0:00:21 > 0:00:24Hello and welcome to Only Connect.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Before we start, I just need to deal with a legal issue that's arisen.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29We've been contacted by lawyers representing
0:00:29 > 0:00:33Antony Costa from Blue, demanding to know why
0:00:33 > 0:00:35none of the questions in the series relate to him.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37The letter was appended by a personal note to me
0:00:37 > 0:00:40from Anthony Costa saying, "I mean, it's not like it's difficult -
0:00:40 > 0:00:43"there's me, Costa Coffee, the Costa del Sol...
0:00:43 > 0:00:46"I'm sure you can think of another one!"
0:00:46 > 0:00:48So I'd just like to personally reassure Mr Costa
0:00:48 > 0:00:53and all viewers, there is no bias against any member of Blue.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59Playing tonight are, on my right, Oscar Powell,
0:00:59 > 0:01:02a geology graduate who taught his mother's two-year-old godson
0:01:02 > 0:01:04to recognise a picture of Saul Bellow.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Lewis Barn, who can type the names of every
0:01:07 > 0:01:11country in the world in four minutes and 59 seconds.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14And their captain, Jack Bennett, who was signed up to his school
0:01:14 > 0:01:18swimming team despite the fact that he couldn't swim.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22United by a talent for tailoring, they are the Dandies.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Now, you beat the Arrowheads in your last game.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27How important is it to you to stay in the competition?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Erm, well, we've got used to being in Cardiff and, you know,
0:01:30 > 0:01:34the scenery here, so we'd like to stay for a bit longer, if possible.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Well, it's worth it for that alone.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38I hope you stay here for as long as possible.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42You are playing tonight, on my left, Frank Paul,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45an Arabic and Islamic Studies graduate who spent the night
0:01:45 > 0:01:49on a hillside in the Pennines after losing his way on a hike.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Tom Rowell, a gin enthusiast whose stepbrother is also named
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Tom Rowell.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56And their captain, Lydia Mizon,
0:01:56 > 0:02:00an American Studies graduate whose great-great-great-great-great-great-
0:02:00 > 0:02:03great grandfather was Dick Turpin's twin brother.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06United by a passion for padlocks, they are the Escapologists.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Now, you beat the Cricketers to make it through to this round.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Do you have any strategy in mind for tonight?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Erm, maintaining a fine balance between lateral thinking and panic.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19That sounds like a perfect strategy for life in general,
0:02:19 > 0:02:21if not the quiz.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Now, Escapologists, you won the toss, so you will be going first.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.- Horned Viper, please.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29OK, that will be the first question of this game.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32What do these apparently random clues have in common?
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Here's the first...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36THEY CONFER
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Next...
0:02:43 > 0:02:46THEY CONFER
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Next...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56THEY CONFER
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Maybe go to the next one. - Is it for the left? Next...
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Oh, the quenelle! Oh, what is...?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08It's the gesture associated with that comedian,
0:03:08 > 0:03:10the really offensive one.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Oh...- Two seconds. BELL RINGS
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Offensive gestures in respective countries?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- They are all offensive gestures, that's absolutely right.- Well done!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Can you perform those gestures? - I'd rather not.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25I'm going to give it a go. I've got a list of instructions here.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27The moutza in Greece -
0:03:27 > 0:03:31extend five fingers in the direction of the person who's offended you.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33None of you are Greek, I hope.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Five fathers, Saudi Arabia, OK...
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Point your left index finger at your right hand and purse the fingers.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43"Your mother's a...!" I can't say that on television!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Have you not come across this in your studies,
0:03:45 > 0:03:47this Arabic hand gesture?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50No, no, I... I had more civil interactions.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Idiota in Brazil - put a fist on your forehead and grunt. Ugh!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58This may not be anything to do with the hand gestures,
0:03:58 > 0:04:00they may just be having fun with me.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- And the quenelle, can any of you do the quenelle over there?- No.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Isn't it...? You put your hand down or something?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07It's like an inversion of a Nazi, it's up here...
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Yeah, it's sort of down.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11I'd like to apologise to viewers for all those terrible gestures!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14It's purely factual, simply glossing the questions.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17All offensive hand gestures, very well done.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Dandies, what would you like? - Lion, please.- Lion.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23What is the connection between these picture clues? Here's the first...
0:04:25 > 0:04:27THEY CONFER
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Next, please...
0:04:32 > 0:04:34THEY CONFER
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Yeah, next, please...
