Fire-Eaters v Eurovisionaries

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0:00:23 > 0:00:28Every year at festival time, I go up to Scotland to visit Auld Reekie.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31I do wish Grandad would move closer to where I live.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33But I really enjoy the quirkiness

0:00:33 > 0:00:36and the son et lumiere of the Edinburgh Fringe.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40What can I tell you? I just love oddness and spectacles.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Let's meet the teams.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44On my right, Andy Davis,

0:00:44 > 0:00:47a civil servant with a degree in law,

0:00:47 > 0:00:51who recently sculpted a nude and greatly enjoyed it.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Tony Moore, a software developer and maths graduate

0:00:54 > 0:00:56who was the first member of the British public

0:00:56 > 0:00:58to sit in the EU President's office.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00And their captain, Jonathan Elliott,

0:01:00 > 0:01:03a maths graduate who plays the bassoon,

0:01:03 > 0:01:06the cello, the harmonica, the piano and the tin whistle.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07United by a craving for curry,

0:01:07 > 0:01:09they are the Fire-Eaters.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Welcome to Only Connect.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13How have you been preparing for your opening heat?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15We thought we could only live up to our name by going out for

0:01:15 > 0:01:17a curry last night, so that's what we did.

0:01:17 > 0:01:22Your spicy opponents tonight are, on my left, Ciara Kennedy,

0:01:22 > 0:01:26a media graduate with a passion for 1980s Italian disco.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Aaron Boardley, who, as a schoolboy,

0:01:29 > 0:01:33had his maths textbook defaced by Gene Simmons from Kiss.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36And their captain, Paddy Duffy,

0:01:36 > 0:01:38an author and former youth worker

0:01:38 > 0:01:42who once invited an Irish cabinet minister to the cinema by accident.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44United by a soft spot for song contests,

0:01:44 > 0:01:47they are the Eurovisionaries.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49How does your team celebrate the Eurovision Song Contest?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Do you do weird food?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54We do weird food, we do weird dress as well, so, for instance,

0:01:54 > 0:01:57I've been chosen to go as Luxembourg this year.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59And I don't know how that's going to go, actually.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Because I don't have any white clothes.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04If you get to the final, you will have to come as Luxembourg.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06If we get to the final, I'll come as the whole of the EU!

0:02:06 > 0:02:09We're going to start by playing Round One,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12what is the connection between four apparently random clues?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14The Eurovisionaries won the toss, so you'll be going first.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Eye Of Horus, please, Victoria.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Eye Of Horus. JINGLE

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Egypt, sadly, not in the Eurovision Song Contest.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Although, was that the jingle of music I heard?

0:02:26 > 0:02:28It was. Could it be Egyptian music?

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Let's find out.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30You'll be hearing your clues.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32What connects them?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34First one coming in now...

0:02:34 > 0:02:36FEMALE CLASSICAL SINGER

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Next, please.

0:02:44 > 0:02:51# Pardon me, but I gotta run... #

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Frank Sinatra, anyway.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Um...

0:02:53 > 0:02:58# The fact's uncommonly clear... #

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Next, please.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03CHORAL SINGING: # Glo-oria... #

0:03:03 > 0:03:04It's... Gloria In Excelsis.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08# ..in excelsis deo... #

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Next, please.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10# Your kiss... #

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oh... BUZZER CHIMES

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Heaven.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Tell me something else.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Angels. I'll take angels or heaven.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19I mean, there's angels

0:03:19 > 0:03:20in all of them,

0:03:20 > 0:03:22which some people might say is a heavenly thing,

0:03:22 > 0:03:24but the word is angels.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27What did we hear? So, we heard Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel,

0:03:27 > 0:03:29was the last one.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31"Hosanna in the highest" is what I call it.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Angels From The Realms Of Glory.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35The King's College Choir.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39I'm not sure... I know it was Frank Sinatra, but it was...

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Angel Eyes.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43The Angel's Farewell from Elgar's Dream Of Gerontius.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Let's be honest, you only recognised the Eurovision-style disco one.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50We recognised the disco, yes. We found our level.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Your love of disco led you to heaven,

0:03:51 > 0:03:53angels was the connection.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55You get one point. Fire-Eaters, over

0:03:55 > 0:03:57to you for a choice. Water, please. Water.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59OK, what is the connection between these clues?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Here's the first.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05OK...

0:04:05 > 0:04:06THEY CONFER

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Next, please.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Locations of something famous.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Yes, but...

