Beekeepers v Policy Wonks

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0:00:21 > 0:00:24"People who need people

0:00:24 > 0:00:28"are the luckiest people in the world."

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Barbra Streisand talking about Hollywood, of course,

0:00:30 > 0:00:33where everyone has people, in the sense of,

0:00:33 > 0:00:35"My people will get in touch with your people."

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Other people, meanwhile, don't need people.

0:00:37 > 0:00:42Whole days and weeks go by where they don't even talk to people.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Let's meet the teams.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46On my right,

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Ian Wallace, retired accountant and bee inspector,

0:00:49 > 0:00:52who works to eradicate bee diseases and is trying to restore

0:00:52 > 0:00:55the population of the native black bee.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56Josh Spero,

0:00:56 > 0:00:59a classics graduate, who once hopped up and down on one leg

0:00:59 > 0:01:01in front of Bianca Jagger.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04And their captain, Mark Wallace,

0:01:04 > 0:01:08a political journalist, who beat the band AC/DC at a pub quiz

0:01:08 > 0:01:09in Northumberland.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11United by their hive minds,

0:01:11 > 0:01:12they are the Beekeepers.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Now, Mark, you beat the Scunthorpe Scholars in your first game.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19What advice have you given your team-mates tonight?

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Always the best advice.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Wine before beer, you'll feel queer.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Beer before wine, you'll feel fine.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Excellent advice.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Let's hope it stands you in good stead.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32You are facing, tonight, on my left, Helen Thomas,

0:01:32 > 0:01:35a PPE graduate, who has written a French-language poem about

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Eric Cantona's famous flying kick.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Robert Colvile,

0:01:39 > 0:01:42an author, who was once ejected from a pub

0:01:42 > 0:01:45because of his perceived resemblance to Jesus.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47And their captain, Robert McIlveen,

0:01:47 > 0:01:50a history and politics graduate, who enjoy setting himself

0:01:50 > 0:01:53fish-based culinary challenges.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54United by a passion for policy,

0:01:54 > 0:01:56they are the Policy Wonks.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Now, you won your opening heat against the Maltsters.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01How are you feeling about tonight's game?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03We've done some stretches in the car park, we're feeling flexible.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- We're ready to quiz.- Excellent.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07There's not many of our quizzers

0:02:07 > 0:02:08that actually can do stretches,

0:02:08 > 0:02:10so you're miles ahead already.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12We're going to start by playing Round One.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15What is the connection between four apparently random clues?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Beekeepers, you won the toss,

0:02:17 > 0:02:20but you've decided to put your opponents in first.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Nasty work! Policy Wonks, you will

0:02:22 > 0:02:25be choosing the first question. Which is it to be?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Lion, please.- Lion. OK.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29What is the connection between these clues?

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Here's the first.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- OK. Go next.- Next, please.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Is it noun...? No.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Um, next, please.

0:02:45 > 0:02:50Oh, hang on, so that has got no gap and a...lower case is O.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Um...

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Any... Any...? - A camel has two humps. Um...

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Shall we...? Shall we get the final one?- Get the final one.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Go on.- Next, please.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Oh, it's the characters which are...

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Three seconds.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09BELL

0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Robert?- No, it's the characters which connect them,

0:03:11 > 0:03:13but it's not.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14That's not it.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Beekeepers, do you know?

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Are these typographic terms?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- No.- That's not it. Do you know now?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Is it case?- They are cases. I'm surprised

0:03:25 > 0:03:27with so many professional writers here.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29I suppose that's what subs are for!

0:03:29 > 0:03:30That's what subs are for!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Yes, case types. So Only Connect

0:03:32 > 0:03:34at the beginning there - title case.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35You would capitalise

0:03:35 > 0:03:38the first letters in title case. In sentence case you wouldn't.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Camel case is when you squidge

0:03:40 > 0:03:42the words up with a capital letter.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44And "only - underscore - connect".

