0:00:21 > 0:00:23Who wants to be a millionaire?
0:00:23 > 0:00:27I don't. Parking a helicopter would be a nightmare for a start.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30All that hovering around the area, looking for a vacant capital H.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Luckily, on this show, there are no prizes at all,
0:00:33 > 0:00:36so our teams have nothing like that to worry about.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Continuing their journey towards absolutely nothing tonight
0:00:39 > 0:00:42are, on my right...
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Mark Smith, an archivist with a PhD in the politics of culture
0:00:46 > 0:00:49in Nigeria 1939-1966,
0:00:49 > 0:00:51whose great uncle Albert is coincidentally
0:00:51 > 0:00:54the first ever Bishop of northern Nigeria.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59Nick Holland, a freelance copywriter and keen ventriloquist who performs
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Nessun Dorma with his tortoise puppet, Sheldon.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05And their captain, Nick Reed,
0:01:05 > 0:01:09a charity administrator who walked alongside the singer Billy Bragg
0:01:09 > 0:01:10for over 15 minutes
0:01:10 > 0:01:13without ever drumming up the courage to say hello.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16United by a soft spot for sad singers and silent letters,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18they are the Psmiths.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Now, in your journey so far you lost your most recent game against the
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Cosmopolitans, but you get another chance now to make it through
0:01:24 > 0:01:26to the semifinals. Do you have a game plan for tonight?
0:01:26 > 0:01:30We do, we've had three nail-biting wins and a blowout defeat.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32We decided we prefer the former
0:01:32 > 0:01:34and have been trying to get into a groove
0:01:34 > 0:01:36with the team mantra "Hello to Jason Isaacs".
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Well, good luck with that plan tonight.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41You'll be taking it up against, on my left...
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Phyl Styles,
0:01:43 > 0:01:44a secondary school teacher
0:01:44 > 0:01:47who fainted while giving blood in France.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Tom Cappleman, a software engineer who's spent an hour a day playing
0:01:51 > 0:01:54the same computer game for the past 11 years.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57And their captain, Graeme Cole,
0:01:57 > 0:01:59a computer sciences graduate whose great,
0:01:59 > 0:02:02great, great, great grandfather was a Cornish smuggler with a comb-over.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06United by a weakness for wordplay, they are the Verbivores.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Now, eagle-eyed viewers will have noticed that this is a rematch.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12You actually met the Psmiths in your opening heat.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15How are you feeling about encountering them again?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Well, we lost our first encounter by just two points,
0:02:17 > 0:02:20and since then we've got steadily better on the wall,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23but we've also got steadily worse on missing vowels.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Hopefully not by quite the same amount.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28So, we'll see what happens.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30We won't see what happens unless we play the quiz.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Let's start with Round One.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35What is the connection between four apparently random clues?
0:02:35 > 0:02:39So, two old sparring partner teams go up against each other.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Let's kick that off again. Psmiths, what would you like?
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds. OK. Picture clues immediately.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Something connects them, what is it?
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Here's the first.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54NICK STIFLES LAUGHTER
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Next.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00I don't know that in the least.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Next.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Is that...? That's the G-Mex centre, is it?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- We don't...- Maybe they all start with GI...
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Next.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Now that is... It's a herb, isn't it? A herb.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Three seconds.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27With no confidence at all,
0:03:27 > 0:03:30we think they might all start with G hyphen.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32They do not all start with G hyphen.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34So, Verbivores, you've got the chance of a bonus point.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- They're all sage.- They're all sage?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38They are all sage.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Who is that in the second picture? Phyl, I feel sure you know.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- No!- Rapper Sage the Gemini?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Oh, that's my thing, yes.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47And in that third picture,
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- that is a music venue, Sage Gateshead.- Yes.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51And in the last one, the herb sage.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54All sage. Well done for a bonus point.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- And you may choose a question. - Eye of Horus, please.- Eye of Horus.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59OK. What is the connection between these clues?
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Here's the first.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04What acts as a question mark in Greek?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06THEY CONFER
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Do we want the next one, then?
