0:00:21 > 0:00:24Hello. At the beginning of last week's show,
0:00:24 > 0:00:26I talked about the hardest logic problem in the world,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29and some viewers have been in touch to say I didn't get it completely
0:00:29 > 0:00:32right. In the original version, which was devised
0:00:32 > 0:00:35by the American philosopher and logician George Boolos,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38it's not three natives on an island, it's three gods,
0:00:38 > 0:00:41and one always tells the truth and one always lies,
0:00:41 > 0:00:42and one tells the truth and lies at random,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45they only say "ja" and "da" and you don't have a translation.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49So, just to clarify after last week's error, that's the gist,
0:00:49 > 0:00:52three unearthly creatures sit, answering questions,
0:00:52 > 0:00:55and it's not clear who they are, why they are there,
0:00:55 > 0:00:56or what they are on about.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Let's meet the teams.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02On my right, John Payne,
0:01:02 > 0:01:05a politics and economics student who befriended a pig on a recent trip to
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Nicaragua.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Richard Arthur, a geography and
0:01:09 > 0:01:11geology teacher who was once found
0:01:11 > 0:01:14sleeping next to a bass speaker in a nightclub.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16And their captain, Sanjoy Sen,
0:01:16 > 0:01:20a chemical engineer who was led away for questioning at the Che Guevara
0:01:20 > 0:01:22monument in Cuba.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23United by a love of long walks,
0:01:23 > 0:01:25they are the Wanderers.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Now, in your Only Connect history,
0:01:27 > 0:01:29you've beaten the Pedagogues and the Inquisitors
0:01:29 > 0:01:31to make it through to the third round.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34What are your feelings about Only Connect so far?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Gone well so far - two wins out of two.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38But in both games, we've been really hauled in
0:01:38 > 0:01:39on the missing vowels round.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42So, we've been practising that and generally pressing buttons
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- as fast as we can.- What a waste of time, it's been cancelled!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Oh.- It hasn't, we'll be playing it at the end.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50You are facing tonight, on my left,
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Mark Oxley,
0:01:51 > 0:01:54a physiotherapist who works for the Toulouse Rugby League team,
0:01:54 > 0:01:57though he has never visited Toulouse.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59John Wilson, a retail assistant who
0:01:59 > 0:02:01dresses up as Father Christmas every
0:02:01 > 0:02:04year. And their captain, Mick Lee,
0:02:04 > 0:02:08a chemical engineer who has 83 former housemates.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10United by a love of longboats,
0:02:10 > 0:02:11they are the Vikings.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Now, your team has beaten the Geocachers and the Parishioners
0:02:14 > 0:02:17to get through. What advice have you given your team-mates
0:02:17 > 0:02:18about the next stage?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Well, we've looked deeply at the whole performance,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24and I think what we need to do is answer questions correctly.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Well, how can you do that unless I start asking them?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29So, Wanderers, you won the toss,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31but you've decided to put your opponents in first.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Spotlight on you, Vikings.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Which hieroglyph would you like?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Horned Viper, please. - The Horned Viper.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40What is the connection between these apparently random
0:02:40 > 0:02:42picture clues?
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Here's the first.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Robert De Niro, but he's in character.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Is that from Goodfellas?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51So, Jimmy. Next, please.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56- That's Carlos, yeah.- As Dracula. - As Dracula.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58So, Dracula and Jimmy...
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Goodfellas...
0:03:00 > 0:03:03It's going to have to be next. Yeah, next, please.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- That's John Kettley. - John Kettley Is A Weatherman.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Oh, and Robert De Niro's Waiting, right.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Um, they all feature in the title of songs.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Coming in after three clues, you get two points.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17You didn't need to see the last clue.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Talk me through what we're looking at.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20OK, Bette Davis Eyes.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22John Kettley Is A Weatherman, by...
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Tribe of Toffs, was that?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- That's right, yes.- Yeah, solid.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Oh, is that Bela Lugosi?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Bela Lugosi's Dead.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Yes, the Bauhaus song, Bela Lugosi's Dead.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32And there he is as Dracula in 1956.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34And Robert De Niro's Waiting.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35- By...?- Bananarama.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Bananarama, that's right, yes.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38The Bette Davis Eyes,
0:03:38 > 0:03:40originally Jackie DeShannon,
0:03:40 > 0:03:42but the Kim Carnes cover
0:03:42 > 0:03:43is better known.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Very well done, well spotted.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Over to you, Wanderers, for a question.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Eye of Horus, please. - The Eye of Horus.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51MUSICAL NOTE Ah!
