0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello and welcome to Only Connect,
0:00:23 > 0:00:26the quiz that's more confusing than Andy Murray in a T-shirt
0:00:26 > 0:00:30with a George Cross on it - though not nearly as sexy.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Although, having said that, let's meet the teams.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37On my right, Dan Jones,
0:00:37 > 0:00:42a Crown prosecutor who brews his own beer - a pale ale called Nunthorpe.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Raymond Baggaley, a wine enthusiast
0:00:45 > 0:00:48who has built a model railway in his loft
0:00:48 > 0:00:51and is nicknamed Yaya Choo-choo by relatives.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53And their captain, Pete Mitchell,
0:00:53 > 0:00:57a music teacher who plays in a rock band called The Typhoons,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00an acoustic band called The Twophoons
0:01:00 > 0:01:03and a trio called Strum, Thump And Warble.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06United by a love of liquor, they are the Maltsters.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Nice solid group of drinkers - that's my kind of team.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Is there anything you CAN'T do?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15There are many things we can't do. Um, yeah.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Any weaknesses? Any weaknesses as a team?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Not ones that we're willing to own up to at this stage, no.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Let's hope they don't become clear during the play of the quiz.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26You are facing tonight, on my left,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Helen Thomas, a fund manager
0:01:29 > 0:01:33with a passion for 2p slot machines and air hockey.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Robert Colvile, a freelance journalist and author,
0:01:36 > 0:01:41who was described by the Daily Mail as a totalitarian Maoist.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43And their captain, Robert McIlveen,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45a history and politics graduate
0:01:45 > 0:01:48who has smuggled heroine into a prison -
0:01:48 > 0:01:51as part of a test operation for sniffer dogs.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54United by a passion for policy, they are the Policy Wonks.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57How does your team know each other? What brings you here?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Helen and I used to work together at a Think Tank in Westminster,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04at which Robert, here, used to come to a lot of the events we held.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Well, welcome to OUR Think Tank.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09I think you'll find it a little less social.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Let's get on with the quiz. Round One.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14What is the connection between four, apparently random clues?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Maltsters, you won the toss.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19You'll be going first. Please select a hieroglyph.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24OK, what is the connection between these clues?
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Here's the first.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Ubaldo dove sei?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30That's Italian, isn't it?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32"Dove sei" means "Where are you?"
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Next, please.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40I think they're "Where's Wally?"
0:02:40 > 0:02:42in different languages. Yeah?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44BELL
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Are they "Where's Wally?" in different languages?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48After two clues, you get 3 points.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50They absolutely are.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52What languages are we looking at?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Er, the first one's Italian, I think.- That's right.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58He's called Ubaldo.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Swedish?- Swedish?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- It's Norwegian, the second one. - Oh, Norwegian.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Um, is that Welsh?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06It's beautiful Welsh, of course.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- And German, finally.- Wo ist Walter?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11It's a scarier question in German, isn't it?
0:03:11 > 0:03:12I'm not telling you.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14I won't tell you where he is.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16"Where's Wally?" in different languages.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Well done, Maltsters, you get 3 points.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20And Policy Wonks, your chance to choose.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Horned Viper, please. - The Horned Viper.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Ah, these are going to be picture clues.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27They have something in common. What is it?
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Here's the first.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Next, please.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Next, please.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:03:48 > 0:03:50INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Next, please.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59They're all Dutch.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- We'll just buzz.- Three seconds. BUZZER
0:04:04 > 0:04:07They're all paintings by Dutch artists.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09They are not all by Dutch artists,
0:04:09 > 0:04:11so Maltsters, you have the chance for a bonus point.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Are they paintings with parents in the title?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I'm afraid not. That's close.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19But for a bonus, not close enough.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21You're looking at Whistler's Mother.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Is that the one you recognised? - Well, there's the...
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Is it Saturn Devouring His Children by Goya?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29And there's When Did You Last See Your Father?
