Episode 1

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05In the world of magic, you can't trust your eyes...

0:00:07 > 0:00:08..or your duvet.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13You'll discover that what goes up should come down,

0:00:13 > 0:00:15but sometimes doesn't.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18You'll get to see how some tricks are done

0:00:18 > 0:00:21and how some tricks are done badly.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Plus, we'll show you illusions on a grand scale

0:00:24 > 0:00:27and some a little smaller.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29That's so weird.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Brace yourself, it could get messy.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Welcome to Now You See It.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51One thing magic's great for is blowing up balloons...

0:00:53 > 0:00:55..although you can get carried away.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59- HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- Wow, whoa, what's going on? Too high! Too high!

0:00:59 > 0:01:03And we all know balloons can go pop, but his one's gone one better...

0:01:03 > 0:01:04A whole bottle of it.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Meanwhile, here's Troy with someone's pop.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Sorry, I know you don't work here.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Are you allowed to try these before you buy them?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Cos I'm not sure if I'll like it. - No, no.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20But, if you watch this, I can actually take the sandwich out.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21What are you doing?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24You can't do that. What do you think you're on?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26I think Troy's confusing this supermarket

0:01:26 > 0:01:28with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30I need to know if I like it.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32To be honest...

0:01:32 > 0:01:34If you're not too sure, I'll have it then!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Maybe I should put it back.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38A handy trick when you pick a sandwich

0:01:38 > 0:01:40that turns out not to be in the meal deal.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44And that one's now a bargain - 10% off.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Over in chilled foods, there's a ghost out shopping.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Not really. It's only a couple of pranksters who love nothing more

0:01:54 > 0:01:57than to momentarily inconvenience pensioners

0:01:57 > 0:01:58with a remote-controlled trolley.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03IMITATES TANNOY: Wind up in aisle three.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06This mayhem is nothing to that woman -

0:02:06 > 0:02:09she's been shopping with toddlers.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Still, never mind the remote-controlled trolley,

0:02:12 > 0:02:15that man's thinking, "Who's had a bite out of this sandwich?"

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Let's nip down the road now, to the corner shop to be entertained by...

0:02:21 > 0:02:24He's deep undercover as a shop assistant.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Paul Daniels does the night shift.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27..you don't want them?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29No, that's too good.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30And what is it with magicians?

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Do none of them to make enough money to buy their own food?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36What?

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Oh.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- MOUTH FULL:- How's the weather doing, man?- I thought that was ours.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47- I thought that was... You got it from there, did you?- Yeah.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I haven't had my break, so...

0:02:50 > 0:02:51It's all right, ain't it?

0:02:51 > 0:02:52That'll be a no.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56And don't even think about asking him to pay 5p for the bag.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Can I have a couple more for my break? Is that all right, man?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Can I just take a few more for my break?

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Yeah, but do I have to get another one?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- No, cos you've paid for 'em, cos it beeped, didn't it?- Huh?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08I've hardly had many. Look, they're pretty much full.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Pretty much full, in't they?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Put that back on for you.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Is this a dream or nightmare?

0:03:25 > 0:03:26See that?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Amazing.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37The next customer's buying cat food - let's see how peckish Ben really is.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Hey, guys, I've got a quick trick with a bottle, if you...

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Oh, on the rocks.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50That was not magic!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Oh, I don't know.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Nothing strange here, just a completely genuine taxi driver

0:03:56 > 0:03:58with an utterly convincing false beard.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Normally, the magician cuts a woman in half -

0:04:03 > 0:04:06she needn't worry though, he's not going to do that.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Nope, he's going to cut his taxi in half.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11SHE LAUGHS

0:04:11 > 0:04:12I...

0:04:19 > 0:04:20SHE SCREAMS

0:04:27 > 0:04:30She can't believe what she's seeing - the meter's still running.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33I want to move to Brazil, everyone is so trusting.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Still, not the worst minicab driver I've ever had.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52I'd give him a tip - make sure your taxi's glued together, mate.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Right, what else can we cut in half?

