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Well, I'm training new hairdressers to become me.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32His growing popularity was almost as mysterious as his language.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Very soft. Super, super simple Very erratic.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Lovely, lovely soft texture.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Quite lumpy.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42But the cue to become the next egomaniac celebrity hairdresser
0:08:42 > 0:08:46dwindled dramatically when James's big mouth went wild
0:08:46 > 0:08:51backstage at this year's BAFTA awards, shocking everyone.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54There must have been a sale on the word "nigger" that day,
0:08:54 > 0:08:57cos he just couldn't let it go. So it's like three for five.
0:08:57 > 0:09:03Surely once is enough. Eight times? Come on, now, that's abuse!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07I tell you what does annoy me, though. Who was counting?
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Who was doing the tally? Like, one, two...
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Instead of stopping it, you was counting? Eight times?
0:09:15 > 0:09:20The man keeping the count, and bearing the brunt of the trash-talking trouble-maker
0:09:20 > 0:09:25was media personality Ben Douglas, who swiftly took his offence to the pages of the Daily Mail.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30But, of course, James dipped into the badly-behaved celebrity excuse box
0:09:30 > 0:09:32and pulled out a classic line.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Because he was drunk.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35We've all done stupid things when we're drunk,
0:09:35 > 0:09:37but that's no excuse, I'm afraid.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41How do people get so drunk that you lose the boundary
0:09:41 > 0:09:44of such an abhorrent word?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46So to just come out with it in a public place,
0:09:46 > 0:09:48it's just frigging unbelievable.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51I'm surprised he didn't finish the night outside hailing a taxi
0:09:51 > 0:09:53with a white hood and a lit cross going,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56"I'm only having a laugh. Chill out, everyone. Hooray!"
0:09:56 > 0:10:00In a world of the annoying celebrity, not all press is good.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Hungover apologies in the press tried to repair the damage,
0:10:02 > 0:10:07but left our celebrity hairdresser with a serious case of hair of the dog.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10The one thing in James Brown's favour is the fact that he is friends with,
0:10:10 > 0:10:15and the hairdresser to, Kate Moss, and I think that once you've got golden Kate on your arm,
0:10:15 > 0:10:20you'll always be OK. James Brown will bounce back as long as Kate still has him on speed dial.
0:10:20 > 0:10:25He claims to be able to read Kate Moss's mind, he knows her so well.
0:10:25 > 0:10:31So, this guy has mindreading ability. James, what am I thinking?
0:10:31 > 0:10:35At 31, another bigmouth strikes again.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38# Stop me, oh Oh, oh, stop me... #
0:10:38 > 0:10:43Morrissey was up to his usual outspoken tricks in July this year,
0:10:43 > 0:10:48with his comments following the massacre of 97 young Norwegians on Utoya Island by Anders Breivik.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Whilst performing in Warsaw just a few days after the shooting,
0:10:52 > 0:10:57animal lover Moz introduced old Smiths song Meat Is Murder with the following.
0:10:57 > 0:11:02We all live in a murderer's world, as the events in Norway have shown
0:11:02 > 0:11:05with 97 dead.
0:11:05 > 0:11:13- Though that is nothing compared to what happens in McDonalds and Kentucky Fried- BLEEP- every day.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18Morrissey trying to equate the eating of chickens
0:11:18 > 0:11:24and cows to the callous murder of 97 young people is possibly
0:11:24 > 0:11:28one of the most annoying statements of the year.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33Honestly, you're more worried about chickens than you are about people.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36You need to kind of adjust yourself.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39# Who said I'd lied to her? #
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Oh, dear, why did you say that, Moz?
0:11:42 > 0:11:47I suppose, in his old age, he's just getting more and more bitter.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Just be yourself, and that's all I ever do.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Morrissey loves animals, and we all know that,
0:11:53 > 0:11:58but sometimes maybe he should think a little of people's feelings.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03# Stop me, oh Oh, oh, stop me... #
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I can't imagine there were people in Norway going,
0:12:05 > 0:12:07"Oh, my gosh, this is awful! But it could be worse -
0:12:07 > 0:12:10"We could be having a bargain bucket right now."
0:12:10 > 0:12:14# Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before... #
0:12:14 > 0:12:16If you listen to Morrissey long enough,
0:12:16 > 0:12:18it will make you want to take up eating meat.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21He's got it all wrong. He won't win anyone to the cause, he won't.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25As soon as he said it, I had a burger just to get on his tits.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Listen, I get it, you know what I mean?
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Let's look after the tiny little creatures, but you can see chickens
0:12:36 > 0:12:42and cows all over the world going, "Morrissey, shut up. We'll just speak for ourselves, thanks."
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Up next, a bothersome bride.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51# Hey, baby I think I wanna marry you... #
0:12:51 > 0:12:55We all love a good wedding, and there have been loads this year -
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Kate and Wills, Kate and Jamie, Kim and...what's his name?
0:12:59 > 0:13:04But excessive spending on the big day tends to get us a bit wound up
0:13:04 > 0:13:11and this blushing bride got us annoyed by splashing out on enough wedding dresses for all of them.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16After her marriage to Joe Glass, Helene Manca's compulsive wedding dress purchase disorder
0:13:16 > 0:13:19hit the headlines when it was revealed
0:13:19 > 0:13:24that she had spent £20,000 buying 18 different dresses for the ceremony.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28I was surprised that people would be interested in the first place,
0:13:28 > 0:13:31but I was even more surprised that people would have such strong opinion
0:13:31 > 0:13:34about something that, to me, was just some fun.
0:13:34 > 0:13:3820 grand? That's the average cost of a wedding
0:13:38 > 0:13:42and she spent it just on being completely self-involved.
0:13:42 > 0:13:47A lot of women have a specific idea, but I was kind of the opposite.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49I just liked many, many, many.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54# I wish I knew what dress to wear... #
0:13:54 > 0:13:57In France, a lot of people change for the evening,
0:13:57 > 0:14:01so I thought, you know, two is a reasonable number.
0:14:01 > 0:14:06But then it carried on, and the more I tried on the more I thought
0:14:06 > 0:14:10that it was the one I had to wear, and I ended up buying quite a few.
0:14:10 > 0:14:16Yes, that's 18, actually, Helene, but you didn't even wear half of them.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Helene bought 18 dresses, wore nine on the day.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I'm trying to settle on ONE for my big day.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26I did try to narrow things down,
0:14:26 > 0:14:28which is why I ended up only wearing nine.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32# Cos we are living in a material world
0:14:32 > 0:14:36# And I am a material girl... #
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Now £20,000 is a lot of wedding wonga,
0:14:38 > 0:14:41so, did the nuptial nine deliver their matrimonial money's worth?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44The main one was obviously the ceremony one.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Cost - £3,200.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Time worn - 90 minutes.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Then there was the one when I arrived at the reception.
0:14:53 > 0:14:58Then there was one for the cocktail and one for the dinner.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Then there was one for the speeches and one for the cutting of the cake.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Then one for the first dance.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07And then one for the party at the end.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09And then one for right at the end,
0:15:09 > 0:15:13when the party was even more swinging.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16The dresses that she wore were quite complicated.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19They're not the kind of thing you can slip into yourself.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21So, she had seven bridesmaids or something,
0:15:21 > 0:15:25so a large amount of the wedding party spent most of their time
0:15:25 > 0:15:30in a toilet cubicle where you're going, "Oh, get it on me. Zip it up, zip it up!"
