Psmiths v Cosmopolitans

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0:00:21 > 0:00:24Hello and welcome to Only Connect where everyone's very excited

0:00:24 > 0:00:28because we just had Alphabetti Spaghetti in the canteen.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Tasty - AND an anagram.

0:00:30 > 0:00:31I actually wanted to make fish fingers

0:00:31 > 0:00:33but I only had one F.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Joining us for a spell tonight

0:00:35 > 0:00:37are, on my right,

0:00:37 > 0:00:41Mark Smith, an archivist who used to work in a sponge factory.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Nick Holland,

0:00:43 > 0:00:46a freelance copywriter, whose Anne Bronte biography

0:00:46 > 0:00:49so inspired a reader that she wrote a song about it

0:00:49 > 0:00:51called Anne, Gentle Anne.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54And their captain, Nick Reed,

0:00:54 > 0:00:56an English graduate who used to play Sunday morning football

0:00:56 > 0:00:59with the creator of Bob The Builder.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02United by a passion for PG Wodehouse and gloomy music,

0:01:02 > 0:01:04they are the Smiths.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Now you are, of course, the One Directioners of Only Connect,

0:01:07 > 0:01:09people will remember that as soon as they see you.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Do you think this is a success, this experiment?

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Are you glad you've come?

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Very much so, yes.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16We aim to continue quizzing

0:01:16 > 0:01:21and Holmfirth is the middle of where the three of us live,

0:01:21 > 0:01:24so we might go there in disguise by taking our glasses off.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27CHUCKLES Look out, Holmfirth.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29You are facing tonight, on my left,

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Annette Fenner, a travel enthusiast who honeymooned in Syria

0:01:33 > 0:01:36and can only write upside-down.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Emily Watnick, a retired finance manager and history enthusiast

0:01:40 > 0:01:43who discovered a medieval anthrax pit during

0:01:43 > 0:01:45a routine archaeological dig.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49And their captain, Amy Godel, a semi-retired Maths teacher

0:01:49 > 0:01:52who, when visiting the New Forest,

0:01:52 > 0:01:54mowed down some trees in a Chieftain tank.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56United by a craving for cocktails and travel,

0:01:56 > 0:01:58they are the Cosmopolitans.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Now you're on a bit of a winning streak.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02You beat the Beekeepers last time round.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04How does the team relax between games?

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Well, given the massive range of cultural activities in Cardiff,

0:02:08 > 0:02:11we obviously went to the Doctor Who Experience yesterday.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Of course there are other experiences available in Cardiff.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16And I should know.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Smiths, you won the toss so you'll be going first.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22This is a quarterfinal, so I think the winner goes to the semifinal,

0:02:22 > 0:02:25although with our current structure, I'm really not sure. Good luck.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Which hieroglyph would you like?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Two Reeds, please. - Two Reeds, OK.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31What is the connection between these clues?

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Here's the first.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Um... OK, um...

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Next.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44They were hits in both of those years.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47The cover version's by Tygers Of Pan Tang, Love Potion No 9.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49I don't know who did Ode To Billie Joe.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51- I don't know either of them. - Next.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55Convoy... Well, the Trucker Anthem.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58That was McCall and Dave Lee Travis.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00OK.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Were they cover versions?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Um, no.- Next.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Oh, it was the movie following the single.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10BELL

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Perfect.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15The first date is for the record, hit single

0:03:15 > 0:03:18and the second date is the movie based on it.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19That's absolutely right.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21They are songs that were adapted

0:03:21 > 0:03:22into films - unusually.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23What can you tell me

0:03:23 > 0:03:24about some of those films?

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Ode To Billie Joe was a hit for Bobbie Gentry in 1967

0:03:28 > 0:03:30and a rather good film was made about it in '76.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32That's absolutely right.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Convoy - what's that about?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35- Trucking.- Trucks.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37It is. It's sort of CB radio,

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Rubber Duck and so on.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Not that much happens in the song

0:03:40 > 0:03:42but it turns into a film with a plot, anyway.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Yellow Submarine, of course, the Ringo Starr

0:03:45 > 0:03:47and Love Potion No 9, the tale of

0:03:47 > 0:03:50a gypsy's aphrodisiac elixir,

0:03:50 > 0:03:52became a film with Sandra Bullock in 1992.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Well done.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Cosmopolitans, what would you like?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Er, Horned Viper, please.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58OK, what is the connection

0:03:58 > 0:04:00between these picture clues?

