0:00:23 > 0:00:25Good evening.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Cartographers have recently worked out that, based on current maps
0:00:28 > 0:00:31and assuming they set off from their native Leith,
0:00:31 > 0:00:36travelling via the Zeebrugge ferry, that The Proclaimers' girlfriend
0:00:36 > 0:00:38lives in the Polish town of Bialystok.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41And it's that kind of rigorous thinking that I'm hoping to see
0:00:41 > 0:00:43from tonight's new teams, who are...
0:00:43 > 0:00:47On my right, Derek Caudwell,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50a freelance indexer, whose recent books have included
0:00:50 > 0:00:52titles on accountancy,
0:00:52 > 0:00:56landscape gardening, training for beauty salons and welding.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Andy Crane, a retired business analyst, who married his wife
0:00:59 > 0:01:03in Sri Lanka and travelled to the ceremony on an elephant.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05And their captain, Traci Whitehead,
0:01:05 > 0:01:08a medieval and renaissance studies graduate, who enjoys
0:01:08 > 0:01:12playing and writing live action role-play games.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16United by a fascination with their families, they are the Genealogists.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19How has your team been preparing for Only Connect?
0:01:19 > 0:01:20We've been training our brain cells
0:01:20 > 0:01:22by feeding them copious amounts of alcohol, to strengthen them.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26You will be facing tonight... On my left, Jeremy Partington,
0:01:26 > 0:01:30a civil servant who conducts guided tours of the crypts
0:01:30 > 0:01:32at Nunhead Cemetery in London.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Chris James, a software developer
0:01:34 > 0:01:37who once saw Charlton Heston fall down a hole
0:01:37 > 0:01:39at a set of roadworks.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41And their captain, Jonathan Carter,
0:01:41 > 0:01:45a law graduate who once chased ornithologist Bill Oddie
0:01:45 > 0:01:48to his dressing room, in pursuit of an autograph.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50United by a soft spot for surrealism,
0:01:50 > 0:01:52they are the Surrealists.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55How are the Surrealists feeling, ahead of tonight's heat?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I think we're as prepared as we can be for this quiz,
0:01:57 > 0:02:00and we're hoping the questions just fall our way.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02We'll start, as is only traditional, with round one.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06What is the connection between four apparently random clues?
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Surrealists, you won the toss
0:02:07 > 0:02:09but you've decided to put the Genealogists in first.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Traci, please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph. Lion, please.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18What is the connection between these apparently random clues?
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Here's the first.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24THEY CONFER
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Next, please.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34It's words that nearly have the same letters
0:02:34 > 0:02:36but with minor variations, isn't it?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Iceland and Ireland have a letter difference.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Million and billion have got a letter difference.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Shall we go for that? Yeah.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46BUZZER CHIMES
0:02:46 > 0:02:49They're words which are different by only one letter.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Ireland and Iceland, million and billion.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56Much as I salute your brave gamble coming in after two clues,
0:02:56 > 0:03:01I can also give you the points. It's the right answer, well done.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06You saw the codes for Ireland and Iceland, and million and billion.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07One letter difference each time.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09What are these clues you didn't need?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Beta. And theta? Beta and zeta, the Greek letters.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Caesium and... Something else.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Chromium? Curium.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Curium, those are the elements, yes.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24They are clues that would, when spelled out,
0:03:24 > 0:03:27differ by only one letter. Well done for three points.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Surrealists, your turn to choose. Water, please.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30MUSICAL CHIME
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Ah.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33The music question, nice and early.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36You'll be hearing your clues. What connects them?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Here's the first.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42# I know I won't be late Cos at half past eight... #
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Next, please.
0:03:44 > 0:03:51# I've spent all of my life in search of your love... #
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Next, please.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57# Just waiting for bread
0:03:57 > 0:04:03# Once I built a railroad I made it run...
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Next, please.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09# Bad times are coming And I reap what I don't sow
0:04:09 > 0:04:14# Well, let me tell you somethin' All that glitters ain't gold... #
0:04:14 > 0:04:19Three seconds. Try that. What? Apprentice theme tunes.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Themes to television shows? They're not.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25They'd make good themes to television shows,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27but they don't have that connection.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Genealogists, you have the chance of a bonus point.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32We think they all have "buddy" in the title.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33That's not it, either.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35You're thinking of the third clue,
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Bing Crosby, Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?