0:15:30 > 0:15:32It must be quite annoying, being a guest at the wedding -
0:15:32 > 0:15:35you can't really relax, you can't get rid of your camera
0:15:35 > 0:15:38because you've got to keep it on you to get a shot of the next dress.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42You can't drink too much cos you've to remember each dress. It's a bit selfish, really, Helene.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Hello! It's not all about you. There's a groom there.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48You're exchanging vows. It's meant to be about the day.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49# Glamorous... #
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Joe was actually really supportive and he thought it was a really fun idea
0:15:53 > 0:15:56and he just wanted me to be happy and do whatever.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58# Those wedding bells... #
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Apparently, her husband changed his degree
0:16:02 > 0:16:06and he's now studying finance, and I think he's going to need it.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- # Wedding bells - Wedding bells
0:16:09 > 0:16:12# Those wedding bells... #
0:16:12 > 0:16:16At number 29, it's a little something for the kids.
0:16:17 > 0:16:222011 saw the 10th anniversary of 9/11.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25There were plenty of fitting tributes throughout the world
0:16:25 > 0:16:28including memorial services in both New York and London.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33But then, there was also this.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36We Shall Never Forget 9/11 is a colouring book
0:16:36 > 0:16:38aimed at children aged up to 11.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41The book features a number of crayon-friendly images
0:16:41 > 0:16:45associated either with the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre
0:16:45 > 0:16:48in 2001, or the subsequent US hunt for Osama Bin Laden.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I'm all for remembering history
0:16:50 > 0:16:53and helping children to engage with history in a creative way,
0:16:53 > 0:16:57but there is a taste and decency line that's clearly been breached
0:16:57 > 0:17:00by having young children colour in the orange flames of doom.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Most annoying to me is that you would even take an event like that
0:17:04 > 0:17:07and try to bring it down to a childlike level.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10"OK, here you go, kids, this is what happened.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12"You see that guy in the turban? He's bad."
0:17:12 > 0:17:15That's just a horrible, horrible thing to do.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18It's not a book about acceptance,
0:17:18 > 0:17:21it's a book about singling out different cultures
0:17:21 > 0:17:24and that's a very sad thing to be teaching children.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29Despite its critics, the publisher of the book, Wayne Bell, has argued it has no agenda
0:17:29 > 0:17:33and is simply a factual depiction of the events surrounding 9/11.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35There's no statement attached to this book.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37This book is based on market research.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40It's based on what people tell us that they're looking for.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43The book has become a big hit for Wayne.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46It's the fastest selling his company has ever published
0:17:46 > 0:17:49and has travelled to 157 countries around the world.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53But not everyone is convinced how appropriate it is for kids.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57This is the best picture.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Not only is it a man holding the gun on Osama and his wife,
0:18:01 > 0:18:03but also, the bullet is on the way.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05You don't even have to colour in the bullet.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09It's there, it's midway, it's black and it's full of death.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12The most annoying thing about this book is that
0:18:12 > 0:18:15George Bush has been drawn with a bit of intelligence
0:18:15 > 0:18:18and integrity, which is wholly inaccurate.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21However, bonus,
0:18:21 > 0:18:25you can just write "knob" on his forehead, wherever you want.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28It's up there with the Titanic ice-cube maker
0:18:28 > 0:18:30and the Hiroshima microwave oven.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32That's how tasteless this is.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Revealing some true colours at 28,
0:18:35 > 0:18:38we've got some very dodgy commentators.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40# Flintstones Meet the Flintstones... #
0:18:40 > 0:18:45It might have been the Ice Age that killed off the Pterodactyl and T-Rex, but it was sexist
0:18:45 > 0:18:51and outdated attitudes that saw the extinction of our next annoying duo.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Gray and Keys simply didn't realise they were dinosaurs.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Sky Sports front men, Richard Keys and Andy Gray,
0:18:58 > 0:19:00actually dated not from pre-history but from an era
0:19:00 > 0:19:05when real men were in the pub and a woman's place was in the kitchen.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Having dared to abandon the washing up, referee's assistant Sian Massey
0:19:09 > 0:19:14got the full misogynist treatment as Sky Sports' archaic analysts
0:19:14 > 0:19:18prepared for live coverage of Wolves v Liverpool in the Premier League.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Well, somebody better get down there and explain offside to her.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27Yeah, I know. Can you believe that? Female linesmen, eh?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30That's exactly what I said. Women don't know the offside rule.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Of course they don't.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Women are brain surgeons, women are astronauts,
0:19:35 > 0:19:39yet for some reason the offside rule is apparently like kryptonite to us,
0:19:39 > 0:19:44that when you explain quite simply the rules of a GAME to us, we're unable to understand it.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46In the match, she actually got it bang on.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50It was a really contentious decision, and she nailed it
0:19:50 > 0:19:53better than most other linespeople that I've ever seen.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57Waldorf and Statler, two blokes from the Muppets, very much like that.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- What do you think of it so far? - Oh, rubbish, bloody women.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Don't know what offside is. - I- don't know what offside is.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06West Ham chief Karren Brady was next in the firing line
0:20:06 > 0:20:11as their off-air chat was recorded and then MYSTERIOUSLY leaked to the media.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Did you see charming Karren Brady this morning, on about sexism?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Yeah, do me a favour, love.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Now, Karren Brady, when I've seen her on The Apprentice, she's got the eyes of a shark.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25I think that woman could kill you without touching you
0:20:25 > 0:20:29and to pick her, I think, wasn't the best choice of person
0:20:29 > 0:20:32because I think she could really give you a doing.
0:20:32 > 0:20:37Today, Andy Gray wasn't at home, but his fiancee was.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41He's wanted to apologise for the last few days,
0:20:41 > 0:20:44desperately wanted to apologise.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Sky bosses, unimpressed by Andy getting "her indoors"
0:20:47 > 0:20:51to apologise for him, showed Gray the red card
0:20:51 > 0:20:55whilst his sexist sidekick tried his best to avoid the subs bench.
0:20:55 > 0:21:02I'm on my way into London now, to start apologising to the people that I need to.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07For the immediate, I would just like to say how deeply sorry I am
0:21:07 > 0:21:12for the part I have played in causing this furore.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Interviewed on Talk Sport, Keys revealed he'd apologised to Sian Massey
0:21:16 > 0:21:18and tried to call Karren Brady too.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I remember Richard Keys saying,
0:21:21 > 0:21:24"Oh, I can't believe Karren Brady hasn't returned my call.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25"I was trying to get in touch with her."
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Under his breath, he's muttering the words, "typical woman."
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Do you know what I mean? In your own time, love.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34# Boys will be boys... #
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Keys resigned, and the internet was suddenly awash with lewd clips.
