0:00:21 > 0:00:25Hello and welcome to Only Connect, series 13.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Ooh!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29You might be one of those people who thinks it's unlucky
0:00:29 > 0:00:32to watch the 13th series of anything but if you stick with us,
0:00:32 > 0:00:36I promise it will be absolutely spooktacular,
0:00:36 > 0:00:39a fiendtastic extravaghostra.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Over the course of the episodes, you might hear the clank of chains,
0:00:43 > 0:00:48an unexplained whimper, a strange rustle behind the camera.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Hi, Russell.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53But let's go ahead now and meet our first batch of victims -
0:00:53 > 0:00:56contestants - victims - contestants - vic...vic...vic...
0:00:56 > 0:01:00On my right, James Baillie, a Cambridge history graduate
0:01:00 > 0:01:03with a passion for spoken-word storytelling,
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Sam Brennan, a chess coach
0:01:06 > 0:01:09from Ipswich, who has size 17 feet,
0:01:09 > 0:01:12and their captain, Samuel Cook,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15a PhD student, who fell over twice when visiting Chernobyl
0:01:15 > 0:01:19but has suffered no other ill effects so far.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Resplendent this evening, they are the Stewards.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24You're all looking lovely. Are you airline stewards?
0:01:24 > 0:01:28No, we're all successive stewards of the Cambridge Tolkien Society,
0:01:28 > 0:01:30so successive presidents of the society.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34And, despite appearances, we are not a cult.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Good luck. Thank you for coming.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38You are playing, tonight, on my left,
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Tracey Rawlins, a community development worker,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44who once took part in the world's largest tap dance with Roy Castle,
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Andy Rawlins, a programme manager and keen barbecue chef,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51who was taught to cook an ostrich egg on an open fire
0:01:51 > 0:01:53by a bushman in Botswana,
0:01:53 > 0:01:56and their captain, Ian Fellows,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58a vicar whose set of nativity scarecrows won
0:01:58 > 0:02:02the 2016 Wythenshawe Community Scarecrow Award.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06All members of the same church, led by Ian, the are the Parishioners.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08You've put together an Only Connect team from your congregation.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- How did you pick who'd get in? - I called round on a Monday evening.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14As I went into their living room, there were these
0:02:14 > 0:02:19and there was YOU on the television screen. The rest is history.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22We'll see what kind of history it is. A gruesome one?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25We'll find out by playing the quiz. Now, you won the toss, Stewards,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28but you've decided to put the Parishioners in first,
0:02:28 > 0:02:30so please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- We'll go Eye of Horus, please. - The Eye of Horus.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34MUSICAL NOTE
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Ah, the music question. What a lovely way to kick off a series.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Now, you'll know that round one involves
0:02:39 > 0:02:41four apparently random clues.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Something connects them and these are clues you're going to hear.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47What is the link between these pieces of music?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49First one coming in now.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52# I used to love her, I used to love her
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# Once, a long, long time ago
0:02:54 > 0:02:56# I used to love her, I used to love her
0:02:56 > 0:02:59# Once, a long, long time ago... #
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Next, please.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03# Come on now, baby
0:03:03 > 0:03:06# Oh, honey, twist and shout
0:03:06 > 0:03:08# Twist and shout
0:03:08 > 0:03:11# Oh, come on, come on, come on, baby, now, now... #
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Next, please.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15# Ain't no doubt, it's plain to see
0:03:16 > 0:03:18# A woman like you's no good for me... #
0:03:18 > 0:03:20BELL
0:03:20 > 0:03:23We think that all of these songs or artists are related by carpentry
0:03:23 > 0:03:27and the implements you might find around carpentry and do-it-yourself.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31A brilliant answer. You didn't need to hear the last clue.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33MC Hammer, it would have been.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35But the answer is DIY or carpentry.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37What did we hear?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40We heard Jimmy Nail, singing Ain't No Doubt.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42We heard Chaka Demus & Pliers.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- And the first one? - Didn't know the first one.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- No idea.- The Saw Doctors.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Do you know the real name of Pliers
0:03:49 > 0:03:50from Chaka Demus and Pliers?
