0:00:21 > 0:00:25Hello, and welcome to Only Connect, where I'm very relieved.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Because we've finally clarified things after a legal
0:00:27 > 0:00:30complaint from Agatha Christie's estate.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Apparently, Round Two, the sequences round, where the conclusion
0:00:33 > 0:00:35is dramatically revealed at the end,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38is an infringement of 14 different
0:00:38 > 0:00:41narrative structure patents that the estate has registered.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42But our lawyers have responded,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45and apparently we're in the clear as long as I'm not a wizened
0:00:45 > 0:00:48old lady making gnomic pronouncements over her knitting.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50So we've got at least another six months.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Joining me to quiz this evening are...
0:00:53 > 0:00:56on my right, Tom West.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59A law graduate with an interest in light opera, who sang a wrong note
0:00:59 > 0:01:03while performing a bass solo live on Mexican television.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Hugh Trimble.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06An English teacher who plays the ukulele,
0:01:06 > 0:01:08and has written a song about his fridge.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11And their captain, Gail Trimble.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14A classics graduate with a passion for choral singing,
0:01:14 > 0:01:16who, aged five, insisted that her birthday cake read
0:01:16 > 0:01:18"Happy birthday, Janet."
0:01:18 > 0:01:21United by a soft spot for small board game figurines,
0:01:21 > 0:01:23they are the Meeples.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Now, you won your opening heat against the Tequila Slammers,
0:01:26 > 0:01:28but you lost to the Belgophiles.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30What have you learned from the Only Connect experience?
0:01:30 > 0:01:34We have learned to invent strange, catchy new lyrics to Beatles songs,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37and that we need to know a lot more about reality TV.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Very good life lessons, I'm sure.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43This evening you are facing, on my left, Tracey Rawlins.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46A community development worker with a love of penguins
0:01:46 > 0:01:49and an intense phobia of all other birds.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Andy Rawlins, a programme manager and former charity worker
0:01:53 > 0:01:57who was rescued from a car crash by a noted Coronation Street actor.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59And their captain, Ian Fellows.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01A vicar with a Masters in law,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04whose godson's sister's godfather is Bear Grylls.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07All members of the same church, they are the Parishioners.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09You beat the Stewards in your opening heat,
0:02:09 > 0:02:11but you lost to the Vikings in Round Two.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13How have you prepared for this next encounter?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16We heard that tannin is good for the synapses in your brain,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18so we've drunk lots of tea.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Excellent!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Two married couples, I think we have on tonight's quiz.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Things could get very scratchy, I can't wait! Let's play Round One.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Parishioners, you won the toss, you'll be going first, please choose
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- an Egyptian hieroglyph. - Eye of Horus, please.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33The Eye of Horus.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36What is the connection between these picture clues? Here's the first.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40It's a raspberry.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Golden Raspberry Awards...?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Like to go next? Next, please.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50A joystick.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Raspberry, joystick...
0:02:53 > 0:02:57I was thinking, is it, like, an iPad, Raspberry, Blackberry...?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- No, can't really get... Next. - Next, please.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Doc Marten, that's boots...
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Anything at all?- Next.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08And next.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Globe...
0:03:12 > 0:03:13BELL
0:03:13 > 0:03:15We're going to say that they
0:03:15 > 0:03:16are all things that can be Golden,
0:03:16 > 0:03:20as awards. The Golden Raspberries, the Golden Globe, Golden Boot.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Lost our way on the joystick.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25That's right, the Golden Joystick
0:03:25 > 0:03:27is for the best video games of the year. Well done.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28You seemed to be miles away, then
0:03:28 > 0:03:30suddenly had the answer.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31What are the Golden Raspberries?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Are they the "Razzies", for the worst films
0:03:34 > 0:03:36and worst performances at the cinema?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38That's right, a few categories -
0:03:38 > 0:03:40"Most Flatulent Teen-Targeted Movie"
0:03:40 > 0:03:42went to Jackass: The Movie.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44"Worst Eye-Gouging Misuse of 3-D",
0:03:44 > 0:03:46that went to The Last Airbender.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48All "Golden" awards -
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Golden Boot, of course, or Shoe,
0:03:49 > 0:03:53given to the top goal-scorer in the FIFA World Cup. Well done.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Meeples, what would you like?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Twisted Flax, please. - The Twisted Flax.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59What do these clues have in common? Here's the first.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- It's a place in the Midlands... - Right...- Next.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- Are they all...- It's not Royal Sutton Coldfield.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Keep going?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13- Yeah.- Next.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Maybe they ARE all... It is Royal... It's Royal Leamington Spa.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- It is, yeah.- Shall I just go for that? Or shall we...
