Part-Time Poets v Surrealists

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0:00:21 > 0:00:25I'm going to begin tonight with an apology to Joanna Lumley.

0:00:25 > 0:00:26I won't say why.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29The agreement was that the apology be as brief as possible,

0:00:29 > 0:00:32lest an extended reference to Joanna Lumley

0:00:32 > 0:00:36reignite those synapses in our question editor's brain

0:00:36 > 0:00:39that have been so agonisingly and expensively

0:00:39 > 0:00:42rendered dormant by order of the court.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Miss Lumley, we're sorry,

0:00:45 > 0:00:46but, thankfully, it was

0:00:46 > 0:00:49only squirty cream, whatever it looked like.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53On my right, Nina Grant,

0:00:53 > 0:00:55a postgraduate student who has a

0:00:55 > 0:00:59tattoo of her favourite extinct bird, the great auk.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Katie McGettigan, a university research fellow who,

0:01:02 > 0:01:05as a former employee of a mobile phone shop,

0:01:05 > 0:01:08witnessed Judi Dench trying to reclaim

0:01:08 > 0:01:10her lost James Bond ringtone.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14And their captain - Jenny Harris, a PhD student

0:01:14 > 0:01:16and keen choral singer,

0:01:16 > 0:01:19who once attended an Ancient Greek summer school.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22United by a passion for poetry, they are the Part-time Poets.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Now, you won your opening heat against the Oscar Men.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27How are you feeling about tonight's game?

0:01:27 > 0:01:30We're feeling good, confident, ready to make some connections.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Let's see who you're facing this time around.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35It is, on my left, Jeremy Partington,

0:01:35 > 0:01:38a geography graduate and former archive assistant,

0:01:38 > 0:01:42who painted a sports hall at Dracula's birthplace.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Chris James,

0:01:44 > 0:01:47a software developer who once opened a bottle of beer for Bob Mortimer

0:01:47 > 0:01:51with his teeth. And their captain - Jonathan Carter,

0:01:51 > 0:01:53a former criminal barrister

0:01:53 > 0:01:57who has written a short comedy play about the law of murder.

0:01:57 > 0:02:02United by a love of asparagus, fish, wheel, they are the Surrealists.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Now, you won your opening heat against the Genealogists.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07What do you think are your team's strengths?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10I think we are reasonably confident on closed railway stations,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13'80s sitcoms and the poems of John Cooper Clarke.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15All of which could be coming up.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18But we won't find out whether they are or not unless we play Round One.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20What is the connection between four apparently random clues?

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Part-Time Poets, you won the toss -

0:02:22 > 0:02:24you'll be going first.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Which hieroglyph would you like?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27The Eye of Horus, please.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28The Eye of Horus.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30That will be the first question

0:02:30 > 0:02:31of the game.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Your first clue coming up now.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Pink Pinky. Next, please.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Orange Clyde.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Oh, are they...

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Is this like Reservoir Dogs?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48I'm half thinking, but maybe another one.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Next, please. No.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Oh, no, no.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Oh, it's the Pac-Man...

0:02:53 > 0:02:54- Oh.- Ghosts, isn't it?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56- Names of Pac-Man ghosts.- Yeah. OK.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57And the colours.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58- Yeah.- Names and colours

0:02:58 > 0:03:00of the Pac-Man ghosts.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Names and colours

0:03:01 > 0:03:03of the Pac-Man ghosts.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Almost certainly an inspiration for

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Reservoir Dogs,

0:03:06 > 0:03:08it is the Pac-Man ghosts.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09You didn't need to see

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Cyan Inky at the end there.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Yeah.- We once did one of our charity

0:03:13 > 0:03:15episodes with Charlie Brooker,

0:03:15 > 0:03:16we had a Pac-Man question,

0:03:16 > 0:03:18he got it so quickly, the first clue

0:03:18 > 0:03:19hadn't even come up.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21"Is it Pac-Man?" he shouted,

0:03:21 > 0:03:23as I said, "Here's your first clue."

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Very well done -

0:03:24 > 0:03:26they are Pac-Man ghosts.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Surrealists, what would you like?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Lion, please.- Lion.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31What is the connection

0:03:31 > 0:03:32between these clues?