0:03:51 > 0:03:52This is the music question.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55What is the connection between these audible clues?
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Here's the first.
0:03:56 > 0:04:02GERMAN OPERATIC MUSIC
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Yup, next.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07ROMANTIC SONG IN FRENCH
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Next.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17WHIMSICAL SONG HUMMED
0:04:21 > 0:04:24# But if I know you... #
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Next.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28# Some of them want to use you... #
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Sweet Dreams.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Given that ALL my dreams are sweet,
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I will accept that answer.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Talk me through what we heard.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39I know we had Once Upon A Dream.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Yeah, Once Upon A Dream, from?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Sleeping Beauty. - Sleeping Beauty, yes.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44What's that based on, do you know?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Um, that song was based on the Tchaikovsky...
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Yeah, Tchaikovsky's ballet, that's absolutely right,
0:04:49 > 0:04:51the 1959 film Sleeping Beauty,
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Once Upon a Dream.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55And then, Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This, Eurythmics.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Yes.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58And we don't know the first two!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Apres Un Reve, Faure - that was the second one,
0:05:00 > 0:05:01sung by Barbra Streisand.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03The first one, Elsa's Dream
0:05:03 > 0:05:06from Act One of Lohengrin by Richard Wagner.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Vikings, what would you like?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Lion, please.- Lion, OK.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12What is the connection between these clues?
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Here's the first.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18These are children of...
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Next, please.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31No.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Next, please. Oh!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Right, so, are the bottom ones pets?
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Charlotte's Web.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Charlotte's Web, yeah.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- It's Wilbur the Pig, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51I think we need next. Next, please.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Two seconds.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Oh, right, it's players within a play, is it?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Characters in plays within a play.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Not it, I'm afraid.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Wanderers, a possible bonus point.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- No, we're stuck.- No.- Don't know it? - Haven't got this one, no.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04If I ever get a guinea pig,
0:06:04 > 0:06:06I am definitely calling it Lenin.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09But that's not what it is. It's to do with plays.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Tom Stoppard plays.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13These are all characters in Tom Stoppard. That last one,
0:06:13 > 0:06:15of course, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead,
0:06:15 > 0:06:18that's where Tom Stoppard takes the two minor characters from Hamlet
0:06:18 > 0:06:20and puts them into his title.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Septimus, Thomasina, Plautus the tortoise,
0:06:23 > 0:06:24that's from Arcadia.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Arcadia, where academics are researching old things.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31James Joyce, Tristan Tzara and Lenin...
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Travesties.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Travesties, it's based on the idea that James Joyce,
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Tristan Tzara and Lenin were all in Zurich at the same time,
0:06:38 > 0:06:40and they all meet in that play.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42And the first one, do you want to have a go?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44The Tom Stoppard play I haven't mentioned yet?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45- Jumpers?- It's The Real Thing.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Huge Tom Stoppard fans here!
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Perhaps we'll put on a production at the end of the show.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53No points there, then,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55but, Wanderers, you may have your own question.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56- Water, please.- Water.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59OK, what is the connection between these clues?
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Here's the first.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Next.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Is this to do with Asterix, or something?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Next, please.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24French versions of nursery rhymes.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Go with that?- Yeah.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30French versions of nursery rhymes.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34I need to hear something specific in this quarterfinal.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38The original was in French, and it's translated into English.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41I'm afraid that's not it, so I'm going to show the last clue to the
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Vikings for a possible bonus point.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47It's transliterations, so, it's phonetically, um,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49nursery rhymes written in French.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Cos the last one is "pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man."
0:07:52 > 0:07:54That's what it is - they're not translations,
0:07:54 > 0:07:55they are transliterations.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58If you translate these into English, it would be gobbledygook,
0:07:58 > 0:07:59it would be "a small of a small".
0:08:00 > 0:08:02But if you say them out loud...
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Un petit d'un petit - Humpty Dumpty.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Et qui rit des cures d'Oc...
