0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello and welcome to Only Connect.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26We're like the 14th century Scots King Robert the Bruce -
0:00:26 > 0:00:29If at first you don't succeed, try again.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Once. And if you don't succeed that time, you're out.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Please go to the dressing room, collect your things
0:00:34 > 0:00:36and leave immediately.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Joining me for the second time this evening are -
0:00:40 > 0:00:42on my right, Charlie Cook,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45a sciences graduate who collects foreign-language versions
0:00:45 > 0:00:47of popular records,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Tim Hepworth, an IT consultant who went door-to-door
0:00:50 > 0:00:54selling peach lemonade to celebrate the wedding of Charles and Diana,
0:00:54 > 0:00:56and their captain, Sue Barnard,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58a linguist and keen genealogist
0:00:58 > 0:01:02who once narrowly avoided running over Barry Cryer.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04United by a love of literature,
0:01:04 > 0:01:05they are the Bardophiles.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Now, Sue, you lost your opening heat against the Tubers,
0:01:08 > 0:01:10but you've come back as one of our
0:01:10 > 0:01:12highest-scoring second place finishers.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15How have you been preparing for this second attempt?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Well, one thing that let us down last time
0:01:17 > 0:01:19was our woefully inadequate knowledge of brands of gin.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22So, in the meantime, we've been doing a fair amount of research.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26I thought someone had been in my dressing room.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Well, good luck. You are facing, this time, on my left -
0:01:29 > 0:01:34Dean Reilly, a maths graduate who ate the world's best cheese toastie
0:01:34 > 0:01:36at a Californian National Park,
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Simon Gibbons, an astrophysicist
0:01:38 > 0:01:42who studies the dark-matter halo of the Milky Way and has
0:01:42 > 0:01:44a Welsh middle name,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47and their captain, Mickey Alexander, a medical student
0:01:47 > 0:01:51who was once punched by a Gallagher brother in what he hoped
0:01:51 > 0:01:52was a friendly gesture.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54United by a love of liquor,
0:01:54 > 0:01:55they are the Taverners.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59More drinkers. You lost your opening heat against the Cosmopolitans,
0:01:59 > 0:02:01but you're also one of our highest-scoring...
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Well, I don't want to say losers. Second-place finishers.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06And what have you been doing in advance of this match?
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Well, we failed to recognise Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys,
0:02:10 > 0:02:12which screwed us up on the Doctor Who questions.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14We have been watching a lot of Doctor Who,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16listening to the Pet Shop Boys,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18and checking out a few of the Cardiff pubs as well.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Is there any other show where people could say,
0:02:20 > 0:02:22"I didn't recognise Neil Tennant,
0:02:22 > 0:02:24"which screwed us up on the Doctor Who question"?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27People won't know what that means. So random, though.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Yes, we have a new structure this year.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31You may be struggling to follow. It used to be that
0:02:31 > 0:02:34everyone got two goes. Now, one half of the draw
0:02:34 > 0:02:37has a lucky losers phase and then there's another half of the draw.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Don't worry, it's about to get a lot simpler.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42We've got a diagram to show you how it works.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44This is it. LAUGHTER
0:02:44 > 0:02:48So, tonight's teams started here.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51A1 and B1. Had they won, they'd have followed those arrows there.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Instead, they sort of fly over here, to what I think is game G.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Somebody goes here.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59We should have drawn on a bus station what happens to the losers.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01But if you just have a look at that,
0:03:01 > 0:03:05you'll see that's how the competition now works.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Fortunately, the rules of Round One remain the same.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11What is the connection between four apparently random clues?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Taverners, you won the toss, you'll be going first.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I think we're going to go for the Two Reeds, please.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20The Two Reeds will be the first question of the match
0:03:20 > 0:03:23that determines who goes on to Round Two.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Anything in particular, gentlemen? - Hm, well.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35I think another one.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Next.
0:03:37 > 0:03:402/7 Turkey.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42OK. So, it's not the G-7...
