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0:00:47 > 0:00:52- Hello, Twm. You're in good time. - They're all inside, getting ready.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53- Ready for what?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Ready for what?- - They're all going away.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Right - put these away, quick.
0:00:58 > 0:01:04- You'll cop it, if she gets - to know about this sly egg-dealing!
0:01:04 > 0:01:09- You'd be in deeper trouble if the - Queen knew you were selling them!
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- She's unlikely to visit these parts!
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- Where are they, then - the fags?
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- You promised me a packet of fags - for doing this job for you.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Hey! What's this? - You gave me twenty last week.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- I thought ten might be better - for your health.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- I'll just pop in to say hello.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- This rain's never-ending.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- How are you, Twm?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- How are you, Twm?- - Soaked.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- I can't understand why it's so wet.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- I can't understand why it's so wet.- - It's because of the rain.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Those fags'll be the death of you.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- They haven't killed me yet.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09- They haven't killed me yet.- - Tea?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- I'd better not - I'm in a hurry.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15- Well, half a cup then.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Well, half a cup then.- - Make up your mind, we're in a hurry.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Where's Billy the Kid today?
0:02:21 > 0:02:27- Getting ready for the wedding. - He's best man for that mate of his.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Of course, today's the day.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33- The weather was fine when I married.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- But the storms came later on?
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Yes - I've almost been struck by - lightning a few times!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Well, how do I look?
0:02:47 > 0:02:52- D'you think you're going to a fair? - Change that stupid shirt!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- You're the Best Man! - You can't go in a black shirt.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58- You're not going to a funeral.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- You're not going to a funeral.- - You haven't seen the bride!
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- What will people think of us?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- What will people think of us?- - You look like the Maffia!
0:03:08 > 0:03:13- Tell this boy to change - that black shirt and daft tie!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- People will think he's an idiot.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- People will think he's an idiot.- - We know that already!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Mam's right - put on a white shirt.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26- I haven't worn one since I was a kid - - anyway, I haven't got one.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27- You have!
0:03:27 > 0:03:28- You have!- - Haven't!
0:03:28 > 0:03:28- Have!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29- Have!- - Haven't!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Yes, you do have a white shirt.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33- Where?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34- Where?- - Your wardrobe.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39- And what right did you have - to look in my wardrobe?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Your wardrobe? It's been - in my family for generations.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- I can well believe it. I'm going - to tell the Pope I've found it.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49- Found what?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Noah's Ark! I'm scared of opening - the doors in case they come out.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Giraffes, kangaroos, hippopotamus...
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- For the last time, get changed!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- But I haven't got another shirt!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Take off that foolish shirt, - and get upstairs with Delyth!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Why didn't you say so earlier?
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Delyth - shall I take off - my trousers as well?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Twm, have you seen Einon?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Er...just briefly. - Why - is anything wrong?
0:04:25 > 0:04:30- I don't understand it. He says - the hens still won't lay any eggs.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36- Yes, he said he was worried that - you weren't getting many eggs.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- Sorry, Missus, no eggs at all.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- I want to know where they are.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Well well, Twm Post! - And how are you on this wet morning?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- We've already met.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- We've already met.- - I thought you'd already met.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59- Yes, we have.
0:04:59 > 0:05:04- Of course. I've known Twm for years, - and his father before him.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09- I remember your dad delivering - letters for years and years.
0:05:09 > 0:05:14- Your dad always had a bit of news. - Have you got any news this morning?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- No, not much.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- What about Herbert Thomas?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- Did he have any news this morning?
0:05:24 > 0:05:28- Didn't he mention tonight's Dinner?
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- No... er, yes, he did.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- I saw him in the lane, and he said - "I'm going to the Dinner tonight".
0:05:38 > 0:05:39- That's news!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- That's news!- - Quite an evening!
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Did he say who he's taking - with him this year?
0:05:47 > 0:05:52- Well, I've heard that you, Missus, - are the lucky woman. Am I right?
0:05:52 > 0:05:53- Yes, he has asked me.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59- Well, you watch yourself. - They say he's quite a womaniser!
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- I've heard that nobody goes to - the Dinner with him a second time.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Because they've no strength left!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Right, put this on.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- But it isn't mine - it's a new one.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28- Of course. You wouldn't buy one, - so somebody else had to.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- Thanks. I must remember - to pay you back some time.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- You'll have no chance to forget - - I told the shop you'd pay on Monday.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Pay! How much was it?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- The shirt was 20.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- The tie was 5, the cuff-links 3. - 28 altogether.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53- You spent my money without asking, - on things I'll never wear again!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Why didn't you buy a shirt with - buttons, instead of this nonsense?