0:08:08 > 0:08:09THEY LAUGH
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Lille beau pipe.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14And pas de caique, pas de caique, becasse, mane.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16It's just nonsensical French words
0:08:16 > 0:08:18that sound like the titles.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Here's one for you. Which nursery
0:08:19 > 0:08:20rhyme would translate as,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23"Queen, Queen, arouse the rabble,
0:08:23 > 0:08:26"who use their girdles, horror, as pillow slips"?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Shall I translate it for you? - Ring-a-ring of roses?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- No.- No?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Reine, Reine, gueux eveille,
0:08:32 > 0:08:34gomme a gaine, en horreur, taie.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Isn't that lovely?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38So, a bonus point to you, Vikings,
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- and what would you like? - Two Reeds, please.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Two Reeds. OK, what is the connection between these clues?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Here's the first.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- A lot of...- Yeah! That's done it. Next, please.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, um...
0:08:59 > 0:09:03I mean, did these all lead to fights in Parliament?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- It could have done. - Like actual fistfights.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Let's go next. Next, please.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Oh, originally they voted no and then... That's it!
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Originally, the referendum was a no, but then they ran the referendum
0:09:17 > 0:09:18again, it was yes.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Nominate.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25When they first held the referendum to see whether the Colombian
0:09:25 > 0:09:27government should do a peace deal with FARC, it was voted down,
0:09:27 > 0:09:30but then they had another referendum and it was accepted.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I'm afraid I can't accept that as an answer,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35and let's have a look at the last clue.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Possible bonus point to you, Wanderers.
0:09:37 > 0:09:382016 referendums.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yes. Now, I'm afraid you went too specific.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42In your last question, you weren't specific enough.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45That's too much, it doesn't apply to all the clues.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46They simply were referendums.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Some might say referenda that were held in 2016.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51If I had to sum up what this programme is,
0:09:51 > 0:09:52the fact that we go from Humpty Dumpty
0:09:52 > 0:09:55to Italian constitutional reform in about 20 seconds.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57So you get the bonus point that time, Wanderers,
0:09:57 > 0:10:00and you get the last question of the round, the Twisted Flax.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02What is the connection between these clues?
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Here's the first.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Odyle, Odyle...
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Next.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Is it calorific, or something like that?
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Uh, next.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24These are all kind of fake scientific theories,
0:10:24 > 0:10:27or something like that, that got debunked?
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Go for it.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Are these sort of scientific theories that got debunked?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I'll accept that. Can you tell me anything else?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39No. That's the only one I have, so, yeah.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42These are the substances at the centre of scientific theories.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44The last one, luminiferous aether,
0:10:44 > 0:10:47that's an idea from the late 19th century
0:10:47 > 0:10:49that light has to flow through something,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51so there must be something in the air
0:10:51 > 0:10:52that light can go through.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Do you know about any of the others?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- What's Odyle? - It means nothing to me.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58It's a sort of life force.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00This was a scientific theory from
0:11:00 > 0:11:02the 1840s that it causes electricity
0:11:02 > 0:11:04somehow, a life force. Caloric was a
0:11:04 > 0:11:06self-repelling fluid that explained
0:11:06 > 0:11:08the flow of heat from hot objects to cold ones.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10The third clue, do you know what that is?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13That's when they didn't understand sort of combustion and oxygen,
0:11:13 > 0:11:17when you burnt something, they thought it gained negative mass.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19That's right, they thought that a substance flowed out of it,
0:11:19 > 0:11:21when you burnt it, that it released a substance.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Yeah.- That's right. They are debunked scientific theories.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26That means, at the end of round one,
0:11:26 > 0:11:28the Vikings have three points,
0:11:28 > 0:11:29the Wanderers have four.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36And we flow like a fiery substance on to round two.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Vikings, you'll be going first again,
0:11:37 > 0:11:39which hieroglyph would you like?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- The Eye of Horus.- The Eye of Horus.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43What might come fourth in the sequence?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Your time starts now.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Next, please.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00THEY WHISPER
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Oh!
