0:00:21 > 0:00:24It was the great Irish singer-songwriter
0:00:24 > 0:00:30Ronan Keating who said, "You say it best when you say nothing at all."
0:00:30 > 0:00:31A very romantic thing to say to a woman,
0:00:31 > 0:00:34of course, but a terrible quiz strategy.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37When Ronan came on the show, he scored zero.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Doubly frustrating when you realise
0:00:39 > 0:00:42he secretly knew three of the connections on the Wall -
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Dublin Landmarks, Ballads,
0:00:43 > 0:00:46and Things That Are Like A Roller-coaster.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hoping to fare better tonight are...
0:00:48 > 0:00:51..on my right, Tom West -
0:00:51 > 0:00:54a solicitor who received a football medal for coming on once
0:00:54 > 0:00:56during the season and scoring an own goal.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Hugh Trimble, an English teacher
0:00:59 > 0:01:01who once wore biking leathers
0:01:01 > 0:01:03in an adaptation of Shakespeare.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05And their captain, Gail Trimble,
0:01:05 > 0:01:06a classics lecturer
0:01:06 > 0:01:10who appears in a popular Latin educational DVD, playing a bear.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12All fans of figurines,
0:01:12 > 0:01:14they are the Meeples.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Now, in your Only Connect history,
0:01:15 > 0:01:17you beat the Parishioners most recently.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20How competitive are you feeling about tonight's game?
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Very competitive.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23It's like when you're playing a tile-based board game
0:01:23 > 0:01:26and three of you are trying to finish the same city.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28You will be competing against...
0:01:28 > 0:01:29..on my left...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31..Luke Kelly, a former holiday rep
0:01:31 > 0:01:33who once won a packet of crisps
0:01:33 > 0:01:35for singing karaoke in a Swedish shopping centre.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Rob Cumming, a Maths graduate
0:01:37 > 0:01:40who runs, draws, paints, scuba-dives
0:01:40 > 0:01:42and tends to his pet rabbit, Buster.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45And their captain, Julia Hobbs.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48A Modern Languages graduate who's frightened of crossing the road.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50All in the quiz business,
0:01:50 > 0:01:51they are the Inquisitors.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- You beat the Snake Charmers in your last game.- Yes.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56What do you think is the secret to Only Connect success?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Getting the Wall - which we've, so far, not managed to do!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03What you tend to do is, you get two groups, usually...
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Yes.- ..and then struggle with the last two.- Yes.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09It seems to have followed us, so, this time...get the Wall!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Good luck!
0:02:11 > 0:02:12We tossed a coin before the match.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Meeples, you won the toss
0:02:14 > 0:02:16but you've elected to put the Inquisitors in first.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18So, Julia, please choose a hieroglyph.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Lion, please.- Lion.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23What is the connection between these apparently random clues?
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Here's the first.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31THEY CONFER
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Next, please.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38THEY CONFER
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Next, please.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52THEY CONFER
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Oh, hang on! Ice hockey, field hockey.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Eton Fives, Rugby Fives, I think...
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Next, please.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I think they're all versions of the same...
0:03:02 > 0:03:03BELL
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Go on, Luke.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Oh.- They can all... - All versions of the...
0:03:06 > 0:03:10All, like, hockey - both of them are a version of hockey.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Rugby League, Rugby Union.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Give me a nice, clean summary of your answer, please.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16They are different versions of the same sport.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18You knew it after...
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- ..only three clues, didn't you, Luke?- Yeah.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21They are all versions of the same sport.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22What sports?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Hockey.- Hockey.- Um...
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Fives.- Fives.- Mm-hm.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- English Carom?- No.- No? But that's the one you knew.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I, I know, but I think it's, like, it's some kind of bowling?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- It's billiards.- Billiards.- And the last one, rugby...- Rugby.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- ..of course.- Yup. - Well done, for one point.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Meeples, what would you like?
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Twisted Flax, please.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Twisted Flax. What does the... CHIME
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Ah! It's the music question!