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Here's the first.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Next, please.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46John Terry's the footballer.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Is this captains? Captains?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Next, please.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Next, please.- Protector of...

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Defence. Protect.- Yeah.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Defender, defender.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Defender.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Defender is the word you want.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Defender of the...

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Talk me through the clues.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Well, the British monarch is

0:04:19 > 0:04:21defender of the faith.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Flash Gordon...

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Had 14 hours to save the Earth,

0:04:25 > 0:04:26so he was defender of that.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Yes, one of the defenders of

0:04:27 > 0:04:28the Earth - there were several of

0:04:28 > 0:04:29them, yeah.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31I'd guess John Terry must have won

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Defender of the Year in those years.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Three-time UEFA

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Defender of the Year.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Seems like a nice guy, doesn't he,

0:04:36 > 0:04:38John Terry? I'm happy for him.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39And the first one?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- No.- It's a sort of 14th-century

0:04:43 > 0:04:45political treatise.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Marsilius of Padua,

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Defender of the Peace.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49So well done, you get a point.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51And back to you,

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Part-Time Poets, for a choice.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Can we have Water please?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55You certainly can. What is the

0:04:55 > 0:04:57connection between these clues?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Here's the first.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Did he play...

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Guitar on Roll With It?

0:05:04 > 0:05:05OK, next please.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Mimed.- Maybe it's miming in videos.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13But I wouldn't want to jump... No,

0:05:13 > 0:05:15because in videos they usually mime.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16They always mime in videos.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17I don't know if he actually played

0:05:17 > 0:05:18the guitar in that track.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Somebody else might have played it.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21They mimed doing it in the video?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Maybe we should have another one.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Yeah, next please.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Yes, he did do that.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27So he mimed it on the video

0:05:27 > 0:05:29but he didn't play on the record.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30OK.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32They mimed it on the video, but they

0:05:32 > 0:05:34didn't play it on the track.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Tell me something else.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Erm...

0:05:40 > 0:05:42I'm going to give you another go.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Are they credited with it, too?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Or are they not featured

0:05:46 > 0:05:47on the track at all?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48I can't take it, I'm afraid.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50So I'm going to throw it over to

0:05:50 > 0:05:51the Surrealists for a possible bonus

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- point.- So, it was all on...

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Top Of The Pops.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57It was all on Top Of The Pops

0:05:57 > 0:05:58that they were miming.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00It is about Top Of The Pops.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Because on all pop videos there is

0:06:02 > 0:06:04some mime and some singing.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06It's not really a commonality.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08The thing is that when they appeared

0:06:08 > 0:06:09on Top Of The Pops,

0:06:09 > 0:06:10where they're supposed to be singing

0:06:10 > 0:06:12live, they were miming.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Can you tell me anything about

0:06:13 > 0:06:15the particular clues?

0:06:15 > 0:06:16I can remember John... I've seen the

0:06:16 > 0:06:18thing of John Peel playing mandolin

0:06:18 > 0:06:19- on Maggie May.- That's right.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20Rod Stewart just invited him

0:06:20 > 0:06:22to come on and do it.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24That was for fun. The last one,

0:06:24 > 0:06:26All About Eve were the performers,

0:06:26 > 0:06:28and they just couldn't hear it.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29They just couldn't hear the music

0:06:29 > 0:06:31being played in. So they...

0:06:31 > 0:06:33SHE MOUTHS

0:06:37 > 0:06:38SHE LAUGHS

0:06:40 > 0:06:41For a choice.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43What would you like?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I'll have Twisted Flax, please.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47The Twisted Flax.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Well, well, well.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50It's the music question.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Let's hope these aren't all silent,

0:06:51 > 0:06:53or it could be very difficult.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54I've got a knack for picking them.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56You'll be hearing your clues,

0:06:56 > 0:06:58and the first one is coming in now.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00# Gonna get through your head

0:07:00 > 0:07:02# What the mystery man said

0:07:02 > 0:07:03# Because I'm gonna... #

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Next, please.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09# You'll remember me... #

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Sting, Fields of Gold.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13OK, next, please.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16# Get on up on the floor

0:07:16 > 0:07:18# Cos we're gonna boogie-oogie-oogie

0:07:18 > 0:07:21# Till you just can't boogie no more... #

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Anything? Next, please.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26MUSIC: Nut Rocker By B Bumble and the Stingers

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Is it elements?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35I'm going to say gold. Gold.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38- They all have metals?- So often

0:07:38 > 0:07:40the answer on this show, isn't it?