0:04:22 > 0:04:24..take one more?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Next.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27- Yeah.- Yeah. - BELL
0:04:28 > 0:04:31They've all had "Royal" added to their names.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32They've all had Royal added, yes -
0:04:32 > 0:04:35most famously in recent times Wootton Bassett,
0:04:35 > 0:04:36because the fallen
0:04:36 > 0:04:38returned home there from 2007
0:04:38 > 0:04:39and the locals gave them
0:04:39 > 0:04:43such a wonderful warm reception, it was named Royal Wootton Bassett.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Royal towns of England, well done.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Parishioners, back to you for a choice.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49- Horned Viper, please.- Horned Viper.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52OK, well done, you've avoided the music question.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54These clues have something in common, but what is it?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Here's the first.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Same-sex fan fiction relationship...
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Stuff online...?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Next, please.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Closed HTML tag.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10There is a name for it, isn't there, which is...
0:05:10 > 0:05:13You kind of conflate two people's names together.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Why that would be same-sex, I don't know... Next, please.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21Saul Hudson? Is it a conflation of two different names?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Is that anything on the HTML tag? - Doesn't...- No.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Next, please.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Doing a wee. Thanks!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Erm... Five seconds.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Er...- Two seconds.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36BELL
0:05:36 > 0:05:37We would like to say that somehow
0:05:37 > 0:05:39they're all conflations of two different names
0:05:39 > 0:05:41pushed into one,
0:05:41 > 0:05:43but then you were "doing a wee."
0:05:43 > 0:05:45So we don't know how that one fits.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46What's lovely about you is
0:05:46 > 0:05:48faced with the clue "doing a wee"
0:05:48 > 0:05:50we trust you not to say anything unbroadcastable.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51But I'm afraid your guess
0:05:51 > 0:05:53is not the right answer.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Meeples, do you want to have a go for a bonus point?- Slash.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Is the right answer!- Ah!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59What clues did you recognise?
0:05:59 > 0:06:03The first one, so you have Kirk/Spock or whatever..
0:06:03 > 0:06:04That's right -
0:06:04 > 0:06:06in fan fiction, on the internet,
0:06:06 > 0:06:08when they're going to write
0:06:08 > 0:06:09about a couple from a favourite
0:06:09 > 0:06:12TV show or something being in a same-sex relationship,
0:06:12 > 0:06:13you put a slash between their names.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14I mean, I have no idea.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Have you ever read fan fiction
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- on the internet?- Not really.- Oh...
0:06:19 > 0:06:23I have a friend who writes it. I've read HIS.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Hugh, you are suspicious of this!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Does she read fan fiction on the internet?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Not that I was previously aware of.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30How do you know this fact?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Erm... Through reading stuff on the internet
0:06:33 > 0:06:34ABOUT fan fiction on the internet.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Of course!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Just normal research. - Perfectly respectable.- Yeah!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39The closed HTML tag,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42I don't think anybody wants us to describe.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Saul Hudson, who's that? - That's Slash from Guns N' Roses.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45The guitarist from Guns N' Roses,
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Slash is the connection, well done.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48So you get a bonus,
0:06:48 > 0:06:50and what would you like for a question?