0:21:37 > 0:21:43The first of which involved Andy Gray suggestively inviting Sky co-presenter, Charlotte Jackson,
0:21:43 > 0:21:46to stick a radio mic down his trousers.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Asking a lady to tuck in your mic
0:21:50 > 0:21:54and pointing downwards is not a good idea, not a good idea.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57# Boys will be boys... #
0:21:57 > 0:22:04Either Sky were waiting to give them the push or it was indeed an international cabal of feminazis
0:22:04 > 0:22:08who had been waiting for some time to get rid of Richard and Andy.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I'm not saying which one is correct, all I am saying is that
0:22:11 > 0:22:16there are quite a lot of women in this country who know the true story.
0:22:19 > 0:22:24More annoying than Andy and Richard, we're pretty sure this next lot would get a few votes.
0:22:24 > 0:22:29Yes, we're talking politicians. Guaranteed to irritate us and this year was no exception.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Here's our top three political cock-ups of 2011.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39In third place is Labour's very own Hazel Blears who blurted out a real blunder during the UK riots.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43In an interview with Sky News, Hazel forgot why the kids weren't in school...
0:22:43 > 0:22:46during the summer holidays.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50I think we also - not right now, but later on - we need to think
0:22:50 > 0:22:53about some of our young people and why are they not in school?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I don't know if she was suffering from memory loss
0:22:55 > 0:22:57or just a loss of perspective -
0:22:57 > 0:22:59whether they should be in school or not,
0:22:59 > 0:23:01they shouldn't be throwing rocks through windows.
0:23:01 > 0:23:07At number two is George Osborne. The Chancellor of the Exchequer made a goofy gaff at the GQ Awards
0:23:07 > 0:23:09when he picked up a gong. Attempting to crack one out,
0:23:09 > 0:23:13George remarked the politics pages of the magazine were the only ones
0:23:13 > 0:23:17not usually stuck together by readers' bodily fluids.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20George Osborne really let himself down by making that classic mistake
0:23:20 > 0:23:22of trying to be funny as a politician.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26If he was an open spot at a comedy club, he'd have been booed off.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Fundamentally, he should be looking at the economy
0:23:29 > 0:23:31and not thinking about jokes.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35You could see people going, "What the...? Get off!"
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Joint winners at number one are gruesome twosome Cameron and Clegg.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Earlier this year, Dave and Nick were poised
0:23:43 > 0:23:45for the perfect photo opp at Guy's Hospital.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47But there was a problem.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51The coalition crew hadn't bothered to follow strict hospital hygiene standards.
0:23:51 > 0:23:56Enter outraged senior surgeon David Nunn to give them a roasting.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Sorry, just a minute. Excuse me. I am the senior orthopaedic surgeon in this department.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Why are we all told to walk around like this?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06They looked flustered. "Oh, what do we do here?
0:24:06 > 0:24:10"We're supposed to look great with the patients." It was a sweet moment.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Can you come and talk to me about it?
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Cameron was trying to smooth it all over and the guy just went,
0:24:16 > 0:24:17"No, get out."
0:24:19 > 0:24:22I agree. Thanks. Because we're all taking our ties off.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26They got lobbed out by the doctor because they were unhygienic. Good.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29I'm not having it. Out.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33It's good they were told off for that, cos there's no telling where Clegg's fingers has been.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34HE COUGHS
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Returning to our top 50.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Parading in at 27 are some serious sluts.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46# Hit me, go! Get your freak on... #
0:24:46 > 0:24:51Back in January 2011, a Toronto policeman caused outrage in Canada
0:24:51 > 0:24:55when his un-PC advice to a group of female students made headline news.
0:24:55 > 0:25:02His suggestion that dressing like a slut increased a woman's chances of attack caused a storm of protest.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06It's not acceptable, and transfers the blame and responsibility
0:25:06 > 0:25:10for such a vicious crime from the person that it should fall squarely on, which is the perpetrator.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14It's a really outdated idea that a woman who dresses
0:25:14 > 0:25:18in a particular way is asking to be raped or attacked
0:25:18 > 0:25:21or something, and that a police officer
0:25:21 > 0:25:26would actually perpetuate this stupid myth is just insane.
0:25:26 > 0:25:31In response to the outcry, the women of Toronto organised a public protest
0:25:31 > 0:25:34and provocatively named it the SlutWalk.
0:25:34 > 0:25:40For me and, I think for a number of other people, it's an attempt to reclaim the word "slut" itself
0:25:40 > 0:25:43because once you reclaim it, you take the power from it.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44# I've got the power! #
0:25:44 > 0:25:48I'm all for women's lib. I'm all for, just because I'm flashing my nipple
0:25:48 > 0:25:51in your face doesn't mean you have to lick it.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54The protest caught the world's attention
0:25:54 > 0:25:58and soon, communities across the globe wanted to join in.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02It's the latest in a series of international demonstrations called SlutWalks.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06We found out on the internet and we were like, "We wish this was happening in the States.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10"We wish we could do this", and then we kind of just decided to do it.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13One policeman in Canada says, "Don't dress like a slut
0:26:13 > 0:26:18"because then you'll get attacked and the blame will all be on you."
0:26:18 > 0:26:24From that one comment, across the world, women went out and marched.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25CHANTING: Two! Four! Six! Eight!
0:26:25 > 0:26:30There was actually one in Ireland, but they dressed up in anoraks.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33It was raining, let's give them that, but...
0:26:33 > 0:26:36"Oh, look, I have my anorak open. That's slutty enough for me."
0:26:36 > 0:26:39However we dress, wherever we go...
0:26:39 > 0:26:44The SlutWalk is going to be the women's pride contingency of like the gay pride parades.
0:26:44 > 0:26:50It's going to be the SlutWalk women's pride, every single city across the world.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53I really hope the SlutWalk becomes a national holiday.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57CHANTING
0:26:57 > 0:27:01At 26, it's little miss perfect.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06This has been the year of Gwyneth Paltrow.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Everywhere you look, Gwyneth is there - her website,
0:27:10 > 0:27:11her appearances on Glee,
0:27:11 > 0:27:14her films - she is everywhere!
0:27:14 > 0:27:17MUSIC: "Forget You" by Gwyneth Paltrow
0:27:17 > 0:27:20She looks unbelievable. The woman has the best legs in Hollywood.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24All these women everywhere are just like, "We need to look like her!
0:27:24 > 0:27:26"She looks amazing. Her skin's amazing!"
0:27:26 > 0:27:29And it all just gets quite overwhelming.
0:27:29 > 0:27:34Gwyneth Paltrow is an actress and yet she has been doing everything OTHER than that right in our faces.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37I can sing, and look at my website.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40I'll tell you how to be the perfect mother, role model and housewife.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44She's kind of treating us like she thinks we think she's normal.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Literally, this woman is unbelievable.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50If being an impossibly glamorous A-lister
0:27:50 > 0:27:52and an amazing mum isn't annoying enough,
0:27:52 > 0:27:562011 was also the year that Gwyneth revealed she can cook too.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59I think it's really important, as I said, to make home-made food,
0:27:59 > 0:28:04just the experience of that, you know, making food for your kids and people that you love.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07With her book Notes From My Kitchen,
0:28:07 > 0:28:10she lifted the lid on what she and that bloke from Coldplay eat
0:28:10 > 0:28:13when they're not on their latest celebrity fad diets.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Gwyneth Paltrow's cookery book is a work of art,
0:28:16 > 0:28:18if it was a work of satire.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20She doesn't look like she eats.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23I'm sorry, but it must be
0:28:23 > 0:28:27a very thin volume, really. Ah, it's just, er...
