Belgophiles v Beaks

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0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello, and welcome to Only Connect.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Before we start, I'd like to say a special happy birthday

0:00:26 > 0:00:28to our crew driver Bronwyn.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32The other day, someone told her she had acute angina.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34That's not a joke, she's got serious heart problems.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36She applied to work on this show

0:00:36 > 0:00:39because she has to avoid too much excitement.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Quizzing this evening are...

0:00:41 > 0:00:42..on my right...

0:00:42 > 0:00:44..Helen Fasham, a civil servant

0:00:44 > 0:00:46who won a bike and a holiday to Lanzarote

0:00:46 > 0:00:49in a national colouring competition.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Phil Small, a pharmaceutical worker

0:00:51 > 0:00:53who is terrified of heights.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56And their captain, Ben Fasham,

0:00:56 > 0:00:59a publishing sales manager who's appeared on television in Bahrain.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01United by a passion for Poirot,

0:01:01 > 0:01:03they are the Belgophiles.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04So far, you've beaten

0:01:04 > 0:01:06the Lapsed Physicists and the Meeples.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08What's the team been up to since we saw you last?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10One of us has been quizzing

0:01:10 > 0:01:11like his life depends on it

0:01:11 > 0:01:14and the other two have been elbow deep in nappies.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Absolutely delightful.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19This evening, you are facing, on my left...

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Rob Cromarty, a classics teacher

0:01:21 > 0:01:23who enjoys collecting first editions

0:01:23 > 0:01:26and storing them in his special safety deposit box.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Aidan Sproat-Clements,

0:01:27 > 0:01:31a music enthusiast who got stuck in a lift in Canada with a swing band.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33And their captain,

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Dan Sproat-Clements,

0:01:34 > 0:01:38a French teacher with an interest in new and unusual Champagnes.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40United by a talent for teaching,

0:01:40 > 0:01:41they are the Beaks.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Now, beat the Disparates and the Dandies

0:01:43 > 0:01:44to get through to this round.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46How have you spent your time between games?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48We've been trying to slice up A-level papers

0:01:48 > 0:01:50on our various subjects

0:01:50 > 0:01:52and complete them in 40 seconds.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- It's gone well.- Excellent.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57It's another one of those matches with two married couples.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58I love those. I can sort of feel

0:01:58 > 0:02:00the tension between the teams.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02It's not quite as strong as the tension on the teams,

0:02:02 > 0:02:05as everyone hopes that their partner doesn't get anything wrong,

0:02:05 > 0:02:09or hopes that they do. Right, well, it's this lot who are going first.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12You won the toss and you'd like to have the first question.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13- Which is it going to be? - Water, please.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Water. OK.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17What is the connection between these apparently random clues?

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Here's the first.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Next, please.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Next, please.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Contention, convention... They're all "con".- Possibly.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51They can all be preceded by "con"

0:02:51 > 0:02:53and followed by "ion"

0:02:53 > 0:02:55to make a full word that describes what's at the top.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58So, contention, convention, convection.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Exactly right. You didn't need to

0:03:00 > 0:03:02see last one. What we're seeking -

0:03:02 > 0:03:04connection. Very well spotted.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Belgophiles, what would you like?

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Eye of Horus, please.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08The Eye of Horus. What is

0:03:08 > 0:03:10the connection between these clues?

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Here's the first.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Nothing.- OK. Next.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Could it be relations? - Well, what did they have to...?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Is it following an abdication?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Well, King George VI...

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Maybe get another. - Yeah, get another one.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Next.

0:03:39 > 0:03:44- They were all during the... - No, it's horse races.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Horse races, I think.- Yeah.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51They all have horse races named after them?

0:03:51 > 0:03:52It's going to be two points

0:03:52 > 0:03:53to your team as well.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56You didn't need to see 12th Earl of Derby.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Yes, racing legend says that

0:03:57 > 0:03:58the Derby is named after

0:03:58 > 0:04:00the 12th Earl who won a coin toss

0:04:00 > 0:04:02against his friend Charles Bunbury.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Otherwise, we'd be betting on the Bunbury every year.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06What is the race named

0:04:06 > 0:04:08after Tsar Alexander II?

