0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello and welcome to Only Connect.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25And if you'd like to come along
0:00:25 > 0:00:26and be in the live audience for the show,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28then please drop us a line via the website.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30I mean, it'll be slightly weird
0:00:30 > 0:00:32because we don't have a live audience for the show.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34There isn't a great crowd of people here,
0:00:34 > 0:00:35not laughing at the things I say.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Apart from the crew.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39But you can stand with them, the cameramen, they won't mind,
0:00:39 > 0:00:40they haven't got much to do.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42They're just standing around, standing, standing.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46We're not making Lord Of The Rings. Although sometimes it looks like it.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Let's meet the teams.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50On my right, Ian King,
0:00:50 > 0:00:52a French and Russian graduate who's listed in
0:00:52 > 0:00:56the Guinness Book Of Records, along with 2,275 colleagues,
0:00:56 > 0:00:57for standing on one leg.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Tim Harrison, a communications consultant
0:01:00 > 0:01:03who used to be a heavyweight boxer.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06And their captain, Tim Hall, a former accountant
0:01:06 > 0:01:10who successfully predicted a woman's pregnancy using tarot cards.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12All fans of Inspector Morse,
0:01:12 > 0:01:13they are the Detectives.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Now, you lost your last game against the Escapologists.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18How competitive are you feeling about tonight's match?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21We're going to be absolutely, massively competitive
0:01:21 > 0:01:23as long as that's all right with everyone else.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Terrifying.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28The opponents you're scaring tonight are, on my left,
0:01:28 > 0:01:33Rob Cromarty, a former archaeologist who enjoys writing Latin poetry.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Aidan Sproat-Clements, a head of mathematics
0:01:35 > 0:01:38who designed his own wedding stationery using fractals.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41And their captain, Dan Sproat-Clements,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44a housemaster who recently enjoyed a wine-tasting trip to Chablis
0:01:44 > 0:01:48and ended up attending a wedding reception with the vineyard's owner.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50All working at Wellington College,
0:01:50 > 0:01:51they are the Beaks.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53You lost your last game against the Belgophiles.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Has that rattled the confidence? How's the team?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59There wasn't much confidence to begin with so, yes,
0:01:59 > 0:02:02whatever there was has now safely run away and hidden in the corner.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05We tossed a coin to see who would be going first in this match.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Detectives, you won. Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Can we have Water, please?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Water. Good luck, both teams.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Someone has to go home tonight, I hope it's neither of you.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14But I'm hoping in vain.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18What is the connection between these apparently random clues?
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Here's the first.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Next, please.
0:02:25 > 0:02:31That is the effect whereby stupid people don't realise they're stupid.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32It's possible, the first one is very similar.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Shall we go for another one?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Next, please.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39That is when you are promoted to your level of incompetence.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Maximum, sort of...
0:02:43 > 0:02:45All sorts of psychological effects
0:02:45 > 0:02:49or psychological observations of how people behave.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- But to do with intelligence? - Yeah.- Yeah.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53BELL
0:02:53 > 0:02:55They're all psychological observations
0:02:55 > 0:02:57about the way people act,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00to do with their intelligence.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02So, the Peter Principle, people are
0:03:02 > 0:03:04promoted to the level of their incompetence.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07The Dunning-Kruger effect is when stupid people don't
0:03:07 > 0:03:08realise that they're stupid.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I'm minded to accept it.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12That's very good of you.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14I really want to hear incompetence
0:03:14 > 0:03:17rather than intelligence or stupidity, but you're in
0:03:17 > 0:03:19the right zone and I think you know what these things are.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22You didn't need to see the last one, Dilbert Principle, what's that?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Is it something to do with the cartoon Dilbert?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26And the Pointy Haired Boss, presumably?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I don't know if it's to do with a cartoon. I know what it is.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32The idea is you promote somebody higher up the chain
0:03:32 > 0:03:34because the higher up they are, the less damage they can do.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36So you keep the incompetent people...
0:03:36 > 0:03:37I don't know what you're implying!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40But at the lower levels, where people do the real work,
0:03:40 > 0:03:41you keep the competent people.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44And, yes, the Peter Principle is people rising to the level of
0:03:44 > 0:03:46their incompetence. A similar idea, really.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Putts Law is negative selection,
0:03:48 > 0:03:50people who understand what they don't manage
0:03:50 > 0:03:53and manage what they don't understand.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55The Dunning-Kruger effect, I think, as you said... Yes.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58My notes say, "A cognitive bias in which low ability individuals
0:03:58 > 0:04:01"suffer from illusory superiority,
0:04:01 > 0:04:04"assessing their own ability as higher than it really is."
