0:00:22 > 0:00:27Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I would say yes, it should.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30There's a reason why you lost touch,
0:00:30 > 0:00:33you simply didn't like each other enough.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35So you slough them off, that's OK.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Let it go. Why ruin a perfectly nice
0:00:37 > 0:00:38festive evening thinking about
0:00:38 > 0:00:41those losers you spent years trying to drop?
0:00:41 > 0:00:45I think that's basically what the poet was trying to say.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48On which welcoming note, let's meet...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50On my right, Steve Hoar,
0:00:50 > 0:00:52a legal administrator who is a proud
0:00:52 > 0:00:54member of the League of Battlefield Guides
0:00:54 > 0:00:58and a founding member of the North Manchester Battlefield Society.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Tom Mead, a mortgage consultant who narrowly avoided being run over by a
0:01:02 > 0:01:05golf buggy driven by Little and Large,
0:01:05 > 0:01:07and their captain, Colin Daffern,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09a sociology and women's studies graduate
0:01:09 > 0:01:11who played the part of a cooked roast turkey
0:01:11 > 0:01:14in his school's Christmas play.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17United by their taste for a tangle, they are the Wrestlers.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19So you share a love of wrestling.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21What are your other specialisms as a team?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23We're very good at music,
0:01:23 > 0:01:25history, geography.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Television's a strong point as well, classic and modern.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Almost all of those things are likely to come up tonight,
0:01:31 > 0:01:35so let's hope your predictions prove true.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39You are facing across the wrestling ring this evening, on my left,
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Elysia Warner, a linguistic student who speaks French, German, Mandarin,
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Irish, Latin, classical Greek, Polish, Welsh, Manx,
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Spanish and some British sign language.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Olivier Grouille, a futurology specialist who is half French,
0:01:53 > 0:01:55one-eighth Scottish and enjoys
0:01:55 > 0:01:57foraging for mushrooms with his father.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00And their captain, Sarah Binney,
0:02:00 > 0:02:02a physics graduate who enjoys knitting
0:02:02 > 0:02:05and has climbed Mount Fuji in her pyjamas.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08All students at Clare College, Cambridge, they are the Clareites.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11How is your team feeling ahead of the match?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Well, despite the Clare and present danger,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16we are Clare of mind and we're keen to get quizzing.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19If I could give you 100 points for that introduction, I would.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Unfortunately, I can't, but I can give you points
0:02:21 > 0:02:23if you're successful in the quiz.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25We're going to start by playing Round One, what's the connection
0:02:25 > 0:02:28between four apparently random clues?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Wrestlers, you won the toss.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31You'll be going first.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Please choose an
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Well, Steve here reliably informs me
0:02:36 > 0:02:38that his nickname at school was
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Horus, so we're going to go for Eye Of Horus.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42The Eye Of Steve Horus.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44What is the connection between these
0:02:44 > 0:02:46clues? First one coming in now.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49The Golden Man. Any thoughts?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Is that a film of some sort?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Next, please.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00The Adjustment Bureau? Are they
0:03:00 > 0:03:02slightly amended film titles?
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Golden Compass?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Next, please.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Oh, it's a Philip K Dick film.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Adaptations of Philip K Dick novels.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Films based on Philip K Dick books.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18They are stories by Philip K Dick
0:03:18 > 0:03:20and the years they were made into
0:03:20 > 0:03:21films. You didn't need
0:03:21 > 0:03:22to see the last one.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25What film was that? Blade Runner.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26It was Blade Runner.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27And what are these others?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Total Recall is
0:03:29 > 0:03:30We Can Remember It For You
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Wholesale. Yeah.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Is Adjustment Team
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Adjustment Bureau?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35That's right. And I haven't got a
0:03:35 > 0:03:37clue about The Golden Man.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40The Golden Man actually has featured
0:03:40 > 0:03:41as a clue on this show.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43It's a Nicolas Cage film called
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Next, and we had a very complicated
0:03:45 > 0:03:48question once where the answer was "Next",
0:03:48 > 0:03:50and that was one of the clues.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51But of course, I didn't know if
0:03:51 > 0:03:52the teams wanted another clue or
0:03:52 > 0:03:54had the answer. We should have
0:03:54 > 0:03:56really foreseen that, but we didn't.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Nevertheless, that is the right
0:03:57 > 0:03:59answer. Well done for two points.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Clareites, what would you like?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Let's start with the
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Horned Viper, please.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04The Viper will kick you off.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06What is the connection between these
0:04:06 > 0:04:08clues? Here's the first.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Oh, God! What does that mean?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13So Powys is a place in Wales...