0:03:42 > 0:03:46What is the connection between these musical clues? Here's the first.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49# So tell me where you from where you want to go
0:03:49 > 0:03:51# But she walk past me like I ain't say a word... #
0:03:51 > 0:03:53No idea. Next?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55# It's how it started
0:03:55 > 0:03:58# Just an example of how another brother can trample
0:03:58 > 0:03:59# Ruin your life... #
0:03:59 > 0:04:01I think it's Express Yourself.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Express Yourself?- Yeah. De La Soul. Think it's De La Soul.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Next, please.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08# You have so many relationships in this life
0:04:08 > 0:04:10# Only one or two will last
0:04:10 > 0:04:13# You go through all the pain and strife, you turn your back... #
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Next!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17# Once there was this kid who... #
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- That's Crash Test Dummies, isn't it? - Yeah.- Yeah.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25THEY CONFER BELL
0:04:25 > 0:04:27They all contain the sound, "Mmm" as part of the title.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Yes, they do!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30What did we hear?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- The last one was Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by the Crash Test Dummies.- Yes.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- The previous one was MMMBop by Hanson.- Mm-hm.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39And the others were not ones I know.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Things That Make You Go Hmmm...
0:04:41 > 0:04:45C+C Music Factory, and Mmm Yeah - Austin Mahone featuring Pitbull.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46You said that so beautifully.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49So many of our contestants have terrible sinus problems.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Most of them would really struggle to give the answer to that,
0:04:51 > 0:04:53so particularly well done.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55The Hanson brothers...
0:04:55 > 0:04:57..have a brewery based in Tulsa.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- What do you think that brewery is called?- MMMHop?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I mean, it is called MMMHops!
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Very well done, well guessed.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04If we had bonuses,
0:05:04 > 0:05:06you would get one for that.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Back to Inquisitors for a choice.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Eye of Horus, please.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10The Eye of Horus.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:05:14 > 0:05:20THEY CONFER
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Next, please.
0:05:22 > 0:05:27THEY CONFER
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Next, please.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Oh, God!- What's her name, has she got a character name?- She does.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Um...
0:05:42 > 0:05:45THEY CONFER
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Next, please.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50THEY CONFER
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Two seconds.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53BELL
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Oh, um...
0:05:55 > 0:05:56..Hitchcock.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Is the right answer!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01What do you recognise?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Stuart Pearce's autobiography is called Psycho.- Yes.
0:06:03 > 0:06:10- November birthstone is Topaz.- Yes, 1969 film set in the Cold War.- Er...
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Cutter of mouse tails, I can only think of as being The Farmer's Wife.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- The Farmer's Wife, one of Hitchcock's silent films.- Oh! OK.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20And Allison Williams in Girls, is she called Marnie by any chance?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- She is called Marnie.- She is!- Ah.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- There we are.- The connection's Alfred Hitchcock. Well done.- Phew!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Do you know, when Pearce signed for Nottingham Forest in 1985,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31he was so nervous that his football career wouldn't pan out
0:06:31 > 0:06:32that he advertised,
0:06:32 > 0:06:34in the match day programme,
0:06:34 > 0:06:36his services as an electrician?!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Those were the days, weren't they?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Mind you, I'm not sure I'd want an electrician called Psycho!- No!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- It's not really what you look to them for, is it?- No.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Very well done. Back to you, Meeples, for a choice.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57THEY CONFER
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Next?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Something used, like a video or a...
0:07:04 > 0:07:09THEY CONFER
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Next?
0:07:12 > 0:07:19THEY CONFER
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Next?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Pigeons.- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28BELL
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Pigeons?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Is the right answer!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Which of these clues did you know about?
0:07:34 > 0:07:39Um...to deliver mail, I suppose, is the most plausible! But...