0:04:04 > 0:04:05We all know one of those.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I can literally see the cameramen nodding. Mmm-hmm.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Do you know what it's inspired by, that study?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13People called Dunning and Kruger.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15No, I think they were the people that did the study.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17No, it was a man who robbed two banks
0:04:17 > 0:04:19and he covered his face in lemon juice...
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Because he thought it makes
0:04:21 > 0:04:22invisible ink or something like that?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Exactly so.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Because you can make invisible ink,
0:04:25 > 0:04:28he thought his face wouldn't be picked out by CCTV.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Well done, you get two points.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Beaks, what would you like? - Eye of Horus, please.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34The Eye of Horus. These are going to be picture clues.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Something connects them. What is it?
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Time starts now.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Next, please.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Next.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01BELL
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Demi-something.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06You also get two points for coming in after three clues.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Well done. I'll show you the last clue, and tell me...?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Demijohn?- Demijohn is the last one. What are the other pictures?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- The first is a demitasse, a cup. - That's right.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15And a demi-semi-quaver.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18That's right. The second one, a demilune.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21A demi-semi-quaver, which is a 32nd note.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Do you know what you call a 512th note?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Give him a second.- Erm...
0:05:27 > 0:05:30A hemi-demi-semi- hemi-demi-semi-quaver.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33All demi-somethings, well done.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Back to you, Detectives, for a choice.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Can we have Twisted Flax, please? - Yes, you can.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39What is the connection between these clues?
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Here's the first.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Next, please.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- They used to be one country. They used to be united.- Japan?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Do you want to go for another one? Just to be certain.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- I think we'd want to.- Next, please.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Let's go for it, shall we? - BELL
0:06:17 > 0:06:19They all used to be one entity.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22I'm afraid they did not.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25So I'm going to show the last clue to the Beaks for a possible bonus.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- No?- No, you don't know.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Got it now.- What is it?- Straits.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30They're straits.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Straits, and the countries that they separate.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35So, the Denmark Strait separates Iceland and Greenland,
0:06:35 > 0:06:38the Korea Strait, South Korea and Japan.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39And so forth.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42What do you find at the western end of the Denmark Strait?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Denmark? - SHE LAUGHS
0:06:46 > 0:06:48You find the North Atlantic circulation pump.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50What is the North Atlantic circulation pump?
0:06:50 > 0:06:51- Erm...- An area of rising hot water
0:06:51 > 0:06:55that keeps the Atlantic spinning the way it should?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57I mean, in a way...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59It's the world's highest waterfall,
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- but it's underwater.- OK.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04And the difference in temperature means the air...?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07That's right, you get temperature differences. Isn't that weird?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I think it's cheating for a waterfall to be underwater,
0:07:09 > 0:07:11because how do you get to go and look at it?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13That's what you'd find at the western end of the Denmark Strait.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16So, no points there. Beaks, your turn to pick a hieroglyph.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Lion, please.- Lion.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20What is the connection between these apparently random clues?
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Here's the first.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Next, please.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Next, please.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Are they anagrams?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Yes! - BELL
0:07:48 > 0:07:52They are anagrams of your Only Connect hieroglyphs.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55They are anagrams of hieroglyphs. Very well done.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I'm going to show you the last clue.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59What are they anagrams for?
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Water, Lion, Two Reeds and Horned Viper.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05That's right. The first one, Horned Viper.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Ed Towers is Two Reeds.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Loin is Lion. ET war, Water.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Shall I tell you some others? - Please.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15All very appropriate. Horned Viper, "no perv hired".
0:08:15 > 0:08:18If only. If only, is what I'd say to that.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21You can also make "hide porn rev" and "hen provider".
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Eye of Horus, "house foray".
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Twisted Flax, "fits lewd tax".
0:08:27 > 0:08:29All anagrams of hieroglyphs used on Only Connect.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Very well spotted.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Detectives, what would you like?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Can we have Two Reeds, please? - Two Reeds. OK,
0:08:35 > 0:08:36I'm afraid it's the music question.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38You'll be hearing your lovely clues. What connects them?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Time starts now.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43# This old world will never change...
