0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello, and welcome to Only Connect,
0:00:23 > 0:00:26the quiz where contestants have to find hidden connections
0:00:26 > 0:00:28between clues so random and incongruent
0:00:28 > 0:00:31they could be the ingredients of a Findus lasagne.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Obviously, the ingredients of a Findus lasagne
0:00:33 > 0:00:36aren't random and incongruent. It's all horse.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39It's not all horse, I'm sure our lawyers would like me to point out.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40That was a long time ago.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43The procedures have changed. It was never all horse.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46The ingredients of a Findus lasagne are exactly as they should be.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49So if you want to eat one, giddy-up!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Tonight's teams are, on my right...
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Richard Bradley,
0:00:53 > 0:00:55a software engineer with a degree in maths,
0:00:55 > 0:00:58who has reverse-engineered a PlayStation game
0:00:58 > 0:00:59to add extra levels.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Zoe Cunningham, a managing director
0:01:02 > 0:01:04and competitive backgammon player,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07who was once falsely accused of appearing in a film
0:01:07 > 0:01:09with Katie Holmes.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11And their captain, David Simons,
0:01:11 > 0:01:14a software consultant and fitness enthusiast,
0:01:14 > 0:01:17who has sprinted through London Zoo naked, painted as a tiger.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21United by a passion for programming, they are the Coders.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25How does a career in coding help a team prepare for Only Connect?
0:01:25 > 0:01:26So, a lot of the work that we do
0:01:26 > 0:01:29involves picking up vague requirements from our customers,
0:01:29 > 0:01:32trying to find patterns and common themes with them,
0:01:32 > 0:01:35and making it so simple a computer could do it.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37So, hopefully, that will put us in good stead for tonight.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40You are facing, on my left...
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Filip Drnovsek Zorko, a Cambridge University student,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47who is followed on Twitter by the President of Slovenia.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49James Robson, a trainee teacher
0:01:49 > 0:01:53who can read up to 1,000 pages of text in six hours.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55And their captain, Frederic Heath-Renn,
0:01:55 > 0:01:58a cryptic crossword enthusiast who has played ping-pong
0:01:58 > 0:02:01in a salt mine and once saw a spoon used by Lenin.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05United by a gift for gaming, they are the Gamesmasters.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09So, Frederic, your team favours the more recreational side of gaming.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13How does playing computer games help you prepare you for this quiz?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Well, we feel that Only Connect is a lot like a computer game
0:02:16 > 0:02:19because there's a lot of puzzles, and if you don't solve them in time,
0:02:19 > 0:02:22monsters come out of the floor and kill you.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Like a computer game... Let's see if it is.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27We can't find out without playing the quiz.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Let's start with Round One.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31What is the connection between four apparently random clues?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Coders, you won the toss. You're going first.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36So, David, which hieroglyph would you like?
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Can we have the Two Reeds, please?
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Two Reeds will be the first question of this particular quiz.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45The first clue is coming in now.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Doctor... All kinds of doctors. - Doctor Who.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Next, please.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54There was a children's card game...
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Oh, yeah, yeah.- Just like...
0:02:57 > 0:02:59There's also been shows of Doctors and Neighbours.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Soaps.- I think we should go... - Next, please.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Friends.- There we go.- So they are...
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- They're shows. When pluralised, they make TV shows.- Yeah, OK.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09BELL
0:03:09 > 0:03:12When pluralised, they make TV shows.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15You didn't need the last clue. Spook.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17You can add an S to make a TV show.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Coming in after three clues, you get two points.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Gamesmasters, your choice. - Twisted Flax, please.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26More properly known as the "wick of twisted flax".
0:03:26 > 0:03:28What is the connection between these clues?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Here is the first.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33- Next.- Next.
0:03:35 > 0:03:40Is there some sport in which you can score 155?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42300 is the maximum score in bowling,
0:03:42 > 0:03:44but that's completely... Want to try next?