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Could be a version of a TV show.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Oh, it's going to be like
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Bob the Builder or something.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Oh, I like that.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Next, please.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Peter Snow. Oh, this is...
0:04:25 > 0:04:27It's going to be the same TV show.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Next, please.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34It's the same thing.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35It's going to be the
0:04:35 > 0:04:36David Attenborough shows, I don't
0:04:36 > 0:04:38know. Next, please.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Oh, what's he played?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43People on Mastermind?
0:04:44 > 0:04:45People who have presented
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Mastermind?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48They are interrogators on
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Mastermind.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51You were close with Bob The Builder.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52I mean, it's a children's show,
0:04:52 > 0:04:54isn't it, Mastermind?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Nice, easy, gentle question and
0:04:56 > 0:04:57answer show that we all enjoy, as a
0:04:57 > 0:04:58sort of warm up.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01All interrogators on Mastermind.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Very well done, you get the point.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Wrestlers, what would you like?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Twisted Flax, please.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07The Twisted Flax. TONE SOUNDS
0:05:07 > 0:05:08It's the music question. You've
0:05:08 > 0:05:10promised you were good on music.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12This is going to be the acid test.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14The first clue is coming in now.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17# Just smile for me
0:05:17 > 0:05:19# And let the day begin... #
0:05:19 > 0:05:21It's On The Wings Of Love.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Jeff Osborne.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Next, please.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29# In the wilderness build me a nest... #
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Not sure what that is.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Could be. Aled Jones, possibly.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Jeffrey Osborn was famously mistaken
0:05:36 > 0:05:38for George Osborn. Next, please.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40# Well, for me it's waking up...#
0:05:40 > 0:05:43That's Flying Without Wings.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Wings. Is the right answer.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47You didn't need to hear the last
0:05:47 > 0:05:48one, Wind Beneath My Wings.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49What did we hear?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Jeffrey Osborne,
0:05:51 > 0:05:52with On The Wings Of Love.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53You recognised that quickly.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Big fan of Jeffrey Osborne?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56I'm a big soul fan. Is that
0:05:56 > 0:05:58what it is? OK, what else?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Westlife, Flying Without Wings.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Yeah.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01And the second one?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Was it O For The Wings Of A Dove?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04It is, Mendelssohn,
0:06:04 > 0:06:05O For The Wings Of A Dove,
0:06:05 > 0:06:07O Konnt Ich Fliegen,
0:06:07 > 0:06:09all containing the word "wings" in
0:06:09 > 0:06:10the title. Well done.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Clareites, what would you like?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Let's go for the Lion. The Lion.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16What is the connection between these
0:06:16 > 0:06:17clues? Here's the first.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Paganini, violinist. There was
0:06:21 > 0:06:23variations on a theme of Paganini.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24OK. Next, please.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Certain number of... Dice Bones...
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Napier...um...
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Next, please.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Slang? I mean...no.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Yeah, slang for...
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Oh, they've made it from...
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Made it from, yeah.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45But made it from the violinist,
0:06:45 > 0:06:46what? Made it out of Paganini?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Next, please.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Oh, the Devil's Dictionary.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52So it's the devil's thing.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54The devil's... that thing.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55That is absolutely right.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57The devil's violinist is
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Niccolo Paganini.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00The devil's bones are dice,
0:07:00 > 0:07:02the devil's dandruff, cocaine.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Wrestlers, what would you like?