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Not this time, I'm afraid, so a

0:07:41 > 0:07:43bonus chance for you now, Poets.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46We think that they are...

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Things that you might get if

0:07:48 > 0:07:49something bites you?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Related to bees.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Things to do with bees.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Things to do with bees?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Yes, I think stinging, rather than

0:07:55 > 0:07:56biting, is the...

0:07:56 > 0:07:57- Hives, yeah.- You can get hives, or

0:07:57 > 0:07:58they come in a hive.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00So we weren't sure.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Absolutely right, the first one was

0:08:01 > 0:08:02The Hives. What else did we hear?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Sting, which bees do.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08I'm not sure what else, though.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Something to do with honey, maybe?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11A Taste Of Honey was the third clue.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12And the fourth one,

0:08:12 > 0:08:13this is the performers,

0:08:13 > 0:08:15B Bumble and the Stingers.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16So all to do with bees.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18That is absolutely right.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19You get a bonus point, then,

0:08:19 > 0:08:21and the chance to choose a question.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22We will have

0:08:22 > 0:08:23the Horned Viper, please.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24OK. What is the connection between

0:08:24 > 0:08:26these clues?

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Here's the first.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29- One. Gaelic football.- OK, OK.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30There's one ball.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Next, please.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36One and three. Two divisions...

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Or is it how many points

0:08:39 > 0:08:40you get if you score...?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Numbers worn by somebody, maybe?

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Next, please.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51OK. This is never going to be our...

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Let's get the last one, maybe,

0:08:53 > 0:08:54cos it might be the giveaway.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Yeah. Next, please.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oh, God.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01How many are allowed to shoot for

0:09:01 > 0:09:02goal or something?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Differences between...

0:09:04 > 0:09:05Three seconds.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Erm, it's the...

0:09:12 > 0:09:14..number shirt worn by the attackers.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16I think that's a reasonable guess.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I love the word "attackers".

0:09:18 > 0:09:19I'd like to see

0:09:19 > 0:09:20one of those on a sports team.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Not the answer, I'm afraid, so a

0:09:22 > 0:09:23bonus chance for you, Surrealists.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24- Chris?- Erm...

0:09:26 > 0:09:28The scores for a field goal and...

0:09:30 > 0:09:33..for putting the ball over the posts itself.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35That's right. This is the points you

0:09:35 > 0:09:37get in these various sports if

0:09:37 > 0:09:38the ball goes through the posts

0:09:38 > 0:09:40over the crossbar.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41That's absolutely right. Which one

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- of these sports are you a fan of, Chris?- All of them.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Big Gaelic football watcher, are you?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Well done, you get a bonus point and

0:09:48 > 0:09:49you get the final question

0:09:49 > 0:09:50of the round. The Two Reeds.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52These are going to be picture clues

0:09:52 > 0:09:53because we haven't had those yet.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56First one coming up now.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Barbecue grill. Chicken.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Next, please.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Next, please.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12That's The Jerk. So jerk?

0:10:12 > 0:10:13Jerk chicken.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16What are you going to say?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Jerk.- That's not very nice.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21It's not just barbecue chicken,

0:10:21 > 0:10:22it's jerk chicken, yes,

0:10:22 > 0:10:23that's absolutely right,

0:10:23 > 0:10:25you recognised The Jerk in the poster,

0:10:25 > 0:10:26didn't need to see the last clue,

0:10:26 > 0:10:28that's in Olympic weightlifting, a jerk.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31And what's going on at clue two?

