0:00:21 > 0:00:26The great half-Scottish singer Rod Stewart, in his hit Maggie May,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28offered a stark choice.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31He could, "Grab my books and head on back to school",
0:00:31 > 0:00:35or, "Steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool".
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Luckily for the standard of this quiz,
0:00:37 > 0:00:40most of our contestants sensibly opted for the former.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44So let's meet tonight's loss to the world of bar billiards.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47On my right, Annette Fenner,
0:00:47 > 0:00:48a medical journal editor
0:00:48 > 0:00:49and keen traveller,
0:00:49 > 0:00:51whose father was Gloria Hunniford's chauffeur.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Emily Watnick, who has a degree in history
0:00:55 > 0:00:58and was recently elbowed by art historian Andrew Graham-Dixon
0:00:58 > 0:01:00at a Dutch museum.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03And their captain, Amy Godel,
0:01:03 > 0:01:05a semi-retired maths teacher and former hypnotherapist
0:01:05 > 0:01:09who survived a plane crash in Australia involving a cow.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11United by their taste for a tipple,
0:01:11 > 0:01:13they are the Cosmopolitans.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Amy, how have you been preparing for the quiz? Lots of cocktails?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Lots of cocktails, researching cocktail recipes.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22How many cocktails have you had in advance of the quiz?
0:01:22 > 0:01:23In my life?!
0:01:25 > 0:01:26That's a big question!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29A few. A few.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Well, you look ready.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33You are facing tonight, on my left...
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Dean Reilly, a software engineer and maths graduate
0:01:36 > 0:01:39who was once saved from a nasty fall by David Hasselhoff.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Simon Gibbons, an astrophysicist
0:01:42 > 0:01:43with an interest in board games
0:01:43 > 0:01:45and indoor bouldering.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48And their captain, Mickey Alexander,
0:01:48 > 0:01:52a medical student with an interest in Victorian literature who has seen
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Bruce Springsteen perform 16 times and has touched him once.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59United by a passion for pubs, they are the Taverners.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Another team of drinkers, excellent. How have you been preparing?
0:02:02 > 0:02:03It seems a bit obvious to say pub quizzes,
0:02:03 > 0:02:05but a certain amount of that.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08And we've also been connecting random things to other things.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10We've got one of those rooms with pin boards and clues on it
0:02:10 > 0:02:12and bits of string.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Despite my best efforts,
0:02:13 > 0:02:17the teams are not provided with pints for playing the quiz,
0:02:17 > 0:02:18but I hope you had a few before we started.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21We'll find out who's had the most to drink - I'm joking,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24we all know it's me - during the course of the evening.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26But we'll begin with Round One.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29The Cosmopolitans won the toss, so you'll be going first.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Shall we have the Horned Viper?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Why not? Kicking it off with the snake.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39The Viper will be your first question.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Your first clue is coming up now.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I think so, yes.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Next.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I always get Flaubert's Parrot mixed up with Foucault's Pendulum.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Next.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- It is, it's... - It's names for groups of birds.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07No, it's names of books
0:03:07 > 0:03:14where the collective noun for the bird has been replaced...
0:03:14 > 0:03:19where the bird has been replaced by the collective noun for the bird.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21That is right, they are book titles
0:03:21 > 0:03:23in which the name of a bird has been replaced by the
0:03:23 > 0:03:25collective noun for those birds.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Can you talk me through what the titles should be?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30There's The Crow Road by Iain Banks.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- Flaubert's Parrot... Julian Barnes? - Julian Barnes, yeah.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Where Eagles Dare... Len Deighton?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Alistair MacLean, it is a thriller, yes.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41And The Owl And The Pussycat by Edward Lear.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44That's absolutely right, bird names replaced by their collective nouns.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Very well done for two points.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Taverners, your turn to choose a question.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Shall we have the Two Reeds, please?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54If you're asking my advice, I can't help you.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55You've chosen the Two Reeds.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57That will be your first question.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Time starts now.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Moving on? Next.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Cow & Gate make the formula milk.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Formula? Something about formula, possibly?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Do you think the next one?
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Next, please.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Sausages and ice cream.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Two food companies up there, but it's not...- Yeah.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Next.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Those are the ridiculously famous T-shirts, right?