0:07:04 > 0:07:05The Two Reeds, please.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06The Two Reeds.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08These are going to be picture clues.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09What connects them?
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Here's the first.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Ant and Dec. Could be anything.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Byker Grove.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Next, please.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18The Beatles.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22They've all appeared in the Rover ad.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24That's too vague.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Could be OBEs. Next, please.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Olympic rings.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Do you think they've had to change
0:07:32 > 0:07:33their names?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35The Olympic Breakfast famously
0:07:35 > 0:07:36changed its name.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38The Beatles... I think we should go
0:07:38 > 0:07:39next down. Next, please.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Ambulance was backwards.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45It has to be in the same direction.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Ant and Dec have to
0:07:46 > 0:07:47be the same way round.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Things that have to be the same way
0:07:50 > 0:07:52round, have a particular line-up.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53What do you mean?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Ant and Dec have to face the same
0:07:55 > 0:07:56direction, have to be
0:07:56 > 0:07:57in the same place on TV.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Do you think the Beatles always had
0:07:58 > 0:08:00to stand in the same place?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02We're hoping. I'm afraid I can't
0:08:02 > 0:08:03accept it. I think
0:08:03 > 0:08:04they were allowed to move around
0:08:04 > 0:08:06freely, especially when
0:08:06 > 0:08:07they got rich. No points there, but
0:08:07 > 0:08:09a possible bonus for the Clareites.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10In these photos, they're the
0:08:10 > 0:08:11opposite way round from usual.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Ant and Dec usually stand the other
0:08:13 > 0:08:14way round. On an ambulance, it's
0:08:14 > 0:08:15backwards so you can see it in
0:08:15 > 0:08:17mirrors. The rings of the Olympics,
0:08:17 > 0:08:18the blue one goes on the left.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19The images are flipped.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21You see, that's not Ant and Dec,
0:08:21 > 0:08:22that's Dec and Ant!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24And it's not that they aren't
0:08:24 > 0:08:25allowed to stand where they like,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27it's just in these particular
0:08:27 > 0:08:28pictures, it's been flipped.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29And what's the clue in the Beatles
0:08:29 > 0:08:31picture? Is it Paul McCartney being
0:08:31 > 0:08:33left-handed? Paul McCartney plays
0:08:33 > 0:08:34the guitar left-handed.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35That's how you would spot it.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37I wasn't looking properly. Well
0:08:37 > 0:08:39noticed, they are mirror images.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41These pictures have been flipped,
0:08:41 > 0:08:42so you get a bonus point and you get
0:08:42 > 0:08:44the last question of the round,
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Water. What is the connection
0:08:45 > 0:08:47between these clues?
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Here's the first.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50It's got a name.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51I don't know what it is.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Next, please.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Mono. I think it would be mono.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Mono? Shall we go for it?
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Go for it.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Mono? It's too quick,
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I'm having my water.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07The answer is mono.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Very well done, coming in after only
0:09:08 > 0:09:10two clues.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11You didn't need to see
0:09:11 > 0:09:12North American glandular fever and
0:09:12 > 0:09:14single-channel sound reproduction as
0:09:14 > 0:09:15opposed to stereo.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17I thought it was safe to drink water
0:09:17 > 0:09:18at least till the glandular fever.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19And the single-fingered
0:09:19 > 0:09:21rock-climbing hold.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Very painful, apparently.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23I can believe it would be.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Any of you go rock climbing? No.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Why would anyone go rock climbing?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I've done it once, many years ago.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31How did that go? Badly. Badly.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34At the end of Round One, the
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Wrestlers have four points.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37The Clareites have six.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Round Two is the sequences round.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43I'll be asking the teams
0:09:43 > 0:09:44what comes fourth.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Wrestlers, you'll be going first
0:09:45 > 0:09:47again. Please, choose a hieroglyph.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48I think we'll choose Eye Of Horus
0:09:48 > 0:09:49again, please.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51The Eye Of Horus again.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52What will come fourth in this
0:09:52 > 0:09:53particular sequence?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Here's the first.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Nasal passage.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Shall we go next? BELL RINGS
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Oh, sorry! Apologies.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Now, I'm afraid, horrible though it
0:10:03 > 0:10:05is, you've pressed the bell.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I need to ask you for an answer.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Do cavities. What can we go for...?