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Some kind... Well, there must be

0:10:32 > 0:10:34some kind of concept in physics

0:10:34 > 0:10:36for a jerk, I suppose.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37That's the equation for it.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39It's the rate of change of

0:10:39 > 0:10:40acceleration. That's the jerk.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42If you change acceleration,

0:10:42 > 0:10:43it feels like you're being jerked,

0:10:43 > 0:10:45laughed the question editor earlier.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48He loves a maths question, loves it.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50That's right, they are all jerks,

0:10:50 > 0:10:52very well done.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53At the end of Round One,

0:10:53 > 0:10:54the Part-Time Poets

0:10:54 > 0:10:55have three points,

0:10:55 > 0:10:56the Surrealists have five.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01On to Round Two, the Sequences Round.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03What comes fourth in a sequence is what I want to know.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Part-time Poets, you'll be going first again.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Please choose a question.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08Twisted Flax, please.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09The Twisted Flax. What will come

0:11:09 > 0:11:11fourth in this sequence?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Here's the first.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15OK.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Next, please.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Logan.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- There's a loganberry.- There is.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23That's in North America.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Erm, next please.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Ojos del Salado.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29OK, it has to be an order.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Eyes of... Right, we're looking for

0:11:31 > 0:11:32the next one, so Europe,

0:11:32 > 0:11:33North America, South America.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Africa?- Yeah, or Asia.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38But what are they? It's the name of

0:11:38 > 0:11:40some kind of thing.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Why on earth

0:11:44 > 0:11:45is it called that in Europe?

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Three seconds.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55OK. Erm, Asia...

0:11:56 > 0:11:57..gooseberry.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:11:59 > 0:12:00So Surrealists, you have the chance

0:12:00 > 0:12:02of a bonus point.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Africa: Kilimanjaro.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07That's not it,

0:12:07 > 0:12:09but tell me why you say it.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11We thought it was going...

0:12:12 > 0:12:14It would be Antarctica, wouldn't it?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Because it's going, it's going...

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Yeah, highest volcanoes in

0:12:18 > 0:12:21the continents going anti-clockwise.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Yes, that's not what

0:12:22 > 0:12:23the sequence is.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25The third one, anyway,

0:12:25 > 0:12:26you're looking at,

0:12:26 > 0:12:28would be the world's highest active

0:12:28 > 0:12:29volcano, so you couldn't get higher.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32The answer is Asia: Godwin-Austen.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Or I'd have taken K2.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38These are the second-highest peaks

0:12:38 > 0:12:40on their respective continents.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42But then the order is of height.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Right. So it's not a geographical

0:12:44 > 0:12:45order of continent.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46We've taken the second-highest peaks

0:12:46 > 0:12:47on each one,

0:12:47 > 0:12:49and we're going in height order.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50This is what you get after ten

0:12:50 > 0:12:51series. We did the highest peaks on

0:12:51 > 0:12:53BBC Four. I was a redhead

0:12:53 > 0:12:54and smoked 20 a day.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Now, second-highest peaks per

0:12:56 > 0:12:58continent in order of height.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59So no bonus points for you,

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Surrealists, but you may choose a question.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Horned Viper, please.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04The Horned Viper. What would come

0:13:04 > 0:13:06fourth in this sequence?

0:13:06 > 0:13:07Here's the first.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Decimalisation.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Next, please.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19So it would be 20p, would it be?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21It's the number of...

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Is it number of sides?

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Of the silver.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24No, because they're round.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Next, please.

0:13:27 > 0:13:2820p.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Why?- Ones that came in...

0:13:30 > 0:13:32It's when they came in and out.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33It's what happened.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34They came in first, then...

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Decimalisation, yeah.

0:13:36 > 0:13:3720p, I think.

0:13:37 > 0:13:394th: 20p.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Is the right answer,

0:13:40 > 0:13:42and what's the sequence?

0:13:42 > 0:13:43The issues of...

0:13:43 > 0:13:45It's the issues of decimalisation,

0:13:45 > 0:13:46and then the taking out...

0:13:46 > 0:13:48No, the issues of decimalisation and

0:13:48 > 0:13:49the last one to arrive was

0:13:49 > 0:13:51the 20-pence piece in the '80s.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52It's just in order of introduction

0:13:52 > 0:13:54of decimal coins.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55That's absolutely right.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57And when was decimalisation?