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Here's the first.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03It's Henry.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Um, next.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Is that the Hay Wain?- Yes.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Henry, Henry.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Hoover.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14The Hay Wain.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Shall we have another one?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Yes, next.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Is that Patricia Routledge?- No.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24I don't know, I have no idea who that is.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26- OK.- Um...

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Let's go next.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Next.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32That's the Khyber Pass.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Oh... - BELL

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Carry On movies.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38They are Carry On films.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39What are we looking at?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Er, Carry On Henry.- Mm.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Carry On Constable.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Carry On Matron

0:04:44 > 0:04:46and Carry On Up The Khyber.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Carry On Up The Khyber is such

0:04:48 > 0:04:49- a great title.- That's the best.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Why anyone ever puts anything else

0:04:51 > 0:04:52into the hat for charades,

0:04:52 > 0:04:54I don't know. Well spotted.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Smiths, what would you like?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Twisted Flax, please.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59The Twisted Flax.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Well, it's the Music question.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02You'll be hearing your clues.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03What connects them?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Here's the first.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07# Got myself just one more dime

0:05:07 > 0:05:10# But will the operator hold the line

0:05:10 > 0:05:13# When my ears keep telling me... #

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Next.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17# Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?

0:05:17 > 0:05:18It sounds like Morrissey.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Does it not?- No.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23# You give me something I can hold on to... #

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Is it Thin Lizzy?- Could be.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Named after a cartoon character.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Next.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31# If you need a little lovin'

0:05:31 > 0:05:34# Call on me

0:05:37 > 0:05:39# If you want a little... #

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Next.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Two seconds.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45BELL

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Is the connection cartoon characters?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50It is not.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51So, Cosmopolitans, you have

0:05:51 > 0:05:52the chance of a bonus point.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Telephones.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Telephones, that is it.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57You look surprised.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Yes.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00- Extremely.- Purely on the first.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Purely on the first piece of music.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03What was the first one?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05No idea, but it had something about operators in it.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Oh, wow! That's...

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- That's the level of analysis that we apply here.- That's amazing.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Well, I'll tell you what you heard.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15That was 5.7.0.5 by City Boy.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Next one was 867-5309 Jenny.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Next one was 634-5789,

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Soulsville, USA. And you didn't recognise the last one?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24No.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Pennsylvania 6-5000.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27All telephone numbers.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Well guessed.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Any you may now choose a question.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Um, Lion, please.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Lion. What is the connection between these clues?

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Here's the first.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I don't know.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Do we know who that is?

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Next.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Next.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Oh!

0:06:59 > 0:07:00BELL

0:07:00 > 0:07:02They are countries and their capitals

0:07:02 > 0:07:03with the first letters cut off.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04That's absolutely right.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06You didn't need to see Enya Airobi

0:07:06 > 0:07:08in the last clue.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Kenya, Nairobi.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11What are the countries and capitals?

0:07:11 > 0:07:12- Mali and Bamako.- Mmm.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Greece and Athens.- Mmm.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Belize and Belmopan.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16And Kenya and Nairobi.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19That's right. It's not people's names at all.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21We've taken the first letters off countries and their capitals.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Well done.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Back to you, Smiths, for a choice.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25- Water, please.- Water.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27OK, what connects these clues?

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Here's the first.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Next.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Now, could this be to do with pop?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Because there's a pop band called the Kaiser Chiefs.- OK.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42There's probably a band named after the guy that played The Joker on TV.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45We should go for it?

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Go for next?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Your choice.- I think we should go for it.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50BELL

0:07:50 > 0:07:53We think these are the names of pop bands.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59I'm afraid that is not an acceptable answer.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01So I'm going to show the next two clues to the Cosmopolitans

0:08:01 > 0:08:04for a possible bonus point.