0:06:50 > 0:06:51- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds. OK.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Bob Holness...?- Yes.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Hexagons... Next.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05That's the battle in Zulu.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- OK.- Did it involve...hexagons?
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Squares... They formed...
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Squares, yeah, exactly...
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Next.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Is a kind of... It's hexagons, it's definitely hexagons.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Yeah.- Things around... Six things around something else.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- I think let's go for it.- Yeah.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24BELL
0:07:24 > 0:07:25We think they all involve hexagons.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27That is a good strategy for a guess,
0:07:27 > 0:07:29but I'm afraid that's not the right answer.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31I'm going to show the fourth clue
0:07:31 > 0:07:32to the Parishioners,
0:07:32 > 0:07:34for a bonus point.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36We think they involve unequal teams.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Unequal sides, that is the answer.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Talk me through the clues.- Oh!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Blockbusters is two against one. - Mm-hm.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Rorke's Drift was a small number of British soldiers
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- against a large number of Zulu warriors.- Mm-hm.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Fox and Geese I think is a game where you have a small
0:07:51 > 0:07:53number of foxes chasing a large number of geese...
0:07:53 > 0:07:55And the ice hockey clue?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Don't know exactly what happens there.- A power play is when
0:07:58 > 0:08:00a player or two is on the bench,
0:08:00 > 0:08:02they're serving a penalty,
0:08:02 > 0:08:05and one team has got more than the others.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Now, you say Blockbusters, it's two against one -
0:08:07 > 0:08:08to us, of course,
0:08:08 > 0:08:11that is redolent with meaning,
0:08:11 > 0:08:12but to viewers who don't know,
0:08:12 > 0:08:13what is Blockbusters?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15A quiz show in the 1980s and 1990s,
0:08:15 > 0:08:17involving teams of students,
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- split two against one.- Exactly -
0:08:19 > 0:08:20"I'll have a P, please, Bob."
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Unequal sides is the connection,
0:08:22 > 0:08:23well done.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24And your own question,
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- what's it to be? - Can we have Water, please?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Yes, you can. What is the connection between these clues?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Here's the first.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Paul Newman's first film. Any ideas?
0:08:33 > 0:08:34No. No clue.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Next, please.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Third Indiana Jones film is the...
0:08:39 > 0:08:41The Last Crusade...?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Don't know, next.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Next, please.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47First Robert Langdon film.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49So, Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade...
0:08:52 > 0:08:55I don't know. Do you want to go next? We've got a bit of time.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58The last is the interesting thing, but shall we...?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Don't know. Go next.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Next, please.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04First "proper" Monty Python film...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Crusades.- Yeah, go for it.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08BELL
0:09:08 > 0:09:10We're going for...Crusades?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I'm afraid that's not the answer.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14So a bonus chance for you, Meeples.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- They all involve the Holy Grail. - They all involve the Holy Grail!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18How do they involve it?
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Well - Monty Python And The Holy Grail
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- is the quest going on there. - That's right, and the clue says
0:09:23 > 0:09:24"First proper Monty Python film",
0:09:24 > 0:09:27because And Now For Something Completely Different was
0:09:27 > 0:09:28a collection of sketches.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29And the other clues?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32The Indiana Jones is The Last Crusade,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35where...that's what they're searching for, as opposed to
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- the Ark of the Covenant or anything else.- Exactly so.- Erm...
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Robert Langdon is the Da Vinci Code guy,
0:09:41 > 0:09:44which...I guess involves the Holy Grail.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45It does involve the Holy Grail,
0:09:45 > 0:09:47let's not have any more spoilers.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49And the first one, the 1954 film The Silver Chalice,
0:09:49 > 0:09:51also involving the Holy Grail, well spotted.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53So that's a bonus,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56and you may have the last question of the round, the Lion question.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57DING There it is -
0:09:57 > 0:10:01what is the connection between these musical clues? Here's the first.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:10:02 > 0:10:05That's the Witches' Sabbath from...
0:10:05 > 0:10:07..er...