0:13:57 > 0:14:00'71 but the coins came in in '69.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02That's right. Although in the early

0:14:02 > 0:14:0470s, that was when ITV had its TV

0:14:04 > 0:14:06series Granny Gets The Point.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Which was in which a grandson

0:14:08 > 0:14:09explains to a grandma about

0:14:09 > 0:14:11decimalisation to help her

0:14:11 > 0:14:12understand the coins.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14That's right. Fourth.

0:14:14 > 0:14:1520p would be the right answer.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Introduction of the 20p coin

0:14:17 > 0:14:18in 1982.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Poets, what would you like?- Lion, please.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Lion. What will come forth in this sequence?

0:14:23 > 0:14:24Here's the first.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29Next, please.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32OK. Alexander II.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33Nicholas II.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Do you know these definitely?

0:14:34 > 0:14:35This is my history at A level,

0:14:35 > 0:14:36so I should.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Nicholas II is the one that gets

0:14:38 > 0:14:39done in the revolutions, isn't he?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Yes, he is.- So there's got to be

0:14:41 > 0:14:42someone else in between.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Oh, is it Alexander III?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Is there somebody between

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Alexander II and III?

0:14:47 > 0:14:48That's a really good question.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Should we get the next one?

0:14:49 > 0:14:51That will call Alexander or Nicholas.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- I think we should get the next one. - Next, please.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Right, I think that's Nicholas II. I think.- OK.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Nicholas II.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Is the right answer.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02- And who are these people?- They are

0:15:02 > 0:15:03tsars of Russia up to the last one.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05They're the last emperors of Russia

0:15:05 > 0:15:07up to unlucky Nicholas II,

0:15:07 > 0:15:08executed by the Bolsheviks.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10That's right.

0:15:10 > 0:15:11Surrealists, I'm coming back to you

0:15:11 > 0:15:13for a choice.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14Eye of Horus, please.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15The Eye of Horus.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17What would you expect to come fourth

0:15:17 > 0:15:19in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:15:25 > 0:15:26Next, please.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33- Computer.- Yes.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Next, please.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Something to do with development.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Well, it...

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Things are going to get...

0:15:44 > 0:15:46It's not number, the answer, is it?

0:15:46 > 0:15:47You must start with database

0:15:47 > 0:15:49management, web development.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Then you get the coding languages

0:15:50 > 0:15:52and then you get assembly languages,

0:15:52 > 0:15:55so it will be whatever the final, highest level of languages is.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00What are we going to say?

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Compilers?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Compiler languages.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Part-time Poets, would you like to have a go?

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Er...HTML.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Not it either.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Do you know what sort of thing

0:16:13 > 0:16:14we are looking at?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Well, it's... Well, well,

0:16:16 > 0:16:17they're sort of programming

0:16:17 > 0:16:18languages. Computer languages.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Yeah, they are.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21They're programming languages.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Fourth, third, second

0:16:22 > 0:16:23and first generation.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24And we're going back towards

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- machine languages.- Oh.

0:16:27 > 0:16:28I mean, I would go through the full

0:16:28 > 0:16:29explanation of why,

0:16:29 > 0:16:30but we actually did a

0:16:30 > 0:16:31focus group of our viewers.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33It turns out they're not immortal,

0:16:33 > 0:16:35and so I'm not going to go through

0:16:35 > 0:16:37all the explanations of why this is,

0:16:37 > 0:16:39but trust me,

0:16:39 > 0:16:41machine languages is the answer.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43So no bonus points for you, Poets.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44But you may choose a question.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Water, please.- Water.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47OK, these are going to be picture clues.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49What kind of thing would you expect

0:16:49 > 0:16:50to see in the last picture?

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Here's the first.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Edward Scissorhands.- Yeah.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Next, please.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Oh, that's Andrew...

0:16:58 > 0:16:59whatever his name is - he does the

0:16:59 > 0:17:01tennis on television, doesn't he?

0:17:01 > 0:17:02- Andrew...- Is there...

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Is there something...

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Andrew Scissorfeet.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Andrew, Edward...

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Oh, is it the Queen's children?

0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Edward, Andrew...- Do you think?

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Is that definitely an Andrew?

