Korfballers v Channel Islanders

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0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello, and welcome to Only Connect,

0:00:23 > 0:00:26where you take the high road and I'll take the low road -

0:00:26 > 0:00:30because I've heard there is planned maintenance on the high road.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32But who will get where afore whom

0:00:32 > 0:00:33in tonight's Only Connect,

0:00:33 > 0:00:36which is the last of the opening heats in this half of the draw?

0:00:36 > 0:00:39So, the last chance for these teams to make it through to Round Two,

0:00:39 > 0:00:43or win a place in our highest scoring runners-up matches,

0:00:43 > 0:00:47which have been introduced this year to my befuddlement.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51In contention this evening are, on my right, Taissa Csaky,

0:00:51 > 0:00:55a classics graduate, who enjoys cooking historical recipes

0:00:55 > 0:00:58and has presented a symposium paper on venison pasties.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Niall Sheekey, a librarian and retired Irish dancer,

0:01:02 > 0:01:05who is on a quest to visit every Anglican Cathedral in England

0:01:05 > 0:01:07before his 30th birthday.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10And their captain Michael Jelley,

0:01:10 > 0:01:12a maths graduate and Leicester City supporter

0:01:12 > 0:01:15whose great-great uncle was responsible for drawing

0:01:15 > 0:01:17the Fox's Glacier Mint polar bear.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20United by their devotion to the Dutch sport of korfball,

0:01:20 > 0:01:21they are the Korfballers.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Michael, you're not the first Jelley to appear on this show, I think.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28No, my brother was one of the Technologists in series five,

0:01:28 > 0:01:30and they won the Wall game.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32So, I've got quite a lot to live up to.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Do you have a competitive relationship?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36If you finish with no points, will he be kind or laugh?

0:01:36 > 0:01:38No, he will be brutal.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39And rightly so.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Well, I hope there will be no opportunity for him to be brutal.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Thank you!- You are facing tonight, on my left...

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Sean McManus,

0:01:46 > 0:01:48a semiretired teacher who likes his allotment

0:01:48 > 0:01:52and once took the Eggheads on a tour of Guernsey.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Caroline McManus,

0:01:53 > 0:01:56a maths and French graduate who has seven grandchildren

0:01:56 > 0:01:59and once bumped into Barry Manilow on the Southbank.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02And their captain, Tabitha Osborne,

0:02:02 > 0:02:05a junior doctor who's a member of the National Trust

0:02:05 > 0:02:09and, as an infant, was the cover star of the Baby Boots catalogue.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11United by a love of Guernsey, they are the Channel Islanders.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Now, you're not just Channel Islanders -

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- you're also a family team, I think. - We are.- How does that work?

0:02:16 > 0:02:18That's right. Caroline is my mum,

0:02:18 > 0:02:21and Sean is her husband, so, my stepfather.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Two families, in fact, could be torn apart this evening

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- if this goes go wrong.- Could be. - The stakes are high.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Good luck, everyone. Korfballers, you won the toss,

0:02:30 > 0:02:33but you've decided to put your opponents in first.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Very tactical. So, Channel Islanders,

0:02:35 > 0:02:38please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Eye of Horus, please.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41The Eye of Horus.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43What is the connection between four apparently random clues?

0:02:43 > 0:02:44If you can tell me the answer

0:02:44 > 0:02:46after seeing fewer than four,

0:02:46 > 0:02:47you'll get more points.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Here's the first.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51THEY CONFER

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- I don't know anything. - I know nothing at all.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Next, please.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59THEY CONFER

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Are they sports with...?

0:03:01 > 0:03:03They'll be a first of something.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04They'll be a first something, isn't it?

0:03:04 > 0:03:05SHE WHISPERS

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Next one.- Can we have the next, please?

0:03:09 > 0:03:10SHE WHISPERS

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Next, please.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- He was a really good rugby union player in the '70s.- Yeah.- OK.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Three seconds.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28The first change to something...?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- The first...- Did they change from one sport to another?