0:07:00 > 0:07:00- D'you realise what I earn?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- D'you realise what I earn?- - Of course - we pay you.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04- Oh, yes.
0:07:08 > 0:07:13- These are nice cuff-links. - Could I borrow them for a funeral?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15- It's too tight!
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- You're such a baby! - Well, what d'you think?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20- How much was this?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- How much was this?- - That's free!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- For all it's costing, - I might as well be getting married!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Who'd be stupid enough to marry you?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- One of the bridesmaids, perhaps?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- One of the bridesmaids, perhaps?- - There's only one, and she's seven!
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- Off you go, then. - Only the bride may be late today.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Enjoy yourself, and don't get drunk.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Enjoy yourself, and don't get drunk.- - And don't lose the ring!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Mam...
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- I'd best be off, too.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Where are our letters?
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Where are our letters?- - There aren't any - just rain!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Mam! Mr Thomas is here.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Mam! Mr Thomas is here.- - I'll be down, now.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- What on earth is that hat?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Like it? It's a special surprise.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- It's awful! I wouldn't put that - on a scarecrow!
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- Don't listen to her - - you look like a queen.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- You'll steal the show tonight. - Now, for the Flower Show!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Of course! Let's go, then.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- And don't forget the milking, - tonight, Delyth.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54- Aren't you coming back to do it?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- Aren't you coming back to do it?- - Of course not. We won't have time.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Tough, then. - Henri and I will be out all day.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Out all day?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- You knew that Wiliam was off today.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- So did you. Anyway, - we arranged this days ago.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14- Hello, lovey ducks.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Don't be silly, Henri. - I'll get my coat.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- I'm sorry. I don't know - what's wrong with her.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- She forgot she has to do the milking - tonight. You don't mind, do you?
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- No. We'll get back early, and I'll - watch telly while Delyth's milking.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- So long as we're at Dic and Nia's - by eight, there's no problem.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- No problem?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- You do the milking, - I'll watch telly.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Nonsense!
0:09:41 > 0:09:47- Henri isn't used to handling teats - and suchlike, are you, Henri?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Well, we can't do the milking.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Neither can we. Come on, - or the afternoon will be over.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55- But...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- But...- - Is the car locked?
0:09:57 > 0:09:57- Of course.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Of course.- - Where are the keys?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Are you coming with me, or going - to the Flower Show with these two?
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- How nice! I haven't been - to a flower show for weeks.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15- Delyth! Oh, that girl! - I don't know what's come over her.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- Well, you wouldn't be in this mess - if you'd accepted my offer.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- But I'm still willing to discuss it.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30- Not now! Right now I'm just worried - about who'll do the milking.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Einon, you're not going anywhere - this afternoon, are you?
0:10:39 > 0:10:40- What do you mean, maybe?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- What do you mean, maybe?- - I may go, and I may not.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44- Go where?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Go where?- - Away. I want to go away.
0:10:47 > 0:10:53- Einon, please, I beg of you - do - the milking, and go away afterwards.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Ah! I see - you want me - to do the milking.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Yes. You will, won't you?
0:10:59 > 0:11:04- But I'm retired. I'm not supposed - to work, because I get a pension.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10- Wiliam gets paid for milking now, - and I shouldn't do it for nothing...
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- ..when Wiliam is paid not to do it, - if you see what I mean.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- And I wanted to go away, too.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Have you 5, Herbert?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Have you 5, Herbert?- - Don't worry, 10 will be fine!
0:11:30 > 0:11:31- Come on, for heaven's sake.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36- It can't be helped - I can't - go to town with the car dirty.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41- And tell your farm hand - - the cows are far too messy.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- They're not like you, Henri.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- And what do you mean by that?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- House-trained. - Wiliam will have to talk to them.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- And where is he?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- And where is he?- - At a wedding, Henri.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- A wedding?
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- What usually happens - to courting couples!
0:12:01 > 0:12:07- You know, we've been courting for - nearly 6 years and 10 months.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- How time flies!
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- Sometimes. Step on it, then!
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- You said you didn't want - to come back.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Are we going, or not?
0:12:21 > 0:12:26- Wouldn't it be nice if Mr Thomas - and your mother got married.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- What's happening about the milking?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- I don't know, and I don't care. - Now, come on!
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- Isn't she pretty. - He must make her feel young.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- So long as he doesn't make her feel - anything else. Put it in gear!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- I'm doing my best.
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0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Why did you want to come back early?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Why did you want to come back early?- - A headache.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- I thought only married women - had those.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Don't nag.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- Dic and Nia are my best friends, - and it was rude to leave like that.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Dic and Nia are boring, boring!