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Cavities.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Heart? Ear, throat, nose.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Sophogal, throat? I need something.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Sophogal Cavity.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I'm afraid that's not it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Very cruel. We've had this once
0:10:20 > 0:10:22before this series. People buzzed
0:10:22 > 0:10:23in. They had to give something.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25I'm going to show the next two clues
0:10:25 > 0:10:26to the Clareites.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27I'm not going to give you long.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Do you have an answer? Temporal?
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Not it, either.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32It would be occipital.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35These are the bones of the skull,
0:10:35 > 0:10:38nasal, frontal, parietal, occipital,
0:10:38 > 0:10:39going backwards. Had you seen more
0:10:39 > 0:10:40clues, would you have got it?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42No. Well, that's a comfort,
0:10:42 > 0:10:44isn't it? It is, yes.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Clareites, you don't get the bonus point,
0:10:46 > 0:10:48but you do get a question choice.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Shall we try... Let's try Water.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51What would come fourth in this
0:10:51 > 0:10:54sequence? Here's the first.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56B for Birmingham.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Could be the letter B in postcodes.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Next, please.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I think it's postcodes.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03It is postcodes,
0:11:03 > 0:11:05but what's the pattern?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Going down the alphabet, maybe?
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Next, please.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Is it just skipping two each time?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18B.. C, D, E, F... ..E, F, G...
0:11:18 > 0:11:19No, it's not.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Is it one that has a...
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Yeah, which is the same in the...
0:11:22 > 0:11:25So, H? Is H something?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I? That's got to be I, is it? J?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Three seconds.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Halifax, with the H highlighted red?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38So, Wrestlers, what do you think?
0:11:38 > 0:11:39We were going to say Liverpool.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Is the right answer.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42What is the sequence? It's
0:11:42 > 0:11:44single-letter postal districts.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46You see the first letter is in red?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48There are only eight postal
0:11:48 > 0:11:50districts of the UK which have
0:11:50 > 0:11:51a one-letter postcode. It's not
0:11:51 > 0:11:53jumping a particular number of
0:11:53 > 0:11:57letters, but there is no C or D or F,
0:11:57 > 0:11:58so it would be Glasgow, and the
0:11:58 > 0:11:59next one with a
0:11:59 > 0:12:00single letter is Liverpool.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02What comes next after that?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Do you know?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Manchester. And then? North London.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Two more. Sheffield. South London.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Sheffield.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Not South London, that's SE or SW.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13And West London, so M, N, S, W.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Then there are no more single-letter
0:12:15 > 0:12:16postcodes, for no reason.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Useful fact.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Useful fact. I don't know about
0:12:20 > 0:12:21USEFUL fact, but a good fact.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23So you get the bonus point, Wrestlers.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25What would you like? Lion, please.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Lion. What would come fourth in this
0:12:27 > 0:12:29sequence? Here's the first.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Is that the name of his book?
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Possibly, I'm not sure.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Shall we go next? Yeah.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Next, please.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Slogan? So what was...