0:03:30 > 0:03:33..change discipline. They changed from one sport to another.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36They did not all change from one sport to another.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38That does not apply to all the clues.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I'm going to throw it over to the Korfballers

0:03:40 > 0:03:41for a possible bonus point.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Were they the first

0:03:43 > 0:03:45openly gay members of each sport?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Well, that is a moot point,

0:03:47 > 0:03:50because openly gay and gay in the press, who knows?

0:03:50 > 0:03:51But they are certainly all

0:03:51 > 0:03:52sportsmen who have come out.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Which is an oddly rare thing.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56There are suspiciously few

0:03:56 > 0:03:58gay sportspeople to the naked eye,

0:03:58 > 0:04:00and there must be more,

0:04:00 > 0:04:01but these brave people

0:04:01 > 0:04:02have all made that public.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03So, well done.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04You get the bonus point.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Which question would you like?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08I am under duress to say Two Reeds.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Two Reeds, OK.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Let's see if you have anyone to blame or praise after this.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14First clue coming up now.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- It's a film... - Also a book.- It was a book before...

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Next, please.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Cathedral.- Cathedral...

0:04:26 > 0:04:27I...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29HE WHISPERS

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- I really don't know. - Shall we get another one?

0:04:31 > 0:04:32We're not going to get it from this.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Next, please.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Slade... Oh...- It's an art college.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38- They're not prisons, are they?- Yeah.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Fictional prisons.- I don't know...

0:04:40 > 0:04:41There is a prison in Cold Mountain,

0:04:41 > 0:04:43but Slade is Porridge, isn't it?

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Slade is Porridge.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- I think that's worth a go. - Next, please.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Yep.- Yes.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52We think they are fictional prisons.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53You think rightly.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54You could have come in

0:04:54 > 0:04:56after three clues. They are fictional prisons.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57What are the fictions?

0:04:57 > 0:04:58I know the last one

0:04:58 > 0:05:00is obviously Harry Potter.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- Slade was Porridge.- That's right.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04- I'm not sure of the other two.- No.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Is Cold Mountain from Cold Mountain?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08No. It's in the film The Green Mile.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Oh!- OK.- The Cold Mountain correctional facility.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12And Lichfield is in

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Orange Is The New Black.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15- Oh, OK.- Right.- Well done -

0:05:15 > 0:05:17all fictional prisons. Channel Islanders,

0:05:17 > 0:05:18back to you for a choice.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Lion, please.- Lion.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22What is the connection between these clues?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Here's the first.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27I don't know. No idea.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29THEY WHISPER

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Next, please.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Must be something to do with security. Security.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Mm.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41THEY CONFER

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Next, please.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Oh...

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Appears on money...

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Next, please.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Was going to say a banknote, but...

0:05:57 > 0:06:00THEY WHISPER

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Three seconds.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04They appear on the new £20 note?

0:06:04 > 0:06:05They do not all appear

0:06:05 > 0:06:06on the new £20 note.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07So, Korfballers,

0:06:07 > 0:06:09you have another bonus chance.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Ways of making documents secure.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Or...stamps...- Security devices.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16In a way, yes, but that's not

0:06:16 > 0:06:18specific enough for a bonus point.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19If it were your question,

0:06:19 > 0:06:21I might have asked you to tell me more.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25It's, very specifically, things that feature on the new UK passport.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Oh!- It would be lovely if banknotes

0:06:27 > 0:06:29did contain an image of the holder.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30The Queen on one side

0:06:30 > 0:06:32and your own self on the other.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Might be a bit expensive to produce is the only thing.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39But, yes, the perforated number, three-dimensional waterworks,

0:06:39 > 0:06:40that image of Ada Lovelace

0:06:40 > 0:06:42and the sculptor Anish Kapoor,

0:06:42 > 0:06:46that's a drawing on one of the pages to make it harder to copy.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48So, no bonus, Korfballers, but you may choose a question.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50I'd like the Twisted Flax, please.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Then you may have the Twisted Flax.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53And it will be a musical question.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55You'll be hearing your clues, what connects them.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Here's the first.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01# This is England on a winter's afternoon