0:03:42 > 0:03:44It's not the G-7, no.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Is there an Arab or Asian bloc of countries?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Shall we have the...?- Yeah.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Next.
0:03:54 > 0:03:562/7 Egypt. Is it a words thing?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Next.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Three seconds.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Any ideas?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- Not a clue. - We are going to say that...
0:04:11 > 0:04:14No more prepositions, please. What's your answer?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- No, don't have anything. No. - Don't have anything.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- OK, Bardophiles, possible bonus point for you.- Yes.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21It's where the Wonders of the World are located.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25There's one in Iraq, two in Turkey, two in Egypt and two in Greece.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26That is absolutely right.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27I mean, technically,
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I think there's one in Egypt and the
0:04:29 > 0:04:30rest are theoretical at the moment.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Yes, they're the wonders of the ancient world.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35The sites where they are reported to be.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Modern day locations where archaeologists believe
0:04:37 > 0:04:39that Wonders of the World would be. Very well done.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- And you may choose your own question.- The Horned Viper, please.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Horned Viper. What connects these clues? Here's the first.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50TV.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Yeah.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Next, please.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Leeds Castle is in Kent, yes.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- A dog collar is worn by the clergy. - Third one?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Next, please.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Ah, museums.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- The Lawnmower Museum.- Oh, right.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- I think it's...- Do you want to say, Tim, or do you want me to?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- All right.- We think it's museums.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Yes, these are museums devoted to
0:05:24 > 0:05:25those particular subjects.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27There is a Barbed Wire museum
0:05:27 > 0:05:29in La Crosse in Kansas.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30It has 2,400 varieties of
0:05:30 > 0:05:32barbed wire.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33That would be nice for a holiday.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35And the Pencil Museum in Keswick.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Our question editor has been there.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37He went to see the longest
0:05:37 > 0:05:39coloured pencil in the world.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- I've seen it from the outside. - He went alone.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42He goes most places alone.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I have a feeling it was closed at the time.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45They close it when our
0:05:45 > 0:05:46question editor's going in.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48You know, like when Michael Jackson
0:05:48 > 0:05:50used to go round Harrods.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51There's that guy from Only Connect.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Close the Pencil Museum.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Prepare the pencils.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Taverners, what would you like?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59We'll go for Twisted Flax, please.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Twisted Flax. Ah. It's the music question.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04What connects these musical clues? Here's the first.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09# In the heat of the day down in Mobile Alabama... #
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- It's Chuck Berry.- Chuck Berry. - Yeah.- Yeah.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Next.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18# When we finally kiss goodnight
0:06:18 > 0:06:20# How I'll hate going out in the storm... #
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Going out in the storm.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28It's Let It Snow.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Yeah, it's that, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Next.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36# Yeah, yeah, oh... #
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- I don't know what this is. Do you want the next one?- Yeah.- Next.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- # The snow glows white... # - Snow.- Yeah.- Snow.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44We're going to say snow.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I'm afraid that is not the connection between all four clues.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49So I'm going to throw it over
0:06:49 > 0:06:51to the Bardophiles
0:06:51 > 0:06:52for a possible bonus.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Ice and snow. Frozen.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Do you think if it was ice and snow
0:06:56 > 0:06:57I would have not given it to
0:06:57 > 0:06:58the other team when they said snow?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I would hope you would have given them the benefit of the doubt.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05That would have been very cruel. No, you did hear Let It Go from Frozen
0:07:05 > 0:07:07and Let It Snow from Dean Martin.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10The other ones, though, Let It Be,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13and Let It Rock, Chuck Berry.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16It's just the titles. Let It Be. That was Ferry Aid.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19It was a cover after the Zeebrugge Ferry disaster.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21That's not about ice and snow.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23And Let It Rock, I don't think was
0:07:23 > 0:07:26about that particular sort of rock.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27So no points there.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30But, Bardophiles, you may choose a question.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Eye of Horus, please. - The Eye of Horus.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36What is the connection between these clues? Here is the first.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Is there any other...?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Next, please.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Alsatian.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Well, obviously it's a dog and it's a region.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Yes. Next?- Next.- Next, please.
