Eco-Warriors v Inquisitors

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0:00:21 > 0:00:24Good evening, and if you would like an extra challenge to

0:00:24 > 0:00:26think about during tonight's show, let me put before you

0:00:26 > 0:00:29what they say is the hardest logic problem of all time.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Have you ever heard it? It's a version of that one about the two Romans.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35We're on an island with three natives.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38One always lies, one always tells the truth,

0:00:38 > 0:00:40one lies and tells the truth at random.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44They can only say "Ya" and "Da" - one means yes, one means no

0:00:44 > 0:00:46and you don't know which.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47The question is,

0:00:47 > 0:00:50why didn't we just go to Italy like last year?

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Pondering similarly baffling questions tonight are...

0:00:54 > 0:00:57On my right, Jonathan Kershaw,

0:00:57 > 0:01:00a Green Party volunteer who recently joined the Campaign for Real Ale

0:01:00 > 0:01:04after a 30-year decision-making process.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Peter Barlow,

0:01:05 > 0:01:10a keen hill walker who saw a shadowy spectre on a misty mountainside

0:01:10 > 0:01:12and their captain Brett Bostock,

0:01:12 > 0:01:15a retired mental health manager who once caused a bomb scare that

0:01:15 > 0:01:18resulted in the evacuation of an entire factory.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20United by a passion for the planet,

0:01:20 > 0:01:22they are the Eco-Warriors.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Now, on your journey so far, you've beaten the Escapologists

0:01:25 > 0:01:27and the Snake Charmers to get to the third round.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30How have you prepared for the next stage?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Well, I suggested we dedicate ourselves to fasting

0:01:33 > 0:01:36and meditation and was outvoted,

0:01:36 > 0:01:38so it was Cardiff,

0:01:38 > 0:01:39frivolity and beer.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Excellent!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43I thought I heard something in the back of the dressing room.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46You are playing this evening on my left...

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Luke Kelly, a travel enthusiast

0:01:48 > 0:01:49who's counted every single barrel

0:01:49 > 0:01:53of Guinness in the Guinness Brewery at Park Royal.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Rob Cumming, a rabbit lover

0:01:54 > 0:01:56who's lost both front teeth,

0:01:56 > 0:01:58broken his collarbone and knocked

0:01:58 > 0:02:00himself out while trampolining.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01And their captain,

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Julia Hobbs - a marketing graduate

0:02:03 > 0:02:04who can do the splits.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06All professional question-setters,

0:02:06 > 0:02:07they are the Inquisitors.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Now, on your way here, you beat the Cricketers,

0:02:10 > 0:02:11but you lost to the Wanderers

0:02:11 > 0:02:14then you won again against the Snake Charmers and the Meeples.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17How have you been relaxing between games?

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Um, mainly eating steak

0:02:18 > 0:02:20and drinking wine.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21These are my kind of teams.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Now, you won the toss,

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Eco-Warriors, so you'll be going first.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Please choose

0:02:26 > 0:02:27an Egyptian hieroglyph.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Horned Viper, please.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Horned Viper will be the first

0:02:30 > 0:02:31question of the third round

0:02:31 > 0:02:34or the quarterfinals. Are they quarterfinals? No-one knows.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36I'm sure we'll debate it later.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Your first clue is coming in now.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Boring Ted.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45THEY CONFER

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Shall we have another?

0:02:46 > 0:02:48- I think so.- Next, please.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Violent Vic.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Hm.- No, I'm still none the wiser.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- No, I don't know.- Next one?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Next, please.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Devout P. Hm.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I think we'll need them all.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- I think we will!- Next, please.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Two seconds. GONG

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Is the connection...

0:03:23 > 0:03:24that...

0:03:24 > 0:03:26they all refer...

0:03:26 > 0:03:29No, it is too long.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I don't think you know the answer.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Over to you, Inquisitors,

0:03:32 > 0:03:33for a possible bonus point.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Are they nicknames of bishops

0:03:35 > 0:03:37or archbishops?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40No... I mean, they might be!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42But not officially, no.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Add "ious" for adjectives.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Boring, tedious.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Violent, vicious.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Devout, pious.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Repulsive, odious.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Adjectives ending "ious" and we've

0:03:55 > 0:03:57whipped off those last letters

0:03:57 > 0:03:59and puts a synonym before.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Nobody spotted that one. Your head

0:04:00 > 0:04:02too full of archbishops, clearly!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04So no bonus point, Inquisitors,

0:04:04 > 0:04:05but what would you like

0:04:05 > 0:04:07- for your own question?- Lion, please.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Lion, OK. It's the music question.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10You'll be hearing your clues.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11What do they have in common?