0:07:01 > 0:07:02# And there's no sun... #

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Next, please.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05# Getting late

0:07:05 > 0:07:07- # I'm making my way over... # - That's Rihanna.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09# I'm making my way over to my favourite place... #

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Don't Stop The Music. Next, please.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13# Whoo! #

0:07:13 > 0:07:14OK, "Don't Stop"...

0:07:14 > 0:07:16THEY CONFER

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Don't Stop.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Well, I have to, you pressed the buzzer. So...

0:07:22 > 0:07:24That is indeed the answer.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Very well done.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27You didn't need to hear the last clue,

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Don't Stop Moving by S Club 7,

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- we would have heard.- Oh, shame(!)

0:07:30 > 0:07:31What did we hear?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33We had Rihanna,

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Don't Stop The Music.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Michael Jackson,

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Don't Stop Till You Get Enough.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39And something I didn't recognise.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40The Alan Price Set,

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Don't Stop The Carnival.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Oh!- Don't Stop applied to the titles

0:07:44 > 0:07:45of all of those pieces of music.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Very well done. Channel Islanders,

0:07:47 > 0:07:49what would you like?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Water, please. - OK, the Water question.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52These are going to be picture clues.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Something connects them. What is it?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Here's the first.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Next, please.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07THEY WHISPER

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Next.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Oh, that's... That's, um...

0:08:14 > 0:08:15I don't know.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, isn't it?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21SHE WHISPERS

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Next, please.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- That's Carrie. - THEY WHISPER

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Three seconds.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34THEY WHISPER

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Um...Carrie, I don't know.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Not the connection, I'm afraid.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40So, Korfballers,

0:08:40 > 0:08:41another bonus chance.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43We are looking at Samantha

0:08:43 > 0:08:44from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue,

0:08:44 > 0:08:47who is very beautiful...

0:08:47 > 0:08:50but not physically, because I think she's only pretend.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51VICTORIA LAUGHS

0:08:51 > 0:08:53SHE COUGHS

0:08:53 > 0:08:55I'm sorry, there was interference on the line.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57In that image of Samantha, she's not there.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59She's obviously perhaps just popped out

0:08:59 > 0:09:00- for an ice cream and was busy... - Clearly.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02..licking the nuts off a large Neapolitan.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Something like that. Not available

0:09:04 > 0:09:05when the picture was taken,

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- but that is the chair of Samantha... - And that's Carrie.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10- We think possibly splattered in blood.- And Carrie.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- So, Carrie and Samantha.- Mm-hm.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Oh, oh...

0:09:13 > 0:09:14It's too late now,

0:09:14 > 0:09:16but you can tell me if you like.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Carrie and Samantha,

0:09:17 > 0:09:20the second image is Charlotte, North Carolina.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22The first one, illustrations from the Tempest.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24That is Miranda, the daughter of Prospero.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha, Carrie -

0:09:26 > 0:09:28characters from Sex And The City.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Saw it too late.- I am ashamed.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33I'm quite glad I didn't get that.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Well, you have got another chance to score some points this round

0:09:36 > 0:09:38- with the final question - the Horned Viper.- Excellent.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40What is the connection between these clues?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Here's the first.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Character in a song.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Next?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Next, please.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Delilah. She is also a character in a song.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52But is that the point?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54It seems a little bit...

0:09:54 > 0:09:55"Why, Why, Why"?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Maybe Tom Jones. - Let's have another one.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Next, please.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Rebecca.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04The eponymous heroines of something.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Or biblical - Rebecca, downfall of a man.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Er, yeah... And Rebecca is...