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Missed out the vowels.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- So it would be DLT.- DLT.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- I think.- Yeah.- I think.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10- Yeah.- OK.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- DLT.- Hasn't been an answer
0:12:12 > 0:12:14on this quiz for so long,
0:12:14 > 0:12:15but it is again now.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Coming in after two clues, you get three points.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Very well done. What is this?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22This is the Greek alphabet, um, first four characters,
0:12:22 > 0:12:24but with the vowels removed.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25That's exactly right.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27So, Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28We've taken out the vowels.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Wanderers, what would you like?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- Horned Viper, please. - The snake for you.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:12:34 > 0:12:35Here's the first.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Next.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Next.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56So are these sort of stages of learning, or something like that?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59It's going to be first something.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Philosophy or classics, or something.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08It's worth a guess, isn't it?
0:13:08 > 0:13:09- First and classics?- Yeah.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13First and classics.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Far from it, I'm afraid.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Vikings, do you want to go
0:13:15 > 0:13:17for another bonus point?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- First religion. - And why would that be?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Um, I'm already flailing, sorry.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I really couldn't give you any more.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27The answer is 1st - Animals.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29These are all comedy tours
0:13:29 > 0:13:30by Ricky Gervais.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Any fans of Ricky Gervais over there?
0:13:32 > 0:13:36No, but my hate for him would've...
0:13:36 > 0:13:39I knew I recognised that for some reason.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40He was asked on Twitter,
0:13:40 > 0:13:42"How do you feel about the American Office being
0:13:42 > 0:13:44"better than the British version?"
0:13:44 > 0:13:46He responded, "Rich."
0:13:47 > 0:13:49All Ricky Gervais comedy tours,
0:13:49 > 0:13:51and next in the sequence would be Animals.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53So no bonus points there.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Vikings, you may choose your own question.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Water, please.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Water. OK, what would come fourth in this sequence?
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Here's the first.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Um... Right.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Yeah, it's... Next, please.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Are these books?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Yeah, it looks like. - Are these books by...
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- The president?- Of German...
0:14:22 > 0:14:23OK, next, please.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28OK, it's US presidents, so The Art of the Deal,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30something like that, that Trump's written?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33The Art Of The Deal, is that what it is?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Just, just, just... Yeah.- OK, well.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Please don't buy it, but The Art Of The Deal.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Is exactly the answer we chose ourselves.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43What is happening here?
0:14:43 > 0:14:47That's successive US presidents who've written books.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Who are those presidents?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Working backwards from Trump, um,
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Obama, and um...
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- George Bush.- Yeah, Bush.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58George W Bush, Decision Points.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00And My Life, Bill Clinton.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Is that a very well known book, The Art Of The Deal?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05You thought of that one and so did our question writers.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Have you read it?- I haven't, no.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09No, I've made all of my deals without it.
0:15:09 > 0:15:14What else might I have accepted as the fourth clue?
0:15:14 > 0:15:15I mean, you could guess these.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Time To Get Tough, Making America Number One Again.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19LAUGHTER
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Think Like A Champion, Surviving At The Top, The Art Of Survival,
0:15:22 > 0:15:24The America We Deserve,
0:15:24 > 0:15:27The Way To The Top - The Best Business Advice I Ever Received,
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Think Like A Billionaire.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30I definitely do think like a billionaire,
0:15:30 > 0:15:31and spend like a billionaire.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32The only problem is
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I'm not a billionaire.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Think Big And Kick Ass In Business And Life,
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Trump 101 - The Way To Success,
0:15:38 > 0:15:39How To Get Rich,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42and the best of course, Golf Advice.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45That's Golf Advice, he's written that one.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Very well done. Wanderers,
0:15:46 > 0:15:48back to you for a question.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49- Lion, please.- The Lion question.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Here's the first.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Next.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Oh, is it...?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08THEY WHISPER
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Putney Bridge or... Putney Bridge? - Yeah.- Yeah.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18- Putney Bridge.- I'm afraid
0:16:18 > 0:16:19that is not the answer.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21So I'm going to show the third
0:16:21 > 0:16:22in the sequence to the Vikings,
0:16:22 > 0:16:23for a possible bonus point.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Uh, yeah, The Finish Line.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28SHE LAUGHS I'm afraid that's not the answer.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32The answer is, unluckily for you, Barnes Bridge.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- Barnes Bridge.- What's the sequence?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36It's to do with the boat race.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38That's right. They're timing points.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40So in the Oxford and Cambridge University boat races,
0:16:40 > 0:16:42they start with the
0:16:42 > 0:16:43whatever you call
0:16:43 > 0:16:45the front bit of the boat, the...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Bow.- Bow, is it?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49The front bit, it lines up
0:16:49 > 0:16:51with the university stone,
0:16:51 > 0:16:52and as they row...