0:04:18 > 0:04:20I don't know what.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21THEY CONFER

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Next, please.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Tower.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28There's a tower. Yes, Tokyo Tower.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Should we go for that?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31BUZZER CHIMES

0:04:31 > 0:04:35These are the locations of famous towers, we think.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Maybe I'll ask you to tell me something else.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Towers that look like the Eiffel Tower.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Well, exactly, I'll accept towers,

0:04:41 > 0:04:43but famous towers that look like the Eiffel Tower,

0:04:43 > 0:04:46particularly the fourth clue, which you didn't need to see.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47The Eiffel Tower?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50That one really looks like the Eiffel Tower.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51What are the other ones?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54The first is the Tokyo Tower, wherever it is in Tokyo.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56And I don't know the second one.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58The second one is the copy at the casino.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Oh, of course. Caesar's Palace,

0:04:59 > 0:05:00or somewhere like that.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04No, it's the Paris. The Paris Hotel. In Las Vegas.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08All towers, particularly towers inspired by the Eiffel Tower,

0:05:08 > 0:05:11including the Eiffel Tower itself. Well done.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Eurovisionaries, what would you like?

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Twisted Flax, please. The Twisted Flax.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17These are going to be picture clues.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18What links them?

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Here's the first.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Next, please.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29That's John Bull.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32They're going to be...

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Next, please.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38What is that? Is that shoes? Cobblers.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Bull...

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Next, please.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48That the flag of...the Dutch flag.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Two Dutch... Double Dutch.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Double Dutch, John Bull...

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Three seconds.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58BUZZER CHIMES

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Double....

0:06:02 > 0:06:03It's cobblers and double Dutch,

0:06:03 > 0:06:04it means nonsense.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Oh, nonsense.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Which incidentally was about what I was just about to make up,

0:06:08 > 0:06:11so it might have been a pertinent answer anyway.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12I will accept nonsense.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14I think you could have got this much earlier

0:06:14 > 0:06:16because you were going, "Bull,

0:06:16 > 0:06:18"cobblers, Bull..."

0:06:18 > 0:06:20And then double Dutch. All gibberish or nonsense.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Do you know who that is in the first picture?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26I'm trying to think... Even with the answer, I'm struggling.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28No, I don't know.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29You don't know Philip Jibberish?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32It's not Philip Jibberish. It's Peter Tosh.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34He was in the Wailers, Bob Marley And The Wailers, originally.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38The musician Tosh, Bull, cobblers and double Dutch.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Why does cobblers mean nonsense?

0:06:40 > 0:06:41No idea.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43It's rhyming slang.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Cobblers' awls.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I won't say what that rhymes with.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I mean, this really is not a family show.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Families would fall apart trying to make each other watch this,

0:06:53 > 0:06:54but I won't spell it out.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58But cobblers' awls is the full rhyming phrase.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Fire-Eaters, what would you like?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Lion, please. Lion.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03What is the connection between these clues?

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Here's the first.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh, is this like...

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Seems like a fictional character, probably.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Next, please.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Are these myths about Obama or something like that?

0:07:22 > 0:07:23I don't know.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25THEY CONFER

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Next, please.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29BUZZER CHIMES

0:07:30 > 0:07:32These are things which are alleged about Barack Obama.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34That probably aren't true.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37You could have come in earlier as well.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39They are claims made against Barack Obama,

0:07:39 > 0:07:42and the fourth clue would have been, he was born in Kenya.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44But, yes, all sorts of things said about Barack Obama.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47And they were some of them, well done.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Back to you, Eurovisionaries.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Horned Viper, please. Horned Viper.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53OK. What's the connection?

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Here's the first clue.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Next, please.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06We can. Se puede...is it?

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Not seeing much here. Next, please.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14We ourselves. Oh!

0:08:14 > 0:08:15BUZZER CHIMES

0:08:15 > 0:08:18They're the names of political parties

0:08:18 > 0:08:19in the respective countries.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Yes, they are.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22You did not need the last one,

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Party of Wales, Plaid Cymru.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26These are names of political parties translated.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Can you tell me them in their original languages?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Yes, so "We ourselves" is Sinn Fein...

0:08:32 > 0:08:33That's right.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36People often say it's ourselves alone, don't they?