0:03:44 > 0:03:45I think so. Next.
0:03:48 > 0:03:4927 up, 27 down.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- OK...- I've no idea.- No.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Could it be scores?- Just next...
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Next, please.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- Yes.- Oh, that's darts.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- That is darts.- It's the amount of...
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- the thing you want to get in a game.- Aren't they...?
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Press. BELL
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Three seconds.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Are they the best possible results in sports?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Yes, I'll accept that answer.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17They are known as perfect games. The third one isn't
0:04:17 > 0:04:19exactly a result. What are we looking at?
0:04:19 > 0:04:23501 in 9 is darts.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25300 is a perfect game of bowling.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27300 would be 12 strikes in tenpin bowling, yeah.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Um, 155...
0:04:30 > 0:04:31- It's not...- Snooker or some...
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Snooker is 147. I think there is a break in snooker
0:04:34 > 0:04:37where you can theoretically get bonus points for something.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40In snooker, it would be a 147 break if, just before that,
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- your opponent had fouled.- Yes.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43And that third one,
0:04:43 > 0:04:45do you know what that is? 27 up, 27 down?
0:04:45 > 0:04:46I don't think I do.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Professional stair climbers!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50It's baseball.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52It's when three batters are out in each of nine innings
0:04:52 > 0:04:54and none of them have reached first base,
0:04:54 > 0:04:58then the pitchers have had a perfect game.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00So, highest possible scores or perfect games
0:05:00 > 0:05:02is the answer for one point.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Coders, your turn
0:05:03 > 0:05:04to choose a question.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Can we have the Lion question, please?- You certainly may.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- CHIME - Oh, the music question.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10You may be sorry you asked.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12OK, you'll be hearing these clues.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Something connects them. I want to know what.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16The time starts now.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19# My friends don't come around me... #
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Some kind of jazz.- Do you know it?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- # Because I've been so blind... # - Do you think you'll get it? Next.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26# Just hold me close... #
0:05:26 > 0:05:31This is... This is one of these that everyone knows.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Coldplay?- I don't know.- Take That?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Oh, yeah, it is.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37# Cos I... #
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Shine. Next, please.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42# I don't ever want to feel like I... #
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Red Hot Chili Peppers,
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Under The Bridge.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46# Take me to the place... #
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Next, please.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51# I want to roll with him, a hard pair we will be... #
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Card games.- Yeah. - BELL
0:05:53 > 0:05:56They all contain card games in their title.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57The answer is
0:05:57 > 0:05:59card games in the name. What did we hear?
0:05:59 > 0:06:00So, Under The Bridge.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Fantastic. Under The Bridge by...?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Red Hot Chili Peppers.- Mm-hm.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Poker Face by Lady Gaga.- Yeah.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09We thought we heard Shine, but probably not.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- What, Take That?- Yeah.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Patience was the Take That track.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14And did you not know the first one?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- No.- Did you know it over there?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- No.- Ray Charles - Blackjack.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21But they all contain the names of card games. Very well done.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23That's a point for you. Back to the Gamesmasters
0:06:23 > 0:06:25for a choice.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Horned Viper.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27The Horned Viper.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30These are picture clues. What is the connection between them?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Here's the first.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37The Little Match Girl.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Next.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43I don't recognise that, I'm afraid.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Next.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Um, it's definitely a band. I don't know who.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Next.- Next.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- That's the people from Little Britain.- It is.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00What are their names? The names of those characters?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Um... I'm not getting...