0:04:38 > 0:04:42We also heard Al Jolson, About A Quarter To Nine,
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Lionel Richie, Penny Lover.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46The last one, I Need A dollar.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49They're titles contain American currency.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54Quarter, penny, dime, dollar. I interviewed Lionel Richie once.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57He's incredibly attractive.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00You wouldn't think so, because you picture the sort of wet perm
0:05:00 > 0:05:04and the '80s clothes and the dancing shoes and think of a comical figure.
0:05:04 > 0:05:10Incredibly attractive. He's no Portillo, but I was very impressed.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13No bonus points, unfortunately, Genealogists,
0:05:13 > 0:05:16but you may choose a question. Two Reeds, please.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27They might be grace notes, are they?
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Next, please.
0:05:30 > 0:05:36Lotharios. What can you say about lotharios?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Next, please.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43That's the Wolverhampton Wanderers.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48So is it wandering? Wandering. Wanderers.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Wandering or Wanderers.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Another brave gamble.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57This time, I'm afraid not the answer I'm looking for,
0:05:57 > 0:05:59so I'm going to show the fourth clue
0:05:59 > 0:06:02to the Surrealists, for a possible bonus point. Wolf?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Wolves. That is the right answer.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Yes, the Molineux team are Wolverhampton Wanderers.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09You went for the wrong half of it.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13And these other things - unfortunately,
0:06:13 > 0:06:16the answer to this question is a word that I cannot say.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21I can't pronounce it. So I'm going to ask you to say the word for me.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25A violin's extraneous discordant notes are known as...
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Wolves, presumably.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31And lotharios, you know a slang term for them would be... Wolves.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33And we know the football team
0:06:33 > 0:06:37and, of course, Canis lupus is the Latin word for... Wolf.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Thank you very much.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42You get the bonus point and you may choose your question.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Horned Viper, please.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45These are going to be picture clues.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Something connects them all. What is it? First one coming in now.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53That's an...aye-aye, I think.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Next, please.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58THEY CONFER
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Next, please.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Dalziel. It's Roman numerals. DL.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Yeah, it is. Oh. So what's it going down?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Just say Roman numerals.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Roman numerals.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25They are homophones for Roman numerals.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Don't worry about going up and down, it's not a sequence.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I'll show you the last clue. It would have been Excel.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34So of course, the digits in the right-hand corner
0:07:34 > 0:07:37are the numbers for which these would be the Roman numerals.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40What are we looking at? So that's the aye-aye.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43IV. DL.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44From Dalziel And Pascoe.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Not everyone knows how to pronounce that,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49it's written D-A-L-Z-I-E-L, but pronounced D-L.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Homophones for Roman numerals, well done. Back to you, Genealogists.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56What would you like? Eye of Horus, please.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59What is the connection between these clues? Here is the first.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04THEY CONFER
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Next, please.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Chain reaction...
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Next, please.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Next, please.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Hungarian inventors.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36The nuclear? Don't know about that. Three seconds.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Invented or developed by Hungarians.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45They were all invented or developed by Hungarians.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I speak a little Hungarian.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49That is the right answer.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53What can you tell me of the relevant Hungarians?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Rubik and Biro for ballpoint pen.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Erno Rubik and Laszlo Biro, that's right.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00The other two, I've got nothing.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Dennis Gabor is the father of holography.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08What about the nuclear chain reaction? Do you know over there?
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Leo Szilard. All born in Budapest, all of these inventors.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14All Hungarians, well done.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17That leaves one question for you, Surrealists.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19It will be the Twisted Flax. Something connects these clues.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Can you find it? Time starts now.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Next, please.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Is that... Twins with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
0:09:34 > 0:09:39Was his mother..? Try it. Yeah? No, no, no. Next, please.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I think we should go for it.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Well, what else could it be?
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Next, please.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55No, that's Bart Simpson.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00Is it? Yeah.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Homer Simpson.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07A little more specific, please?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10They're the voices of the people
0:10:10 > 0:10:13who are that relation to Homer Simpson.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17I will accept Homer Simpson, because he is the uniting factor,
0:10:17 > 0:10:21but they are the relatives of Homer Simpson in that great cartoon.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26That means at the end of Round One, the Surrealists have four points.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28The Genealogists have four points.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33On to Round Two, the sequences round.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35You will be going first again, Genealogists.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Which hieroglyph would you like? The lion, please.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40MUSICAL CHIME
0:10:40 > 0:10:45It's a musical sequence. So, you may hear up to three pieces of music.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49I want to know what sort of thing you would expect to hear fourth.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52The first one is coming in now.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56# Oh, my love, my darling... #
0:10:56 > 0:11:01That's Unchained Melody. Next.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02# Whoa, my love... #
0:11:02 > 0:11:06That's another version of it. That was Jimmy Young. So...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Was it Gareth Gates who did it?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Gareth Gates?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14There was Robson and Green.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Robson and Green, and then Gareth Gates. Robson and Jerome.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Gareth Gates, singing Unchained Melody.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24The right answer would be Gareth Gates singing Unchained Melody.
