Detectives v Arrowheads

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0:00:21 > 0:00:24Hello and welcome to Only Connect.

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Now, before this series started,

0:00:25 > 0:00:30I ordered what was described as a bumper pack of ghost-themed intros,

0:00:30 > 0:00:31but not only have I just run out,

0:00:31 > 0:00:34I've also just heard that the one I was going to do for tonight's

0:00:34 > 0:00:38show has been stolen by an episode of Homes Under The Hammer

0:00:38 > 0:00:41that's being broadcast for an old Jacobean manor house.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Well, this has thrown BBC introductions into total disarray,

0:00:44 > 0:00:47not least because they're mainly a dating service these days,

0:00:47 > 0:00:49and I've had no choice but to steal an introduction

0:00:49 > 0:00:53from an episode of Springwatch that was meant to be an Easter special.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57So, egg-scuse me, but I'm very egg-cited about tonight's show,

0:00:57 > 0:00:59and that's no yolk.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02I've finished. Let's meet the teams.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06On my right, Ian King, a fund manager who once laughed

0:01:06 > 0:01:10politely at a bad joke told to him by Nelson Mandela.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Tim Harrison, an English literature graduate who owns

0:01:13 > 0:01:1712 acres of woodland where he's built himself a small cabin.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21And their captain, Tim Hall, a former accountant and crossword

0:01:21 > 0:01:25enthusiast who owns two sets of Joy Division oven gloves.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28United by an affection for detection, they are the Detectives.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Now, you won your first round match against the Theatricals.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32How are you feeling about this game?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35A bit more confident than we were before that one.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Well, that should chill the marrow of your opponents,

0:01:38 > 0:01:40who are on my left.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Sarah Lister, a fund administrator who has prepared escape routes

0:01:44 > 0:01:47from her home in case of a zombie attack.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Hannah Hogben, a fire investigator who enjoys playing darts,

0:01:51 > 0:01:52and shouts out the names of vegetables

0:01:52 > 0:01:54to distract her opponents.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57And their captain, Nick Lister,

0:01:57 > 0:02:01a classics graduate who once served Jeremy Paxman a cappuccino.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04United by a dedication to darts, they are the Arrowheads.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06You beat the Wombles in your first heat.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09What do you think is the secret to a successful Only Connect game?

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Erm, I think consistent scoring and then cashing in on the wall,

0:02:12 > 0:02:15where we've got the chance of ten points.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16A very good way of doing it.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18But nobody can cash in on anything...

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Well, they can't cash in on anything cos there's no money,

0:02:21 > 0:02:24no prizes, and it's all completely futile, but let's play anyway.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Once you're here... Round One, what is the connection

0:02:27 > 0:02:29between four apparently random clues?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Detectives, you won the toss, you'll be going first.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Which hieroglyph would you like? - Can we have Lion, please?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37I don't see why not. What is the connection between these clues?

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Here's the first...

0:02:43 > 0:02:45THEY CONFER

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Next please.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49THEY CONFER

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Next please.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03These, I... These are...

0:03:03 > 0:03:05THEY CONFER

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Next please.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14THEY CONFER

0:03:16 > 0:03:18BELL RINGS

0:03:18 > 0:03:21These are from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

0:03:24 > 0:03:25You want more, don't you?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27VICTORIA LAUGHS I'm going to accept that answer,

0:03:27 > 0:03:28but tell me a bit more.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Er, well, the cough-cough is obviously the, er,

0:03:31 > 0:03:33controversial Coughing Major episode.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Erm, Henry II, I think, is the one on which Judith Keppel won

0:03:36 > 0:03:39the first ever million pound prize.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41And I don't know about the others.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44They're all answers on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- You are right, but they're also answers that won the million.- Ah!

0:03:47 > 0:03:50They are million-winning answers. What were the questions?

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Obviously, Henry II, Judith Keppel,

0:03:51 > 0:03:53who was married to Eleanor of Aquitaine?

0:03:53 > 0:03:56What about Volt? Do you know what the question was?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Have a guess.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59First electric vehicle?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Which scientific unit was named after an Italian nobleman?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Arlington, Million. Do you know what the question was there?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08What is the first or the last race in the Triple Crown?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Actually, it's quite the opposite.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16Which of these races is NOT one of the American Triple Crown?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19And Googol, that was the famous one, Major Charles Ingram.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21What is a Googol?