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Here's the first.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16# A poet reads his crooked rhyme

0:04:17 > 0:04:20# Holy, holy... #

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Next, please.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24JAZZ BAND PLAYS

0:04:24 > 0:04:25THEY CONFER

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Next, please.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34# You got a lot of nerve

0:04:34 > 0:04:37# To say you are my friend... #

0:04:37 > 0:04:39God. Next again?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Next, please.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43# I was the third brother of five

0:04:43 > 0:04:45# Doing whatever I had to do to... #

0:04:45 > 0:04:47BELL

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Streets.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50I need to hear something specific.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Numbered streets, got 42nd Street

0:04:52 > 0:04:54in there, and 110th Street.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55I'm afraid that's not it,

0:04:55 > 0:04:57so over to you, Eco-Warriors,

0:04:57 > 0:04:58for a possible bonus.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00They all have titles in the street,

0:05:00 > 0:05:02like Positively Fourth Street

0:05:02 > 0:05:04and 42nd Street

0:05:04 > 0:05:06and refer to New York streets.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08OK. Now, Brett, love you

0:05:08 > 0:05:10though I do, you must be careful

0:05:10 > 0:05:11later in the round to get to the

0:05:11 > 0:05:12answer a bit quicker than that,

0:05:12 > 0:05:14rather than talk your way there,

0:05:14 > 0:05:15but I will accept it.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16New York streets.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Yes, at this stage, we need

0:05:17 > 0:05:19something very specific.

0:05:19 > 0:05:2042nd Street, Positively 4th Street,

0:05:20 > 0:05:22110th Street. The first one was

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Bleecker Street, no number there.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25Nevertheless, one bonus point.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27What would you like as a question?

0:05:27 > 0:05:28- Twisted Flax, please.- Twisted Flax.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30OK, what is the connection between

0:05:30 > 0:05:32these clues? Here's the first.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39I'm not sure who the architect was.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- No.- Shall we have another?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Yes.- Next, please.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Oh!- Wow.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Is he the guy who had it detached

0:05:50 > 0:05:52and then reconnected?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55No idea. Want to try another one?

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Next.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Octagon.- Octagon, isn't it?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Next, please.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Yes.- Octagonal.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08GONG

0:06:08 > 0:06:10They're all octagonal.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12They're all octagons,

0:06:12 > 0:06:13so I will give it to you.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Do you know what's going on

0:06:15 > 0:06:16- at clue two?- Oh, no idea!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18This is not a real person

0:06:18 > 0:06:19with an octagonal penis.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22This is a character in Anchorman,

0:06:22 > 0:06:24the Legend of Ron Burgundy.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25A character played by the wonderful

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Paul Rudd and he refers to his penis

0:06:28 > 0:06:30as The Octagon. It's a nickname.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32His testicles are called

0:06:32 > 0:06:33James Westfall

0:06:33 > 0:06:35and Dr Kenneth Noisewater.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37He says if you play your cards

0:06:37 > 0:06:38right, you might get to meet

0:06:38 > 0:06:39the whole gang.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41All octagons, very well done.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Inquisitors, what would you like?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Eye of Horus , please.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45The Eye of Horus. What is the

0:06:45 > 0:06:47connection between these clues?

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Here's the first.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Farewell, adieu.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Next, please.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Superstitions?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Next, please.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09But these are not things that are

0:07:09 > 0:07:10considered unlucky?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Next, please.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21This must be superstitions

0:07:21 > 0:07:23in boxing or something.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26THEY CONFER

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Things that you shouldn't do.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Things that you shouldn't do.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32I'm afraid I need to hear something specific.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33I will give you another go.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Are they boxing superstitions?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37I'm afraid they are not.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38So Eco-Warriors, another bonus

0:07:38 > 0:07:39chance for you.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Are they all deemed to be bad luck?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43They are, but I need to hear

0:07:43 > 0:07:44something specific.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I can see why you said boxing.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Different sort of tent.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- In the circus.- Unlucky

0:07:49 > 0:07:51in the circus. That's what it is.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Circus folk don't say goodbye,

0:07:52 > 0:07:54they say, "See you down the road."

