Wandering Minstrels v Gallifreyans

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0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello, and welcome to Only Connect.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25If you're not familiar with the show,

0:00:25 > 0:00:27well, if you think in terms of

0:00:27 > 0:00:29The X Factor or Britain's Got Talent...

0:00:29 > 0:00:31it's not the show for you.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33But I'll tell you who it is the show for - two fresh teams

0:00:33 > 0:00:36who've come along to sharpen their lateral thinking

0:00:36 > 0:00:38on the connecting grindstone.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Tonight those teams are...

0:00:40 > 0:00:43on my right, Vyvyan Almond,

0:00:43 > 0:00:46a freelance researcher who enjoys amateur dramatics

0:00:46 > 0:00:48and is an enthusiastic member of the Oxford University

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Historical Re-enactment Society,

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Fergus Butler-Gallie,

0:00:53 > 0:00:55a history student and opera enthusiast

0:00:55 > 0:00:58who enjoys tasting the ales of Eastern Europe,

0:00:58 > 0:01:00and their captain Edward Green,

0:01:00 > 0:01:02an Oxford graduate and practising lawyer

0:01:02 > 0:01:06who once had his Panama hat stolen on the night train to Bucharest.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08All fans of Gilbert and Sullivan,

0:01:08 > 0:01:10they are the Wandering Minstrels.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13So, is your team looking forward to the music question?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16If you stick to music pre-1896, we're fine.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- We try to.- Superb.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Are there any areas you are hoping WON'T come up?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Everything, say, '60s, '70s, '80s,

0:01:25 > 0:01:26'90s music.

0:01:26 > 0:01:282000s.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31You know it's not a music quiz, right?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33It will be when we start pressing that.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Good luck. You will be facing, tonight, on my left...

0:01:36 > 0:01:38John Dorney, a writer and actor

0:01:38 > 0:01:41who enjoys swimming and fantasy role-play,

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Stuart Wildig -

0:01:43 > 0:01:45an English graduate and IT professional

0:01:45 > 0:01:48who enjoys analysing television ratings

0:01:48 > 0:01:50and is learning to play the ukulele,

0:01:50 > 0:01:53and their captain - Giles Sparrow

0:01:53 > 0:01:55a science writer and editor

0:01:55 > 0:01:57who's written a book about planets that don't exist,

0:01:57 > 0:02:00and was once prevented from boarding a nuclear submarine.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02All fans of Doctor Who -

0:02:02 > 0:02:04they are the Gallifreyans.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06How did your team meet?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09We all know each other through the largest online

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Doctor Who forum, but we only actually got together

0:02:12 > 0:02:15and met for the first time on the day of the auditions.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19So did you trawl the Doctor Who forum for an Only Connect team?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23We have our own Only Connect forum, or sub-forum, discussing it.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- That is my kind of community! - THEY CHUCKLE

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Good luck.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30I will be asking the teams to try and find

0:02:30 > 0:02:32the hidden connections between

0:02:32 > 0:02:33four apparently random clues.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Gallifreyans, you won the toss, you'll go first.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Eye of Horus, please.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44OK. You will be able to see a maximum of four clues,

0:02:44 > 0:02:47but if you come in early you can get more points.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48The first clue is coming up...

0:02:48 > 0:02:50now.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- That's the Silent Spring.- What? - The Silent Spring.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Is it worth punting on "seasons"?

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Erm... Could be, but it's not...

0:03:00 > 0:03:02It's not a sequence, is it?

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Shall we take another?

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Another one just to make...

0:03:05 > 0:03:07- But it could still be.- It could be. - Could be.- Next.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- I don't know.- Could be winter?

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Winter? Shall we take a punt on...

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Yeah, might as well. - BELL

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Is it seasons?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21I like to see you coming in with a gamble,

0:03:21 > 0:03:22but I'm afraid that's not the answer.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25So I'll show all four clues to the Wandering Minstrels -

0:03:25 > 0:03:28you've the chance for a bonus point.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I can't give you long.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32CSI...?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35What's your answer?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38They've all got "crime" in the title.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- And what you think those titles are? - Erm...