0:17:11 > 0:17:12I would go for Charles.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14You've got Anne and then Charles.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16I'd go for Charles Dickens.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17- Yeah. OK.- Why not?

0:17:17 > 0:17:18All right. Charles Dickens.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Why would you pick Charles Dickens

0:17:19 > 0:17:22when you could have picked Charles Hawtrey?

0:17:22 > 0:17:23I will reluctantly

0:17:23 > 0:17:25give you the point.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26We had the wonderful

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Charles Hawtrey.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30- And why?- They're the Queen's...

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Names of the Queen's children in

0:17:33 > 0:17:34- ascending order.- Yeah.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Reverse order of age.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37That's right. Edward,

0:17:37 > 0:17:38that's Edward Scissorhands.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40And it's Andrew Castle, the tennis

0:17:40 > 0:17:41player, now TV presenter.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Anne Diamond, we had at clue three

0:17:43 > 0:17:44so we needed a Charles.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46The Queen's children in increasing

0:17:46 > 0:17:47age and Charles Hawtrey was our

0:17:47 > 0:17:48lovely choice.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Charles Dickens was yours.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Well done. Surrealists,

0:17:51 > 0:17:52one question left.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54It is the Two Reeds.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55What will come fourth

0:17:55 > 0:17:56in this sequence?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Here's the first.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Next, please.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Oh, it's a scale.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12- D.- Next.- No, hang on.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14D.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16E flat. F.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19F sharp.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20I think it's just going up.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Fifth. F sharp.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Not right, I'm afraid.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28That would not be a sequence.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Part-time Poets,

0:18:29 > 0:18:31I'm going to show you the third.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33You tell me what you think

0:18:33 > 0:18:34would be next.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Oh, is it an inversion?

0:18:37 > 0:18:38D...

0:18:38 > 0:18:40No, that's too long, and I can see

0:18:40 > 0:18:41that you don't know it.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43These are Beethoven symphonies.

0:18:43 > 0:18:44Oh. No, no, it's not.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46So Beethoven's Second, Third,

0:18:46 > 0:18:47Fourth and then a big one,

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Beethoven's Fifth would be in...

0:18:50 > 0:18:52- C?- C minor.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53It's in C minor.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Yeah. Fifth Symphony in C minor.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Well, if you don't know that,

0:18:57 > 0:18:58you may not know this.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59But it's an interesting thing

0:18:59 > 0:19:01about this symphony -

0:19:01 > 0:19:03it was the first symphony to use what?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Is it cymbals or something?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- No.- Some instrument.- Timpani?

0:19:08 > 0:19:09Trombones.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11First Symphony to use trombones.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Yeah, C minor is what it was in.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16At the end of Round Two,

0:19:16 > 0:19:18the Surrealists have seven points

0:19:18 > 0:19:20and the Part-Time Poets have eight.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Connecting Wall time now,

0:19:25 > 0:19:27and, Surrealists, it will be you to go first.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Would you like Lion or Water?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Lion, please.- The Lion Wall, two and a half minutes to solve it,

0:19:32 > 0:19:34starting now.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38OK, so these are...

0:19:38 > 0:19:42They're kind of puritan people, aren't they?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Fox, Wesley, Lively...

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Sorry?

0:19:48 > 0:19:50People who've started religion-type things.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52So who's the fourth one?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- What did you press last? - I pressed, er...Smith.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Shall we do cricket terms?

0:19:57 > 0:19:58Yeah, bail.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Right, slip.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Square.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05OK. Bewilder.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Bewilder, baffle...

0:20:09 > 0:20:10Oh, baffle.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Puzzle.- Puzzle.- Fox.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Could be stump.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17- BUZZER - Oh, it could.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19So we'll just go through all the variations.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21BUZZER

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Right, got one.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Darby...

0:20:25 > 0:20:26BUZZER

0:20:29 > 0:20:31- OK. Right.- Three strikes now.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34So we've got Fox and Wesley go together, we know that.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Penelope Lively...

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Winners of the...

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Women's players.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Yeah, women... Mary. She's a writer.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Mary Wesley. Penelope Lively.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48- Paris Murdoch.- It could be a Smith.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51So what are the others, then? The others would be...