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Apart from Nelly the elephant, I suppose. She said goodbye

0:07:56 > 0:07:58to the circus. But then maybe she came to a bad end? We don't know.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Stepping into the ring, not the boxing ring,

0:08:00 > 0:08:03sitting with your back to the ring, the circus ring.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04So no bonus point that time,

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Eco-Warriors. What would you like?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds. OK.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09What's the connection between these

0:08:09 > 0:08:11clues? Here's the first.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16THEY CONFER

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Next, please.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Ah.- He's German?- Well, yes. Um...

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Did he have some particular role in...

0:08:28 > 0:08:31I can't remember.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33We'll have another, shall we?

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- I think so, yeah.- Next, please.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Ooh.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43THEY CONFER

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Next, please.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Two seconds. BELL

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Right.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Were they all the

0:08:54 > 0:08:5614th of their order?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Including Louis XIX?!

0:08:58 > 0:08:59Yes.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01I'm afraid they were not!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Inquisitors, do you want

0:09:03 > 0:09:04- to have a go?- Last Germans

0:09:04 > 0:09:06to hold those positions?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08No, they weren't, and they're

0:09:08 > 0:09:10certainly not all German. Nope.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12They had those roles in brackets

0:09:12 > 0:09:14for one day.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Felipe DeAlba was married to Zsa Zsa

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Gabor for one day then she said,

0:09:17 > 0:09:18"He bored me. He's a playboy

0:09:18 > 0:09:20"and I'm a hard-working actress".

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Dietmar Hamann - he moved to Bolton

0:09:22 > 0:09:23from Liverpool on a free transfer

0:09:23 > 0:09:26and was sold for £400,000.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27After one day,

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Goebbels of course made

0:09:29 > 0:09:30German Chancellor,

0:09:30 > 0:09:32but then they all died the next day.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33And Louis XIX, King of France,

0:09:33 > 0:09:35he succeeded his father Charles X,

0:09:35 > 0:09:37but he abdicated 20 minutes later

0:09:37 > 0:09:38in favour of his nephew.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40They all lasted one day.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Last question of the round.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43That's for you, Inquisitors.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45It's the Water question. I expect

0:09:45 > 0:09:46these will be picture clues.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47What do they have in common?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Here's the first.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Don't know who that is.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Next, please.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Denis Norden. All Right

0:09:56 > 0:09:58On The Night, he's in his 90s.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Next, please.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04That looks like Murray Walker.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Next, please.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10David Baddiel.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17THEY CONFER

0:10:19 > 0:10:21All Right On The Night, what've we

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- got?- Three seconds. BELL

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Anything?- No.- Um...

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Laughter. That's not...

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Laughter.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31A reasonable guess, but I can't

0:10:31 > 0:10:32accept it, I'm afraid, so a bonus

0:10:32 > 0:10:34chance for you, Eco-Warriors.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Do they all...

0:10:35 > 0:10:38champion some kind of mental illness

0:10:38 > 0:10:40programmes to help...

0:10:40 > 0:10:42resettle...

0:10:42 > 0:10:43I mean, it would be magnificent if

0:10:43 > 0:10:45that fellow in the first clue had

0:10:45 > 0:10:47the foresight to do that as long ago as he lived, but no.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Now, I think this is a really

0:10:49 > 0:10:50beautiful question.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52It's extremely difficult.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54You were looking at Jesse James,

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Denis Norden, Harry Carpenter

0:10:56 > 0:10:58and David Baddiel.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00All famously involved in duos

0:11:00 > 0:11:02with Franks.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04David Baddiel and Frank Skinner had

0:11:04 > 0:11:05a double act, Harry Carpenter and

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Frank Bruno of course worked

0:11:07 > 0:11:08together all the time.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Denis Norden and Frank Muir

0:11:10 > 0:11:11and Jesse James

0:11:11 > 0:11:13and his older brother Frank.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15They were in partnership with Franks.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17That means at the end of Round One,

0:11:17 > 0:11:19the Inquisitors have yet to score.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21The Eco-Warriors have two.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26On we go to Round Two, the sequences round, and Eco-Warriors,

0:11:26 > 0:11:27you'll be going first again.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29This time, your clues will come

0:11:29 > 0:11:30sequentially. I want to know,

0:11:30 > 0:11:31can you complete the sequence

0:11:31 > 0:11:32with the fourth clue?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Which hieroglyph would you like?

