0:00:21 > 0:00:24Hello and welcome to the Only Connect Sport Relief Special.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Sport Relief is a time when everyone in Britain is encouraged
0:00:27 > 0:00:30to engage in sporting activity for good causes.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Well, here at Only Connect, we're excused, we've got a note,
0:00:34 > 0:00:37we've forgotten our kit and we're certainly not doing it in our pants.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Round here, we don't get fit, we do quizzes.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42The general vibe is wheezy but knowledgeable.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Speaking of which, let's meet the teams.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50On my right, legendary performance poet with an honorary doctorate
0:00:50 > 0:00:54from Salford University, that will be Dr John Cooper Clarke.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Bestselling historical novelist, author of The White Queen,
0:00:57 > 0:01:01The Other Boleyn Girl, among many, Philippa Gregory.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03And their captain, comedian, novelist, screenwriter,
0:01:03 > 0:01:07director, librettist and erstwhile pop star, David Baddiel.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Philippa writes about Tudor monarchs,
0:01:09 > 0:01:11John's written a poem about the Queen Mother
0:01:11 > 0:01:12and David's written a book
0:01:12 > 0:01:15with a quote from Prince Charles as the title -
0:01:15 > 0:01:16they are the Royal III.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19David, I like your team name. Is it a pun, or...?
0:01:19 > 0:01:24It's sort of a pun on the word "royalty" or "royal we"
0:01:24 > 0:01:27and indeed "Royal Free", which is a hospital in northwest London.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Brilliant wordsmithery.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33John, you're a poet but your first job was as a lab technician.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- In a quiz, are you more of an arts or science guy?- Arts.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39What are you hoping won't come up?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- LAUGHTER - That's arts!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Arts, eh?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Philippa, you're obviously knowledgeable about history,
0:01:46 > 0:01:48how are you on sport and pop music?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I'm not famously good on sport and pop music,
0:01:51 > 0:01:54nor on anything after about 1600.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Excellent.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Well, you could be in for a bumpy night.- Yes.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01You are facing, on my left, the great cellist,
0:02:01 > 0:02:05musical icon and ambassador for Live Music Now, Julian Lloyd Webber.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07A hero to many of our viewers,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10particularly as author of that great best seller,
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Eats, Shoots And Leaves: A Zero Approach To Punctuation,
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Lynne Truss.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17And their captain, comedian, writer, much-loved actor
0:02:17 > 0:02:22and Horace Hamlet Mayor scholar in geography, Hugh Dennis.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Lynne lives in Brighton, Julian lives in Birmingham
0:02:25 > 0:02:26and Hugh lives near Chichester -
0:02:26 > 0:02:29they are the BBC.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Hugh, you and David have met before as team captains
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- on our Children In Need Special a few months ago.- Yeah.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35How did you enjoy that encounter?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I enjoyed it as much as I enjoy meeting Dave,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40you know, any other time.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42You finished an honourable second.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44LAUGHTER
0:02:44 > 0:02:47No, I enjoyed it. We... We lost.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Is there anything you'd do differently this time?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yeah, win, I think.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Julian, we're hoping you'll master the music question,
0:02:54 > 0:02:57which our regular contestants tend to try and avoid.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Is there anything you hope won't come up?- I think science.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I mean, they often say music and science, well,
0:03:02 > 0:03:06classical music and science goes together...not in my case.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Lynne, are you a quizzer? Have you seen Only Connect before?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Um, yes, I watch Only Connect.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14My best moment probably watching it was when,
0:03:14 > 0:03:17in the missing vowels round,
0:03:17 > 0:03:20something came up which was a book title
0:03:20 > 0:03:26and it began TS SH something and ended up ND LVS and I said,
0:03:26 > 0:03:28"Oh, it's something And Elves, it's something And Elves!"