0:20:51 > 0:20:52Starters of religions.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Plymouth Brethren,

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Christian scientists...

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Fox is Quakers.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59So who's the fourth one?

0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Smith.- Smith is... Smith is...

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Shall we try...?- Let's try that. - With Smith?- Yeah.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08That's it, you've solved the Wall with a minute to go.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Well done. What about the connections?

0:21:11 > 0:21:14The first blue group - slip, square, yorker, bail?

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Terms used in cricket. - Terms used in cricket.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19That's all it is. Terms in cricket.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21And the green group starting baffle?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23They're synonyms for "to confuse".

0:21:23 > 0:21:25That's right. To perplex.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Synonyms also for each other, of course.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29And the next group, starting Darby?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Founders of religion sects.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Founders of religious movements.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36That's right and specifically Christian movements.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38So who are we talking about?

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- Smith is...- Mary Baker Eddy.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Founder of Christian Science.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45- George Fox.- George Fox, who founded the Quakers, yeah.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Is it Abraham Darby of the Plymouth Brethren?

0:21:48 > 0:21:50No, John Nelson Darby is the Plymouth Brethren,

0:21:50 > 0:21:52and Joseph Smith is the founder of the Mormons.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Specifically Christian religions, they are all the founders.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58And the last turquoise group, starting Murdoch?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Female writers.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Iris Murdoch, Pat Barker, Penelope Lively, Mary Wesley,

0:22:03 > 0:22:06they are all female novelists.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08So you found all the groups and all the connections

0:22:08 > 0:22:10and I'll give you a bonus for getting it all right.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11That's a total of 10.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Let's bring the Part-time Poets in now,

0:22:14 > 0:22:16give them a new Connecting Wall and see what they can do with it.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19You'll be getting the Water Wall cos the Lion's been taken.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23You have two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Scull is the part of a boat.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26Yeah, Cox is... Oh, the...

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Cox, stroke, scull and blade?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- BUZZER - Those are rowing terms.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Crab, you can catch a crab.- OK, maybe scull, stroke, crab, blade.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Yes. OK, that's great.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37- Brian Clough, Brian Blessed, Brian May.- Brian Cox?

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Yeah. Brian Cox. OK.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- BUZZER BOTH:- Brian Lara.- Oh, yeah.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Without...- May, maybe.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47- Yeah. - BUZZER

0:22:47 > 0:22:49OK. Without Clough.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50OK, right.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51Three strikes now.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54We've got so much time, so canyon and gorge and gulch and chasm.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57All mean the same. But there's the Grand National...

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Grand piano. - Grand Canyon and Grand Cru.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02So those are probably grands and then the others...

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Clough must mean a...

0:23:04 > 0:23:06- Yeah.- Like a dip in the landscape.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08- Shall we...- Shall we try that one? - Shall we try grands?

0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Yeah.- I don't think it is, but try it.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15That's it, you've solved the Wall.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16And very quickly.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17Train to catch? THEY LAUGH

0:23:17 > 0:23:19So that's four points for the groups.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20What about the connections?

0:23:20 > 0:23:24The first blue group - scull, stroke, crab, blade?

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Well, as I learned in Cambridge, these are terms to do with rowing.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30- They are. Were you a rower?- No.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32But eventually I had to learn some of the words

0:23:32 > 0:23:33cos I had friends who were.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Well, tell me what they mean, then.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Well, catching a crab was the one...

0:23:37 > 0:23:39I thought it meant literally catching a crab...

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Right.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43..on your blade, but it actually means when your blade

0:23:43 > 0:23:45goes in the water awkwardly and makes a little splash.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Yeah, apparently the blade handle strikes the athlete.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Right.- Blade, I think people know, is an oar.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Yeah. A scull is a sort of oar for sculling.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55- Yeah.- Stroke is the position of the boat, isn't it?

0:23:55 > 0:23:57You sit at the stroke, I think.

0:23:57 > 0:24:02Apparently so. I mean, I've never learned about rowing so quickly.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05And the green group - Blessed, Lara, May, Cox?

0:24:05 > 0:24:06They are all Brians.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09They are famous Brians. Who are they, what do they do?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Brian Blessed, famous loud...