0:28:27 > 0:28:29water.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31There's a burger in there.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34It's not just a burger, it's a cheese-stuffed burger.
0:28:34 > 0:28:39Now, I've figured it out. She doesn't eat any of the food that's in her book, she licks it.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42But it wasn't just the food that was the problem.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46It was also the superstar cost of making it.
0:28:46 > 0:28:51What's most annoying is the obvious lack of being in touch
0:28:51 > 0:28:54with the reality the rest of us are living in.
0:28:54 > 0:28:59Her brownie recipe actually costs about £45 to make.
0:28:59 > 0:29:04Now, if you think 45 quid for some brownies sounds like a lot,
0:29:04 > 0:29:07we actually costed the ingredients Gwyneth recommends.
0:29:07 > 0:29:13By the time you've bought items like imported Vermont maple syrup, brown rice syrup and high-quality cocoa,
0:29:13 > 0:29:16the total cost actually came to nearer £50.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19Best of all, though, are Gwyneth's shopping tips.
0:29:19 > 0:29:23One point she had in her cookbook that I thought was extraordinary -
0:29:23 > 0:29:26the idea that you should take your kids to the supermarket
0:29:26 > 0:29:28and give them their own trolley.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31It would be chaos in the supermarkets of Britain.
0:29:31 > 0:29:36They say Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't live in the real world. I've no idea where they get that.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Round 25.
0:29:41 > 0:29:46Our next annoyer certainly proved anything BUT a knockout in 2011.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49I wanted to support him so much because he's from South London,
0:29:49 > 0:29:51I'm from South London.
0:29:51 > 0:29:55I was like, "Yes, finally someone we could cheer on and champion!"
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Having been crowned WBA Champion in 2009,
0:30:00 > 0:30:04preening pugilist David Haye sought to unify the various
0:30:04 > 0:30:08world heavyweight titles by taking on and beating Wladimir Klitschko,
0:30:08 > 0:30:12the younger of the gigantic Klitschko brothers from Kazakhstan.
0:30:13 > 0:30:17But David's preparations for the fight seemed a little unusual.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20CHRIS MOYLES: Boxing royalty - David Haye! Whoa!
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Whoo-whoo-whoo!
0:30:22 > 0:30:25They mainly seemed to involve chat-show sofas.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27'He just absolutely lost the plot.'
0:30:27 > 0:30:30I think he was on Alan Carr, he was on Graham Norton,
0:30:30 > 0:30:36he was giving it absolutely loads. His sportsmanship went completely out the window.
0:30:36 > 0:30:40In the build-up to the match he just...kept on talking.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43He just kept on going on and on and on.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45..championship in Germany...
0:30:45 > 0:30:48..will remember the fight itself. I've gone over to someone's hotel...
0:30:48 > 0:30:51I will knock out Wladimir Klitschko.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54# You only get one shot So make it count... #
0:30:54 > 0:30:59No punches were pulled when it came to dissing his opponent, who he even compared to Borat.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Ohh, it's nice.
0:31:01 > 0:31:06It's definitely below the belt line, and it's the wrong attitude.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10# You only get one shot So make it count... #
0:31:10 > 0:31:13David Haye's promotional gimmicks were just...
0:31:13 > 0:31:16they were just so disrespectful, so childish.
0:31:16 > 0:31:20Yes, this is a good picture of me with Wladimir
0:31:20 > 0:31:23and Vitali Klitschko's severed heads.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26# There's only one David Haye. #
0:31:26 > 0:31:3010,000 British fans travelled out to Hamburg with high hopes
0:31:30 > 0:31:33of seeing The Hayemaker triumph.
0:31:33 > 0:31:37At the end of the day, David Haye's bark was way worse than his bite.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41Despite all the hype, Haye proved more chump than champ
0:31:41 > 0:31:43with Klitschko winning on points after 12 rounds.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49I'm sure there's been many a boxer that have fought till
0:31:49 > 0:31:51the bitter end with broken arms, broken ribs,
0:31:51 > 0:31:56but he, his little toe ruined it for him.
0:31:56 > 0:32:00# Be a star But who's laughing now?
0:32:00 > 0:32:03# Who's laughing now? #
0:32:03 > 0:32:06I hate it when boxers make excuses after fights. It makes me sick.
0:32:06 > 0:32:11But I broke my toe three weeks ago and there was no way I was going to pull out of this fight.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14He broke his toe? Really?
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Yeah, because of course when you're pushing off for a punch,
0:32:17 > 0:32:23it all comes from the toe - not from the fists, the waist or the rest of the body, it's all in that toe.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26And in case we doubted that David had a sore toe, he walked around for the next month
0:32:26 > 0:32:32with open-toe sandals, just so you could see. "Hey, look at my toe. It's really sore."
0:32:34 > 0:32:37Afterwards, though, the Klitschkos got their revenge.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40They had a T-shirt made with a severed toe just to wind him up,
0:32:40 > 0:32:43because that was the real reason that David lost the fight.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50At 24, it's our very own Search For A Star.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53We're on the lookout for someone with the annoying factor.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Could this man have what it takes?
0:32:56 > 0:32:59We're going to have a good time whatever happens...I hope.
0:32:59 > 0:33:04'Well, after the sort of year he had in 2011 it's going to be 1,000% yes, from us.'
0:33:05 > 0:33:08This is a man who has £200,000,000 in the bank
0:33:08 > 0:33:11and yet he still cuts his hair with a strimmer.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13He is not to be trusted.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16Can you have any likeability when your career
0:33:16 > 0:33:19is pretty much to break people's dreams?
0:33:19 > 0:33:22There was a headline in the New York Post -
0:33:22 > 0:33:23"Even God hates Simon Cowell."
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Simon Cowell got his year off to an annoying start
0:33:25 > 0:33:28when he announced that he was turning his back on
0:33:28 > 0:33:30the X Factor here in the UK.
0:33:30 > 0:33:34Apparently, launching the US version of the show was more important.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37Thanks for nothing, Simon.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40His biggest fanbase! He's BELOVED in the UK. He left. He left.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43Not only did Cowell quit his place on the UK judging panel,
0:33:43 > 0:33:47he also added insult to injury by taking our favourite
0:33:47 > 0:33:50X Factor judge, Cheryl Cole, with him.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53I just think there's going to be some really great talent here
0:33:53 > 0:33:55and I'm excited to get my teeth into it.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Poor Cheryl barely had time to have her first nibble
0:33:58 > 0:34:01before Cowell decided she was the one lacking bite
0:34:01 > 0:34:04and unceremoniously dumped her from her new job.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06Cheryl Cole from South Shields, love her.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08She's the best person in the world,
0:34:08 > 0:34:11and I hated the way he treated Cheryl Cole.
0:34:12 > 0:34:16For anyone annoyed by his treatment of Chezza,
0:34:16 > 0:34:19the good news was that karma came back and bit Simon on the backside.
0:34:19 > 0:34:24Both versions of the X Factor recorded poor ratings this year.