0:03:28 > 0:03:31and it turned out to be Eats, Shoots And Leaves, which is my own book.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Ah-ha. Well, I mean, that is like a Bible to our regular quizzers.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38They'll be very excited to see you here.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Our fantastic guest quizzers are giving their time
0:03:41 > 0:03:43in the hope of inspiring you to give something
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0:04:08 > 0:04:11Time, I'm afraid, to play the quiz.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15The BBC, you won the toss, you will be going first.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Which hieroglyph would you like?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Twisted Flax, please.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20The Twisted Flax?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I simply want to know, what is the connection between these clues?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Time starts now.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Next.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Next.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Um, is this a famous...
0:04:39 > 0:04:41a famous diatribe by somebody?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Is a part of...? Is it in a song?
0:04:48 > 0:04:49I don't know.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Well, we'd best go for next, then, yeah, please.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Next.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Got it!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Social Distortion, Subhumans,
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Crass, Rancid.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Three seconds.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Have a guess, what might it be?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- It's a political rant.- A rant.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10It is not a political rant.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Royal III, do you know?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Is it punk bands?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16It is punk bands.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Did you know that, David?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I knew Crass, definitely,
0:05:19 > 0:05:22and John reckoned that Subhumans was definitely a punk band
0:05:22 > 0:05:26and the other two sounded enough like punk bands for us to guess.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29John, you're famously associated with the punk movement -
0:05:29 > 0:05:31you ever hung out with the Subhumans at all?
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Quite a few.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34LAUGHTER
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Well done, Royal III,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38you get a bonus point and it's your turn to choose a question.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Can we have Two Reeds, please? - Two Reeds.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Next.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52- Any ideas?- No.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Quadrupeds.- Possibly.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Next.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Oh. I don't know what that is. Do you know what that is?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Yes, it's the ass that belongs to Balaam,
0:06:02 > 0:06:06so it might be beasts of burden in legend or something.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I don't know what Xanthus is.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Saying quadrupeds. - So they're all quadrupeds?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15All got four legs? Next.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17We're going to go for the next one.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19All right. Yes. We know what it is.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Sorry, I should have waited for you to tell me that.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25I'm going to nominate Philippa to tell you what the answer is.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27They're speaking animals.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Can you be any more specific?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Mister Ed was a talking horse,
0:06:30 > 0:06:35and Balaam's ass is his ass or donkey and it speaks to him,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I think it complains to him.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I'm not sure what Xanthus is,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42but I imagine it's some kind of beast of burden type,
0:06:42 > 0:06:44horse-type thing that speaks
0:06:44 > 0:06:48and a donkey famously speaks... Um...
0:06:48 > 0:06:49In Shrek.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53In Shrek. Do you know, I was going elsewhere but, yeah, Shrek.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56All equines, all talking equines.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00OK. BBC, it's your turn to choose a question. Which would you like?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Go on, Lynne.- Water.- Water?
0:07:02 > 0:07:03- MUSICAL TONE - Oh!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Ah, it's the music question
0:07:05 > 0:07:08so, it's just the same as the others except you hear the clues.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11What connects these four pieces of music?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Shout, "Next," when you want another one, here's the first.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17# She's mine for the taking
0:07:17 > 0:07:19# I'm so happy... #
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Next.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24MUSIC: Nessun Dorma by Puccini
0:07:26 > 0:07:27That's Nessun Dorma.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Nessun Dorma, I think it is.- Next.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32MUSIC: Sleeping Beauty Waltz by Tchaikovsky
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Oh, that's Sleeping...
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Is it Sleeping Beauty?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Sleeping Beauty, yeah, it is.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- OK.- Sleep?- Sleep?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Sleep is the right answer.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Sadly we didn't get to hear The Lion Sleeps Tonight,
0:07:44 > 0:07:46which I was quite looking forward to.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48What did we hear?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50We heard Nessun Dorma, certainly,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52we heard something from Sleeping Beauty.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- The first one?- Don't know.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Not so sure.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58The first one was Mel Torme, A Sleepin' Bee.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Well done, you made music with that, coming in after three clues.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04You get two points. Back to you, Royal III, for a question.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Eye Of Horus.- Eye Of Horus.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Why not? The Eye Of Horus, what is the connection between these clues?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Here's the first.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Next.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Er...next.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23OK, well, Alan Smith is a footballer,
0:08:23 > 0:08:28Frank Lampard's a footballer, Arthur Brown's a footballer. Erm, er...