0:07:02 > 0:07:04It's a girl band.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- What girl bands are there? - All Saints.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- I don't think it's All Saints. - Three seconds.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10BELL
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Are they all found on the Tube map?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16They are not all found on the Tube map.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17That is a nice quizzy sort of guess.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I suppose they might have been, but no.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Coders, the chance of a bonus point.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Um, they are called Florence.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- One of them is called Florence. - Or have members called Florence.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28No.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Florence in the last clue would be one of the characters
0:07:31 > 0:07:33in Little Britain.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35But, no. You recognised Little Britain.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38The first image is from the frontispiece
0:07:38 > 0:07:41of the 1857 edition of Charles Dickens's Little Dorrit.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Second one, Jane Horrocks as the title character
0:07:44 > 0:07:46in the film Little Voice.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Do you want to have a go at who the girl band might be now?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Little Mix.- Little Mix.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Little Dorrit, Little Voice, Little Mix, and Little Britain,
0:07:52 > 0:07:55all known as "little" something.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59No points are there. Coders, you have the last choice of the round.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00- Water please.- Water, OK.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03What is the connection between these clues?
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Here's the first.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Little Yellow God...- Isn't it a poem
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- about Timbuktu or something?- OK.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Next, please.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Faces. The jacks have different eyes.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Yeah. I've got a funny feeling that... And different weapons.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24I think one of them has a beard. Next, please.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- Mascots for the Olympics. - They have funny eyes, don't they?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34- Oh!- They've got one eye. They've only got one eye.- Yeah. I'd go with that.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36BELL
0:08:36 > 0:08:39They only have one eye.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40They only have, or had, one eye.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43You didn't need to see the last giveaway clue. A darning needle.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45What can you tell me
0:08:45 > 0:08:46about what you're looking at?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Wenlock and Mandeville were the mascots
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- for the 2012 Olympic and Paralympic games.- That's right.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54The jack of hearts has one eye.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Right. Which other jack has one eye?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57- The other red one.- It's not.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00It's the jack of spades. It's the major suits,
0:09:00 > 0:09:03the one-eyed jacks that sometimes people use as wild cards.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04And what about that first one?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07I think it's in a poem, an old Victorian poem
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- about Timbuktu. I can't remember the name.- Kathmandu.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12"There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu."
0:09:12 > 0:09:15It's a 1911 poem by J Milton Hayes,
0:09:15 > 0:09:17sometimes misattributed to Kipling,
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- but actually it's rather a parody of Kipling.- Right.- Very well done.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22You get two points again.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23And, Gamesmasters,
0:09:23 > 0:09:27the last question of the round, the Eye of Horus.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Only one eye. What is the connection between these clues?
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Here's the first.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36It's The Frog Chorus by Paul McCartney and Wings. Er...
0:09:36 > 0:09:37- Next.- Next.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Er, oh, frogs,
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- because that's what the frogs say in The Frogs.- Yeah.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44BELL RINGS
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Frogs.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Coming in after two clues, you get three points.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49They are all said by frogs.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51We All Stand Together,
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Didn't need to see It's Not Easy Bein' Green, old Kermit,
0:09:55 > 0:09:57and the traditional Ribbit.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58But you noticed it at the second clue.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- What's that?- Erm, it's what...
0:10:00 > 0:10:02It's the onomatopoeia for what
0:10:02 > 0:10:04frogs say in Frogs by Aristophanes.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06That's right. Brekekekex koax koax,
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Aristophanes' The Frogs. Well done.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10At the end of Round One,
0:10:10 > 0:10:12the Gamesmasters have four points,
0:10:12 > 0:10:14the Coders have five.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Round Two is the Sequences Round.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21There are still four clues and a connection between them,
0:10:21 > 0:10:23but they come sequentially, and the fourth clue is
0:10:23 > 0:10:27hidden from the contestants because I want to know what it is.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Coders, you'll be going first this time.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Can I have the Eye of Horus please? - Yes, you can.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I would like to know what comes fourth
0:10:36 > 0:10:38in this sequence. Here's the first.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Galaxy.- So it could be... - Chocolate!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43The size of things?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Next please.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- OK.- Universe. - So after galaxy, universe,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50the obvious thing would be multiverse or something.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52They're getting bigger, yeah.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Or it could be some kind of pop culture use of these.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- I was going to say, it's not just sizes...- Next please.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Everything for all time?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- What's bigger than everything? - Unless it's, erm...