0:04:31 > 0:04:32I love New York...
0:04:37 > 0:04:40We're going to say formulas, or formulae.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43So there's a bonus chance for you,
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Cosmopolitans.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Are they things that have hearts in their logos?
0:04:47 > 0:04:48That is exactly what it is.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51I can hear you sighing over there.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53That's right, they all feature hearts in the logos.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54The I Love New York -
0:04:54 > 0:04:57it's those T-shirts that say "I heart New York".
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Well done, hearts in the logos.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02A bonus point to you, and you may choose your own question.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04The Twisted Flax?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06The Twisted Flax, OK.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Your first clue is coming in now.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14OK... No, I don't know.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Next.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19They're Egyptians.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22- One more.- Next.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Maybe they're just Egyptians? - No, he's not...
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Isn't he Egyptian? OK, that's a shame.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34And he wasn't assassinated either.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35No, he wasn't.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Shall we go for one more? Next.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45She's not Egyptian though, is she?
0:05:45 > 0:05:46- But the first two...- Three seconds.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, I'm afraid your time is up.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53So, Taverners, it's your chance for
0:05:53 > 0:05:54a bonus point now
0:05:54 > 0:05:55if you know the connection.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56I think Simon got it.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00they're the first Muslims to get that particular...
0:06:00 > 0:06:01They are the first Muslims.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Nawal El Moutawakel was the first
0:06:04 > 0:06:06woman to win gold at the Olympics.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Anwar Sadat, of course, the president of Egypt.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10You mentioned Egypt, not all Egyptian.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Sadiq Khan, UK Cabinet minister,
0:06:13 > 0:06:17and Nadiya Hussain, the winner of the Great British Bake Off.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I have a theory that everyone watches that show
0:06:19 > 0:06:21and nobody bakes anything. Have any of you baked anything?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23No, I always try everything.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26My macaroons are really improving now. After a couple of...
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Many congratulations.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30I tell you, my macaroons are getting a lot worse.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I love Bake Off. I would spend all day
0:06:33 > 0:06:36trying to replicate the recipes, easily.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Well, Nadiya Hussain was the first Muslim to win that show,
0:06:39 > 0:06:41so very well spotted. You get a bonus point,
0:06:41 > 0:06:42and you may choose a question.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Simon?- Let's go Lion.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46The Lion question.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49This is a picture question, so I simply want to know,
0:06:49 > 0:06:51what do these pictures have in common?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54First one coming up now.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56OK, I'm not sure who that is.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58It's...some art.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Shall we go on?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Next.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Oh, that's RuPaul, isn't it?- Yep.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06From Drag Race.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Pleased I got that. Next.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Oh, that's the octopus that chose the winners of the World Cup.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17So it could be false correlations?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Could be sporting events.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20I don't... Yeah...
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Can we have next, please?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27And that's St Paul's, isn't it?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Three seconds.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32They're all Paul.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Paul.- They're all called Paul.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Who were you recognising?
0:07:36 > 0:07:40It's Paul the Octopus, which suddenly occurred to me.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Paul the Octopus that "predicted" the results in the 2010 World Cup.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47That's RuPaul from RuPaul's Drag Race, and other things.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48St Paul's Cathedral,
0:07:48 > 0:07:49and I'm going to guess
0:07:49 > 0:07:51a portrait of Gauguin?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Or?- Cezanne.- Cezanne!- Cezanne.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56It is Paul Cezanne in the first one.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58But very well done, they are all called Paul.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Cosmopolitans, your turn to please choose a question.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Water, please.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Water, OK. What do these clues have in common?
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Here's the first.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13- Erm...- Next.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Well, Palmyra is the Pearl Of The Desert.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Yes, so Church Of The Desert might be...