0:04:55 > 0:04:56How about a cucumber?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I'm just hoping all these people know each other.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07Oh, look who it is, Drummond Money Coutts, aka DMC.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Very, very simple. This is a very standard casino die and a hat.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Cool.- OK.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15I'm going to set the die to a number,

0:05:15 > 0:05:17I'm going to do this under the hat,

0:05:17 > 0:05:21and I want you to name a random number between one and six.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23- Now, what is your first number? - Five.- Five?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Wouldn't it be great if she said four and a half?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Impressive. Although, for all we know,

0:05:29 > 0:05:31he gets it wrong five sixths of the time.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35So I can set it to a different number, which...

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Set it to that.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40So, again, take a moment, think through.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Number between one and six.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Or pi, 3.1415...

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Four.- Four?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51No way. How are you doing that?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57No! How are you doing that? It's magic.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00So, this is the big one. OK?

0:06:00 > 0:06:03So, Rochelle...

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Final number.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Leave that there. Any number, one to six.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Three.- You want three?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18The big one.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27How did you...? And why is the dice bigger?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29No, it grew under the hat.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32To be fair, it's the only thing growing under his hat.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34There's nothing in here, there's not even a small dice.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Where did the small one go?

0:06:35 > 0:06:40This is the most fun anyone's ever had outside an All Bar One.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Cats, dogs, hamsters, gather round,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45as it's now the point of the show we like to call...

0:06:46 > 0:06:49And here's top American illusionist Rick Thomas.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Pop the woman in the cage, nothing weird about that.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05And a lovely straddle there.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Is this part of the trick,

0:07:10 > 0:07:13or is she failing to communicate with the deaf?

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Super scarf action.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Oh, that's nearly a moon walk!

0:07:32 > 0:07:36They're absolutely loving this trick at the National Accountancy Awards.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43I must say, Rick has some incredible dance moves in his back pocket -

0:07:43 > 0:07:46I'm just wishing he'd bring them out and use them.

0:07:47 > 0:07:52Not bad, but I'm not sure he'd make it in to the second week of Strictly.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Wow! I did not see that coming

0:08:02 > 0:08:04and, tragically, neither did she.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Let's enjoy an even more impressive version of that trick.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18It looks cute, but bear in mind

0:08:18 > 0:08:21that it is a killer beast, dragged from the Ninth Dimension.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30And, finally, in this week's Animal Magic, a genuine egg...

0:08:30 > 0:08:32although it was laid by the great Hendini.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36But what's going to be inside it?

0:08:36 > 0:08:39This is the moment of truth to see how many yolks is inside this egg.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Are you watching?

0:08:44 > 0:08:48I'd be really impressed if it was a giant dice showing the number three.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Oh, my God.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53WOMAN LAUGHS

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Shut up!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59You are having a laugh.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- YOUNG CHILD:- Naughty word!

0:09:02 > 0:09:03That's an egg!

0:09:03 > 0:09:07There's an egg inside the egg. You've seen that...

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Which leads to the age-old question,

0:09:08 > 0:09:10which came first, the chicken or the egg?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Or the egg inside the egg?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15The egg isn't good, is it, Dad?

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Right, hang on.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17This is unbelievable.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24That's just two yolks, an egg inside an egg.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28I can't believe that. I cannot believe it.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31I think it's fair to say he can't believe it.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32You saw it here first!

0:09:32 > 0:09:36More food-based magic now from the brilliant Andrew Main.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39But first, he needs some personal artefacts.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40OK, let's see.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- You want to be very careful with this, OK?- OK.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Want to be very, very, very careful. Right?- OK.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Because the thing is is, out here, shiny objects are...

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Grab my wrist, grab my wrist.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Hold on to the wrist, yeah. Don't let go, don't let go of the wrist.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Oh, oh, oh.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- What did you do? - Now we have a problem.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Told you you had to be careful. Maybe it's in the food.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Let's take a look.- Oh, my God!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Open up, open up.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Come here. Let's go over here. Come here.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09- Open this up.- OK.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Open up.- All right.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Your salad, here.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Just... You know what? Let's be sure. Let's...