0:08:36 > 0:08:37But that's not right.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39That's not right. Do you speak any Gaelic?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41HE SPEAKS A GAELIC PHRASE Excellent.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44And the others? "We can" is Podemos?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47That's right. And "From the roots" must be Syriza.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49That's absolutely right.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50"Radical coalition of the left" -

0:08:50 > 0:08:51it's an acronym for that as well.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54So that is it. Names of political parties translated into English.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Well done.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Fire-Eaters, what would you like?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59I guess we'll go for the Two Reeds.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02It's just as well because that's the only one you can have.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04The Two Reeds. What is the connection between these clues?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Here's the first.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08OK, I don't have a clue.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Is this film? I don't know.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Next, please.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20I've seen that film but I don't remember it much.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21THEY CONFER

0:09:24 > 0:09:27I think we should take another. Next, please.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30OK, these are things that... Time.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Yeah, that's right.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33BUZZER CHIMES

0:09:33 > 0:09:35These are ways of

0:09:35 > 0:09:37turning back time, we think,

0:09:37 > 0:09:39particularly in fictional contexts.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42They are means of achieving time travel in those films.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45You didn't need the last clue, the flux capacitor

0:09:45 > 0:09:46from Back To The Future.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48My favourite. How does the flux capacitor work?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50By getting to 88mph.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53That's right. It's a DeLorean, isn't it, that Doc Brown constructs?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55When it gets to 88mph, it travels in time.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57The black hole in Star Trek,

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I have no idea how that works,

0:09:59 > 0:10:01but let's not pause to discuss it.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Donnie Darko, who remembers that?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Why does he go into the wormhole?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Why does he do that? Because there's a jumbo jet going to crash?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10He's sacrificing himself, isn't he,

0:10:10 > 0:10:13to prevent bad things happening in the future.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Superman flies around the Earth.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17All means for achieving time travel in films, well done.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20That means, at the end of Round One,

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Eurovisionaries have 4 points,

0:10:22 > 0:10:23the Fire-Eaters have 6.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28On to Round Two, the sequences round.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30What comes fourth is what I will be asking the teams.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32And I'll be asking them that... immediately.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Eurovisionaries, which question would you like?

0:10:35 > 0:10:36Lion, please.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Lion. What will be fourth in this sequence?

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Here's the first.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Johnny Briggs.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Johnny Briggs is Mike Baldwin,

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Coronation Street.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50THEY CONFER

0:10:52 > 0:10:53Next, please.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56200, Alec Bedser.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Who's Alec Bedser? I don't know who he is. No idea.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Next, please.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Fred Trueman. That's a cricketer, isn't it?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09There might be more than one Johnny Briggs.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13Yes. Let's think about a cricketer that's relatively...

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Ian Botham, say?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Yeah, why not?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20400, Ian Botham.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23That's not the answer. Fire-Eaters,

0:11:23 > 0:11:25would you like to have a go for a bonus point?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27I'm going to say 400: Richard Hadley.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30That's not it. What do you think the sequence is?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32The first person to that many wickets.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Yes, it is bowling milestones, but 400, it's James Anderson.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36The Burnley Lara.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38I remember that happening...

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Why is it I get the feeling that cricket

0:11:40 > 0:11:41is not your strong point?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Not a thing.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45I was hoping it was Coronation Street

0:11:45 > 0:11:47when I saw the first one come up.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48We thought that, too.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Thought we were having a Mike Baldwin question.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52What did Fred Trueman say when he was asked

0:11:52 > 0:11:54if anyone would ever beat his record?

0:11:54 > 0:11:55"No."

0:11:55 > 0:11:57I don't know.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00He said, "Aye, but they'll be bloody tired."

0:12:00 > 0:12:01James Anderson got the 400

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Test match wickets in 2015.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08So, nobody gets a bonus point, but you may have your own question,

0:12:08 > 0:12:09Fire-Eaters. Which is it to be?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12We'll have the Twisted Flax, please.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15The Twisted Flax. What would come fourth in this sequence?

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Here's the first.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19THEY CONFER

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Possibly, but it could be lots of things.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Next, please.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Cat.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Oh, dear.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35It's not to do with... I can't see this at all.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Next, please.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Oh, GMT, time zones.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Oh, yes, well done.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Happy with that?