0:04:43 > 0:04:44That's Alcatraz.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Was it The Rock that it was nicknamed?- Yeah.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Er, next, please...
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Oh, yes, it is, yeah.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- BELL RINGS - The Rock.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Is the right answer. Do you know what the first two clues are?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Prince Edward Island? - It's Newfoundland, is the first one.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- And then St Peter.- It's St Peter, of course, yes, Petra the Latin, rock.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- And who was the fourth person? - Dwayne Johnson.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Dwayne Johnson, known as The Rock.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Lewis, if you were a wrestler, what would be your wrestling name?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Maybe The Legal Eagle? That'd be good.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18The Legal Eagle - that sounds good.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I could fly in from the roof, you know, with a massive set of wings.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I tell you what, if you make the final, we will make that happen.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Excellent, thank you.- Arrange the eagle wings and the strings!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- Back to you, Escapologists, for a choice.- Eye of Horus, please.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- The Eye of Horus.- I'm so sorry. - BELL RINGS
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- You did this to them before, didn't you?- I'm so sorry!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39It is the music question - what do these musical clues have in common?
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Here's the first...
0:05:40 > 0:05:43# It's very fancy
0:05:43 > 0:05:46# On old Delancey Street, you know... #
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Next...
0:05:48 > 0:05:50# Mississippi... #
0:05:50 > 0:05:52That is, er, Black Velvet by Alannah Myles.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Next...
0:05:54 > 0:05:59# Every night when the sun goes down
0:05:59 > 0:06:03# Just another lonely boy in town... #
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Next...
0:06:04 > 0:06:06# I was tired of my lady... #
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I don't know. Oh, this is...
0:06:08 > 0:06:10# If you like Pina Coladas... #
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- What's it called? - Are they all drinks?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16BELL RINGS
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Alcoholic... - Are they all drinks?
0:06:19 > 0:06:20- Tell me something else. - Cocktails?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23They're all cocktails! Absolutely lovely.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24What did we hear?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Er, Black Velvet by Alannah Myles. - Mm-hm, and what else?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Er, Pina Coladas?- Yeah. You didn't know the third one?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Tequila Sunrise, the Eagles. - Of course.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36And the first one, Ella Fitzgerald, Manhattan.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Whisky with sweet vermouth and bitters -
0:06:39 > 0:06:41and this is what they give me!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44You know? This is what they... Just neat gin, nothing else at all!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Dandies, what would you like? - Water, please.- Water...
0:06:47 > 0:06:49These are going to look like picture clues.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52It's not the picture question, it's just interesting clues.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54What connects them? Here's the first...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59THEY CONFER
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Next, please.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09What is a pass note? I don't know what that is.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Er, next, please.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Eddy Shah. - He founded the newspaper Today.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Oh, it's things like... Defunct newspapers!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20BELL RINGS
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Defunct newspapers?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Tell me a little bit more.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Yeah, and their founding dates or dates of publication.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I'll have to give it to you -
0:07:28 > 0:07:30their birth and death appear on those tombstones,
0:07:30 > 0:07:33so we see the day that they were founded and the day that they
0:07:33 > 0:07:36went under, and what's that last one you didn't need to see?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Er, the News Of The World. - News Of The World.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40The News Of The World, closed in 2011.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Can you tell me what the other newspapers are?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Eddy Shah was Today, was it? Erm, Alison Phillips, The New Day?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- That was The New Day, well done.- Er, I don't know the other one, but...
0:07:48 > 0:07:50It was the Sunday Correspondent.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52All newspapers that closed.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Escapologists, what would you like? - Twisted Flax, please.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58The Twisted Flax, OK. What is the connection between these clues?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Here's the first...
0:08:02 > 0:08:03OK, next...
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Leopard is a sort of hybrid word, "leo" is lion and "pard" is panther.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- I don't know.- Next.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Oh, are these kinds of, like, air kiss?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Next.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30THEY CONFER
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Two seconds.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40BELL RINGS
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Are they all to do with knots?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47They are not all to do with knots, so, Dandies,
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- you've got the chance of a bonus point.- Measures.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- To do with measures of things. - I need to hear something specific.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Measures of speed.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56That's not it. The last one you recognise as knot,
0:08:56 > 0:08:57which is nautical speed.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59No, they are imperial units.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02An American garden - what do Americans call a garden?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Yard.- A yard.- A yard, a unit of distance, of course. Light kiss?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Peck?- Peck, exactly, so I'm sorry that nobody said, "Yes, please"
0:09:08 > 0:09:12but there it is. Snow leopard, also called...?