0:08:04 > 0:08:09I think they're all words for Caesar, Kaiser, Tsar.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11That's what it is.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13It's to do with derivations from Caesar.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Yes, that second clue, the Johannesburg football club,

0:08:15 > 0:08:18is called the Kaizer Chiefs. There is a pop band.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21It's not spelt the same but they took their name from that.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25The actor who played The Joker on TV, Cesar Romero, that's that one.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27And, yes, I didn't know this, that

0:08:27 > 0:08:29the word Tsar derives from Caesar.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31And the villain in The Usual Suspects

0:08:31 > 0:08:33is, of course, Keyser Soze.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35All names derived from Caesar.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Well done for the bonus point and you will get the last question,

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Eye Of Horus.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42What is the connection between these clues?

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Here's the first.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48No, next.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Chatham, dockyards, mutinies? Perhaps.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55We need to carry on.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Next.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Beaconsfield.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Oh! They're...- Lords.- Yes.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Lords of ex-prime ministers.- Yeah.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Yeah. - BELL

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Um, the titles taken by prime ministers

0:09:07 > 0:09:09when they went to the House Of Lords.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11I want to hear something specific.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Earls.- Earldoms. They are earldoms

0:09:14 > 0:09:15assumed by prime ministers.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18You didn't need to see Oxford and Asquith, 1925.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Who are the prime ministers?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I only know Beaconsfield is Disraeli.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23That's right.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Do you know Dwyfor?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Do you want to have a guess?

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Churchill or Lloyd George.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Lloyd George, yes.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32A slightly more Welsh one, we'd be looking for there.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Chatham is William Pitt, the Elder.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Right. - And what about that last one?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Do you know why it's Oxford and Asquith?- No.- What it is,

0:09:38 > 0:09:41he wanted to be Earl Of Oxford.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44There wasn't an Earl Of Oxford. That's what he asked for.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46They were going to give it to him but the problem was

0:09:46 > 0:09:48there was still a family -

0:09:48 > 0:09:50the title Earl Of Oxford died out

0:09:50 > 0:09:51a few generations before

0:09:51 > 0:09:53because the chap had not had any male heirs and you can't give

0:09:53 > 0:09:55that sort of thing to women.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Imagine what they'd do with it!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Seriously, imagine what they'd do with it.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00So the family that were descended

0:10:00 > 0:10:02from the original earl

0:10:02 > 0:10:04said that they would be terribly offended and you couldn't do

0:10:04 > 0:10:08that at all. So they let him be Oxford and Asquith.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09That means, at the end of Round One,

0:10:09 > 0:10:11the Smiths have one point,

0:10:11 > 0:10:13the Cosmopolitans have seven.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17On to Round Two, the Sequences round.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19You'll be going first again, Smiths.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20So please choose a hieroglyph.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Two Reeds, please.- OK.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24BELL Oh...

0:10:24 > 0:10:26It's a Music sequence. How lovely.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28You're going to hear up to three pieces of music.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30I want to know what sort of thing you'd expect to hear

0:10:30 > 0:10:33in fourth place. Here's the first.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36# Rock my world into the sunlight

0:10:36 > 0:10:40# Make this dream the best I've ever known

0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Dirty dancing in the moonlight... #

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Next.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46# I'm spinning around

0:10:46 > 0:10:48# Move outta my way... #

0:10:48 > 0:10:49Next.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Cos when the sun sets, baby

0:10:52 > 0:10:53# On the avenue

0:10:53 > 0:10:56# I get that drunk sex feeling

0:10:56 > 0:10:57# Yeah, when I'm with you

0:10:57 > 0:11:01# So put your arms around me, baby

0:11:01 > 0:11:04# We're tearing up the town

0:11:04 > 0:11:06BELL

0:11:06 > 0:11:10We think it might be a song by Rita Ora.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12I'm afraid that's not the right answer.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16So there's a bonus chance for you, Cosmopolitans.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Mm...

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Something to do with card games.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Not it, either.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Why do you think it might be

0:11:24 > 0:11:25something by Rita Ora?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28What do you think you heard and what do you think the sequence is?

0:11:28 > 0:11:29Don't know what the first one was.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31The second is Kylie Minogue.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33And the third was Jessie J.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37We're thinking it might be successive judges from The Voice.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40The first piece was Domino by Jessie J.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42The second was Spinning Around by Kylie Minogue.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45The third was How We Do by Rita Ora.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Ah...- It is successive female judges of The Voice.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49We needed to hear something

0:11:49 > 0:11:51by Paloma Faith.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Paloma Faith would be next.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I don't know any Paloma Faith songs. Do you?