0:13:26 > 0:13:27- How are they boring?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- How are they boring?- - Dic goes on about the same things.
0:13:30 > 0:13:35- Where they went on holiday, - what they've bought for the house...
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- ..when and where he'll change his - car. Nia's got babies on the brain.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- She should talk less, and have one!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- They've been very kind to us.
0:13:46 > 0:13:51- Only because they want a captive - audience for their selfish talking.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Listen.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Dic and Nia are fine in small doses.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- But we should spend more time - by ourselves.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07- Why cross the river to fetch water - when there's a tap in the house?
0:14:07 > 0:14:12- Are you feeling all right? - I thought you had a headache.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- I'm making a fast recovery!
0:14:15 > 0:14:16- You planned this, didn't you?
0:14:16 > 0:14:17- You planned this, didn't you?- - No... well...
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- ..before the headache, it did cross - my mind that the house was empty.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- And perhaps we could...
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- And perhaps we could...- - Delyth! What are you doing!
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Relax! The bank manager - isn't watching you now!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- That's not what I'm worried about!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Ouch!
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Ouch!- - Wait there - I'll be back, now.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- Ouch!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Hold it steady!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Hold it steady!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Look what you've done!
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- It's ruined! I only bought it today. - What will Mummy say?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Don't! You'll make it worse!
0:15:15 > 0:15:19- Mummy'll give me a row, and it's - gone through to my underpants now!
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Come upstairs to change.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- I'll find something of Wiliam's.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- I'll find something of Wiliam's.- - I'm soaking wet.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- So this is where you live!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- So this is where you live!- - Yes. Come through to the kitchen.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- D'you live here by yourself?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- D'you live here by yourself?- - Er... yes, yes, I do.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Kinky! So you wear long-johns?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Are you wearing some now? Let's see!
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- Those aren't mine. - They're... Grandpa's.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02- You said you lived alone.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- I do... well, in a way, - except for Grandpa and Grandma.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- But Grandma isn't here now. - She was here, but not any more.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- And Grandpa's in bed.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- But won't he hear us, and come down?
0:16:18 > 0:16:23- No - he's rheumatic. - He can't come downstairs.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- And he's blind and deaf.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- He's stuck up there all the time?
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- Yes, but he's quite content. He has - a television, and all he needs.
0:16:33 > 0:16:38- He doesn't need a television, - if he's deaf and blind.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- He's only colour-blind!
0:16:49 > 0:16:50- So you own this farm?
0:16:50 > 0:16:55- Er... yes. It was given to me, - by Grandpa and Grandma.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56- For nothing?
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- For nothing?- - Er... yes, because I look after...
0:17:00 > 0:17:01- ...them.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- So you're rich, are you?
0:17:04 > 0:17:05- So you're rich, are you?- - Well...
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- The accountant said last week...
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- ..considering the value of the farm - and the stock, I'm a millionaire.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- I'm so glad I met you.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- Some things are more important... - than money.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- So where's your Grandma?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- Well, she went a bit doolally.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- I couldn't cope by myself.
0:17:35 > 0:17:40- I had to take her to hospital. - She may come back, but I doubt it.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- She's eighty-eight, you see.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- If I'm not back by midnight, - Daddy'll kill me.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49- Your dad's a librarian, isn't he?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51- Your dad's a librarian, isn't he?- - Yes.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- What's so funny about that?
0:17:54 > 0:17:59- I just thought that if I kept you - out after midnight, he'd fine me!
0:18:02 > 0:18:03- Slow down!
0:18:04 > 0:18:05- Who's this?
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Who's this?- - That's Delyth, my sister.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Where does she live, then?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Where does she live, then?- - America.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15- She's married to a cowboy.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- She's married to a cowboy.- - You're joking!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- She married an American - with a ranch.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- I haven't seen her in five years.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Would you like to see her again?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- Would you like to see her again?- - Yes, but not tonight.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- I can think of better things - to do tonight.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- I've got a sister, too.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- She was married at 18, - but I think she regrets it now.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42- How old is she now?
0:18:42 > 0:18:43- How old is she now?- - Twenty!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- She soon changed her mind!
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- She soon changed her mind!- - Well, she saw me having a good time.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Yes, we are having a good time.
0:18:51 > 0:18:56- I don't want to marry too young. I - don't want to lose my independence.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Carry on like this, - and you'll certainly keep it!
0:19:01 > 0:19:06- One thing I'd like to do before - marrying is go on a world cruise.
