The Final

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0:00:21 > 0:00:25Good evening and welcome to Only Connect, the grand final.

0:00:25 > 0:00:30Yes, this is it, the big night, the culmination of months of quizzing.

0:00:30 > 0:00:31I'm incredibly excited,

0:00:31 > 0:00:33my good mood tempered only

0:00:33 > 0:00:35by the fact that under ridiculous and excessive

0:00:35 > 0:00:38new scrutiny of the BBC, since last week's show,

0:00:38 > 0:00:42they've ruled that our champagne tower now has to be in shot.

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Anyway, let's get on with the final.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Sorry about my appearance - I came straight from a dinner,

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I didn't have time to get changed.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Our finalists tonight are...

0:00:50 > 0:00:52On my right - Phyl Styles,

0:00:52 > 0:00:55a secondary school teacher who is fluent in six different Braille

0:00:55 > 0:00:58languages and has sung Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

0:00:58 > 0:01:00as a solo in a French cathedral.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Tom Cappleman, a board-game fanatic

0:01:04 > 0:01:07who has flown a glider for less than a minute.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09And their captain, Graeme Cole,

0:01:09 > 0:01:13a software engineer who was thrown into a wall while dog sledding in

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Norway. United by a love of

0:01:15 > 0:01:18language, they are the Verbivores.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Graeme, you've played a record seven games to get to the final.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24How important is it to you to win now?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26It would be nice to win,

0:01:26 > 0:01:28but genuinely,

0:01:28 > 0:01:29we are just amazed that we got

0:01:29 > 0:01:30anywhere near this far.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32We'd won couple of games by one point,

0:01:32 > 0:01:34took the longest possible route to get here,

0:01:34 > 0:01:39we know we're up against a brilliant team, so win or lose, we're happy.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Your brilliant opponents tonight

0:01:41 > 0:01:44are, on my left - Annette Fenner,

0:01:44 > 0:01:46a medical journal editor who was

0:01:46 > 0:01:49the 1993 Seal primary school spelling champion

0:01:49 > 0:01:51and can trace her ancestry back

0:01:51 > 0:01:54to William the Conqueror's brother-in-law.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Emily Watnick,

0:01:55 > 0:01:57a retired finance manager who,

0:01:57 > 0:02:00on the 50th anniversary of JFK's assassination,

0:02:00 > 0:02:02recreated the tragedy in an interpretive buffet

0:02:02 > 0:02:04at a birthday party.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Their captain, Amy Godel,

0:02:07 > 0:02:11a semiretired maths teacher who has participated in a public crossword

0:02:11 > 0:02:14competition and whose great-great-grandmother

0:02:14 > 0:02:16was born in 1815 in Waterloo.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17United by a taste

0:02:17 > 0:02:18for travel and a tipple,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20they are the Cosmopolitans.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23You beat the Korfballers to secure your place in the final,

0:02:23 > 0:02:25how important is it to you to win?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I'm just amazed that we beat

0:02:27 > 0:02:29the Korfballers, to be honest!

0:02:29 > 0:02:34Having got here, having got to the end, is really just fantastic.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Well done, all of you, for making the final.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Let's go on and play it.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Verbivores, you won the toss,

0:02:39 > 0:02:41please choose an Egyptian hieroglyphic.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46OK. Let the final begin with this question.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Your time starts...now.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Cordate, is that to do the heart?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Cordate is...

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Next.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Right, black... Orange is that?

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Is it red? I don't know.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Next.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Trifoliate.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Um, something with four leaves?

0:03:11 > 0:03:15But what? In green, a four-leaf clover perhaps?

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Well, it's not a sequence, so what's the link?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Oh, sorry!

0:03:18 > 0:03:19How many times have I played this?!

0:03:19 > 0:03:24So it's just, what, um, number of leaves and...

0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Three seconds.- Next.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Oh, the clock's run out! - Good start(!)- Bonus chance for you,

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Cosmopolitans.

0:03:33 > 0:03:38The colour of and the description of things on flags?