0:04:29 > 0:04:30That's right and the first one's
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Daughter of Jephthah,
0:04:32 > 0:04:33but they're not all parents.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35The first one is the daughter,
0:04:35 > 0:04:37so we don't see parents in them all.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- Very close but not quite enough for the bonus.- Oh, well.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43You may choose your own question.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Eye of Horus, please.- Eye of Horus. BELL
0:04:46 > 0:04:48It's the music question.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50You'll be hearing the clues. What connects them?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52First one coming in now.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54MUSIC: Moonlight Serenade by Glenn Miller
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Moonlight Serenade. Next, please.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04# Last night after strollin'
0:05:04 > 0:05:07# We got in at half past nine
0:05:07 > 0:05:09# Sittin' at the kitchen fire
0:05:09 > 0:05:12# I asked her to be mine... #
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Next, please.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18# All right, hold on tight now
0:05:18 > 0:05:21# It's down, down to the wire
0:05:21 > 0:05:25# Set your hopes way too high
0:05:25 > 0:05:29# The living's in the way we die... #
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Three seconds. BUZZER
0:05:31 > 0:05:33What do we think? Times of day or...?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35INAUDIBLE
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I need an answer.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39They're all set in the evening
0:05:39 > 0:05:41and involve moonlight.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Not all to do with the evening,
0:05:44 > 0:05:48so Policy Wonks, I'm going to play you a blast of the final clue.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50You get the chance of a bonus point.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53# I'll thank him for his work
0:05:54 > 0:05:57# And your birth and... #
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Do you know the answer?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Are they all by Scottish artists?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02That's not it either.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05It is to do with light, but not the evening.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Natural sources of illumination.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10The third clue, The Living Daylights.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12The one you didn't hear Sunshine On Leith.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14And the first one's Moonlight Serenade.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16And Roamin' In The Gloamin', which is a sort of twilight.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Natural sources of light.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20So, no points there,
0:06:20 > 0:06:22but Policy Wonks, you may choose your own question.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Water, please.- Water. What is the connection between these clues?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Here's the first.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Next, please.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- I think we need to see another one. - Yeah? Next, please.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Back street? Back alley?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Next, please.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Three seconds.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05BUZZER
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Do they all have prizes named after them?
0:07:07 > 0:07:11They do not all have prizes named after them, although a good guess.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I like that one. Maltsters, another bonus chance.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Um, anything?- I can't think.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I don't see anything.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21We have nothing, I'm afraid.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Nothing? That's very interesting.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24These are all characters
0:07:24 > 0:07:26who have attracted the attention
0:07:26 > 0:07:30of the great playwright and filmmaker Mike Leigh.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32He has made films about Gilbert and Sullivan,
0:07:32 > 0:07:34about the artist Turner.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Vera Drake is the illegal abortionist,
0:07:36 > 0:07:38and that beautician and soiree hostess, of course,
0:07:38 > 0:07:44Beverly in the great Abigail's Party, his play and TV drama.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Mike Leigh characters and subjects.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48That was that one.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49OK, you may choose your own question.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Lion, please.- Lion. What is the connection between these clues?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Here's the first.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Next, please.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Carla Lane sitcoms... There's a few. There's Bread, Butterflies.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Shall we take another one?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Next, please.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13International Rescue Craft...
0:08:13 > 0:08:16INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:08:19 > 0:08:21BUZZER
0:08:21 > 0:08:23They're all something "birds".
0:08:23 > 0:08:25They are all to do with birds.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Mythical birds. Very well done.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Coming in after three clues, you get 2 points.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31You didn't need to see the capital of Arizona. That's Phoenix.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33What are we looking at?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Um, the Carla Lane sitcom
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- would be The Liver Birds.- Mm-hmm.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Thunderbirds, International Rescue craft.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Yep.- Indonesian national airline?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43It's called Garuda.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45It's a sort of humanoid bird,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47a religious symbol.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49But they all involve mythical birds.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Well done.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Policy Wonks, there is one question remaining.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Your last chance for points
0:08:54 > 0:08:56this round. It's the Twisted Flax.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Very good luck.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59First clue coming in now.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Next, please.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Teddy bears...
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Shall we go for that?
0:09:13 > 0:09:14BUZZER
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Teddy bears.- Good gamble.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Coming in after two clues,
0:09:18 > 0:09:19you get 3 points.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21They all have ursine familiars.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Tell me about the clues
0:09:22 > 0:09:23we're looking at.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25So, Grayson Perry has Alan Measles.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Alan Measles is the great Grayson Perry's teddy bear god.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Sebastien Flyte
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- in Brideshead Revisited.- Mm-hmm.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Spotty Man is SuperTed's friend
0:09:35 > 0:09:37or foe, I can't remember.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Friend. Very much a friend, yes.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40And, obviously, Christopher Robin
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- has Pooh.- In Winnie-the-Pooh.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44They all have teddy bear friends.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Very well done.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48That means, at the end of Round One...