0:10:19 > 0:10:20That's what I call a tossed salad.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Are you really serious right now?

0:10:22 > 0:10:23I want to check... That's not it.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25I got it. Stick your finger there.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29No, no.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- No. - Still no sign of the earring.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Do you have any other food? - All I have is my dressing.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36All right, check that.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Dump it out.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49This is my earring covered in ranch...

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- That's your earring?- ..dressing.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Well, that's one way to persuade her boyfriend to nibble her ear.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Word of advice, if a stranger asks you to hand over your jewellery,

0:10:58 > 0:11:00they might not always be a magician.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Now, here's Richard Osman getting his head down after recording

0:11:05 > 0:11:07another 400 episodes of Pointless.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Don't you hate it when the chambermaid

0:11:19 > 0:11:21bursts into your room unannounced?

0:11:23 > 0:11:27And now we arrive at the point in the show where we say...

0:11:30 > 0:11:34This Russian street magician will perform for anyone who'll watch.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37He craves the love and approval of strangers.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39He's a lean, mean, leaning machine.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47They're impressed. So far, so good.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50But to win them over completely, he needs to go one step further.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Having succeeded brilliantly leaning over dry land,

0:11:57 > 0:12:01he now confidently demonstrates his skill at leaning over...

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Oh, dear.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Quick, call the emergency services for when leaning stunts go wrong.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Here's the operator waiting to take his call.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19If you enjoy doing magic,

0:12:19 > 0:12:22and you've managed to mess up one of your tricks on film,

0:12:22 > 0:12:24we'd love to see it.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26For details, go to...

0:12:31 > 0:12:34And now to a master of his art, Damien O'Brien,

0:12:34 > 0:12:35who's demonstrating his superpowers -

0:12:35 > 0:12:37the first of which seems to be

0:12:37 > 0:12:40emptying a cafe on a busy Saturday morning.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Does anyone have a coin I can use? - Erm, yeah.

0:12:44 > 0:12:49- Can you write your initials on the face of the coin?- Mmm-hmm.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Nice, big and clear.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54And show it to the camera as well.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55So I'm going to take your coin.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- You'd recognise that if you were to see that again?- Yeah.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Tell you what, Stephanie, hold out your hand for me

0:13:00 > 0:13:02and just squeeze the coin really tight.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Now, my second superpower what I would love to have had -

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Magneto, who's also in the X-Men,

0:13:06 > 0:13:10his abilities was that he could control metal.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13This might feel a little weird, or something slightly happening.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- It's kind of strange, right? - Uh-huh.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Slowly open your hand and have a look at the coin.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20What is it? What's he done?

0:13:20 > 0:13:22THEY LAUGH

0:13:22 > 0:13:23No. It's all bent.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Well, that's her bus fare home ruined.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30That's your coin with your initials, yeah?

0:13:30 > 0:13:34So, the last superhero whose powers I would love is Superman.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Superman had incredible speed. I believe I'm pretty quick. In fact...

0:13:39 > 0:13:41If you blink, you might miss this.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Three,

0:13:43 > 0:13:44two,

0:13:44 > 0:13:46- one. - METAL DROPS

0:13:46 > 0:13:48You may not have seen that.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50- You definitely heard something, right?- Uh-huh.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54That was the sound of me running over to that glass and

0:13:54 > 0:13:57dropping your signed, bent coin into the glass and coming back here.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Don't believe me, do you?

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Both of you, come with me.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Come have a look.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05See in the tea? I don't want to touch it.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Pick up the glass. Go for it.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09THEY LAUGH

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Use the spoon, take out the coin.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- It's bent. - Take the coin, that's right.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Whoa!

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Sadly, that's no longer legal tender.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30I can't get enough of tricks involving hot beverages,

0:14:30 > 0:14:33so let's have another one and let's find out the secret in...