0:03:38 > 0:03:39They are not things on flags,

0:03:39 > 0:03:40I'm afraid.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42What they are is suits of the pack.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Of course they are! - Cordate is a sort of

0:03:45 > 0:03:47inverted heart shape, like a spade.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Then we've got heart-shaped.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Trifoliate, that's like clubs, it's that shape,

0:03:51 > 0:03:53and rhomboid, the diamond.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56The colours denote the suits of the pack.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57So, no points there, Cosmos,

0:03:57 > 0:03:59but you may choose a question.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Um, Horned Viper, please.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03The Viper. What is the connection between these clues?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Here's the first.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08The property of a lady...

0:04:09 > 0:04:11No. Next.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14The Hildebrand Rarity.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Are they... Is it the names of...

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Next.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Risico.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29They might be the names of some kind of...

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Shall we go with the next one?

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Next.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37007 in New York.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Um...

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Um... Are they...

0:04:46 > 0:04:50all written by Sebastian Faulks?

0:04:50 > 0:04:51They are not all written

0:04:51 > 0:04:52by Sebastian Faulks.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53So, Verbivores,

0:04:53 > 0:04:55you have a bonus chance now.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Are they spin-off films?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00It's almost the exact opposite.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- Oh.- They are James Bond stories

0:05:02 > 0:05:04that have not been filmed.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07There are only four left - stories that haven't been filmed.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09The Property Of A Lady, that was going to be

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Timothy Dalton's next Bond film,

0:05:10 > 0:05:11but there was a legal problem,

0:05:11 > 0:05:12they stopped filming.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15The Hildebrand Rarity, that sounds brilliant.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16James Bond goes into a sort of

0:05:16 > 0:05:18old-fashioned murder mystery at sea.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20That sounds great. And also a great one for charades.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22The Hildebrand Rarity,

0:05:22 > 0:05:23how would you do it?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Risico, or "Rizico",

0:05:25 > 0:05:26that's Bond investigating

0:05:26 > 0:05:28a drugs ring, and 007 In New York

0:05:28 > 0:05:29is a very short one

0:05:29 > 0:05:31about a Russian spy.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Anyway, who wants a question?

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Verbivores, you can have one.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Which will it be?- Can we have Twisted Flax, please?

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Why not? Twisted Flax.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40MUSICAL TONE It's the music question. I feel like a dance.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42What connects these clues? Here's the first.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46# Boy toy named Troy Used to live in Detroit

0:05:46 > 0:05:50# Big, big, big money He was gettin' some coins... #

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Next.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55# Have you seen her on the dance floor?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58# She got the boom Shake the room... #

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Next.

0:05:59 > 0:06:04# My momma, she told me Don't worry about your size

0:06:04 > 0:06:06# Shoo-wop-wop, sha-ooh, wop, wop

0:06:06 > 0:06:08# She says boys like the ladies... #

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- I know this one, but I can't remember its name.- Next.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13# Baby, can you handle this?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15# I don't think you can handle this... #

0:06:15 > 0:06:17It's all, talking about their size.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21# H-town goin' hard... #

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Are they talking about their size?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26I need to hear something specific.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Big...

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Behinds?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Lovely big behinds...

0:06:30 > 0:06:32are being celebrated

0:06:32 > 0:06:34in this piece of music.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35We're testing two things

0:06:35 > 0:06:36with this question.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38One - do you know the pieces,

0:06:38 > 0:06:39two - dare you say the answer?

0:06:39 > 0:06:40What did we hear?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44For the first one big, big, big something.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Behinds, I suppose. - The song was called Anaconda.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Well, it was sampling Sir Mixalot.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50It's a Nicki Minaj song.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53They sampled the bit where the chap sings apparently,

0:06:53 > 0:06:55"My anaconda don't want none

0:06:55 > 0:06:58"Unless you got buns, hon."

0:06:58 > 0:06:59And Nicki Minaj sings,

0:06:59 > 0:07:01"He toss my salad

0:07:01 > 0:07:02"like his name Romaine

0:07:02 > 0:07:04"and when we done

0:07:04 > 0:07:06"I make him buy me Balmain."

0:07:06 > 0:07:08That's a lovely message for the

0:07:08 > 0:07:09young women of today, isn't it?