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Yeah, I don't really know about any of them, to be honest.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45This first clue is from a long time ago - 18th-century Rothschilds,
0:07:45 > 0:07:49they stayed ahead of the markets by sending pigeons across Europe
0:07:49 > 0:07:53with information, and the...the, er...the legend is that they
0:07:53 > 0:07:57knew the result of the Battle Of Waterloo before the government did.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Cos their pigeons came in so quickly.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01The second clue is a great story.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03There was a company called Unlimited, wanted to demonstrate
0:08:03 > 0:08:05how bad the internet speeds were in South Africa.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08So they sent a pigeon 60 miles with a data stick,
0:08:08 > 0:08:10and by the time it arrived,
0:08:10 > 0:08:13only 4% of the data had arrived over the internet!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14The pigeon was faster.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18And the third one is to do with the Allies on D-Day.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20All connected by pigeons! Well done.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- Inquisitors, what would you like? - Horned Viper, please.- Horned Viper.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32THEY CONFER
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Next, please.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39THEY CONFER
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Is it, um...
0:08:42 > 0:08:45..university, polytechnics that have become universities?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Ooh, yeah!- That's a university name, I think.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48- That sounds good!- Yeah.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- BELL - OK.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53My esteemed colleague...
0:08:53 > 0:08:55..thinks that these are all polytechnics
0:08:55 > 0:08:58that have become universities.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59It is the name change that happened
0:08:59 > 0:09:01when polytechnics became universities!
0:09:01 > 0:09:02- Very well done!- Well done.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Very good.- There are all the clues.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07What did Anglia Polytechnic change its name to?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Is that Anglia Ruskin University?
0:09:09 > 0:09:10It is now!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Initially, it was Anglia Polytechnic University.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Bit resistant to change. They are now Anglia Ruskin University.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18So there are signs up in Cambridge that say,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- "Cambridge - Home to Anglia Ruskin University."- Yeah.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Very well done, for three points.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25One question remains, the Water question, for you, Meeples.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I expect there'll be picture clues.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Something connects them. What is it?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Your time starts now.
0:09:32 > 0:09:39THEY CONFER
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Next?
0:09:42 > 0:09:48THEY CONFER
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Next?
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Two Fat Ladies, so it is, it's 88, it's all 88.- Yeah.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- I don't know the first one, but shall we go for it?- OK, yeah.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02BELL
0:10:02 > 0:10:0388.
0:10:03 > 0:10:0488 is the right answer.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Didn't need to see the fourth clue.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07What's that fourth clue?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- That is the DeLorean in Back To The Future.- It's the DeLorean.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- The greatest film ever made.- It IS the greatest film ever made!- It is.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Yeah.- And why would that be a clue?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Er, because that's how fast you have to go to...go back,
0:10:18 > 0:10:21forward, in time, if you have the right energy source.
0:10:21 > 0:10:2288mph!
0:10:22 > 0:10:2588mph, although the website Popular Mechanics calculated
0:10:25 > 0:10:28that that DeLorean could not have achieved the speed of 88mph
0:10:28 > 0:10:29in that parking lot.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32You've got to pass the time somehow, haven't you, waiting for the grave?
0:10:32 > 0:10:33They calculated that.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35And what are the other clues?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Two Fat Ladies.- Mm-hm.- So that's 88 in bingo calling.- That's right.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- A piano, which has 88 keys. - That's right.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43And something to do with the constellations.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Are there 88 constellations? - There are 88.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46That's absolutely right.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Do you know the full name of that great woman,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Clarissa Dickson Wright from the Two Fat Ladies?
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Her full name was Clarissa Theresa Philomena Aileen Mary
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Josephine Agnes Elsie Trilby Louise Esmeralda Dickson Wright!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02And they changed their name
0:11:02 > 0:11:04to the same thing university!
0:11:04 > 0:11:05The available options.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07People have no imagination these days.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Very well done.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10That means, at the end of Round One,
0:11:10 > 0:11:12the Meeples have four points,
0:11:12 > 0:11:13the Inquisitors have five.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Sequences Round now, and, Inquisitors,
0:11:18 > 0:11:20you'll be going first again.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Which hieroglyph would you like? - Lion, please.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25OK. You're about to see the first in a sequence.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I want to know what might come fourth. Your time starts now.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32THEY CONFER
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Next, please.