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Onto Round Two, the sequences round.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Maltsters, you'll be going first again,
0:09:59 > 0:10:01so please choose a sequential question.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Um, Twisted Flax, please. - The Twisted Flax. OK.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07I would like to know what would come fourth in this sequence.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Here's the first.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Next, please.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Next, please.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29They're all national capitals but that's not going to be enough.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31There's a sequence. Um...
0:10:32 > 0:10:34INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:10:34 > 0:10:37They're not summits, something like that?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44We don't have anything to guess at what the last city might be?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Three seconds. BUZZER
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Reykjavik?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- I need an answer.- Reykjavik.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Not the right answer, I'm afraid,
0:10:54 > 0:10:56so Policy Wonks, do you want a go?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- Moscow.- That is the right answer.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59- And why?- It's the capitals
0:10:59 > 0:11:01of the four largest countries
0:11:01 > 0:11:02by land area in reverse order,
0:11:02 > 0:11:04so going up to the largest country.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07That's right. The capitals of America, China, Canada and Russia.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Capitals of the world's largest countries,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13the largest being Russia.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14So, you get a bonus point.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15You may choose your own question.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Eye of Horus, please. - The Eye of Horus.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20What will come fourth in this sequence?
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Here's the first.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Next, please.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Interesting. Get one more?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Yeah.- Next, please.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Sir Christopher Wren said, "I am going to dine with some men.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51"If anyone calls..."
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Let's get it right.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54"I'm at St Paul's."
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- BUZZER - I'm at St Paul's.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00It's a lovely guess, but I'm afraid it's not the right answer.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02So, Maltsters, you have the chance
0:12:02 > 0:12:03of a bonus point.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07I'll BE at St Paul's?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09No, that's basically the same guess,
0:12:09 > 0:12:11but the words are absolutely key.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12You are right, it is a poem.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14It is the Wren clerihew, which says,
0:12:14 > 0:12:15"Sir Christopher Wren said,
0:12:15 > 0:12:17'I'm going to dine with some men.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19'If anyone calls,
0:12:19 > 0:12:21'Say I'm designing St Paul's'".
0:12:21 > 0:12:24That is how that nice little poem ends. "Designing St Paul's."
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Here's another one.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29"The people of Spain think Cervantes
0:12:29 > 0:12:31"Equalled a half a dozen Dantes
0:12:31 > 0:12:33"An opinion resented most bitterly
0:12:33 > 0:12:34"By the people of Italy."
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Clerihews.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Maltsters, you don't get a bonus
0:12:40 > 0:12:42point but you may choose a question.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Um, Water, please.- Water. OK, what would come fourth in this sequence?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Here's the first.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Next, please.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Next, please.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Shall we say that?- Yeah. - BUZZER
0:13:25 > 0:13:26After?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Not the answer, I'm afraid,
0:13:28 > 0:13:30so another bonus option for you.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31It's "About".
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Would be an acceptable answer.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36We've got Ancient Egyptian Sun God.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Why are they acceptable?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39It's "There", "Here", "Ere", "Re".
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- You're taking a letter off each time.- That's it.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43So, something that stands for "Re",
0:13:43 > 0:13:45so "About",
0:13:45 > 0:13:47or the Ancient Egyptian Sun God.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49He's also Ra, he's known as Re.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Let me tell you a great story
0:13:50 > 0:13:52about the Sun God Re.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53I think you'll like this story, Dan.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55He was angry with humanity,
0:13:55 > 0:13:57so he turned his eye into a goddess
0:13:57 > 0:13:59and sent her to wreak vengeance.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01But she was TOO vicious,
0:14:01 > 0:14:02there was too much killing,
0:14:02 > 0:14:03so he thought,
0:14:03 > 0:14:05"How am I going to stop her?"
0:14:05 > 0:14:06So, he said,
0:14:06 > 0:14:07"Come over here, Eye Goddess.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08I've got you some delicious
0:14:08 > 0:14:10jugs of blood."
0:14:10 > 0:14:11She loved blood.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13It wasn't really blood, it was beer
0:14:13 > 0:14:15that contained pomegranate juice,
0:14:15 > 0:14:16so it looked like blood.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18So, she guzzled these jugs
0:14:18 > 0:14:20and she was too drunk to finish the massacre.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21What do you think of that?