0:04:10 > 0:04:11- Yeah.- Next.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I think, I think you could be right.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Semicolon to show you've been to college.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Yeah.- Shall we go with it?- Yeah.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Semicolons?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Is the right answer.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26You didn't need to see the next two clues.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29In English, a semicolon separates major sentence elements.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30And in emoticons,
0:04:30 > 0:04:32they mean a winking eye.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Kurt Vonnegut said, "Do not use semicolons,
0:04:34 > 0:04:36"they are transvestite hermaphrodites
0:04:36 > 0:04:38"representing absolutely nothing.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41"All they do is show you've been to college."
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I'm not sure that transvestite
0:04:43 > 0:04:44hermaphrodites do represent
0:04:44 > 0:04:45absolutely nothing, I think they
0:04:45 > 0:04:46represent rather a lot.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48But there you go, he's a novelist,
0:04:48 > 0:04:49not me, so that was his view.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53These are all things done by semicolons. Very well done.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Psmiths, what would you like?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Water, please.- Water.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58OK, what is the connection between these clues?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Here's the first.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05That's Pam... That's Pamela, isn't it?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06- OK.- Or... - INDISTINCT
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- They might be from different famous things.- Yeah.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- THEY CONFER - Next.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14That is Jessica.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17That's... Women's names?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Ending in A?- It can't be, it can't be that simple, can it?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22It could be all... Yeah, I don't know.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Maybe we ought to go for another clue, then.- Next.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Former capital, Duchy of Lorraine.- That's not helpful.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Erm...
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I bet it's also a woman's name.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- INDISTINCT - Shall we do it?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Are these all women's names ending in A?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43That is not the right answer, so Verbivores,
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I'm going to show you the last clue
0:05:45 > 0:05:46for a possible bonus point.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Are they all women's names mentioned
0:05:49 > 0:05:51in the song Mambo Number Five?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53VICTORIA LAUGHS
0:05:53 > 0:05:54That is a brilliant guess!
0:05:54 > 0:05:55- But no.- Aw!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Which names do you think you saw?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Pamela? Is number one Pamela?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Number one is Pamela.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02- Number two is Jessica.- Mm-hm.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Erm... And we don't know number three.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Number three doesn't actually end in A anyway.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Ah.- That would be Nancee, or Nancy.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Diana?- And then the last one is Diana.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Pamela, Jessica, Nancy, Diana?
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Mitfords.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16They are the Mitford sisters.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Yes, we didn't include the clue,
0:06:18 > 0:06:20that which has oneness.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Or Unity.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Where was Unity Mitford conceived?
0:06:24 > 0:06:25THEY LAUGH
0:06:25 > 0:06:28It's lovely. Swastika, Ontario.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31That's right. One of her relatives owned mines there.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34So, no points there, but Verbivores, you may choose your own question.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Lion, please.- Lion. OK. MUSIC TONE
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Well, it's the music question.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41You'll be hearing your clues, I want to know what connects them.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Here's the first.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46# In the wee wee hours
0:06:46 > 0:06:49# Your mind gets hazy... #
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Can't actually recognise it. Next.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53# I can't wait till I hear you say
0:06:53 > 0:06:55# I'm going down, mayday, mayday, I'm going to clam
0:06:55 > 0:06:58# Cos every time that the pigs have got me... #
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Next.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01# My name's Smiley Culture...
0:07:01 > 0:07:03# Where do you think you're coming from?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05# Like from seeing my mother
0:07:05 > 0:07:06# What's the registration number of the car?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08# I can't remember... #
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Next.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11# We never had the love that every child ought to get
0:07:11 > 0:07:14# We ain't no delinquents, we're misunderstood
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- # Deep down inside us there is good! - # There is good!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20# There is good, there is good... #
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Three seconds.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Based on almost nothing at all...names.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I think your problem is that "names"
0:07:27 > 0:07:29applies to literally every song
0:07:29 > 0:07:30ever written or recorded,
0:07:30 > 0:07:33so I can't accept that as an answer.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Psmiths, your chance for a bonus point now.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38We think the connection is the police.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40The connection is the police.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41What did we hear?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Going backwards, we had Gee,
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Officer Krupke from West Side Story.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46That's right.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Police Officer by Smiley Culture.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Mm-hm. What else?