0:11:35 > 0:11:42THEY CONFER
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Next, please.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54No, it's first, Mexico.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- BELL - First - Mexico.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Is the right answer!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- And why?- Oh, it's Spanish-speaking populations.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Spanish-speaking populations by size, that's right.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06There are 46 million people in Spain, 48 million in Colombia,
0:12:06 > 0:12:0852 million in the USA -
0:12:08 > 0:12:1141 million native speakers and 11.6 million bilingual
0:12:11 > 0:12:14speakers. And how many, do you think, in Mexico?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19No, it's over 100 million, I think.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- 121 million Spanish speakers in Mexico.- Wow! God.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- Didn't you used to live in Spain, Luke?- I did.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26How good is your spoken Spanish?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28It's pretty fluent.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Can you say...- Uh-oh!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33"This quiz is more difficult than I expected,
0:12:33 > 0:12:36"but the host is younger and more attractive"?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Este concurso es mas dificil de lo que habia imaginado,
0:12:40 > 0:12:44pero la presentadora es mucho mas guapa de lo que imaginaba tambien.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47That's nice! Why can't that be the trailer?!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Why can't it be the trailer?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Absolutely lovely!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Meeples, what would you like?
0:12:53 > 0:12:54- Two Reeds, please.- The Two Reeds.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56What will come fourth in this sequence?
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Here's the first.
0:12:58 > 0:13:05THEY CONFER
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Next?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11THEY CONFER
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- BELL - LHR.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Is the right answer. And why's that?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18They're airports in the UK,
0:13:18 > 0:13:22abbreviations, going up to the one with the most flights, busiest.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Airports in London.- London.- London.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28London airports by size, and the code for London Heathrow, LHR.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Well done. Didn't you used to live in Luton Airport, Hugh?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33No!
0:13:33 > 0:13:37I was just trying to balance out the anecdotes!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Very well done. A friend of mine who's very frightened of flying,
0:13:40 > 0:13:41even more frightened than me,
0:13:41 > 0:13:43once went and spent the weekend in Gatwick Airport.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Because he thought, "You could spend the weekend there."
0:13:46 > 0:13:47If you went to sleep on a chair -
0:13:47 > 0:13:49people often have to when their flights are delayed.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50You can shop in the shops
0:13:50 > 0:13:51and eat in the places,
0:13:51 > 0:13:54and you'd be so happy that you didn't have to get on a plane
0:13:54 > 0:13:57you'd have a much better time than if you actually flew anywhere!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Inquisitors, back to you for a choice.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Twisted Flax, please.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01The Twisted Flax.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03These are going to be picture clues.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07What would come fourth of these pictures? Here's the first.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12THEY CONFER
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Next, please.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18THEY CONFER
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Next, please.
0:14:21 > 0:14:29THEY CONFER
0:14:43 > 0:14:45BELL
0:14:46 > 0:14:49A picture of somebody skydiving?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Meeples, you've got the chance of a bonus point.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Is it a parachute with three ropes?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Somebody parachuting with three ropes.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00You don't know what these people are doing?
0:15:00 > 0:15:01You're my kind of people.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04I don't really approve of this sort of thing. They're base jumping.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08And the pictures denote building, antenna, span,
0:15:08 > 0:15:10I want something that represents Earth!
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- Earth. Different parts of base jumping.- Hmm.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17What do you think the fatality rate was for base jumping in 2002?
0:15:18 > 0:15:2020%.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23There was one fatality per 60 participants.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Not quite 20%. Pretty awful.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Although, here's a good triv fact,
0:15:25 > 0:15:29what job has a fatality rate of one in 11?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32American presidents.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35So, no points there, but for the right reasons, I think.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Meeples, what would you like?