0:04:21 > 0:04:25- One times ten to the hundred? - The one followed by 100 zeroes.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28John Carpenter, the first person to win the million

0:04:28 > 0:04:32dollars in America, did something very memorable with his lifelines.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33He had all three lifelines left,

0:04:33 > 0:04:36and he used it on the million dollar question to ring his father

0:04:36 > 0:04:40and say, "I just want you to know I'm about to win a million dollars."

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Very cool. Very cool.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Well done, Detectives, for a point,

0:04:44 > 0:04:45and, Arrowheads, what would you like?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Er, Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first...

0:04:55 > 0:04:57THEY CONFER

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Next, please.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08THEY CONFER

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Er, next.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21THEY CONFER

0:05:24 > 0:05:26BELL RINGS

0:05:26 > 0:05:29We think these are names of the Gladiators

0:05:29 > 0:05:31from the TV series Gladiators?

0:05:31 > 0:05:34I'm afraid that's not the answer, so I'm going to show the fourth clue

0:05:34 > 0:05:36to the Detectives for a possible bonus point.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- They're all Amazon. - They are all Amazons.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Are your team-mates telling you off there, Nick?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Yeah, cos that's what we told him to say. Never mind.- Sorry.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Sharron Davies was Amazon in the TV Gladiators.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46You didn't see that last one,

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Jeff Bezos company, that is Amazon.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Penthesilea, one of the Amazons in mythology,

0:05:51 > 0:05:55killed Achilles, and then Zeus brought Achilles back to life,

0:05:55 > 0:05:59and he killed Penthesilea cos he was a bit mean. And Man-Killer?

0:05:59 > 0:06:00- Do you know who that is?- No.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02In the Marvel comics, Marvel comic universe,

0:06:02 > 0:06:04that's Amazon the supervillain.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Well done, Detectives, you get the bonus point,

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- and what would you like? - Can we have Twisted Flax, please?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10The Twisted Flax. BELL RINGS

0:06:10 > 0:06:11It's the music question.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14That'll cheer you up, it's gone to the other team.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15What is the connection between the clues?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18You're going to hear the first one coming in now.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22# I lost my direction while dodging the flak

0:06:22 > 0:06:26# Oh, give me a hint or something

0:06:26 > 0:06:29# If I could freeze time at the flick of a switch... #

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Next.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33# White river

0:06:33 > 0:06:35# Thunder and war... #

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- OK, shall we take another one? - Yep.- Next please.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40# Workin' like a dog for the boss man

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- # Whoa - Workin' for the company

0:06:42 > 0:06:43# Oh, yeah

0:06:43 > 0:06:45# I'm bettin' on the dice I'm tossing

0:06:45 > 0:06:46# Whoa

0:06:46 > 0:06:47- # I'm gonna have a fantasy - Oh, yeah. #

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Next please.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52# There's a sign on the wall

0:06:52 > 0:06:54# But she wants to be sure

0:06:54 > 0:06:56# Cos you know sometimes... #

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Two seconds.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59BELL RINGS

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Do we have a clue? - Say Doomsday.- Stairs.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Arrowheads, you've got a chance of a bonus point.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09We think these are ways of going between floors or going up.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12You were too specific. They are simply ways of changing floors.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14What did we hear, apart from Stairway To Heaven,

0:07:14 > 0:07:16obviously, that's stairs, what else?

0:07:16 > 0:07:17We had Love In An Elevator...

0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Mm-hm.- ..by Aerosmith, and it sounded like Bob Dylan?

0:07:21 > 0:07:22No, David Gray, White Ladder.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27And then The Chameleons, Up The Down Escalator, that was the first one.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29So, yes, methods of changing floors, well done for the bonus.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Which question would you like?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Er, Water, please.- Water. OK, these are going to be picture clues.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36What connects them? Here's the first...

0:07:39 > 0:07:41THEY CONFER

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Yeah, next.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51THEY CONFER

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Next.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00THEY CONFER

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Er, next.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Three seconds.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15BELL RINGS No, the clock's run down.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17So, Detectives, another bonus chance for you.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- We have no idea.- No idea?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23OK...