0:08:21 > 0:08:24It might be... Yes.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- One more?- Shall we go for it?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28OK.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Things of the desert.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34They are things of the desert. Very well quizzed.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37You get three points for coming in after two clues.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39That's all the clues you didn't need to see. Talk me through them.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Well, the Church Of The Desert, I have no idea what that is.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45That was a 17th-century movement,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48secret Protestants following Antoine Court, the minister.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50They were the Church of the Desert.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Palmyra is called the Pearl of the Desert.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56The Sons Of The Desert, because of the film they did
0:08:56 > 0:08:58about the Foreign Legion, I think?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01In 1933, it was a film in which they were part of a Masonic lodge
0:09:01 > 0:09:02called Sons Of The Desert,
0:09:02 > 0:09:04it was also the name of the film.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06That's where the fan club takes its name.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09And the camel is the Ship Of The Desert.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10That's absolutely right.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Very well done for the points.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14OK, Taverners, it is your turn for a question.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16There's no choice, really.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18It will be the Eye of Horus.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Unfortunately for you, we haven't had the music question.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21It is going to be this one.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23You'll be hearing the clues.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Good luck. The first one is coming in now.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29GENTLE MUSIC
0:09:29 > 0:09:33It's the theme music for Desert Island Discs.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36OK. Next.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39# On those fishing boats, with their sails afloat... #
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- This is Roy Orbison. Fishing boats.- Sailing.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44What is the name though?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Shall we try the next one?- Yeah. - Next.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52BOMBASTIC MUSIC
0:09:53 > 0:09:57It's the sea again. This is another sea piece.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Go for the sea, I guess?- Yeah.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06We believe they're all to do with the sea, or possibly islands.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Mmm, have another go.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Sailing, and ships. On the sea..
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Fishing?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16I'm afraid I can't really take it.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I want to, I'll explain why I can't in a minute.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20We'll have a quick blast of the last clue
0:10:20 > 0:10:22for the benefit of the Cosmopolitans.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25STATELY MUSIC
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- We think it's bodies of water.- It's bodies of water.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33The reason I can't take sea is because that third clue,
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Swan Lake, the Tchaikovsky. The first one, By The Sleepy Lagoon,
0:10:37 > 0:10:39it is used on Desert Island Discs.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Something is added. Do you know what?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Seagulls, isn't it? - Seagull noises are added for that.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Blue Bayou, Roy Orbison. But Swan Lake, very much not the sea.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- Do you know what the last one was? - No.- No.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52(The Bonnie Banks O') Loch Lomond,
0:10:52 > 0:10:54that was, a traditional Scottish song.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57So bodies of water, for the bonus point, very well done.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59That means, at the end of round one,
0:10:59 > 0:11:00the Taverners have two points,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02the Cosmopolitans have seven.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07On to Round Two, where there are still four clues.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Now, I want to know what would come fourth in a sequence.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Cosmopolitans, you'll be going first again.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Which question would you like?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- Twisted Flax.- The Twisted Flax, OK.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17We'll see the first in a sequence,
0:11:17 > 0:11:19I'd like to know what would come fourth.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21You may see a maximum of three clues.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23The first one is coming up now.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Next.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39No, no.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Next.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Oh, that's Cher.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Yes. Ah, right.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50So... Yes.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53If that is Cher, then who...?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Three seconds.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Sonny Bono?
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Why would that be?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Because Cherilyn Sarkisian is Cher.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12I'm afraid that's not the answer, although good to have a guess.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Didn't think so! - Taverners, do you want to have a go
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- for a bonus point?- Let's say...
0:12:17 > 0:12:18John Smith.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20It's not John Smith. Now, you're right,
0:12:20 > 0:12:21the third clue is the birth name
0:12:21 > 0:12:22of the singer Cher.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Do you not know who the person is in the first clue?
0:12:25 > 0:12:26No.
0:12:26 > 0:12:31That is the first name of the lawyer Cherie Booth, Mrs Tony Blair.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34She couldn't be christened Cherie, because there is no St Cherie,
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- and they're a Catholic family. - Right.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Fred Peloux is the lead character of a Colette novel,
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- a French novel, according to my notes...- Oh, Cheri?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43a novel about a Parisian gigolo with a much older lover.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44I assume all French novels
0:12:44 > 0:12:45are about that.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47So it is Cherie with an E, Cheri with an I,
0:12:47 > 0:12:48so it'll be Che Guevara.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Ernesto Guevara,
0:12:50 > 0:12:51we're talking about.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Cherie with an E,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54take off the E to get just Cheri,
0:12:54 > 0:12:55and then Cher,
0:12:55 > 0:12:57and you take off a letter again,
0:12:57 > 0:12:59"Che" Ernesto Guevara.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01You spotted it, but too late.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03OK, Taverners, your turn for a sequence question.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04What would you like?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Can we have the Eye of Horus?