0:11:55 > 0:11:56- No.- None at all.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59According to my notes she's done a song, Do You Want The Truth

0:11:59 > 0:12:00Or Something Beautiful?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02I think we know which we prefer

0:12:02 > 0:12:02on this show.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Does anybody know that one?

0:12:04 > 0:12:07No, but she did absolutely murder,

0:12:07 > 0:12:10um, I Vow To Thee My Country

0:12:10 > 0:12:12for the Rugby World Cup.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14That, I think, we can recreate.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16One, two, three!

0:12:16 > 0:12:21MARK SINGS BADLY

0:12:21 > 0:12:22That's slightly better

0:12:22 > 0:12:23than her version.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Lovely, lovely.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28I think that's brought the performance alive.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Cosmopolitans, what would you like?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33- Horned Viper, please.- OK.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35What would come fourth in this sequence?

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Here's the first.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Castaway in Jamaica.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Next.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48OK, so this is what happened to...

0:12:48 > 0:12:50To who?

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Um, Captain Cook?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53No. Captain Cook, do you think?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- No.- Oh! Captain Bligh, maybe.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Maybe. Shall we go for next? - Next.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Oh, built the city of... Really?

0:13:02 > 0:13:05If it's Bligh, it's not going to be that one.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09- No, it wasn't.- It's not that. - I wouldn't have thought so.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Three seconds.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Um, died in Hawaii.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19And why do you say that?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Because it might have been things

0:13:21 > 0:13:22that happened to Captain Cook.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23I see.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25And we're going from 4 to 1,

0:13:25 > 0:13:27so you think the first thing

0:13:27 > 0:13:28would be dying in Hawaii, and

0:13:28 > 0:13:31subsequently these other adventures.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Not it, I'm afraid. Psmiths, you've

0:13:33 > 0:13:35got a chance of a bonus point.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39Is it 1, landed in Dominica in 1492?

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Would be one of several

0:13:40 > 0:13:42acceptable answers. And why?

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Because it's events in the life of

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Christopher Columbus.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Christopher Columbus is

0:13:47 > 0:13:49the explorer we were looking for.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50And these are his voyages

0:13:50 > 0:13:51from 4 to 1 going backwards.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53And something like landed

0:13:53 > 0:13:54in the New World,

0:13:54 > 0:13:55discovered America,

0:13:55 > 0:13:56something that he did

0:13:56 > 0:13:57on the first one in 1492.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Well done.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59So you get the bonus, and what would

0:13:59 > 0:14:00you like as a question?

0:14:00 > 0:14:01- Water, please.- Water.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04What would be the fourth in this sequence?

0:14:04 > 0:14:05Here's the first.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Next.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Are these famous gravestones, or something?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Highgate Cemetery.- Is it as simple as...?

0:14:20 > 0:14:22We'll have another.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- We need another, don't we?- Next.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Yeah, it's the first names going backwards...

0:14:28 > 0:14:29Oh, yes, well done.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Also going backwards.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35So we want I, K, Kant.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39No, we need a...

0:14:42 > 0:14:44We think Immanuel Kant.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47That's a perfect answer. And why?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Cos the initials on both the

0:14:49 > 0:14:51forenames and surnames are going

0:14:51 > 0:14:52backwards one place in the

0:14:52 > 0:14:53alphabet for each person.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55That's absolutely right.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56I, J, K, L, going backwards.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58And then K, L, M, N going

0:14:58 > 0:14:59backwards, are the names.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00And they're all philosophers.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02So to give me a philosopher with

0:15:02 > 0:15:04those initials is a perfect answer.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Very well done.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Back to you, Cosmopolitans, for a choice.- Twisted Flax, please.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Twisted Flax, OK.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12These are going to be picture clues.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15What would you expect to come in the fourth picture? Here's the first.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19OK.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Is it something to do with... Next.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26It's a hyphen.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29So what's...?

0:15:29 > 0:15:30fourth?

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Next.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37OK. It's a rest.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Oh, it's different levels of rests.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41You're the musician, you tell us.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Oh, it's the...