0:07:09 > 0:07:10That's absolutely lovely.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12What else did we hear?

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Last one, Bootylicious?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Bootylicious, Destiny's Child.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17All About That Bass, Meghan Trainor.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18And the second one -

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Booty, Jennifer Lopez.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22"Mesmerised by the size of it

0:07:22 > 0:07:24"You can fight it if you like

0:07:24 > 0:07:25"Take your time."

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Quite the image to juggle, isn't it?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29"You can fight it if you like,"

0:07:29 > 0:07:31that's an evening. Well done, you get the point.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Cosmopolitans, what would you like?

0:07:33 > 0:07:34- Lion.- Lion, please.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Lion. What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Bravo 9.30.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Next.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Oh, OK...

0:07:49 > 0:07:51ANNETTE WHISPERS

0:07:53 > 0:07:54So...

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Yes, yes.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Next.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05R 3.45, B 9.30,

0:08:05 > 0:08:09J three o'clock. R...

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Next.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Delta six o'clock.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Um...

0:08:18 > 0:08:21The times of different watches

0:08:21 > 0:08:22on ships?

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Verbivores, do you want to have a go for a bonus?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Are these the semaphore representations

0:08:28 > 0:08:32of these letters as they would appear on a clock?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34That's absolutely brilliant.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Cheers to you.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37I can't demonstrate it myself in

0:08:37 > 0:08:39this dress before the watershed,

0:08:39 > 0:08:41but if you could hold your arms

0:08:41 > 0:08:43in the shapes denoted here,

0:08:43 > 0:08:46if you hold your arm at 9.30, please.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Like that. My 9.30.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Well, that's not really 9.30, is it? - The camera's 9.30.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52You'd be bit more sort of...

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Well, that's the letter B.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57That's B in flag semaphore.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Phyl, could you show us

0:08:59 > 0:09:00three o'clock?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Well, I know D is up there.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Well, it's J we're looking for,

0:09:04 > 0:09:05and that's three o'clock.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06You see, if you were...

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Like that.- There you go. 3.45?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11R. And 6pm, or 6am,

0:09:11 > 0:09:13that's the D, that's Delta.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15So, if you held your arms out

0:09:15 > 0:09:18for semaphore to denote these letters on a clock face,

0:09:18 > 0:09:20that's the time it would be.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Amazingly well spotted.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23What would you like next, Verbivores?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Eye of Horus, please. - The Eye of Horus.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27OK. These are going to be picture clues, what connects them?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Here's the first.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32No? Next.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Looks familiar, don't know his name.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Next.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, Mackenzie Crook.

0:09:42 > 0:09:47- Um...- We need something else.- Next.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48John Craven.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50They all mean crooked, don't they?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Well, the surnames are synonyms.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Are their surnames associated with crookedness?

0:09:56 > 0:09:57I'm afraid their surnames are not

0:09:57 > 0:09:59all associated with crookedness.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01So, Cosmopolitans, your chance for a bonus?

0:10:01 > 0:10:04If you took the first letter off, they would be birds.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06If you took the first letter off, they would be birds.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Who are we looking at?

0:10:08 > 0:10:09There's Alan Clark.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Yes.- ALL:- Mackenzie Crook.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13- ALL:- John Craven.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14But we don't know who that first one is.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16That's Joan Chen.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Or hen.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21They all begin with the C, and if you take it off, you get Hen

0:10:21 > 0:10:23from Chen, lark from Clark,

0:10:23 > 0:10:24rook from Crook

0:10:24 > 0:10:26and raven from Craven. Yes.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Birds at the end of their names.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30That's the sort of one I think

0:10:30 > 0:10:31you'd get, Verbivores, normally.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33So you get a bonus, Cosmopolitans,

0:10:33 > 0:10:34and the last question, Water,

0:10:34 > 0:10:36what is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

0:10:40 > 0:10:45Is it, then, construction, a point, house.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47OK, next.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51The legs of Mrs Wilcox?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56- I don't know.- Next.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00It's got to be "only connect"...

0:11:01 > 0:11:05Yes, but what's the other thing?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07What is the other thing?