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Oddly, no.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53It's Everton Bonner and his brother
0:03:53 > 0:03:55goes by the name of Spanner Banner.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Well done, you get two points. Stewards, what would you like?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Can we have the Lion question, please?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04The Lion question. OK, what is the connection between these clues?
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Here's the first.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Next.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Hang on... - INAUDIBLE
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I'm not seeing it. Next.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28It's Tom Cruise films. That's what it is.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Um... It's where Tom Cruise dies or...
0:04:32 > 0:04:36No, does he die in all of them? Next.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Is it the starting shot?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Three seconds. BELL
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Is this the starting shot
0:04:46 > 0:04:48of the Tom Cruise films?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Not the answer I'm looking for, I'm afraid.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52So, Parishioners you have the chance of a bonus point.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55We went with the same. We'd like to go with the starting shot
0:04:55 > 0:04:58and the finishing shot of Tom Cruise films.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00That's not it either.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02The key thing about these locations...
0:05:02 > 0:05:04It IS to do with Tom Cruise. Those are Tom Cruise films.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07They are places where he is seen running.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10There's a bit of an internet thing going on around this.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12People cut together shots of Tom Cruise running,
0:05:12 > 0:05:15and he's actually put on his Twitter biog,
0:05:15 > 0:05:17"Actor, producer,
0:05:17 > 0:05:19"running in movies since 1981."
0:05:19 > 0:05:21So, you see montages of him running
0:05:21 > 0:05:23through all of these locations,
0:05:23 > 0:05:26inexplicably getting older but running faster and looking younger.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Something very weird going on there.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Parishioners, no bonus point, but you do get to choose a question.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- We would like to go with the Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36OK, what is the connection between these clues?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Here's the first.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43INAUDIBLE
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Next, please.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51INAUDIBLE
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Go for it. - BELL
0:05:56 > 0:05:58We think that if you put "ELLA"
0:05:58 > 0:06:00after the word before the colon,
0:06:00 > 0:06:03it gives you an instance of the second word.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05So, your "patella" is your kneecap,
0:06:05 > 0:06:08I think. "Rubella" is a disease.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Absolutely brilliant quizzing.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Yes, you are going to get
0:06:12 > 0:06:13the points for that. Very well done.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15And coming up, "Nut" - Nutella, spread.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18"Salmon" - salmonella, bacteria.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19You put "ELLA" after all of them
0:06:19 > 0:06:22to make an example of what comes afterwards.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Stewards, back to you for a question.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Can we have the Horned Viper, please?- You certainly can.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30OK, what is the connection between these clues?
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Here's the first.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Anything?- I mean, it's an anagram.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Yeah, true, but... Next.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48So, are they anagrams of things in the category?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51I don't see anything else in "Doctor Who".
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Next.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59That's an anagram.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- That's also "Eleven..."- "Plus two."
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- OK, so... - BELL
0:07:04 > 0:07:06The thing in capitals is an anagram
0:07:06 > 0:07:08of something else that would also fit
0:07:08 > 0:07:10into the category in not caps.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13That is equally brilliant quizzing from you. Very well spotted.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15You didn't need to see clue four.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Tokyo is also an anagram of Kyoto. Talk me through the other clues.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20What are the anagrams?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- So, "Twelve plus one" is also "Eleven plus two".- Mm-hmm.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25"Lemon" is also "melon".
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Do we know the sci-fi?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I can't see it at the moment.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Do you know over there? - They are so young!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- It's Torchwood, isn't it?- Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Oh, yeah, I should know that! - That is absolutely right.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Each of these is an anagram
0:07:38 > 0:07:40of something else that could come
0:07:40 > 0:07:41into the category described.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Amazingly fiendish, that one.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Welcome back to the new series!