0:03:44 > 0:03:46That is snake cased.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48So, no points there, although

0:03:48 > 0:03:49well spotted a bit too late.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Beekeepers, what would you like?

0:03:51 > 0:03:52The Horned Viper, please.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53The Horned Viper. OK.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55CHIME Oh, it's the music question.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58What do these clues have in common?

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Here's the first.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02TANGO MUSIC

0:04:02 > 0:04:04# At your command

0:04:04 > 0:04:06# Before you here I stand... #

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Next, please.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- # When I look into your eyes... # - November Rain.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- # I can see a love... # - It's Guns N' Roses.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18- The first one was the Suicide Tango, wasn't it?- Masochism Tango.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20This is November Rain.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21- What's it called?- November Rain.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23# Darling, when I... #

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Next, please.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26# On a dark desert highway

0:04:26 > 0:04:29# Cool wind in my hair... #

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Hotel California.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32# Warm smell of colitas... #

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Do we want to go next?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36# Rising up through the air... #

0:04:36 > 0:04:37- November Rain...- Go on. - Three seconds.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39BELL

0:04:39 > 0:04:42They are all...

0:04:42 > 0:04:46songs that start with a letter in the alphabet.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48A for Alpha, B for Bravo.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50I'm going to give you the point.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51We call it the Nato alphabet.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53That's absolutely right. Yes.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Well, we didn't actually hear Bravo.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56What did we hear?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58So we had The Masochism Tango. T for Tango.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Yeah.- November Rain. N for November.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Hotel California.- That's right.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05And you didn't need to hear...

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Papa Don't Preach would have been

0:05:06 > 0:05:07the next one.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Yes, T - Tango. N - November. C - California. P - Papa.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- It's the Nato alphabet. Well done. - Well done.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Policy Wonks, what would you like?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Eye of Horus, please.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18The Eye of Horus.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20What is the connection between these picture clues?

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Here's the first.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Mr T. B A Baracus. But...I think he's...

0:05:25 > 0:05:28- So he's one of the two. - Next, please.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31George Orwell.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34BBC. BBC... Maybe... Get the next one.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Next, please.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Oh...- Romesh Ranganathan.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Yeah.- Comedian.- Comedian.- Romesh...

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Is it a real name...?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45B A...

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Um... George Orwell...

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Did they give their name to something? No.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Next, please.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Sting.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Who's that?- Sting.- Sting.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Three seconds.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59BELL

0:06:01 > 0:06:03All have the middle name Arthur.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05They do not all have

0:06:05 > 0:06:07the middle name Arthur.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08We'll go over to the Beekeepers

0:06:08 > 0:06:09for a possible bonus point.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13They are all best known by their pseudonym.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14I mean, do you think you would take

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Romesh Ranganathan as a pseudonym?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I-I don't know. Maybe he's got another character by night.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21It's a beautiful name, but it's really...

0:06:21 > 0:06:23That's got to be your birth name.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25It's not B A Baracus. It's Mr T, of course,

0:06:25 > 0:06:27which I think is his birth name.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28I think that is his birth name.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30George Orwell. Romesh Ranganathan.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33And, of course, every beekeeper's favourite musician, Sting.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35All former teachers.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Oh, that was my alternative.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38- That's what you said.- That is...

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Mr T was a gym teacher.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42You'd do what he told you,

0:06:42 > 0:06:43wouldn't you? Wouldn't you do that?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45George Orwell taught in a private school -

0:06:45 > 0:06:46absolutely hated it.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Romesh Ranganathan - what did he teach?- Drama.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49He was a maths teacher.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Maths teacher. And Sting was

0:06:51 > 0:06:52a primary school teacher

0:06:52 > 0:06:54for a couple of years

0:06:54 > 0:06:55back in the day.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56All former teachers.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57So, no bonus point, Beekeepers.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58But you may choose a question.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Water, please.- Water. OK.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02What is the connection between these clues?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Here's the first.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Next, please.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Jeeves. Jeeves. Jeeves.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19BELL

0:07:19 > 0:07:21- Jeeves.- Very well done.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22After two clues

0:07:22 > 0:07:24you get three points. They are Jeeves books.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Didn't need The Inimitable and Right Ho. Tell me about those books.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29What's interesting about

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Ring For Jeeves?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33I've never read any. Is that the one where he's introduced?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Is it the first one?