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Pomegranate beer.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Could be worth a go, yeah.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I'll think about it, yeah.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Who wouldn't want a jug of beer that looks like blood?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Ooh, it might not be a big seller, but you never know.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34If anyone could bring me a pint now, that would be excellent.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Well done.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37You get a bonus point for that answer
0:14:37 > 0:14:39and you may choose your own question.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds. What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Here's the first.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Next, please.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:14:56 > 0:14:59INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Keep going.- Yeah.- Next, please.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11It's Time's People of the Year.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:15:16 > 0:15:18It could be Merkel, I think.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20She's the best chance we've got.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22BUZZER
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Angela Merkel.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Sorry, 2015: Angela Merkel.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Is the right answer.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Angela Merkel was the Time Person
0:15:30 > 0:15:33of the Year in 2015. Very well done.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Maltsters, what would you like?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Lion, please.- Lion.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40OK, what would come fourth in this picture sequence?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43What would you expect to see in the fourth picture?
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Here's the first.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- What's her name?- I don't know.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49She was in War And Peace.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Next, please.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- Who's that? - That's Rod Stewart's wife.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04INAUDIBLE DICUSSION
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Yeah, shall we go with that?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Who's the last one?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11It's somebody Farthing?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Is that what it's going to be?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20INAUDIBLE DICSUSSION
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Three seconds.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23BUZZER
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Can you think of anybody
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- whose last name's Farthing?- No.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28I can't give you long to debate it.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Um, The Animals Of Farthing Wood.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Why?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37We think they are pre-decimal coins,
0:16:37 > 0:16:39getting smaller in denomination,
0:16:39 > 0:16:41starting with tuppence.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42I will accept that answer.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44We had a picture
0:16:44 > 0:16:46of Timothy Farthing,
0:16:46 > 0:16:48the vicar from Dad's Army.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50The Animals of Farthing Wood
0:16:50 > 0:16:52would also do. Very well done.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54So, who are we looking at?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- It's Tuppence Middleton.- Mm-hmm.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Penny Lancaster. Um...
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Jill Halfpenny.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Our question editor spent a long time
0:17:06 > 0:17:08poring over those pictures
0:17:08 > 0:17:09to decide what was perfect.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Thank God there isn't a coin called the Lumley
0:17:11 > 0:17:13or we'd have been looking at four identical clues!
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Pre-decimal coins
0:17:14 > 0:17:16and we're halving as we go along,
0:17:16 > 0:17:18so we wanted to hear the "Farthing"
0:17:18 > 0:17:19at clue four. Well done.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Policy Wonks,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23there's one question remaining, the Horned Viper.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26You'll be getting that. What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Here's the first.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I recognise his name, but I can't...
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- It feels sporty but I can't remember who he is.- Next, please.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Next, please.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:17:50 > 0:17:52They've all got Ls, but I don't think they're...
0:17:52 > 0:17:56INAUDIBLE DICSUSSION
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Three seconds.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08BUZZER
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Lynne? Lucy Lynne?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Lynn Redgrave.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Er, no...
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Oh, I see, you're sort looking at...
0:18:17 > 0:18:19But the alphabet doesn't go like that,
0:18:19 > 0:18:20cos it's going I, U, O...
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Not a sequence, I'm afraid.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Maltsters, the last bonus chance
0:18:24 > 0:18:25- of the round.- Do we have an answer?
0:18:27 > 0:18:28- Carol...- Kirkwood.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Carol Kirkwood.- Carol Kirkwood.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Is the right answer.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34My goodness, I didn't think
0:18:34 > 0:18:35you were going to say that.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Neither did we!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Carol Kirkwood is one of many possible correct answers. Why?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- Why?- Are they weather presenters
0:18:42 > 0:18:44on BBC Breakfast in sequence,
0:18:44 > 0:18:45up to the current one?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- The sequence is channels. - Ah.- Oh, right.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Liam Dutton is a weather presenter on Channel 4,
0:18:50 > 0:18:53and we're going ITV or Channel 3,
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Louise Lear on BBC2,
0:18:54 > 0:18:57so someone who's a weather presenter on BBC1.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Beautiful Carol Kirkwood
0:18:58 > 0:19:01is an acceptable answer. Well done.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04That means, at the end of Round Two...
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Time now for the Connecting Wall
0:19:11 > 0:19:14and it'll be the Policy Wonks to go first this time,
0:19:14 > 0:19:16so please choose Lion or Water.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- Lion, please.- Lion.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22You have two and a half minutes to solve the Lion Wall, starting now.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Fin Fang Foom is a fictional dragon.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Smaug is a fictional dragon.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Puff is a fictional dragon.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Also, pastry - Filo and Flaky.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- And Shortcrust.- And Choux, indeed.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- Rhaegal?- He's in Game Of Thrones. - BUZZ
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Does anyone know what Omidyar is?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Omidyar is the founder of eBay. I'm not quite sure what that stands for.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Shall we try going for pastry?