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- We're going to have to have the next one.- Next.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14# I was sitting... #
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Symphonie Fantastique.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16# On the roof of my house... #
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Fantastic. Anything else? Do you know?- The Witches' Sabbath.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Or witches.- I don't know.- Next.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25# Well, I know you want a lover... #
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Berlioz.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27# Let me tell you, brother
0:10:27 > 0:10:31# She's been sleeping in the devil's bed... #
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- Something about witches. She's sleeping in the devil's bed...- Next.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37# She's gone where the goblins go! Below, below, below... #
0:10:37 > 0:10:39BELL
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Witches.- Is the right answer.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43What did we hear?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45The first one was...
0:10:45 > 0:10:48It's from Symphonie Fantastique by Berlioz. The Witches' Sabbath.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Dream Of A Witches' Sabbath. Very well done.- Yeah.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52The last one must have been The Wizard Of Oz, was it?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- It was The Wizard Of Oz. - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Was that Witchy Woman? - Witchy Woman from the Eagles.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59And the second clue?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Can't even remember that.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Bloc Party. Hunting For Witches.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Very well done. Do you know any witches?
0:11:06 > 0:11:07- Ha.- Not personally.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10But...our great-great-grandmother
0:11:10 > 0:11:12once saw a nanny person change herself into white hare
0:11:12 > 0:11:15and run through all the pots and pans in the kitchen cupboard
0:11:15 > 0:11:16without breaking any of them.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Well, that's conclusive! If anything is.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Yeah. I mean, our mother told us.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23And that means at the end of Round One,
0:11:23 > 0:11:25the Parishioners have two points,
0:11:25 > 0:11:26the Meeples have four.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31On to Round Two. The Sequences Round.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Parishioners, you'll go first again. Which hieroglyph would you like?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36We'll stick with the Eye of Hours.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39The Eye of Horus. I'll be showing you the first in a sequence.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41What do you think the fourth clue would be?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Your time starts now.
0:11:44 > 0:11:451st: 100.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Next please.
0:11:47 > 0:11:492nd: 500.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51What are the Roman numerals?
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Er... C...
0:11:52 > 0:11:56And the Roman numeral for 500 is...
0:11:56 > 0:11:58..D.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Er... C, D...
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Next, please.
0:12:04 > 0:12:053rd: 1.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07C, D, I. It's not especially helpful.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Er... Anything at all, Tracey?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- No...- C, D, I...
0:12:12 > 0:12:15So, the fourth is going to be
0:12:15 > 0:12:17a numeral, might be a Roman numeral.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Er, C, D, I...
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- It's going to be the next in the alphabet, which is...- Two seconds.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23BELL
0:12:23 > 0:12:26So, we think it is 4th: 50.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Is the right answer. Very well done.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32You spotted the sequence really early. What is happening here?
0:12:32 > 0:12:33So we're moving...
0:12:33 > 0:12:35We've got Roman numerals, but it's their alphabetical position.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39So the first Roman numeral, if you write them all alphabetically,
0:12:39 > 0:12:40- is C for 100.- Uh-huh.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Second is D for 500.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43The third is I for 1.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47And the fourth, then, fluke at the last minute, is L for 50.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49That's exactly right. Perfectly explained.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Well done.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Back to you, Meeples, for a choice.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Horned Viper, please. - The Horned Viper. OK.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55These are going to be picture clues.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58What sort of thing would you expect in the fourth picture?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Here's the first.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Hm. I don't know who that is.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05THEY CONFER
0:13:07 > 0:13:0919th century. No, don't know. Next.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Um, male and female. Could again mean to embrace...
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Could be anything at all.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Next.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Six.- Six. VI.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Er...
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Um...