0:13:06 > 0:13:07You certainly can.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09These are going to be picture clues.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11I'd like to know what sort of thing
0:13:11 > 0:13:12you'd expect to see
0:13:12 > 0:13:13in the fourth picture.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Here's the first.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16OK, I'm not sure who that is.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Maybe.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21- Shall we go next?- Yeah.- Next.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Oh, so that's, what's the name of the actress?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- Maggie Smith?- Maggie Smith, yeah.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31So we think Smith, maybe? Maggie...?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Do you want the next one? - Yeah.- Next.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40So could it be Prime Ministers?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Maggie, that could be John,
0:13:42 > 0:13:45and then someone called Tony?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- A singer called Tony?- Three seconds.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50No, that's Tony, so it is going to be Gordon someone.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Sure... How is that possible? Cos we've missed out John Major...
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I can't let you chat.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Can we have...Tony Bennett?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00I'm afraid you could not.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01So there's a bonus chance
0:14:01 > 0:14:03for you, Cosmopolitans.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Gordon... Sting?- Sting?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Does nobody recognise Neil Tennant
0:14:07 > 0:14:08of the Pet Shop Boys?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Oh, is that him? - Of course that's him!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Gosh, he's let himself go, hasn't he?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15How you thought you could come along to Only Connect
0:14:15 > 0:14:18and this much time would go past without a Doctor Who question,
0:14:18 > 0:14:19- I don't know.- Oh, my God!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23We are looking at Jim Capaldi of the band Traffic...
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Oh, no!- Maggie Smith, Neil Tennant...
0:14:25 > 0:14:27It's successive doctors. Capaldi, Smith, Tennant.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- I want to hear...?- Eccleston.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31The village of Eccleston,
0:14:31 > 0:14:33because it would be Christopher Eccleston,
0:14:33 > 0:14:35the actor would come next.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36No points there, then.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Cosmopolitans, you may choose a question.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Horned Viper, please. - The Viper again, is it? OK.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Here's the first.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Seven or eight?- Eight.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53- Next.- Next. Sorry.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57That's seven... Something seven?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Wait a minute. Is it six?
0:14:59 > 0:15:03Seven, six, five, and then the Ronnie Barker sketch for four?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Shall we try next?- I think we should go next.- Seriously, I think...
0:15:06 > 0:15:07OK, next.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10That's got five.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Ronnie Barker sketch.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14A Two Ronnies sketch
0:15:14 > 0:15:16would absolutely be the same answer
0:15:16 > 0:15:20we'd chosen. And you spotted that very early, I think.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21What is the sequence?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23The number of candles going down.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Seven, six, five, four.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26That's absolutely right.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Seven candles in a temple menorah.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Not a menorah,
0:15:29 > 0:15:31that's a Jewish candlestick
0:15:31 > 0:15:32that would be outside the temple,
0:15:32 > 0:15:34but in the temple,
0:15:34 > 0:15:35seven candles there.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Six candles at a high Catholic mass,
0:15:37 > 0:15:39the traditional Advent wreath, five,
0:15:39 > 0:15:41and of course, the famous sketch,
0:15:41 > 0:15:44the Four Candles or Fork Handles sketch.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Absolutely right, very well done for the points.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Back to you, Taverners, for a sequence question.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Which is it to be?- Dean?- Water?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52The Water question.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54OK, what would come fourth in this sequence?
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Here's the first.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Is it Scrabble?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03No, J's more.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Do you want next? Next.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10No, but then we've got a different sign, right?
0:16:10 > 0:16:11There's an equals...
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Oh, yeah.- ..equals, colon there.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- So second-equal is two Ms...- Yeah.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19The first is J.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21- I think another one.- Next.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25The second-equal...
0:16:31 > 0:16:32So it's something...