0:09:12 > 0:09:16An ounce, an ounce. So they are various imperial units.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Nobody spotted that one.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20What would you like for your own question, Dandies?
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Well, Two Reeds, please.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I'm glad it's that because that's the one I have to give you.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31THEY CONFER
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Next, please.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39THEY CONFER
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Is it words that have been removed from things?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Emmerdale Farm was originally... - Yeah.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47What could The Chronicles be?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Torchwood or something? No...
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Should we go next or have a go?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53D'you want to do one more?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- It's going to be that, isn't it? - Go for it, yeah, if you want.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57BELL RINGS
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Erm, words that have been removed from titles -
0:10:00 > 0:10:02original titles of things.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Of what things?- Of TV shows. - That is exactly what they are.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07What were those full titles before the words were removed?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Farm, Emmerdale Farm. I don't know the first one.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12The third one is Eight Simple Rules, is that correct?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Eight Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Erm, John Craven's CountryFile, is it?- Oh, my word!
0:10:19 > 0:10:20You really are young!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- John Craven's Newsround. - John Craven's Newsround!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Yes, goodness gracious me! Do you know what the first one is?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29I was thinking of the Trollope series, but it's maybe not at all.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Seinfeld.- Ah!- Ah! - The Seinfeld Chronicles.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Emmerdale Farm, and Eight Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Daughter, and they dropped them.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39After the actor John Ritter died, it just became Eight Simple Rules.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Do you know what the eight simple rules are?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Number seven I quite like - "If your pants hang off your hips,
0:10:45 > 0:10:48"I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun."
0:10:48 > 0:10:51And the last one - "Dates must be in crowded public places.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53"You want romance? Read a book."
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Do you read romantic books, Oscar?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Er, probably...
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I did once actually accidentally read Victoria Hislop's The Island
0:11:01 > 0:11:03because it's set on a leper colony, and I was going through
0:11:03 > 0:11:06an obsession with leprosy at the time, it was in year eight.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08I love that answer.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Is there any other show on television where a person would say,
0:11:10 > 0:11:11"I was disappointed.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- "Turned out to be about love - I was hoping for leprosy."- Yeah, leprosy.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17That is a brilliant answer.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19And that means, at the end of Round One,
0:11:19 > 0:11:22the Escapologists have two points, the Dandies have six.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26On to Round Two, the Sequences round.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Escapologists, you'll be going first again. What would you like?
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Lion, please.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Lion. You'll be seeing the first in a sequence of four clues.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37What is the fourth one? Your time starts now.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42It's not the order in which they joined the EU...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Shall we go next just to check?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47But I don't know where it could be going.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50OK, next, please. Does that work?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I think the most recent EU member is Croatia, isn't it?
0:11:54 > 0:11:58- If this is indeed what we want to go for.- Do you think...?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00How confident are you it's Croatia?
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Er, I'm pretty... Fairly confident it's Croatia.- Bosnia?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Well, I don't know. Actually I read that about two years ago.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09BELL RINGS
0:12:09 > 0:12:1028, Croatia.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Not the answer, I'm afraid, so let me just show
0:12:13 > 0:12:16the third in a sequence to the Dandies for a possible bonus point.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- So...- We thought it was 28, Croatia, as well, so we'll go for...
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Is it number of MEPs? Does anywhere have 28 MEPs?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25No, that's too long, that's too long.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- The answer is 28, Malta. - It's the population, is it?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Well, it's...
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Sorry, it's actually not population, it's size of countries getting
0:12:34 > 0:12:40smaller by surface area, and Malta is the smallest country in the EU.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44It's just about size, and 28 and smallest would be Malta.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47So no points there, but Dandies, you may have a question -
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- what would you like?- Twisted Flax, please.- The Twisted Flax.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52What would come fourth in this picture sequence?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Here's the first.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56THEY CONFER
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Next, please.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Next, please.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17THEY CONFER
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Two seconds. BELL RINGS
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Got to go with something. Birds? Loads of birds?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- You're thinking of Hitchcock films.- Yeah.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42That's not what it is, I'm afraid I can't take that answer,
0:13:42 > 0:13:43so, Escapologists, a bonus chance.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Er, it's not gods, is it?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- It's not gods, but why do you say that?- Ah!