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Ah, lovely, a nice relaxing cup of coffee

0:14:38 > 0:14:41in a motorway service station.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42They are magical places.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46These spoons are trying to escape their cups -

0:14:46 > 0:14:49they've just been told Uri Geller is in the building.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00There's not been this much excitement in that cafe

0:15:00 > 0:15:02since they put paninis on the menu.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06If you want to find out how Etienne Pradier got the spoons to

0:15:06 > 0:15:09magically fly out the cups, we'll reveal all later in the show.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Still to come - Dynamo rocks Sam Smith's world...

0:15:15 > 0:15:16That's so weird.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18..we meet this magician's biggest fan,

0:15:18 > 0:15:22and we're pushing the boat out with a big finish from Criss Angel.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28But now, our less than useful...

0:15:30 > 0:15:32This week's top tip for budding magicians -

0:15:32 > 0:15:36always keep a magic prop in the glove compartment of the car,

0:15:36 > 0:15:39so, if you're stopped by the cops, you can try and win them over.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40Ready...

0:15:40 > 0:15:42set and...

0:15:42 > 0:15:44- go.- One...

0:15:44 > 0:15:46This man's solving a Rubik's Cube for the police.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Blimey, in this country, they just see if you can walk in a straight line.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52..eight, nine, ten...

0:15:52 > 0:15:55This is how many days he's getting jailed for wasting police time.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58- 14...- Keep on going past 15. Keep going.- ..15, 16, 17...

0:15:58 > 0:16:02- We'll go for 20.- ..18, 19, 20.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04So about 20...

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- We're going to mix it up. Your name? - Officer Brady.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Brady. Officer Brady, nice to meet you. I'm Steven.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14And so watch, is that still mixed up on every single side?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16- It appears to be.- Watch, with it mixed up, if I turn it once

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- it's still going to be mixed up? - Yes.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Cheating happens when you toss it in the air, like that.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23That was so fast, he'll end up with a speeding ticket.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24How did you do that?

0:16:24 > 0:16:27If he can solve a Rubik's Cube instantly,

0:16:27 > 0:16:29what on earth did he do for the rest of the '80s?

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Here's the best part.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34From mixed up, we're going to do one-handed behind the back.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36When I catch it, it's going to be back to solved.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38So, watch close, from mixed up...

0:16:38 > 0:16:42On every single side, from mixed up, one-handed behind the back.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48When I catch it again, take a look. That's one second, right there.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50How did he do that?

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Yeah, that's great! He's still under arrest though.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54That was awesome, man.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Meanwhile, this truck's been given the finger.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Turn around!

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Gah!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06OK, just need to put the wipers on -

0:17:06 > 0:17:08there's a magician stuck to the windscreen.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14Mmm, that fresh four-of-diamond smell is my favourite.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Keeping with the car theme,

0:17:15 > 0:17:18it's time now to showcase this week's highly unusual skill,

0:17:18 > 0:17:21as I exclaim, crikey...!

0:17:23 > 0:17:26One minute it's a man in a weird costume,

0:17:26 > 0:17:30the next he's transformed himself in to a truck.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33When he's ill, I wonder, does he call an ambulance or the AA?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37This is one trick where you don't want a prankster stuffing

0:17:37 > 0:17:38a potato in the exhaust pipe.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Let's be honest, you don't see that every day.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Now, what have we here?

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Stretched out on the banquette,

0:17:47 > 0:17:51it's former Pussy Cat Doll Kimberley Wyatt...

0:17:51 > 0:17:53and illusionist Jason Latimer,

0:17:53 > 0:17:56who's great, but I'll admit he hasn't totally fooled me

0:17:56 > 0:17:59into believing that's a real painting.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Although, to be fair, the eyes do follow you round the room.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Steady as she goes.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09APPLAUSE

0:18:16 > 0:18:17You think that's clever -

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Kimberley's actually singing opera at the same time.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Incredible.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36She's been framed.

0:18:41 > 0:18:42How does this work?

0:18:42 > 0:18:45It's either years studying transcendental meditation,

0:18:45 > 0:18:47or a big magnet.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59These innocent young people have been asked to put some handy

0:18:59 > 0:19:02household hints to the test, but they haven't the slightest

0:19:02 > 0:19:05hint that sitting on their right is magician Ben Hart.