0:07:51 > 0:07:56- Liberty cabbage? - Named after something.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Betjeman couldn't have been named after something, could he?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Next, please.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Windsor.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- There's Windsor soup. Windsor knot. - Windsor Castle.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Three seconds.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Castles?
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Taverners, do you want to have a go
0:08:20 > 0:08:21for a bonus point?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Yes, I believe they are things that were re-named
0:08:23 > 0:08:25to avoid association with Germany.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27That is exactly right.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Talk me through those clues.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31So, I'm assuming John Betjeman's family name
0:08:31 > 0:08:34is something more Germanic-sounding, I don't know.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- It's Betjeman, but it had another N. - Oh. OK. So German, yeah.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Alsatians were German shepherds. - Mm-hm.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Liberty cabbage is sauerkraut. - That's right.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- And Windsor was Saxe-Coburg Gotha. - That's absolutely right.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48They all changed or had their names
0:08:48 > 0:08:50changed during the First World War
0:08:50 > 0:08:52to avoid associations with Germany.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Well done, you get a bonus point and the choice of a question.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Dean?- Water Wall?- You may have the Water Wall later in the programme,
0:08:58 > 0:09:02but for now the Water question. These are going to be picture clues.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04What connects them? Here's the first.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- OK, that's Rodney.- Yeah.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Next.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Phil.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16I can't remember his name.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Next?- Yeah. Next.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20He's a commentator, isn't he?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Yeah.- Is that Dickie Bird? - No, that's not Dickie Bird.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26He is a commentator. I think we're going to need the last one.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Next.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31That's very much the wrong era for us, isn't it?
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- This is so...- Is that what's-he-called from Fun House?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- So... Related to pigs?- Trotter?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Then why wouldn't it be both of them?
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- That's true. - We're going to say the link is...
0:09:48 > 0:09:50..pigs.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54And why would that be?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Well, we've got Rodney Trotter.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58And then a bunch of people.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Pat Sharp! Is that Pat Sharp?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I love you.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03You don't know who any of these people are, do you?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Pat Sharp?!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07It's not Pat Sharp. Bardophiles,
0:10:07 > 0:10:08would you like to have a go?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Yeah, we think it is that they all have diminutives that end -ers.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16So, Rodders, Tuffers, Johnners and Cheggers.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18They all use what is called by
0:10:18 > 0:10:20slang lexicographers the Oxford -ers
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Because it started
0:10:21 > 0:10:23among Oxford undergraduates.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Oh, is that what it's called?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26So you'd be sort of Reillers and Gibbers.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Yes, Rodders, Tuffers,
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Johnners and Cheggers.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Well, you get the bonus point, Bardophiles,
0:10:31 > 0:10:32and you get the last question
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- of the round. The Lion question.- OK.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37What is the connection between these clues? Here is the first.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- I don't know who that is. - I recognise the name.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Next, please. Griff Rhys Jones.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51He came in late on Not The Nine O'Clock News.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Next, please.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I do know Carl Reiner, I just can't think who it is.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Do you want the last one?- Yeah, go for the last one.- Next, please.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Kim Appleby.- I think they are replacements.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14We think they are replacements for people who had to drop out
0:11:14 > 0:11:15of the original line-up.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18So, Taverners, do you want to have a go?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Yeah, I think they're all partnered with Mels.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23That is what it is. Tell me who
0:11:23 > 0:11:24you know from the line-up.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks used
0:11:26 > 0:11:28to do a lot of comedy together.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35And I'm not sure who Kim Appleby is.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Probably slightly before your time,
0:11:36 > 0:11:38that was a musical duo, Mel and Kim.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Funnily enough, they sang on
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Let It Be, the charity single
0:11:41 > 0:11:43we heard earlier.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45And that knocked their own hit, Respectable,
0:11:45 > 0:11:47off the number one spot.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49So, all form double acts with Mels.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51You get the bonus point.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54That means, at the end of Round One, the Taverners have two points
0:11:54 > 0:11:57and the Bardophiles have four.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Round Two is the sequences round.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04The teams need to tell me what comes forth in a sequence.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Taverners, you'll be going first again.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08So, which hieroglyph this time?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Can we have the Lion, please?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Yes, you can. OK, the first in the sequence is coming up.