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Things that were promised.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46No new taxes. No new taxes. Yeah.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50No new taxes. George Bush senior.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51No new taxes.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Things that were promised.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55I can't accept that, I'm afraid.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I'm having a quick think, and that
0:12:57 > 0:12:58does not quite work as a sequence.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00So I'm going to show the third to
0:13:00 > 0:13:01the Clareites for a possible bonus
0:13:01 > 0:13:03point. I'll nominate the politician.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07George H Bush, Desert Storm.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Is the right answer.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Well done. And what is the sequence?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16It's military missions led by those
0:13:16 > 0:13:18presidents, in reverse order.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19That's right. I don't think one can
0:13:19 > 0:13:21quite say that Barack Obama promised
0:13:21 > 0:13:23inherent resolve.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25That's just a sort of stupid,
0:13:25 > 0:13:28thriller-type title for a bombing
0:13:28 > 0:13:29raid. Iraq bombings. I think it's
0:13:29 > 0:13:30the custom in America.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32When you become President, you must
0:13:32 > 0:13:33launch your own bombing raid.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34It's a bit like bringing in a
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Downing Street cat.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37You get your own bombing raid, you
0:13:37 > 0:13:38get to pick the name,
0:13:38 > 0:13:39and we're going backwards and the
0:13:39 > 0:13:41first George Bush,
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Desert Storm was his
0:13:43 > 0:13:44macho bombing name.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47It's a bit like those games, how do
0:13:47 > 0:13:48you pick your porn name?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50We should have that. If you were
0:13:50 > 0:13:52president, how do you pick your
0:13:52 > 0:13:54glamorised Iraqi bombing name?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56I'm going to think about that later.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57So you get the bonus point,
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Clareites, and you may choose a question.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Let's go for the Twisted Flax then.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02The Twisted Flax. What would come
0:14:02 > 0:14:04fourth in this sequence?
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Here's the first.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Next, please.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14This is the Craig David song, where
0:14:14 > 0:14:16he's, like, where they were
0:14:16 > 0:14:18making love or something?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Next, please.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22It is!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I don't know where he finished
0:14:24 > 0:14:25making love with
0:14:25 > 0:14:26the girl in the song.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27The bedroom? That would
0:14:27 > 0:14:28make more sense.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I even had her in the shower,
0:14:30 > 0:14:31it wasn't me.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32If you had it on the
0:14:32 > 0:14:33counter, it wasn't me.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35If you had it on the sofa...
0:14:35 > 0:14:36The shower.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37We're going to have to say the bed.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38It would make more sense.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Bathroom floor.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41The bathroom floor?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Is not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Wrestlers, would you like to have a
0:14:45 > 0:14:46go for a bonus point?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48We think it's on camera.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49On camera is the right answer.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51The bathroom floor happens elsewhere
0:14:51 > 0:14:52in the song.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54What is this?
0:14:54 > 0:14:55It's Shaggy. It Wasn't Me.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57It's not Craig David. Craig David's
0:14:57 > 0:14:59one is about doing it every day.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Monday, we made love.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Tuesday, we made love.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Wednesday, Thursday...
0:15:03 > 0:15:04It makes it sound like taking the
0:15:04 > 0:15:06bins out.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Relentless, day after day for
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Craig David. For Shaggy,
0:15:08 > 0:15:10it was more about the areas.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11He's not singing, of course.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Rikrok. Rikrok is the singer.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Shaggy just shouts "It wasn't me" in
0:15:16 > 0:15:17these various places.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19On camera would be the next one in
0:15:19 > 0:15:21that chorus, well-remembered.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Wrestlers, you get a bonus point and
0:15:24 > 0:15:26you get a choice. Horned Viper.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27The Horned Viper. What would
0:15:27 > 0:15:28come fourth in
0:15:28 > 0:15:30this picture sequence?
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Here's the first.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Cumberland.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Next, please.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43French mustard? French mustard.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Cumberland sausage.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Ingredients of something.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Next, please.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Jelly. Green jelly, yellow mustard.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Or Jell-O. Jell-O, mustard, French
0:15:58 > 0:16:00mustard. French jelly.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Green eggs and ham?