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- They're parts of a theatre, aren't they?- They are parts of a theatre.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- I was thinking maybe going up... - But we're going downwards!- Ah!
0:13:55 > 0:13:56The balcony, then the upper circle,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59that's what that second clue denotes, then the dress circle...
0:13:59 > 0:14:01We're going down to the stalls.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03You're unlucky, well done for spotting the connection
0:14:03 > 0:14:05but not the right next in the sequence.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Nevertheless, I'll give you a question of your own anyway.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Which one? - Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13What will come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20One and two have both got Os in...
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Next.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Two and three have both got Ts in, so four and five have both got...
0:14:28 > 0:14:30No, so, it would be three and four.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33So they'd be R, cos they've both got Rs in, and then four and five,
0:14:33 > 0:14:35and they've both got Fs.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Four-comma-five-colon-F.- Yeah?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39BELL RINGS
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Four-comma-five-colon-F.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47- Is the right answer. And why? - Erm, these numbers both...
0:14:47 > 0:14:50These consecutive numbers both share those letters.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53That's right. If you write out one and two in letters, they share an O,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56two and three share a T, three and four share an R,
0:14:56 > 0:14:57four and five share an F.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Well calculated - you get those points.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Back to you, Dandies, for a question.- Water, please.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05The Water question. What will come fourth in this sequence?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Here's the first.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10THEY CONFER
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Do next please. Next, please.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Next, please.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32THEY CONFER
0:15:43 > 0:15:45BELL RINGS
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Inside the Houses of Parliament?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Escapologists, do you want to have a go for a bonus?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Er, on Mars?- I can't accept it.
0:15:55 > 0:16:00I love this question. I love this question. I love this question.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Do any of you like crosswords?- N-no!
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Right, imagine these clues were all written out on one line.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10If you look "in Bognor theatre" you will find the word "north."
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Oh, north, east, south, west!
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Between "large" and "asteroids" you will find "east".
0:16:16 > 0:16:20"Inside a Swiss outhouse" - south.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21And the last one, you'll see
0:16:21 > 0:16:23it's written all on one line so you can spot it.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26"Within Crewe station," you will find "west".
0:16:26 > 0:16:31Hidden compass points within the words. I love that question!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Sadly, none of you got it right.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Which just makes me love it even more!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Escapologists, what would you like? - Eye of Horus, please.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40The Eye of Horus. What will come fourth in this sequence?
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Here's the first.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Next.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Next.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00It's not... It's not the words of a...?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Rage against the dying of the light...
0:17:03 > 0:17:05It's not, erm, The Star Spangled Banner?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08"By the dawn's early light," something, something, gleaming?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Something, something, fight? - Gleaming...
0:17:10 > 0:17:13What's the fourth line of The Star Spangled Banner?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Erm, something, something...
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Two seconds. BELL RINGS
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Is it "dreaming"?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26I'm afraid it is not.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Dandies, do you want to have a go for a bonus point?- Erm...- Teeming?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- That's not it either. You don't know the connection, do you?- No.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- And you do.- Yes. - What's the connection?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36It's the song about The Star Spangled Banner.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Star Spangled Banner, isn't it? - That's what it is.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Oh, say, can you see By the dawn's early light
0:17:41 > 0:17:44What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the perilous fight
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Oer the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly streaming.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55"Streaming" is the word I wanted.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56So, Dandies, one question remains.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Again it is the Horned Viper. What would come...?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01BELL RINGS Ohh...
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- What a treat - it's a music sequence.- OK.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I'd like to know what sort of musical thing you'd
0:18:07 > 0:18:09expect to come fourth.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11The first one is coming in now.
0:18:11 > 0:18:16# I wanna turn the whole thing upside down
0:18:16 > 0:18:19# I'll find the things they say just can't be found... #
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Next, please.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23# Now everybody knows there's exceptions to this rule
0:18:23 > 0:18:25# And don't be getting mad when we playing, it's cool
0:18:25 > 0:18:28# But don't you be calling me out my name
0:18:28 > 0:18:30# I bring wrath to those who disrespect me like a dame... #
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Next, please.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34# Unforgettable
0:18:36 > 0:18:40# That's what you are
0:18:42 > 0:18:46# Unforgettable
0:18:46 > 0:18:49# Though near or far... #
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Two seconds. BELL RINGS
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Erm...
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Don't know, erm...