0:11:06 > 0:11:08You could say multiverse, but...
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Don't recognise this. I've got a funny feeling it's going to be
0:11:12 > 0:11:14some pop culture reference to something.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- Yeah.- I think it is.- Three seconds. - BELL RINGS
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Multiverse.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Not the answer. That would be nice.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22That's the kind of thing when you're a child you put as your address,
0:11:22 > 0:11:24keep adding things. Multiverse you might get to.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26But that's not a proper sequence by our standards.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Gamesmasters, you've got the chance of a bonus point.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30We think it's fish.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32The answer is fish, and why is that?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35They're the last words in the titles of books from
0:11:35 > 0:11:37The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy series.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40That's right, they're the first four books in Douglas Adams' trilogy,
0:11:40 > 0:11:44the last words in the titles, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy,
0:11:44 > 0:11:45The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe,
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Life, The Universe And Everything,
0:11:47 > 0:11:50and then it would be So Long And Thanks For All The Fish.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51It's actually a five-part trilogy.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- D'you know what the fifth book's called?- Mostly Harmless.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56And then there's the one written by Eoin Colfer
0:11:56 > 0:11:57which is And Another Thing.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00That's right, a sixth book written by somebody else after
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Douglas Adams died. Well done, you get the bonus point.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Which hieroglyph would you like next?- Two reeds please.- Two reeds.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08What would be the fourth in this sequence?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Here's the first.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14THEY CONFER QUIETLY
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Next.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22- George Caff?- George Best? - Well, it could be, couldn't it?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- D'you want to go next?- I don't think we're getting anything from it.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Is it a sound of the words one? Cos caff... Next.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Next.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32THEY CONFER QUIETLY
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Erm, er, it's, L-O-O-N, Loon,
0:12:36 > 0:12:38because it's Belfast, Cardiff, Edinburgh,
0:12:38 > 0:12:41so it'd be Loon, is that right?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Without the middle letters.- Yeah. - BELL RINGS
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Loon.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47The answer is Loon, and why is that?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50They're the four capitals of the United Kingdom,
0:12:50 > 0:12:52but only the first two and last two letters,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54in population order presumably?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- Just alphabetical order.- Oh.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00They are gutted names of UK capitals in alphabetical order.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02I say UK capitals, this is at time of recording.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06By the time we broadcast the vote may have happened. Who knows?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08But at time of recording these are the UK
0:13:08 > 0:13:11capital cities in alphabetical order with their middles taken out.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Well spotted. Coders, your turn.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- The water, please.- The water.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18What would be the fourth in this sequence?
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Here's the first.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23THEY CONFER QUIETLY
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Next please.
0:13:28 > 0:13:33- Don't know.- She could have three faces?! That's what I'm thinking.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34- Oh, OK.- Next please.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38A chess clock has two faces.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39- Something with one face. - BELL RINGS
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Erm, yourself, because you only have one face.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I was hoping to hear an Ek Mukhi Rudraksha bead,
0:13:46 > 0:13:49but I will accept "me".
0:13:49 > 0:13:51You're absolutely right, it's to do with the number of faces.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54What can you tell me about the clues you're looking at?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Mount Rushmore has four faces, the kind of four people that
0:13:57 > 0:13:59have most shaped American... modern America.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Erm, a chess clock has two faces, one for each player.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05We're not sure about Eve. Presumably she has three faces.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07You could probably guess, the film was actually called
0:14:07 > 0:14:09The Three Faces of Eve, so four faces,
0:14:09 > 0:14:11three and two, I wanted to hear
0:14:11 > 0:14:12something that has one face.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15For example, the bead that could represent
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Lord Shiva,
0:14:18 > 0:14:22the Ek Mukhi Rudraksha bead, but you said "me" and that's fine too.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Well done. Gamesmasters, your turn for a choice.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Er, twisted flax.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29The twisted flax. These are going to be picture clues.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31What would you expect to see in the fourth picture?