0:07:49 > 0:07:54A song expressing distaste for the police by NWA.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56No, it's Ice Cube. Ghetto Bird.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57He's addressing police in a helicopter.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00It wasn't easy to find a bit of that song that was broadcast-able,
0:08:00 > 0:08:02but we found a bit. And what about the first one?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Don't know.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05That was Bruce Springsteen,
0:08:05 > 0:08:06State Trooper.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08All songs addressed to police officers.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Well done. So you get the bonus there and it's your choice.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Twisted Flax, please.- Twisted Flax.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16What is the connection between these clues?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Here's the first.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21THEY CONFER
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Next.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29I think it's these previous names of Google or something?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Next.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Brands that have changed their names from this to something a lot more...
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Erm, it's tempting, isn't it? I mean, we need a...
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Shall we have a fourth? Next.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- That was a...- Are they...?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50That was a famous Internet failure, wasn't it?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Maybe they all are.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55We think these are all, erm,
0:08:55 > 0:08:58much-hyped internet companies that failed.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02That's absolutely right, they are dot com bubble casualties.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04What did they do? Tell me about those websites.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Boo.com was...
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Gifts?- Clothes and gifts and things?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Yeah, sort of a fashion store, yes,
0:09:11 > 0:09:13with a virtual hostess
0:09:13 > 0:09:14called Miss Boo.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16It was a pet supply company, you might imagine, Pets.com.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18TheGlobe.com
0:09:18 > 0:09:20was an American social network.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Think Tools was a Swiss IT company.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24All much-hyped companies
0:09:24 > 0:09:26that famously crashed.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Verbivores, what would you like?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Horned Viper, please. - The Horned Viper.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32OK. What is the connection between these clues?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Here's the first.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Flying balloon girl: West Bank.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Is this Banksy graffiti?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- Is it?- I think so.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I think there's a picture of someone, a girl with balloons.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Do you want to go with that? - Yeah.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51These are artworks by Banksy?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Coming in after one clue,
0:09:55 > 0:09:57I'm going to give you five points.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59They are all works by Banksy.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Let's have a look at them.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04You recognised immediately, Tom,
0:10:04 > 0:10:07the Flying Balloon Girl, which is on the West Bank.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Man Hanging From A Window, that's in Bristol,
0:10:09 > 0:10:11it's outside a window ledge,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14the idea is that the chap is just slipping out of the premises.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Think Tank, that's a Blur album cover,
0:10:16 > 0:10:18and If Graffiti Changed Anything...
0:10:18 > 0:10:22is a piece of graffiti or a graffito in Fitzrovia.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I should probably say it's not confirmed that they are by Banksy.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26They are rumoured to be
0:10:26 > 0:10:28by the artist Banksy.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Very well done.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32That means at the end of Round One that the Psmiths
0:10:32 > 0:10:33have two points,
0:10:33 > 0:10:34the Verbivores have nine.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Sequences now, and Psmiths, you'll be going first again,
0:10:40 > 0:10:42so please choose a sequential hieroglyph.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46OK, I'll be showing you the first in a series of clues,
0:10:46 > 0:10:48what would you expect to come fourth?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Time starts now.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Rivers, Washington.- Um, no. Next.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Longest rivers? The Nile?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04No, no, no.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Potomac: 1, Congo: 2.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Next.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Nile three?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Is this to do with the tributaries, or...
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Or the dates on which their sources were found?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Amazon...
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Mississippi, the Mississippi.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28BELL
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Mississippi, four.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Not the right answer, I'm afraid, so a bonus chance for you, Verbivores.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Danube, four?- Is the right answer.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39My goodness. And why is that?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43They're the number of capital cities that these rivers go through?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45That is very well calculated.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Which capital cities do these rivers flow through?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Potomac is Washington, DC.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Congo probably Kinshasa and Brazzaville.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58- That's right.- Nile is Khartoum, Cairo and...
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I don't know the other one.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Juba in South Sudan.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04And what about the Danube? That is the only river to go through four
0:12:04 > 0:12:06capital cities. Do you know what they are?