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Next one?- Yeah.- Next, please.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Weekend At Bernie's, oh, Lord.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Three seconds.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Is it something about pretending to be dead?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Tell me something else.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Not to be dead.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32- Niall, please.- Making someone who is dead appear alive.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34That is not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35So, Channel Islanders,

0:10:35 > 0:10:37your last chance for points this round.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39You can have a bonus if you tell me the connection.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43So, their eponymous character is dead.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44The title character is dead.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47In Weekend At Bernie's, there is a corpse

0:10:47 > 0:10:48that they pretend is alive.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51In the others - Rebecca, that's the Daphne Du Maurier novel.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53She is just dead, you never see her.

0:10:53 > 0:10:54Delilah, the Tom Jones song,

0:10:54 > 0:10:56it's about how he killed his lover.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Annabel Lee is

0:10:58 > 0:10:59an Edgar Allan Poe poem

0:10:59 > 0:11:01about someone who has been buried.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03At the end of Round One,

0:11:03 > 0:11:05the Channel Islanders have one point.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07The Korfballers have four.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11On to Round Two, the Sequences round.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13This time, there are still four connected clues,

0:11:13 > 0:11:15but the fourth one is hidden.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17The teams have to tell me what it is.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Channel Islanders, you'll be going first again.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Please choose a hieroglyph.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23- Whatever.- Two Reeds, please.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26OK, the first in a series is coming up.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27What would you expect to come forth?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Time starts now.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32THEY CONFER

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Next, please.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38THEY WHISPER

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Next, please.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Dong.- That's Vietnam - so, what's next?

0:11:50 > 0:11:51What's the sequence, then?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53China, is it?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Is it China? Yeah?- I think so.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Yuan.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Is the right answer for two points.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- And why is that? - So, they are currencies.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05And we think they are going geographically...

0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Towards China.- West to east.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09That's right, west to east towards China.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11They are the currencies of Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam,

0:12:11 > 0:12:12and the last would be

0:12:12 > 0:12:14the currency of China itself, Yuan.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Well done.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Korfballers, what would you like?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19- The Lion, please.- The Lion.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21What would you expect to come fourth in this sequence?

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Here's the first.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26Next, please.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Quantity of fighters... What number?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Quantity of fights is five, quantity of fighters is four...- Oh...

0:12:35 > 0:12:37One, two, three...

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Is it going to be something like one more...

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Like boxing. - Isn't it going to be less?

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Next, please.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Cessation of fighting, three...

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Um...

0:12:50 > 0:12:52I'd say that is like crossword clues...

0:12:52 > 0:12:54So, there's...

0:12:54 > 0:12:56No, they're not.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59So, are they words in boxing?

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Three seconds.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05- OK, I have an idea.- Say it.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Say it.- So...

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Fall Of Fighter: 2.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Colon 2.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Why would that be?

0:13:13 > 0:13:15I'm guessing, quite wildly, that these are boxing terms.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19- And the first one has five letters, four letters, three letters.- I see.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20No, that's very clever.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21And I'm marking it down mentally

0:13:21 > 0:13:24as a possible future question, but no.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26There are no terms where that number of letters that would apply.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Channel Islanders,

0:13:27 > 0:13:29would you like a bonus point?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Well, I suppose you would. But can you have one?

0:13:31 > 0:13:33- We'd like to try. - I think it's from Fight Club.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35The film and the book Fight Club, by Palahniuk,

0:13:35 > 0:13:38and I think it is that everyone must fight on the first occasion.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Unlucky, because you are absolutely right about the sequence,

0:13:41 > 0:13:43but not what comes fourth.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Which would be Secrecy: 2.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46It's not the quantity of fights: 5,

0:13:46 > 0:13:48in the sense there are five fights,

0:13:48 > 0:13:50- it's the rule number.- Yes.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52So, rule five of Fight Club,

0:13:52 > 0:13:53there must be only one fight at once.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Rule four, there must be no more than two fighters.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Rule three, the fight will stop

0:13:58 > 0:14:00if somebody shouts stop

0:14:00 > 0:14:01or they pass out.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03And rule two, you do not talk about Fight Club.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05And rule one, you do not talk about Fight Club.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07So, well done for spotting

0:14:07 > 0:14:08the connection there, Sean.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09But not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Nevertheless,

0:14:10 > 0:14:12you may have your own question.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Twisted Flax, please.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15The Twisted Flax. These are picture clues.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17What would you expect to see in the fourth picture?