0:03:45 > 0:03:47A Christmas Crime, perhaps.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50I'm afraid, as it happens, none of them has "crime" in the title.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53You went off down the right track, though, Gallifreyans.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55It is Silent Spring, the first clue.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59The next one, the Franz Gruber carol - Silent Night.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02The forensic pathology series would be Silent Witness.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05And that last one denotes a silent letter.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06So no bonus point, Minstrels,

0:04:06 > 0:04:08but you may choose your own question.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Twisted Flax, please.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13What links these clues?

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Here's the first.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Next, please.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Tumbler...

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Equipment for making cocktails?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Can it be for a tumble dryer?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Shall I go for the next one?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Yes.- Yeah.- Next one, please.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35They aren't all fairground rides?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Oh, erm, I don't know.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Grindr is a mobile phone app, of course,

0:04:41 > 0:04:43but I don't suppose the others are.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Next one, please.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oh, no, perhaps they... Of course!

0:04:49 > 0:04:50BELL

0:04:50 > 0:04:53They're all websites,

0:04:53 > 0:04:55but with an E between two consonants

0:04:55 > 0:04:59that form the end of their name.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02They're all internet brands, that's right, if you take out the E.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Flickr would be for photo-sharing,

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Tumblr is a sort of blogging platform,

0:05:07 > 0:05:09and Grindr and Blendr, I believe, are for,

0:05:09 > 0:05:11let's say, making new friends.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Is there much dating through the Doctor Who forum?

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Yes.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16- Is there?- Is there?!

0:05:16 > 0:05:19You said that very enthusiastically!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21There's Doctor Who babies from the forum.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Aww...! Love among the Whovians!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26That's a happy story. Excellent.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Will you fall in love with your next question, Gallifreyans?

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Which is it to be? - Horned Viper, please?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35The Horned Viper. What is the connection between these clues?

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Here's the first.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41That's EastEnders.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Is it Carry On, though? Barbara Windsor.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45- Yeah, it could be. - Shall we carry on?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Might as well.- Next, please.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Darrin Stephens... Ah!

0:05:50 > 0:05:53It's where there's different actor played it later on.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56A second, replacement actor. Darrin Stephens is from Bewitched.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Of course. OK. BELL

0:05:58 > 0:05:59OK. I'll let John say it.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02They were played by more than one actor.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03That's right.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05The original actor was famously replaced,

0:06:05 > 0:06:08more famously in the case of Darrin Stephens from Bewitched.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Peggy Mitchell - famously, Barbara Windsor - there was originally

0:06:11 > 0:06:14a different actor you didn't need to see. Kristine Kochanski.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Where's she from?- Red Dwarf.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18And Miss Ellie, of course,

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Barbara Bel Geddes is replaced by Donna Reed

0:06:20 > 0:06:21to the shock of viewers.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Yes, all characters

0:06:23 > 0:06:25who are played by different people.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Well done. Back to you Minstrels for a choice.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Two Reeds, please.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32What is the connection between these clues?

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Here is the first.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36OK, Apple.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Next, please.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Marcus Garvey...? Know who he is?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45He didn't take over from Steve... No.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Not heard of him, no.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48It's not a sequence, either, so...

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Is he head of a fruit-based company?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Could be. Next, please.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55I don't know.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Heads of fruit-based...? Fourth one?

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Fourth one, please.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Are these false names?

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Are they pseudonyms? - Yeah...- Are they?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Well, Mark Twain certainly is.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Three seconds.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13BELL

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Erm, they're not their birth names.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19That does not apply to all the clues, I'm afraid.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20So Gallifreyans, a bonus chance.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Stuart?

0:07:22 > 0:07:24They all had premature obituaries.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27They were all the subject of premature obituaries. That's right.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Mark Twain was the one who people say said,

0:07:30 > 0:07:32"Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated," -

0:07:32 > 0:07:34a slight misquotation.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35But, yes, obituaries of all of them

0:07:35 > 0:07:36were published early.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Marcus Garvey had suffered a stroke

0:07:38 > 0:07:40and it was reported that

0:07:40 > 0:07:41he'd died from it,

0:07:41 > 0:07:43and apparently reading that,

0:07:43 > 0:07:46brought on the second, fatal stroke.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Dave Swarbrick.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Do you know who he is?- No.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Sounds like he should be in a band, but...