0:34:24 > 0:34:28It's a good job he had other shows like Red Or Black to fall back on(!)
0:34:28 > 0:34:32Simon Cowell's probably had his worst year in the last ten years,
0:34:32 > 0:34:34and Red Or Black was certainly the lowest point.
0:34:34 > 0:34:36When you see just people going,
0:34:36 > 0:34:40"Mmm, heads, tails, red, black, whatever..." We don't care.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Simon's not that bothered any more.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44"I'm so busy making so much money
0:34:44 > 0:34:47"that I've got to come up with another TV show.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49"Let's do heads or tails, but we can't just do that.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51"Let's call it Red Or Black. Job done.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53"Right, I'm off to LA. See you in a bit."
0:34:53 > 0:34:56Genuinely couldn't care. No interest.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00Not only did Red Or Black struggle to get viewers excited,
0:35:00 > 0:35:01it also managed to annoy us
0:35:01 > 0:35:05when it turned out its first £1 million winner, Nathan Hageman,
0:35:05 > 0:35:07had a bit of a dodgy background.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09The fact that the first winner of Red Or Black was
0:35:09 > 0:35:12this guy that's been in jail for beating up women,
0:35:12 > 0:35:14it's just an incredible oversight.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18It just reflects really badly on Simon Cowell.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Unfortunately, what happened was the guy who won it
0:35:21 > 0:35:24was kind of a convicted wife-beater.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28So perhaps they should have called it Black And Blue in homage to him.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33Though his star might have been on the wane this year,
0:35:33 > 0:35:38recent estimates put Cowell's fortune at £200 million.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41It's a good job he's still got a bob or two,
0:35:41 > 0:35:44as this was the year he revealed he's made post-break-up payments
0:35:44 > 0:35:47to past girlfriends like Sinitta and Terri Seymour.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49So why would he do that, then?
0:35:49 > 0:35:52It emerged that he pays almost alimony payments
0:35:52 > 0:35:55to all his ex-girlfriends, but those girls certainly know about
0:35:55 > 0:35:57the skeletons in the cupboard,
0:35:57 > 0:35:59and he definitely wants to keep them on good terms.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01With rumours about one-off payments
0:36:01 > 0:36:04for his exes of anything up to 10 million,
0:36:04 > 0:36:08maybe the annoying thing is that he hasn't tried to get off with any of the rest of us.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13If someone could organise for me to go out with Simon Cowell,
0:36:13 > 0:36:16that would set me up. I can't afford to get my car wing mirror fixed.
0:36:16 > 0:36:20Maybe he'd pay for that. I dunno. Pick me, Simon!
0:36:20 > 0:36:22I'll be your girlfriend!
0:36:22 > 0:36:27Popping one out at 23, it's Brand Beckham. Getting even bigger.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29# Oh, na, na What's my name? #
0:36:31 > 0:36:35The Beckhams always score high in the most annoying list,
0:36:35 > 0:36:36and this year is no exception
0:36:36 > 0:36:39with the arrival of their latest edition, Harper Seven.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45The new baby in the family, the second person in the family
0:36:45 > 0:36:47that runs around crying with a high-pitched scream.
0:36:47 > 0:36:48After David, of course.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51It's different having a little girl.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54She's elegant. She sleeps in an elegant position.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56- Yeah?- Yeah. She's the cutest thing.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58It was just an odd name.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00You know, after Brooklyn and Romeo and Cruz,
0:37:00 > 0:37:02you thought, "Where can they go now?"
0:37:02 > 0:37:05The Beckhams have become very creative.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Make love in Brooklyn - Brooklyn.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Make love in Spain - Cruz.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Make love in Rome - Romeo.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14Harper Seven must have been the time it was conceived.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17"What time was it?" "Ah, about 7.30."
0:37:17 > 0:37:19"That's the name of the baby. Thanks, Victoria."
0:37:19 > 0:37:20"Thanks, David."
0:37:20 > 0:37:22# Say my name, say my name. #
0:37:22 > 0:37:24So where did the curious name come from?
0:37:25 > 0:37:29He's named his daughter after his football shirt.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31That's amazing.
0:37:31 > 0:37:35The whole idea that Seven was born on the seventh hour
0:37:35 > 0:37:38of the seventh day and so it's kind of meaningful
0:37:38 > 0:37:41and significant is frankly tosh, isn't it?
0:37:41 > 0:37:44Or maybe it was more a case of selective timing
0:37:44 > 0:37:47by "too posh to push" Victoria.
0:37:47 > 0:37:51That said, I do have an uncle called Monday who was born on a Monday.
0:37:51 > 0:37:52So what you going to do?
0:37:52 > 0:37:56What's wrong with Emily? I quite like Emily. Susan.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58Their kids will get the piss taken out of them
0:37:58 > 0:38:00at school, and I feel sorry for them.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03What I find most annoying about Victoria is that
0:38:03 > 0:38:05she never puts the baby down.
0:38:05 > 0:38:09She carries around this little girl like an accessory, a handbag.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13I think she does it because she doesn't want to obscure
0:38:13 > 0:38:15the photographers' view of her shoes.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18# She's in fashion. #
0:38:18 > 0:38:21Working mum Posh managed to produce both a new baby
0:38:21 > 0:38:22and fashion line this year.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29But she's yet to give birth to a smile.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Will nothing make that woman happy?
0:38:31 > 0:38:32She's never been a smiler.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35She's never been someone that you warm to
0:38:35 > 0:38:37and yet we're told that she's a very jokey personality
0:38:37 > 0:38:39behind closed doors. I would love to see that,
0:38:39 > 0:38:41to see how funny she is.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Instead, we saw her at the Royal Wedding
0:38:43 > 0:38:46looking really miserable, really unhappy.
0:38:46 > 0:38:49Any rapper will tell you that you never smile in photos,
0:38:49 > 0:38:51and that's what I think it is.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54She secretly still harbours a bit of a hip-hop career.
0:38:54 > 0:38:57I think that it's just simply a case of anybody points
0:38:57 > 0:38:59a camera at her, she does a...
0:39:00 > 0:39:03I wish she'd smile occasionally. That's the only thing.
0:39:03 > 0:39:08Just please give Mr Paparazzi a little teensy-weensy smile.
0:39:08 > 0:39:12A new entry at 22. It's a maddening Manchester City striker.
0:39:15 > 0:39:19No, not that one, although fans were certainly riled by allegations
0:39:19 > 0:39:22from manager Mancini that Carlos Tevez had refused
0:39:22 > 0:39:26to get his backside off the subs bench for City versus Bayern Munich.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29But for sheer volume of annoyance, he can't compete
0:39:29 > 0:39:33with Mohican-sporting Italian team-mate Mario Balotelli.
0:39:33 > 0:39:36He's like, "You know what? I know you've got media lessons,
0:39:36 > 0:39:40"but I can't be bothered with that. Forget it, I can take care of it."