0:12:06 > 0:12:07- Budapest.- Of course.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Vienna. Bucharest.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Bratislava and Belgrade in Serbia.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15It is increasing numbers of capital cities on rivers,
0:12:15 > 0:12:17and the right one is Danube, well done.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19So you get a bonus and a choice.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Twisted Flax, please.- Twisted Flax.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23OK. What will come fourth in this sequence?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Here's the first.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29What was he in 2005-2010?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Shadow Chancellor?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Yes, it could have been McDonnell 2015...
0:12:34 > 0:12:36He's Corbyn's...
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Is that going to be right?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Don't go rash.- Shall we go next?
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Next.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- I think you've got it.- Yeah...
0:12:46 > 0:12:47- So. McDonnell...- 2015.
0:12:47 > 0:12:482015 to present.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50BELL
0:12:50 > 0:12:52McDonnell, 2015 to present.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Not the answer, I'm afraid,
0:12:54 > 0:12:57so I'm going to show the third in the sequence to the Psmiths
0:12:57 > 0:12:58for a possible bonus point.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03I can't give you long.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07No, that's too long, I'm afraid.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Now, you are right, these are successive Shadow Chancellors,
0:13:10 > 0:13:12but you forgot Alan Johnson,
0:13:12 > 0:13:14then, of course, Ed Balls was
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Shadow Chancellor 2011-2015.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19How could you forget Alan Johnson?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21One of the greatest politicians of our time.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Have you read his book?
0:13:23 > 0:13:24My father-in-law has.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Well, that's...
0:13:25 > 0:13:28My father-in-law's done a lot of
0:13:28 > 0:13:29things I haven't.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Nobody read his book?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31It's a wonderful book.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Yes, successive Shadow Chancellors,
0:13:33 > 0:13:36and the one we were looking for was Ed Balls.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38No bonus, then, Psmiths, but what would you like?
0:13:38 > 0:13:39- Water, please.- Water.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43OK, what would come fourth in this picture sequence?
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Here's the first.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Is it some...
0:13:48 > 0:13:50It's the letter A.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51It could be variants on the letter A until it
0:13:51 > 0:13:54becomes...starts out as an ox and turns into letter A.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Shall we try one? - We should definitely.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Next.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Yeah, I think these are building towards a capital A.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02We need some points.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03BELL
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Is it simply a capital A?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09It is simply a capital A,
0:14:09 > 0:14:11very well done.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Talk me through these clues.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17I believe the A starts out as a stylised picture of an ox.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18It's a Sinai ox, it's an Egyptian
0:14:18 > 0:14:20hieroglyph, really, isn't it?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22That's the ox, representing A.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Then what?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Then things that look gradually less like an ox
0:14:26 > 0:14:27and more like a capital A.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30It's a Phoenician aleph
0:14:30 > 0:14:31in the second clue,
0:14:31 > 0:14:35then the old Greek alpha, getting towards the Roman A.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Verbivores, what would you like?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- Horned Viper, please. - The Horned Viper.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41OK, what will come fourth in this sequence?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Here's the first.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Britain A, Germany A.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Let's see the next one.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Next.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Oh, right, yeah, they're different in Germany, aren't they?
0:14:54 > 0:14:55So, in Britain it's...
0:14:55 > 0:14:57It's going to be a D...
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- It's not the national anthem, is it? - No, no, no,
0:14:59 > 0:15:02it's the scales, in Germany they use an H somewhere.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04If this is going to be C?
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- No, the fourth.- Yeah, so A, B flat, B, C...
0:15:08 > 0:15:10But what's it going to be in Germany?
0:15:10 > 0:15:14A, B, H, C, is it?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16I think, I think they, I think it's H.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18I don't know.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Or, C, D?
0:15:21 > 0:15:22BELL
0:15:22 > 0:15:24A British flag with a letter C,
0:15:24 > 0:15:28and a German flag with the letter...