0:11:24 > 0:11:30Well done. What did we hear? Jimmy Young. Then the Righteous Brothers.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35Then, Robson and Jerome, presumably. Yes.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36The viewers will be saying
0:11:36 > 0:11:39that that's just four versions of Unchained Melody.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40The earliest one was Jimmy Young.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43They were number ones, weren't they?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45There were many versions of Unchained Melody,
0:11:45 > 0:11:47but these are the ones that were number one.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50In fourth place, Gareth Gates.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53We don't have that recorded, but I think we could give people
0:11:53 > 0:11:58a sense of what Gareth Gates sounded like when he sang Unchained Melody.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Let's have a go. One, two, three.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05# Oh, my love, my darling
0:12:05 > 0:12:09# I hunger for your kiss
0:12:09 > 0:12:12# A long lonely night... #
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Absolutely lovely. I will say it's "I've hungered for your touch".
0:12:15 > 0:12:18I'm interested that all three of you went with "kiss",
0:12:18 > 0:12:20almost telepathically.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Not being male, I wasn't singing, I was letting my teammates...
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Well, it was lovely.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30I almost felt that Gareth Gates himself was standing behind me,
0:12:30 > 0:12:31looking horrified.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Very well done there, Surrealists, back to you for a choice.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41Twisted Flax, please. What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Here is the first.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Is it going to be a spectrum? Next, please.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54THEY CONFER
0:12:57 > 0:12:58What can it be?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00It's Re, Mi, Fa,
0:13:00 > 0:13:03so it would be SO and then a large G.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Do, Re, Mi, Fa, So...
0:13:09 > 0:13:13s-o in lower case and then a capital G.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Is the right answer for three points. Well done.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18What are we looking at?
0:13:18 > 0:13:23We're looking at the musical scale going upwards, and letters of the...
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Oh, no, it's the letter they represent
0:13:25 > 0:13:28in the musical scale, isn't it?
0:13:28 > 0:13:33Well, we're in the scale of C. It is another musical sequence.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37So it's Do, Re, Mi in the scale of C,
0:13:37 > 0:13:41so the So note would relate to G. Well done.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Back to you, Genealogists. What would you like? Water, please.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49What would come fourth? Here is the first.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Jacques Santer. Of the EU.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Yeah. Next, please.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Santer, Prodi...
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Juncker. I'm thinking Juncker.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Go for it? Yeah.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Juncker.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Is the right answer. There's some very good early buzzing.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15What are we looking at?
0:14:15 > 0:14:20The chairman, well, president of the Euro Commission.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23That's absolutely right. Can you do the first names?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25It's Jacques Santer.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Jacques Santer. He was the former prime minister of Luxembourg.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30He and his team resigned
0:14:30 > 0:14:33on the day a report was published into administrative malpractice.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36I don't know what happened to him. I think he went to FIFA.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41And the second? Romano Prodi. He was the Prime Minister of?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Not sure. Italy.
0:14:44 > 0:14:50Italy. And Barroso? Juan Manuel? Jose Manuel.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53And the last one, 2014 onwards, Jean-Claude Juncker,
0:14:53 > 0:14:55former Prime Minister of Luxembourg.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58All presidents of the European Commission. Well done.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Surrealists, what would you like next? Eye of Horus, please.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03The Eye of Horus, OK.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06What will come fourth in this interesting sequence?
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Here's the first.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Cube equals x, so 2 cubed equals...
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Next, please.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Two to the power of zero is one...
0:15:20 > 0:15:22So it's, so it's...
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Yeah, no, it's zero equals one...
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Yeah, but you need to say what
0:15:27 > 0:15:29one is. So it's had a victory. OK.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33So, a little raised zero
0:15:33 > 0:15:36equals had a victory.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37As you have done yourself
0:15:37 > 0:15:38in this question,
0:15:38 > 0:15:40that is absolutely right,
0:15:40 > 0:15:41zero equals, was victorious,
0:15:41 > 0:15:42for example, in a quiz.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Very well done. And I think you
0:15:44 > 0:15:45spotted it at the very first clue.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47What's going on here?