0:08:23 > 0:08:27That first clue, the sports stadium, is known as Candlestick Park.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Second one is the Hitchcock film Rope.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34The album cover you didn't recognise, the Beatles' Revolver.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38And the last one, typographical symbol for a dagger. What are they?

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Cluedo weapons.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42They are Cluedo weapons.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Mrs White, the cook, has been replaced by Dr Orchid,

0:08:45 > 0:08:47who's a sort of sexy scientist.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50She's got a sort of sexy haircut, she's a beautiful young scientist.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51I found it very annoying.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55I understand changing a cook for a scientist, but so much younger?

0:08:55 > 0:08:56You're a hot scientist, Hannah.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Don't you think it's annoying that in bringing in a scientist,

0:08:59 > 0:09:01they had to have a sort of 22-year-old?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Why couldn't it have been frumpy, older scientist like Mrs White?

0:09:03 > 0:09:07I suppose there aren't quite so many of them that have broken through...

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- But there could be.- ..years ago.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12I... I find it irritating, because they think they're doing

0:09:12 > 0:09:15something so right-on by turning the cook into a scientist,

0:09:15 > 0:09:16but they couldn't resist

0:09:16 > 0:09:20making it someone sort of young and lipsticked and sort of beautiful.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Like those Hollywood films where someone would be, like,

0:09:22 > 0:09:24a vulcanologist, the expert. There's a disaster,

0:09:24 > 0:09:27there's only one vulcanologist who can help.

0:09:27 > 0:09:2822 and doesn't wear a bra.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29LAUGHTER

0:09:29 > 0:09:31The world expert, often the way.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32No points there, anyway.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34But, Detectives, you may choose a question.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Eye of Horus, please. - The Eye of Horus.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39What is the connection between these clues?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Here's the first.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44THEY CONFER

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Next, please.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Orange, that'll be the crime fiction, I think.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Not sure. Next, please.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03No idea what that is.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Next, please.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Green.- They're all green?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Green travel guide, green is crime fiction...

0:10:18 > 0:10:20They're all connected by green.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Yeah. They're all green books, absolutely right.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24You recognised the Michelin travel guide.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26The restaurant one is red, this one's green.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Did you know any of the other clues?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29We originally thought the crime fiction was orange,

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- but it is green, isn't it? - That is green.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Colonel Gaddafi's philosophy, it was a green book

0:10:33 > 0:10:36that schoolchildren in Libya were supposed to read,

0:10:36 > 0:10:38and slogans from it were pasted around the place.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Immunisation against infectious disease is the title of

0:10:41 > 0:10:45a UK Government publication, otherwise known as the Green Book.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Arrowheads, you'll be getting the last question, the Horned Viper.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50What is the connection between these clues?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Here's the first.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57THEY CONFER

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Next.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14That's seven days.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Is it dates between holidays?

0:11:16 > 0:11:19No, because there's May, beginning of... End of May.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20Next.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Just get the connection.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Next.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Two seconds.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Is it the dates of half-terms?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36I can't accept that answer.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37Detectives, possible bonus chance.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Is it the dates on which particular festivals can occur?

0:11:40 > 0:11:41The range in which they can occur?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44It's particular festivals, and actually, thinking about it,

0:11:44 > 0:11:46they wouldn't be half-terms, because at least one of them

0:11:46 > 0:11:49would be the full-on holidays. What are those festivals?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- There's Easter Sunday, and presumably Shrove Tuesday...- Mm-hm.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Monday May bank holiday.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56And the fourth clue is Thanksgiving in America.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00They're the range of dates during which particular festivals can fall.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03When do you think Easter Sunday was last on 22 March?

0:12:03 > 0:12:041953.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07It was 1818,

0:12:07 > 0:12:10and it won't happen again until 2285.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12I look forward to that one.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13That means, the end of round one,

0:12:13 > 0:12:16the Arrowheads have one point, the Detectives have four.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Sequences round now, and Detectives, you'll be going first again.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24So, which hieroglyph would you like?

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Can we have...