0:07:35 > 0:07:36I'm sorry?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- You've never read any?!- No.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40You've never read a Jeeves book?!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- No.- Why?!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44What have you been doing?!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I'm on Twitter 24/7.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47This is disastrous!

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I have nothing else to do.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Anyone over there

0:07:50 > 0:07:52hasn't read a Jeeves book?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54You haven't read a Jeeves book?!

0:07:54 > 0:07:55What have you read?!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Lots of other things.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59None of... None of anything

0:07:59 > 0:08:01is worth anything compared to this.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02I'm almost tempted to stop the quiz

0:08:02 > 0:08:04right now and you both go away

0:08:04 > 0:08:06and read The Inimitable Jeeves and come back. What's interesting

0:08:06 > 0:08:08about Ring For Jeeves is that

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Bertie Wooster isn't in it.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Jeeves is on loan to a different family.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13I won't tell you about the others - I don't want to spoil it.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15You've got a massive treat ahead,

0:08:15 > 0:08:16let me tell you.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18The greatest books ever written

0:08:18 > 0:08:20in English, I'm serious.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Very well done, though.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22You get the points.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23And, Policy Wonks,

0:08:23 > 0:08:27- what would you like?- Twisted Flax, please.- The Twisted Flax.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Ship of Theseus? No?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Yeah, I mean, it was the...the Argo.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Next, please.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40OK. Interesting.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41That it was...

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Are these all things that were rebuilt?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- They've had different line-ups? - Different line-ups.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Cos they reconstruct... - THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:08:47 > 0:08:49BELL

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Are they all things that have been reconstructed?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53You also get three points

0:08:53 > 0:08:54for coming in after two clues.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Very well done. They have had their original components replaced.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Didn't even need to see the next two clues.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Talk me through

0:09:01 > 0:09:02what we're looking at.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06Theseus' ship was the Argo, which I dimly remember was shipwrecked

0:09:06 > 0:09:09and then they had to get the timbers together and rebuild it.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11And of course the Sugababes have been through about

0:09:11 > 0:09:1327 seven different line-ups. Er...

0:09:13 > 0:09:14It wasn't the Argo,

0:09:14 > 0:09:15but otherwise right.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Recorded by Plutarch.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17That's the original one

0:09:17 > 0:09:20that they talk about - you know, is it...

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Is it still the same ship if all

0:09:21 > 0:09:23the original components

0:09:23 > 0:09:24have been replaced?

0:09:24 > 0:09:25The Sugababes.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Remind me of the original line-up.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28- It was...- Mutya.- Mutya Buena.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Keisha Buchanan.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Siobhan Donnelly?

0:09:32 > 0:09:33I mean, I was joking!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35LAUGHTER

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Siobhan Donaghy, apparently.- Oh!

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Now I see why you haven't been

0:09:39 > 0:09:40reading any Jeeves books!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43My goodness! Replaced, of course, by...?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45That's the point at which I...

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Heidi.- Heidi... Heidi Allen? - No, she's an MP.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Heidi Range.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51LAUGHTER

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Heidi, Amelle and Jade replaced them.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57And George Washington's axe - that's a sort of apocryphal story

0:09:57 > 0:09:59about the axe head and the handle

0:09:59 > 0:10:01were changed so many times.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02And Trigger

0:10:02 > 0:10:03in Only Fools And Horses,

0:10:03 > 0:10:06the great Roger Lloyd-Pack. He once said that his broom had had

0:10:06 > 0:10:0817 new heads and 14 new handles.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11All been reconstructed. Well done.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Beekeepers, you will have the Two Reeds,

0:10:14 > 0:10:16it's the only question left.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23THEY DISCUSS IN HUSHED VOICES

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Next, please.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30The "I" and "L" are taken out of it.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Springfield.- And...