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Here's the first.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Next, please.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26That's John Hannah.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28THEY WHISPER

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Next, please.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Hannah Gordon...

0:14:34 > 0:14:35Gordon Burns.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39- Gordon anybody.- Gordon Brown.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Would be an acceptable answer.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42We've actually got his furry friend,

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Gordon The Gopher.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46But Gordon Brown is equally acceptable - why?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49So, the names are progressing.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50So, Elton John. John Hannah.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Hannah Gordon. Gordon the Gopher.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53That's exactly right.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55It's just overlapping names.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56Well spotted.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Back to you, Korfballers, for a question.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00I'm going to go rogue

0:15:00 > 0:15:02and say Eye of Horus again, please.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Out on a limb, there, with the Eye of Horus.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Let's see if you live to regret it.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07First in a sequence coming up.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09What's fourth? The time starts now.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Kings...

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Looks like the king's men...

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Next, please.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Kings dead...- Dead kings...

0:15:20 > 0:15:21Left the building...

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Things that are longer.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25The King is dead...

0:15:25 > 0:15:26Next, please.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Oh...

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Is it Robert Zimmerman?

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Yes, Bob Dylan.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Oh, yes...

0:15:34 > 0:15:35But Elvis wasn't...

0:15:35 > 0:15:37THEY WHISPER

0:15:41 > 0:15:43No. Kings...

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Oh...

0:15:46 > 0:15:47Three seconds.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Jones, with a line through it.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Not the answer, I'm afraid,

0:15:53 > 0:15:55so your chance for a bonus,

0:15:55 > 0:15:56Islanders.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57- Mm...- Just try Dylan.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Dylan, not crossed out.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01- You're thinking about the same sort of thing.- Yeah.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03People having changed their names. But, no.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05It's something you'll know or you won't.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07It's one of those, because it's a song.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08It's the John Lennon song, God.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10It's the things he doesn't believe in.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12"I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis,

0:16:12 > 0:16:15"I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in the Beatles."

0:16:15 > 0:16:16That's what would come there.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18So, no bonus point for you, Channel Islands,

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- but you may choose a question. - Water, please.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Water. What is the fourth in the sequence?

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Here's the first.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Next, please.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Next.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Oh, um...

0:16:36 > 0:16:37So, it's either...

0:16:37 > 0:16:39THEY WHISPER

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Lilibet.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Is the right answer. Well done.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48And why is that?

0:16:48 > 0:16:52So, they're pet names or nicknames of sequential monarchs.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53That's absolutely right.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55They are the family names

0:16:55 > 0:16:56of George V,

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Edward VIII, George VI

0:16:58 > 0:17:00and Queen Elizabeth II,

0:17:00 > 0:17:01as they were known at home.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02That leaves one question,

0:17:02 > 0:17:05the Horned Viper, that will go to you, Korfballers.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06What comes fourth in the sequence?

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Here's the first.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Next, please.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16So, that's Bolivia.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20La Paz is very high.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Yeah...

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Buenos Aires is quite... - Next, please.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28That's not a capital.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Oh... Could they be, like, millions of population?

0:17:31 > 0:17:32THEY WHISPER

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Oh, heck.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Order of foundation... No.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41Los Angeles or something with six?

0:17:41 > 0:17:43As having the number of airports, it could be?