0:13:27 > 0:13:29So could it be...? Oh, Sax. Sex. Six.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Sox?- Like the Red Sox.- Yeah.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Yeah. OK.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35BELL
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Er, the Boston Red Sox.- Is exactly the answer we chose ourselves.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- What is happening here?- That's Sox.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45The previous one, VI, Roman numeral six.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47The second one is a representation of sex.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- So the first one must be Adolphe Sax?- It's Adolphe Sax.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53And the clue is he is holding a saxophone there in the picture.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55He invented the saxophone.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Yes, I like the picture they chose to indicate sex. Quite right.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01This isn't Channel 4! That's how we indicate sex. And, yes,
0:14:01 > 0:14:03another alphabetical one,
0:14:03 > 0:14:04but this time English letters.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06A, E, I and the next vowel, O.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09The Boston Red Sox, a very good example.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Parishioners, what would you like?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12We'll go for the Lion, please.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14The Lion. DING!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Oh. What a treat. It's a music sequence.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21I wonder what piece of music will come fourth.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Here's the first.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25# Na na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na... #
0:14:25 > 0:14:27THEY CONFER
0:14:27 > 0:14:29# Na-na-na-na
0:14:29 > 0:14:31# Need somebody to help me say it one time
0:14:31 > 0:14:33# Na na-na-na-na... #
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Next, please.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36# Meet at parties through the friends of friends
0:14:36 > 0:14:38# Who they never know
0:14:38 > 0:14:42# Will you pick me up, or do I meet you there, or shall we let it go?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44# Did you get my message? Cos I looked in vain... #
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Next, please.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47# Cos we love our love
0:14:47 > 0:14:49# In different sizes
0:14:49 > 0:14:51# I love her body... #
0:14:51 > 0:14:52So we've got Perfect 10.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54It's whether we count down or count up.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56# Time takes its toll
0:14:56 > 0:14:59# But not on the eyes
0:14:59 > 0:15:00# Promise me... #
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Two seconds. BELL
0:15:02 > 0:15:04West End Girls by the Pet Shop Boys.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07So, Meeples, you want to have a go for a bonus?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I Am The One And Only by Chesney Hawkes.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Exactly the example that we WOULD have chosen ourselves.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- What is the sequence? - Going down by powers of 10.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Um, so Hugh is the one who actually knows what these all are.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20- Perfect 10?- Perfect 10 -
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Beautiful South, isn't it? - was the third one.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Second one, is that Another Hundred People from Company?
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Yes, it is, from Company. Sondheim.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30And the first one was Land Of A Thousand Dances which, I think,
0:15:30 > 0:15:31is Solomon Burke?
0:15:31 > 0:15:32- Wilson Pickett.- Ah!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34But that's right. We are dividing by 10 each time,
0:15:34 > 0:15:36so we wanted an example of one.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38We would have chosen The One And Only. We haven't got it.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40We literally don't have it in our collection,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42so in order to explain to the viewers what we mean by that song,
0:15:42 > 0:15:44we're going to have to recreate it ourselves.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I'm looking forward to this tremendously.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48One, two, three!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51# I am the one and only
0:15:51 > 0:15:55# Nobody I'd rather be
0:15:55 > 0:15:58# I am the one and only
0:15:58 > 0:16:02# You can't take that away from me. #
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Oh, this is the happiest I've been all series! That was beautiful.
0:16:06 > 0:16:11We had a bit of harmonising as well. That was absolutely lovely! Lovely!
0:16:11 > 0:16:16Why don't we just forget the rest of the quiz and just sing? Fantastic.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18But we'd better have another question, I suppose.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20That is the idea of the thing.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Meeples, what would you like?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23- Water, please.- Water. OK.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Here's the first.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30A spirit, a shade?
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Next.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Rain?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Snow?- Oh...
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- Um...- Or hail.- Hail?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Yeah.- Yeah.- An angel.- Yeah.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Next.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Oh...
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Um... To console somebody.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53So to...to help them, to...
0:16:53 > 0:16:55THEY CONFER
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Um, er...
0:16:59 > 0:17:00THEY CONFER
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Um...
0:17:02 > 0:17:04When you give them a pat?
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Two seconds.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06BELL
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Um...