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Frank Lampard. - Who did they play for?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Chelsea, Arsenal and I don't know who Arthur Brown played for.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Frank Lampard, 1972?
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Oh, hang on. OK.
0:08:43 > 0:08:48Is it footballers whose dads were also footballers with the same name?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51So, there's a possible
0:08:51 > 0:08:52bonus point for the BBC.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Footballer in 1999, that's two...
0:08:54 > 0:08:57There were two Gary Stevens playing in the league at the same time,
0:08:57 > 0:09:00there were two Frank Lampards playing... no,
0:09:00 > 0:09:02they can't be, because he would have retired well before.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04It's not precise enough for
0:09:04 > 0:09:06a bonus point, I'm afraid. Now...
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Frank Lampard, you're right,
0:09:08 > 0:09:09he and his father both played
0:09:09 > 0:09:11and the two dates in brackets
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- are dates of their respective debuts for England.- Right.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Unfortunately, the other clue
0:09:15 > 0:09:17is it's not their fathers.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Similar names?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20There simply have been two Arthur Browns, two Alan Smiths,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23two Frank Lampards and two Gary Stevens playing for England.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25So, these are the names of people
0:09:25 > 0:09:27that share their names with other
0:09:27 > 0:09:29players and the dates of the two
0:09:29 > 0:09:32respective England debuts.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34No bonus point there, then, BBC,
0:09:34 > 0:09:35but you may choose a question.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Horned Viper, please.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38The Horned Viper.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41These are going to be picture clues, what connects them?
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Here's the first.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Doctor Who.- Plays Doctor Who.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Next.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Is that...? OK. Next.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Who's that?
0:09:58 > 0:10:02And that's an ear. So it might be, um...
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Peter, Peter. Peter and Peter.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Oh, yes, yes.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- 1812 must be the war, mustn't it?- 1812?
0:10:12 > 0:10:16And wars, are they wars or something?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19They are battles. It's Jenkins' Ear.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Yes, yes.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22You are absolutely right.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Peterloo or something.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Um, it is 1812 which is...Waterloo?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Just the War Of 1812.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33It was a battle between the USA and Britain.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35And the War Of The Two Peters.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Yes, that is actually a war,
0:10:37 > 0:10:39known as Guerra De Los Dos Pedros.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Wars Of The Roses.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42And you didn't need that clue.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46You get the points. They all denote wars, well done.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49So, one question remains for you, Royal III, it's the Lion.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Don't know who that is.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Know who that is? No.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Next.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01OK, I know who that is.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Yeah, she's in The Killing,
0:11:02 > 0:11:04she is the person who was killed in The Killing.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Er...next.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13People who were killed, but I don't know...
0:11:13 > 0:11:15We don't need to know the last one
0:11:15 > 0:11:18if the answer is just people who were killed in whodunits.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Do you think that's enough?- No.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Shall we go for it?- Cluedo?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27It's not Cluedo, definitely not.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Er, OK, let's go for that.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32People who were at the centre of whodunits,
0:11:32 > 0:11:35the murdered party at the centre of whodunits.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36You didn't need to see the last one,
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41They are fictional murder victims.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Did I hear you say, David, it's definitely not Cluedo?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46John said, "Is it Cluedo?" I said, "It's definitely not Cluedo."
0:11:46 > 0:11:47On a Cluedo board, in the middle,
0:11:47 > 0:11:49you've got stairs with a cross,
0:11:49 > 0:11:51which is where the murder victim was found.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52That murdered person is Dr Black.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Who were the first people?
0:11:53 > 0:11:54What are they from?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57That's what made me think it was Cluedo,
0:11:57 > 0:12:00because one of the murder weapons is a spanner and...
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Oh, ratchet?- And a ratchet.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Just the sort of thing you'd use
0:12:04 > 0:12:06to murder a doctor, isn't it, a spanner?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08You could do with one of them screwdrivers, you know,
0:12:08 > 0:12:11those things, they call them a ratchet screwdriver?