0:15:43 > 0:15:45What's it called?

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Is it just a dot?- It's the...

0:15:47 > 0:15:49What's the fourth?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51It's a four-bar rest.

0:15:51 > 0:15:52A four-bar rest, yeah.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53A four-bars rest.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Not the answer, I'm afraid. So, Psmiths,

0:15:55 > 0:15:57you've got another bonus chance.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59It's either a treble clef or

0:15:59 > 0:16:00a bass clef. Which do we want?

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Because that's the tenor clef.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Actually, I'm letting you chat

0:16:04 > 0:16:06about it, because it's not the clef.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08- All right. - You were right to say that they're

0:16:08 > 0:16:09musical rests, but they are

0:16:09 > 0:16:11halving in duration each time,

0:16:11 > 0:16:13so a quaver rest is what we want.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14We've got a semibreve rest, and a

0:16:14 > 0:16:16minim rest, a crotchet rest

0:16:16 > 0:16:18and we want an eighth rest,

0:16:18 > 0:16:20or a quaver, in the last clue.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Back to you, Psmiths, for a choice.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Lion, please.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Lion, OK, what will be the fourth in this sequence?

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Here's the first.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Next.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Fourth going from the top to the bottom. Next.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Is it how many digits of text...?

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Three seconds.

0:17:07 > 0:17:14Is it 12 with a five underneath it?

0:17:14 > 0:17:16It is not. So, Cosmopolitans,

0:17:16 > 0:17:17your bonus chance now.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Is it 100 with a five below it?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23It is not. I mean, it's sort of 100

0:17:23 > 0:17:25although I would say one zero zero.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26But then it's a two.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Unfortunately, you've got the five

0:17:28 > 0:17:29in the first one.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30We're going back towards a two.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32One zero zero with a two.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33It is the number four

0:17:33 > 0:17:34represented in base.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Base five, base four,

0:17:36 > 0:17:37base three, base two.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Yes, you were unlucky there

0:17:39 > 0:17:40because you meant two, didn't you?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41But I need to hear that.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43One zero zero with a little two,

0:17:43 > 0:17:44that is the number four

0:17:44 > 0:17:45represented in base two.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Unlucky.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48But you may have the last question

0:17:48 > 0:17:50of the round. The Eye of Horus.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53What will come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Forty-niners.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Next.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- We need another one.- Yeah. Um, next.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Oh, Padres is San Diego.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18It's the teams going south.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20- San Francisco...- LA, San Diego.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22What teams are we talking?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Is it basketball?- Padres is baseball.

0:18:24 > 0:18:29- So it's number one...- The LA... - Padres is baseball?

0:18:29 > 0:18:32So it's the LA, LA...

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Ahhh!

0:18:35 > 0:18:38No. Number one.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Los Angeles Dodgers.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Dodgers is the right answer

0:18:42 > 0:18:44although we've actually got Lakers.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46As you seemed to realise,

0:18:46 > 0:18:47there are many possible answers.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49We couldn't really decide the sport.

0:18:49 > 0:18:50There are all sorts of ones.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Well, it's just general major league

0:18:52 > 0:18:53sports. What is the sequence?

0:18:53 > 0:18:57Yes, going south down the West Coast.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59No, no, it's not. There's something

0:18:59 > 0:19:00you haven't noticed.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02They're getting bigger.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Yes, it's size of Californian cities.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06So they are teams from

0:19:06 > 0:19:07San Francisco, San Jose,

0:19:07 > 0:19:08San Diego, so we need

0:19:08 > 0:19:10a team from the largest city

0:19:10 > 0:19:11which is Los Angeles,

0:19:11 > 0:19:12so you knew it was Los Angeles for

0:19:12 > 0:19:14a different reason.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16And Lakers, Galaxy, Dodgers, Kings,

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Clippers, Rams, I could go on.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19I couldn't go on because

0:19:19 > 0:19:20that's the list I've got and I don't

0:19:20 > 0:19:22know any Los Angeles sports teams.