0:15:47 > 0:15:48So, if you, it's
0:15:48 > 0:15:50two to the power of 3 is eight,
0:15:50 > 0:15:52and so consumed is a synonym
0:15:52 > 0:15:54for the homophone of the number.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56That's absolutely right, it is
0:15:56 > 0:15:57homophones of the powers of two.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Two cubed is eight,
0:15:58 > 0:16:00sounds like consumed.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Two to the power two, four,
0:16:01 > 0:16:02in favour of, two to the
0:16:02 > 0:16:04power of one, two itself,
0:16:04 > 0:16:05and two to the power of zero,
0:16:05 > 0:16:08of course, is one, because anything
0:16:08 > 0:16:09to the power of zero is one.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Good quizzing, goodness me.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Very impressive scoring at this
0:16:13 > 0:16:14point. What would you like,
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Genealogists ? Two Reeds, please.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Two Reeds, OK. You're going to see
0:16:17 > 0:16:19some picture clues.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20They will be coming in a sequence.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21What will be fourth?
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Here's the first.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Saturn. Saturn.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Next, please.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30The sun. Saturn, the sun...
0:16:43 > 0:16:45You can't go towards the sun
0:16:45 > 0:16:47and go to anywhere else.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49It might be alphabetical. Oh, I see
0:16:49 > 0:16:51what you mean, alphabetically.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Shall we go?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56V, try V.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58A picture of Venus.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I know what you're thinking, and I'm
0:17:00 > 0:17:02afraid that is not a sequence.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03I'm not going to let you talk us
0:17:03 > 0:17:04through it, because it might give
0:17:04 > 0:17:06too much away to the other team,
0:17:06 > 0:17:07but I'm afraid I can't accept that.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08I will show the third in the
0:17:08 > 0:17:10sequence to the Surrealists
0:17:10 > 0:17:11for a possible bonus point.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Saturn, Sun, Moon, yeah?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Is it the... Can't be that.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17I can't let you chat.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18The smallest object, so,
0:17:18 > 0:17:20what's smaller than the moon?
0:17:20 > 0:17:21No, that's too long, I'm afraid,
0:17:21 > 0:17:22and you haven't got it.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Now... Days of the week.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25It's days of the week, isn't it?
0:17:25 > 0:17:26You're not just arraying
0:17:26 > 0:17:27various things in the sky
0:17:27 > 0:17:29in alphabetical order.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Yes, Saturn, that is etymologically
0:17:31 > 0:17:33responsible for Saturday,
0:17:33 > 0:17:35the Sun for Sunday, Moon for Monday,
0:17:35 > 0:17:36and we wanted what?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Thor. Thor. It's actually Tyr,
0:17:39 > 0:17:41the Norse god Tyr,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43god of victory, ironically enough,
0:17:43 > 0:17:44having just missed it there,
0:17:44 > 0:17:47giving his name to Tuesday.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Days of the week, well spotted,
0:17:48 > 0:17:49but a little too late.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51One question remaining for you,
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Surrealists, the Horned Viper.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55What will come fourth in this
0:17:55 > 0:17:56sequence? Here's the first.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Next, please.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Helena is the capital of Montana,
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Sacramento is the capital
0:18:07 > 0:18:09of California. Right.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10So, a sequence,
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Montana, California...
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Next, please.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Texas.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Is it sizes of states?
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Oh, the size of the state.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23So, Alaska. Alaska, yeah. So, Juneau. Juneau.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Juneau. Is the right answer.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30And what's the sequence?
0:18:30 > 0:18:31We think they're the
0:18:31 > 0:18:33state capital of states
0:18:33 > 0:18:35in ascending order of size.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Size of the state.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38That's absolutely right.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39It's simply the states getting
0:18:39 > 0:18:41bigger, and the capital of Alaska,
0:18:41 > 0:18:43the biggest state, would be Juneau.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46I once snogged a Texan Marxist.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48My friend Charlie said,
0:18:48 > 0:18:51"That is a statistical anomaly akin
0:18:51 > 0:18:53"to finding a Cornish astronaut."
0:18:53 > 0:18:55It was a very interesting evening.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56No disrespect to Cornwall, may be
0:18:56 > 0:18:58full of astronauts for all I know.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00That means, at the end of round two,
0:19:00 > 0:19:02the Genealogists have 10 points,
0:19:02 > 0:19:04the Surrealists have 12.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Time now for the connecting wall.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11There are 16 clues, all jumbled up,
0:19:11 > 0:19:14that need sorting into four connected groups of four.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Your turn to go first this time, Surrealists.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18And in a surreal twist, just for you,
0:19:18 > 0:19:21none of the clues has anything to do with any of the others!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Excellent(!)