0:19:05 > 0:19:10"Using the materials provided, make stains on each other's T-shirts."

0:19:10 > 0:19:12OK, so...basically this...

0:19:19 > 0:19:20There, that is dirty.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21That stinks.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23"Step two..."

0:19:23 > 0:19:26"Pick up the hairdryer provided and then carefully stick

0:19:26 > 0:19:29"the tinfoil onto the T-shirt, covering the stains."

0:19:32 > 0:19:33And then...

0:19:36 > 0:19:39And then, give it a 15 seconds blast.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Ah, this reminds me of the time

0:19:43 > 0:19:45I tried to roast a turkey in a hotel room.

0:19:45 > 0:19:51Five, six, seven, eight, nine...

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Remember, apart from Ben,

0:19:53 > 0:19:56they all think this is a genuine way of removing stains.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01But, as you can see, it's a trick, so please don't try this at home.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03- Look what you've done.- Mine's...

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Yours are gone! Why hasn't mine?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Wow! Yours has totally gone.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15There's literally nothing there.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17That... What?!

0:20:19 > 0:20:24Meanwhile, at the other end of the marquee, it's Sam Smith and Dynamo,

0:20:24 > 0:20:27but they're not here to mess up each other's T-shirts.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29- I'm scared.- I want you to think of any artist

0:20:29 > 0:20:33- that's performing over the weekend. - OK.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Got someone?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Yes.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Can I take your programme?

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Yeah.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51That pot plant really brightens things up, doesn't it?

0:20:54 > 0:20:55This is so weird.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Ha-ha!

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Oh, my God.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Is the person you're thinking of - don't say their name -

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- but is it on that page?- Yeah.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Look at me.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Snoop Dog.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12That's so weird.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16And that's not the first time the word Snoop Dog and weird

0:21:16 > 0:21:18have been uttered in the same sentence.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Ladies and gentlemen, this is the vanishing Jocelyn.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23This defies all possible explanations,

0:21:23 > 0:21:24except that one.

0:21:26 > 0:21:27I mean, how hard can this trick be?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29..two, three!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Argh!- Hmm, yeah, quite hard.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Ow!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36It's Kaylen here, and today my little four-year-old nephew

0:21:36 > 0:21:38wanted to come and shop with me at the grocery store.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41When we got there, I gave him the list and he couldn't read it,

0:21:41 > 0:21:42so I had to figure out a way

0:21:42 > 0:21:44to make it a little bit more visual for him to understand.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47This was the list that I showed him.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49This is the idea I had to make it a

0:21:49 > 0:21:50little bit more visual.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54If we just... If we give it a little ripple, like so,

0:21:54 > 0:21:55you can actually see...

0:21:55 > 0:21:59Oh, and, while you're at it, I think you need some more Post-it Notes.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Remember the jumping spoons?

0:22:02 > 0:22:07Yeah? Well, this is where we find out how he did it.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10'So, what's the secret of my jumping spoons?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13'Well, I can tell you, it's really very simple.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19'The cups are normal, it's what I put in them that creates the magic.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23'Let me present a bulldog clip and a sugar lump.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28'Place the sugar in the clip, put it in the cup,

0:22:28 > 0:22:30'carefully place a teaspoon on top.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35'Now add some liquid.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39'Doesn't matter whether it's tea, coffee - or, in this case, water -

0:22:39 > 0:22:41'and watch what happens.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47'The liquid will quickly dissolve the sugar,

0:22:47 > 0:22:50'springing the clip and causing the spoon to fly.'

0:22:50 > 0:22:54Et voila! So easy. Why not try it yourself?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Because I might have someone's eye out.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Many a magic trick requires the presence

0:22:58 > 0:23:00of a glamorous assistant or two,

0:23:00 > 0:23:03but that's not what these two are here to do.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06They don't even know they're taking part in a magic trick.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07HERE'S the glamorous assistant,

0:23:07 > 0:23:10joining them for a simulated skydive.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Helmets on, we wouldn't want any accidents.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Three, two, one - Geronimo!