0:19:22 > 0:19:23But the one you gave me

0:19:23 > 0:19:24was one of them.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26That means, at the end of Round Two,

0:19:26 > 0:19:28the Psmiths have four points,

0:19:28 > 0:19:29the Cosmopolitans have nine.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34It's the Connecting Wall now, and, Cosmopolitans,

0:19:34 > 0:19:38you'll be going first this time, so please choose Lion or Water.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41- Lion.- OK, two and a half minutes

0:19:41 > 0:19:44to solve the Lion Wall, starting now.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Right, OK, so the Koh-i-Noor is a diamond.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53- Culinan is a diamond.- Hope.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56And there might be a Taylor-Burton diamond.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57- Oh, yes.- There is, indeed.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- I would say Dingle and Sugden are in Emmerdale.- Yes.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Barton could be....- Thomas Hudson is...- OK, shall we just try some?

0:20:08 > 0:20:09You've got your sleeves...

0:20:09 > 0:20:13- That's bays, Hudson Bay. Botany Bay. - Cardigan Bay...

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Guanabara Bay?- Sounds possible. No.- Dingle Bay?

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Oh, there is Dingle Bay. Yes.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Cardigan and Botany. No.

0:20:22 > 0:20:27Lucan, Raglan and Cardigan were in the Charge of the Light Brigade.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30OK. Along with... Who knows?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Oh, they could be sleeves.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Raglan is a type of T-shirt. And so it's a kind of top.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46- And so is Cardigan.- Yes.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49I don't know what the others are.

0:20:49 > 0:20:54Right, so Dingle, Barton, Sugden and...

0:20:54 > 0:20:59- I'm sure there's Emmerdale. - Yeah, it has to be Emmerdale.

0:20:59 > 0:21:04- We're jumping around a bit.- Yeah, I'm just... Scarlett, Scarlett...

0:21:04 > 0:21:06O'Hara.

0:21:07 > 0:21:13- Could she...?- So bays. Botany, Hudson.- Cardigan.- Cardigan.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- And Dingle.- No, we tried that. - Cardigan.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19- Can we do that? No.- So let's try...

0:21:19 > 0:21:23- Ah!- That's it.- Three lives now. - OK, three.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- So now we must have Emmerdale and jumpers or something.- Yes.

0:21:27 > 0:21:33So Scarlett could be, I think it's more likely to go with the...

0:21:37 > 0:21:39You've solved it. Very well done.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41What about the connections?

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Tell me about the first group. Culinan, Taylor-Burton,

0:21:44 > 0:21:45Hope, Koh-i-Noor.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47They're diamonds. Famous diamonds.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Famous diamonds. That's right.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52And the green group. Dingle, Hudson, Botany, Guanabara.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53They're bays.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55They're all bays.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57And what about the next group, starting Scarlett?

0:21:57 > 0:22:01They are people in the Charge of the Light Brigade,

0:22:01 > 0:22:04in the Crimean War.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07They are Crimean War commanders that were involved

0:22:07 > 0:22:09in the Charge of the Light Brigade.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Yes, people might be wondering about Scarlett.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Sir James Yorke Scarlett was involved

0:22:12 > 0:22:14in the battle that led to the charge.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18And the last turquoise group, Barton, Sugden, Thomas, Sharma...

0:22:18 > 0:22:21They might be families in Emmerdale.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23They are families in the soap opera Emmerdale.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26So that is the maximum of ten points. Very well done.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Let's bring in the Psmiths now, and give them the Water Wall.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32See what they can do about solving it.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36Two and a half minutes for you, too, of course, starting now.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Sitcoms.- Well done.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Ellen?- Ellen.- Bread. Bread is a sitcom.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48So let's omit Rhoda, was one of them.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50OK, let's omit Taxi.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Let's omit Soap.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55OK, um...

0:22:55 > 0:22:59We'll try that combination.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03- Flying squirrel. Flying fish. Flying saucer.- Flying carpet.

0:23:04 > 0:23:10- Flying...- Uhuru is the Swahili word for freedom.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Kenyatta is the president of Kenya.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Robert Mugabe, Uhuru Kenyatta,

0:23:16 > 0:23:18right, we are looking for African presidents.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Jacob Zuma.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Omar, probably, one of them.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Oh, Ellen Johnson Sirleaf.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- Yeah, but not.- But not. Oh, God.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Also we've got Omar in.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Three lives now.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36OK, so we've got Flying Squirrel, Flying Fish, Flying Saucer.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40- Something else.- No, we... Let's find the others.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42What else have we got, then?