0:12:45 > 0:12:46BUZZER CHIMES

0:12:47 > 0:12:500: GMT.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51I'll take that answer.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53We actually had 0: UTC.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Fair enough. But GMT is correct.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57What are we looking at?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Central European Time,

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Central African Time

0:13:00 > 0:13:02and Eastern African Time.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03That's absolutely right.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06And what does UTC stand for? Universal Time something.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Clock. No, can't be clock, doesn't make sense.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10No, it doesn't stand for anything at all!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12That was a weird compromise.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13English speakers wanted

0:13:13 > 0:13:15CUT, Coordinated Universal Time,

0:13:15 > 0:13:19and French speakers wanted Temps Universel Coordonne.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21So they agreed to have neither,

0:13:21 > 0:13:24and they have the same letters but in a completely different order.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26So it's the same as GMT.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29So, time zones, that's absolutely right, and nought, where we are,

0:13:29 > 0:13:31there's no time difference with ourselves.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33UTC or GMT.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Eurovisionaries, what would you like?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Eye Of Horus, please. The Eye Of Horus.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39What will come fourth in this sequence?

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Here's the first.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44THEY CONFER

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Next, please.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Were they married?

0:13:58 > 0:14:01THEY CONFER

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Next, please.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10So maybe it's going back in time.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12I mean, the only one...

0:14:15 > 0:14:16BUZZER CHIMES

0:14:16 > 0:14:20Marie and Pierre Curie, Chemistry.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21I'm afraid that's not

0:14:21 > 0:14:23the answer, so there's a bonus chance for you,

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Fire-Eaters.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30We'll try Marie and Pierre Curie, Physics.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32That is the right answer.

0:14:34 > 0:14:35What are we looking at?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37I think they are

0:14:37 > 0:14:40married couples who have won Nobel prizes

0:14:40 > 0:14:43at the same time. And in brackets is what they won it in.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46That's absolutely right. And we are going back in time,

0:14:46 > 0:14:49because May-Britt and Moser, it was 2014, in fact, that

0:14:49 > 0:14:52that married couple won. And we are going back in time,

0:14:52 > 0:14:54and Marie and Pierre Curie won jointly for physics.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56These are Nobel prize-winners,

0:14:56 > 0:14:58married couples, unlucky over there.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Right people,

0:15:00 > 0:15:03wrong discipline - physics is right for a bonus point.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04And you may choose a question.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06We'll have the Water, please.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08The Water question. JINGLE

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Ah! It's a music sequence.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14So you will be hearing the clues, but you won't hear the fourth clue,

0:15:14 > 0:15:16I want you to tell me what it is.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17Your first one is coming in now.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21INSTRUMENTAL DANCE MUSIC

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Is this familiar to anyone?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Does anyone know this?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Next, please.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30ORCHESTRAL MUSIC WITH FLUTE

0:15:30 > 0:15:31OK, this is... Faure's Pavane.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Pavane, yes...

0:15:33 > 0:15:36It was used as the World Cup for France '98.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39'96. No, I think it was '98, France '98, actually.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40So could this be...

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Next, please.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46MUSIC: America from West Side Story

0:15:46 > 0:15:47America, 2002.

0:15:47 > 0:15:482006...

0:15:48 > 0:15:512006 was in... Japan, wasn't it?

0:15:51 > 0:15:52No, no.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54No, Germany. No, it wasn't there, sorry. I don't know.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56We've got to say something.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57Three seconds.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58BUZZER CHIMES

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Um... I think German.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Beethoven's Ninth Symphony.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09So, Eurovisionaries, you have a chance of a bonus point now.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Nessun Dorma. Is the right answer.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12What's the sequence?

0:16:12 > 0:16:14So it's the themes of...

0:16:16 > 0:16:18It's World Cup themes, going from...

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Starting in 2002 and going back to 1990.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24That's absolutely right. Nessun Dorma is the answer.

0:16:24 > 0:16:29Unfortunately we don't have Nessun Dorma to play in,

0:16:29 > 0:16:31but there's no reason why the viewers at home

0:16:31 > 0:16:33wouldn't be reminded how it goes.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Let's go from "All'alba vincero," you'll remember,

0:16:36 > 0:16:38"Vincero, vincero." Let's go, one, two,

0:16:38 > 0:16:40three.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41# Vincer... #

0:16:41 > 0:16:42Yes, go, I like it.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45# Vince... # Oh, come on!

0:16:45 > 0:16:47I don't know the words.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49To be honest...

0:16:49 > 0:16:53We made a pact not to sing! ..I'm very disappointed, frankly.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57That was an opportunity for a rousing statement of "I will win".