0:19:10 > 0:19:16- I'd have to save for ages before - going anywhere, on my wages.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- Get a better job, then.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Get a better job, then.- - I've just done 3 training schemes.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22- Three?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Three?- - Yes. The first was selling petrol.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31- But I was sacked after 3 days, - for making a mistake.
0:19:31 > 0:19:36- I put diesel instead of petrol - in the boss's car. He went berserk.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- There was no need for that. - Diesel's cheaper than petrol.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Then, in a solicitor's office.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47- And you were sacked again.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51- No, I told him to stuff his job, - because he was harassing me.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53- What did he do?
0:19:53 > 0:19:58- He called me into the office, and - squashed me against the typewriter.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- I was bruised all over.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- I was bruised all over.- - He had more luck than some.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Now I work in a doctor's surgery.
0:20:07 > 0:20:12- It's not bad, but everybody - who comes in seems to be ill.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- But that's why they come!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Everything - must be kept confidential.
0:20:19 > 0:20:25- Guess who came in today? Councillor - Evans, and he's going to have a...
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- ..no, I mustn't say!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- He's going to have a...
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Never!
0:20:35 > 0:20:36- But he's 60!
0:20:36 > 0:20:41- I know, and he wants it private, - to get it done fast.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Holy bananas!
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- Well, Linda, - as your personal physician...
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- ..let me give you a Full Medical.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- What on earth was that noise?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Probably Grandpa, getting up.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Grandpa? Oh, yes, of course!
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- D'you know what I'd like?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- A coffee - my mouth's dry.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13- I'm sure!
0:21:13 > 0:21:14- Shall I make it?
0:21:14 > 0:21:18- No, you rest your mouth there!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Holy bananas - they're back!
0:21:24 > 0:21:25- Who?
0:21:25 > 0:21:26- Who?- - G-g-grandma!
0:21:26 > 0:21:27- But she's in hospital!
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- But she's in hospital!- - She'll kill us if she finds us!
0:21:32 > 0:21:37- Look, Herbert, Einon's gone and left - the door open and the lights on.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- Wait till I get hold of him!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- She sounds nasty!
0:21:45 > 0:21:46- Who's that with her?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Who's that with her?- - Her personal psychiatrist!
0:21:51 > 0:21:56- Well, I'm glad to be home. - Half of them were blind drunk.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01- Yes, a few went over the top.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Did you hear that? - Everybody drunk at the hospital!
0:22:06 > 0:22:11- And what were the mayoress and the - huntsman up to, in the cloakroom?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- He was after something, I expect.
0:22:14 > 0:22:20- It upsets me to see a woman in her - position, playing around like that.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- I feel sorry for her husband. - Do you think it's warm in here?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- Yes, somewhat...
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- I hope you don't mind - that I dragged you home so early.
0:22:31 > 0:22:36- I'd rather ten minutes with you, - than a whole evening with them!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- That psychiatrist's kissing - your Grandma!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- It's part of the treatment!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- I think he's a dirty old pig!
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- The wine's gone to your head.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55- I don't need wine - to show my feelings for you.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- You're a very exciting woman!
0:23:01 > 0:23:05- He should be reported - to the Medical Council!
0:23:06 > 0:23:11- I haven't said this before, - but I think now is the time.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- What on earth?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- What are you doing here?
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- I could ask the same! What you were - up to doesn't bear thinking about!
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- At your age, too!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- At your age, too!- - And what were you doing upstairs?
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Wasn't the sofa good enough?
0:23:32 > 0:23:38- Look here - we went upstairs, - because Henri wet his trousers.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41- Shut up, both of you!
0:23:41 > 0:23:45- What? Don't talk to me like that - in my own home!
0:23:46 > 0:23:47- Calm down!
0:23:47 > 0:23:51- Calm down!- - I've got to go to the toilet!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- Linda, meet Grandma.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- You don't look eighty-eight!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- And this is the psychiatrist.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- And this is the psychiatrist.- - You should be struck off!
0:24:19 > 0:24:23- If you believe that this is - Grandpa, you'll believe anything!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Hello, Grandpa!
0:24:27 > 0:24:32- You must be Delyth, from America. - So where's this cowboy, then?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34- He's right by your side!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- This time you've gone too far!
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Everybody's been farther than me - tonight!
0:24:43 > 0:24:44- Watch your mouth!
0:24:45 > 0:24:50- Don't talk to Mam like that! You'd - no right to bring this floozy here!
0:24:50 > 0:24:54- I had as much right as anybody - - I pay for my keep!
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- You took advantage!
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- No more than anybody else, - coming back for a sly snog!
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Right, you've gone too far!
0:25:17 > 0:25:22- Come in, my darling. - All the others are out tonight!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Shall I do the milking tomorrow?
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