0:12:25 > 0:12:26..Horned Viper, please?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29I don't see why not. You ask so nicely.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31What would come fourth in this sequence?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Here's the first.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Does that mean anything?

0:12:37 > 0:12:41THEY CONFER

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Next, please.

0:12:48 > 0:12:54THEY CONFER

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Next, please.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Is it when the hands intersect...?

0:13:01 > 0:13:06THEY CONFER

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Two seconds.

0:13:14 > 0:13:1611:57...

0:13:18 > 0:13:19..45.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20Not the right answer.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Arrowheads, you've got the chance for the bonus point now.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Is it 12:00:00?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29It is 12:00:00. And why is that?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31I believe it's when the hands

0:13:31 > 0:13:33exactly line up, all three hands on a watch.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35That's exactly what it is.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39We're looking at the hour, minute and second of a clock or watch,

0:13:39 > 0:13:41and this is when the hands would meet up.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43I think it would be easier for people

0:13:43 > 0:13:44if we demonstrated, wouldn't it?

0:13:44 > 0:13:47So, 08:43:38, what are the hands doing?

0:13:47 > 0:13:49They would be pointing down.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51LAUGHTER

0:13:51 > 0:13:54I don't know my left and right and I can't tell the time, so...

0:13:54 > 0:13:56OK. 09:49:05?

0:13:58 > 0:13:59- Ten to ten... - LAUGHTER

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Like that.

0:14:01 > 0:14:0410:54:33?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06I think it's that...

0:14:06 > 0:14:07And let's see the last one.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09LAUGHTER

0:14:09 > 0:14:11That is the answer. Very well done.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12Times when clock hands meet.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14The next time it happens after 10:54

0:14:14 > 0:14:17is 12 o'clock precisely. Well done.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20So, the bonus for you and your own chance to choose.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Lion, please.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23The Lion. What would come fourth in this sequence?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Here's the first.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30- Right, next?- Yeah. Next?

0:14:32 > 0:14:36THEY CONFER

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Goals... Away goals...

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Totals at... Shall we have another?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Can we go next?

0:14:47 > 0:14:51- After this, it would be penalty shoot-out...- OK.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Penalty shoot-outs.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Is the right answer. What's happening here?

0:14:55 > 0:14:59This would be the way of deciding the outcome in a knockout

0:14:59 > 0:15:03football match, for instance, a Champions League knockout section.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05I think particularly a two-legged Champions League match,

0:15:05 > 0:15:08because the away goals, obviously, that's relevant

0:15:08 > 0:15:10when each team have played at home and away.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13So you'd initially decide the winner on goals, then away goals,

0:15:13 > 0:15:15if it was still the same, they'd have extra time,

0:15:15 > 0:15:17and if not, a penalty shoot-out.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18Detectives, what would you like?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Can we have Twisted Flax, please?

0:15:20 > 0:15:21Yes, you may.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24The Twisted Flax. What would come fourth in this sequence?

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Here's the first.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29OK, this is...

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Carnivores getting bigger.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Next, please.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39These are the Big Five in game...

0:15:39 > 0:15:40OK, what are they?

0:15:40 > 0:15:42So you're going to have...

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Elephants... Giraffe, elephant...

0:15:44 > 0:15:45Is it going to be...?

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Leopard, lion, buffalo...

0:15:47 > 0:15:48..giraffe, elephant?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Giraffe, bigger than...?

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Shall we go to...giraffe?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54It'll be less than an elephant.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55Shall we try that?

0:15:55 > 0:15:58It's worth a guess.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03We think it will be giraffe is less than elephant.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05That may well be so,

0:16:05 > 0:16:07but it's not the answer to this question, I'm afraid.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09So I'm going to show the third in the sequence to the Arrowheads

0:16:09 > 0:16:11for a possible bonus point.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Black rhino less than hippo?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17That's not it either.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20The black rhino is smaller than an African elephant.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Now, I think you knew the sequence, which is what?

0:16:23 > 0:16:24- Big Five African animals. - It's the Big Five,

0:16:24 > 0:16:27it used to be game hunters were trying to kill them.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Now, they're trying to see them on a safari.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33But the Big Five are leopard, lion, buffalo, rhino, elephant,

0:16:33 > 0:16:36and we're going up in order of size.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Which question for you, Arrowheads?