0:17:10 > 0:17:12No, I can't come up with something, sorry.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14There's a bonus chance for you, Parishioners.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17We think it might be peanuts.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19It's not peanuts. A ghostly being.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- For example, a spectre.- Oh.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Something dropping from the heavens.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26- Skyfall.- Oh!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28A discrete unit of consolation.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Obviously, a phrase we all use daily, a quantum of solace.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33We are going backwards through
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Daniel Craig's Bond films towards...?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- Casino Royale.- Casino Royale.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40A gambling place of a regal nature.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Casino Royale. That's what we were looking for.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Parishioners, back to you for a choice.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46We will try Two Reeds, please.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Two Reeds. OK. What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Here's the first.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52pH scale...
0:17:52 > 0:17:55THEY CONFER
0:17:55 > 0:17:56- Down to 14.- Down to 14.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Next, next.- 14. OK, next, please.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Friedrich's younger siblings
0:18:02 > 0:18:03- in The Sound Of Music.- Oh, gosh.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- Tracey?- Er...
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Yeah, Tracey?- Four, maybe.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Go next.- Next, please.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- Beaufort scale.- To seven?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18To 12, I think. 14, 13, 12, 11...
0:18:18 > 0:18:19There aren't 13 younger siblings...
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- There's seven kids.- ..in The Sound Of Music.- So it's five.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- There's only five or four younger siblings.- Five, seven.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- What's the next one? - Beaufort scale...
0:18:27 > 0:18:28- Er...- Two seconds.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29BELL
0:18:29 > 0:18:32We are going to go with the Richter scale.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Meeples, do you want to have a go for a bonus?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37We're going to try Spinal Tap's amplifier.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41Is the right answer. You're going to be kicking yourselves over there.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Why is that the right answer?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- Cos they go to 11.- It goes up to 11.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- The pH scale goes up...?- 14.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- The Beaufort scale goes up to...? - 12.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Now, the younger siblings in The Sound Of Music, yes.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Friedrich doesn't have 13 younger siblings,
0:18:54 > 0:18:56but their AGES go up to 13.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Remember that scene where they all step forward?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02You're Gretl and you're five years old. And Louisa is 13.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04And then Friedrich is 14.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- And Liesl is, of course...? - 16, going on 17.- 16, going on 17.
0:19:08 > 0:19:13Exactly so. So, they go up to 13 before you get to Friedrich in age.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Ah.- Well done.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17You get that bonus point,
0:19:17 > 0:19:19and the last question of the round, the Twisted Flax.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21What will come fourth in this sequence?
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Here's the first.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28There's another one, isn't there? There's another one in Duran Duran.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Next.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Tennis players who got to Wimbledon.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36British tennis players who got to certain stages of Wimbledon.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38The next one is going to be... Andy Murray?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- Are we brave enough to do that? I think we are.- Yeah, go on.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42BELL
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Andy Murray.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46I'm afraid that is not a sequence.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48So, I'm going to show the third in the sequence to
0:19:48 > 0:19:51the Parishioners for a possible bonus point.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53We would say Tim Henman.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55That is not it either.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Before we reveal the answer, I will tell you that the sequence is.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- They are captains of GB Davis Cup teams.- Oh.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- So do you know it would be? - Greg Rusedski?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Leon Smith. Leon Smith will be the next captain
0:20:08 > 0:20:11of the Great Britain Davis Cup.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13And they won in November 2015.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Who was on the team by then?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Andy Murray.- Andy Murray.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19That means, at the end of Round Two,
0:20:19 > 0:20:21the Parishioners have four points,
0:20:21 > 0:20:22the Meeples have eight.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Connecting Wall time now. And, Meeples, it will be you to go first.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30So, please choose Lion or Water.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Lion, please.- OK.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36You have two and a half minutes to solve the Lion Wall starting now.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- OK.- Albee is...- Oh, er...- American playwright.- American playwright.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43- So is Miller.- Miller.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45So, Simon and...