0:11:07 > 0:11:08Next.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Three seconds.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16- So...- Oh,

0:11:16 > 0:11:18it's "only connect"

0:11:18 > 0:11:20and something to do with Howard's Way

0:11:20 > 0:11:22where the saying is from.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Howard's End, even, not Howard's Way!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26What to do with it?

0:11:26 > 0:11:27We're looking at "only connect"...

0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Yes.- And then...

0:11:29 > 0:11:32And then names of others,

0:11:32 > 0:11:34other EM Forster...

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Or parts of EM Forster. - I'm afraid that's not it.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Verbivores, do you want

0:11:38 > 0:11:39to have a go for a bonus?

0:11:39 > 0:11:42They are "only connect" in different languages

0:11:42 > 0:11:44and what is it, Howard's End, when it was translated to those,

0:11:44 > 0:11:46shall we try that?

0:11:46 > 0:11:47That is what it is.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49I'm afraid in the final, I need to hear that.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51It is the phrase "only connect",

0:11:51 > 0:11:55translated in the EM Forster novel Howard's End,

0:11:55 > 0:11:57and in bracket is the title Howard's End.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Of course, it's not called Howard's End in all the languages,

0:12:00 > 0:12:02so La Mansion in Spanish,

0:12:02 > 0:12:04The Legs De Mrs Wilcox in French -

0:12:04 > 0:12:07that's the legacy of Mrs Wilcox, that's what that's called.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08I don't really speak Portuguese,

0:12:08 > 0:12:10but The House again in Portuguese,

0:12:10 > 0:12:12and Casa Howard, that's really the

0:12:12 > 0:12:14clue, in Italian, solo connettere.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16So it is the title Howard's End,

0:12:16 > 0:12:17as it translates in different

0:12:17 > 0:12:19languages with our key quote.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21So, another bonus for you,

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Verbivores. And that means,

0:12:22 > 0:12:23at the end of Round One,

0:12:23 > 0:12:25the Cosmopolitans have one point,

0:12:25 > 0:12:27the Verbivores have three.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Onto Round Two - sequences -

0:12:31 > 0:12:32and you will be going first again.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Please choose a hieroglyph.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Eye of Horus, please. - The Eye of Horus.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38What would come forth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Wow.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44I don't have any idea.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Next.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Gamma hydroxybutyrate, is that vitamin C?

0:12:51 > 0:12:52- Go next.- Next.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Mephedrone, B. It's going to be something A.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Is it vitamins?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00I mean, vitamin A, is it retinol A?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Could go for that.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Well, yes.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Retinol brackets A, close brackets.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I'm afraid it absolutely is not that!

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Cosmopolitans, do you want to have

0:13:13 > 0:13:15a go for a bonus point?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Um, so, it would be heroin A?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Heroin A would be

0:13:20 > 0:13:21an acceptable answer,

0:13:21 > 0:13:22or as we went for,

0:13:22 > 0:13:24magic mushrooms.

0:13:24 > 0:13:25What are we looking at?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Legal classes of drugs.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Well...- Illegal classes.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30I'm not sure, if heroin's legal

0:13:30 > 0:13:32since we started this show,

0:13:32 > 0:13:33nobody's told me!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35It's drug classification, that's right.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37It's that first one, where the drugs

0:13:37 > 0:13:39are not yet criminalised.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40So this one we're looking at,

0:13:40 > 0:13:42also known as Posh or Banshee Dust,

0:13:42 > 0:13:43I'm reliably informed

0:13:43 > 0:13:44by our question editor,

0:13:44 > 0:13:46who has certainly never taken illegal drugs -

0:13:46 > 0:13:47I mean, he really hasn't,

0:13:47 > 0:13:49you can barely get him to have a cup of tea.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50So that's a temporary class

0:13:50 > 0:13:52while it's waiting for something else.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53And then we're looking at class C,

0:13:53 > 0:13:55class B and I want to hear

0:13:55 > 0:13:57some sort of drug that is very bad.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Retinol A, not it.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01So you get that bonus, Cosmos,

0:14:01 > 0:14:02and you may choose a question.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Horned Viper, please.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07OK, what would come fourth in this picture sequence?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Here's the first.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12Um...