0:15:37 > 0:15:38- Water, please.- Yes.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41The Water question. What will come fourth in this sequence?
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Here's the first.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47It's a large amount of time. It's going to...
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Next?
0:15:48 > 0:15:53THEY CONFER
0:16:16 > 0:16:18BELL
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Djibouti.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- And why would that be? - It has a silent D...
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- ..at the beginning of it. - Something with a silent D.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26We went with Rembrandt.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Very well calculated.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29What's going on in this sequence?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31The first one has a silent A at the beginning, cos it's aeon.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Mm-hm.- And the second one has a silent B.- Mm-hm.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37So yeah, silent C, silent D - alphabetical order.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Exactly right. I've been given a list of possible acceptable answers.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Let me run these by you.
0:16:42 > 0:16:48Handsome, sandwich, fridge, knowledge...
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Sometimes I think the people that work on this show can't even speak!
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Edge, bridge - you can hear the Ds in all of these!
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Djibouti, however, I will accept. Very well done.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05- Inquisitors, what will it be? - Eye of Horus, please.- Eye of Horus.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08What would come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:17:10 > 0:17:16THEY CONFER
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Next, please.
0:17:21 > 0:17:27THEY CONFER
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Next, please.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Oh! Um, so what's next? Is it... Is it...?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37It's going backwards.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Carrington.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- BELL - OK, yeah, go on.- Carrington.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Is the right answer.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46And why is it the right answer?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48They are the surnames of the character
0:17:48 > 0:17:51played by Joan Collins in Dynasty, going backwards.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53So she was Carrington, Colby, Dexter. Rowan.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Alexis Carrington, Colby, Dexter, Rowan.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57They are not Archbishops of Canterbury...
0:17:57 > 0:17:59..as I heard you consider early on!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I don't think that was on the list.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03The husbands of Alexis in Dynasty.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Yes, she came into the series, originally,
0:18:06 > 0:18:09as Blake Carrington's terrifying yet beautiful ex-wife.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10She was Alexis Carrington.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Then she married his great rival, Cecil Colby.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Under what circumstances?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Where did that wedding take place?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- He was on his deathbed, I believe. - And why was he there?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20I...can't quite remember. Had somebody shot him?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23An evening with Alexis had proved a little bit too exciting...
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Ah, yes! That's right.- ..for Cecil Colby's...- Right, yes.- ..poor heart.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- Yes.- He ended up in hospital, where she quickly married him.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Then it was Dex Dexter, then the evil Sean Rowan.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- What happened to Sean Rowan? - Ooh, I don't know.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34I'd stopped watching by then.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Do you know what happened to him?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- I haven't a clue!- Literally, it's all just noise, isn't it?
0:18:38 > 0:18:42He was killed by Dex Dexter, the previous husband.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45After he tried to kill Alexis, Dex stepped in.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I'm in my comfort zone now!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Very well done.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Meeples, one question remains,
0:18:51 > 0:18:52the Horned Viper.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54What would come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Next?
0:19:02 > 0:19:08THEY CONFER
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Next?
0:19:13 > 0:19:17THEY CONFER
0:19:17 > 0:19:19BELL
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Die.- That's not very nice!- Sorry.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24But it is the right answer! And why?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levee
0:19:26 > 0:19:28"but the levee was dry, them good old..."
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Let me stop you there!
0:19:29 > 0:19:32We had some beautiful singing from you in an earlier game.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Why would you be speaking this answer when you could be singing it?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Come on!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40WHOLE TEAM: # Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
0:19:40 > 0:19:44# Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
0:19:44 > 0:19:47# Them good old boys were drinking whisky and rye
0:19:47 > 0:19:53# Singing this'll be the day that I die. #
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Very good.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00Absolutely magnificent, Don McLean's classic 1971 song, American Pie.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Beautiful!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04And that means, at the end of Round Two,
0:20:04 > 0:20:06the Inquisitors have nine points.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08The Meeples have 12.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13And of course we now reach the Connecting Wall,
0:20:13 > 0:20:17the 16 jumbled-up clues that must be sorted into four groups of four.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20You'll be going first this time, Meeples,
0:20:20 > 0:20:22so would you like Lion or Water?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Lion, please. - OK, you have two and a half minutes
0:20:25 > 0:20:27to solve the Lion Wall, starting now.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32There are some, like Kent port-type places. Battle is one.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Yeah, you've got Importance of Being Earnest characters in there.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Those vestments, let me do the vestments.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Yeah. Surplice, Maniple.- Yes.