0:11:34 > 0:11:35- Lion, please.- Lion.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36You'll be seeing the first in a

0:11:36 > 0:11:38sequence. What comes fourth?

0:11:38 > 0:11:39The time starts now.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Right...

0:11:45 > 0:11:49THEY CONFER

0:11:49 > 0:11:50- Try another? - I think so.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Next, please.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Oh...

0:11:56 > 0:11:58THEY CONFER

0:12:03 > 0:12:05- I think...- Right. Next.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Six figures.- He rode seven.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13THEY CONFER

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Two seconds. BELL

0:12:19 > 0:12:23We are going for the winners of the

0:12:23 > 0:12:25FA Cup who would have played eight

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- rounds to get there.- I think that's

0:12:27 > 0:12:29an acceptable answer.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30I will take it. I think you've

0:12:30 > 0:12:31solved that puzzle.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33What is the sequence?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Er, Jermain Defoe scored five goals

0:12:36 > 0:12:38on that day.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Garfield Sobers

0:12:40 > 0:12:42- famously hit six sixes...- Mm-hm.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Frankie Dettori's Magnificent Seven

0:12:43 > 0:12:45at Ascot.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46He rode seven winners at Ascot,

0:12:46 > 0:12:48that's right. And so we needed to

0:12:48 > 0:12:50hear a team or a person that had

0:12:50 > 0:12:51done something eight times,

0:12:51 > 0:12:52eight victories. We went with

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Michael Phelps who won eight gold

0:12:54 > 0:12:55medals at the 2008 Olympics, but

0:12:55 > 0:12:57any team who won eight matches...

0:12:57 > 0:12:59That would count in that sequence,

0:12:59 > 0:13:01so well done.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Over to you, Inquisitors, for a

0:13:02 > 0:13:04- choice.- Twisted Flax, please.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05The Twisted Flax. What would come

0:13:05 > 0:13:07fourth in this picture sequence?

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Here's the first.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11That's Easter Island.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Moai.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Next, please.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21THEY CONFER

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Next, please.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30So just M.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Judi Dench, as M?

0:13:32 > 0:13:37Exactly what we featured ourselves.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38And what's the sequence?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40It's M, Mo,

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Moa, and Moai.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44That's right, the Easter Island

0:13:44 > 0:13:46heads, the Moai.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47We had a match earlier in this

0:13:47 > 0:13:49series where the answer was

0:13:49 > 0:13:51a picture of Judi Dench as M,

0:13:51 > 0:13:54and M is the 13th letter of the alphabet - spooky!

0:13:54 > 0:13:56A coincidence?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- I think not.- Not a coincidence,

0:13:58 > 0:14:00we've simply run out of pictures

0:14:00 > 0:14:01and Mr Waley-Cohen has a bit of a

0:14:01 > 0:14:02thing for Judi Dench as M,

0:14:02 > 0:14:04so we'll just draw a veil

0:14:04 > 0:14:05over that one.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Eco-Warriors, what would you like?

0:14:07 > 0:14:08- Water, please.- Water, OK.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10And what will come fourth in this

0:14:10 > 0:14:11sequence? Here's the first.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16THEY CONFER

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Next, please.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26That's an old currency that gave its name to the dollar, I think.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Right.- We'll have to go to one of

0:14:28 > 0:14:30the others. Next, please.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33That's Greek.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Um...

0:14:37 > 0:14:39- Yeah, I think it must be.- Is it?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42THEY CONFER

0:14:47 > 0:14:49BELL

0:14:49 > 0:14:50We're going for the Lira.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52And that's the right answer. Why?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56We think they are currencies that

0:14:56 > 0:14:57went into the Euro

0:14:57 > 0:15:00that had the highest denomination notes.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01It's not quite the denomination

0:15:01 > 0:15:02notes, it's the number of them

0:15:02 > 0:15:04you'd need to buy a euro.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05They're the weakest currencies.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07So you need about 200 of the

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Portuguese Escudo for a euro.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10The Tolar, Slovenia, 239.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12340 Drachma and how many lira would

0:15:12 > 0:15:14you have needed for one euro

0:15:14 > 0:15:16when it joined?