0:39:40 > 0:39:42I'm not sure if you can, Mario.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46Super Mario inspired City to their first trophy in 35 years
0:39:46 > 0:39:49as they beat Stoke to win the FA Cup.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52His performances have lit up this season's Premier League,
0:39:52 > 0:39:55but it was off the pitch fireworks that hit the headlines
0:39:55 > 0:39:57when a prank at his mansion went horribly wrong.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03Mario Balotelli's behaviour with the fireworks,
0:40:03 > 0:40:05we have to take a dim view of that,
0:40:05 > 0:40:08cos it's dangerous and it's wasting public money,
0:40:08 > 0:40:10but I pissed myself when I saw that story.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13What do you expect? How old is he? 19, 20?
0:40:13 > 0:40:17You go and stick him in a big house and say, "Bring your mates over."
0:40:17 > 0:40:20They're hardly going to sit down and watch Midsomer Murders on DVD.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22"Outside, it's just too far.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24"It's just too far to go outside.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27"Let's go to the bathroom and do our fireworks there."
0:40:31 > 0:40:35But it's always the little extra thought
0:40:35 > 0:40:37just seems to be lacking with Mario.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40And it's not the first time the barking-mad Balotelli
0:40:40 > 0:40:43has caused Mancini sleepless nights, with a charge sheet
0:40:43 > 0:40:46as long as a WAG's shopping list from Harvey Nicks.
0:40:48 > 0:40:51# I wake up Every day is a daydream. #
0:40:51 > 0:40:55In fact, Mario is so bonkers, he's even managed to rack up
0:40:55 > 0:40:59an incredible scoring record when it comes to parking fines.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Everything is lost in translation. For him, parking fines,
0:41:02 > 0:41:05that might be a level of achievement.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08The guy's never received any form of certificate.
0:41:08 > 0:41:10Every time he receives one,
0:41:10 > 0:41:13put on his car, like... "Mucho bella!
0:41:13 > 0:41:16"A certificato! A certificato!"
0:41:16 > 0:41:20When he got caught by the police in his car with £5,000 cash
0:41:20 > 0:41:23and they asked him, "Why do you have £5,000?"
0:41:23 > 0:41:24He says, "Cos I'm rich."
0:41:24 > 0:41:29£5 to me is £5. Five grand to Mario is £5.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31So Mario is going to turn up at the sweet shop and go,
0:41:31 > 0:41:33"Eh hey, I want those Hubba Bubbas.
0:41:33 > 0:41:37"Give me the Hubba Bubbas. Here's ten grand. Arrivederci."
0:41:37 > 0:41:40That's Mario. He's a confused guy.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43# Some people think I'm bonkers but I just think I'm free. #
0:41:43 > 0:41:48From City's most annoying player to their two most annoying fans.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50# Today is going to be the day
0:41:50 > 0:41:53# That they're going to throw it back to you. #
0:41:53 > 0:41:54Oasis - anyone remember them?
0:41:54 > 0:41:592011 was another year Noel and Liam annoyed us by yet again
0:41:59 > 0:42:03continuing to argue about the demise of their former band.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07They were one of the greatest bands of all time.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10They filled out stadiums. People flocked to see them.
0:42:10 > 0:42:14Now they just gripe and moan at each other constantly.
0:42:14 > 0:42:18He doesn't like me, you know, but he doesn't like me in a violent way.
0:42:18 > 0:42:22I don't get on with him. There's no point being in a band with people you fight with.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25But the sibling rivalry has always been there, but it's just
0:42:25 > 0:42:29really manifested itself into something else, a ball of fury now.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Oasis might have split in 2009, but this year's
0:42:31 > 0:42:34our kid and our kid's usual bickering
0:42:34 > 0:42:37threatened to turn into a legal battle.
0:42:37 > 0:42:41The complete and utter breakdown in the Gallaghers' relationship
0:42:41 > 0:42:43was on full display this year
0:42:43 > 0:42:47when Liam decided he was going to sue Noel
0:42:47 > 0:42:50for claiming that he had missed an Oasis gig for being hungover.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54Liam brought in the lawyers after Noel said
0:42:54 > 0:42:57the singer had been less than truthful about why he missed
0:42:57 > 0:43:00the band's V Festival gig back in 2009.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Noel said he didn't really have laryngitis,
0:43:03 > 0:43:06and Liam said, "Hold on, mate, I've got the doctor's note.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08"I'm going to sue the arse off you."
0:43:08 > 0:43:12How extreme is that? To potentially sue your brother
0:43:12 > 0:43:14over some throwaway comments.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17You just want to get these two in a room, sit them down,
0:43:17 > 0:43:20shake them both and say, "Sort this out."
0:43:20 > 0:43:24But getting these two in a room might not be such a good idea
0:43:24 > 0:43:27if the account Noel gave this year of their break-up is anything to go by.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30And for whatever reason, he went to his dressing room
0:43:30 > 0:43:33and he came back with a guitar, wielding it like an axe.
0:43:33 > 0:43:38It's a real unnecessary violent act, and he's swinging this guitar around
0:43:38 > 0:43:43and he kind of, you know, he nearly took my face off with it, you know.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45# You didn't know what to say. #
0:43:45 > 0:43:48Liam didn't seem too impressed with Noel spilling the beans
0:43:48 > 0:43:52and took to Twitter to offer his own verdict on his brother's big mouth.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55- Liam tweeted the word "- BLEEP- bag" in reference to Noel.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57They could just text each other and say,
0:43:57 > 0:44:00"Mate, I think you're being a bit of a cock."
0:44:00 > 0:44:05To see Liam reduced to twittering slightly abusive words
0:44:05 > 0:44:07towards his brother, it's like,
0:44:07 > 0:44:11"Gee, I thought they were a little bit more rock 'n' roll than that."
0:44:14 > 0:44:18- They're old men who keep moaning. "My brother's a- BLEEP."
0:44:18 > 0:44:20- "Yeah, my brother's a- BLEEP- as well."
0:44:20 > 0:44:22Just get on with making the music. Don't argue.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24Lest we forget, these days
0:44:24 > 0:44:27Liam is best known for having his own clothing label,
0:44:27 > 0:44:30though judging by his style, it may be best avoided.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36But he isn't the only celebrity out there with a dodgy taste in threads.
0:44:36 > 0:44:40We present to you this year's top three frocky horrors.
0:44:40 > 0:44:45At 3, no, it's not that woman from Dragon's Den. It's Jessie J.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48Jessie J's got an alternative look going on.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50I remember her wearing that body-tight get-up
0:44:50 > 0:44:54and her hair kind of matched and she's got a great figure,
0:44:54 > 0:44:57but I'm just not going for the tight look, to be honest.
0:44:57 > 0:44:58It was like a pair of tights
0:44:58 > 0:45:00wrapped around her body.
0:45:00 > 0:45:03At 2, it's hip-hop superstar Nicki Minaj,
0:45:03 > 0:45:08a lady who clearly gets dressed in the dark whilst wearing a blindfold.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11She's like Lady Gaga times Lady Gaga.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14There's a fine line between being a trendsetter
0:45:14 > 0:45:17and being a crazy B-I-T-C-H.
0:45:20 > 0:45:22Taking the top spot is Princess Beatrice
0:45:22 > 0:45:26for daring to wear the hat from hell at the Royal Wedding back in April.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28I defy anyone to show me a worse-dressed celebrity
0:45:28 > 0:45:30than Princess Beatrice at the wedding.