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Samuel Ratchett is the victim
0:12:12 > 0:12:14in Murder on the Orient Express.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- And who's Dr Black?- From Cluedo!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Cluedo, David.- Cluedo?- Yes!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20David, what's happening?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21< He's the person in Cluedo?
0:12:21 > 0:12:22What's happening, David?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I just missed that bit.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25We're lulling you.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27I'm sorry, I should have talked
0:12:27 > 0:12:29about it at greater length!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Very well done, they are all
0:12:31 > 0:12:33fictional murder victims.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37At the end of Round One, the BBC have 4 points,
0:12:37 > 0:12:40the Royal III have 4 points.
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0:13:07 > 0:13:10Meanwhile, we are pressing on with Round Two, the sequences round.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I want to know what comes fourth in a sequence -
0:13:12 > 0:13:15teams, you must work out the connection in your heads this time
0:13:15 > 0:13:17and tell me what comes fourth.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20BBC, you'll be going first again. Which hieroglyph would you like?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Eye of Horus.- Eye of Horus.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24What would be the fourth in this sequence?
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Here's the first.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Next.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Is it editors of the News of the World or the...
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- or the Mirror or something? - Mirror.- Next.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38- Rebekah Wade...- Tabloid papers.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42- Editor... Who's the current editor of...- News of the World?
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Oh, I've no idea.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Rebekah Wade was replaced by...
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- I don't know.- No, I don't know.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Do you know?- No, no. - Is it News of the World?
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Who's the current editor? - Who's another famous...
0:13:58 > 0:14:00He's a very cheery-looking chap.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08Don't know his name, but he's the editor of the News of the World.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Um, someone Collins?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Royal III, do you know?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Is it just terrible people?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17I can't give you that, I'm afraid.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18It's not the current
0:14:18 > 0:14:20News of the World editor,
0:14:20 > 0:14:21because the newspaper folded.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Kelvin MacKenzie?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Not even the last editor -
0:14:24 > 0:14:25the person who edited
0:14:25 > 0:14:27the News of the World after
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Rebekah Wade was Andy Coulson.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Oh, was it?- The chap who then went on to work for David Cameron.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Royal III, you don't get a bonus point,
0:14:33 > 0:14:36but you may choose a question, which would you like?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Horned Viper, please.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Here's the first.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Oh, I hate the look of that. Next.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Right.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- Any ideas?- No.- Two, three...
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Yeah, it might be. Next.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- Four?- Five.- Yeah.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02It would be asterisk...
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Oh, it's just the vowels? Isn't it?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09So, it's asterisk I, asterisk E?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Asterisk I, asterisk E, it is
0:15:11 > 0:15:12a simple inversion of
0:15:12 > 0:15:14our missing vowels round.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16It's missing consonants of the numbers.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Two, three, four, five,
0:15:17 > 0:15:20simple as that. Well done.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23BBC, your turn to choose a question.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Two Reeds.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28What would be the fourth in this sequence?
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Here is the first.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Next.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Oh, no...- Galician.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Spain.- Next.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- Catalan, so, that's in...- Spain.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Catalan, Galician...
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Catalan... Well, it might be...
0:15:51 > 0:15:56It could be something like where the Prime Ministers of Spain come from!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59What's another region of Spain?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Former...- Three seconds.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05So, what's the next one?
0:16:05 > 0:16:06I haven't got a clue.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Basque... Basque...ian?
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Royal III, do you want to have
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- a go for a bonus?- (Castilian.)
0:16:13 > 0:16:15OK, I'm getting Castilian over here.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Well done, John,
0:16:16 > 0:16:18the answer is Castilian.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20They are the four most common languages in Spain,
0:16:20 > 0:16:22and the next would be Castilian.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Are you a Spanish speaker, John?