0:20:46 > 0:20:47THEY CONFER
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Hellman or Wilson.- Could well be.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Um...
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Beetle? Elephant beetle. Goliath beetle.- Yes, you're right.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- Elephant shrew.- I think they are sports names.- Good.- Goliath.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03- Treble... Like...- White wedding. White trash. White flag.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04- Yes.- That's what it is.- OK.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- White flag as well. - White...?- White elephant.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- White knuckle.- White knuckle.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11OK. Well, I will try that and think more about...
0:21:11 > 0:21:13You've got the sports teams.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17THEY CONFER
0:21:18 > 0:21:19- OK.- Three lives now.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- "Bee" and "moth" in there... - Yeah, very good.- Yes.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25..in Mammoth. "Fly." And Elephant. So, what does that leave us?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Elephant shrew, but... OK, fine.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Something else. Yankee... It is the sports teams, isn't it?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- What on earth is Briefly? - It's got "fly" in.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Sorry. Oh, I see what you mean.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- What has Treble got in it? Sports team?- Treble.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40It's got to be a sports team.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41"Rebel." It's got "rebel"...
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Well, not spelled rightly, no.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45So... Bee. Moth.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Fly. And...
0:21:47 > 0:21:49What?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Um... Bee. Moth. Fly. And...
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Ant.- Oh, yes.- Oh, yes. That's it.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Yankee, Goliath, Treble, Alphabet...
0:21:57 > 0:22:00..are... Yankee is the only one that is part of the...
0:22:00 > 0:22:01..later half of that.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03THEY CONFER
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Alphabet... No.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Um... Phoenician? I mean, Goliath was a giant
0:22:08 > 0:22:10from that part of the world.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Greek? Um, named after letters of the alphabet?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I have no idea about sports teams.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Goliath - where does it come from?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- 30 seconds.- Yeah, let's just...
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- Yeah, I mean, it's up to you. - We might not be right about that.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Shall we just go...? - Yeah, just go for it.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Any more ideas?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Er...
0:22:30 > 0:22:32That's it. You've solved the Wall. Very well done.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35So, four points for the groups. And what about the connections?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Simon, Wilson, Miller, Hellman.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39- American playwrights.- That's right.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Arthur Miller. August Wilson.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Lillian Hellman. Neil Simon.
0:22:42 > 0:22:4520th-century American playwrights.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47And the green group, starting "trash"?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49They can all be preceded by "white".
0:22:49 > 0:22:51They can. White trash, white flag,
0:22:51 > 0:22:53white knuckle, white wedding are those expressions.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55And what about the next group?
0:22:55 > 0:22:58They all end in words for insects.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01That's right. Mammoth has "moth" at the end. "Ant" in Elephant.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04"Bee" in Albee. "Fly" in Briefly. Very well done.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07And the turquoise group. Yankee. Goliath. Travel. Alphabet.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- We'll try sports teams. - That's not it.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13It is not unconnected with sport. It's about betting.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15A treble is when you bet on three horses.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17And then these other ones are sort of more and more bets.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20A goliath is, I think, 247 bets,
0:23:20 > 0:23:22something like that - you can win a lot of money.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Or lose a lot of money! They are betting terms.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27But you found four groups. Very well done.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Three points for the connections.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31We will bring in the Parishioners now. Give them the other wall,
0:23:31 > 0:23:33the Water Wall, and see how they get on.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37Two and a half minutes to solve this wall...starting now.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40OK, we've got...
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Swanky.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43We've got...
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Shadow. Coconut. Supreme.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Things for your head.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Dome. Crown. Noddle.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Coconut?- Yeah.- Could try that. - Yeah.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Onion?- Onion sounds good for that.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56What else have we got? Doughnut.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58You've got some backing groups.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Somebody and the Wailers.- Right.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01So, Booker T and the Wailers?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Somebody and the Shadows.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05- The Shadows.- Miracles.- Supremes.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Yeah.- Before we do anything else, let's just have a look at the rest,
0:24:08 > 0:24:10just in case. Er...