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Cesarewitch. - That's right, at Newmarket.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12And the King George VI -

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Chase run at Kempton Park.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Back to you, Beaks, for a choice.

0:04:16 > 0:04:17- Two Reeds, please.- The Two Reeds.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19What is the connection

0:04:19 > 0:04:20between these picture clues?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Here's the first.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Next, please.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Next, please.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Not a clue.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Next, please.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Two seconds.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00The number 16.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Not the right answer, I'm afraid.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Belgophiles, a go for a bonus?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Red shoes.- That's it!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Very Good.- What can you tell me

0:05:07 > 0:05:08about the clues we are looking at?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Well, three of them wear red shoes

0:05:10 > 0:05:13and one of them is the ballet The Red Shoes.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14It's a film, The Red Shoes.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16That is Moira Shearer playing Vicky Page.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Ronald McDonald Wears red shoes,

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Dorothy Gale in the Wizard of Oz,

0:05:20 > 0:05:21ruby slippers of Course.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23And that first one, traditionally,

0:05:23 > 0:05:24popes wore red shoes.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26But they don't all do it.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Pope Benedict brought it back in and

0:05:28 > 0:05:29now the new Pope tends not to wear

0:05:29 > 0:05:32the red shoes. As school teachers,

0:05:32 > 0:05:33do you get told what you are allowed

0:05:33 > 0:05:35to wear, do you have a uniform?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37It's less strict than the kids,

0:05:37 > 0:05:39but men are supposed to wear ties

0:05:39 > 0:05:41at the very, very least.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Suits usually.- Would you be allowed

0:05:43 > 0:05:44to wear red shoes?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Yes.- What about ruby slippers?

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Oh, yes.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49In that case, why don't you?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Who says I'm not?!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54So, very well done. You get the bonus point.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56It's your question. What would you like?

0:05:56 > 0:05:57- Twisted Flax, please. - The Twisted Flax.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00What is the connection between these clues?

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Here's the first.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Next.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- There's two of them, isn't there? - First and second.- Desert Fox.- Yeah.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Kublai Khan, that's not...- No.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Next.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25What year was that, 1924 was it?

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Next.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34That's 1492.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Oh, they're all...they're all

0:06:36 > 0:06:37anagrams of each other, the years.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43The years are anagrams of each other.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45That's it. They are number anagrams.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46What are those years?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Over to Phil.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Well, it's 1942.

0:06:49 > 0:06:521942, the Battle of El Alamein.

0:06:52 > 0:06:551924. The second Paris Olympics was 1924, was it?

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- That's right. Yes.- Columbus reaches the Americas in 1492.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Yes.- And the death of Kublai Khan...

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Grandson of Genghis Khan,

0:07:02 > 0:07:04when might it be?

0:07:04 > 0:07:05- 1294?- It was 1294.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Exactly. Those are the numbers you've got to work with.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10They are all anagrams of each other.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Well spotted.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12What would you like now, Beaks?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Horned Viper, please.- Horned Viper.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16OK. What is the connection between these clues?

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Here's the first.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22THEY WHISPER

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Next, please.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Next, please.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Next, please.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51THEY WHISPER EXCITEDLY

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Aidan will explain.- These are...

0:07:59 > 0:08:01These are the author

0:08:01 > 0:08:03and the year the book was published,

0:08:03 > 0:08:05and the person underneath is

0:08:05 > 0:08:07the person who will be the next king.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09That's absolutely right. Very good answer.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Let me ask you this, Dan.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Did you think Aidan knew the answer

0:08:12 > 0:08:14or is it just something generally in your marriage,

0:08:14 > 0:08:16when you're flustered, "Aidan will explain."

0:08:16 > 0:08:17That's my default, but they were

0:08:17 > 0:08:19both saying the same thing.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20And occasionally I come in

0:08:20 > 0:08:22and bail them out.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23That's exactly right. They are

0:08:23 > 0:08:25novels with kings in the title.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26The Rudyard Kipling King novel is...