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Yes, that's right, a band.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55He was a violinist in Fairport Convention

0:07:55 > 0:07:57and he said in response to the news

0:07:57 > 0:08:01of his premature obituary that,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04"It's not the first time I've died in Coventry."

0:08:04 > 0:08:07All subjects of premature obituaries.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09So, well done for the bonus and your choice.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Lion, please.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Lion.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14The music question.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Right, what is the connection between these.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20You'll be shouting "next" when you want to hear the next clue.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22They all have something in common. What is it?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Time starts now.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26STAGE MUSICAL STYLE # I have to watch the river

0:08:26 > 0:08:28# To see that it doesn't stop

0:08:28 > 0:08:30# And stick around the rosebuds

0:08:30 > 0:08:32# So they'll know when to pop...

0:08:32 > 0:08:34# Better keep the crickets cheerful...#

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Next.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39ROCK MUSIC PLAYS # I don't mind... #

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Oh, it's Oasis.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Erm...

0:08:42 > 0:08:45# ..Stars that shine... #

0:08:45 > 0:08:47INDISTINCT SPEECH

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Shall we move on?- Next.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:51 > 0:08:53"Wouldn't it be nice..."

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Erm...

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Erm...

0:08:56 > 0:08:58- # Oh, wouldn't it be nice... # - Oh! Erm... This is the Small Faces!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Try another one.- What is it? - Next!- Three seconds.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS # Today I don't feel like... #

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- BELL - (Lazy.)

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Is it, well...

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Ah... Laziness?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13You don't seem happy with that answer,

0:09:13 > 0:09:14but it's correct!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16They're the songs about being lazy!

0:09:16 > 0:09:17We heard Busy Doing Nothing from

0:09:17 > 0:09:20A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22The Importance Of Being Idle - that was an Oasis song.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Lazy Sunday, and the The Lazy Song.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Bit late for you guys or would you have got it?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30- We would, unfortunately. - You would, unlucky.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32You didn't get that question,

0:09:32 > 0:09:34but you will get the last question of the round.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37That's water. I imagine these are going to be picture clues

0:09:37 > 0:09:40cos we haven't seen those yet. What connects the pictures?

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Here's the first.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- A possum.- Is it? OK.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Next, please.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52It's a boxer. Does anyone recognise him?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- No, no.- No idea.- Next, please.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01A ballerina.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Tutu. Possum.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Is it a dancing possum?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08I don't know.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Can we have the next, please?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14That's Sugarloaf. Sugarloaf Mountain.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Sugar.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20The answer is sugar.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23You recognised Sugarloaf Mountain in Rio de Janeiro,

0:10:23 > 0:10:25the Sugar Plum Fairy. Who do you think the boxer is?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Isn't it Sugar Ray Robinson or something like that?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Sugar Ray Leonard.- Oh, well. - That is a possum in the first one,

0:10:30 > 0:10:34but it's a specific little fellow called the sugar glider.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Oh.- Sugar is the connection. Well done.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38So at the end of round one,

0:10:38 > 0:10:42the Wandering Minstrels have 2 points, the Gallifreyans have 5.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Round two is about sequences.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48There are still four connected clues,

0:10:48 > 0:10:50but the teams may see a maximum of three of them

0:10:50 > 0:10:54because I want to know what would come fourth in the sequence.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58Gallifreyans, you'll be going first again. Please choose a hieroglyph.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Eye of Horus, again please.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02OK, you'll be seeing the first of a series.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05What would you expect to come fourth?

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Your time starts now.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Anything.- No, idea.- Next, please.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Angola.

0:11:16 > 0:11:21- Geography is not my strong point.- Nothing's creeping out.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Next.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Mozambique.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Is it...?

0:11:28 > 0:11:33- They all speak Portuguese, don't they?- Could be.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Could be Brazil.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Yeah, go for it.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39BELL

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Is it Brazil?

0:11:41 > 0:11:42The answer is first Brazil.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44For what reason?

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Because it's countries where they speak Portuguese

0:11:47 > 0:11:49- in the largest numbers. - That's right.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50They're Lusophone countries.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53They all have the same official language, in this case Portuguese,

0:11:53 > 0:11:57and the country where they have the most Portuguese speakers is Brazil.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Well done.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Minstrels, what would you like?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- The lion, please.- OK.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05What will be the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08A1 - R.