0:17:43 > 0:17:44La Paz is tiny, though.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Three seconds.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Shanghai, six.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52I'm afraid that does not work

0:17:52 > 0:17:53in our sequence.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54So, Channel Islanders,

0:17:54 > 0:17:56last chance for a bonus point.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58We're going to try New Orleans and six.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00That would be an acceptable answer.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01We've actually got

0:18:01 > 0:18:02the Galapagos Islands and six,

0:18:02 > 0:18:03but New Orleans would work.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- And why?- We're... Yeah, Sean.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08We think it's hours

0:18:08 > 0:18:10behind London time.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12That's right. It's time difference from the UK.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Going west.- From Greenwich Meantime.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16And it's just the sequence.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17It's just numbers, actually.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Three hours difference, Buenos Aires, four, La Paz,

0:18:20 > 0:18:22five, New York and somewhere that was six hours

0:18:22 > 0:18:23time difference from the UK -

0:18:23 > 0:18:25New Orleans, that would apply.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26So, well done.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28That means, at the end of Round Two,

0:18:28 > 0:18:30the Korfballers have four points,

0:18:30 > 0:18:32the Channel Islanders have eight.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36On now to the horrors of the Connecting Wall -

0:18:36 > 0:18:38and you'll be going first this time, Korfballers.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41You've got the choice, Lion or Water?

0:18:41 > 0:18:43We'll have the Water Wall please, Victoria.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45The Water Wall. You have two and a half minutes to solve it,

0:18:45 > 0:18:47starting now.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50OK, colleges...

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Balliol or Scottish monarchs...

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Corpus Christi.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Those...

0:18:55 > 0:18:57- Exeter.- Yeah, Regent's Park, as well.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Cities in Texas.

0:18:59 > 0:19:00Austin, Dallas, Amarillo.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Houston.- Yeah.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04There must be another one.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Corpus Christi.- Corpus Christi.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Brilliant. OK...

0:19:10 > 0:19:11Oh, do we want to...?

0:19:12 > 0:19:14- Hang on...- Merton. Yes, there is one.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Let's give this answer before we have to go and guess them all.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19- Yes.- We have a limited three lives.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23OK.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Three strikes and you're out, now.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Mm... British Lion.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32Eastern Standard Time, or something.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34We have... Mm...

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Ripley in Alien.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43Oh, and there's also The Fantastic Mr Ripley.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Talented Mr Ripley. - Talented Mr Ripley.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Mr... Mr...Lambert.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Mr Lambert, is he...?

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Daniel Lambert is the fattest man in...um...

0:19:52 > 0:19:54There are British Lions.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Mountain Range. Mountain Ash.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Mountain Lion. Mountain Bike.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Oh, yes.- Yeah? Shall we try it?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Yes, just put three in. Hold on.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03And then...

0:20:03 > 0:20:05What is this Standard Time?

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- I was thinking standard... - It could be Mountain Standard Time.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10I think we should try it, because we then have time to do it again

0:20:10 > 0:20:11if it's Mountain Range.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13BUZZ Two goes now.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14So, shall we just do this again and do Range,

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- or do you want to wait and think about the others?- Whoa...

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Let's think about the others. Otherwise we'll only get one go.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21You've got 30 seconds.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Ripley... No.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Agent? Agents?

0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Agent something.- Let's try that.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29- BUZZ One more go.- Agh!

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- OK, so, leave out... - Maybe leave out ash.- Leave out ash.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Yeah, happy?- Yeah. Try it.- Bit of a guess.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37That's it, you solved the wall.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Very well done. And what about the points for the connections?

0:20:40 > 0:20:44The first group, Houston or Houston, Amarillo, Austin, Corpus Christi.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46All places in Texas.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Towns in Texas.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50And the second, green group, starting Exeter.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52They are all Oxford colleges.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55They are colleges of Oxford University.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59And the third group, Bike, Lion, Range, Standard Time.

0:20:59 > 0:21:04We think that those can all be preceded by Mountain.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07They can. And, yes, a time zone between Pacific and Central,

0:21:07 > 0:21:09the Mountain Standard Time, that is.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Somewhere around the Rockies. - They can all follow Mountain.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14And the last, turquoise group, starting Ash.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Characters in Alien?