0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Let's got the next one.- Next.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18It's a big baby in a parade.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Next.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Oh, my goodness.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Yes, and what happened?

0:14:32 > 0:14:34- And what happened?- Yes.

0:14:34 > 0:14:39We're going to have to figure something out.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Three seconds.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Um...

0:14:44 > 0:14:45A giant...

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Um...- Elephant.- ..Balloon.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50In the shape of an elephant, perhaps.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51It is not a giant balloon

0:14:51 > 0:14:53in the shape of an elephant.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54So, Verbivores, you've got

0:14:54 > 0:14:55the chance of a bonus point.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57A giant effigy of David Cameron?

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Is the right answer.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Of course, Lewes fireworks, isn't it?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02It's Lewes fireworks, yes.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04In Lewes, in Sussex, every year on

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Bonfire Night, they burn effigies.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09They burn the Pope and Guy Fawkes and there's a sort of topical guest

0:15:09 > 0:15:11attraction. Let's all try

0:15:11 > 0:15:12to identify who they are.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Who do you think that is in the first picture, 2012?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16I don't know, I have no idea!

0:15:16 > 0:15:17Angela Merkel, of course.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Oh, the German flag, yes!

0:15:19 > 0:15:22And you said a big baby in a parade.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Now you know it's a topical guest of 2013, it is of course...

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Prince George?

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Kim Jong Un, that's right!

0:15:31 > 0:15:33And sandwiched uncomfortably between

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Kim Jong Un and David Cameron,

0:15:35 > 0:15:36that third picture?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Alex Salmond.- It is Alex Salmond,

0:15:38 > 0:15:39yes, yes, yes.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Once you know, it's so obvious.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Very well done for the bonus.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Which question would you like?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- Lion, please.- Lion, OK.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48What would come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:15:50 > 0:15:51Capital Q.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Nope. Next.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00What is this?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Q, U.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Is it going to spell out a four-letter word? Q, U...

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- I don't know.- Next.- Next.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10So, Pakistan's capital is Islamabad.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14Mongolia's is Ulaanbaatar, but I don't know what the sequence is.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17So, what's fourth?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Q, U, I...

0:16:19 > 0:16:22- Capital of Kuwait, for example. - Quiz?

0:16:22 > 0:16:26Yeah. Croatia's is. Capital Z, in brackets - C.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Capital Z, brackets - C - close brackets.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34The answer is Capital Z brackets C.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Tom, perhaps you could explain

0:16:35 > 0:16:36what the sequence is?

0:16:36 > 0:16:40The letter in the brackets begins a country which is the only one with a

0:16:40 > 0:16:42capital beginning with a previous letter.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44That's exactly right. There are only

0:16:44 > 0:16:46four letters of the alphabet which

0:16:46 > 0:16:47are the first letters

0:16:47 > 0:16:48of a capital city only one time.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50So there's only one capital

0:16:50 > 0:16:52that begins with a Q, and that is of course...

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Quito of Ecuador.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55There's only one U...

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58That's absolutely right. One I.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Islamabad, Pakistan.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01And of course, we're not going

0:17:01 > 0:17:02in alphabetical order,

0:17:02 > 0:17:04we are spelling out the word quiz,

0:17:04 > 0:17:06so I wanted to hear Z for Zagreb,

0:17:06 > 0:17:08the capital of Croatia.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Very well done. Well quizzed.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Cosmopolitans, what would you like?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Twisted Flax, please. - Twisted Flax, OK.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19What would come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Right.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Next.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Nighthawks, there are two people in it.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Is it the number of people?

0:17:33 > 0:17:34- It's not, there's four.- Possibly.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Shall we go for the third one?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Yes, I think we better.- Next.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Yes, so...

0:17:41 > 0:17:43THEY WHISPER

0:17:51 > 0:17:52Yes, OK.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56I'm so sorry.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57THEY LAUGH

0:17:57 > 0:18:00The Mona Lisa, brackets - da Vinci.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Not, I'm afraid, the right answer.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05So, Verbivores, what's your guess

0:18:05 > 0:18:06for a bonus point?