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Eye of Horus, please.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42The Eye of Horus. What would come fourth in the sequence?

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Here's the first.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48OK.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Next.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Is that, like, the...

0:16:56 > 0:16:58You know, like the subtitle of a...

0:16:59 > 0:17:03..a book or story, where it's the diverse, tawdry, something,

0:17:03 > 0:17:05something story of so-and-so?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07- But... - Shall we have the next one?- Yeah.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Next.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14I don't know, then. Lenya looks like Kenya.

0:17:14 > 0:17:19THEY CONFER

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Go for it.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Two seconds.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Smith.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28That's a very good guess. I know you don't know the answer.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Detectives, do you want to have a go for a bonus point?

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Brecht.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33That's not it.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Now, what if I were to tell you that the answer is Brown?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37- Does that help?- No.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39This is the kind of question, you'll just get it, or it's not.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41- It's the song, Mack The Knife.- Oh.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44It's the victims, in order they appear.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Now, there's a few versions where Diver and Tawdry

0:17:46 > 0:17:49are the other way around, but in probably the most famous,

0:17:49 > 0:17:51the Bobby Darin one that was number one for a long time,

0:17:51 > 0:17:52it's this way around.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Diver, Tawdry, Lenya, and the last victim, Lucy Brown.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Horrible. All about murder and victims.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00You can be proud of yourself for not knowing that.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Who wants to dwell on such things?

0:18:02 > 0:18:04- What about a choice? - Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06OK. What would come fourth in this sequence?

0:18:06 > 0:18:07Here's the first.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12THEY CONFER

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Next, please.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Next, please.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27OK, so what's the connection?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29It's not chronological...

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Is it something to do with the...?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Is it the years they came to the throne?

0:18:33 > 0:18:351603...

0:18:35 > 0:18:381603, was it James the...?

0:18:38 > 0:18:42- I?- I, was that 1603?

0:18:42 > 0:18:45James VI in Scotland, James I of England.

0:18:47 > 0:18:4903, James I and VI.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Correct answer. Very well done.

0:18:52 > 0:18:5503, James I. What is happening here?

0:18:55 > 0:18:58It's the year they were, they came to the throne.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00That's right. It's years of succession.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03So people that came to the throne when the century was at 00,

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Henry I in...?

0:19:05 > 0:19:061100.

0:19:06 > 0:19:07Edward VII in...?

0:19:07 > 0:19:081901.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Queen Anne in...?

0:19:10 > 0:19:11- 1702.- Yes, exactly,

0:19:11 > 0:19:14and then the person who came to the throne in a year ending 03,

0:19:14 > 0:19:171603, James I. Very well done.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Arrowheads, one question remains. The Water question.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Always seems to be left till last, the Water, I don't know why.

0:19:22 > 0:19:23These are going to picture clues,

0:19:23 > 0:19:26what sort of thing would you expect to see in the fourth picture?

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Here's the first.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31I don't know...

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Next.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Is that Chris Hoy on the left?

0:19:37 > 0:19:38- No.- No.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Don't know.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42I don't know who it is.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43Next.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47It's the finish flag.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51Chequered flag... Is check...? Something check?

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Is it chequer...?

0:19:55 > 0:19:56THEY CONFER

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Yeah. Go for it.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00It's the best I've got.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Picture of 10 Downing Street?

0:20:03 > 0:20:04For what reason?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07That the preceding picture is chequered,

0:20:07 > 0:20:10- so I believe it's Checkers, Prime Minister's residence.- Oh!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12That's really good, that's a really good guess.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14It doesn't work for this, but it's a good guess.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Detectives, your last chance for bonus points.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Do we have any idea? We have no idea.- OK.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Your problem is you don't recognise the people in the second picture.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24- It's Guy Ritchie...- On the left. - ..and Guy Pearce.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28The guys. In the first picture it's the band, The Nice.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Nice Guys...

0:20:30 > 0:20:32..finish last.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Got a picture of James Last,

0:20:34 > 0:20:36the composer and big band leader.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Nice guys didn't get that particular question. Unlucky.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44At the end of round two, the Arrowheads have got...