0:45:30 > 0:45:34That hat was disgusting!
0:45:34 > 0:45:37Princess Beatrice genuinely wore
0:45:37 > 0:45:41that big antler on the front of her face to a wedding.
0:45:41 > 0:45:45Oh, bless her. She just made a mistake, didn't she?
0:45:47 > 0:45:50Back to business. At number 20, we have a very naughty boy.
0:45:50 > 0:45:55# We don't need no education. #
0:45:55 > 0:46:002011 has seen students continue to demonstrate about universities
0:46:00 > 0:46:04being given the right to charge £9,000 a year in tuition fees.
0:46:04 > 0:46:08For some of them, though, their protests went a little bit too far.
0:46:08 > 0:46:12'Few students could afford to come to court in a chauffeur-driven van,
0:46:12 > 0:46:16'but not every student has a multi-millionaire rock musician for a dad.'
0:46:16 > 0:46:21July saw Charlie Gilmour, the son of Pink Floyd guitarist Dave Gilmour,
0:46:21 > 0:46:24jailed for violent disorder following his actions
0:46:24 > 0:46:28at a student fees demonstration in London back in winter 2010.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31In a day of bad behaviour by the 19-year-old, it was this incident
0:46:31 > 0:46:36at the National Cenotaph that really annoyed the nation.
0:46:36 > 0:46:39The judge saved his most scathing criticism for Gilmour's
0:46:39 > 0:46:42behaviour here, telling him, "You have shown disrespect
0:46:42 > 0:46:48"for the ultimate sacrifice of those that fell defending this country."
0:46:48 > 0:46:51Charlie Gilmour's behaviour wasn't just annoying, was it, really?
0:46:51 > 0:46:56I mean, it was completely and utterly disgusting.
0:46:56 > 0:47:02No-one thought that swinging off the Cenotaph was acceptable.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04Swinging from a union flag was just one of Charlie Gilmour's
0:47:04 > 0:47:09ill-advised moments on a day that up to 40,000 students
0:47:09 > 0:47:11took to the streets of London.
0:47:14 > 0:47:15Oh, eh,
0:47:15 > 0:47:17toffs and their pranks, eh?
0:47:17 > 0:47:19There's nothing worse than rock stars' kids.
0:47:19 > 0:47:23Yes, they may flatter thee,
0:47:23 > 0:47:28but thou shalt feel a hollow agony!
0:47:28 > 0:47:30Gilmour's son comes out of the woodwork.
0:47:30 > 0:47:33"Ooh, there's a riot! I'm going to hang off of a statue,
0:47:33 > 0:47:35"get on everyone's tits," you know what I mean?
0:47:35 > 0:47:38Don't swing off memorials, especially for the war dead.
0:47:38 > 0:47:42It's not a good look and people are going to hate you, and rightly so.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47Gilmour also attacked Prince Charles's car
0:47:47 > 0:47:50and smashed the window of Topshop,
0:47:50 > 0:47:53but what seemed to annoy many about Charlie's part in the protest
0:47:53 > 0:47:55is the fact that money isn't an issue
0:47:55 > 0:47:57when you're the son of a rich rock star.
0:47:57 > 0:48:01I think some people are definitely going to be annoyed by the fact
0:48:01 > 0:48:06that Charlie Gilmour was protesting about the increase in student fees
0:48:06 > 0:48:10while at the same time he obviously had a multi-millionaire dad.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12The way that he protested almost felt like
0:48:12 > 0:48:15he was just doing it for the fun of it.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21The other annoying thing about Charlie's brush with the law
0:48:21 > 0:48:24was blaming his rampage on the LSD, valium and whisky he'd consumed
0:48:24 > 0:48:27during the hours before he ran amok.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29"I'm so sorry I did that, but in my defence,
0:48:29 > 0:48:31"I was taking illegal drugs."
0:48:31 > 0:48:34"Oh, fine. Well, off you go, then! No problem."
0:48:34 > 0:48:37He thinks he can get away with that. The arrogance!
0:48:37 > 0:48:41Thou hast sown a sorrow and must reap...
0:48:41 > 0:48:44Sorry, sorry, sorry.
0:48:44 > 0:48:48If you are going to protest, a little tip is don't take acid,
0:48:48 > 0:48:52because if you take acid, you can't even put your trousers on
0:48:52 > 0:48:54- the right way round. - The message is somewhat lost.
0:48:54 > 0:48:57So how are you going to inform the masses
0:48:57 > 0:49:00when you're tripping your nuts off?
0:49:00 > 0:49:04Grow up, go to university, get an education, stop taking acid.
0:49:04 > 0:49:07Just in, at number 19, it's the Bieber.
0:49:07 > 0:49:11FANS CHANT: Justin! Justin! Justin!
0:49:11 > 0:49:14WILD SCREAMING
0:49:16 > 0:49:19He may have got all grown up this year, got his hair cut
0:49:19 > 0:49:21and possibly even had sex.
0:49:22 > 0:49:26But it didn't stop Justin Bieber or his fans, the Beliebers,
0:49:26 > 0:49:28from being any less annoying.
0:49:28 > 0:49:31I think what's annoying about Bieber is just
0:49:31 > 0:49:35he's so young and so successful
0:49:35 > 0:49:39which, to most people who have worked their nuts off, is irritating.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41# I'm 12, can I have another mansion, please? #
0:49:41 > 0:49:42It IS quite annoying.
0:49:42 > 0:49:46# Baby, baby, baby, no. #
0:49:46 > 0:49:50Last year he was at the top of the album charts.
0:49:50 > 0:49:53This year, he's at the top of the richest teen list
0:49:53 > 0:49:55by raking in a reported 53 million.
0:49:59 > 0:50:03But in 2011, Brand Bieber was less about music
0:50:03 > 0:50:06and more about merchandise. Instead of a new album,
0:50:06 > 0:50:09Justin's first release of the year was his film Never Say Never.
0:50:09 > 0:50:11# I will never say never. #
0:50:11 > 0:50:14Never Say Never was in 3D,
0:50:14 > 0:50:16which was incredibly annoying
0:50:16 > 0:50:19because he's coming at you and you can almost strangle him.
0:50:19 > 0:50:21You can almost punch him in the face.
0:50:21 > 0:50:24And whilst new tracks continue to go missing,
0:50:24 > 0:50:27a little romance with fellow teen star Selena Gomez
0:50:27 > 0:50:28kept his fans in a frenzy.
0:50:31 > 0:50:33I can't imagine him having a girlfriend,
0:50:33 > 0:50:35doing anything other than sharing some Haribo.
0:50:35 > 0:50:38If I was a teenager, I'd be really upset
0:50:38 > 0:50:41and I would cry all the time that they're constantly kissing
0:50:41 > 0:50:44and they have to keep displaying love for each other
0:50:44 > 0:50:45everywhere they go.
0:50:45 > 0:50:48By August, there was still no new music,
0:50:48 > 0:50:51but he did produce a multitude of products.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54Including a fragrance for the ladies.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58Oh, my God. Is it for girls?
0:50:58 > 0:51:00Justin Bieber, aged 17,
0:51:00 > 0:51:02putting out perfume for girls.