0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Irises, brackets - Van Gogh? - Not it either.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12What sequence are you thinking of?

0:18:12 > 0:18:15- We're thinking the number of people in the pictures.- Right.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19And we were going down, and we were thinking four, three, two, one,

0:18:19 > 0:18:21because we thought there were two in The Scream.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24I'm afraid there are three people in The Scream.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25Really?

0:18:25 > 0:18:26There are five dancers

0:18:26 > 0:18:28in Matisse's Dance II.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30There are four people in Hopper's Nighthawks.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31American Gothic, then?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33American Gothic is the very one we went with, yes.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36In The Scream, there is the chap that people say

0:18:36 > 0:18:38has just heard a scream,

0:18:38 > 0:18:39and there's actually two people

0:18:39 > 0:18:41walking away, so three.

0:18:41 > 0:18:42So we need to hear a painting

0:18:42 > 0:18:44with two people in it - for example,

0:18:44 > 0:18:45American Gothic.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47So no points there, Verbivores,

0:18:47 > 0:18:49but you may choose a question.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Water, please.- OK, what would come fourth in this sequence?

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Here's the first.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56That's the golden ratio, isn't it?

0:18:56 > 0:18:58It's phi.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00If we are doing Greek letters, do you know...?

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Next.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08That's chi, isn't it?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10- Phi, chi...- Omega.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Is omega the last one?

0:19:12 > 0:19:13Yes.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16HE MUMBLES

0:19:16 > 0:19:18What represents omega?

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Is it an ohm, yeah.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24The symbol for an ohm, the unit of resistance.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- And why would that be? - Because it's an omega.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Once again, that is the right answer

0:19:29 > 0:19:31in a very difficult final question.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Well done. Talk me through these clues.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36They're the last four letters of the Greek alphabet -

0:19:36 > 0:19:38the golden ratio is represented by phi,

0:19:38 > 0:19:40the life force in Chinese medicine is chi,

0:19:40 > 0:19:42- pounds per square inch is psi... - And for example,

0:19:42 > 0:19:44the last element of the sequence

0:19:44 > 0:19:46or the Charlton Heston film -

0:19:46 > 0:19:48something Man - some kind of representation of omega,

0:19:48 > 0:19:50very well done.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Cosmopolitans, one horrible question

0:19:52 > 0:19:55remains for you, it is the Two Reeds,

0:19:55 > 0:19:58what will come fourth in this sequence? Here is the first.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02OK, Brazil 4...

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Are these the World Cup final results?

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Is it? No?

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Next.

0:20:10 > 0:20:132006 Italy 3...

0:20:13 > 0:20:14What happened? Italy won.

0:20:14 > 0:20:172010 was Spain...

0:20:17 > 0:20:20- 2014...- Yeah, is what?

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Germany.- Germany...

0:20:22 > 0:20:24- One.- One.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26- That's too easy.- Surely.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Is it really 4-3?

0:20:28 > 0:20:29What do you think?

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Yeah. But would it...

0:20:32 > 0:20:34THEY WHISPER

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Could it be?- Argentina.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Two seconds.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42So it's 2014.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43What do you think, Emily?

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Germany one, Argentina nil.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Verbivores, you've got the chance of a bonus point.

0:20:50 > 0:20:532014...

0:20:53 > 0:20:55HE STUTTERS

0:20:55 > 0:20:58..Germany four, Argentina three.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59That's not it.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01But why are you saying that?

0:21:01 > 0:21:06I think it's the finalists in the World Cup and the number of times

0:21:06 > 0:21:09they've won the World Cup after that game was played.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Your problem is, it was before

0:21:11 > 0:21:12that game was played.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14You have spotted the horrible thing we've done here.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16It couldn't be 0-0, could it?!