0:15:30 > 0:15:31C?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Is the right answer.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37A Union flag with a C, a German flag with a C.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39That is right. And what is the sequence?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41They're the musical notes.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43In Germany, they do it differently,
0:15:43 > 0:15:46they have an H where you'd least expect one.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49We couldn't quite remember where it was, but luckily we guessed right.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51That's absolutely right, the British
0:15:51 > 0:15:52system is perfectly logical,
0:15:52 > 0:15:54the notes go A-G with flats,
0:15:54 > 0:15:55except C and F don't have flats,
0:15:55 > 0:15:57but that just stands to reason.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Whereas in Germany, they don't have a B flat,
0:16:00 > 0:16:02and because they're then missing a note,
0:16:02 > 0:16:03they shove in a quick H
0:16:03 > 0:16:05on their way to C.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08But we arrive at C and C in both musical scales.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Well guessed. Back to you, Psmiths,
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- for a choice.- Eye of Horus, please.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Eye of Horus, OK.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Here's the first.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Next.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- This is going to be about writing, I think.- Yeah.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Next.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Border?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Is it headlines, bits of newspapers?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38It's got to have an order.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Content, padding, border...
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Headline?- Is it, is it like
0:16:45 > 0:16:46how you make a mattress,
0:16:46 > 0:16:48or a pillow or something?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Or parcel?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- Envelope?- Pillowcase? No.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56BELL
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Envelope?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Not the right answer, I'm afraid.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03So, Verbivores, what do you think?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- Margin.- Is the right answer.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06And why is that?
0:17:06 > 0:17:07They're coming from
0:17:07 > 0:17:10the innards of a page going out,
0:17:10 > 0:17:12what the layout...
0:17:12 > 0:17:16The bits you call the layout, and the margin is on the sides.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I've explained that brilliantly - again!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20What sort of page?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22A page of text,
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- a newspaper page?- A web page.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26It's elements for HTML.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29They are layers of HTML elements on web pages.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31The questioner had to explain this
0:17:31 > 0:17:33to me, I was so bored he had to explain it about seven times
0:17:33 > 0:17:34and I slept through all of them.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35But as I understand it,
0:17:35 > 0:17:39you get content in the middle of a page, then the padding, then border,
0:17:39 > 0:17:42then right on the outside is margin.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43That completes the page.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45So, well guessed again.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47And you're going to get the last
0:17:47 > 0:17:48question of the round, the Lion.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Here's the first.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Next.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Five...- It is a comma, but...
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Fibonacci sequence.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- It is a comma.- Shall we go next?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Is it between... No, no...
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Next.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13- Primes.- It's going to be
0:18:13 > 0:18:16the next four primes, which is...
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- Next four primes.- 17, 19, 23 and 29.
0:18:18 > 0:18:1929.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21BELL
0:18:21 > 0:18:28Four, brackets, 17, 19, 23, 29.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31I'm afraid you didn't close the brackets,
0:18:31 > 0:18:33so I can't give it to you...
0:18:33 > 0:18:34That is the right answer.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36They are bunches of prime numbers.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38The first is two, the next two are
0:18:38 > 0:18:39three and five, the next three,
0:18:39 > 0:18:41seven, 11, 13, and the next four
0:18:41 > 0:18:4317, 19, 23, 29.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Very well done.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Well, that means at the end of Round Two
0:18:48 > 0:18:49the Psmiths have five points,
0:18:49 > 0:18:51the Verbivores have 16.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Time now for the Connecting Wall,
0:18:56 > 0:18:57and Verbivores, you'll be going first.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Would you like Lion or Water?
0:19:00 > 0:19:01- Water, please.- OK.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Two-and-a-half minutes to solve the Water wall, starting now.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Sexy MF?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Oh, things on a...
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Tomato...
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Yeah, they've got things...
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Yeah, we've got things on a,
0:19:16 > 0:19:17on a gambling machine.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Cherry, 7, Bell, Plum.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20BUZZ
0:19:20 > 0:19:22And Grape and Bar.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Oh, well!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Shall we... If you spot anything else.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28What were you...
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- Beefsteak tomato, Cherry tomato, Plum tomato...- Grape.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Oh, well done.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Go for the...- Seven, Bell, Bar...
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- A clock? - BUZZ
0:19:41 > 0:19:43They're things, symbols on fruit machines.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Shot?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46BUZZ
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Yeah, well, I'll just try all of these, then.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50BUZZ
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Stop me if you see anything else.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53I'm going to find out it's none of them.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56BUZZ
0:19:56 > 0:19:58I've seen Sexy MF on a fruit machine!