0:18:56 > 0:18:59They share their names with... Oh, the connection? No, don't know.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- I want to know what would come fourth in the sequence.- Pass, sorry.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Defeated by that one, I don't blame you.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Escapologists, d'you want to have a go?- A song by Ace Of Base?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Is exactly the sort of thing you would expect to hear
0:19:08 > 0:19:09in fourth place.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- What were the clues? - Er, it was Jack Johnson...- Mm-hm.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Queen Latifah, maybe?- Yeah.- Ooh! Er, Nat King Cole, and then...
0:19:17 > 0:19:18So it's jack, queen, king, ace.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Exactly so, something like Ace of Base, All That She Wants.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Sadly, we don't have that piece of music to play,
0:19:23 > 0:19:26and it was something to do with the rights, we couldn't get it.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29But the viewers will be wondering what is that song they won't know.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30I think we could help them out.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33One, two, three, four.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36# All that she wants is another baby
0:19:36 > 0:19:38# She's gone tomorrow, but
0:19:38 > 0:19:40# All that she wants is another baby
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- # Whoa... # - Magnificent, magnificent.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44I'll give them a round of applause for actually knowing
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- the lyrics to the song, so...- Yes, now you hear it, very well done.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50And that means, at the end of Round Two,
0:19:50 > 0:19:55the Escapologists have six points, the Dandies have six points.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Onwards to the Connecting Wall, and Dandies,
0:20:00 > 0:20:01you'll be going first this time.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03So, would you like Lion or Water?
0:20:03 > 0:20:04- Lion, please.- OK.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07You have two and a half minutes to solve the Lion Wall -
0:20:07 > 0:20:09starting now.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13The Fog, that's a novel by James Herbert.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Lancashire towns, go for those.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Actually, I think Blackpool might well be a red herring for that,
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- so if you see a fifth... - There's swimmers as well.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32What about Fleetwood?
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Cos there's Fleetwood Mac and there's Mick Fleetwood.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Any other famous Micks, or indeed famous...?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- Any...? How d'you put Mac after...? - I don't... I think...
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Oh, John Bonham, he was the...
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Yeah.- Was he a drummer?- Yeah. Mick Fleetwood...
0:20:44 > 0:20:46- Musicians, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Try Gillingham.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53What groups do we have? Let's focus on them... No.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58I'm just randomly pressing... Erm, there must be a link.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Yeah, go for those ones and we'll try and work out the rest of them.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Oh, Keith Moon, yeah, from the Who, so it is...- Oh, yeah, yeah.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15We've not left out Fleetwood yet.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Leave out Fleetwood this time, and we'll try those ones.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Well, which others do we have?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26So what are we thinking we've got?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29We think we've got guitarists, we think we've got places in...
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Er, swimmers as well, and there's going to be one more.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33I think The Fog might be a novel.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Well, it was also, like, an '80s horror film, but...
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Just going to...
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Yeah, go for it, try as many as you can.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Erm, I don't have anything, really, sorry.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46No, this is not looking good.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Fluke, you can get flukes on a ship, anything else?- Ten seconds.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54I don't see anything else there. Oh, God, I'm just picking randomly.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Just try it.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00So that's it, the misery is over.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Yes, it's a pair of horrible Connecting Walls this evening.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05But you can get points for the connections,
0:22:05 > 0:22:07so let's resolve the wall.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10There you go - what is that blue group, starting Adlington?
0:22:10 > 0:22:14- Lancashire towns? - They're all places in Lancashire.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18And the green group - Gillingham, and so forth...
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- Swimmers?- They are swimmers, they're Olympic swimmers.
0:22:22 > 0:22:27And that pink or purple group - Headon, Judd, Fleetwood, Bonham?
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Well, founding musicians of bands, or guitarists.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Drummers?
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Yes, I'm afraid they are drummers, but that was your third go,
0:22:35 > 0:22:37so I can't let you have it. They are all drummers.
0:22:37 > 0:22:42And the turquoise group - The Fog, Moon, Ash, Fluke.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Yeah, we'll say novels by James Herbert.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47They are novels by James Herbert! Very well done.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48I own The Fog!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50You found that somewhere in your mind, very well done.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53You couldn't solve the wall, but you did give me three connections,
0:22:53 > 0:22:55that's a total of three points. Could be a lot worse.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Time to bring in the Escapologists now and give them
0:22:57 > 0:23:00an equally horrible wall, see if they can wriggle free from it.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03You'll be getting the Water Wall, cos the Lion's been taken.