0:16:34 > 0:16:35One second.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Oh, I'm afraid the time is up.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Unlucky. Cosmopolitans,
0:16:39 > 0:16:40you have a bonus chance.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Go on.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Ugh...- First...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47You wouldn't guess this in a million years if you don't know.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- In that case, no.- It would be...
0:16:49 > 0:16:521st, colon, Z, brackets...
0:16:52 > 0:16:54You're already wrong, because it would be fourth.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55We started with the first.
0:16:55 > 0:16:571st, 2nd=, 2nd=,
0:16:57 > 0:16:594th - F-S-O-N-D (1).
0:17:00 > 0:17:03This is a very hidden, lateral connection.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Not a maths question, it's actually much simpler than it looks,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09but very hidden. We're talking about months in the year.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- Oh!- Three of them begin with a J.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12January, June, July.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Two of them, March and May, with an M.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19Second equal, A, because of August and April,
0:17:19 > 0:17:21and then we need to hear the other months,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23February, September, October, November, December.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27They all have one appearance over the year, those letters.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29In first place. Very hidden.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Cosmopolitans, what would you like?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Lion?- Lion, yeah.- The Lion.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37OK, the Lion question, what would come fourth in this sequence?
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Here's the first.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Space, crossed out.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Spaced out? Space bar?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Yes. Next.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Choice, crossed out.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Choice bar?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Choice line.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54No choice, no space.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Next.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- Jobs...- No space, no choice, no jobs...- No...
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Future?
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Is that a speech?
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Let's go for that.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Future, crossed out?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Not the answer, I'm afraid, although
0:18:14 > 0:18:15I like the bleakness of it.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Taverners, do you want to have a go
0:18:18 > 0:18:19for a bonus point?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Money, you mentioned?- Yeah, shall we say money, crossed out?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25That's not it, although you're closer to the spirit of the answer,
0:18:25 > 0:18:28because we're talking about a well-known book
0:18:28 > 0:18:31which is a polemical piece against globalisation.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34It's the Naomi Klein book, No Logo.
0:18:35 > 0:18:40Yes, and the chapters go No Space, No Choice, No Jobs, No Logo.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42That is what it would be.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Last question of the round goes to you, the Two Reeds.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46What is the fourth in this sequence?
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Here's the first.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- All-Bran...- It's also the youngest of the Starks.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55No, he's not the youngest.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57OK. Shall we?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Next.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Yes!- OK.- Robb.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02- Is it Robb?- It's Robb.- OK.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07We're going to say Robb, with two Bs.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Coming in after two clues, you get three points.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11The answer is Robb, and why is that?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14They're the Stark children, going from the youngest to the oldest.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- Not quite...- No, going from the fourth-youngest in Game Of Thrones.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22That's right. It's Stark children from Game Of Thrones,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25or A Song Of Ice And Fire, which it's adapted from.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- My husband's seen that show and rather enjoyed it.- I love it.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I got the sense that everyone is constantly topless.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Yeah, more or less.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33More or less.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35And everyone you ever love dies.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Well, that's true of so much, isn't it?
0:19:38 > 0:19:39No future.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41No future.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Very well done at the end of the round there.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46That means, at the conclusion of Round Two,
0:19:46 > 0:19:48the Taverners have five points,
0:19:48 > 0:19:50the Cosmopolitans have nine.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Time now for round three, the Connecting Wall.
0:19:54 > 0:19:5616 clues, all jumbled up,
0:19:56 > 0:20:00that the teams need to sort into four connected groups of four.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Taverners, you'll be going first this time.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Would you like Lion or Water?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I think we'll go with the Water, please.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10OK, Water, beware the red herrings that are swimming around in there.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Some clues do go into more than one category,
0:20:12 > 0:20:14but there's only one perfect solution.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17You've got two-and-a-half minutes to perform it,
0:20:17 > 0:20:19starting now.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24OK, Professor X, Dr Strangelove, they're in wheelchairs.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Yeah.- Ironside and Timmy.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32OK. Edward the Confessor, these are the bynames of English kings.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- Curtmantle...- Bonnie, Goldie, Shep, and Petra are all Blue Peter dogs.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38BUZZ
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Barney, maybe, as well? - Barney might be one as well.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42BUZZ
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Ethelred the Unready, Edward the Confessor,
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I can't remember who Curtmantle is. And Bloody? OK.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Three strikes and you're out now. Jab with care.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53So Goldie is one of the dogs, do you think?