0:19:23 > 0:19:26No, they do, it's Sudoku-like solution we're looking for.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Would you like Lion or Water?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Lion, please. OK, good choice.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Your two and a half minutes start now.
0:19:38 > 0:19:43St Albans, St Kilda, St Ives... Louis?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Albans, Kilda...
0:19:50 > 0:19:51That's, um...
0:19:51 > 0:19:54There's an American composer. So, Ives...
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Barber. Barber.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Glass. Sousa.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Cage. Oh, yes.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Sousa.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06OK, you've got, he was a detective.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Oh, Lucia.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Um, Mapple, maybe?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Granger?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15They're monks. He's a monk.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Friar Tuck. Friar Tuck.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19That's tuck shop, sweat shop. Barber shop.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Let's put tuck shop, sweat shop, barber shop, Photoshop. Workshop.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Workshop, instead.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28There isn't... Yes, there is.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35OK, so we've got... Three strikes and you're out, now.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37We've got St Albans, St Kilda,
0:20:37 > 0:20:39St Louis, St Lucia.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43So we've got Cadfael, Tuck, Granger and Mapple.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46So are they... Are Granger and Mapple monks?
0:20:46 > 0:20:47They're friars, aren't they?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Friar, Friar Mapple.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52We'll do, members of monastic... We'll say monks.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54OK, yeah.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Shall I put it in? Try.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57We've got shop, composers...
0:20:59 > 0:21:01That's it, you've solved the wall. Very well done.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Four groups, what can you tell me about the connections?
0:21:04 > 0:21:08We'll start with the first blue group, starting Sousa.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11They're composers. It's not Sou-sa, is it, it's Soo-za
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Sousa. They are composers. What sort of composers?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Uh... Are they all American?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18They are, they're 20th century American composers.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20And what about the green group, starting work?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22They can all be followed by the word shop.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Yes, they can. Workshop, Photoshop, barbershop, sweatshop.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29And the purple group, starting "Lewis" or Louis?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32They all have Saint in front of them. To give place names.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34That's right, so it would be St Louis, Missouri,
0:21:34 > 0:21:38St Lucia, St Albans and St Kilda.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41And what about the turquoise group, starting Mapple or "maple"?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43We think that they're monks.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47They are not monks. You're in the right area, but went too specific.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52Friars. No, they're clergy. Now, you're thinking of men, aren't you?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55But Granger is Geraldine Granger from the Vicar Of Dibley.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Not a monk, not a friar.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59She is a lady vicar, so not monks.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01More generally, clergy.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02But you did find four groups
0:22:02 > 0:22:05and three connections. That is a total of seven.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Let's bring in the Genealogists now, give them a new connecting wall
0:22:08 > 0:22:10with different jumbled-up clues
0:22:10 > 0:22:11and see what they can do about solving it.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14It's the water wall for you, because the Lion's been taken.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17You have two and a half minutes, starting now.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Mercurial, fickle, capricious... Erratic.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Oh, Gwyn, Wight, um, LeBlanc,
0:22:32 > 0:22:33something else that means white?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39De Witt? No.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Um, what else have we got? Corrie, erratic,
0:22:43 > 0:22:46these are all, um, geographical terms.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Right, OK.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Mercurial, capricious... Fickle...
0:22:56 > 0:22:57And Kittle?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Oh, OK, right.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Three strikes now, and you're out.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Hang on. Take your time.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Rod Stewart? Hunter and Weisz, they're wives of Rod Stewart.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Oh, Rachel Weisz, Rachel Hunter, yes, could be.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Rachels?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16I don't know the others. Weisz, Riley and Hunter.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Riley, Weisz, Rachel...
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Anybody know about Treweek? No.
0:23:24 > 0:23:29I think De Witt, Treweek, Le Blanc and either Wight or Gwyn.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33It'll be Wight. Wight means person.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Isle of Wight, Isle of Man.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Rachel Wight, and try for
0:23:37 > 0:23:38the other Rachel. No.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Right, so...
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Rachel De Witt, Rachel LeBlanc, Weisz, Riley, Hunter...
0:23:47 > 0:23:49No, OK. One more to go then.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Try, try for the, try for the...