0:21:16 > 0:21:18They are successive

0:21:18 > 0:21:20World Cup matches

0:21:20 > 0:21:22and they are the finalists in those matches,

0:21:22 > 0:21:24but the numbers represent not the score,

0:21:24 > 0:21:25but the number of World Cups those

0:21:25 > 0:21:27teams had previously won before they

0:21:27 > 0:21:29got the final. As you say yourself,

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Spain and the Netherlands had won no

0:21:31 > 0:21:34World Cups, so Germany had won three

0:21:34 > 0:21:36and Argentina two when they went in

0:21:36 > 0:21:38to that 2014 final.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39But I see my drinks are coming to an end,

0:21:39 > 0:21:41so we'd better finish the round.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42I'll give you the scores.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46Cosmopolitans, two, Verbivores nine.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50And just when you were thinking it couldn't get nastier,

0:21:50 > 0:21:52time for the Connecting Wall.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54And you'll be going first this time, Cosmopolitans.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Would you like Lion or Water?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Water, please.- OK,

0:21:58 > 0:22:02you have 2½ minutes to solve the Water wall, starting now.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Oh, great, OK.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08So 1837 is Victoria coming to the throne.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10- What other years...?- 1558...

0:22:10 > 0:22:12- 1952 was the Queen.- The Queen, yes.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- 1702.- Yes.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16OK. Great.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18There... Are there some cubes?

0:22:18 > 0:22:21343 is a cube. 125, 27, one.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh, 1, yes.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- OK.- Three lives now.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Oh, dear! That's unfortunate. - 5, 6, 7, 8, is a song by Steps.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34It is. One is probably a song.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35- 1999, is that?- Yes!

0:22:35 > 0:22:37- 1999 is a song.- Prince.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38Let's not solve.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40- OK.- What's the other one?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- 10,000?- 5.15?

0:22:42 > 0:22:43And what of all of these others?

0:22:43 > 0:22:44That's the thing, right.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Shall we undo these?

0:22:46 > 0:22:48- So if you look at them...- Yeah.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51So, 400, 1500...

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Are these measurements of something like the lines on a TV?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56They are sort of athletics things.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Yes, 1500, 400, 110 and 10,000, yes.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03You've solved the Wall! Absolutely amazing.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Not even halfway through the time.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07That was incredible. What about the connections, then?

0:23:07 > 0:23:09The first group, 1837,

0:23:09 > 0:23:11or 1-8-3-7, and so on.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14The accession dates of British queens.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15That's absolutely right.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Queenly accession dates.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19And the next green group, starting 27?

0:23:19 > 0:23:21They're just cubes.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23They're just cubes, simple as that, just cubes.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26And the pink or purple group, starting 1500?

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Athletics distances?

0:23:28 > 0:23:29They are athletics distances.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Some people might not recognise 110.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33That's the high hurdles for men.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Men's sprint hurdles, absolutely right.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38And the last turquoise group, starting 1999.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40It's songs.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43It is songs. It's actually 1999,

0:23:43 > 0:23:44isn't it, by Prince?

0:23:44 > 0:23:45So, you told me all four connections

0:23:45 > 0:23:47as well, and of course,

0:23:47 > 0:23:50you get the bonus. That is a maximum of ten on this horrible final wall.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Very well done.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Let's bring in the Verbivores now and give them another

0:23:54 > 0:23:57wall to see what they can do with it.

0:23:57 > 0:23:58Welcome back, Verbivores.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00I don't know if you'll think it's much of a welcome.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02You're going to be getting the Lion wall.

0:24:02 > 0:24:052½ minutes to solve it, starting...

0:24:05 > 0:24:06now.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09I'm off! OK,

0:24:09 > 0:24:12so that's the

0:24:12 > 0:24:14freezing point in Kelvin, isn't it?

0:24:14 > 0:24:15That's it in Fahrenheit.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17That's the freezing point in Celsius.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Um...- That one?- Go on, then.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- There we are! - 1066 is an important date.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26- A battle. 1087...- That's a change of reign.- Yes, it is.

0:24:26 > 0:24:27That's a change of reign.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Shall we go round the years?

0:24:29 > 0:24:30- Oh, right.- Three lives now.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32It's record speeds, record speeds.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Speed of records. - That one, that one, that one and...

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Right. Ten, infinity, 300, 2012...

0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Films.- Are they all names of films?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42300 is definitely a film, the Spartans.

0:24:42 > 0:24:432012 is a disaster movie.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Infinity and Ten probably are.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Shall we go with that? - And I think that...