0:07:45 > 0:07:46I hope we've moved back to Monday.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Good luck getting your head
0:07:48 > 0:07:49round THAT on a Friday night!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Very well done, Stewards. Very good quizzing from you.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Parishioners, what would you like?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- We would like water, please.- Water.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57These are going to be picture clues. Works in the same way.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Something links them. What is it?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Here's the first.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04A potato. A particular kind of potato?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06A potato and a half. Spud?
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Next, please.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10That's the Epistle of Paul to the Romans.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12So, it's a letter in the Bible.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Er...Romans.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Potato... Anything at all?- No.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Tracey?- No.- Next, please.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Leg...- Oh, I wonder if they're all named after monarchs.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Is that the Queen Anne leg and a... - King Edward potato.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- And the King James Bible.- Go for it. - BELL
0:08:30 > 0:08:32We wonder whether these are,
0:08:32 > 0:08:34perhaps, all named after monarchs.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35That's absolutely right.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37As I heard you say, King Edward potatoes,
0:08:37 > 0:08:38King James Bible, Queen Anne leg.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41The King Charles spaniel, we're seeing coming up in the fourth clue.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45They contain the names of the British monarch associated with it.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47In October, 1995,
0:08:47 > 0:08:50the potato became the first vegetable grown in space.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53NASA has come up with the technology to grow potatoes in space.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Once you can grow potatoes, you can basically colonise it, can't you?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59You can go and live on a planet. What else would you need?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01You've got potatoes. What else would you need?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03According to Matt Damon, not a great deal.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I don't eat potatoes, so I'm stuffed!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Yeah, you could grow something else. - Who doesn't eat potatoes?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Is it just potatoes or things in the potato family?
0:09:14 > 0:09:19I...I...I dislike the sort of texture of most potato products.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24- Chips? Crisps?- I can do crisps. - Roast potatoes? Jacket potatoes?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26This is going to be a long night, settle in.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28It would be no good for you, growing potatoes in space.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30They'd have to grow something else as well.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32No doubt, at some point, they will.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34So, one question remains. The Twisted Flax,
0:09:34 > 0:09:37and that will be for you. The first clue is coming up now.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Hooters. That's a type of bar,
0:09:41 > 0:09:43isn't it, in the US?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Yeah, they famously have waitresses, in football tops.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Yeah, next.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Right, that's a thing in London.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54That's the Tube that goes at night.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Er...
0:09:57 > 0:09:59OK, next.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05It's obviously the website. It has lots of reviews.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10It has... Could be logo... Next.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Oh, are they all black and white?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Might be that.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Two seconds. BELL
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Black and white?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Not all black and white.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23I'm afraid I can't accept it, so, Parishioners, a bonus chance.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Our resident sportsman, I'll hand this to Andy.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27They all have owls as their logo.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29They all have owls as their logo.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Sheffield Wednesday, known as The Owls.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34What can you tell me about the other clues? What about the second one?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Very little.- Has an owl as its logo.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Do you know its name?- No.- Tooting.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44The Night Tube that runs through London has an owl as the logo.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46It's been running about two years, basically since I had a baby.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48The day I started going to bed
0:10:48 > 0:10:49at eight o'clock at night,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51they developed an all-night public transport.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54And Hooters, an American restaurant chain,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57named after the owl in the logo, of course.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Named after the owl in the logo.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02At the end of round one...
0:11:07 > 0:11:09And on we go to the sequences round.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12This time the teams will see up to three clues,
0:11:12 > 0:11:14because I want to know what comes fourth.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17They must work out the connection and then what is the next clue.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19You're going first again, Parishioners.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Which hieroglyph would you like? - Eye of Horus again, please.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25The Eye of Horus. OK, you are going to see the first in a sequence.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27What would you expect to come fourth?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Time starts now.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34INAUDIBLE
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Next, please.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Anything?- No.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Are they kind of subsections
0:11:47 > 0:11:49or paragraphs of Maastricht or something?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51INAUDIBLE
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Next, please.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59INAUDIBLE
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Membership of the EU granted then?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Yeah, shall we go with that? BELL
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Membership of the EU granted.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11So, Stewards, you have the chance of a bonus now.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Leaving the EU? - Leaving the EU is the right answer.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17These are articles 47, 48,
0:12:17 > 0:12:1949 and 50 of the Lisbon Treaty.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Well done, and you get the next question. What would you like?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Lion.- Lion. OK, you'll be seeing the first in a sequence.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27What comes fourth?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Time starts now.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Right, this is going to be computers, perhaps, or...