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Yes, Nessun Dorma, Pavarotti,

0:16:59 > 0:17:02was the theme of the 1990 World Cup and is the right answer.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Plus you may choose a question.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06The Horned Viper, please.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07The Horned Viper, OK.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08What will come forth in this sequence?

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Here's the first.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Is this a Canadian rapper question?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Next, please.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Steinbeck?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Yeah. Are they...

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Prize-winning novels?

0:17:29 > 0:17:30Next, please.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Are they Oscar winners?

0:17:38 > 0:17:41How Green Was My Valley wasn't...

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Is it...? Maybe...

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Three seconds. BUZZER CHIMES

0:17:49 > 0:17:51The Philadelphia Story.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Fire-Eaters, do you want to have a go for a bonus point?

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Gone With The Wind. We are going to try Gone With The Wind.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Not it either. What do you think this sequence is?

0:18:02 > 0:18:05It is something about Oscar winners, I think. Yes.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07In order of when they got them...

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Yes, it is Oscar winners

0:18:08 > 0:18:10in order of when they got them.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12But I don't know which one is forth.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16What they have in common is they were all directed by John Ford.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20John Ford's films, and the next one was The Quiet Man.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Oh, you're joking. Yes, The Quiet Man.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Lovely romantic comedy set in Ireland with John Wayne.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Still room for a massive fight sequence.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30I've seen it at least three times a year for most of my life.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Well, you may never want to see it again. No.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35The Quiet Man was the answer, so no bonus points,

0:18:35 > 0:18:38but, Fire-Eaters, you may choose a question.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Two Reeds. It's a very good choice,

0:18:39 > 0:18:41I'm pleased you went for that one.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43These are going to be picture clues.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45What would you expect to see in a fourth picture?

0:18:45 > 0:18:46Here's the first.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50OK, the snake. He's called Kaa. From Jungle Book.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52K-a or K-a-a. I don't know...

0:18:52 > 0:18:54I can't think what the sequence is.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Should we go for the next one?

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Next, please.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01That's the horse from War Horse, presumably.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Yes.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Oh, is it Equus or War Horse? I don't know.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11That's Michael Morpurgo. The first one is by Rudyard Kipling.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Next, please.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15I don't know what that is.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18Goat.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21What's going to come next, I don't know.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Snake, horse...

0:19:23 > 0:19:24Three seconds.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26BUZZER CHIMES

0:19:26 > 0:19:27What comes after goat?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Is it rat? I can't give you long.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32A rat? Not the answer,

0:19:32 > 0:19:34I'm afraid, so, Eurovisionaries,

0:19:34 > 0:19:36last chance for a bonus this round.

0:19:36 > 0:19:37Will it be a picture

0:19:37 > 0:19:41of the gorilla doing the In The Air Tonight drumming?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Unfortunately, no,

0:19:43 > 0:19:45it's a picture of Cuddles the monkey with Keith Harris,

0:19:45 > 0:19:47but I will give you the points,

0:19:47 > 0:19:48and why?

0:19:48 > 0:19:52So, it's Chinese Zodiac years going around, in sequential years,

0:19:52 > 0:19:54so one year is the year of the snake,

0:19:54 > 0:19:56the following is the year of the horse.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Yes, Chinese years. Snake, horse,

0:19:59 > 0:20:00goat, the next one will be a monkey.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03We went for lovely Cuddles the monkey.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Could have been a gorilla drumming.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Technically an ape rather than a monkey, but it is acceptable,

0:20:07 > 0:20:08so you get the bonus point.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11And that means, at the end of Round Two,

0:20:11 > 0:20:13the Eurovisionaries have 6 points,

0:20:13 > 0:20:14the Fire-Eaters have 9.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18It's the Connecting Wall now -

0:20:18 > 0:20:23the 16 jumbled-up clues that must be solved like concept Sudoku.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25You're going first this time, Fire-Eaters,

0:20:25 > 0:20:27so would you like Lion or Water?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29We'll have the Lion wall, please.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33OK, two and a half minutes to solve the Lion wall, starting...

0:20:33 > 0:20:34now.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38OK, Cornucopia. Giant Puffball? I don't... Mushroom, mushroom.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Yeah. Oyster's a mushroom as well.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Milkcap's a mushroom. Brilliant, OK.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46We have types of sushi here as well. Western roll, I think...

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Hang on, Western roll's a way of...

0:20:47 > 0:20:49These are ways of doing the high jump.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Do we have another type of mushroom here?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Gutshot sounds like it... No, OK. So we've got...