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Maps.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47Dieters or it could be Dieters if it's a German name.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Carpet... Fish.

0:23:50 > 0:23:57- Oh, yeah, yeah.- Something else. Flying Carpet, Fish, Squirrel...

0:23:57 > 0:23:59- Don't go saucer, we tried that. - No, let's try music.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Flying Saucer. Flying Fish.

0:24:10 > 0:24:1130 seconds.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Flying maps?

0:24:22 > 0:24:28No. OK, we've got a pattern there.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Saucer.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39That's it. That's your three lives and the Wall has frozen.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42But you found two groups. What about the connections?

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Bread, Rhoda, Taxi, Soap.

0:24:44 > 0:24:49- They are sitcoms.- They are single-word sitcom titles.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52And the green group, Robert, Omar, Ellen, Uhuru.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54These are the first names of African premiers.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56They are African Presidents' names.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58And you can still get points for the connections

0:24:58 > 0:24:59in the groups you didn't find.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01So let's resolve the Wall.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Here we go, Squirrel, Jacob, Carpet, Saucer.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Are these flying things?

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Yes, Flying Jacob is a Swedish casserole dish.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15And the last group, starting music.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19- Are they apps?- They are not apps. There are apps involving them.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22It's not Dieters. It's dieters.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26Music, Dieters, Fish and Maps all have scales.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30They all require scales of different kinds.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32I can see you're amused.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35But you do get two points for the groups that you found

0:25:35 > 0:25:37and three for the connections, so that's a total of five.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Let's have a look at the overall scores.

0:25:40 > 0:25:45The Psmiths have nine points, the Cosmopolitans have 19.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48So one team is a little ahead,

0:25:48 > 0:25:51but lots of points available in the Missing Vowels round.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56I can tell you that the first group are all...

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Psmiths.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06Correct.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Cosmopolitans.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Correct.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Psmiths.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15Yes, it is.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Cosmopolitans.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Correct. Next category.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Cosmopolitans?

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Correct.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Cosmos.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Yes.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Psmiths?

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Correct.

0:26:43 > 0:26:44Cosmopolitans?

0:26:46 > 0:26:47Correct. Next category...

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Psmiths.

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Yes, it is.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Cosmopolitans.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01Patriarchy.

0:27:01 > 0:27:02Not it, Psmiths, do you know?

0:27:02 > 0:27:04No? It's...

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Next clue...

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Cosmos.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Correct.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Psmiths.

0:27:15 > 0:27:16Yes, it is.

0:27:16 > 0:27:17Next category...

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Cosmos.

0:27:23 > 0:27:24Correct.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32That last one was sales assistant,

0:27:32 > 0:27:34but no time to tell me because the bell has gone

0:27:34 > 0:27:35for the end of the quiz.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38And I must say, Cosmos, I did enjoy you shouting "patriarchy"

0:27:38 > 0:27:40in the middle of that round.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43- Not the right answer, but very important.- It was a protest.

0:27:43 > 0:27:44When we do have an all women's team,

0:27:44 > 0:27:48I think to shout patriarchy in the middle is only right and proper.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Looking at the final scores, I can tell you that the winners,

0:27:51 > 0:27:54with 25 points and straight through to the semifinals

0:27:54 > 0:27:56are the Cosmopolitans.

0:27:56 > 0:27:57Very well done.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00The overturning of the patriarchy begins here.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01Having said that,

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Psmiths, I'm delighted to report that you are NOT going home.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Under our new format, which probably makes sense to the sort of people

0:28:07 > 0:28:10that were shouting, "It's one zero zero

0:28:10 > 0:28:11"with a little two," from clue one,

0:28:11 > 0:28:13the teams get to play two quarterfinals.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15So you will have another chance

0:28:15 > 0:28:18to make those semifinals a little bit later on.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20Looking forward to seeing you again.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Please, join me next time, when,

0:28:22 > 0:28:24in another interesting twist to the format,

0:28:24 > 0:28:26we will play Only Connect to the death.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28I don't know why we didn't do that for the Christmas Special,

0:28:28 > 0:28:30but there it is.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31Goodbye.