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Next, please.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14B1 - N.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Right.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- It could stand for countries, it could stand for people.- People.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26It's a sequence.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- Shall we just go to the third?- Yeah.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Next one, please.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33C1 - B. Well, it's going to be...

0:12:33 > 0:12:36R... Oh, are they colours? I don't know.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Working out the definition of colours.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Three seconds.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46BELL

0:12:46 > 0:12:47- D1 - Y.- Not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Gallifreyans, do you want to go for a bonus?

0:12:51 > 0:12:57- It's chess. D1, which is the one on the left.- K?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Yeah, K.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03I'm afraid it is D1 - Q.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04THEY GROAN

0:13:04 > 0:13:05It is the setup of a chess board.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09In the d1 square is the queen, denoted by a Q.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12K would be king, so b1 - N, what's that?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Knight, because it clashes with... - It's a knight.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19The K is already taken, so we say N for knight.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21But no bonus point, although you were close.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Which question would you like?

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Twisted Flax, please.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27The Twisted Flax. What will be the fourth in this sequence?

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Here's the first.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Jack Lemmon and Whoopi Goldberg. - Jack Lemmon and Whoopi Goldberg.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Were they in anything together?

0:13:34 > 0:13:37I don't think they're in anything together. It could be actors...

0:13:37 > 0:13:38Nominations.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Next, please.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Johnny Carson.- Johnny Carson. - Ah, number of hosts.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Number of times they've hosted the Oscars.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Billy Crystal or Bob Hope.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Next.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57- Next, please.- Bob Hope.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58BUZZER

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Bob Hope.- The answer is Bob Hope.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04As you identified impressively early, these are Oscar hosts

0:14:04 > 0:14:07in order of the number of times they've hosted the ceremony.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09How many times do you think Bob Hope hosted the Oscars?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11All of them, mainly.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13LAUGHTER 20?

0:14:13 > 0:14:1618. 18 times, he hosted it.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Back to you, Minstrels, for a choice.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20- The Two Reeds, please.- OK.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22These are going to be picture clues.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26What would you expect to see in the fourth picture? Here's the first.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30That's Florence.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Next, please.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34A rose.

0:14:36 > 0:14:41Must be Shakespeare. The Name Of The Rose.

0:14:43 > 0:14:44Shall we go for the next one?

0:14:44 > 0:14:45Yeah.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Next one, please.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Florence Rose Endellion. It's Cameron.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Cameron's daughter.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59Cameron's daughter. Daughter that was born in St Endellion.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00BUZZER

0:15:00 > 0:15:02You'd expect to see a Cameron.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04- A Cameron.- So, for example,

0:15:04 > 0:15:06- the Cameron Highlanders.- Excellent.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Or, for example, Cameron Mackintosh.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Yes, anything denoting Cameron.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Why would that be?

0:15:11 > 0:15:15It's his daughter, who was born during the election campaign.

0:15:15 > 0:15:19It is the daughter of David Cameron, Florence Rose Endellion Cameron.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Why is Endellion the clue, why might you get it from that?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25She was born there, so they chose to name it after her.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27That's right. It was in the news that Mrs Cameron

0:15:27 > 0:15:30went into labour early, when they were on holiday in Cornwall,

0:15:30 > 0:15:33and they were so grateful to the local NHS hospital that they

0:15:33 > 0:15:36named their daughter after a nearby village.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Gallifreyans, your turn for a choice.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40- Water, please.- Water, OK.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42What will be the fourth in this sequence?

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Here's the first.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Five, Eggheads. Well, that's the amount of people on the team.

0:15:48 > 0:15:49Five members. Go for the next one,

0:15:49 > 0:15:52cos we don't know what way the sequence is going.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54That's true, next please.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56- So it's a team of two.- Pointless?

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Yes, Pointless has teams of two, doesn't it? I think so.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Yes, it does.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Two - Pointless.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Two - Pointless is precisely what we were looking for.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08I would have taken other things apart from Pointless,

0:16:08 > 0:16:10but what would I want to hear?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12The number of people on the team.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13That's exactly right.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16They are quiz shows with decreasing numbers of people on a team.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Some kind of show in which there are two people on a team,

0:16:19 > 0:16:21for example Pointless, would be the answer. Well done.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Wandering Minstrels, there is one question remaining,

0:16:25 > 0:16:27the Horned Viper, that will be yours.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29You've probably worked out by now

0:16:29 > 0:16:32that I want to know what might come fourth in the sequence.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Here's the first one.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Subdominant. Is that musical?