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Goldie, Petra, Shep...
0:20:54 > 0:20:56John the Baptist was beheaded.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Who's King Hussein? Katie Price is Jordan. King Hussein of Jordan.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01John the Baptist, River Jordan,
0:21:01 > 0:21:02- presumably?- Yeah.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04So is there another Jordan?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06So it's probably those three.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Do we think there's another Jordan?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Petra, the city, probably in Jordan.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13I would give it a go.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15You think Bonnie, Goldie, Shep and
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- Barney...- All Blue Peter animals.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18Shall we go for it?
0:21:18 > 0:21:19You've solved the wall.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Very well done. Not even halfway through the time, excellent stuff.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25OK, that is four points immediately for the groups
0:21:25 > 0:21:27and I'll give you more points for the connections.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28So the first blue group -
0:21:28 > 0:21:33Dr Strangelove, Timmy, Professor X and Ironside?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35They are all wheelchair users.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36All fictional wheelchair users.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38The green group -
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Unready, Confessor, Bloody, Curtmantle?
0:21:41 > 0:21:45They're all bynames or nicknames of English monarchs.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Ethelred the Unready,
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Edward the Confessor, Bloody Mary -
0:21:50 > 0:21:51so we're back with the cocktails again.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54And I can't remember who Curtmantle is.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Someone with a short coat, I guess.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Correctly deduced.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Henry II, his robe was shorter than everybody else.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02They are names of monarchs, or addenda to their names.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05And the... Now, I always say the purple group,
0:22:05 > 0:22:07and then I get shouted at from people
0:22:07 > 0:22:09who say that it's burgundy or vermilion or something.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10But this next group -
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Katie Price, John the Baptist, Petra, King Hussein?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- We think they're all connected to Jordan.- Jordan.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18And what is the connection?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Katie Price is called Jordan.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22She's a model and...things.
0:22:22 > 0:22:27John the Baptist hung out around the River Jordan, I guess.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- He baptised Jesus in the River Jordan, yes!- Ah, yes.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Hence the name.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Petra is a city which is presumably in Jordan.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38And King Hussein is presumably King Hussein of Jordan.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Jordan is the connection.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40And the last group -
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Bonnie, Barney, Goldie, Shep?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Simon?- They're all Blue Peter animals, certainly.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47I think dogs?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I can accept either answer, because they are all Blue Peter dogs,
0:22:50 > 0:22:53but Barney was also, in 1968, a Blue Peter parrot.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56So all Blue Peter dogs/pets.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58That means you get four points for the groups,
0:22:58 > 0:23:02four points for the connections, I'll give you a bonus two points for getting it all right.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04That's the maximum of ten points. Very well done to you.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07It's now time to bring in the Cosmopolitans
0:23:07 > 0:23:09and give them a new Connecting Wall.
0:23:09 > 0:23:1116 fresh clues that still need sorting
0:23:11 > 0:23:14into four connected groups of four.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17The Water wall's been taken, so you get the Lion wall.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Right, so...
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- The butterfly effect? - David Guetta, David Bowie.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- David Gray.- Gray.- OK.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- David Essex.- Yep.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- BUZZ - David Soul?- Yep.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37So shall we...?
0:23:40 > 0:23:41You have knives as well.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Your Stanley knife and your... - BUZZ
0:23:44 > 0:23:46BUZZ
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Shall we keep going?
0:23:47 > 0:23:51- OK, so Stanley knife, flick knife... - Bowie knife.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53That's going to be the one, isn't it?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- Bowie, Stanley, and...hunting? - BUZZ
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- Or cheese.- Yeah.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- So...- Cheese, Stanley, Bowie... - BUZZ
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Flick knife.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Flick, Stanley, cheese... - BUZZ
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Bowie, Stanley, cheese...
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Then it's going to be Gray, Essex, Guetta, Soul.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Yes.- Three strikes and you're out now. Be careful.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Butterfly, Icarus, wings?
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Things with wings...
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Paul McCartney played with Wings.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- And...- Eleven?
0:24:21 > 0:24:22OK, I... Erm...