0:19:58 > 0:19:59BUZZ
0:19:59 > 0:20:01BUZZ
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Right, well, that was a waste of time!
0:20:04 > 0:20:09Sexy MF? Is it like a... I don't know.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Are some of these drinks?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Is it Kiss FM? Kiss FM, 7...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Sexy MF.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Late, Tonic....
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Can you have a late drink?
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Yes, I suppose.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Shot, um...
0:20:27 > 0:20:28What about towers?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Clock Tower, yeah, I think you're right.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Bell tower, Cooling tower, Clock Tower...
0:20:34 > 0:20:35- Bar?- Bar tower?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37BUZZ Got a minute left.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- Sexy MF, I'm going to keep pressing Sexy MF for ever.- Shot.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Shot tower. Well, there we are.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Right, is Tope a colour?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45It's not spelled like that, but cream's a colour.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Yeah, cream...
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Tonic water...- Tonic.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Cream, you can have in a drink, can't you?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54We have to say something, guess something.
0:20:56 > 0:20:5830 seconds.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
0:21:04 > 0:21:06The others aren't going to be...
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Shall we just try something?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Let's try something.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Kiss, I'm guessing radio stations.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12- Late FM, perhaps.- Tonic.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13BUZZ
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Let's try seven. Seven.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- BUZZ - No, one more guess.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- Ten seconds.- Ten seconds.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23You, you, you and you.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Not it, I'm afraid.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29And that's it, your three lives are up and the wall has frozen.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30But you found two groups.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31What about the connections?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Tell me about the first blue group, starting Cherry.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35They are types of tomato.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Cherry tomato, Plum tomato, Beefsteak tomato, and Grape tomato.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42And the second green group, starting Cooling.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Tower.- Cooling tower, Bell tower, Clock tower, Shot tower.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48It is correct. And you can still get points for the connections in the
0:21:48 > 0:21:50groups you didn't find, so let's resolve the wall.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54There we go, tell me about the pink group, starting Late.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Are they to do with drinks?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03No, you're not seeing it. Iso.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Isolate, isotope, isobar, isotonic.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09That's what you put before all of those.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10And the turquoise group.
0:22:10 > 0:22:137, Cream, Kiss, Sexy MF.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Are these radio stations?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Really? None of you?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Not one of you?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22They are songs, all by Prince.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25And, as you suspected, there was a complete false group in there,
0:22:25 > 0:22:28the fruit machines. The next wall has a whole false group as well,
0:22:28 > 0:22:31I'm looking forward to them heading down that blind alley.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33But you did find two groups and give me two connections,
0:22:33 > 0:22:35that is a total of four.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Let's bring in the Psmiths now, give them the other Connecting Wall,
0:22:38 > 0:22:40and see what happens to them.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Welcome back, Psmiths, you will be getting the Lion wall,
0:22:43 > 0:22:44and two-and-a-half minutes to solve it.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Starting now.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Publishers.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Publishers. Bloomsbury,
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Penguin, Puffin.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Toucan? - BUZZ
0:22:56 > 0:22:57- Ladybird. OK, so you've missed... - BUZZ
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Children's books.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02- Ladybird, Toucan, Puffin... - BUZZ
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Orion's a publisher.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- OK. - BUZZ
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Bloomsbury's got...
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Snoopy is a cartoon dog.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Swann with double N.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19- Cricketer?- Is it a cricketer or character from Proust?
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Erm...
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Turner, we've got prizes, are any of the others prizes?
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Is there a Bloomsbury prize? - I think there is.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Maybe Pegasus.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32BUZZ
0:23:32 > 0:23:33OK.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42BUZZ
0:23:45 > 0:23:47BUZZ
0:23:47 > 0:23:49No, no, OK. I'll just keep going
0:23:49 > 0:23:50through publishers while
0:23:50 > 0:23:52we try and...
0:23:53 > 0:23:54BUZZ
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Mighty Sparrow.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Comic. Are there comics in here?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07What else could Snoopy be?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Oh, types of road crossing.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Puffin, Toucan, Zebra...