0:23:03 > 0:23:08You have two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10OK.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15- OK.- Manchester or something... No, no, no, I don't know.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Greenwich, Glasgow, Manchester, Mull of Kintyre?
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Lizard Peninsula.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Hamilton Peninsula?
0:23:33 > 0:23:38Butterfly kiss, French kiss, Eskimo kiss, Glasgow kiss?
0:23:38 > 0:23:39No? OK, so...
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- There's Glasgow kiss as well. - It's not working.- It's fine. Er...
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Right, so shall we try some more peninsulas?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Is Kuala Lumpur a peninsula? - Possibly.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Erm, butterfly? No.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Greenwich, never tried that.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Horns there - French horn, Post horn, Hunting horn...
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Hunting horn, Fog horn, OK, good. OK, so...
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Erm, what have we got?
0:24:12 > 0:24:16OK, we've got kisses - Glasgow kiss, Eskimo kiss, Butterfly kiss...
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Greenwich kiss, Kintyre kiss...
0:24:26 > 0:24:29This is getting... This is getting silly.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Erm, OK.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- Is that OK?- OK.- Would that be a peninsula? Have we tried that?
0:24:43 > 0:24:4430 seconds.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52- Oh, lovely.- Three lives.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56So we've still got Glasgow kiss, Eskimo kiss, Butterfly kiss,
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Lizard kiss?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Did we try Manchester? We did try.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Ten seconds, one life.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07No, that's it.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08But you found two groups,
0:25:08 > 0:25:10and I'll give you more points for the connections.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Tell me about the first group - Post, Hunting, French, Fog.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- Horns. - They can be followed by a horn.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19And the green group starting Kintyre...
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- They're like peninsulas. - They are peninsulas, or peninsuli.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25You didn't know Ards, Northern Irish peninsula.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27You can still get points for the connections
0:25:27 > 0:25:30in the groups you didn't find, so let's resolve the wall.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Manchester, Victoria, Kuala Lumpur, Hamilton.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35They've all hosted the Commonwealth Games?
0:25:35 > 0:25:39They are host cities for the Commonwealth Games, very well done.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43And the last group - Glasgow, Lizard, Eskimo, Butterfly...
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- They're kinds of kisses. - Those are the kisses.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48You'd never put "Eskimo" and "Lizard" in the same group,
0:25:48 > 0:25:52but you found two groups, and four connections. That is a total of six.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Let's have a look at the scores going into the final round.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00The Dandies have nine points, the Escapologists have 12.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06We are going to play Round Four, the Missing Vowels Round.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10The first group are all...
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Dandies.- Epiphany?
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Correct.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Escapologists.- Burns Night.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Correct.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Escapologists? - Australia Day.- Yes, it is.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Dandies? - State of the Union Address.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Well done.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Next category...
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- Dandies? - Marty McFly and electric guitar.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Correct.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50- Escapologists? - Sherlock Holmes and violin.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Correct.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56- Dandies?- Schroder and piano.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Correct.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01Escapologists?
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Kermit the Frog and banjo.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Yes, it is. Next category - they're all...
0:27:08 > 0:27:10- Dandies? ALL:- Hallelujah.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Correct.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14- Dandies? ALL:- Encore.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Correct.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19- Dandies. ALL:- Amen.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Nice crowd chanting.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24- Escapologists? - Hip hip hooray.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Yes, it is. The next category...
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- Dandies. ALL:- Buildings and contents.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Correct.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- Escapologists. - Public liability.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Correct.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44- Escapologists? - Professional indemnity.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Professional indemnity is the right answer.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52Oh, my goodness, what a Round Four! That was so close!
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Brilliant quizzing on both sides.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56And I can tell you that the winners,
0:27:56 > 0:28:00and still in the competition with 19 points, are the Escapologists!
0:28:01 > 0:28:05Very close behind, with 17, it's the Dandies!
0:28:05 > 0:28:10Very well done to you, well played. You have been a great team.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12- We'll miss you in the competition. - Thanks.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Escapologists, you're through, very well done.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16We'll look forward to seeing you again.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18And that is the end. My goodness!
0:28:18 > 0:28:21Join me next time for another episode of the quiz that is
0:28:21 > 0:28:24so clever that it spells "potatos" without an E.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26But only if the connection is
0:28:26 > 0:28:30"Words that have been misspelt by US presidents!"
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Ah-ha! Goodbye.