0:16:39 > 0:16:40Next, please.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- It's to do with chords. - Chords, isn't it?- Yes.

0:16:45 > 0:16:50Subdominant, mediant... So the final would be dominant.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Shall we ask to see the third just to make sure dominant doesn't come up?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55- Yes.- The next, please.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Supertonic.- Dominant chord, is that what it's called?

0:16:59 > 0:17:02I don't know, I just recognise the terms.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Is it dominant?

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Primary?

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Dominant.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Not the answer, I'm afraid. There's a bonus chance for the Gallifreyans.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- Tonic.- The answer is tonic. Why is that?

0:17:19 > 0:17:23Because they're all things to do with musical chords.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26I don't think any of us know anything more than that, really.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27They're not actually chords.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30I'm surprised you didn't get this, actually, on your side.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32It's the notes of the diatonic scale,

0:17:32 > 0:17:34but the trick is, we're going backwards

0:17:34 > 0:17:36so that the first note in a diatonic scale would be tonic,

0:17:36 > 0:17:39then supertonic, then mediant and the fourth would be subdominant.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41We're going backwards.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Do you know what I mean by a diatonic scale?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45- Oh, yes.- I can pretend I do.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47I have no idea at all.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51It's like doh-ray-me would be a diatonic scale.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52Who's the main singer on your team?

0:17:52 > 0:17:55We're not really singers.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Musical ability has nothing to do with Gilbert and Sullivan.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00LAUGHTER

0:18:00 > 0:18:01Can none of you sing?

0:18:01 > 0:18:04- We can and we have been made to. - We have sung.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05But we're not singers.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09It's mainly a capacity for heroic quantities of gin that...

0:18:09 > 0:18:10LAUGHTER

0:18:10 > 0:18:12- JOHN:- You should have got tonic, still, regardless.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Quite, quite.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16So, at the end of round two,

0:18:16 > 0:18:19the Wandering Minstrels have 4 points,

0:18:19 > 0:18:21the Gallifreyans have 13.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Round three is the connecting wall.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27There are still four groups of connected clues,

0:18:27 > 0:18:29but this time they're all mashed up together -

0:18:29 > 0:18:3316 clues that the teams have to sort into the four connected groups.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36There are red herrings that may fall into more than one category,

0:18:36 > 0:18:38but there's only one perfect solution.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Minstrels, you'll be wandering in first this time.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44You have the choice - Lion or Water.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45- Lion, please.- OK.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49You have two-and-a-half minutes to solve the Lion wall, starting now.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Right.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00So, OK, dictionaries, Macquarie, Webster's, Oxford, Collins.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Pigs. Male chauvinist, Percy... - Good.

0:19:04 > 0:19:08OK, and old money. Florin, crown. OK, fine. Let's go for old money first.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Halfpenny, crown, florin, guinea.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Let's try it without crown.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Let's try it without florin.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Let's try it without guinea.

0:19:22 > 0:19:23Guinea is a pig.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25We've got dictionaries and pigs.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Ignore the pigs for a bit. Chambers is a dictionary, isn't it?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30So which one should that leave us with?

0:19:32 > 0:19:36Clancy, Judd, Percy, Gough.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Collins might be...

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Percy...

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Tom Clancy?- Yes, I was wondering about Tom Clancy.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50But Gough is a cricketer, isn't he?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Guinea is a country, but there's no other countries there.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Judd sounds like a cricketer.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Shall we try and get the pigs?

0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Male chauvinist, Percy, guinea... - Webster's.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Stuck pig.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Three strikes and you're out now.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Chambers, Macquarie, Collins, Oxford, Webster's.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Five possible dictionaries.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21- What's the other group? - I don't know, they're all names.

0:20:21 > 0:20:26Clancy, Gough, Judd, and then Macquarie, Collins or Chambers.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30- Chambers was a cricketer as well. - Shall we try the cricketers?

0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Yes.- Judd, Gough, Chambers, Clancy.