0:12:14 > 0:12:19What would you expect to see in fourth place? Time starts now.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20OK, the border district.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24This is... Could it be Austria?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26It's not that at all.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Next.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30East Saxons?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32OK, so it is...
0:12:34 > 0:12:37They're the names of what the counties mean.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39The meanings of the name of the counties.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42I think we're going to need the third one to get it.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47- We need the third one.- Next. People of the South. So, Essex, Sussex.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49So...
0:12:49 > 0:12:52So, which way are we going?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54So, where do we think it will be?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Three seconds.- You think it's Kent?
0:12:57 > 0:13:01So... Well, I actually think it will be Norfolk.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04So let's go People Of The North.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Is the right answer. Very well done.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Tell me what we're looking at.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11So, I think they're the etymology of county names.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13That's right. Which counties?
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Suffolk is People of the South,
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Norfolk, People of the North,
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Essex presumably is East Saxons,
0:13:18 > 0:13:23which means the border district must have probably March...
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Kent.- Kent!
0:13:25 > 0:13:26- Well, there you go.- Yes.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28The Cantiaci people lived there.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30That would have been an easier clue,
0:13:30 > 0:13:32but People Of The North would be
0:13:32 > 0:13:33the fourth one, well done.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Bardophiles, what would you like?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Water, please.- Water.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40What would come forth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Next, please.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Any idea?- There's McConnell Street.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Next, please.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- Oh, OK.- In that case, it's...
0:14:05 > 0:14:07- Nicola Sturgeon?- Yeah.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Sturgeon?
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Is the right answer.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Very well done. What's this?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Leaders of the SNP.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17It's Scottish First Ministers.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- Scottish First Ministers.- Yeah.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Scottish First Ministers in chronological order.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23And Nicola Sturgeon would be fourth.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Nicola Sturgeon, last year,
0:14:25 > 0:14:26was given an impromptu
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Scottish Heritage quiz by the BBC.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30She was asked to identify
0:14:30 > 0:14:33the three Js associated with Dundee.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Let's hear them.- Jute?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- I just made something up.- No, I mean, it is! Jute is one of them.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Oh, is it? Oh! Well, there you go.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41- Used to make rope.- Jam?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Jam is another one. Don't worry, you're doing well.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46When they tried this on me, I guessed Jews and Jaffa Cakes.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Very wrong. Jute, jam and...?
0:14:48 > 0:14:49And...
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Jewellery? - Not jewellery, journalism.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Home of the Dundee Courier, of course.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55And DC Thompson, they're in Dundee, aren't they?
0:14:55 > 0:14:56I think the BBC should do
0:14:56 > 0:14:58more impromptu quizzes.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Just all the time.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00In the middle of other programmes.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Suddenly, in the news, quiz time!
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Very well done.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Sturgeon is the answer.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Back to you, Taverners, for a choice.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- So, I'll go for Eye of Horus, please.- The Eye of Horus.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14What will come forth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Go for a run. - Yeah, but it's before something.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21That's true.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- We're going to need another one. - Next.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28DU...?
0:15:28 > 0:15:33So it sounds like it's exercise advice.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- Maybe it's a song.- Need another one? - Yeah. Next.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Oh, so it's triathlon. So, to get the...
0:15:42 > 0:15:44What's the forth?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Quad... No, it would be a Tetra.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Tetra.- And what do you add for a Tetra?
0:15:54 > 0:15:58So, we're going to say Tetra...
0:15:58 > 0:16:00colon...