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Yeah, next.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40They possibly are computer things.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- So, it's cut, copy, paste.- You sure?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- I think so. - Shall we go for three?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Yeah, I think it's "Paste".- "Paste".
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- OK. - BELL
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Paste.- Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54So, I'm going to throw the third in the sequence to the Parishioners.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57So, we think it is whatever is represented by the letter Z
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- when you press it with something. - Undo. Undo.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Undo is the right answer.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Tell me what it is.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- Microsoft Office short cuts. - They're short cuts, yes.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10And the question writer of this one has asked,
0:13:10 > 0:13:12"Does anybody have a favourite keyboard short cut?"
0:13:12 > 0:13:14He's seen the show before!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Anyone over there have a favourite keyboard short cut?
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Control + Alt + T, cos that opens the terminal,
0:13:19 > 0:13:21which is what I need to do all my PhD work in.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Control + T opens a new tab in a web browser. That's a fabulous one.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Very well done,
0:13:26 > 0:13:29for the bonus point, Parishioners. Your own question. What's it to be?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Twisted Flax, please. - The Twisted Flax.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33These are going to be picture clues.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34What might appear in the fourth picture?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Here's the first.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- John Lennon.- Lennon and McCartney. - Two of the Beatles.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Er, next, please.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46John Paul, John Paul.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Yes!- In which case, it would be...
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Jump over the last Pope to the present Pope?- Yes.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- Francis.- Do we want to go Francis?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- Francis Bacon. - Ooh, I like that idea.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- Shall we try it?- Yes. - BELL
0:13:59 > 0:14:02We would like to go with Francis Bacon, please.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Not a sentence I use often.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05I will give you the points.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07We chose Francis Drake
0:14:07 > 0:14:09but yours is an acceptable answer.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11What is going on here?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13We think it's the names of successive Popes.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- John Paul, John Paul II and then... Oh, my goodness...- Benedict.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Benedict, thank you. It's a good job we're Church of England!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- And Pope Francis, the present pontiff.- Absolutely right.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26It's a series of Popes.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28What do you think of the resignation of Pope Benedict?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Phew...- No comment.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33A very wise thing and very good man who could give space
0:14:33 > 0:14:35to somebody else to come in and take the job over.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36That's very Christian of you.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39There are certain jobs it really feels like you can't retire from.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Hosting Only Connect, for example. God knows I've tried!
0:14:42 > 0:14:43It's not that they wouldn't let me.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45They said, "Katie Derham will do the job,"
0:14:45 > 0:14:47and I glued myself to the chair.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Stewards, what would you like? - Can we have water, please?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Water, yes, you can. What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Here's the first.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58That looks like an airport code or something,
0:14:58 > 0:15:00but I don't know which one it is.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Um...next.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Um, King's Cross, Marylebone...
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Right, so, is it Monopoly board?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Oh, probably.- Is it Liverpool Street
0:15:13 > 0:15:15then Fenchurch Street?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Liverpool Street...
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Shall we get the next one?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Yes, it's King's Cross, Marylebone,
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Liverpool Street, Fenchurch Street.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25So, what's the code for Fenchurch? FST?
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Er...- Or FC something?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Yeah...- Three seconds. BELL
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- FCH.- Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I'm going to show the third in the sequence
0:15:37 > 0:15:39to the Parishioners for a possible bonus point.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Er, we would try PDN.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44And why would that be?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46As an abbreviation for Paddington,
0:15:46 > 0:15:49which is the fourth railway station on a Monopoly board?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51I mean, that's wrong in so many ways
0:15:51 > 0:15:53that's it's quite fascinating.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Paddington, eh? There's no Paddington on a Monopoly board.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Oh, Liverpool Street!- Oh!