0:20:32 > 0:20:33You solved the wall. Very well done.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36That's four points immediately for the groups.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38I'll give you more points for the connections.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42The top group - halfpenny, or ha'penny, crown, farthing, florin.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43It's all old money.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46That's right, former coins of the realm.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Next group, stuck, Percy, male chauvinist, guinea.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53- They can all proceed pig.- They can all be followed by the word pig.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57Clancy, Judd, Gough, Chambers.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00- They're cricketers. - Well, no, they're not.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Darren Gough is a cricketer, but he is in that group

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- in his role as a winner of Strictly Come Dancing.- Ah.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10As is Abbey Clancy, Tom Chambers, the actor,

0:21:10 > 0:21:14and Harry Judd, a drummer from McFly.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Winners of Strictly.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20- The last group, Webster's, Collins, Oxford, Macquarie.- Dictionaries.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23That's right. You get four points for finding the groups,

0:21:23 > 0:21:26three points for the connections, that is a total of seven.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29The TARDIS has landed, the Gallifreyans are leaping out

0:21:29 > 0:21:32in an eager quest for their own connecting wall.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Don't worry, we've got one.

0:21:33 > 0:21:3616 fresh clues all jumbled up need sorting back out

0:21:36 > 0:21:37in the exact same way.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41You're going to get the Water Wall because Lion's been taken.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44You have two-and-a-half minutes to solve it, starting now.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Rainbow...

0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Button Moon, obviously, rainbow.- Pipkins.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54- Number 73. - Number 73 was one as well.

0:21:54 > 0:21:59- Do you want to work those? - Yeah, I'll work through them.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Thunder Bay, that is... - Kitchener. General...

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Racing drivers. Hunt, Hill, Hamilton, Button.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10If we keep those for the time being.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Generals. Kitchener.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Thunder Bay, what's Thunder Bay?

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Odds. Odds on? Odds, what is odds?

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Are we missing anything in the words?

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Is there something in the words?

0:22:26 > 0:22:30Kitchener, Hawthorn. Thorn.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35Oh, Canada. Toronto, Ottawa, Thunder Bay might be in there.

0:22:35 > 0:22:36Hamilton maybe?

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Could be.- What were the other ones we were thinking?- Racing drivers.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43Shall we try Canada?

0:22:43 > 0:22:48- Thunder Bay, Toronto, Ottawa and... - Hamilton, I think.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50- No.- OK, how about...? - Hawthorn, perhaps?

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Shall we try it with Kitchener?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Thunder Bay, Toronto, Ottawa...

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Oh, of course, we need Hamilton for the other...

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Three strikes and you're out now.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03So if we have Hamilton, Hunt, Hill and Button,

0:23:03 > 0:23:05that leaves Moon, Hawthorn, Odds and Rainbow.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Hawthorn.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Bow. Moon.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Go through the ones that we think... - Button, Hill...

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Hamilton and Hunt.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Don't touch those.

0:23:22 > 0:23:27- So it's Rainbow, odds... - Moon and Hawthorn.- Bush? Moon bush?

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Odds. Odds!

0:23:31 > 0:23:33What kind of odds, there's got to be something with odds.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36End of the rainbow...end of moon cycle?

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Things that go through cycles, ways of remembering them.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Short odds, long odds.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47You've got 30 seconds.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49They've got words within them. Moon.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50Rainbow... Odds doesn't.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52We're not necessarily certain of the racing drivers.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- Shall we try and do that? - Yeah, might as well.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59No, don't hit randomly. Maybe these.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Button, Hill, Hamilton, Hawthorn, would he be one?

0:24:03 > 0:24:08- Button, Hill, Hamilton, Moon.- No, no, no, we've tried.- No, we tried Hunt.

0:24:09 > 0:24:10Five seconds.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Go for it.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15No, that's not it. Your three strikes are out. The time is up.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18But you found two groups, you'll get two points for that.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19I'll give you more for the connections.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23Button Moon, Pipkins, Magpie, Number 73.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Children programmes, ITV.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27That's it, they're all ITV children's programmes.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Next group, Thunder Bay, Ottawa, Toronto, Kitchener.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Places in Canada.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35I'd really like to hear something else.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39Is it lakes in Canada? Provinces, perhaps.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Because it's your opening heat, I'm going to take places in Canada,