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- The Man Who Would Be King. - The Man Who Would Be King.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30And the king referred to - Daniel Dravot.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32- TH White, do you know? - The Next And Future King?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34The Once And Future King.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36And Michael Dobbs, do you know what that's about?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Something about Charles III.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Yes, it's the sequel

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- to House Of Cards.- Oh!

0:08:42 > 0:08:43The English version of Michael Dobbs

0:08:43 > 0:08:45and the sequel is To Play The King,

0:08:45 > 0:08:46in which the Prime Minister

0:08:46 > 0:08:48is in a tussle with a king,

0:08:48 > 0:08:50but we don't know who it is,

0:08:50 > 0:08:53but the implication is it would be the next King Charles.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- And the Tolkien?- Return Of The King.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56And that's Aragorn, who my notes

0:08:56 > 0:08:58inform me returns to claim

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- the throne of Gondor.- Hm!

0:09:00 > 0:09:01What a nonsense!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Very well done.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Back to you, Belgophiles,

0:09:04 > 0:09:05and the one question remaining,

0:09:05 > 0:09:06the Lion.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09There it is. What is the connection

0:09:09 > 0:09:11between these musical clues?

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Here's the first.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16EPIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Next.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23FRENCH FOLK SONG

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Next.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32FUNK SONG PLAYS

0:09:32 > 0:09:34# And the Southern Central freight

0:09:34 > 0:09:36# Got to keep on pushing, mama... #

0:09:36 > 0:09:38That second song is...

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Shall we go for the last one? - I think so.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Next.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47# He said he's goin' He said he's goin' back to find... #

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Midnight Train To Georgia.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Two seconds.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53OK.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Exits.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I can't accept it, I'm afraid.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Beaks, a go for a bonus point?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00They are leaving on trains.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02They are leaving on trains.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03What did you recognise?

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Gladys Knight... No.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Midnight Train To Georgia. Is it Gladys Knight?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08That's Gladys Knight and the Pips, yes.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Did you know the first one?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11And three other songs involving

0:10:11 > 0:10:13a train was about all we could get.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17The first one was the score to the film Murder On The Orient Express.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19The second one... J'Entends Siffler Le Train.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21That the French version. There's an English one -

0:10:21 > 0:10:23When You Hear The Train I'm On, You'll Know I'm Gone.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Long Train Running by the Doobie Brothers was the third.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28So, well done. The connection is trains.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30That means, at the end of round one,

0:10:30 > 0:10:32the Belgophiles have four points,

0:10:32 > 0:10:34the Beaks have four points.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39And the train rumbles on towards round two.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42The sequences round. What comes fourth in the sequence?

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Beaks, you go first again.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Please choose a hieroglyph. - Twisted Flax, please.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46The Twisted Flax. OK.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47You'll be seeing the first

0:10:47 > 0:10:49in a series of picture clues.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50What might you expect to see

0:10:50 > 0:10:52in the fourth picture? Your time starts now.

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Next, please.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Next, please.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- I've got nothing.- Two seconds.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Something representing technology.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Belgophiles, do you want

0:11:35 > 0:11:36to have a try for a bonus?

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Top former Reading nightclub, The Reflex.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41Oh, I'm not familiar

0:11:41 > 0:11:42with that nightclub,

0:11:42 > 0:11:45but we do have a picture of a reflex

0:11:45 > 0:11:47so I will give you the bonus.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Well done. What are we looking at?

0:11:49 > 0:11:54We are looking at the part of SDLR, single digital lens reflex.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56- DSLR.- Yes, but the digital is first.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57The digital watch.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Digital single lens reflex.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- And what is that?- Camera.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05It's a sort of film-free camera, isn't it?

0:12:05 > 0:12:06If you wanted to buy

0:12:06 > 0:12:09a Hasselblad H5D DSLR,

0:12:09 > 0:12:10how much do you think

0:12:10 > 0:12:11that would cost?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- £8,000.- It would be about £35,000.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Right, OK.- You'd have to really want that camera.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Very well done, the bonus goes to

0:12:18 > 0:12:19you, and you may choose a question.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Eye of Horus, please. - The Eye of Horus.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23OK. What will come fourth in this sequence?