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Not any more.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29I used to, I lived in Barcelona for a year, so, I did quite well,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32yeah, towards the end of the year, I could order a cup of coffee!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Hugh, you didn't, in the pursuit
0:16:34 > 0:16:37of the Horace Hamlet Mayor geography prize, learn Spanish?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40We didn't do the languages of the Iberian peninsula, no.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Royal III, you get a bonus point and your own question,
0:16:42 > 0:16:44which is it to be?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I'll have the Twisted Flax, please.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49These are going to be picture clues.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51I'd like to know what sort of thing you'd expect to see
0:16:51 > 0:16:52in the last picture.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Here's the first.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Greyfriars Bobby, yes, next?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Bobby Charlton. Another Bobby, so...
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Next.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09That's, um, whats-his-name, Charlton Heston. Bobby Charlton...
0:17:09 > 0:17:12So it's Greyfriars Bobby, Bobby Charlton,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- Charlton Heston... - (Heston Blumenthal.)
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Heston Blumenthal, yeah.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17I think that's probably right.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19We're going to say Heston Blumenthal.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20The very man!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23It goes Greyfriars Bobby, Bobby Charlton,
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Charlton Heston and then a Heston. He's the only one we can think of.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Exactly so.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28It could have been a picture
0:17:28 > 0:17:30of the Heston Services, couldn't it?
0:17:30 > 0:17:31- Yeah.- Well done.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34BBC, your turn to choose a question.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Oh, Lion, please.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- Lion.- Yeah.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Here's the first clue.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Next.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Next.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56OK, so...
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Satsuma peninsula...
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Oh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday...
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Thursday, Friday, Saturday... OK, so it's going to be...
0:18:09 > 0:18:10A Sun...
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- We need one.- There's a place.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Just give me a name of... - Sun City something...
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Five seconds.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- Sun City, South Africa. - Very glamorous.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20We were thinking of Sunderland.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- But I will accept your answer. - Well done.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Why will I accept your answer?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Because you're very nice.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I'm really not. So what's...?
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Well, it's because it goes
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Thurs for Thursday,
0:18:32 > 0:18:35German for... Well, Fri for Friday.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Sat for Saturday, Sun for Sunday.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38That's absolutely right.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39They are locations hidden
0:18:39 > 0:18:41at the beginning of which
0:18:41 > 0:18:43are abbreviations of the days of the week.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Royal III, one question remains,
0:18:44 > 0:18:46the Water.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Here's the first.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- OK. - HE MUMBLES
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Next.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Racing drivers.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- Yes.- Next.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02All right, so they must have been world champions.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05So I don't know who the next world champion was, unfortunately.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07It was the English one.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09No, James Hunt was the English one.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12It's the next Formula One world racing champion.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Was that Senna?
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Do you think it was?
0:19:15 > 0:19:16It might have been.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- Shall we give it a go?- Yes.- OK.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Well, we assume it's Formula One world champions
0:19:21 > 0:19:23in order and we... I don't know anything about it.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25..but we're guessing Nigel Mansell.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28So there's a possible bonus point for the BBC.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I'd say it was Alain Prost.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32That's not it either.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Emerson?- Is it Aryton Senna?
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Emerson Fittipaldi.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38You're on the right lines.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- It is staring you in the face. - Niki Lauda.- Niki Lauda.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- It's Niki Lauda.- Again!
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Now, yes, the clue here
0:19:44 > 0:19:47is that there are many people who
0:19:47 > 0:19:49have been champion more than once
0:19:49 > 0:19:50but not James Hunt.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52James Hunt just pipped it in that
0:19:52 > 0:19:54one season but never won again.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- After that, Niki Lauda came back. - Right.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00In this race, however, looking at the scores at the end of round two -
0:20:00 > 0:20:02the BBC have 6 points,
0:20:02 > 0:20:04the Royal III have 9.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Time now for our Sport Relief Connecting Wall -
0:20:09 > 0:20:1316 jumbled up clues that the teams need to sort into
0:20:13 > 0:20:15four connected groups of four.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Royal III, you'll be going first this time.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Would you like Lion or Water?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- What do you think?- Water.- Water.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Water, apparently.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25The Water Wall, quirky choice!