0:24:47 > 0:24:49You've solved the wall!

0:24:49 > 0:24:50That's amazing!

0:24:50 > 0:24:53I wasn't thinking that was particularly a wall for a wordy

0:24:53 > 0:24:55team. Very well done.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Let's have a look for those connections.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01Tell me about the first blue group, starting 32.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03They're freezing points of water

0:25:03 > 0:25:05in various scales of temperature.

0:25:05 > 0:25:06Freezing points of water.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10And the green group - 1066, or 1-0-6-6, and so on.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Changes of reign.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Changes of reign in...

0:25:15 > 0:25:17- British monarchs.- ..England. - I need to hear something specific.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19It's when Williams took over.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Accessions of Kings William.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26And the next group, starting 3-3-1-3.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28They are record speeds.

0:25:28 > 0:25:3033 and a third and so on

0:25:30 > 0:25:31are all record speeds.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35And the turquoise group - 300, or 3-0-0, what are they?

0:25:35 > 0:25:36They are names of films?

0:25:36 > 0:25:38They are film titles.

0:25:38 > 0:25:39So, you did find all the groups

0:25:39 > 0:25:41and tell me all the connections -

0:25:41 > 0:25:43that is a total of ten points.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Let's have a look at the scores.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56We will now decide the Championship in the missing vowels round.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59I can tell you that the first group are all...

0:26:06 > 0:26:08- Cosmopolitans?- January and garnet.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09Correct.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Cosmopolitans?

0:26:12 > 0:26:13April and diamond.

0:26:13 > 0:26:14Correct.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18- Cosmos?- October and opal.

0:26:18 > 0:26:19Well done.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23- Verbivores? ALL:- May and emeralds.

0:26:23 > 0:26:24Correct. Next category...

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Careful.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Verbivores.- Bag, big, big, bog, bug.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Correct.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Verbivores?

0:26:39 > 0:26:42Patting, petting, pitting, potting, putting.

0:26:42 > 0:26:43Correct.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Cosmopolitans?- Mass, mess...

0:26:48 > 0:26:49Not it, I'm afraid, Verbivores.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53Masses, messes, misses, mosses, musses.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56There are extra S for plurals, that's right.

0:26:56 > 0:26:57Verbivores?

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Last, lest, list, lost, lust.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01Well done. Next category...

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Cosmopolitans?

0:27:06 > 0:27:08- Scampi.- Correct.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Cosmos?

0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Battered sausage.- Correct.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17- Cosmos?- Onion rings.

0:27:17 > 0:27:18Correct.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Verbivores?- Pickled egg.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Don't mind if I do. Next category...

0:27:26 > 0:27:28- Cosmopolitans?- Arbitrary.- Yep.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32- Verbivores?- Indiscriminate.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Correct.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36END MUSIC PLAYS

0:27:38 > 0:27:40No time to tell me the next

0:27:40 > 0:27:43random word, which was irregular.

0:27:43 > 0:27:44The bell has gone

0:27:44 > 0:27:46for the end of the quiz.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49And I can tell you that our second-place finishers

0:27:49 > 0:27:51have 18 points,

0:27:51 > 0:27:53but the winners with 26

0:27:53 > 0:27:55and the new champions of Only Connect

0:27:55 > 0:27:57are the Verbivores.

0:27:57 > 0:27:58Very well done to you.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Excellent stuff.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01Well done, everybody. You all

0:28:01 > 0:28:02quizzed absolutely brilliantly.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Fantastic. But you Verbivores

0:28:04 > 0:28:06are the champions.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Well done.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11And that's it, it's the end of the show and the series.

0:28:11 > 0:28:15We are about to have our magnificent closing ceremony,

0:28:15 > 0:28:17and then it will be a few months until we meet again.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19But in the gap, if you miss us,

0:28:19 > 0:28:21why not recreate the Only Connect experience

0:28:21 > 0:28:24by trying to make small talk with a teenager?

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Just like answering the questions on this show,

0:28:26 > 0:28:29you'll find that whatever you say is probably wrong.

0:28:29 > 0:28:30Goodbye.