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Yes, it's probably Springfield. So then "I" and...

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Next, please.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Oh, right, so...

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Letters of the state.- Yes.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48These are state capitals

0:10:48 > 0:10:50for which the letters of the state abbreviation

0:10:50 > 0:10:52have been removed from the name.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56Very well quizzed. I like this question.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Tell me in a little more detail about each clue.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02- Albany.- So... Yes, we have Albany, New York,

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Springfield...- Illinois.- Yeah.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Sacramento, California,

0:11:07 > 0:11:09and Indianapolis, Indiana.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11That's right. So Albany is the capital of New York,

0:11:11 > 0:11:13its abbreviation is NY.

0:11:13 > 0:11:14We've taken NY out of it

0:11:14 > 0:11:17to get Alba and so on for all the clues.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Very well spotted.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20That means, at the end of Round One,

0:11:20 > 0:11:22the Policy Wonks have three points,

0:11:22 > 0:11:24the Beekeepers have seven.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Time for Round Two now, the sequences round,

0:11:29 > 0:11:31and Policy Wonks, you'll be going first again.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Which question would you like?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Horned Viper, please.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36The Horned Viper. BELL RINGS

0:11:36 > 0:11:38OOh, it's a music sequence.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40You're going to be hearing the clues, and I want to know

0:11:40 > 0:11:42what kind of thing you'd expect to hear in fourth place.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Your first musical clue is coming in now.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47# You're my baby

0:11:47 > 0:11:48# You're my pet

0:11:48 > 0:11:51# We fell in love on the night we met

0:11:51 > 0:11:53# You touched my hand, my heart went pop... #

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Next, please.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- # A brown-eyed girl in hand-me-downs - Great Balls Of Fire? No.

0:11:58 > 0:12:03- # Whose name I never could pronounce - I don't know who this is.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- # Said pretty please... # - Next, please.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07# ..finger on the trigger

0:12:07 > 0:12:11- # I'm gonna pull it - I have no idea about the second.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13The first one was someone like Bobby Lee...

0:12:13 > 0:12:14# I'm picked to click now

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Or could've been Jerry Lewis. - # I'm a son of a gun

0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Could it be the titles? - # So hold it right there

0:12:19 > 0:12:23# Little girl, little girl We're gonna have big fun. #

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Three seconds.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- They're all songs about weapons. - The fourth one in the sequence...

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Unfortunately, I want to know what comes forth in a sequence,

0:12:31 > 0:12:35so Beekeepers, there's a chance for a possible bonus point.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Uh...Annie Get Your Gun.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42No. You did hear Pete Wingfield, 18 With A Bullet.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Otherwise, they're not about weapons.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49- You heard Johnny Burnette, You're Sixteen.- Oh.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Janis Ian, At Seventeen.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Eighteen With A Bullet,

0:12:52 > 0:12:55and we wanted to hear something with 19 in it.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- For example...- Paul Hardcastle. - Paul Hardcastle, 19.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01The only good news I have for you is that's not really a singable tune,

0:13:01 > 0:13:02so I can't really make you do it.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Although you could complete the chorus for me.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07"In World War II, the average age of the combat soldier was 26.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11- "In Vietnam it was..." - "N-n-n-n-nineteen."

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Lovely. Lovely.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15I feel like I really made that moving, didn't I? That description.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17I really did that.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Beekeepers, what would you like next?

0:13:19 > 0:13:20- Twisted Flax, please.- Twisted Flax.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22What would come fourth in this sequence?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Here's the first.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Next, please.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31DC, DS...