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Oh, Toothless is a fictional dragon as well.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49BUZZ
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- That's these ones.- Good. OK, right. Possible pastries.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Let's put pastries to one side and think abut other things.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Wales...
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Appendix, Colophon...
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Ah, Appendix, Frontispiece and Page.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02BUZZ
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Should be books, right?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Spine.- Yeah, Spine, obviously. - BUZZ
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- Well... Oh, agreed. - Three strikes now. Be careful.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11We have the pastries
0:20:11 > 0:20:13and the slightly strange ones which we are...
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- So, we have five potential pastries.- Yes.- So...
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Larry Page founded Google, Jimmy Wales founded Wikipedia.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Pierre Omidyar founded eBay and...
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- And Mr Puff...- Mr Puff founded...
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- No, Mr...- Well, Shortcrust, no.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Filo, may be more of a likely name,
0:20:29 > 0:20:30surname.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31We're talking about surnames of...
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Of company founders.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34That are tech companies.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37I think it's probably Filo or Puff.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39We've got three chances so...
0:20:39 > 0:20:40We're confident of those three.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- Yeah.- Yeah.- So, Filo.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45That's it. You've solved the Wall.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Very well done. And there are points available,
0:20:47 > 0:20:50if you can tell me the connections. What about that first blue group?
0:20:50 > 0:20:51I am not going to say that first clue
0:20:51 > 0:20:53but what is the connection there?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55They are all fictional dragons.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- They are all dragons. You tell me how you say that first one.- Sm-owg?
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Sm-org.- Sm-org.- See, I think it's meant to be Sm-owg.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04From The Hobbit. I was looking at it on the internet
0:21:04 > 0:21:07and, according to Benedict Cumberbatch, it's Sm-owg.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Well, he is the one to listen to. - Well, he IS Smaug, so...- Yeah.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Fin Fang Foom - what's he from? - Marvel Comics.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- And then How To Train Your Dragon. - Exactly.- And then...
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Rhaegal is one of the Game Of Thrones dragons.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21That's exactly right. All fictional... Well, I SAY fictional.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- We ARE in Wales. All dragons.- Yes.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Whether it's documentary or not, we simply don't know.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28And what about the green group -
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Colophon, Frontispiece, Spine, Appendix?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32These are all parts of books, I think we said.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33That's it. Parts of a book.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36And the next group, starting Wales?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38They're all founders of tech companies, websites.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Of websites. David Filo is founder of Yahoo.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- That's the one you didn't know. - Cos Jerry Yang was the other guy.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48He was the cofounder with Jerry Yang, that's right.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51And what about the blue group - Choux, Flaky, Puff, Shortcrust?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Pastry.- Simply types of pastry.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55So, that's all the groups and all the connections.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58You get a bonus for getting it all right. It's a maximum of 10.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Let's bring in the Maltsters now, give them a new Connecting Wall.
0:22:01 > 0:22:0516 fresh clues still need sorting into four connected groups of four.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07You'll be getting the Water Wall. The lion's been taken.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11You have two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Right, um... Records?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Turntable, Spindle...
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Tonearm, Spindle, Needle.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Speed selector?- Speed selector.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Needle and spindle?
0:22:26 > 0:22:27BUZZ
0:22:27 > 0:22:32- No, OK, shall we try with Turntable? - Yeah.- And without needle?
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Yes. OK, good, so...
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Have we got...? Have we got DJs, yeah?
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- Nick Grimshaw.- Zoe Ball? - Breakfast Show presenters maybe.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- And Chris Moyles.- Yeah. Radcliffe and Grimshaw did it, didn't he?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Zoe Ball I think did.- OK.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Shall we try them? - BUZZ
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- Mayo maybe?- Could be.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58BUZZ
0:23:00 > 0:23:02BUZZ
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Grimshaw, Radcliffe? - BUZZ
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- OK, Read is there as well. - Mike Read.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- BUZZ - Have we got any others there...
0:23:10 > 0:23:12that we're thinking of? Um...
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Stand, Read, Rogers...
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Needle, Stand...
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Architects.- Architects?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Norman Foster, Rogers.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- Rogers. Renzo Piano.- Yeah.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- Foster.- Foster.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Another one?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Grimshaw? Yes!
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Three strikes now.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38OK, so, we've definitely got the DJs, haven't we?