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- 2,500?- About 3,000.- It was 1,930,

0:15:19 > 0:15:21or 1,940, that kind of thing.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Huge amounts of lire. That was the

0:15:23 > 0:15:25weakest currency to join the euro.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Well done. Inquisitors, what would

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- you like?- Eye of Horus, please.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31The Eye of Horus. What would come

0:15:31 > 0:15:32fourth in this sequence?

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Here's the first.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Next, please.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Sank into the swamp.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42- Is that a rhyme?- I don't know.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45Next, please.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51So, these are things...

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Things happened to buildings

0:15:56 > 0:15:57or ships, or...

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Things that happened to...?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03I don't know.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05It has to be ships, doesn't it?

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Yes, so what do we say?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09THEY CONFER

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Two seconds. BELL

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Risen up from the seabed?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Not it, I'm afraid.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Eco-Warriors, do you know?

0:16:19 > 0:16:21That one stayed up and that's what

0:16:21 > 0:16:22you'll inherit, my lad,

0:16:22 > 0:16:24the strongest castle in these isles.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25That is exactly right.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26What is the sequence?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28That's the Swamp Castle from

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31It's the King of Swamp Castle, yes.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33It's Michael Palin talking to Terry

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Jones about the castles he built.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36The fourth one stayed up.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Very well done.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38When I first saw the sequence,

0:16:38 > 0:16:40it brought back memories of my hen night.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41But no, a Monty Python sequence -

0:16:41 > 0:16:43well done for the bonus.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44And what would you like for your own

0:16:44 > 0:16:46- question?- Two Reeds, please.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47The Two Reeds. OK, what will come

0:16:47 > 0:16:49fourth? Here's the first clue.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53THEY CONFER

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Next, please.

0:17:05 > 0:17:10THEY CONFER

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Next, please.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Conservatives.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Columbia con?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23David Cameron?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Two seconds. BELL

0:17:30 > 0:17:32We're going for something with T...

0:17:32 > 0:17:34- It's TM...- TM con.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36I mean, you've got the right answer,

0:17:36 > 0:17:37but can you not think of anything

0:17:37 > 0:17:39that'd be abbreviated to TM?

0:17:39 > 0:17:40- Theresa May.- Yes, but...!- OK!

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Talk me through the sequence.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Tuberculosis shortened to TB

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- would be Tony Blair.- Mm-hm.- Labour.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50GB, Gordon Brown, Labour.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53DC, David Cameron...

0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Mm-hm.- Labour.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Conservative!

0:17:56 > 0:17:58And who was followed by

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Theresa May...

0:18:00 > 0:18:02So something like trademark?

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Transcendental meditation, it could have been,

0:18:04 > 0:18:06but, yes, we're going through

0:18:06 > 0:18:08the initials of prime ministers

0:18:08 > 0:18:09and the trick there is not lab,

0:18:09 > 0:18:10it's Labour. Inquisitors,

0:18:10 > 0:18:12- what would you like?- Horned Viper,

0:18:12 > 0:18:13- please.- The Horned Viper.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15OK, what will come fourth in this

0:18:15 > 0:18:17sequence? Here's the first.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Next? Next, please.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Roman?- Roman.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32Next, please.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Belarusian journalism.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39THEY CONFER

0:18:45 > 0:18:47No, I don't think so.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Going to buzz. What do you think?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Two seconds. BELL

0:18:58 > 0:19:01English poetry.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03I wish that was the answer,

0:19:03 > 0:19:05but it isn't the answer.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Eco-Warriors, want to have a go?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08We're going to try British novels.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10I mean, I wish that was the answer

0:19:10 > 0:19:11as well, but it isn't.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13It's the Nobel Prize for Literature.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14In 2013, they gave it to

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Alice Munro, a Canadian who wrote

0:19:16 > 0:19:17short stories. In 2014,

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Patrick Modiano, French novels.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21In 2015, Svetlana Alexievich,

0:19:21 > 0:19:22Belarusian journalism

0:19:22 > 0:19:24and then went to Bob Dylan,

0:19:24 > 0:19:26an American who wrote songs.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29If only it had been British novels.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32That means at the end of Round Two,

0:19:32 > 0:19:34the Inquisitors have two points,

0:19:34 > 0:19:35the Eco-Warriors have nine.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Now it's time, of course, for the Connecting Wall and Inquisitors,

0:19:40 > 0:19:43it'll be your turn to go first. So please choose Lion or Water.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Lion, please.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47OK, you have 2½ minutes to solve

0:19:47 > 0:19:49the Lion wall, starting now.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52OK, um...