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Nintendo DS...- Nintendo DS...

0:13:35 > 0:13:37The 360...

0:13:37 > 0:13:39THEY DISCUSS IN HUSHED VOICES

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Next, please.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47These are police inspectors.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Detective Inspector. - Chief Inspector?

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- DCI.- DCI.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54DCI.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Is the right answer. And why is that?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Because these are detective police ranks

0:13:58 > 0:14:01in rising seniority.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04That's right, ascending ranks in the CID.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Detective Constable, Detective Sergeant, Detective Inspector,

0:14:06 > 0:14:09and I wanted to hear Detective Chief Inspector, DCI.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Well done.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Policy Wonks, what would you like next?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Eye of Horus, please. - The Eye of Horus.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17What would come fourth in this sequence?

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Here's the first.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23THEY DISCUSS IN HUSHED VOICES

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Oh, OK, fine.- Next, please.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33So... OK, so these are the 29th of Februarys that don't...

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Because 1900 didn't happen, but 2000 did, so it would be...

0:14:37 > 0:14:382100.

0:14:41 > 0:14:4429th of February 2100.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Correct. Very well done.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48And what's the reason?

0:14:48 > 0:14:50They are years divisible by four

0:14:50 > 0:14:52in which there is not a leap day.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Or shouldn't be a leap day. - That's right.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Every so often they have to drop a leap year in order to catch up,

0:14:57 > 0:15:00and they did that in 1700, 1800, 1900,

0:15:00 > 0:15:03but the 29th of February 2,000 did happen,

0:15:03 > 0:15:06so the next one will be 29th of February 2100.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Well done. You get the points there.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Beekeepers, what would you like?

0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13These will be picture clues.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15What kind of thing would you expect to see in the fourth picture?

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Here's the first.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Is that a sea anemone?

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Next, please.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30Australia. Is that John...?

0:15:30 > 0:15:33John Key's New Zealand, isn't it?

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Next, please.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Tiananmen Square. - No, that's the Forbidden City.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47THEY DISCUSS IN HUSHED VOICES

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Three seconds.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- The flag of New South Wales. - That's not it.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59So, Policy Wonks, would you like to have a go for a bonus point?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02A random guess - the map of North Korea.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Who do you think that is a clue to?

0:16:04 > 0:16:05We don't know.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08It's the former Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12- We're looking at sponge, Bob, square...- Pants!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14And I would hear a pair of pants.

0:16:14 > 0:16:15Unfortunately for you,

0:16:15 > 0:16:17a pair of pants not currently the flag of New Zealand,

0:16:17 > 0:16:19so I could not give you the points.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23- Policy Wonks, what would you like? - Lion, please.- Lion. OK.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26What will come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Prime Minister. - Yeah, Liberal Prime Minister.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- We don't know what the sequence is, though.- Next, please.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Prime Ministers without a majority? No...

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Coalition Prime Ministers?

0:16:42 > 0:16:46- So, Chamberlain and Churchill... - Was Chamberlain?- Yeah.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Oh, no, because Ramsay MacDonald was the coalition Prime Minister.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50And they re-elected...

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Shall we say next just to make sure? - Next, please.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Oh.- Oh, God. Oh, coronations!

0:16:56 > 0:16:59So Churchill in...

0:16:59 > 0:17:02- No, it's...- 1953?- Yeah.

0:17:03 > 0:17:051953, Churchill.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Not the answer, I'm afraid, so, Beekeepers,

0:17:07 > 0:17:09you've got the chance of a bonus point.

0:17:09 > 0:17:111952, Winston Churchill.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14That, I'm afraid, is the answer. And why?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17These are Prime Ministers at the time of a coronation.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20At the time of the accession.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Yes, of Royal ascension.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24So this is why you get Stanley Baldwin twice -

0:17:24 > 0:17:26cos in 1936, there were two Royal ascensions

0:17:26 > 0:17:29cos Edward VIII was never crowned, and then George VI,

0:17:29 > 0:17:32so I wanted to know the next Royal ascension,

0:17:32 > 0:17:33that of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth.