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Here's the first.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Next.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Elizabeth of York, Elizabeth I...

0:12:41 > 0:12:43It could be queens who are called Elizabeth in sequence.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48SHE WHISPERS

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Shall we just say Queen Elizabeth II?

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Or shall we just take another one just to...?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Next.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Wife of George VI. Yeah, that's... - Yeah, that's Elizabeth.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Queen Elizabeth II.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Is the right answer.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05You were thinking of buzzing in after two clues, weren't you?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- We should have done.- Yeah.- My fault. - What is the sequence?

0:13:08 > 0:13:11It's queens called Elizabeth in chronological order.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14That is exactly right, and it's including the wives

0:13:14 > 0:13:16of kings who were known as queen.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18If you wanted to buy a note from

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother,

0:13:20 > 0:13:22asking her to pack one of her

0:13:22 > 0:13:23favourite drinks for a journey,

0:13:23 > 0:13:25how much do you think that would cost?

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Well, it's either very rare or it's incredibly common,

0:13:28 > 0:13:32so anywhere between £5 and £35,000.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34It's less than a Hasselblad. £16,000.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36The note said - it was a note

0:13:36 > 0:13:37to a lady-in-waiting -

0:13:37 > 0:13:39"I think I will take two small bottles of

0:13:39 > 0:13:41"Dubonnet and gin with me

0:13:41 > 0:13:43"this morning in case it's needed."

0:13:43 > 0:13:45I always carry those bottles myself.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Back to you, Beaks, for a choice.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50OK. What will come fourth in this sequence?

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Here's the first.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Next, please.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Next, please.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Two seconds.

0:14:31 > 0:14:341: M.

0:14:34 > 0:14:35Not the right answer, I'm afraid.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Belgophiles, do you want to have a go for a bonus?

0:14:37 > 0:14:381: S.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Not it either.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42This is to do with tails.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Or, as I prefer to call it,

0:14:44 > 0:14:45degree one nodes.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47The points at the end of letters.

0:14:47 > 0:14:48If you look at the H,

0:14:48 > 0:14:50- there are four points.- Oh, wow.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Three with an F.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Two with an R, just the bottom of the legs there,

0:14:54 > 0:14:56and there is only one...

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- T.- P.- It's P.- Oh.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00So, nobody got that,

0:15:00 > 0:15:02but you may have your own question, Belgophiles.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Horned Viper, please. - The Horned Viper.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06OK, what will come forth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Engelbert.

0:15:10 > 0:15:11There's two of them...

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Next.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19THEY CONFER

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Is it from Duck Tales or something?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Is it just people called Engelbert?

0:15:25 > 0:15:26Next.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Ducks.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Names of... Oh.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Is it his son or something?

0:15:33 > 0:15:35No, it's...

0:15:35 > 0:15:37It's Count Duckula, maybe.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Humperdinck, Quackmore, Donald and...

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Donald Duck...

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Daffy?- Two seconds.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48- Daffy.- I'm afraid not.

0:15:48 > 0:15:52Although I very much enjoyed your deliberations.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Beaks.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54Huey.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Is a perfect answer.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59You would expect the Beaks to get this one.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02- What's going on?- Is it generations of the Duck family?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04- In...?- In...

0:16:04 > 0:16:06They're getting younger.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07These are the most recent...

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Yes, moving closer.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10But of which Duck family?

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Donald Duck's family.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Yeah. Sorry, yeah. - It's Donald Duck at clue three

0:16:14 > 0:16:15and Quackmore is who?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17- His father.- Father.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Married to?- His mother.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Hortense McDuck.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22And Humperdinck is...

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- The grandfather of... - Donald's grandfather.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26- Yeah.- Married to...? Grandma Coot.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Grandma Coot.- I want to go through the Duck family tree

0:16:29 > 0:16:31in some detail. Huey...

0:16:31 > 0:16:33You could also have had Dewey and Louie, of course.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35But there are others you could have had.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38You could have had Dugan, the child of Donald's cousin...