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Butterfly...?
0:24:24 > 0:24:26- Legs Eleven.- Who's Ryan?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28- Ryan...- Ryan Gosling.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- Icarus...- Butterfly, Paul McCartney.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Hunting wings?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- Prisons have wings.- That's true!
0:24:37 > 0:24:39That's it, you've solved the wall.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Four points for the groups, and I'm going to give you
0:24:41 > 0:24:43more points for the connections.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44The first blue group -
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Bowie, Flick, Stanley, Cheese.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51- Kinds of knife.- They are types of knife, very well done.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52And the green group -
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Gray, Soul, Essex, Guetta?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Musical Davids.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02That's right, they are singers or musicians with the name David.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03And the next group -
0:25:03 > 0:25:07Prison, Icarus, Paul McCartney, Butterfly?
0:25:07 > 0:25:09- Things with wings. - That's it, prison in the sense
0:25:09 > 0:25:11that you might be put on a particular wing.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Not you, a person might, I hate to presume.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Icarus, of course, in the myth,
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Paul McCartney, the band Wings, and a butterfly - things with wings.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20And the last turquoise group -
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Identity, Ryan, Hunting, Eleven.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Erm...crisis?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Not it, I'm afraid.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32What's the connection...? Oh, identity crisis, I suppose you have.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35A Ryan crisis? Takes me back to my teenage years.
0:25:35 > 0:25:40No, these are the last words in film titles.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Matt Damon is the connection.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Good Will Hunting... - Matt Damon! Of course!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47..the Bourne Identity, Saving Private Ryan,
0:25:47 > 0:25:49and Ocean's Eleven. Films featuring Matt Damon.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52They are the last words in those titles.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54But you did get four points for finding the groups,
0:25:54 > 0:25:57three points for the connections. That is a total of seven.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Let's have a look at the scores going into Round Four.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09So it is very close now and will be decided by Round Four,
0:26:09 > 0:26:11the Missing Vowels Round.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13This is where we take well-known names, phrases and sayings,
0:26:13 > 0:26:16take out the vowels, respace the consonants, and I want to know,
0:26:16 > 0:26:18what are those disguised clues?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Fingers on buzzers, please, teams.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24The first group are all...
0:26:28 > 0:26:33- Taverners.- Blasphemous.- Correct.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- Cosmopolitans.- Irreverent.- Correct.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Taverners.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41- MISPRONOUNCED:- Impious.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43I'll accept it. Next clue.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- Cosmopolitans.- Sacrilegious.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Correct. Next category...
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- Cosmopolitans.- Rough diamond.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Correct.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01- Cosmopolitans.- Vicious circle.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Well done.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- Cosmopolitans.- Eternal triangle.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Yes, it is.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Cosmopolitans.- Red kite.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14A good group for you.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15The next category...
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Taverners.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Nottingham Forest Football Club.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Correct.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Cosmopolitans.- Black Forest gateau.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Correct.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Cosmopolitans.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Too long, I'm afraid. You must lose a point.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38Taverners, do you know?
0:27:39 > 0:27:40No? Not gardeners.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43This is the Barmah Forest Virus.
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Next clue.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- Cosmopolitans.- New Forest pony.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Correct.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Next category, things...
0:27:49 > 0:27:51END OF ROUND JINGLE
0:27:53 > 0:27:55But we're not going to have the next category,
0:27:55 > 0:27:59because the bell has gone for the end of the quiz.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02And I can tell you that the winners, with 23 points,
0:28:02 > 0:28:04are the Cosmopolitans.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06And in second place with 18 points,
0:28:06 > 0:28:08the Taverners.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Very well done. Nice and close at the end there.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Cosmopolitans, you are through to the next round.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Taverners, by our complicated new system,
0:28:15 > 0:28:17you MAY be through to the next round.
0:28:17 > 0:28:18You, we'll definitely see again.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21You, who knows, depends what sort of mood you're in.
0:28:21 > 0:28:22But we will be here next week
0:28:22 > 0:28:26and more teams will be grilled like Nando's halloumi cheese.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28If you're coming, bring napkins.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30And Rennies.
0:28:30 > 0:28:31Goodbye.