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Here's the first.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36THEY WHISPER
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Next.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Red Arrows.- So, bow, arrow...
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Right.- Where's that going?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Erm, shall we next?- Yeah.- Er, next.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Spear? A spear, yeah.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Bow, arrow, spear.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56What would come next?
0:14:56 > 0:15:00Oh, is it the quote about wars being fought with...?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Bows, arrows...
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Nuclear bombs or something?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Chemicals?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Three seconds. - BELL RINGS
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Is it nuclear bombs?
0:15:13 > 0:15:17It so incredibly isn't.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- So there's a bonus chance for the Coders.- A chariot.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- A chariot of fire.- A chariot of fire. The picture might look a bit like
0:15:23 > 0:15:25a nuclear explosion
0:15:25 > 0:15:27but it represents a chariot of fire, and why is that?
0:15:27 > 0:15:31These are the things that you have to bring me in the song Jerusalem.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33That's right, in Blake's Jerusalem.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35It's a song now, originally it was the preface to Milton,
0:15:35 > 0:15:37his poem Milton.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39But in Jerusalem, as we know it, we sing,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Bring me my bow of burning gold
0:15:42 > 0:15:43My arrows of desire
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Bring me my spear O, clouds unfold
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Bring me my chariot of fire.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Things that must be brought
0:15:49 > 0:15:51in the poem Jerusalem.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54You get the bonus point and you get the last choice of the round.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55- Er, the lion, please.- The lion.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57What would be the fourth in this sequence?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Here's the first.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03THEY WHISPER
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Er, next please.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Don't know who they are.- Yeah.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14I don't know who he is either.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Er, next please.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21THEY WHISPER
0:16:25 > 0:16:28It's got to be something recent as well.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Oh, do you think colleges, people who founded colleges?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Who founded the most recent college?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35No, it's not, he didn't found one, so...
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Three seconds.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38BELL RINGS
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Erm, 2013,
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Sidney Sussex.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I would say that's not quite as wrong as a nuclear bomb
0:16:45 > 0:16:48in the last question but it's very much not right.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51So, Gamesmasters, your chance for a bonus now.
0:16:51 > 0:16:542014, Cameron Clegg.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56VICTORIA LAUGHS
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- I've taken a year and I've put some names after it.- That's our stratagem.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Well, given that the connection is that they are royal dress designers,
0:17:04 > 0:17:06let me tell you that Cameron and Clegg, I mean,
0:17:06 > 0:17:08that's a dress I'd like to see.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12I wanted to hear 2011, Sarah Burton, for the House of McQueen.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15They are dress designers. In 1947,
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Norman Hartnell designed the dress for the Queen,
0:17:17 > 0:17:18then Princess Elizabeth.
0:17:18 > 0:17:221981, David and Elizabeth Emanuel designed a dress for...?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Diana perhaps?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Lady Diana Spencer, that was the next royal wedding.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30And in 2005, Camilla Parker Bowles
0:17:30 > 0:17:32wore Robinson Valentine.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Sarah Burton designed for Kate Middleton.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38They are designers of wedding dresses for future monarchs,
0:17:38 > 0:17:40coming sequentially.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Gamesmasters, one question remains, the horned viper.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Here's the first.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Next.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- New states.- But is it New Mexico?- Is it the date? Then New Mexico's last.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Shall we just do next and go to the other one?- I suppose we could.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Also it might be different so go next.- Next.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- So...- York.- York. It's probably in, like, age order.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Can't be anything else. - Yeah, it can't be anything else.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09BELL RINGS
0:18:09 > 0:18:10York.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12The answer is York, and why?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15They're the four American states that begin with "New"
0:18:15 > 0:18:17in some order.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Alphabetical order.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20It's alphabetical order again.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23They are the American states that can be prefaced with "New".