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Pegasus crossing.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- OK.- OK.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23So does that make the publishers easier to do?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Not considering Puffin. - Do you want to give it a go?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Bloomsbury, Penguin, what else have we got? Doubleday and Orion.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- BUZZ - OK. What have we missed?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- 30 seconds.- Ladybird?- Ladybird, OK, so we're missing Orion.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- Great.- Well done.- OK, so what does Orion come with?- Three lives.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Orion and Aquarius go together.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Barbossa, what could that be?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Snoopy...
0:24:47 > 0:24:49That's it, you've solved the wall,
0:24:49 > 0:24:52very well done, with just ten seconds to go.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54And what about the connections?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Zebra, Pegasus, Puffin, Toucan.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58These are types of road crossing.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00They are road crossings.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02And the Green group, starting Ladybird?
0:25:02 > 0:25:05They, along with everything else on this, are publishers.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Ladybird, Bloomsbury, Penguin, Doubleday, all publishers.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10And the pink group, starting Eagle?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12They are...
0:25:12 > 0:25:14codenames in the Second World War.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Lovely. Sadly not the answer.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Eagle, Orion, Aquarius, Snoopy
0:25:19 > 0:25:22are lunar landing craft.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24They are spacecraft that went to the moon.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26And the turquoise group,
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Sparrow, Swann, Turner, Barbossa.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Are they... Pirates called Jack?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I am sorry, the specific thing I needed to hear was that they are in
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Pirates Of The Caribbean.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Nevertheless, you found all four groups
0:25:39 > 0:25:40and you gave me two connections,
0:25:40 > 0:25:41that is a total of six.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Let's have a look at the overall scores.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46The Psmiths have 11 points,
0:25:46 > 0:25:48the Verbivores have 20.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54So, the place in the semifinals will be determined in the Missing Vowels
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Round. Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59I can tell you that the first group
0:25:59 > 0:26:02all feature a Shakespearean character
0:26:02 > 0:26:03and their killer.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- Verbivores.- Mercutio and Tybalt.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Correct.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14- Verbivores.- Regan and Goneril.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15Correct.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20- Verbivores.- Hamlet and Laertes.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Correct.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Psmiths.- Desdemona and Othello.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Correct. Next category, geographic features of Australia.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32- Psmiths.- Uluru.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Correct.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Psmiths.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40- Cape York Peninsula.- Correct.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46- Psmiths.- The Australian Alps.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Not it, I'm afraid,
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Verbivores, do you know?
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Australian Alps.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Australian Alps is the right answer.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Next clue.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- Psmiths.- Great Australian Bight.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Correct. Next category, sources we trust on Only Connect.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Psmiths.- Debrett's.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Correct.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09- Verbivores. - Oxford English Dictionary.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Correct.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20END OF ROUND BELL
0:27:23 > 0:27:25I'm tempted not to say what that one
0:27:25 > 0:27:27is and just leave people to pause
0:27:27 > 0:27:29their televisions and stare for ages
0:27:29 > 0:27:33trying to work out New Grove Dictionary Of Music And Musicians.
0:27:33 > 0:27:34But I have given it now and the bell
0:27:34 > 0:27:36has gone for the end of the quiz.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Looking at the final scores I can tell you that the winners,
0:27:39 > 0:27:42and through to the semifinal with 25 points
0:27:42 > 0:27:43are the Verbivores.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45And in second place with 15,
0:27:45 > 0:27:47it's the Psmiths.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Very well done on the semifinal.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Psmiths, I'm afraid in this sort of quarter,
0:27:50 > 0:27:54in ways I don't even really understand, you need to go home.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Thank you very much for playing,
0:27:55 > 0:27:57you've been a lovely team and you've
0:27:57 > 0:27:59brightened up the series.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01So, thanks for coming along.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Please join me next time for another episode of Only Connect,
0:28:04 > 0:28:06or OC, as some people call it.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Don't confuse it with another TV show called The OC, though,
0:28:09 > 0:28:13that's very different. One is a drama of life, love,
0:28:13 > 0:28:15rivalry and shimmering sexual tension -
0:28:15 > 0:28:18I genuinely don't know if I'm going to reverse this comparison or not -
0:28:18 > 0:28:20..set in Orange County California.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21No, I'm not.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24The other is Only Connect. Goodbye.