0:21:17 > 0:21:18They are all characters in Alien.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Excellent. - So, you found all the groups

0:21:21 > 0:21:22and you got all the connections.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25- So, I can give you the maximum of 10 points.- Thank you very much.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28The Lion Wall remains. We'll be giving that to the Channel Islanders.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Very similar principle.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Can they sort it out into four connected groups of four?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35You have two and a half minutes, Channel Islanders,

0:21:35 > 0:21:37to solve the Lion Wall...

0:21:37 > 0:21:38starting now.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45- So, OK, that's... - That's a type of orange...

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Jaffa...

0:21:47 > 0:21:50- BUZZ - OK, so, what's the others, then?

0:21:50 > 0:21:51Oh, blood.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54- BUZZ - So, they're oranges.

0:21:54 > 0:21:55I've done that one, haven't I?

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- BUZZ - You keep looking while I do this.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Santander, Alicante...

0:22:02 > 0:22:06OK, so... Sword of Damascus.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Cadiz...

0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Hm...- Spanish ports. Cadiz, Santander...

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Barcelona.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Alicante.- What's X Pro II? - I don't know.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- OK, so... - Three strikes and you're out, now.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Plenty of time.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Valencia.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- So, we've got Toaster...- Jaffa...

0:22:27 > 0:22:28- Lion's.- Lion's Mane?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Lion's Den.- Lion's Den.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32- Sword...- X Pro II, I know nothing about.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- It sounds like it should be a game, or something.- Dung.- Dung Heap.

0:22:35 > 0:22:36Is there a Damascus cake?

0:22:36 > 0:22:38- No...- No.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Dung...

0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Orange...- 1977 is a

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Golden Jubilee year, it's...

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Virginia Wade won...

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Toaster. What could Toaster be?

0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Damascus. Road To.- Road To Damascus.

0:22:53 > 0:22:54Road To.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Road To Toaster?!- Lion's den.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58This apostrophe S, it's got to be something -

0:22:58 > 0:23:00- Lion's something.- Lion's Mane,

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Lion's...

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Is there a brand, Lion's something?

0:23:04 > 0:23:08- I don't know.- Lyon's Cakes. - That's with a Y.- There's a Y.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11So, X Pro II. I think that must be some sort of computer.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Surely, that's got to go with that somehow.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Maybe...- These are places in...

0:23:17 > 0:23:19One, two, three are all places.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22- Do you want me to take those? - But what else can you put them with?

0:23:23 > 0:23:24I think...that.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26That is some kind of computer.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28Just go for something.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31See what we can get, if we can get a connection. Try it.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33BUZZ You've got 30 seconds to go.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Well, let's go for your one, then.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- And put something else in. - I don't know, what do you think?

0:23:40 > 0:23:42- BUZZ - Ugh! Oh, dear.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44This is not good, is it?

0:23:45 > 0:23:47I can't see...

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Dung.. I can't think of anything.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52- Dung. Dung heap.- Ten seconds... BUZZ

0:23:52 > 0:23:56..but that's it. That was your third strike and the Wall has frozen.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Can you tell me the connections in that first, blue group?

0:23:59 > 0:24:02They're all types of orange.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Simply types of orange, that's right.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05And the green group -

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Cadiz, Santander, Alicante, Barcelona.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08All Spanish ports.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10All Spanish ports. And you can get points for the connections

0:24:10 > 0:24:12in the groups you didn't find.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13So, let's resolve the wall.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15That's how it should have been.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Lion's, Damascus, Dung, Jaffa.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Um...

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Cake.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22Cake, did you say?

0:24:22 > 0:24:23Cake.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25I was just checking you didn't say "gate",

0:24:25 > 0:24:26which is, I'm afraid the answer.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28They are not cakes, they are gates

0:24:28 > 0:24:29in the wall of Jerusalem.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Jerusalem wall gates.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33And the last group -

0:24:33 > 0:24:38- 1977, Toaster, Valencia, X Pro II. - It was a weird one...