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Clareites, you have the chance of a bonus point.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Let's try custard.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Is the right answer!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15As many people at home will be
0:16:15 > 0:16:17shouting. Do you know why? We think
0:16:17 > 0:16:18it's a rhyme of some kind,
0:16:18 > 0:16:20because mustard rhymes with custard.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22That's the thing. Some viewers will
0:16:22 > 0:16:23have been nervous to see the image
0:16:23 > 0:16:24of a hot sausage so soon after the
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Shaggy song.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Hot sausage, very much
0:16:27 > 0:16:28a problem for him.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30But actually, no, it's the lovely
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Food, Glorious Food from the
0:16:31 > 0:16:33musical Oliver,
0:16:33 > 0:16:35"Hot sausage and mustard, while
0:16:35 > 0:16:36"we're in the mood, cold jelly and
0:16:36 > 0:16:38"custard. Pease pudding and
0:16:38 > 0:16:39"saveloys, what next is the
0:16:39 > 0:16:41"question? Rich gentlemen have it,
0:16:41 > 0:16:42boys..." Indigestion.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Indigestion is absolutely right,
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Food, Glorious Food.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48So custard is the answer, well done.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50One question remaining.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51It's the Two Reeds.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53First clue coming up now.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Next, please.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Are these stages of, like,
0:17:03 > 0:17:04a cake or something?
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Can we go next? Go next.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Next, please.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Semi-sec. Sec. Is it, like,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14types of champagne?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Just working across. Anyway. OK.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Sec.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Sec is the right answer.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21And what's the sequence?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23It's something to do with flavour
0:17:23 > 0:17:25of wine or champagne?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27It's sweetness of champagne,
0:17:27 > 0:17:29getting from sweet to dry,
0:17:29 > 0:17:31going along the sequence,
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Demi-sec and then Sec would mean dry.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Clue two, Moelleux.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Can you pronounce that,
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Monsieur Grouille?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Moelleux. Moelleux. That is correct.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Sec would be the dry form of wine.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43That's fourth in the sequence.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45At the end of Round Two, the
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Wrestlers have six points,
0:17:46 > 0:17:48the Clareites have ten.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54The Connecting Wall now, the 16 jumbled-up clues that the teams have
0:17:54 > 0:17:56to sort into four connected groups of four.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59You get to go first this time, Clareites, so, please, choose,
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Lion or Water?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03We'll go for water, please, Victoria.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05OK, the Water will feature 16 clues.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06There is one perfect solution.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10You have two and a half minutes to find it...starting now.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13The Big Short was a film that was animated...
0:18:13 > 0:18:15The Maltese Falcon.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Lorraine is a Daytime TV show.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Japanese Chin is just like a... dog even.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Daytime TV Shows. Loose Women, Tipping Point, Lorraine.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29What else is a daytime TV show?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Judge Rinder, maybe.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Crosses.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Maltese Cross, Greek cross.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Calvary cross?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42You sure about this daytime TV thing?
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Loose Women, though.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Crosses, cross, cross, cross.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52No. Are there any crosses?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Pomeranian. It is a dog.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Maltese is a dog dog. It's a dog dog. OK.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Calvary dog. There we go.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Crosses.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Maybe Big Short could be a TV show.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Yeah, I like that.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07What were the other three?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I think that's Big Short, Lorraine...
0:19:10 > 0:19:12We'll come back to that.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Books? Tipping Point, that's a book.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23The God Particle is a book as well, I think.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24I'm not sure about the three.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26The Big Short is a book.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28What is Judge Rinder? I have no idea, could be a TV show.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33St Peter's Basilica.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Shall we think of the fourth book?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Quiche Lorraine.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Information point.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Three strikes and you're out now.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52That is a book? No. That's a TV show.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Drunkard's Walk. Loose Women.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57OK. Tipping Point. Oh, yeah, we can't do it.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Have we tried that already?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01The God Particle... Oh, that's so familiar.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04I think it's something to do with physics.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06We've got a very limited time. Oh, it is.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Maybe Judge Rinder, TV shows...hang on...