0:20:25 > 0:20:28You have two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Bottom... These are all things with Rik Mayall in them.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Filthy, Rich & Catflap and The Young Ones.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- BUZZ - Oh, it's got to be one other one.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40OK, have another go.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Well, The Young Ones, Filthy, Rich & Catflap,
0:20:42 > 0:20:44The New Statesman.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Huh. It's definitely something else.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I don't know... It must be something else he was in.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Was he in something called Cake?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51- BUZZ - No, he wasn't.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Damn! That's really annoyed me!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55It's definitely things with him in them.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Um...
0:20:57 > 0:21:00What about newspapers? Spectator, New Statesman,
0:21:00 > 0:21:01- Tribune...- Red Pepper.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Red Pepper?- It's a magazine. Magazines...
0:21:04 > 0:21:07OK, that's not it. Now we're in trouble.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- The Spectator, Tribune, Centurion? - Red Pepper.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Tribune and Centurion, isn't that in that group?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14You're pretty sure Red Pepper.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Is Quaternion...?
0:21:16 > 0:21:21- No, OK, so we're getting nowhere. - So we take Tribune, Red Pepper...
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Have we done that?- Yep.- OK.
0:21:23 > 0:21:28So that means if we go back to Salt...
0:21:28 > 0:21:32What about Centurion, Quaternion Roman things?
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Yeah, that looks right.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Legate is a Roman thing. That's a Roman thing.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- That's presumably a Roman thing. - Prefect.- Prefect?- Yeah.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Three strikes and you're out now.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43OK, so Filthy, Rich And Catflap, The Young Ones, The New Statesman
0:21:43 > 0:21:46and Bottom, that's the one I just did, that is wrong.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48So he must have been in something else. What about Opera?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Salt, Cake. - Yeah, these are words, surely.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- I know.- Maybe In The Red was something with him.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Shall I try In The Red? I've have never heard of it but maybe...- OK.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59This is definitely stuff with him.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01That's it! You've solved the wall.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04So four points for the groups. What about the connections?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Prospect, The Spectator, Tribune, Red Pepper.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08These are all magazines.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10They are political magazines.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14The green group - Quaternion Prefect, Legate, Centurion.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Roman military...- BOTH:- ranks.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19That's it. Ranks in the Roman Army.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20And the pink group.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23In The Red, The New Statesmen, Filthy, Rich and Catflap,
0:22:23 > 0:22:24The Young Ones.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Things that Rik Mayall was in.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28They are things that starred the late, great Rik Mayall.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- In The Red was a thriller written by Malcolm Bradbury.- OK.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35And the light blue group - Bottom, Cake, Opera, Salt.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Things preceded by "rock".
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- Yes, they are.- Rock bottom, rock cake, rock opera, rock salt...
0:22:41 > 0:22:42That is absolutely right.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Rock bottom, rock cake, rock opera, rock salt.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Very well done, then.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49That is four points for the groups and the connections and the bonus.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50It's a maximum of ten.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Time to bring back the BBC team,
0:22:53 > 0:22:55give them a new Connecting Wall and see if they can solve it.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57It'll be the Lion Wall for you,
0:22:57 > 0:22:59because your opponents chose the Water.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03You have two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Oh, OK. Right.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08INDISTINCT CONFERRING
0:23:08 > 0:23:10These are magazines.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- TLS, Granta.- Slightly Foxed, LRB.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14All literary magazines.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- BUZZ - No, is there another one?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Slightly Foxed, Mint, Mugwort...
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Rue, is that a magazine?
0:23:20 > 0:23:21I don't know that one.
0:23:21 > 0:23:26- I don't know.- You've definitely got plants - Lovage, Cannabis, Mint.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- Oh, yes.- Mm-hm.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- Is Mugwort a plant?- Yes, I think so.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Give it a go. Lovage? - BUZZ
0:23:32 > 0:23:34No, that simply does that.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Maybe we should do this again,
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- because we know that that's a thing, don't we?- Yep.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Oh, New York Review of Books.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- BUZZ - No.- So what wouldn't be one?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Granta might not be one, I guess.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49OK, New York Review, LRB, TLS.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Oh!- Hooray!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Now, OK, Granta...