0:15:58 > 0:16:03- LST.- LST for Liverpool Street is the right answer.- Sorry.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Now, you were going for Fenchurch. - Yes.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08But, actually, in the order you go round the board,
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Liverpool Street would be next.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13And these are the National Rail three-letter codes.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15I'm going to test you on some other codes.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16What is the three-letter code
0:16:16 > 0:16:18for Banstead?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20B-A-D, BAD.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- Tattenham Corner?- TAT?- TAT.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Uckfield?- UCK?- It's simply UCK.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Weeton in Yorkshire?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- WHY?- WAT?- WET.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Sandwell & Dudley is SAD.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- Henley-on-Thames?- HOT?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36I would think so. Nottingham is NOT,
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- while Poole is...?- POO?- POO.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41You may think so. I couldn't possibly comment.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Very well done for those bonus ones.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47But there are no points and there are no points
0:16:47 > 0:16:49for the stations in Monopoly cos we needed Liverpool Street.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52OK, there is one more choice this round. Parishioners, up to you.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56OK, what will come fourth in this sequence?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Here's the first.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Next, please.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11INAUDIBLE
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Next, please.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Tomato.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20INAUDIBLE
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- BELL - Tomato?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Of course it is! And what's going on here?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29There's a song from our dim and distant childhood
0:17:29 > 0:17:32about some people say "Ee-ther" and some say "Ai-ther".
0:17:32 > 0:17:33"Nee-ther", "Nai-ther".
0:17:33 > 0:17:36When you say OUR dim and distant childhood, it's from a film in 1937.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39It might be YOUR childhood. George and Ira Gershwin.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Tell me about the song.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42It's a song about two people.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Is it called "A Fine Romance" or something?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Let's Call The Whole Thing Off.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47A Fine Romance is a different song,
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- but a similar sort of vibe.- Yeah.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52And it's to do with alternative pronunciations, isn't it?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54You say "Ee-ther", I say "Ai-ther".
0:17:54 > 0:17:55You say "Nee-ther", I say "Nai-ther".
0:17:55 > 0:17:57You say "Pot-ay-to", I say "Pot-ah-to".
0:17:57 > 0:17:58- That's where it falls down.- Yeah.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01And "Tom-ay-to", "Tom-ah-to" comes next.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03One remaining question, Stewards.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04No choice - it's the Horned Viper.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Here's the first.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Next.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Next.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25INAUDIBLE
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Sixth sense... Seventh heaven,
0:18:27 > 0:18:29sixth sense, fifth column, fourth...
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- Something beginning with "Fourth". - Yeah.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Fourth...quartile.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Fourth quartile? - BELL
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Fourth quartile. So, quartile.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43I will accept that answer. Tell me about these clues.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45So, you can be in seventh heaven,
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Sixth Sense is a film,
0:18:47 > 0:18:49fifth column is a term
0:18:49 > 0:18:51and then fourth something.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53You went with quartile. We said "Wall".
0:18:53 > 0:18:55The expression "fourth wall".
0:18:55 > 0:18:56I've never understood what that means.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Breaking the fourth wall. What even is that?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Very well done for the points. And at the end of round two...
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Time now for the Connecting Wall.
0:19:10 > 0:19:1316 jumbled up clues that the teams need to sort
0:19:13 > 0:19:15into four connected groups of four.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16There are red herrings.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19There are clues that may fall into more than one category,
0:19:19 > 0:19:21but there is only one correct solution.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Your turn to go first this time, Stewards.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26And you've got the choice - Lion or Water?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Can we have the Lion Wall, please?
0:19:28 > 0:19:32OK, you have got two and a half minutes to solve the Lion Wall,
0:19:32 > 0:19:34starting now.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- So, we have films starring Keanu Reeves.- Yes.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Constantine, John Wick, Speed and...