0:20:14 > 0:20:16We're running out of time.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Ten seconds.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Sorry, I'm going to say these are theories.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21That's it, your three strikes, and
0:20:21 > 0:20:22the wall has frozen.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25But you found two groups. What about the connections?
0:20:25 > 0:20:30Japanese Chin, Griffon Bruxellois, Maltese, Pomeranian.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Those are types of dog.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35They are. Could you be more specific? They're quite small dogs.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Japanese Chin is like a cat-dog.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38It's a dog that looks like a cat.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39It's got big eyes.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42I think the Kennel Club would say toy dogs,
0:20:42 > 0:20:44rather than a dog that looks like a cat.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47But they are all dogs and they are all small dogs. That's right.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49What about the green group, starting Greek?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51We think these are all crosses.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52They are the crosses. Greek crosses.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Greek Cross, St Peter's Cross, Lorraine Cross and Calvary Cross.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56And you can still get points for the
0:20:56 > 0:20:58connections in the groups you didn't
0:20:58 > 0:21:00find, so let's resolve the wall. There you go.
0:21:00 > 0:21:05Big Short, Information, Drunkard's Walk, God Particle.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09We think these are theories in physics.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13I'm afraid they're not theories in physics and I think you knew it.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15They're just books. Novels. Not novels, either.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Works of non-fiction. You need a The.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19The Big Short, that's the one about the housing bubble.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21The Information, The Drunkard's Walk,
0:21:21 > 0:21:22The God Particle,
0:21:22 > 0:21:25these are works of non-fiction.
0:21:25 > 0:21:30And the last turquoise group, starting Judge Rinder, Masterpiece,
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Tipping Point and Loose Women?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I think it's daytime TV shows.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35They are, yes. I don't know whether
0:21:35 > 0:21:37this Judge one, would you say that
0:21:37 > 0:21:38rhymes with Tinder or Grinder?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I'm going to go with Rin-der, but I don't know.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43I simply don't know. I've never watched the show.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44They are daytime TV shows.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Or used it.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50You quickly clarify. You did find two groups and three connections.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52That is a total of five.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Let's bring in the Wrestlers now,
0:21:53 > 0:21:55give them a new connecting wall to
0:21:55 > 0:21:56wrestle with and see what they can do
0:21:56 > 0:21:59about solving it. It will be the Lion wall for you,
0:21:59 > 0:22:02two and a half minutes, of course, starting now.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05OK, pedal bike.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Cromwell... Hammer of the Scots? Cromwell is...
0:22:10 > 0:22:12People called Jeremy?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Jeremy Irons,
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Jeremy Hardy. Jeremy Hardy.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18North. Jeremy Davis?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Belly...
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Yeah, North West, Key West.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30North West. Key West.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Beer belly, beer goggles... Yeah.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36..beer garden, beer mat.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40No. Beer pong. Beer pong. Hang on, try these.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Right then. What could belly be?
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Hammer...
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Was Cromwell called The Hammer of the Irish or something like that?
0:22:54 > 0:22:59Stone, North, the colonels. These colonels, Stone, North...
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Oliver North and Oliver Cromwell. Oliver Hardy.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Oliver Kahn. Footballer.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Leave out Cromwell.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Leave out North.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22There's not a way to do this. I'll go again.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25You two think while I do this.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30You've got a minute left.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Right, OK.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34And three strikes, of course.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Pedal bin? Beer belly.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Belly flop?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Pork belly pork.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Hammer. Hardy. Irons. It's Jeremy Hardy and Jeremy Irons.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Jeremy Davis? If we try...
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Do we have two Jeremys?
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Pedal cycle. Key cycle.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Pedal. It's worth thinking about the words themselves.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Is it skeleton key? Skeleton hammer.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Iron hammer. Iron key.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Iron pedal. What's Agraffe?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Angela Davis.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Thomas Hardy.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18No, that's it, that's your three gos.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21The wall has frozen, but you found two groups.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22What about the connections?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Tell me about the blue group, starting mat.