0:16:00 > 0:16:02You're already wrong, I'd just like
0:16:02 > 0:16:04to hear how you finish the sentence.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07OK. In which case, and also boxing.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I'm afraid that's not the right answer.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11So bonus chance for you, Bardophiles.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Well, the number is pedwar, we think, which is Welsh for four.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18But any thoughts on what the other bit might be?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Shoot?- Shoot.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I'm afraid that's not it either.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23It really is quad.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25It's quadrathlon.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27You're making a duathlon
0:16:27 > 0:16:29by adding cycling to a run.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30A triathlon to add swimming.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32And to make a quadrathlon,
0:16:32 > 0:16:33- you add kayaking.- Oh!- Right.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35That's what it would be.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37So no bonus point, Bardophiles,
0:16:37 > 0:16:38but you may choose a question.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- Oh, Horned Viper, please. - The Horned Viper.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43What would come forth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Next one?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Next, please.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58- Ah, changing names. - Has it changed its name again?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- It did, yeah.- Has it changed its name back and forth?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Yes, I think it has, actually.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06So do you think we should go...?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- Yeah, do you want to go for that, then?- Yeah.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- I'm happy to go for that. - Yeah.- I think it is.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Central African Republic.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19No, I'm afraid that's not the answer.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Never as strong a guess here
0:17:22 > 0:17:24as it is in other places.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25I'm going to show the third
0:17:25 > 0:17:26in the sequence to the Taverners
0:17:26 > 0:17:28for a possible bonus point.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Simon, name an African country, please.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Zimbabwe.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33No, it isn't.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34These three things we are looking at
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- are all the same country.- Yes, yeah.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38You know the answer would be now?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41It should be Democratic Republic of Congo again.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43No. It's Belgian Congo.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Currently this place is known as
0:17:45 > 0:17:47the Democratic Republic of the Congo,
0:17:47 > 0:17:48but we're going back in time.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Before then it was
0:17:50 > 0:17:51the Republic of Zaire.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Before then Democratic Republic of the Congo again.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Before that, Republic of the Congo,
0:17:55 > 0:17:57which is now a different country completely.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59And before that, Belgian Congo.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01No points for anyone there.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Taverners, you may choose a question.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- The Twisted Flax, please. - Twisted Flax.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09What will come forth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Zulu uniform. - Oh, ZU, infinity alphabet.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Yeah. I'm not sure what the next one is.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Yeah, so we'll need another one at least. Next.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21So, ME.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Oh, Zulu ends in U.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- Uniform.- And Mike ends in Echo.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37So, O would be Oscar Romeo.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- Then Oscar Romeo again.- Yeah.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Oscar Romeo.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Is the right answer. The next
0:18:44 > 0:18:46two clues are both Oscar Romeo.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Excellent. Very well done.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50What's going on in this question?
0:18:50 > 0:18:54So, they're native phonetic alphabet words
0:18:54 > 0:18:57and the end of the previous one gives you the next one.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59So Zulu ends in U, so you get uniform.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- Uniform ends in M, Mike. Echo. - That's right,
0:19:02 > 0:19:03you're picking up the last letter
0:19:03 > 0:19:05at the end of it and making the next
0:19:05 > 0:19:06NATO letter.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Well done, three points.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Bardophiles, you get the last question. The Two Reeds.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13These are going to be picture clues.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16What would you expect to see in the last picture? Here's the first.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22So, it's taramasalata. And an olive.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Next, please.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- Is that Bananarama?- Yes.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Next, please.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40That's the GCHQ.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- No, it's not. It's in Australia. - Oh, is it?- Panorama or something.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Panorama? A panorama?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I'm afraid that does not work
0:20:01 > 0:20:02in the sequence.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04So, Taverners, you've got the chance
0:20:04 > 0:20:05of a bonus point.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Banana.- I would take banana.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Or indeed Canada,
0:20:08 > 0:20:10which is what we chose.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12You're right, it is about the letters.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Every second letter is an A.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Taramasalata has six As.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18- Bananarama, five As.- Right.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Maracana, four As.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21So I want something where
0:20:21 > 0:20:22every second letter is an A
0:20:22 > 0:20:24and there are three of them.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25So Canada or banana.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Panorama, you've got a rogue O
0:20:27 > 0:20:28going on in the middle there.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30That's your problem.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32So, Taverners, you get the bonus point there.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34And that means that at the end of Round Two,
0:20:34 > 0:20:36the Bardophiles have six points,
0:20:36 > 0:20:38the Taverners have eight.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Time now for the Connecting Wall,
0:20:42 > 0:20:45and it's going to be the Bardophiles' turn to go first.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47So you have a choice - Lion or Water?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- Lion, please.- The Lion Wall. You have 2.5 minutes to solve it.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Starting now.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Computer type of thing.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- French. Dijon.- Yes.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Things to do with pigs. - Winnie the Pooh, potentially?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Piglet, Acorn, Hums.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09He liked that.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14BUZZ
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Honey?