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Flop and Western roll are both ways of doing...

0:20:58 > 0:21:00and belly roll sounds like it probably is.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Scissors is, too. Shall we try this as ways of doing the high jump?

0:21:03 > 0:21:05OK, something else. The Kicker, could that be one?

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Eastern cut-off is definitely one. Let's try cutting Scissors.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10OK, we'll try cutting the Flop.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11OK, cool.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14So you're on mushrooms here? What's River?

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Under the Gun - that's a poker term.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Flop is a poker term.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21Yeah. Gutshot is a poker term, and Kicker is a poker term.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Three strikes and you're out now.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24Right, so think. So...

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Mushrooms. Mark the three mushrooms that we have.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28So we reckon that...

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Did you reckon Horn of Plenty is a mushroom? Oyster.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Horn of Plenty? No, Milkcap. OK.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35We've got...

0:21:35 > 0:21:37We haven't had a word one yet, have we?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Bunk and River and Camp. Hmm.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Bunk bed. Camp bed.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Riverbed. Apple-pie bed doesn't...

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Oyster bed is a thing, though. So maybe it's that.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49In which case, we're going to have...

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Camp, Oyster, Bunk and River.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54And so what's these ones? These four - Apple-pie, Giant Puffball...

0:21:54 > 0:21:55Let's mark...

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Could that be a mushroom? I think these have got to be mushrooms.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00That's got to be beds. Yes.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Do we want to go for that?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03We'll give that a try, shall we?

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Yeah, so we reckon it's mushrooms and beds.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07OK, that's not right. So Oyster mushroom.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Could you have a Milkcap bed?

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Apple-pie bed, maybe? That sounds more plausible than anything else.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15You've solved the wall, very well done.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18And I will give you extra points if you can tell me what connects them.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Tell me about the first blue group, starting Belly roll.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23These are ways of performing the high jump.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25That's exactly right, methods of doing the high jump.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29And the green group - Flop, Kicker, Under the Gun, Gutshot.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32These are poker terms. Yeah. They are all poker terms.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34What about the pink group, starting Milkcap?

0:22:34 > 0:22:37I'm told they're types of mushroom.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39They are all simply types of mushroom.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43And the last turquoise group, Apple-pie, Camp, Bunk, River.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45We think that if you put...

0:22:45 > 0:22:48You can put the word "bed" after all of them to get concepts,

0:22:48 > 0:22:49which are, some of them, beds.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51You can put "bed" after all of them.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Yes, the Apple-pie bed is a sort of practical joke,

0:22:53 > 0:22:55where you fold the sheet halfway so you can't get in.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Oh, I've never heard of that. In old school stories.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59They do it at boarding school,

0:22:59 > 0:23:01so you get into bed but you can't quite get in.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04OK. But you did find all the groups, and that is all the connections,

0:23:04 > 0:23:06so you get the maximum of 10 points.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Let's bring in the Eurovisionaries now,

0:23:08 > 0:23:09give them a new Connecting Wall

0:23:09 > 0:23:11and see what they can do about solving it.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13It's the Water wall for you.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Two and a half minutes of clues to solve it, starting now.

0:23:16 > 0:23:21OK, so, Cheney, so we've got some...

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Oh, yeah. We've got Dick Cheney. Goatee beard?

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Goatee beards. We've got some Dicks.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Emperor. OK, so let's try this.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Dick Cheney, Dick Advocaat, Dick Van Dyke...

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Dick Francis?

0:23:37 > 0:23:42No. Oh, Dick Turpin. Advocaat, Turpin, Van Dyke.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Is Humboldt one? That's a penguin. Yeah.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Chinstrap penguin? Yes, that is a type of...

0:23:49 > 0:23:52And a... Whew. I don't know.

0:23:52 > 0:23:53Adelie penguin?

0:23:53 > 0:23:55No.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57So who do we think are the Dicks? Go through them.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01So Dick Cheney, Dick Turpin, Dick Advocaat, Dick Van Dyke,

0:24:01 > 0:24:03maybe Dick Francis.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05So leave Francis out.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Leave Van Dyke out.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09There we go.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14You can have a wedding anniversary. You can have a Golden, Diamond...

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Yeah, no.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18I think Adelie is a penguin, is it?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Maybe, try it. Adelie. Humboldt, Emperor.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Chinstrap.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25I think we tried that. Balbo penguin?

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Shall we try again, leave out Humboldt?