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Do they row? They row, don't they, not sailing.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56I'm not big on... I'm not big on boats.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58As they move through the water,
0:16:58 > 0:16:59they pass the mile post,
0:16:59 > 0:17:00and you get timings for
0:17:00 > 0:17:02where they are at those points.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03But geographically,
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Barnes Bridge is what you'd expect,
0:17:05 > 0:17:07not Putney. So no points there.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Vikings, what would you like to boat towards this time?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Twisted Flax.- The Twisted Flax.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14OK, what will come fourth in this sequence?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Here's the first.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Luchsinger and Reiss, '56, um...
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- They're German names.- It could be
0:17:23 > 0:17:25the first Eurovision Song Contest that was about then.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Yeah, actually. I think go next, please.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38'53. When was Volare?
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- I don't know. Possibly. - Next, please.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46OK, it's somebody who won in '50.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49That's probably people climbing Everest, so say Hillary and Hillary.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Oh, Hillary. Beautiful.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- I hope that's right.- We'll take it.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57'53, Hillary and Tenzing.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59And just give us a blast of Volare.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01# Vo... #
0:18:01 > 0:18:03The answer is Hillary and Tenzing,
0:18:03 > 0:18:041953.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- What's going on here?- Uh, yeah,
0:18:06 > 0:18:09these are people who've conquered Everest in those respective years.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Now, it actually isn't Everest.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14They are all the first climbers.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16It's different mountains, getting higher.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18So, Luchsinger and Reiss, that's Lhotse.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20The Swiss climbers first
0:18:20 > 0:18:22to climb up Lhotse,
0:18:22 > 0:18:24and then Kangchenjunga, Band and Brown,
0:18:24 > 0:18:251955. They were British climbers,
0:18:25 > 0:18:27and it's said they never got
0:18:27 > 0:18:28completely to the summit,
0:18:28 > 0:18:30because they were respecting local
0:18:30 > 0:18:31beliefs that you don't tread on the
0:18:31 > 0:18:34snow at the top, but they got as close as you can.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36So, who do you think these people are in clue three?
0:18:36 > 0:18:38K2, presumably?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40First people to climb K2,
0:18:40 > 0:18:42and then Hillary and Tenzing,
0:18:42 > 0:18:44the highest mountain, of course, Everest in 1953.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Well done. Wanderers,
0:18:45 > 0:18:47one question remains for you.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49The Two Reeds. What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:18:49 > 0:18:52They will be picture clues - I want to know what sort of thing
0:18:52 > 0:18:53you'd expect to see in the fourth picture.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Time starts now.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59No. So it's not...
0:19:00 > 0:19:02THEY WHISPER
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Next.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10No drinking. So this is like Wilson Smith, right?
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Dogs... By animals, maybe.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- No pets.- No monkeys...
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- No dogs...- Monkey's drinking.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Next.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Oh.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23It's the pushing in the swimming pool.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- So, is it going to be...? - I don't know.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Pushing a bicycle.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Oh, no. Drinking, bicycle...
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Two seconds.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36No heavy petting.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38A picture of somebody kissing.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I love so many things about that answer.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42I wish I could give you points.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44I love it as an idea, cos it's brilliant.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47I love it that the suggestion for illustrating heavy petting would be
0:19:47 > 0:19:48kissing. It's all brilliant.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Unfortunately, it's not the answer.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Vikings, do you want to have a go for a bonus?