0:24:38 > 0:24:39No number on it.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Early computers.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Let me tell you, if I hadn't looked at the answer,

0:24:43 > 0:24:47I could stand with your team for 47 years and not get this.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49They are filters on Instagram.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Oh.- So, I don't blame you for not getting that.- Shame.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53But you do get four points

0:24:53 > 0:24:54for the groups and connections you found.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Let's have a look at the scores going into the final round.

0:24:58 > 0:25:03The Channel Islanders have 12 points, the Korfballers have 14.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06So, tonight's game will be decided in Round Four,

0:25:06 > 0:25:08the Missing Vowels round.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11But remember, this is the final heat in this half of the draw.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13There are 12 more teams to come,

0:25:13 > 0:25:17but tonight we will decide not just who goes through to Round Two,

0:25:17 > 0:25:20but who is the highest scoring second-place finisher.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23We've got that to play for, as well.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26So, buzz with care, teams. Fingers on the buzzers, please.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29I can tell you that the first group are all...

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Korfballers.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37- Count Dracula.- Correct.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Korfballers.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44- Viscount Greystoke.- Correct.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Korfballers.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50- The Count Of Monte Cristo.- Correct.

0:25:52 > 0:25:53Korfballers.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54Baron Greenback.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Good round. Next category...

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Islanders.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03- Cruise.- Correct.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06Korfballers.

0:26:06 > 0:26:07- News.- Correct.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11Islanders.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12- Zoo.- Zoo.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14That just doesn't rhyme with clues, I'm afraid.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16I can't take it. Korfballers.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17- Ooze.- Ooze is the word.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18Next clue.

0:26:20 > 0:26:21Korfballers.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Cock-a-doodle-doos.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Correct. Next category. Things where...

0:26:28 > 0:26:29Islanders.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Strikes in baseball.- Correct.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Korfballers.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37- Handicap in golf.- Correct.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42Korfballers.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Points on a driving licence.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Correct.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49Korfballers.

0:26:49 > 0:26:50- Complaints to Ofcom.- I'll say.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Next category, types of...

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Korfballers.

0:26:56 > 0:26:57Health.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Correct.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01Islanders.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03END OF ROUND JINGLE

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Too late to give me the answer,

0:27:06 > 0:27:07which would be public liability,

0:27:07 > 0:27:09because the bell has gone

0:27:09 > 0:27:10for the end of the quiz.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13And I can tell you that after a very impressive Round Four,

0:27:13 > 0:27:17the winners, and through to Round Two with 25 points,

0:27:17 > 0:27:19are the Korfballers. APPLAUSE

0:27:19 > 0:27:23Finishing in second place with a creditable 13 points,

0:27:23 > 0:27:24the Channel Islanders.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Now, Channel Islanders, this is the last of our heats

0:27:28 > 0:27:32and I can tell you that, with 13 points, you are...

0:27:32 > 0:27:33equal in score

0:27:33 > 0:27:38with our previous highest scoring second-place finishers.

0:27:38 > 0:27:43So, I'm now going to look at the combined Round One and Two scores.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46I can tell you that the other people scored in Rounds One and Two

0:27:46 > 0:27:48a combined total of four. You scored eight.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50You're still in the competition.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53By virtue of those early rounds. APPLAUSE

0:27:53 > 0:27:56- Very well done.- Thank you. - Not through to Round Two, of course.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58You must play another game to get there -

0:27:58 > 0:28:00but you still have a chance.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01Utterly baffling.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03You thought the questions were difficult.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06Just try getting your head around the structure.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Still, if you can face it,

0:28:08 > 0:28:10join me again next week for another episode

0:28:10 > 0:28:13of the show that produces more head-scratching

0:28:13 > 0:28:16than Mongolian super nits. And I should know.

0:28:16 > 0:28:17Goodbye.