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Honey, Acorn.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19BUZZ
0:21:21 > 0:21:22BUZZ
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Right. Does anybody know what T-slot is?
0:21:26 > 0:21:27I don't know, no.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Because I think it's...
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- Yes.- Might be valves.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Butterfly valve, a Flange.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Yes, could be. We've also got mustard.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Dijon mustard, French mustard.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42White mustard, I think.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45So, things that we wouldn't fit in
0:21:45 > 0:21:47so far is definitely Judas.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Air.- There might be an Air valve. - Oh, yes, that's true.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Beer.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58I've never heard of a Glasgow valve, but there may well be.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Judas and Beer. I'm going to start there.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Let's try our mustards.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05You've got a minute left.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09BUZZ
0:22:11 > 0:22:12BUZZ
0:22:13 > 0:22:14BUZZ
0:22:15 > 0:22:17BUZZ
0:22:17 > 0:22:18- BUZZ - OK, go for the mustards.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Try our mustards, then.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24BUZZ
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Right, OK.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Three strikes now and 30 seconds.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32So, go back to the valves.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- That's got to be a valve.- Yes.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Butterfly valve.- Yes. - Wing valve?- Yeah.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41BUZZ
0:22:45 > 0:22:46BUZZ
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Glasgow.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52That's it. You've had your goes and the wall has frozen.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54So, two points for the groups you found.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56And what about the connections?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59The first blue group, Condensed Milk, Honey, Piglet, Hums.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Winnie the Pooh.- All things that Winnie the Pooh likes.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04And the green group, starting Beer.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- Types of mustard. - Beer, White, French, Dijon mustards.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11And you could still get points for the connections of the groups you
0:23:11 > 0:23:13didn't find. So, let's resolve the wall. There you go.
0:23:13 > 0:23:18What about this next group? Flange, T-slot, Wing, Acorn.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21I think they're all valves. Different types of valves?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24You're close, but that's not it. Nuts. They're nuts in hardware.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27And the turquoise group, starting Glasgow.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Yeah, kisses.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31They are kisses. The Glasgow kiss - not the nicest sort.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33So, two points for the groups you found
0:23:33 > 0:23:36and three for the connections. That's a total of five.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38We're going to bring in the Taverners now
0:23:38 > 0:23:40and give them the other Connecting Wall, the Water Wall,
0:23:40 > 0:23:42and see what they can do about solving it.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Two and a half minutes, of course, to solve the Water Wall.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Starting now.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50All right. So, what have we got?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- We've got comedians. - We've got Gervais, Merchant...
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Yeah. Freeman. They're all involved with The Office, in fact.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- Captain Blood, Captain Haddock. - Captain Scarlet.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Captain Jack.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- BUZZ - There'll be a few others.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Captain America.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Yeah.- So, do you want to cycle those?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Otherwise, we have...
0:24:13 > 0:24:14BUZZ
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Phoebus, Phoebus.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19That's ringing a bell.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20- BUZZ - No, none of those?