0:51:02 > 0:51:06Meaning, "Justin Bieber knows what I want on my body."
0:51:06 > 0:51:09What does a 17-year-old boy know about perfume for women?
0:51:09 > 0:51:11I'd advise you not to use that, ladies.
0:51:11 > 0:51:15I hope he is at least taking some of his own sweat or some DNA
0:51:15 > 0:51:18so that we can actually buy something
0:51:18 > 0:51:22so ridiculous as Someday, guaranteed to stimulate and amuse.
0:51:22 > 0:51:24Unlike Justin Bieber's music.
0:51:24 > 0:51:26# I will never say never. #
0:51:26 > 0:51:28By November surely we'd get some new music,
0:51:28 > 0:51:31some killer pop track to mark his territory
0:51:31 > 0:51:33as the new Justin Timberlake,
0:51:33 > 0:51:38or would he just cash in some more with a Christmas album?
0:51:38 > 0:51:41# It's the most beautiful time of the year
0:51:41 > 0:51:44# Lights fill the streets spreading so much cheer. #
0:51:44 > 0:51:47If he carries on like this, one way or another
0:51:47 > 0:51:49Justin Bieber will be opening a supermarket near you.
0:51:49 > 0:51:53Only, don't be surprised if he owns it.
0:51:53 > 0:51:54We do that in Canada.
0:51:54 > 0:51:57Every couple of years, we churn out a new annoying personality,
0:51:57 > 0:51:59mostly through music.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04There's a rock 'n' roll explosion in Britain.
0:52:04 > 0:52:07Well, we've got to offset that with some Avril Lavigne.
0:52:07 > 0:52:10What's this? Folk music taking off? Give 'em Celine Dion.
0:52:10 > 0:52:12We pump 'em out every couple of years.
0:52:12 > 0:52:15Justin Bieber is our latest one.
0:52:15 > 0:52:18You're welcome, world! You are welcome.
0:52:18 > 0:52:23Cashing in at 18, we're keeping up with Kim Kardashian.
0:52:23 > 0:52:27# If I was a rich girl Na, na, na, na, na... #
0:52:27 > 0:52:29Reality TV royalty, the Kardashians are not shy
0:52:29 > 0:52:32when it comes to cashing in on their brand...
0:52:34 > 0:52:36..with endorsements galore coming out of their ears.
0:52:36 > 0:52:40The greed that oozes out of the Kardashian clan
0:52:40 > 0:52:43is the most annoying thing about them.
0:52:43 > 0:52:48How many hundreds of millions do you need before you say "I'm done"?
0:52:48 > 0:52:52Pushy mum Kris, the money-spinner behind daughters
0:52:52 > 0:52:55Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie,
0:52:55 > 0:52:59has unashamedly created a marketing monster out of her family.
0:52:59 > 0:53:02Kris Jenner, who is the mum in the family, has been able
0:53:02 > 0:53:06to market the Kardashian brand so extremely well,
0:53:06 > 0:53:08she is an absolute genius at that,
0:53:08 > 0:53:10and make a lot of money for that family.
0:53:10 > 0:53:15But this year, it's sister Kim who cashed in the biggest prize.
0:53:15 > 0:53:16She has to sell.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20She doesn't have a talent. She can't sing, she can't dance,
0:53:20 > 0:53:23she's too chubby to be a model. She has to sell.
0:53:23 > 0:53:27I don't really know who she is. I see her plenty.
0:53:27 > 0:53:30She's this wee girl, kind of cute, big bottom.
0:53:30 > 0:53:33What's she done? What's she famous for? I don't get it.
0:53:33 > 0:53:38# Everybody's got a price I wonder how they sleep at night. #
0:53:38 > 0:53:39August 2011 saw Kim get hitched
0:53:39 > 0:53:42to basketball man-mountain Kris Humphries
0:53:42 > 0:53:44in a multi-million dollar TV wedding,
0:53:44 > 0:53:47and after selling the rights to the highest bidders,
0:53:47 > 0:53:50it didn't cost the happy couple a dime.
0:53:50 > 0:53:54Kim Kardashian seemed to take the freebie wedding
0:53:54 > 0:53:57to a whole new level.
0:53:57 > 0:54:01When you have almost created a wedding for television,
0:54:01 > 0:54:05you do have to wonder how genuine the relationship actually is.
0:54:05 > 0:54:08# It's not about the money, money, money. #
0:54:08 > 0:54:13Most people break the bank, you know, to pay for a wedding here,
0:54:13 > 0:54:15and she made, what, 14 million, 16 million?
0:54:15 > 0:54:19Any time you make money from your own wedding,
0:54:19 > 0:54:23it kind of takes away from the romance.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26It just doesn't lead me to believe that this is going to work out.
0:54:26 > 0:54:30And just 72 days later, it was all over...
0:54:32 > 0:54:36..having made a reported 18 million from magazine deals,
0:54:36 > 0:54:40TV coverage and endorsements. That's a cool 250,000 a day!
0:54:40 > 0:54:42Nice work if you can get it, Kim.
0:54:42 > 0:54:4572 days she held it together for. Then it all fell apart.
0:54:45 > 0:54:48Making a mockery of a great institution, the marriage.
0:54:48 > 0:54:51People talk about showmances, about celebrity weddings,
0:54:51 > 0:54:54lacking integrity. We all knew it was going
0:54:54 > 0:54:55to end up in court one day,
0:54:55 > 0:54:58whether the basketball court or a court of law.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01It's turned out to be the latter. Kim Kardashian does it again.
0:55:03 > 0:55:05That's your lot for now.
0:55:06 > 0:55:10But the good news is we've still got plenty more where that came from.
0:55:10 > 0:55:11Pippa's bum just took over the nation.
0:55:11 > 0:55:15Join us next time as we put the year's biggest irritants
0:55:15 > 0:55:17firmly in place.
0:55:17 > 0:55:19You're trying too hard, it's not nice.
0:55:19 > 0:55:21There'll be an Aussie boy.
0:55:21 > 0:55:25I can walk around with a T-shirt that says "Call my agent, I'm annoying."
0:55:25 > 0:55:27And a Geordie girl.
0:55:27 > 0:55:33I'm furious. I'm just shaking with rage.
0:55:33 > 0:55:34Some super injunctions.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37Honestly, I really have no idea. Do you know?
0:55:37 > 0:55:42- And superstar melt-downs. - It's nothing less than huge.
0:55:42 > 0:55:45All he talked about was hookers and drugs and money
0:55:45 > 0:55:47and he's really lost.
0:55:47 > 0:55:49There'll be some dumb footballers.
0:55:49 > 0:55:52What lark involves shooting the work experience with an air gun?
0:55:52 > 0:55:53And even dumber looters.
0:55:53 > 0:55:57There is nothing gangster about basmati rice.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59We've got two terrible twins.
0:55:59 > 0:56:02- J to the E to the T to the Word. - Pull out Jedward.
0:56:02 > 0:56:04And one very pesky pie man.
0:56:04 > 0:56:10I was the guy who threw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face.
0:56:10 > 0:56:15As we continue to count down the most annoying people of 2011.
0:56:15 > 0:56:19# We're making a movie, isn't it groovy, welcome to my house. #
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