0:18:23 > 0:18:24There are only four of them,
0:18:24 > 0:18:27and fourth in the sequence would be York, well done.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29At the end of Round Two,
0:18:29 > 0:18:31the Gamesmasters have nine points,
0:18:31 > 0:18:32the Coders have eight.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Time for the Connecting Wall, a jumble of 16 clues that the teams
0:18:38 > 0:18:41must sort into four connected groups of four.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44There will be red herrings that come into more than one category
0:18:44 > 0:18:46but there's only one perfect solution.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49So, Gamesmasters, you'll be going first this time.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Would you like Lion or Water?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Erm, Lion, please.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55OK, you have 2½ minutes to solve the lion wall,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58starting now.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00THEY CONFER
0:19:05 > 0:19:10The Soup Dragons are a band, as are the Mock Turtles, as are the Pastels.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12I don't know what...
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Oh, the Smiths, they're indie bands from that sort of time, and the La's.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Can you do them? Erm, I think there might be...
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Wear, Wen, Hoo and Watt are obviously...- Yeah, Wear, Wen...
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Remember it's three strikes and you're out. Plenty of time.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Caterpillar...- Oh, it's characters from Alice In Wonderland.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31So who are they? Mock Turtle, Caterpillar, Dodo and Pat.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Is that right? - Yes, and articles.- Articles.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Aren't they all "the?"- Yes, they are. They're definite articles.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40When you put an S, when they start with "the"
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- and you put an S on the end, they become sort of jangle-pop bands.- OK.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Wear, Hoo and Watt, homophones for question words,
0:19:46 > 0:19:48and then it's Alice In Wonderland.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yes, characters.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54That's it, you've solved the wall - didn't give you too much trouble.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56That's four points immediately for the groups.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58I'll give you more points for the connections.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01What about the first group, starting with Y?
0:20:02 > 0:20:03They're all "the"
0:20:03 > 0:20:05in foreign languages.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I'll accept it, can you be more specific?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Il and El are going to be in, like, Italian and Spanish?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Mm-hm.- And Y is Portuguese maybe?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- It's "uh" and it's Welsh.- Ah!- Oh!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17So, actually, European languages,
0:20:17 > 0:20:19they're all words for "the" in European languages.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22And the green group, starting Soup Dragon?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24They're all...
0:20:24 > 0:20:26If you put a "the" at the start and an S on the end,
0:20:26 > 0:20:27they're all bands,
0:20:27 > 0:20:29and they have a sort of similar aesthetic.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Jangle-pop you might call it. - I think that people
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- generally call it indie music. - Indie.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37And what about the pink group, starting Wear?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Erm, they're all question words,
0:20:39 > 0:20:42they're homophones of question words, "where," "when," "who" and "what".
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- And "why," that's in there. - Oh, yeah.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49That's right, where, when, who and what, and why could have been in it.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Interrogative pronouns, that's what you'd say, homophones for those.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56And the last blue group, starting with Mock Turtle.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Erm, they're all characters from
0:20:57 > 0:20:59the Alice In Wonderland books.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03That's right, they are characters in Alice's Adventures In Wonderland.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Pat is a very obscure one, it's the White Rabbit's gardener.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Oh, that is very obscure.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Doesn't do much. I mean, I'm very familiar with those books
0:21:12 > 0:21:13and I didn't remember Pat.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Quite an obscure character but that's what they all are.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17So, four points for the groups you found,
0:21:17 > 0:21:19four points for the connections,
0:21:19 > 0:21:21and an extra two points for getting it all right -
0:21:21 > 0:21:23that is the maximum of 10. Very well done.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Time to bring back the Coders now and give them a new wall,
0:21:26 > 0:21:2716 different clues,
0:21:27 > 0:21:30see if they can decode it using the exact same principles.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33You'll be getting the Water Wall cos the Lion's been taken.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37You have 2½ minutes to solve it, starting now.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42OK, Karma Police, is that...? No.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Erm, Belle de Jour is a prostitute. - OK. Erm...- Banksy is an artist.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- Yeah, The Stig is anonymous, we don't know who it is, as is Banksy.- OK.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Maybe Belle de Jour would be as well. - Oh, yes.