0:16:38 > 0:16:39- Hubert.- Fethry.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Donald's cousin Fethry.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42I'm told, by the question editor,

0:16:42 > 0:16:44he's still an acceptable answer

0:16:44 > 0:16:46as he's the generation after Donald

0:16:46 > 0:16:47on the Duck family tree.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48And who's Phooey?

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Do you know who Phooey is?

0:16:49 > 0:16:51The French cousin?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54No, Phooey is a colloquial name

0:16:54 > 0:16:55for a fourth duck

0:16:55 > 0:16:57that's sometimes drawn by mistake.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59So, Donald's sister Della Duck has three children -

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Huey, Dewey and Louie - but sometimes you see a fourth duck

0:17:02 > 0:17:05in the cartoon that's been drawn by mistake, it doesn't really exist.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06I mean, none of them exist

0:17:06 > 0:17:08but doesn't exist in the world of Donald Duck,

0:17:08 > 0:17:11and people say "Phooey" to refer to the accidental fourth duck.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12I mean, we could have a long chat

0:17:12 > 0:17:13about the Duck family.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15This is one of my favourite questions.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Well done, Beaks. You get the bonus and you may choose a question.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19- Lion, please.- Lion.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21OK. What would come fourth

0:17:21 > 0:17:22in this sequence?

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Here's the first.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27The number of stripes on the flag...

0:17:27 > 0:17:30THEY CONFER

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Next, please.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39THEY CONFER

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Next, please.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51THEY CONFER

0:17:51 > 0:17:55I think it's countries below the tropics and the equator.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57So, a country that's...

0:17:57 > 0:17:59THEY CONFER

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Three seconds.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Three stripes and Australia

0:18:06 > 0:18:08fully right aligned.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Not the right answer, I'm afraid.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Belgophiles, do you want to have a go for a bonus?

0:18:12 > 0:18:16Three stripes, the same, and Madagascar on the right-hand side.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18That's not it. You are literally closer,

0:18:18 > 0:18:20but what do you think the sequence is?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22The three lines represent

0:18:22 > 0:18:23the tropics and the Equator,

0:18:23 > 0:18:26and the problem is that Australia goes too far north

0:18:26 > 0:18:28so we needed a country that is entirely below...

0:18:28 > 0:18:30- New Zealand.- New Zealand.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32There are only four independent countries

0:18:32 > 0:18:34that are south of the Tropic of Capricorn

0:18:34 > 0:18:36and we're going, as the placing suggests,

0:18:36 > 0:18:38from west to east,

0:18:38 > 0:18:40and we wanted to hear New Zealand,

0:18:40 > 0:18:41south of the equator.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Belgophiles, one question remains, the Water question.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46What would come fourth in this sequence?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Here's the first.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Next.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Next.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04That's or.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- That's or.- So what's the...?

0:19:06 > 0:19:09THEY CONFER

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Six, con, or.

0:19:12 > 0:19:16THEY CONFER

0:19:16 > 0:19:19What's the double letter code for Connecticut?

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Two seconds.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30- ED.- I'm afraid that's not it,

0:19:30 > 0:19:33so, Beaks, you've got the chance for a bonus point.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35The vertical access on...

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Sorry.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Indiana.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41I think I'd probably have accepted either of your answers

0:19:41 > 0:19:45- but why do you say Indiana?- It's...

0:19:45 > 0:19:46- IA.- So, I'm going for Victoria.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Yes, now you've worked out the puzzle,

0:19:48 > 0:19:49so I'm going to give it to you.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Yes. Iowa is the state that we went to.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54I think Indiana might be officially something like IN

0:19:54 > 0:19:56but if you mean IA, that's right

0:19:56 > 0:19:58and you were going to say something that represents Y.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00- It spells Victory. - As I look at this question,

0:20:00 > 0:20:02I realised the question writers are aiming for the word Victoria

0:20:02 > 0:20:05because, let's be honest, that's what they're thinking about,

0:20:05 > 0:20:07mainly through fear, most of the time - but, looking at it,

0:20:07 > 0:20:09I realise you could also spell victory,

0:20:09 > 0:20:11so I'd have taken Y as well.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12So, your conjoined answers

0:20:12 > 0:20:14fumble their way towards a bonus.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Very well done. - That's the married couple factor.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19That means, at the end of Round Two,

0:20:19 > 0:20:21the Beaks have six points,

0:20:21 > 0:20:23the Belgophiles have seven.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Connecting Wall time now

0:20:26 > 0:20:29and you'll be going first this time, Belgophiles.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31So, would you like Lion or Water?