0:20:45 > 0:20:47The Detectives have six.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Time for the Connecting Wall, now, and Arrowheads,

0:20:51 > 0:20:52you'll be going first this time.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55So please choose lion or water.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56- Er, lion, please.- Lion. OK.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59You have 2.5 minutes to solve this wall,

0:20:59 > 0:21:00starting...now.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07THEY CONFER

0:21:13 > 0:21:16- I don't actually recognise... - Try Bangla?

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Yes.- That's good.- Good.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Right.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Hypnosis, willpower - are these ways of overcoming...?- Oh!

0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Smoking.- Smoking, yeah, for instance.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- What's the last one?- Patches.- Oh.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Something else, then.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Is, is one of these things, like, marmalade...for curing your addiction, no?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Hot curries?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Maybe...

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- OK. Um...- Borrowed words, borrowed words from other languages.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48- Ooh, yes.- Vindaloo's... Palaver looks like it could be.- Yeah.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Marmalade looks like it is.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Do you think fetish, or albino?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Would that be Latin?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Try that one.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Keep thinking.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Or hypnosis?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Hypnosis is, that's Greek.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Oh, yeah.- That...could be...

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Three lives, now.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10- Do we know what those are? - So, we think these...

0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Are for curing addictions. - That's the four we've put together.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- What's the...?- Madonna - I can only think of a singer.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Is there... Oh, there's Lady Marmalade,

0:22:17 > 0:22:19and Madonna, were both...

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Madonna, in the Beatles.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Lady Eleanor.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- So, Lady...- I feel like, Lady Willpower.- Yeah?- Or Lady Hypnosis?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Yeah. Will we try Willpower first?

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Have we tried, is Allen Carr not the person who invented...

0:22:30 > 0:22:31- ..the system or something? - Possibly.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34- Shall we try the willpower? - Yeah. Yeah?- Yeah.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Very well done, you've solved the wall.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39And what about the connections?

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Bangla and so on in the blue group, what's that?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44These are all types of beer that you might get in an Indian

0:22:44 > 0:22:45restaurant.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48That's right. "Indian" beers, although not all brewed in India,

0:22:48 > 0:22:50but they're Indian-style beers, very well done.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54And the green group - fetish, albino, and so on?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56They could be loaned words from other languages.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Loan words from what language?

0:22:58 > 0:22:59Er, Hindi?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Not it. Loan words from Portuguese.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Ah!- Oh!- I did need to hear that specific thing, loan words

0:23:04 > 0:23:05from Portuguese.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08And the next group - Eleanor, willpower, marmalade, Madonna?

0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Can all be preceded by lady. - That's right, they're songs.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Lady Eleanor, Lady Willpower,

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Lady Marmalade, or Mar-mah-lard, perhaps, Lady Madonna.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19And the last group - Allen Carr, gum, hypnosis, patches?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Ways of curing addiction to smoking.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24That's right. You don't know Allen Carr?

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Allen Carr wrote the book Easy Way To Stop Smoking,

0:23:26 > 0:23:28and people go to workshops. That's how I stopped.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30So, four points for finding the groups.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Three more for the connections. That's a total of seven.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Time to bring in the Detectives now, give them the other wall,

0:23:35 > 0:23:36the water wall.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38See what they can do about solving it.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42You have 2.5 minutes. It'd be unfair to give you anything different, that's what they had.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Two and a half minutes, starting...now.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47OK.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53THEY CONFER

0:23:55 > 0:23:57And prairie. Ooh, well done.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59OK, dirndl is a sort of garment.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Miniskirt.- Hobble's a sort of skirt, isn't it? Dirndl, so it could be skirts.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Pencil skirt, grass skirt, miniskirt...- OK.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Pencil.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Cos hobble'll be...

0:24:12 > 0:24:13Things which have blades.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Helicopter.- Razor.- Sheffield.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Sheffield United are The Blades. What else has blades?

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Blades of grass.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20OK.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Three lives, now.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23So...

0:24:23 > 0:24:26- What's oy?- Well, it's not a skirt. There's no oy skirt, is there?

0:24:26 > 0:24:28- No, no, but what is an Oy, do we know?- No.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30So, it must be mini, pencil...