0:20:44 > 0:20:49- Good.- Well done.- OK. The Importance of Being Earnest.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Worthing, Fairfax, Prism and Chasuble. And Hastings.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55No, not Hastings.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- So... - Three lives now.- Plenty of time.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- OK. So, towns in Sussex.- Of Britain.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Tour of Britain, Battle of Britain, Festival of Britain, Brain
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- of Britain.- Well done. - And then it leaves...
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Worth, Gatwick, Hastings, Hailsham are all in Sussex.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I'm pretty sure they're all in Sussex.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- What about are they all in...- Well, they're not... Or it could be...
0:21:19 > 0:21:23I was going to say Kent, but Gatwick is definitely in Sussex, isn't it?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26OK, good, so Battle of Britain, Tour of Britain, is it?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Yeah, yeah.- OK!
0:21:29 > 0:21:34What? It's easy, just press it! It's finished, just solve it, quickly!
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Very well done.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38That's four points immediately for the groups -
0:21:38 > 0:21:39and let's go through the connections,
0:21:39 > 0:21:41starting with the blue group, Maniple.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- They are all priestly vestments. - They are ecclesiastical garments.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47And the second group, starting Chasuble?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50These are surnames of characters in The Importance of Being Earnest.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52That's exactly right and Chasuble, of course,
0:21:52 > 0:21:55is the red herring for the vestments group.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Let's move on to the next group, Battle, Tour, Festival, Brain.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03- They can all be followed by "of Britain".- Followed by "of Britain".
0:22:03 > 0:22:08- And Gatwick, Hastings, Worth, Hailsham.- All places in Sussex.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09They're all places in Sussex.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12As I mentioned earlier, Gatwick, lovely place to go for the weekend.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Of course!- So, that is four points for the groups you found,
0:22:15 > 0:22:17four more points for the connections,
0:22:17 > 0:22:19a bonus of two for getting it all right.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21That is the maximum of ten. Very well done.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Let's bring in their opponents now, the Inquisitors -
0:22:23 > 0:22:25give them the other wall, the Water Wall,
0:22:25 > 0:22:27see what they can do about solving it.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29You have two and a half minutes
0:22:29 > 0:22:31to solve the Water Wall, starting now.
0:22:34 > 0:22:40Nanki-Poo, Peep-Bo, Koko and Yum Yum. Yum Yum, Nanki-Poo.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- Peep-Bo?- I think so. Koko? No.- Pish-Tush?
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Pish-Tush, Peep-Bo?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57OK, I tell you what, I think we can great rid of Yum Yum, it's a cake.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- So is a Berliner.- Oh, OK, yeah, doughnuts.- Yeah, doughnuts, yeah.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04- Pattycake?- Let's give it a go. - Gravy ring?- No.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09What about Pish-Tush?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Berliner. Munchkin.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Yum Yum, Pish-Tush.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Berliner.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Gorillas.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- Harambe, Guy...- Koko?- Yeah.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- Katisha sounds like a very...- No.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Or Xoyo, whatever that is. Oh, that could be another weird cake.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39What have we not had for The Mikado?
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Heaven and Fabric.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Heaven, Fabric, Koko.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- Xoyo? Is that one?- Could be. Yes.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53So we've got...
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- Guy the gorilla.- Katisha sounds like it could be.- Katisha, Harambe...
0:23:57 > 0:23:58We've done that.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Munchkin. No.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- Yum Yum.- No, Yum Yum, I think, is still with the cakes...