0:21:51 > 0:21:56- The Banker's from Deal Or No Deal. - Yeah, OK, good. Is this an album?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58It could be, cos Creep's...
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Oh, Karma Police, yes, maybe it's Radiohead? No, something...
0:22:01 > 0:22:03And No Surprises?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Creep is a single, it's definitely a song.
0:22:07 > 0:22:12- Nude, Buff, Raw...- Altogether... - Being naked, or...?- Erm...
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Oh, yeah.- Is There There a name for being naked?- I don't know.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18- No Surprises?- What's Scud?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21No Surprises could definitely be naked,
0:22:21 > 0:22:25so Buff, No Surprises, Nude and Raw was the other one.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29- Altogether! In the altogether. - Oh, yes, yeah.- Did you think...?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31I think it's that one, that one, that one.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33OK, so we've got five here, d'you want to do that?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Erm, so there's probably albums.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39I think Creep was U2, but it's also Radiohead it sounds like as well.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- I wonder if Deep Throat's an anagram.- Erm, yeah...
0:22:42 > 0:22:43It's not any of those.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Plumbers, erm, Mario and Luigi are the main characters
0:22:46 > 0:22:47in the Mario video games.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Yes.- But I can't see any...
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Is there a video game about the Karma Police?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Surely not.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Did we have songs, have we had...?
0:22:56 > 0:22:58No Surprises and Creep.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- You've got a minute.- So you said...
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Did we do this one?- Yeah.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08You said in the altogether, in the nude, in the buff, in the...
0:23:08 > 0:23:13- In the there there?- In the raw? - In the raw, in the scud...
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Erm...
0:23:16 > 0:23:19OK, let me try this, you keep going with the other ones.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Erm, so, Buffy, Vampire Slayer, Creepy...
0:23:23 > 0:23:26What could Deep Throat be? Oh.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Three strikes and you're out now.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- OK, so we think there's songs... - We think there's songs,
0:23:30 > 0:23:33so isn't it Creep, No Surprises...
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Karma Police. - ..Karma Police, and then...
0:23:36 > 0:23:37So, Expletive Deleted, oh...
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- I think it's a song. - OK, so what are the others?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Surely might as well start guessing.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- You've got ten seconds. - Yeah, let's just guess.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52That's it, you've used your three strikes, and the time is up,
0:23:52 > 0:23:54but you found two groups so that's two points.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56What about the connections?
0:23:56 > 0:23:59The blue group, The Stig, Belle de Jour, Banksy, the Banker?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01They're all anonymous.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Their identities are hidden.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04That's it, The Stig from Top Gear,
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Belle de Jour, the writer,
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Banksy, the artist,
0:24:06 > 0:24:08and the Banker from Deal Or No Deal.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Some people know who some of them are
0:24:10 > 0:24:13but the idea is that they are hidden identities.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16And the green group, Scud, Buff, Altogether, Raw.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Er, terms for being naked, or nudity.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21That's right, "in the" added at the beginning means naked.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24You weren't sure about "scud," it's a Scottish expression,
0:24:24 > 0:24:25"in the scud."
0:24:25 > 0:24:28You can also get points for the connections in the groups you
0:24:28 > 0:24:30didn't find, so let's resolve the wall.
0:24:31 > 0:24:36Karma Police, There There, Nude, No Surprises.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- So...- Songs, I think.- Songs.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42By...
0:24:42 > 0:24:45It's the next word that's key.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- Erm...- Is it Coldplay?- Coldplay.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49I'm afraid it's Radiohead.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- Singles by Radiohead. - Cos Creep is there.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Creep is a red herring for that group,
0:24:55 > 0:25:00but its own group, Creep, Expletive deleted, Deep Throat, Plumbers.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Er, are they all films?