0:17:33 > 0:17:361952, Winston Churchill was Prime Minister.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38So, well done, you get the bonus point

0:17:38 > 0:17:40and you get the final question of the round - Water.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42What will come fourth in this sequence?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Here's the first.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Coleridge Close...

0:17:47 > 0:17:50THEY DISCUSS IN HUSHED VOICES

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Next, please.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57These are all...poetic streets.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00But they must appear somewhere in a sequence.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02THEY DISCUSS IN HUSHED VOICES

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Next, please.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Wordsworth Drive.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11These are all...

0:18:11 > 0:18:15- So, it's going to be Byron...- No...

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Three seconds.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Byron Place.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28You see, that's just not a sequence, really, is it?

0:18:28 > 0:18:31You can't quite make that tight enough, I'm afraid.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33So there's a bonus chance for the Policy Wonks.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Shelley Street?- Sadly, no.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Now, if you're going to tell me that

0:18:38 > 0:18:40as well as not having read PG Wodehouse,

0:18:40 > 0:18:45you have never seen Reginald Perrin on the television,

0:18:45 > 0:18:47I'm going to be horrified.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49This is Reginald Perrin's walk to work.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53He walks along Coleridge Close, Tennyson Avenue, Wordsworth Drive

0:18:53 > 0:18:55to Station Drive.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58That means, at the end of Round Two,

0:18:58 > 0:19:00the Policy Wonks have six points,

0:19:00 > 0:19:01the Beekeepers have ten.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Time now for the Connecting Wall,

0:19:05 > 0:19:08and it'll be the Beekeepers who are going first this time.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Would you like Lion or Water?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Lion wall, please.- OK.

0:19:12 > 0:19:16Two and a half minutes to solve the Lion wall, starting now.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20We've got tyres or motorbikes.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23THEY DISCUSS IN HUSHED VOICES

0:19:24 > 0:19:25Ports...

0:19:25 > 0:19:29- Port Stanley, Port Harcourt... - Port Talbot.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31And Port... Yeah, Port Elizabeth.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34- BUZZ - Try Moresby.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Port Moresby?- Yeah.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39You've also got the Calcutta Cup...

0:19:39 > 0:19:41- BUZZ - ..the Ryder Cup...

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Port Harcourt.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44The motorbikes, as well.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47BUZZ

0:19:47 > 0:19:49OK. So, what else have we got? Let's give it another...

0:19:49 > 0:19:51BUZZ

0:19:51 > 0:19:54OK, so we've got the Calcutta Cup, the Ryder Cup...

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Stanley Cup...and Elizabeth Cup. - Is Elizabeth Cup a thing?

0:19:57 > 0:19:59- Any other cups you can see there? - BUZZ

0:19:59 > 0:20:01And Melbourne Cup!

0:20:01 > 0:20:02BUZZ

0:20:02 > 0:20:04We've also got motorbikes, as well.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Let's have a quick look. Wait a second.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10So, we've got Ducati, we've got Triumph, we've got Suzuki...

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Stanley?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18THEY SPEAK OVER EACH OTHER

0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Indian's a motorbike.- Yeah.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- BUZZ - No. OK...

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Galore - is this from...?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Oh, these are Bond girls, aren't they?

0:20:29 > 0:20:34- Pussy Galore, Mary Goodnight, Honey Ryder...- And...

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Go for... OK, great. That's a great start. OK.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43HE SPEAKS IN HUSHED VOICE

0:20:52 > 0:20:55- OK. There must be another one in here somewhere.- Yes, OK...

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Three strikes now, and 30 seconds.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59So, we've got...

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Melbourne Cup... Stanley Cup, Calcutta Cup.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- The Fed Cup, maybe? - No, we tried that.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08- Triumph Cup?- Is the Aprilia...?