0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Lion, please.- The Lion Wall.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36You have two and a half minutes to solve it starting now.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Tall ships.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41- Hospital departments.- Yep.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Canals possibly.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47German actors. Wow.

0:20:51 > 0:20:52Let go channels.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56Nickelodeon and Discovery are channels. History Channel.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58OK.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04OK, fine, let's go for these.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Which one have I done?

0:21:06 > 0:21:09THEY CONFER

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Possibly canals. Kiel is a canal.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Kiel Canal.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15THEY CONFER

0:21:15 > 0:21:16Kiel is on the Baltic.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Baltic.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- What's that, sorry?- What's A&E that's not a hospital department?

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Oh, yeah.- Hang on.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Yaphet Kotto is an actor, isn't he?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- They played Bond villains.- OK.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32You've got... That's Jaws, I'm not going to fill in the fourth one.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35You've got Kotto, Christoph Waltz and maybe Sean Bean.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Lee or Bean.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Might as well try them.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47- Three lives now.- All right.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49- TNT is a channel.- TNT's a channel.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51- The other one is...- Discovery is.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Or German warships.

0:21:53 > 0:21:54It's Russian.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Russian warships.- Or canals, but I don't know what else is a canal.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59- There's battleships...- Shall we...?

0:21:59 > 0:22:00I don't know what Hermione is at all.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Shall we...?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Let's go to the channels and we've got some...

0:22:04 > 0:22:07I think we've done Discovery and History already,

0:22:07 > 0:22:10but don't do it yet because what's the other...?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Potemkin, Kiel, Hermione...

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Shall we go...?

0:22:16 > 0:22:17Yeah, try one, yeah.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20What else is a channel there?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22A&E must be a channel. It must be.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28That's it. You solved the Wall with

0:22:28 > 0:22:30your last life and seconds to spare.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Very well done.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33What about the connections?

0:22:33 > 0:22:37Chaplaincy, maternity, ENT, outpatients.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38These are hospital departments.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40They are parts of a hospital.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43And what about the green group, starting Lee.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Actors who have played Bond villains.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46That's absolutely right.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Who are those villains?

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Scaramanga is Christopher Lee.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51- That's right.- Yaphet Kotto played...

0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Is it Kananga?- Kananga. That's right.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Christopher Bean played

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Alec Trevelyan, 006, in Goldeneye.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58- Sean Bean.- Sorry, Sean Bean.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00And Christoph Waltz played

0:23:00 > 0:23:01Blofeld in Spectre.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Good Bond villain knowledge.

0:23:03 > 0:23:08The next group - History, TNT, A&E, Nickelodeon.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Satellite TV channels.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12They are. Can you tell me anything else?

0:23:13 > 0:23:15I'll take it. They're American.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16They're all American cable channels.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18That's right. And the next group.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Hermione, Potemkin, Discovery, Kiel.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23I don't think they're canals, so I would say...

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Battleships.- That's not it.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27They're naval mutinies.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29It was a combination of the two

0:23:29 > 0:23:31but you solved the Wall for four points

0:23:31 > 0:23:32and you got three connecting points

0:23:32 > 0:23:34so that's a total of seven.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Let's bring the Beaks back in now,

0:23:35 > 0:23:38give them the other wall, the Water Wall, and see how they fare.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Two and a half minutes, of course,

0:23:40 > 0:23:42to solve the Water Wall starting now.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Alan Shearer...

0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Prince Albert.- Alex...

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Albert Docks, Prince's Docks, St Katharine Docks.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54We've definitely got docks here.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Alexandra Docks.

0:23:57 > 0:23:58There's no Alexandra.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Any anagrams?

0:24:00 > 0:24:02I'm trying to look at words.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05That's got P in it. That's got ice in it.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Jackie Milburn.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Jackie Milburn, Alan Shearer, Cole

0:24:11 > 0:24:13and Speed are all footballers.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Albert.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23I'm trying to find...