0:24:42 > 0:24:44but if you get deeper into the competition,

0:24:44 > 0:24:46you'll have to be more specific than that.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50They are all in Ontario, but they are in Canada, so I'll accept it.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52You can still get points for connections in the groups

0:24:52 > 0:24:54you didn't find, so let's resolve the wall.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59There you go - Button, Hunt, Hamilton, Hawthorn.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Formula 1 racing drivers.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03That's right. They're British Formula 1 champions.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06You didn't know Mike Hawthorn, the first British Formula 1 champion.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09And the last one, Rainbow, Moon, Odds, Hill.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12- They're all things you can be over. - That's it.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14The expressions over the rainbow, over the moon, over the odds

0:25:14 > 0:25:16and over the hill.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18So you found two groups, that's two points,

0:25:18 > 0:25:21and you get four points for the connections. That is a total of six.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25Let's have a look at the scores going into the final round.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29The Wandering Minstrels have 11 points, the Gallifreyans have 19.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Round four is the missing vowels round.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35We've taken well-known names, phrases or sayings,

0:25:35 > 0:25:38we've taken out the vowels and squidged up the consonants.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42The teams have to decipher what those hidden clues are.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44They will still come in connected batches of four,

0:25:44 > 0:25:47but this time I'm going to tell the teams upfront

0:25:47 > 0:25:48what the connections are.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50This time, teams, if you get something wrong,

0:25:50 > 0:25:53even one letter, I'll be taking a point away.

0:25:53 > 0:25:58So be careful. Fingers on buzzers, the first group are all...

0:26:03 > 0:26:05- BELL - Gallifreyans.- Attic.- Correct.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Tricky one. An urn.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15- BELL - No, too late, an urn.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Next clue.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23- Minstrels?- An external hard drive.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25I'm afraid I can't give you the point. Gallifreyans?

0:26:25 > 0:26:26External hard drive.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28That's right, there's no N for "an", I'm afraid.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Next clue.

0:26:33 > 0:26:34- BELL - Gallifreyans?

0:26:34 > 0:26:37- Big yellow self storage.- Correct.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Next category...

0:26:41 > 0:26:43- BELL - Minstrels?- Hairspray.- Correct.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48- BELL - Gallifreyans?

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Chorus... A Chorus Line.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52I have to take your first answer, you don't get the point.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55- Minstrels?- A Chorus Line. - A Chorus Line is the correct title.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Next clue.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59- BELL - Gallifreyans?- Evita.- Correct.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04- BELL - Gallifreyans?

0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Jerry Springer - The Opera.- Correct.

0:27:06 > 0:27:07Next category...

0:27:15 > 0:27:17- BELL - Gallifreyans?

0:27:17 > 0:27:18- Ted Lowe and Snooker.- Well done.

0:27:24 > 0:27:25- BELL - Gallifreyans?

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Eddie Waring and rugby league.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29That's right.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39I mean, I could give you a fortnight for this one.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42Alan Weeks and ice skating.

0:27:42 > 0:27:43Next clue.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49- BELL - Gallifreyans?

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Raymond Brooks-Ward and show jumping.

0:27:51 > 0:27:55Well done. Next category. They're characters in Cheers.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00END-OF-ROUND JINGLE

0:28:00 > 0:28:01No time for another category

0:28:01 > 0:28:03because that sound means it's the end of the quiz,

0:28:03 > 0:28:05and looking at the final scores,

0:28:05 > 0:28:07after getting a little bit unlucky,

0:28:07 > 0:28:10finishing an honourable second with 12 points,

0:28:10 > 0:28:12it's the Wandering Minstrels.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15But the winners, with 26 points,

0:28:15 > 0:28:17it's the Gallifreyans.

0:28:17 > 0:28:18Well done to you, Gallifreyans,

0:28:18 > 0:28:20you're straight through to the next round.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Wandering Minstrels, you don't go home, you get a sub next round,

0:28:23 > 0:28:25through which you can go through to the next round.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28I don't really understand the system,

0:28:28 > 0:28:31but the point is, sooner or later, you will all be coming back here.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33I use the word "here" very happily, because I'm glad to say

0:28:33 > 0:28:36although we've changed channels, we have not changed venues.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39We are still making Only Connect in beautiful Cardiff,

0:28:39 > 0:28:43staying true to our principles of cheap studio rates. Goodbye.