0:21:10 > 0:21:11No, Triumph...

0:21:12 > 0:21:14THEY SPEAK OVER EACH OTHER

0:21:17 > 0:21:19- Ducati Cup?- Go for it.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22No... Let's try the motorbikes.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24OK, so if we go Triumph...

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- No. I'm afraid the time is up, and the Wall has frozen.- Curses.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32But you've found two groups, and what about the connections?

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Suzuki, Ryder, Galore, Goodnight.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37- It's surnames of Bond girls. - That's right.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Kissy Suzuki, of course,

0:21:39 > 0:21:42the magnificently politically incorrect name

0:21:42 > 0:21:44of the lady in You Only Live Twice.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46And what about this green group starting Moresby?

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Places with Port.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Port Moresby, Port Harcourt, Port Elizabeth, Port Talbot.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53They are places that you can put Port in front of. Well done.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55And you can still get connection points

0:21:55 > 0:21:56for the groups you didn't find.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59So, let's resolve the Wall. Here we go.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Indian, Triumph, Ducati, Aprilia.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04These are makes of motorcycle.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Those are the motorbike brands.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09And the turquoise group - Melbourne, Fed, Stanley, Calcutta.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11They precede the word "cup".

0:22:11 > 0:22:14They precede cup in sports matches, yes.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16It was the Federation Cup, women's tennis.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18It's now the Fed Cup.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20So you found two groups and you gave me four connections -

0:22:20 > 0:22:22that is a total of six.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Let's bring in their opponents now, give them a new Connecting Wall,

0:22:24 > 0:22:27and see what they can do about solving it.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Policy Wonks, you'll be getting the Water wall - the Lion's been taken.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39THEY DISCUSS IN HUSHED VOICES

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Well, Corleone's in Godfather.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45He's killed in a particular way, Prince Albert is...

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Romulus, then, is also... And Cain.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Romulus and Cain, killed by their brother.- No, um...

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Or betrayed by their brother.

0:22:51 > 0:22:52Who else...?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56- I mean... - BUZZ

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Some need to be words followed by something else, I feel.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Scar...and...

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Raise the roof, raise hell, raise Cain, raise eyebrow.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06- BUZZ - Raise a siege...

0:23:08 > 0:23:10- BUZZ - That's without roof.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12- BUZZ - That's without...eyebrow.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17So...

0:23:17 > 0:23:19- Dance? The robot is a dance? - Madonna...

0:23:19 > 0:23:23- Alan Partridge...- I was thinking Alan Partridge, famous Alans.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26- I, Claudius, I, Partridge... - Oh, yes.

0:23:28 > 0:23:29- I, Robot.- I, Robot, and...

0:23:31 > 0:23:33- I, Cain? I mean, can we just...? - BUZZ

0:23:35 > 0:23:37I, Madonna.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Madonna's probably written a book

0:23:38 > 0:23:39called I, Madonna.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40I don't think so...

0:23:40 > 0:23:42BUZZ

0:23:42 > 0:23:45I, Scar? I, Prince Albert?

0:23:45 > 0:23:47- BUZZ - OK, Corleone...

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Go back to where you think...

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Corleone, Romulus, Cain and Claudius was...

0:23:51 > 0:23:53- BUZZ - No.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54- OK, what... - BUZZ

0:23:54 > 0:23:55..are the things here?

0:23:55 > 0:23:57- What's snake bites? - BUZZ

0:23:57 > 0:23:58Snake bites and scar...

0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Snake bite is a drink. - BUZZ

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Oh, Scar, of course, from The Lion King.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Three strikes now.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09OK... So we still have I, Robot, I, Partridge, I, Claudius,

0:24:09 > 0:24:11so let's look at the other five.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13Prince Albert, which is...