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Must be hobble, skirt something.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Might be skirt,

0:24:34 > 0:24:37so it could be gang, oy, prairie, young. At least three of those.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Oyster, gangster, youngster.- And?

0:24:43 > 0:24:45THEY LAUGH

0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Minister.- Yes!- Correct.- So, so...

0:24:47 > 0:24:48..that'll be ministers, and

0:24:48 > 0:24:50the other one will be...

0:24:50 > 0:24:51- ..types of skirt.- Looks that way.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53And that's grasslands

0:24:53 > 0:24:55- and that's blades.- Yup.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57And that's "sters".

0:24:57 > 0:24:58And this is...

0:24:58 > 0:25:00- Just do it.- Go for it!

0:25:00 > 0:25:01- Yeah.- Skirts.

0:25:01 > 0:25:02You've solved the wall!

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Very well done.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05What about the connections?

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Starting sward, campo, savannah, veldt.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10They're all sorts of grassland.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11Areas of grassland.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15And the green group - grass, Sheffield United, helicopter,

0:25:15 > 0:25:17- razor?- All blades.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19All blades. Sheffield United, known as the Blades.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20And what about this one? Mini,

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- gang, oy, young?- You can put "ster" after them.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27Minister, gangster, oyster, youngster. Well spotted.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30And the last group - dirndl, hobble, pencil and prairie.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32We think this is ladies' clothing,

0:25:32 > 0:25:34they're some sort of skirt or dress style.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Would you like to be specific?

0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Skirts.- Yes.- They are skirts.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41That was actually the first group you spotted!

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Really good on the skirts.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Four points for finding the groups, four for the connections,

0:25:45 > 0:25:48bonus of two, that is the maximum of ten.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49Let's have a look at the overall scores.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59We are now going to play the missing vowels round.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01So, fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04The first group are all examples of...

0:26:08 > 0:26:09Detectives?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Apples and pears, stairs...and stairs.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12I can't take it. Arrowheads,

0:26:12 > 0:26:15- do you know?- Apples and pears and stairs.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17That's right. Got to take your first answer. Next clue.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Detectives?

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Barnet fair and hair.- That's right.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Don't know this one? It's Adam and Eve and Believe.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Next clue.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Arrowheads?

0:26:38 > 0:26:41- Butchers' hook and look. - That's right. Next category...

0:26:45 > 0:26:46Arrowheads?

0:26:46 > 0:26:47- Comparison.- Correct.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51Arrowheads?

0:26:51 > 0:26:52- Cricket match.- Correct.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Detectives?

0:26:56 > 0:26:57- Pair of curtains.- Correct.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01Detectives?

0:27:01 > 0:27:03The short straw. Yes, indeed.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Next category...

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Arrowheads?

0:27:09 > 0:27:11- Deimos and Phobos.- Correct.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Arrowheads?

0:27:15 > 0:27:17- Miranda and Oberon.- Yes, it is.

0:27:21 > 0:27:22Arrowheads?

0:27:22 > 0:27:25- Hyperion and Titan. - Good mooning! Next clue.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29Detectives?

0:27:29 > 0:27:30- Europa and Io.- Yes, it is.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Oh, my goodness. No more categories.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40The bell has gone for the end of the quiz, and I can tell you

0:27:40 > 0:27:43that the winners, with 19 points,

0:27:43 > 0:27:45are the Detectives.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47The Arrowheads have 18!

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Great quizzing in round four,

0:27:50 > 0:27:51but not quite enough.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Still, you're not going home.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55Nobody goes home now. You're here, probably, forever.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57You're both through to some sort of round.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Well done, everybody.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01I look forward to seeing you all again.

0:28:01 > 0:28:02And thank you for watching.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05It's been lovely growing older with you over the last half hour.

0:28:05 > 0:28:09We'll never again be as young as we were at the start of this show.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11Or at the start of the missing vowels round.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Or at the start of this sentence.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15But we've kept our minds active,

0:28:15 > 0:28:17haven't we, in a sedentary sort of way?

0:28:17 > 0:28:18And now we're all, I would estimate,

0:28:18 > 0:28:23between 28 and 32 minutes closer to the grave.

0:28:23 > 0:28:24Could be worse! Goodbye.