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Gwyn then.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Meaning...? As a Rachel.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Rachel Gwyn, Rachel Weisz, help me out here.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01No, Not Rachel Weisz.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Rachel... We've got Rachel Riley.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Hunter? Hunter.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08And...
0:24:10 > 0:24:12De Witt?
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Can we work out what the other one
0:24:13 > 0:24:15is before we commit? No. Ten seconds.
0:24:15 > 0:24:1810 seconds. Pick one. Rachel De Witt.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22No, that's not it. You're out of goes and the wall is frozen.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25But you found two groups. And what about the connections?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Arete, Corrie, Erratic, Roche Moutanee.
0:24:28 > 0:24:33Geological terms around glaciers. Mountains.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36They're features of glacial erosion. Landscapes. Absolutely right.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40And the green group, Kittle, Fickle, Mercurial, Capricious.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44They all mean... Well, mercurial, capricious, um,
0:24:44 > 0:24:46slightly flaky,
0:24:46 > 0:24:48um... Unpredictable. Unpredictable.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Yeah, they're synonyms of each other and they all mean unpredictable.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52And you can still get points for the
0:24:52 > 0:24:55connections in the groups you didn't find, so let's resolve the wall.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58There we go. Riley, Treweek,
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Weisz, Hunter. Are they all Rachels, then? I'm not sure.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04They're all Rachels?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06They are all Rachels!
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Rachel Treweek, you don't know?
0:25:07 > 0:25:11No. A theme of this week's show is not knowing the female clergy.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Bishop of Gloucester.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Oh, OK. She's the Bishop of Gloucester.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Very impressive trajectory.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19And what about the last turquoise group,
0:25:19 > 0:25:21starting Gwyn?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23They all mean white. I think they all mean white.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25All from the root white.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27They do all mean white. They're common surnames that mean white.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28White is W-I-G-H`T,
0:25:28 > 0:25:31it does mean a person or a man in old writing.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34It means a lot of things and one of them is white. OK.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38So, you found two groups and four connections,
0:25:38 > 0:25:39that's a total of six.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Let's have a look at the scores.
0:25:41 > 0:25:46The Genealogists have 16 points, the Surrealists have 19.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50So, pretty close, as we go into the missing vowels round,
0:25:50 > 0:25:53which will decide the outcome of the quiz.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I can tell you that the first group of missing vowel clues
0:25:58 > 0:26:01are all adjectives involving colours.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Genealogists.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Yellow-bellied. Correct.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Surrealists.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Black-hearted. Correct.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Surrealists. Red-faced. Correct.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Genealogists.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22White-knuckle. Correct.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Next category, similes.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Genealogists.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Sick as a parrot. Correct.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Genealogists.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Smart as a whip. Correct.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Surrealists.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Clean as a whistle. Yes, it is.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Surrealists.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Blind as a bat. Correct.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Next category, things that are lacking in justice.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Genealogists.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Show trial. Correct.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Surrealists.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Star chamber. Yes, it is.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Surrealists.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01Kangaroo court. Correct.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Genealogists.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Vigilantism. Correct.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Next category, comedy duos.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Surrealists.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Hope and Crosby. Yes, it is.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Surrealists.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Cook and Moore. Well done.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Surrealists.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Lucas and Williams. Walliams!
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Can't take that, I'm afraid.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Genealogists, do you know? Lucas and Williams?
0:27:28 > 0:27:29No, it's Lucas and Walliams.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Next clue.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36END-OF`GAME JINGLE
0:27:37 > 0:27:41You buzzed, Surrealists, but there wasn't time to tell me the answer.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Barker and Corbett the last duo.
0:27:42 > 0:27:46But it's the end of the quiz and I can tell you that,
0:27:46 > 0:27:48the winners, and through to the next round,
0:27:48 > 0:27:50with 26 points, are the Surrealists.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Very well done to you. We'll be seeing you again.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Genealogists, you've scored 22 points
0:27:56 > 0:28:00and, with that excellent score, I can tell you you are in our highest
0:28:00 > 0:28:03scoring second place finishes. We'll be seeing you again, as well.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06You'll be in the next sub-round, trying to get to round two.
0:28:06 > 0:28:10So, very well done, everybody. Excellent quizzing all round.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Thanks very much for playing, and for watching.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15Join me next time, for another episode of the quiz so intricate,
0:28:15 > 0:28:17that if it were a maze,
0:28:17 > 0:28:20it would be one with a really unusual cell structure,
0:28:20 > 0:28:22not that normal sort they use to make Corn Flakes.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Yes. That sort of maize.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Deal with it.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Goodbye.