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Leave out Emperor, cos that's the obvious one.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32No, OK.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Macaroni.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Is it other kinds of, um, pasta?

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Shall we do the beards?

0:24:38 > 0:24:43OK, so Chinstrap, Goatee, Macaroni, a twiddly moustache.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Humboldt sounds like a beard to me. Try that.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50Skaters' beard?

0:24:50 > 0:24:54Skaters' beard, Chinstrap, Goatee and what else did we go for?

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Macaroni.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59I'm looking for a wordy one. What's a Balbo? I don't know.

0:24:59 > 0:25:0130 seconds.

0:25:01 > 0:25:02Skaters' something.

0:25:06 > 0:25:1010 seconds. Looking for words in words.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11No...

0:25:15 > 0:25:17And that's it, your time is up,

0:25:17 > 0:25:20the wall has frozen but you found a group,

0:25:20 > 0:25:24and can you tell me what connects Cheney, Advocaat, Francis, Turpin?

0:25:24 > 0:25:26They're all Dicks.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29They are all Dicks, I can confirm that's correct.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31And you can still get points for the connections

0:25:31 > 0:25:34in the groups you didn't find. So let's resolve the wall.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35There you go.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Anniversary, Emperor, Skaters', Minute.

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Or Minute.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Oh, the Skaters' waltz...

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Are they waltzes? They are all waltzes. Yeah.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Spotted that at the end there.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Macaroni, Humboldt, Adelie, Chinstrap.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Types of penguin.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53They are the penguins. That's absolutely right. OK.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56And the last turquoise group, starting French fork.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Facial hair?

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Yes, more specifically?

0:25:59 > 0:26:00Beards. They're all beards.

0:26:00 > 0:26:04So one point for the group you found and four more for the connections.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05That's a total of five.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Let's have a look at the scores.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10The Eurovisionaries have 11 points,

0:26:10 > 0:26:12the Fire-Eaters have 19.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16But it could all change here in Round Four,

0:26:16 > 0:26:20where points are won and lost in the missing vowels round.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24I can tell you that the first group

0:26:24 > 0:26:26are all adjectives involving food.

0:26:29 > 0:26:30Visionaries.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Ham-fisted. Correct.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Visionaries.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Beefed-up. Correct.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42Visionaries.

0:26:42 > 0:26:43Pie-eyed. Yes, it is.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Fire-Eaters. Bread and butter.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Correct. Next category -

0:26:50 > 0:26:52similes involving black.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Visionaries.

0:26:56 > 0:26:57The ace of spades. Correct.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Tricky one here from Twelfth Night.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09As black as Vulcan in the smoke of war.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Next clue.

0:27:11 > 0:27:12Fire-Eaters.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Newgate's Knocker. Correct.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Visionaries.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Oh... Not it, I'm afraid.

0:27:21 > 0:27:22I must take a point away.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Fire-Eaters, do you know?

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Darkest night?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27It is, as black as darkest night.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Next category, cities on the Mississippi.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32Fire-Eaters.

0:27:32 > 0:27:33New Orleans. Correct.

0:27:36 > 0:27:37Fire-Eaters.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38Minneapolis. Correct.

0:27:41 > 0:27:42Fire-Eaters.

0:27:42 > 0:27:43Baton Rouge. Yes, it is.

0:27:46 > 0:27:47Fire-Eaters. Saint Paul.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Are you from the Mississippi?!

0:27:49 > 0:27:50Correct.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55There will not be another category

0:27:55 > 0:27:57because the bell has gone for the end of the quiz.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00And, looking at the final scores, I can tell you that

0:28:00 > 0:28:03the Eurovisionaries finish with 14,

0:28:03 > 0:28:05but the winners, with 26,

0:28:05 > 0:28:07are the Fire-Eaters.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Very well done, excellent quizzing.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11You are through to the next round.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14Visionaries, you've been a great pleasure to quiz with and you may

0:28:14 > 0:28:16be through in our new system -

0:28:16 > 0:28:19if you are among the highest scoring losers in this block of the quiz,

0:28:19 > 0:28:22we'll be seeing you again, and I hope we do.

0:28:22 > 0:28:26Thanks very much for watching and please join me next time

0:28:26 > 0:28:29for another episode of the show with closing remarks so formulaic

0:28:29 > 0:28:32that if A were B, then C would be D.

0:28:32 > 0:28:33Goodbye.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06This is a trailer for BBC Four's conceptual art season.