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- BUZZ - No, something else.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Hardball, probably.- Yeah.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53So, that's Keanu Reeves films.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54So, these are the Greats.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Herod the Great, Cyrus the Great, Llewelyn the Great,
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Catherine the Great, Peter the Great.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- So, it's five, so...- Yeah.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Let's work out what the other two groups are before we try.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- Ebb, Fade, Wane and Taper. - Are all the same.- Decreasing.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10So then we have Hart, Rice, Lerner.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12And one of the others.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16OK, let's solve the Greats then, cos then we can find out what it is.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17BUZZ
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- OK, I think it's going to be... - BUZZ
0:20:20 > 0:20:22..without Llewelyn.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23BUZZ
0:20:25 > 0:20:26BUZZ
0:20:28 > 0:20:30BUZZ
0:20:31 > 0:20:33BUZZ
0:20:35 > 0:20:37- Yeah.- Three lives now.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41So then we think it's Taper, Ebb, Fade and Wane.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43But what are these?
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Peter, Hart, Rice, Lerner.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Joe Hart's the England goalkeeper, Condoleezza Rice...
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Andy Lerner is a person. I don't know who that really is though.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Um...
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Peter could be Wane, Ebb, Fade. - You've got a minute left.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- Right, that's true.- Um, so it's definitely Lerner, Hart, Rice.
0:21:01 > 0:21:06- In which case...- I think it'll either be Peter or Wane.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07BUZZ
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- BUZZ - Oh, we're on one life.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Rice, Hart...
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- I think it'll be Wane. - Wane seems more of a surname.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20BUZZ
0:21:20 > 0:21:23No, that's it. Those are your three lives and the wall has frozen.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26But you found two groups and I will give you points
0:21:26 > 0:21:28for telling me the connections.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Constantine, John Wick, Hardball, Speed.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Films starring Keanu Reeves.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34They are Keanu Reeves films.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36And the second green group?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39They're all "the Great".
0:21:39 > 0:21:41"The Great". That's right, and you can still get points
0:21:41 > 0:21:43for connections in the groups you didn't find.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45So, let's resolve the wall.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48There we go. Starting "Taper", what is that group?
0:21:48 > 0:21:52So, those are all synonyms that mean "to decrease", "decline".
0:21:52 > 0:21:56That's absolutely right. Taper, peter, wane, fade.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Synonyms for each other. Types of decline.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01And the last group, starting Hart.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03They're all...goalkeepers.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08A couple of them ARE goalkeepers
0:22:08 > 0:22:12but, no, all together, they are lyricists of musicals.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Like Lerner and Loewe, Tim Rice. Musical lyricists.- Mm-hmm.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18But you found two groups and you get three points for the connections.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20That's a total of five.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Let's steward them out of the room and bring in the Parishioners now,
0:22:23 > 0:22:27for a brand-new Connecting Wall, the Water Wall. Same idea.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31You've got two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Malcolm X, Inside Man....
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Inside Man looks like a film. Standby, Deja Vu.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Election kind of things. - Election things, yes.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Ballot, exit poll.- Swing, exit poll. - Shall we try?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- BUZZ - It's something else there.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56- Right... What's cleavage good for? - Ha-ha.
0:22:56 > 0:23:01- Might be a word.- Cleavage, Cover, Ballot, Alter...
0:23:01 > 0:23:06Oh, it's "Alter-NATE". Ah... Heart, Deja Vu, Swing...
0:23:06 > 0:23:10- Note paper, ballot paper - is that anything?- Yes.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16- Er... Oh, dear.- Maybe not. - Alternate paper...
0:23:18 > 0:23:22I wonder about the films. If Deja Vu is a film, it could be Inside Man...
0:23:22 > 0:23:27- Malcolm X.- Ricochet. - Well done.- That's one.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30OK. Flight...
0:23:32 > 0:23:35You're about halfway through the time.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- Swing. Does that have anything to do with votes?- Swing vote.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Alternate vote.- Swing vote, no?