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Crown. Over. Agency. Railway.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Village. Er...
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Supremes. Then we've got two groups left.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- OK.- Three lives now.- Let's be careful.- Plenty of time.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Crown. Theory. Village.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Dover. Railway.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Swanky... "Swan." Swanky swan?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28- Sorry?- Swan. Dove.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Swan. Dove.- Crow. And... Wait now.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Cos I don't know what the last one will be.- A rail is a bird.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- It's a kind of water reed thingy. - OK, so what are the others, then?
0:24:37 > 0:24:38So, in which case we've got...
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Village... Big bang... No.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Theory... Theory test. No.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Theory test.- T.- Village People.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Something agency.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Environment Agency. Global agency.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48- Global theory?- Global village?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- Global T? Have I made that up? - I don't know.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Do any more of these begin with birds?- I don't know.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56THEY CONFER
0:24:56 > 0:24:58T-H... T-H...
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I don't know. What would...?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- I think we should...- Go for it. - What's the worst that could happen?
0:25:04 > 0:25:05You solved the wall!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07A very good thing happening.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09And what about the connections?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Dome. Noddle. Coconut. Onion.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- These are all synonyms for your head.- Slang terms.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Slang terms for the head. Exactly so.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19What about the green group, starting "wailer"?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21They are all members of backing groups
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- of pop singers.- That's right.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25You can add an S to make them members of backing bands.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29And what about the next group? Railway. Crown. Dover. Swanky.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Tracey says these all begin with birds.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35- They begin with birds.- Swan. Dove. Crow. Rail.- That's right.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36And the last, turquoise group.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Agency. T. Village. Theory.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42The only thing we've got here is to say "global"
0:25:42 > 0:25:43goes before each of them
0:25:43 > 0:25:44but you're not smiling.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Model is the word.- Oh! - The Model T Ford.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49A model agency. Model village, of course.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50And model theory.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53But you found four groups and you got three more for the connections.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Let's have a look at the scores.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57The Parishioners have 11 points.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59The Meeples have 15.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Time for the Missing Vowels Round now.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06This will decide who stays and who goes.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I can tell you that the first group are all...
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Parishioners.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- Buffalo wings.- Correct.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Meeples.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Chicken Kiev.- Yes, it is.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Meeples.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- Jerusalem artichoke.- Correct.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Parishioners.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- Baked Alaska.- I'm hungry. Next category...
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Parishioners.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Born On The Fourth Of August.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Instead of July. Correct.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Meeples.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- The Hunt For Red November. - Well done.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Meeples.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53- September: Osage County.- Yes, it is.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Meeples.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- The Ides Of April. - Correct. Next category...
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Parishioners.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06- Swahili.- Yes, it is.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Parishioners.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Yurbu?- Not it, I'm afraid.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Meeples, do you know?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16It's Yoruba from Nigeria. Next clue.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Parishioners.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21- Zulu.- That's it.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Meeples.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26- Afrikaans.- Correct.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Next category...
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Meeples.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- To Kill A Mockingbird.- Correct.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37Meeples.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- The Maltese Falcon.- Correct.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Very well done. I'm sorry about that birds category, Tracey.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- I was a bit...- I hope you weren't terrified.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50But it's all right, because the bell has gone for the end of the quiz.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52And looking at the final scores, I can tell you that the winners,
0:27:52 > 0:27:55and through to the next round with 23 points, are the Meeples.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Very well done.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59And a noble second-place finish with
0:27:59 > 0:28:0115 points, the Parishioners.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Parishioners, thank you so much for coming. You've been a lovely team.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Some beautiful singing voices that, Lord knows,
0:28:07 > 0:28:10we will miss later in the competition. Thank you for playing.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14And, Meeples, very well done. We will see you later in the series.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17Please join me next time for another episode of the quiz
0:28:17 > 0:28:21so clever it only eats Cyrillic alphabetti spaghetti.
0:28:21 > 0:28:22Goodbye.