0:23:38 > 0:23:42So, I would have thought that's Ball, Moyles, Read...
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Oh, we've got Mayo and Radcliffe. What are the others?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Needle, Gun, Stand...
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Point? Gunpoint, Standpoint...
0:23:52 > 0:23:53- Yeah, that's it. Needlepoint. - Ballpoint.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Ballpoint, needlepoint, gunpoint, standpoint.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Hang on, let's just have a look through. Are we happy with those?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- Yeah.- Yeah? Shall we go for it?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04That's it. You've solved the Wall. Very well done.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07What about the connections? Tell me about the first blue group,
0:24:07 > 0:24:09starting Tonearm or Ton-yarm.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Parts of a record deck, a record player.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Yeah, parts of a record player. Any of you still got a record player?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17- ALL:- Yes.- All of us still have a record player.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20What about the green group, starting Piano?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Architects.- They are architects.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- What are their first names? - Renzo Piano.- Mm-hmm.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30- Richard Rogers.- Mm-hmm. - Norman Foster.- Mm-hmm.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- I'm not sure about Grimshaw. - I don't know Grimshaw.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33That's the one you didn't know.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35You were thinking of a different category.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39- It's Sir Nicholas Grimshaw. The Eden Project is one of his.- Oh, yes.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Waterloo International station - he did that as well.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44The architect Sir Nicholas Grimshaw.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47What about the pink group, starting Ball?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50We think they can all be followed by "Point".
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Ballpoint, gunpoint, needlepoint, standpoint. That's the word one.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56And the last turquoise group, starting Read.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- Breakfast DJs? - Have they all done the Radio 1...?
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Breakfast Show. I think so.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03We think they've all hosted the Radio 1 Breakfast Show.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05That's right. Radio 1 Breakfast hosts.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Mike Read, Simon Mayo, Chris Moyles and Mark Radcliffe.
0:25:09 > 0:25:10Very well done.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12That is all the groups and all the connections.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16I can give you the maximum of 10. Let's have a look at the scores.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27So, it's a close one and it will be decided by the Missing Vowels round.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28In this round, we take the vowels
0:25:28 > 0:25:31out of well-known names, phrases and sayings.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33We respace the consonants and I want to know
0:25:33 > 0:25:36what those disguised clues are. Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:25:36 > 0:25:42I can tell you that the first group are all squirrels.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- Wonks.- Chipmunk.- Correct.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52- Wonks.- Woodchuck.- Correct.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58- Maltsters.- Porridge?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00That's not a squirrel, I'm afraid.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Wonks, do you know?
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Paradgio?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05No, it's Prairie dog. Next clue.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- Policy Wonks?- Timmy Teapots?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17That's not it.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Maltsters, do you know?
0:26:19 > 0:26:20- Tommy Teapots?- No.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22This little chap is Timmy Tiptoes.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Next category.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Maltsters.- Mum's Army.- Correct.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- Policy Wonks.- MistressChef.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Well done.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- Maltsters.- Call The Midhusband.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Yes, it is.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- Wonks.- Loose Men.- Excellent.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52The next category. Things that might make you cry.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- Wonks.- Hay fever.- Correct.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Wonks.- Chopping onions.- Yes, it is.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Wonks.- Weepie.- Well done.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18- Maltsters.- CS gas.- Very good.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Next category.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26END OF ROUND MUSIC
0:27:26 > 0:27:30No time to tell me that that is Shaving mirror
0:27:30 > 0:27:32because the bell has gone
0:27:32 > 0:27:34for the end of the quiz.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37And I can tell you that the winners and through to the next round,
0:27:37 > 0:27:40with 23 points, are the Policy Wonks.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Very well done to you.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Very well played. Maltsters, you finished second, with 21 points.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- Hmm.- I can tell you that with that excellent score,
0:27:48 > 0:27:51you ARE is our highest-scoring second place finishers,
0:27:51 > 0:27:54so you are still in the game and you'll be back
0:27:54 > 0:27:57to play your way through to the next round later in the series,
0:27:57 > 0:27:58so well done to you as well.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01We will all be meeting again.
0:28:01 > 0:28:05Please join me next time when we'll be awarding points for strength,
0:28:05 > 0:28:08intelligence, wisdom, dexterity, constitution and charisma.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10And if you didn't get that reference
0:28:10 > 0:28:13to the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons, then...
0:28:13 > 0:28:17Oh, who am I kidding? Of course you got it! Goodbye.