0:24:15 > 0:24:17- BUZZ - Remember it's three strikes.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Sorry, sorry. - Confident about those three.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22I don't think there'd be "I" in front of any.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23We're stuck on "I" now.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Let's think about something completely different.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27We're running out of time.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Shall we just take a couple of...? We've still got Partridge.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32- And...and... - BUZZ

0:24:32 > 0:24:34We've tried everything, haven't we?

0:24:34 > 0:24:35And Tragus and Madonna.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37It can't be snake bites, can it?

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Snake bites could be...

0:24:40 > 0:24:42That's it. You've had your third go,

0:24:42 > 0:24:43and the Wall has frozen.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45But you found two groups, and I'll give you points

0:24:45 > 0:24:46if you can tell me the connections.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Siege, eyebrow, hell, roof.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Things you can raise. - Things you can raise.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54And the green group, starting Michael Corleone.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57These are all people who betrayed their own brother.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Well, that's right, but not just that. I mean, what else?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Father. Family member.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03No, but they killed their brothers!

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Michael Corleone in The Godfather films,

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Romulus and Remus, Cain and Abel,

0:25:07 > 0:25:10and Scar, the Jeremy Irons character in The Lion King,

0:25:10 > 0:25:12kills his brother, Mufasa.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15But I reckon murder's a form of betrayal, so I'll give you that.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17And you can still get points for the connections

0:25:17 > 0:25:18in the groups you didn't find.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20So let's resolve the wall. There you go.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Madonna, Prince Albert, tragus, snake bites.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26- Piercings.- They are all piercings - that's it.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30And the turquoise group? Libertine, Robot, Claudius, Partridge.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32- Can all be preceded by "I". - They can.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34I, Libertine, you didn't actually try.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37A sort of literary hoax, a pretend 18th-century...

0:25:37 > 0:25:39We thought it was the obvious one, we thought we'd tried it...

0:25:39 > 0:25:40You never tried it.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42But you found two groups, gave you four connections.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44That is a total of six.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Let's have a look at the scores.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54And if you like the idea of sorting

0:25:54 > 0:25:56your Honey Ryders from your Kissy Suzukis,

0:25:56 > 0:25:58then why not go to the website...

0:26:01 > 0:26:05..to find out how to be a contestant on our next series?

0:26:05 > 0:26:08We are going to play the missing-vowels round.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11You'll remember this horror from your opening heats.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:26:12 > 0:26:16I can tell you that the first group are all...

0:26:22 > 0:26:23Correct.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Correct.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Yes, it is.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Correct.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Next category...

0:26:47 > 0:26:48Well done.

0:26:52 > 0:26:53Lovely.

0:26:58 > 0:26:59Yes, it is.

0:27:03 > 0:27:04Correct.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Next category...

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Yes, it is.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Yep.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Correct.

0:27:34 > 0:27:35Correct.

0:27:41 > 0:27:42Correct.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45END-OF-ROUND JINGLE

0:27:46 > 0:27:48The rousing chorus of Top Hat followed by the bell

0:27:48 > 0:27:51spells the end of the quiz.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54And looking at the final scores, I can tell you that the winners,

0:27:54 > 0:27:57and through to the next round with 24 points are...

0:27:57 > 0:27:59the Beekeepers.

0:27:59 > 0:28:00Very well done.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03In second place, with an impressive 17 points,

0:28:03 > 0:28:04but not quite enough tonight,

0:28:04 > 0:28:06it's the Policy Wonks.

0:28:06 > 0:28:07Thank you very much for playing.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10I'm afraid we must say goodbye.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12And that is the end of the show.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14It's been a brilliant one, and I'd like to extend it,

0:28:14 > 0:28:18but unfortunately, I'm late for the annual Cryptographers' Ball.

0:28:18 > 0:28:19It's not actually for a few months,

0:28:19 > 0:28:22but I need a good long stare at the invitation

0:28:22 > 0:28:23to figure out where I'm going.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Goodbye.