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Canton, Department.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Riding...

0:19:57 > 0:19:59- And... Field?- State?

0:20:00 > 0:20:01- BUZZ - Nope.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Field? - BUZZ

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- Hundred is one of those as well. - Yes!

0:20:09 > 0:20:10- BUZZ - No.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Hoist, Fly is parts of a flag. And

0:20:15 > 0:20:19so is Canton. Hoist, Fly...

0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Hoist, fly...- and field.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Field?

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Three lives now.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25What else have we got now?

0:20:25 > 0:20:27MI6 chief, what are they called?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31All known by a single letter?

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Carbon, Cuba...

0:20:32 > 0:20:34All known by the letter C?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36So...?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39What else is there, though?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41THEY CONFER

0:20:53 > 0:20:55I'm not sure about those.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59THEY CONFER

0:20:59 > 0:21:00I don't know.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03We're going to have to just start putting things in.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11If we've got Cs, what could a C be?

0:21:13 > 0:21:14Are they all...

0:21:14 > 0:21:16They all feel like word ones.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Shall we just try it?- Yes.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21There you go, you solved the wall.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Let's look for the connections.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25First blue group, State, Department,

0:21:25 > 0:21:26Hundred, Riding.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29They're all administrative divisions of places, towns,

0:21:29 > 0:21:33- cities, that sort of thing. - That's exactly what they are.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Administrative subdivisions of countries.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38The green group - Field, Canton, Hoist, Fly.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- They're all connected with flags. - All parts of a flag.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44And the next...dark pink group,

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Work, Power, Place, Wall.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Place, power...

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Hm, I don't know.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53No, too long. It is the word one.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55And the answer is fire.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Firework, firepower,

0:21:57 > 0:21:59fireplace, firewall.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01And the turquoise group - 12, Cuba,

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Carbon, MI6 Chief.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06- All represented by the C, single C? - Yes, they are.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- 12 is C in hexadecimal.- Ah!

0:22:09 > 0:22:11So that is four groups

0:22:11 > 0:22:13and three connections -

0:22:13 > 0:22:14a total of seven points.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18Let's bring in the other team now, give them the Water wall and see

0:22:18 > 0:22:20how they get on with it. Up to you now, Eco-Warriors.

0:22:20 > 0:22:242½ minutes and that time starts now.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Right. Is that...

0:22:28 > 0:22:31A golf...club?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34A golf club.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Can't see any more golf clubs. - Speelman?

0:22:38 > 0:22:40- Golf term? And Short?- Could be.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Nope.- Not that one.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Right...- Nunn. Ger...

0:22:50 > 0:22:53THEY CONFER

0:22:53 > 0:22:56That might have an E on the end of it...?

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Geoffrey Howe? - Put an E on the surname.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Could be.- Um...

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Gere.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22And Nunne?

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Not having it. Rich?

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Yes!

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Right, Pert, Short...

0:23:33 > 0:23:34Fresh.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Smart? Nope.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Could be a brassy blonde.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41You can be...

0:23:41 > 0:23:43No, it's not coming.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46No, it doesn't work.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48What does Speelman do?

0:23:49 > 0:23:54- Is that a manoeuvring...? - THEY CONFER

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Conquest.

0:24:01 > 0:24:02- No.- It doesn't.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Time's going down. Um...

0:24:15 > 0:24:16No, it's not having it.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Fresher, smarter, shorter...

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Ten seconds.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26This isn't working, either.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30BELL

0:24:30 > 0:24:32That's it, the time is up and the wall has frozen.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Well, you found one group - can you tell me the connection?

0:24:35 > 0:24:36We think if you add Es on the end,

0:24:36 > 0:24:39you get the names of directors, producers.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42I'm afraid that's absolutely not true.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44And what's amazing is that you found that group and that's not it.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47It's "ard" to make a name.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Howard, Richard, Bernard, Gerard.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52- It's that!- Right.- Hm!