0:24:20 > 0:24:24OK. Gervais, Freeman, Davis, possibly.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Merchant, do we think? - BUZZ
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Crook. Mackenzie Crook.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Yeah, OK.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32- So.- Bottle.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Bottle bank.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Merchant bank. Blood bank.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38- Memory bank?- Yes.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- OK.- Three strikes and you're out now.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43So we've got the captains, we think.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Captain Jack, maybe.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Ralph, Piggy, Phoebus.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- Piggy!- Piggy!- They're in that book.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Lord Of The Flies.- So, Ralph, Roger,
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Piggy and Jack are all in Lord Of The Flies.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58So, Captain Phoebus?
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- Let's assume he's a captain. - Let's go with him.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03You solved the wall.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Very well done. What about the connections?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Davis, Freeman, Crook, Gervais.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11So they're all involved in the making of The Office.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14They're all actors from comedy show The Office.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- The green group - Blood, Bottle, Merchant, Memory.- Banks.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20You can put bank after all of them.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Blood bank, Bottle bank, Merchant bank, Memory bank.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25And the next group - Ralph, Roger, Piggy, Jack.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27They are all in Lord Of The Flies.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31They are all in that book. Yes, that's absolutely right.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Well done. And the last turquoise group.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Scarlet, Haddock, America, Phoebus.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37They're all fictional captains.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40They're all captains. So, all the groups and all the connections.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42That is a maximum of ten points.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45That's have a look at the overall scores.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48The Bardophiles have 11 points, the Taverners have 18.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Time now for Round Four, the missing vowels round,
0:25:53 > 0:25:56where the teams have to identify the clues from which we have
0:25:56 > 0:25:58removed vowels and re-spaced consonants.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04I can tell you that the first group are all...
0:26:09 > 0:26:10- Taverners.- James Bond?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Correct.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Bardophiles.- Indiana Jones?
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Correct.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Bardophiles.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Babar.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27I'm afraid you'd need some Rs for that. Taverners, do you know?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Bob?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31No, it's Boo-Boo, the bear. Next clue.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Bardophiles.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Pinocchio.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Correct. Next category...
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Taverners.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia. - Well done.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50- Taverners.- Eyes Wide Shut.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Yes, it is.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- Bardophiles.- Cool Hand Luke.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Correct.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Taverners.- Nil By Mouth.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Correct. Next category...
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- Bardophiles.- Hercules The Lion.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11At Aston Villa, correct.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Taverners.- Zizi The Owl?
0:27:15 > 0:27:19I'm afraid not. No, you lose a point. Bardophiles, do you know?
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Ozzie The Owl.- Ozzie The Owl from Sheffield Wednesday.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Next clue.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- Bardophiles.- Scrumpy The Robin.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Correct, from Bristol City.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31END OF GAME JINGLE
0:27:32 > 0:27:34No time for another one
0:27:34 > 0:27:37because the bell has gone for the end of the quiz.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40And I can tell you that the winners, and through to Round Two
0:27:40 > 0:27:43with 21 points, are the Taverners.
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Very well done.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46And in second place, with 16 points,
0:27:46 > 0:27:48it's the Bardophiles.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Good news for you there, Taverners,
0:27:50 > 0:27:51you're through.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53You may want to see where you are on the diagram at this point.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57I can tell you that you will now be moving to here,
0:27:57 > 0:28:00which seems to be L1 cubed.
0:28:00 > 0:28:05That's where you're going to be. And after that, who knows?
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Bardophiles, I'm afraid you're moving off the diagram.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10It's time to go home.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Because it's the end of the show, it's also time for me to go home.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Although, frankly, it's pre-recorded,
0:28:15 > 0:28:18so chances are I'm already at home, possibly watching this.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21And for all I know, you're here where I am now, in the studio,
0:28:21 > 0:28:24on the Port Manor Road Industrial Estate in Splott, Cardiff,
0:28:24 > 0:28:26making another TV show.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Which one is it? Is it Grandpa In My Pocket?
0:28:29 > 0:28:32I love that show. Goodbye.