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Uh, yeah, no smoking.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54I'm afraid that's not it.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Let me tell you what would be in the fourth picture.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58It would be a seesaw,
0:19:58 > 0:20:01with an elephant at one end and a butterfly at the other.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Of course, that doesn't help.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04What if I told you that the rules
0:20:04 > 0:20:07being suggested by these pictures
0:20:07 > 0:20:10are no animal shall sleep in a bed.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11No animal shall drink alcohol.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14No animal shall kill any other animal.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16And I want to hear -
0:20:16 > 0:20:18all animals are equal.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20What is the sequence?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Animal Farm.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25It is the Seven Commandments of Animalism,
0:20:25 > 0:20:27in George Orwell's Animal Farm.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30What happened to Animal Farm in 1944,
0:20:30 > 0:20:33when it was sent in for publication at Faber and Faber?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35It was published as a children's book?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37It wasn't published at all. It was rejected.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39TS Eliot, director of Faber and Faber, said,
0:20:39 > 0:20:41"We have no conviction that this is the right point of view
0:20:41 > 0:20:43"from which to criticise the political situation
0:20:43 > 0:20:44"at the present time."
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Nice guy, TS Eliot.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48It was rejected, but then it was published the following year, 1945.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Animal Farm by George Orwell.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52At the end of round two,
0:20:52 > 0:20:54the Wanderers have four points,
0:20:54 > 0:20:55the Vikings have ten.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00I'm now going to invite the teams to make themselves comfortable up
0:21:00 > 0:21:02against the Wall.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05It's time to connect 16 clues into four groups of four.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07You'll be going first this time, Wanderers.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Would you like Lion or Water?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- The Lion, please.- OK.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Two and a half minutes to solve the Lion Wall, starting now.
0:21:15 > 0:21:20OK. Those are computers there, so Acron, Oric, Apple...
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- There it goes.- Yep.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26We've got fruit.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Apple. It's probably going to be too simple.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Should we try mango?
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Go for it, yeah.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Mango...
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Go for it.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Yeah, it's not working.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Harlequin, musical entertainers.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44There's a word one.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45There's going to be a word one.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47OK, right, it's...
0:21:47 > 0:21:50What's Bruce going to be? Who's...?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- English film star.- Philips is a...
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- There's two presenters.- Yeah.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Shall we put some surnames in
0:21:58 > 0:21:59and see what happens?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01- CHUCKLES:- OK, we'll do that.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Find another surname.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04All right.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Harry Lime. Harry...- Harry...
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Fionas. Fiona Apple, Fiona Phillips.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- Fiona Bruce.- Nice.- Very nice.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Right, do you want me to go for it? - Yeah.- Oh, we got that one.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Three lives now.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Right, so...- What we got left?
0:22:21 > 0:22:22What else is Rambo in?
0:22:24 > 0:22:28THEY WHISPER
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Is it a pronunciation thing?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Maybe there is fruit.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38But there's an obscure one.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Harlequin could be a fruit.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Go for harlequin as a fruit.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42We've now got limited lives.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44OK. No, so...
0:22:46 > 0:22:48There's wood.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52There's a harlequin duck, is there another duck?
0:22:52 > 0:22:53No.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Should we try some fruit again
0:22:58 > 0:22:59and see, just try another one?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Pick one.- Rambo.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04One more.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Is our bet fruit's a red herring?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08CAPTAIN CHUCKLES
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Ten seconds. - Do we go for wood already?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Go for it. - Nope. That's your three lives.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14The Wall has frozen.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16But you've found two groups on this very difficult wall.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Can you tell me the connection?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Acorn and so forth?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22They're computers, I think, from the '80s.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Yeah, they're former computer brands.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27And the green group - Shaw, Phillips, Bruce, Apple?
0:23:27 > 0:23:28They're all Fionas.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31That's right. Fiona Shaw, the actor, and you can still get points for the
0:23:31 > 0:23:34connections in the groups you didn't find, so let's resolve the Wall.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Hello.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Mango, balsa, hive, Rambo.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Change one letter, they're a dance.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43That's what we'll go for.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Very well spotted.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47You change a letter, and they become tango, salsa, jive and mambo.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Really hard to see on the Wall.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Well done for seeing it there.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Hidden dances.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55And the last one. Lime, avocado, and so forth.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Green.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59They are all types of green.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02So you found two groups and gave me four connections.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03That is a total of six.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Let's bring the Vikings back now, give them the other Wall.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07It's the Water Wall for you, Vikings,
0:24:07 > 0:24:09you should be comfortable with that.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Let's cut out those design ones.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Yeah, I can see...
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Ponder and Mull.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Um, da, da, da, da... Brood.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Woolgather.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29- Oh!- Right.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- Shipping areas as well.- Fisher.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Lundy, Shannon...