0:24:25 > 0:24:27There you go. Footballers.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29- So...- St Katharine.

0:24:32 > 0:24:33Oh, sheep!

0:24:33 > 0:24:36- Sheep shearer, sheep station, sheep dip, sheepdog.- Good.- Good.

0:24:38 > 0:24:39- Three lives now.- OK...

0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Prince's tuna... - Grass? Tobacco, lawn...

0:24:46 > 0:24:48What about word ones?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Alexandra Palace.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55We're still expecting docks, and we know those two are docks.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Prince's Dock and Tobacco Dock?

0:24:59 > 0:25:00Dice has got spots.

0:25:02 > 0:25:03Lawn spot.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07- Cats eyes.- You've solved the wall.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Very well done.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11- It's almost as though you're sorry about it.- Yeah.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Let's have a look for the connecting points.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17The first, blue group - Cole, Speed, Milburn, Albert.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Footballers.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22I'm afraid I need to hear something specific.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Were they captains of Wales?

0:25:24 > 0:25:26They were not captains of Wales.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28I think it is Al-berr, not Albert.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Newcastle United.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32- They all played for Newcastle United.- Oh, God.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35I'm never going to be able to go home again.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38And the green group. Station, dip, dog, shearer.

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Prefixed by sheep.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Sheep. Sheep dip, sheepdog, sheep shearer.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45What about the next group? Saint Katharine, Prince's and so on...

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- They're all docks. - They're all docks.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Exactly. Tobacco Dock in East London.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52All docks. And the turquoise group?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Oats, dice, lawn, eyes.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56They can all be rolled.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57They can be rolled.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00- Well done.- Now you've solved a wall and see them all together,

0:26:00 > 0:26:02you've figured it out. Very well done.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04So, that is four points for the groups

0:26:04 > 0:26:06and three for the connections. A total of seven.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Let's have a look at the overall scores.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17So, a pair of matching Wall scores have changed nothing.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20It will all be decided in the missing vowels round

0:26:20 > 0:26:22and when I say, "All be decided,"

0:26:22 > 0:26:24I mean nothing will be decided because nobody's going home,

0:26:24 > 0:26:26nobody even really knows what sort of game this is.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28For all I know, it's the final.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33The first group are all...

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Belgophiles.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42- Motel.- Correct.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Belgophiles.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47- Picnic something. - Too long, I'm afraid.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49- Beaks, do you know?- Picnic area.

0:26:49 > 0:26:50Yes, it is.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Belgophiles.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Electric vehicle charging points.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Well done. Next clue.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04- Belgophiles.- Massage chair.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Correct. Next category.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Belgophiles.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Pooh and Piglet.- Correct.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Beaks.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19- The Famous Five.- Of course.

0:27:23 > 0:27:24Belgophiles.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Rat, Mole, Toad and Badger.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Very well done.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Don't know this one? From His Dark Materials,

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Lyra Belacqua and Iorek Byrnison.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Next category, anagrams of ganister.

0:27:43 > 0:27:44Belgophiles.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46- Angriest.- Correct.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Belgophiles.

0:27:52 > 0:27:53- Tasering.- Correct.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59END OF ROUND MUSIC PLAYS

0:28:01 > 0:28:03That one was gantries,

0:28:03 > 0:28:05but the bell has gone for the end of the quiz

0:28:05 > 0:28:07and the winners, with 20 points,

0:28:07 > 0:28:08and going somewhere are

0:28:08 > 0:28:10the Belgophiles.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12A noble second with 15 points,

0:28:12 > 0:28:13also going somewhere, not leaving,

0:28:13 > 0:28:15the Beaks. Very well done to you.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Well done, everybody.

0:28:17 > 0:28:18I'll see you all again.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21Thank you for watching and do tune in next week when I won't be here

0:28:21 > 0:28:25but I'll be replaced by an animatronic AI version of myself

0:28:25 > 0:28:27that I've had made so that I can spend more time at home

0:28:27 > 0:28:30getting drunk in front of old episodes of The Professionals.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33Goodbye.