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Gravy ring must be a cake,
0:24:06 > 0:24:08cos it's not going to be a name or in The Mikado.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12- So what else have we got... - Guy, Harambe...- Katisha?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Could Yum Yum be a gorilla?
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- Give it a go.- No.- Try Gravy ring, Yum Yum, Berliner...
0:24:25 > 0:24:27- Cool.- Three lives, now.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- Guy.- Harambe.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Yeah, and then... Nanki-Poo. That's the group.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Pattycake. So we've got Pish-Tush, Peep-Bo, Katisha, Nanki-Poo?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- Katisha doesn't sound very... - Try Pattycake.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Not Pattycake, that's from The Mikado.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46- Gorillas. Not got that much time. - Let's try Katisha.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48That's it. You solved the Wall!
0:24:48 > 0:24:52- Had to happen eventually, very well done.- Hooray.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54What about points for the connections?
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Tell me about the first group,
0:24:55 > 0:25:01- Heaven, Xoyo or X-O-Y-O, Fabric, Cargo.- They're all night clubs.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03- They are night clubs in London.- Yeah.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05What about the green group?
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Munchkin, Gravy ring, Berliner, Yum Yum.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- They're all types of cake, more specifically doughnuts?- They are.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14The Gravy ring is a Northern Irish ring doughnut,
0:25:14 > 0:25:18it's the sense of gravy as grease or fat. Not gravy as we know it.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20All types of dough-based food.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24And what about the next group? Koko, Pattycake, Harambe, Guy.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- They're all famous gorillas. - Famous gorillas. Absolutely right.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31And the turquoise group, Peep-Bo, Katisha, Nanki-Poo, Pish-Tush?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33They're characters from The Mikado.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36They certainly are - so that is four more points for the connections
0:25:36 > 0:25:39and a bonus of two, so that's a maximum of ten points.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Let's have a look at the overall scores.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47The Inquisitors have 19 points, the Meeples have 22.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53We are going to play the missing vowels round. Very close scores.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56This will determine who goes and who stays.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I like both these teams tremendously, so good luck everyone.
0:25:59 > 0:26:04Fingers on buzzers. The first group are all forms of punishment.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Meeples.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Sorry.- Too long. Inquisitors, do you know?
0:26:11 > 0:26:15- Hundred Lions?- I'm afraid Hundred Lions is not right. Next clue.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Meeples.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- Life imprisonment.- Correct.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Inquisitors.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24- Naughty step.- Correct.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Meeples.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31- Community service.- Correct.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Next category. Real people added to phrases.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Inquisitors.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- Don't beat around the Kate Bush. - Correct.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Inquisitors.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- Kill two birds with one Sharon Stone.- Well done.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Inquisitors.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Once in a blue Keith Moon. - Yes, it is.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Inquisitors.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Water under the Wayne Bridge. - Correct.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Next category. Financial terms that are usually abbreviated.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Inquisitors.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16- Value added tax.- Or VAT.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Meeples.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- Individual savings account.- Or ISA.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Inquisitors.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29- International Monetary Fund. - The IMF.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Inquisitors.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- Gross domestic product.- Or GDP.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41No more questions, no more clues.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43The bell has gone, it's the end of the quiz -
0:27:43 > 0:27:46and the winners, with 27 points
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- and through to the next round are the Inquisitors.- Oh, God!
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Very well done.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52A great round for Meeples.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54What a brilliant team you've been,
0:27:54 > 0:27:56so musical, so brilliant -
0:27:56 > 0:28:00but just out-buzzed on those missing vowels. Unlucky.
0:28:00 > 0:28:04I'm afraid we have to say goodbye. And that's it.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07That is the end of the show. We are all off to the bar,
0:28:07 > 0:28:10where this faux ambience of bonhomie we maintain for the cameras
0:28:10 > 0:28:15will give way to an icy atmosphere of base, naked vindictiveness.
0:28:15 > 0:28:16Goodbye.