0:25:04 > 0:25:05I'm afraid they're not. It's interesting.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Deep Throat there is a red herring for the secret identities group
0:25:09 > 0:25:11because, of course, most of us when we hear Deep Throat,
0:25:11 > 0:25:15we think immediately of the Watergate scandal.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17These are all terms from Watergate.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Creep is an acronym for
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Committee To Re-elect The President.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Expletive deleted, that's the redacted transcripts,
0:25:23 > 0:25:25they'd be taken out.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Deep Throat was the whistleblower who was anonymous
0:25:27 > 0:25:30but revealed in 2005 to be Mark Felt.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33And plumbers? Now you know it's Watergate, do you know?
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Were they in the office at the time, discovered the break-in?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40It was a covert unit set up by Nixon, yes,
0:25:40 > 0:25:43all terms connected with Watergate,
0:25:43 > 0:25:45but two points for the groups you found
0:25:45 > 0:25:47and two points for those connections,
0:25:47 > 0:25:48that is a total of four.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Let's have a look at the scores going into the final round.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Time for Round Four, the Missing Vowels Round. We've taken
0:26:00 > 0:26:02the vowels out of well-known names, phrases and sayings.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04We've squidged up the consonants
0:26:04 > 0:26:06and I want to know what are the disguised clues?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08They'll still come in connected groups of four,
0:26:08 > 0:26:12but I will tell the teams the connections before we start.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Remember, if you get anything wrong,
0:26:15 > 0:26:16even by a single letter this time,
0:26:16 > 0:26:19I will be taking points away,
0:26:19 > 0:26:20so be careful.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22The first group are all...
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- Masters?- Glass eye.- Correct.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- Masters?- Wooden leg.- Correct.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37- Masters?- Artificial heart.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Yes, it is.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- Coders?- Dentures.- Correct.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Next category...
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Masters?- Who Do You Think You Are?
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Correct.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57- Coders?- Are You Being Served?
0:26:57 > 0:26:58That's right.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02- Gamesmasters?- Would I Lie To You?
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Correct.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Gamesmasters?
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Indeed. Next category...
0:27:17 > 0:27:19- Masters?- Sir Alex Ferguson.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20That's right.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24- Masters?- Lorraine Kelly.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Yes.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32- Masters?- Charles Rennie Mackintosh.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Yes, it is.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38- Gamesmasters?- John Barrowman.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Goodness me. Next category...
0:27:44 > 0:27:46- Gamesmasters?- Sudoku.- Yes.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51- Coders?- Classifieds...ads.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54I'm afraid that's not the answer.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Gamesmasters, do you know?
0:27:55 > 0:27:57END-OFQUIZ JINGLE
0:27:57 > 0:27:58No time for you to give me
0:27:58 > 0:28:00the answer even if you know it
0:28:00 > 0:28:01because the bell has gone
0:28:01 > 0:28:03for the end of the quiz.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Looking at the final scores, the Coders, who were a bit
0:28:06 > 0:28:08unlucky at the end there, finish with
0:28:08 > 0:28:10an otherwise excellent 13 points.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12But the winners, with 30 points,
0:28:12 > 0:28:13it's the Gamesmasters.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Very well done.
0:28:15 > 0:28:16An almost frightening
0:28:16 > 0:28:17Missing Vowels Round for you.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Unlucky, Coders, but, of course,
0:28:19 > 0:28:20you will get another chance.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22We don't send anyone home
0:28:22 > 0:28:23after one episode,
0:28:23 > 0:28:25so you'll be playing again in another heat later on.
0:28:25 > 0:28:26Good luck with that.
0:28:26 > 0:28:31Join me when another set of quiz gladiators will fight to the death
0:28:31 > 0:28:34and by "fight to the death", I mean everyone stays friendly
0:28:34 > 0:28:36and the losers get a second chance.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39It's health and safety gone mad. Goodbye.