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Well, it's one way to get a face-lift.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29They think it's grandad's first time

0:23:29 > 0:23:32and that everyone's taking very good care of him.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34The last thing they'd want is for him

0:23:34 > 0:23:36to be left alone with a powerful fan.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39I'm sure there are many levels of safety procedures in place -

0:23:39 > 0:23:40no-one is going to get hurt.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Oh, my mistake.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Well, it's a quicker way of getting upstairs than a Stannah Stairlift.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Don't tell me that that sweet old man's first skydive has

0:24:00 > 0:24:01ended in terrible tragedy.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Oh, no, here he is stumbling out of the disabled toilet.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09HE SPEAKS FRENCH

0:24:09 > 0:24:11LAUGHTER

0:24:12 > 0:24:16The length some magicians will go to to get a kiss from a pretty girl.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24Remember, it's not the size of your fan but what you do with it.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28I wondered what Lembit Opik was up to these days.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37That's pretty impressive, but one thing I would say,

0:24:37 > 0:24:39when your suit's as loud as that, sir,

0:24:39 > 0:24:40no-one's looking at your hair.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Oh, I'm blown away by this trick...

0:24:54 > 0:24:55as was he.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Now it's worldwide sensation Lu Chen

0:25:01 > 0:25:04taking some Japanese people into a Gregg's.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08They can't believe it - two steak bakes for £1.50,

0:25:08 > 0:25:11but that's not why they're here.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14HE SPEAKS JAPANESE

0:25:19 > 0:25:22SCREAMING

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Now, Mary and Paul would hate this -

0:25:30 > 0:25:33they like all the bakes to look exactly the same.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41I was like that after my first triple espresso.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Here's a decaffeinated version of the trick.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Not only did it change colour, it's now gluten-free.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15Time now for...

0:26:17 > 0:26:19With American master magician Criss Angel,

0:26:19 > 0:26:21who this week is on his holidays.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Now I'm going to need a couple of people to help me out.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27Hi, how are you?

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Do me a favour, go get somebody else, I need one more person,

0:26:30 > 0:26:31whoever you want.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Anybody at all.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Somebody right now. There she is.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Over here and sign her hand for me.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Sign it big so that everybody can see that.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42Show the camera.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Andy, OK. Good.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Now, you have the camera, take it out your bathing suit.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Can you record? Everybody here, you guys...

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Folks, there's absolutely nothing out on the water,

0:26:54 > 0:26:58except for four jet skis going clockwise, right?

0:26:58 > 0:27:01We have the Duke.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04The Duke is a clipper ship. OK?

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Over here - it's actually a sail boat -

0:27:06 > 0:27:10over here, we have The Prince, right? An ocean liner.

0:27:10 > 0:27:14And then, over here, we got the Cabaret,

0:27:14 > 0:27:16right over here, this is a cruise ship.

0:27:16 > 0:27:22And last but not least, we have the Gorgeous - luxury yacht.

0:27:22 > 0:27:26All of these ships have been all around the world.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30Now what I want you to do is I want you to imagine yourself

0:27:30 > 0:27:32being on one of these amazing ships.

0:27:32 > 0:27:37- OK, get one ship in your mind... - Just one?

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Just one. Visualise yourself on the ship.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43OK? OK, you have it?

0:27:43 > 0:27:46- On the count of three, I want you to yell out what ship it is, OK?- OK.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Everybody help me out, on the count of three.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50You're going to say one, two, three with me, OK?

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Here we go. On a count of three.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55One, two,

0:27:55 > 0:27:56- three! What is...?- Cabaret!

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Cabaret! Now!

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Right there!

0:28:00 > 0:28:01Whoa!

0:28:01 > 0:28:03That is actually amazing.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06Chris just transported that assistant onto

0:28:06 > 0:28:08a 100 million cruise liner.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12And to think, Lu Chen got the same reactions with a macaroon.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14SCREAMING

0:28:16 > 0:28:20Join us next time to find out what else we've got under our hats.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23I can promise you surprises, amazement, bewilderment

0:28:23 > 0:28:24and big laughs.