0:23:42 > 0:23:47- Swing vote. - Hustings. Exit poll?- Try.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- BUZZ - Try without Exit poll.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- BUZZ - Take out Swing. Take out Swing.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- BUZZ - No. Ballot?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57BUZZ
0:23:58 > 0:23:59BUZZ
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- It's none of those. - Oh, dear. Standby...
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Standby ticket, flight ticket, charge ticket, alternate ticket...
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Er...
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- 30 seconds.- Er...
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Um...
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Change of heart, change of swing, change of cover... Note...
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Just try.- Ten seconds. BUZZ
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Alternate, Swing, Hustings...
0:24:23 > 0:24:25BUZZ
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Er...
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Electric charge, electric cover...
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Oh, dear. What a horrible wall.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36People that have been looking forward to the return of this show
0:24:36 > 0:24:39are starting to wonder, starting to miss what was on last week.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42But you found one group and I will give you a point if you can tell me
0:24:42 > 0:24:47what connects Ricochet, Deja Vu, Malcolm X, Inside Man.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49We think they might all be films that starred Denzel Washington.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51They are Denzel Washington films. Very well done.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54And you can get points for the connections in the groups
0:24:54 > 0:24:56you didn't find, so let's resolve the wall.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58That's how it should have been. The green group.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06- Shall we go "charge"?- Charge.- That's not it. They are understudies.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07And the next group.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- Ooh.- Paper.- Paper?- Do you think? Just a guess.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17We'll say paper, but we're doubtful. Go on.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19I'm afraid it's "Take".
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- You take charge, take heart, take flight, take note.- Oh!- Yes.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25And the last group.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- These are all to do with elections. - Election terminology, yes.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30What's cleavage good for?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33A question I've asked myself on so many occasions.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36But you found one group and you get two points for the connections.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39That is a total of three and, take heart,
0:25:39 > 0:25:42there's another round to come. Let's go in and play round four.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52We're now going to play round four, the missing vowels round.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54This is where we put well-known names,
0:25:54 > 0:25:56phrases and sayings into connected groups of four,
0:25:56 > 0:26:00but we take out the vowels and respace the consonants,
0:26:00 > 0:26:03and I want the teams to tell me what are the disguised clues.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07Fingers on the bells. I can tell you that the first group are all...
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Taylor Swift.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Martin Short.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Blake Lively.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Will Young.- Yes, it is.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35Next category, questions you might hear in a job interview.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Where do you see yourself in five years' time?
0:26:44 > 0:26:46What is your biggest weakness?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48I haven't got all night. Next clue.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- Why did you leave your last job? - Very good.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Do you have any questions? - Excellent.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Next category. They won a Tony Award for Best Musical.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Avenue Q.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14Annie.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Fiddler On The Roof.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28- The King And I.- Good group for you. Next category.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- See you later, alligator. - That's the best one.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Have a nice day.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42MUSIC SIGNALS END OF ROUND
0:27:42 > 0:27:46That's it. It's the end of the quiz. Good round from you there, Ian,
0:27:46 > 0:27:48and very good categories from you earlier.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52But I can tell you, at the end of tonight's game, the winners,
0:27:52 > 0:27:54with 26 points, are the Parishioners.
0:27:54 > 0:27:58And in second place, with 15, it's the Stewards. So, very well done.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00You are through to the next round.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Stewards, you might be through to the next round.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05We've got new rules again this series
0:28:05 > 0:28:07and the two highest-scoring losers will go through.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Yes, a new structure.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12I look forward to telling you about THAT over the next 37 weeks!
0:28:12 > 0:28:14So, we may be seeing you again.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16If not, you've looked wonderful,
0:28:16 > 0:28:17you've quizzed very well.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Thank you for playing, and please join me next time
0:28:19 > 0:28:21for another episode of the quiz
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0:28:23 > 0:28:27from France's C'est Diabolique to America's Connect That,
0:28:27 > 0:28:30all the way through to Australia's Strewth, That's A Nut Scratcher.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Good night.