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Is there...? Well, what is it?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01It's a pub that I used to go to.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02THEY CHUCKLE
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Er, Unopened. Well, unopened...
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- OK, you've got... - Maybe those are herbs.- ..Rue, Mints.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Rue, Mint...- Lovage.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Lovage and...
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- So you think it's Mugwort?- Yeah.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- BUZZ - Cannabis, Cannabis.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Try Cannabis.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25BUZZ
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Cannabis, Mugwort, Rue...
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Three strikes and you're out now.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36OK, so Ex-library, Dog-eared, Unopened...
0:24:36 > 0:24:41- What about...? Is there anything in the middle of...?- No.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Gear.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Oh, OK. Yeah... No.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Do, da... - LYNNE LAUGHS
0:24:47 > 0:24:49INDISTINCT CONFERRING
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Yeah, yeah, try it, try it.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- BUZZ Ten seconds.- Ooh!
0:24:55 > 0:24:57BUZZ
0:24:57 > 0:25:00INDISTINCT CONFERRING
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Oh, that's it, you've used your three strikes
0:25:02 > 0:25:05and the wall has frozen.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07But two points for the groups you found.
0:25:07 > 0:25:12What about the connections? LRB, Slightly Foxed, NYRB, TLS.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13They're literary magazines.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14They're literary magazines.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Second group - Lovage, Cannabis, Mugwort and Rue.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- Herbs.- Herby, herby...
0:25:20 > 0:25:22They're all words.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Herbs is better than words, herbs.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Medicinal herbs, many would say.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29You can still get points for connections in the groups
0:25:29 > 0:25:32you didn't find, so let's resolve the wall.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Unopened, Mint, Dog-eared, Ex-library.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37States of book, I suppose.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40They are ways of describing second-hand books.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43And what about the last one? Dado, Mump...
0:25:43 > 0:25:45They're members of a family, aren't they?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47That's right, there are relatives
0:25:47 > 0:25:49hidden at the beginning.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52That evaded you during the wall, but Dad, Mum, Uncle, Gran,
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- hidden at the beginning of those words.- Clever.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58But two points for the groups you found and four for the connections.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01That's a total of six. Let's have a look at the scores.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Time now for Round Four and just to keep up with the sporting theme,
0:26:10 > 0:26:13I've put on one boxing glove.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15I've never seen a boxing match.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17I assume that must be what people do.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19So this is the missing vowels round.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21You simply tell me what are the disguised clues.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22You look like you've got
0:26:22 > 0:26:23a big mutant hand.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Maybe I do have a big mutant hand.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Mutant fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33I can tell you that the first group are all...
0:26:39 > 0:26:40- BBC?- New balls, please.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Correct.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46- BBC?- Game, set and match, Murray.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Correct.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Royal III.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Miss Williams won the toss
0:26:56 > 0:26:59and has elected to serve.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02You're a genius, that is right.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- Yes!- Brilliant, yeah.- Wow!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- BBC.- Ladies and gentlemen,
0:27:13 > 0:27:15play is suspended.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16You're also a genius.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Next category...
0:27:21 > 0:27:23- Royals.- Leg warmers.- Correct.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29- BBC. BOTH:- Fingerless gloves.
0:27:29 > 0:27:30Correct.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- BBC.- Deely Boppers. - TIME-UP JINGLE
0:27:36 > 0:27:38What's deely boppers?
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Just in time -
0:27:39 > 0:27:41deely boppers is correct,
0:27:41 > 0:27:44but the bell has gone for the end of the quiz.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Ding-ding. And after an amazing Round Four,
0:27:47 > 0:27:49I would like to give you a bonus 30 points
0:27:49 > 0:27:52for "Miss Williams won the toss and has elected to serve,"
0:27:52 > 0:27:55but you don't need them, because looking at the final scores,
0:27:55 > 0:27:59the winners with 21 points are the Royal III.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03- Very well done.- But the excellent close runners up with 17 points,
0:28:03 > 0:28:07- it's the BBC. Well done to you too. - Well done. Excellent, well played.
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