0:24:24 > 0:24:29Beer. Beer mat, beer goggles, beer garden, beer pong, that is correct.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31And the green group, starting Kahn?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Famous Olivers. That's right.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Oliver Cromwell, Oliver Kahn, Oliver North, Oliver Stone.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38You can still get points for the connections in the groups you didn't
0:24:38 > 0:24:40find, so let's resolve the wall.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42That's how it should have looked.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Pedal, key, belly, Agraffe.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Cycles? That's not it.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Now, you were going to be hot on music.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52They are parts of a piano. Ah!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54The belly is just the sound board of a piano.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55All piano parts.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59And the turquoise group, Hardy, Irons, Hammer, Davis?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Jeremys? They're not Jeremys.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04What they are, and this is quite a tough one,
0:25:04 > 0:25:06actors who have played twins.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Ah. Jeremy Irons played the twin brothers in Dead Ringers.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Oliver Hardy's Our Relations.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Well, Tom Hardy played the Kray twins.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21And Armie Hammer played those twin brothers in The Social Network,
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Remember the Winklevi?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25And Bette Davis played twin sisters.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28All actors who played twins, a tricky one.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30But you found two groups and you gave me the two connections,
0:25:30 > 0:25:32so that is a total of four points.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Let's have a look at the overall scores.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39The Wrestlers have ten points, the Clareites have 15.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44So the outcome will be decided in the missing vowels round,
0:25:44 > 0:25:48where points can be won and lost, so, teams, beware.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Fingers on buzzers.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52I can tell you that the first group
0:25:52 > 0:25:57are all adjectives involving parts of the face.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Clareites. Beady-eyed. Correct.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Clareites. Rosy-cheeked.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Yes, it is.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Clareites. Stiff... No, sorry.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Not it. Wrestlers? Do you know?
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Stiff nosed? No, it's toffee-nosed.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18You'd need an S.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Next clue.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Clareites. Mealy-mouthed.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Correct. Next category.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Wrestlers? How do you do?
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Very well, thank you.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Clareites? Pleased to meet you.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Correct.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Wrestlers. Well played.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Indeed.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Clareites. Congratulations.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Well done. Next category.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Wrestlers. Chuck Berry. Correct.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Wrestlers. TS Eliot.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Well done.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Clareites. Maya Angelou.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Correct.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Clareites. Jon Hamm.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Lovely. Next category, less lovely.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Clareites. Council. Correct.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Clareites. Capital gains.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Correct.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Wrestlers. Value added.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Yes, it is.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Clareites. Inheritance.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Correct. Next category.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32But we won't have another category
0:27:32 > 0:27:34because the bell has gone for the end
0:27:34 > 0:27:36of the quiz. What a fantastic Round Four.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37That was really competitive.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39I really enjoyed that one.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41I can tell you that at the conclusion of it,
0:27:41 > 0:27:44finishing in second place with 15 points,
0:27:44 > 0:27:46it's the Wrestlers.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49And the winners, with 24, are the Clareites.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51So, very well done.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53You are through to the next round.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Wrestlers, if you finish among the
0:27:55 > 0:27:57highest-scoring losers in this half of
0:27:57 > 0:28:00the draw, you'll be coming through to another round as well,
0:28:00 > 0:28:03so I hope we will see you again.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Before we go, there's something I'd like to say.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Ever since we moved here from the rarefied world of BBC Four,
0:28:08 > 0:28:09every week during the show,
0:28:09 > 0:28:12people write to me on Twitter to ask what I'm wearing.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15Now, I don't want to be all knee jerk offended and political,
0:28:15 > 0:28:17but I ask you, would you write to This Week
0:28:17 > 0:28:18and ask what Michael Portillo was
0:28:18 > 0:28:20wearing? I know I have.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22In fact, I've written to offer to
0:28:22 > 0:28:24collect anything that Michael Portillo
0:28:24 > 0:28:26has worn...for charity.
0:28:27 > 0:28:31And the day that he replies, so will I. Goodbye.