0:24:52 > 0:24:53But you can still get points for

0:24:53 > 0:24:55the connections in the groups

0:24:55 > 0:24:57you didn't find, so let's resolve the wall... There we are.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Short, Waiting, Bucket, Laundry.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02- List?- It's list. Short list, waiting list,

0:25:02 > 0:25:04bucket list, laundry list.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05And the next group.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Pert, Conquest, Speelman, Nunn.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Can you put Normans in front of them?- No!

0:25:11 > 0:25:14You see, it's Stuart Conquest. I thought this would be got quickly

0:25:14 > 0:25:15and I was wrong.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18They're chess grandmasters.

0:25:18 > 0:25:19- Ah!- Great chess players.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Speelman, yeah.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24And the next group - Brassy, Smart, Fresh, Forward.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26They're all terms applied to women...

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Well, not necessarily women, but people...

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Sort of overconfident...

0:25:33 > 0:25:35That's right.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Yes, named after people that are cheeky, so you get a point for that.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41I deduct nine for saying it's women,

0:25:41 > 0:25:43- so that's -8...- Do we get them back

0:25:43 > 0:25:46- because I contradicted him?!- You just about do!

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Snatched those points from the jaws of defeat, there.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52But you found one group and you got two connections,

0:25:52 > 0:25:53so that's a total of three.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Let's have a look at the overall scores.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59The Inquisitors have nine points,

0:25:59 > 0:26:00the Eco-Warriors have 12.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05So everything to play for in Round Four, the Missing Vowels Round.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10I can tell you that the first group are all difficult.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Inquisitors.- Complex.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17Correct.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20- Inquisitors.- Rocket science.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Correct.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Inquisitors.- Nigh on impossible.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27Yes, it is.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Don't know this one.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36From the film In The Loop,

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Difficult Difficult Lemon Difficult.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40Next group are all easy.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Warriors.- Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47Correct.

0:26:49 > 0:26:50- Inquisitors.- Facile.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Correct.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Inquisitors.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Too long, I'm afraid, lose a point.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Eco-Warriors, do you know?

0:26:58 > 0:27:00That's too long as well.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02It's idiot proof. Next clue.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Inquisitors.- Bread and butter.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Correct. Next category,

0:27:08 > 0:27:09love in song titles.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14- Inquisitors.- Love Is All Around.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Yes, it is.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19- Eco-Warriors.- Love Is A Battlefield.

0:27:19 > 0:27:20Correct.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Inquisitors.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Love Will Tear Us Apart.- Correct.

0:27:29 > 0:27:30- Inquisitors.- Love Will

0:27:30 > 0:27:32- Keep Us Together.- Lovely!

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Next category, departments in a law firm.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38- Inquisitors.- Employment.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40JINGLE

0:27:42 > 0:27:43Saying employment

0:27:43 > 0:27:45just as the bell goes.

0:27:45 > 0:27:46You do get a point, but that

0:27:46 > 0:27:47is the end of the quiz.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49And I can tell you that the winners,

0:27:49 > 0:27:51with 17 points are

0:27:51 > 0:27:53the Inquisitors!

0:27:53 > 0:27:54In second place,

0:27:54 > 0:27:55after that Missing Vowels Round,

0:27:55 > 0:27:57it's the Eco-Warriors with 14.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59But you're not out.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01In a complicated new twist in Round Three,

0:28:01 > 0:28:03or is it the quarterfinals,

0:28:03 > 0:28:04nobody goes home. You're somewhere,

0:28:04 > 0:28:06you're somewhere, different places, but still here.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08I don't really understand.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10I'm joking. Of course I understand!

0:28:10 > 0:28:12The winners tonight are through to the next round.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15The losers go on to play the winners of Manchester City

0:28:15 > 0:28:19and Burnley at Turf Moor live tomorrow on Sky Sports 2.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Lose that and it's still not over

0:28:21 > 0:28:24cos they could find one of five golden tickets hidden in Wonka bars.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Fail to do that and they can appeal

0:28:26 > 0:28:29to the European Court of Human Rights.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32Better get a move on with that, if you know what I mean. Goodbye!