0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Famous for shouting. - Loud, beardy man.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Brian Lara, the cricketer.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- West Indies and Warwickshire, I think.- Brian May, the musician.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20And which Brian Cox am I thinking of?

0:24:20 > 0:24:22The incredibly talented actor.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23Oh, I was going to go for the scientist.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25I was going to go for the scientist as well.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27I'm thinking of both of them.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28Famous Brians.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31And what about the pink group, starting national?

0:24:31 > 0:24:33They are all Grand or "Grond."

0:24:33 > 0:24:35That's absolutely right. Grand National, grand piano,

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Grand Canyon and perhaps "Grond" cru,

0:24:38 > 0:24:40if you want to say it "grondly". THEY CHUCKLE

0:24:40 > 0:24:43And the last turquoise group, starting Clough?

0:24:43 > 0:24:46We think they are words for like a dip in the landscape

0:24:46 > 0:24:48or a kind of opening.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Valley, sort of.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Yeah. Ravine would be another word.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52Geographical dips.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54That's absolutely right.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56So you found all the groups and the connections.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57I'll give you a bonus for getting it all right.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59That is the maximum of 10.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Let's have a look at the scores.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04The Surrealists have 17 points.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06The Part-time Poets have 18.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09And if you were shouting, "No,

0:25:09 > 0:25:12"the Plymouth Brethren is John NELSON Derby,"

0:25:12 > 0:25:14then why don't you come along and have a go at the next series

0:25:14 > 0:25:16of Only Connect? Go to...

0:25:19 > 0:25:21..to find out how to apply.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24These are very close scores.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27The missing vowels round will determine who is going home

0:25:27 > 0:25:30and who is through to the next round.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Lest there be any doubt,

0:25:31 > 0:25:33I will tell you that we have taken the vowels

0:25:33 > 0:25:36out of well-known names, phrases and sayings.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38We've respaced the consonants

0:25:38 > 0:25:41and I want you to tell me what the disguised clues are.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44I will tell you the connections upfront.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Let the Missing Vowels Round begin.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49I will tell you that the first group are all...

0:25:54 > 0:25:55Surrealists.

0:25:55 > 0:25:56The devil and the deep blue sea.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Correct.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01- Poets.- A rock and a hard place.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02Correct.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07- Surrealists.- Scylla and Charybdis.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08Correct.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12Surrealists.

0:26:12 > 0:26:13- The sheets.- That's correct.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Next category...

0:26:21 > 0:26:23- Surrealists.- Meg Ryan

0:26:23 > 0:26:24and Sleepless In Seattle.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25Correct.

0:26:27 > 0:26:28Surrealists.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Meg Ryan and You've Got Mail.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Correct.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41A very tricky one.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43This is Michael Clarke Duncan

0:26:43 > 0:26:44and The Green Mile.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Next clue.

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Surrealists.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Beasley and Turner And Hooch.

0:26:56 > 0:26:57Who would know that? Well done.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Next category...

0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Poets.- Rugby League side.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Correct.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09- Poets.- Baker's dozen.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Correct.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Not seeing this one? It's...

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Next clue.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29END-OF-ROUND STING

0:27:29 > 0:27:31You can no longer tell me that that

0:27:31 > 0:27:33is people at The Last Supper

0:27:33 > 0:27:37because the bell has gone for the end of the quiz.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41And I can tell you that, looking at the final scores,

0:27:41 > 0:27:45I'm afraid, finishing with 21 points in second place,

0:27:45 > 0:27:46it's The Last Supper

0:27:46 > 0:27:49for the Part-time Poets.

0:27:49 > 0:27:53The winners, with 23, it's the Surrealists.

0:27:53 > 0:27:54Very well done to you.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56You are through to the next round.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Poets, I'm so sorry.

0:27:58 > 0:28:02In our new structure, losing one match is enough to send you home.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03You've been a brilliant team.

0:28:03 > 0:28:04Some really good quizzing.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07We're very sorry to lose you.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10But well done to you. You're through and we'll see you again.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14What a night. Please join me next time as we continue our race towards

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0:28:19 > 0:28:23that winning this esoteric quiz won't bestow.

0:28:23 > 0:28:24Goodbye.