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Shannon...
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Come on.- Three lives now.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39John Quill is a sort of yellow.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40It's also flowers...
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Angus, Guernsey,
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Jersey and Red Poll are all cattle.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45What would be the other four?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Sounds like John Quill. Read, read.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48- Yes.- Ah, rows.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50So rows works for John Quill.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51- Yeah.- OK. Rows, read, wight,
0:24:51 > 0:24:54John Quill, and that's because...?
0:24:54 > 0:24:55- It's a yellow.- Is it now?
0:24:55 > 0:24:56A John Quill's a bit like a daffodil.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Same colour. Similar colour.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- We've still got so time, so... - Try it.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02That's it! You've solved the wall.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Very well done.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05So that's four points immediately.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06What about the connections?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Ponder and so on?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Ah, well, that would be to think on.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14That's it. All things you didn't really need to do during that Wall.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16And the green group, starting Shannon?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Did we say shipping? - The shipping forecast areas.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Shipping forecast areas.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Shannon, Bailey, Lundy, Fisher.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26And what about the next pink group, starting read or "red"?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29They're homophones, or heterophones,
0:25:29 > 0:25:31I'm never sure which is which,
0:25:31 > 0:25:33of colours, red, jonquil, rose and white.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Homophones. Homo, the same, hetero, different.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39And the last turquoise group, starting jersey?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Is it cows? Cows?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- Cattle breeds, yeah.- Jersey, Red Poll, Guernsey, Angus.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Simply breeds of cow.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49So that's four more points for the connections and the bonus of two for
0:25:49 > 0:25:51getting it all right. That is a maximum of ten.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Very well done. Let's have a look at the overall scores.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57The Wanderers have ten points.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58The Vikings have 20.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03So, a bit of a turnaround needed, but it can be done.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07It's been done before. Lucky you've been practising.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:26:08 > 0:26:13I can tell you that the first group all begin with a soft C.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Wanderers.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17- Celery.- Correct.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Wanderers.- Cerebellum.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Correct.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Wanderers.- Coeliac.- Good vowelling.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Wanderers.- Cipher.- Correct.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Next category. Famous men given their wives' maiden names.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38- Wanderers.- William Middleton.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Prince William.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44- Vikings.- Denis Roberts.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Better known as Denis Thatcher.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- Vikings.- Gordon Styler.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52That's Sting, Gordon Sumner.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Correct.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57- Vikings.- Daniel Weisz.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Or Daniel Craig. Well done.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Next category. Commonwealth countries and their largest cities.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Vikings.- Nigeria and Lagos.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Correct.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Wanderers.- Australia and Sydney.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14Correct.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Wanderers.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- India and Mumbai.- Correct.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24- Wanderers.- Canada and Toronto.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Correct. Next category.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Films featuring Marilyn Monroe.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- Wanderers. - How to Marry a Millionaire.- Correct.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- Vikings.- The Seven Year Itch.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38Correct.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40ENDGAME JINGLE
0:27:40 > 0:27:43That's it. The bell has gone for the end of the quiz,
0:27:43 > 0:27:44and I can tell you,
0:27:44 > 0:27:46after a very impressive round four -
0:27:46 > 0:27:47very good round for you there, John -
0:27:47 > 0:27:53the final scores are Wanderers 19, Vikings 25.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55So, Vikings, you are through to the next round.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Wanderers, you're also through to the next round.
0:27:57 > 0:27:58A different sort of next round.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01I'm still struggling with the concept, but no-one's going.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04These are the quarterfinals. No-one's through to the semis yet,
0:28:04 > 0:28:06and yet nobody's out either. Well done, everyone.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Very good quizzing. And that's it.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11If this were a meal, we've had our starters,
0:28:11 > 0:28:13our main courses and our puddings,
0:28:13 > 0:28:16and as the last of the missing vowels coffee slips away,
0:28:16 > 0:28:20all that remains is the bill, which is astronomical.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22It's tens of thousands of pounds.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24That's where the comparison sort of falls down.
0:28:24 > 0:28:25Compared with having a meal,
0:28:25 > 0:28:28a television programme is eye-wateringly expensive.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30It's crazy money. It's ridi...
0:28:30 > 0:28:31You'll have to split it.
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Goodbye.