0:08:46 > 0:08:47- Do you have an idea?- No.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49# ..The way it's been... #
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Next, please.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57# I'm going to wash the dishes
0:08:57 > 0:09:01# While you go have a beer... #
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Next, please.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05# Hey, kids, shake it loose together
0:09:05 > 0:09:07# The spotlight's hitting something
0:09:07 > 0:09:09# That's been known to change the weather
0:09:09 > 0:09:11# We'll kill the fatted... #
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Next, please.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14UP-TEMPO DIXIELAND JAZZ
0:09:17 > 0:09:19BELL
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Are they all NFL teams? - Very well done.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- What did we hear?- We recognised Bennie And The Jets
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- and When The Saints Go Marching In. - Yep?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Haven't a clue on the others.- We also heard Dolphins, Tim Buckley,
0:09:30 > 0:09:32for the Miami Dolphins. And Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Paula Cole. Well spotted.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38All contain NFL teams in their titles.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Back to you, Beaks.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I suppose it will be the Horned Viper.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Hide porn rev.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44It's the Horned Viper question.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46What is the connection between these clues?
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Here's the first.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Next, please.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Are these David Walliams novels?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Are you sure? - Yeah, go for it. Let's go for it.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04BELL
0:10:04 > 0:10:05David Walliams novels.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I'm afraid not.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09So I'm going to show the next two clues to the Detectives
0:10:09 > 0:10:11for a possible bonus point.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15They've all won the prize for children's literature.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Carnegie, is it?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19No, they may have all won prizes, but not all the same one.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Gangsta Granny is a David Walliams novel.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23The Butterfly Lion is Michael Morpurgo.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25The Selfish Giant, Oscar Wilde.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30They are children's stories in which the title character dies.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Sorry for the spoiler, there.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35But, yes, that is the connection, is that they have tragic endings.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Do you know The Selfish Giant, the Oscar Wilde story?- No.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42A giant dies under a tree.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Do people feel sorry for him? Because he is selfish.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I think he becomes less selfish over the course of the story,
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- then dies anyway.- Oh, I see.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50The Butterfly Lion...
0:10:50 > 0:10:52This is awful, I'm reading these plots.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56The title character is befriended as an orphan cub, sold,
0:10:56 > 0:10:57then it dies and then...
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Right, I'm never reading that, I'm never reading that.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03At the end of Round One,
0:11:03 > 0:11:05the Detectives have three points,
0:11:05 > 0:11:06the Beaks have four.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Round Two, the sequences round.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13The teams may see a maximum of three clues.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I want to know what will come fourth in a sequence.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Detectives, you'll be going first again.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Which hieroglyph would you like? - Can we have Eye of Horus, please?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Yes, you can. What will come fourth in this sequence?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Here's the first.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Next, please.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37CNN?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Fox?
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Next.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- That's HB.- HBO.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49So what's that? That's HBOS. HBO.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50HB.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52- So will that be just H? - Hydrogen.- Yeah.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55BELL
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Hydrogen.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Is an acceptable answer.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I'd have preferred Ian Watkins from Steps.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05- But why?- It's going from HBOS to HBO, to HB, to H.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07That's right. HBOS, HBO, HB,
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I need something representing H.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Being more highbrow than us,
0:12:10 > 0:12:13you chose hydrogen rather than a member of Steps.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Back to you, Beaks, for a choice.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Water, please.- Water. What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Here's the first.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Next, please.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Heads, shoulders, knees and toes.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Toes is phalanges.- No, meta...
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Or metatarsals.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Yeah, yeah, go for it. Go for it.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43BELL
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Metatarsals.- And why would that be?
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Head, shoulders, knees and toes.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I'll accept it, that's the right puzzle.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54I think a doctor would tell you that phalanges would be more correct
0:12:54 > 0:12:56than metatarsals, but you have solved the puzzle.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58These are of course...?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00The bones corresponding to the bits
0:13:00 > 0:13:02in the song Head, Shoulders, Knees And Toes.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06I think your parietal bone is that bit around your temples and eyes.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Yes, the sides and top of the cranium.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11And the collarbone connects the shoulder blade to the sternum.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Kneecaps?- Yes, patellae.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Do you know...? Who's the classicist?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Oh, dear.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19What does that mean, do you know?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Given the ending, I'd suggest it's a diminutive,
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- so it's a small form of something. - A little pan.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Isn't that sweet? The knees, little pans.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Two girls, one on each knee.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Phalanges, the bones of the toes,
0:13:30 > 0:13:32metatarsals, bones of the foot, I think, really.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35But you've solved it correctly. Well done.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Back to you, Detectives, for a choice.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38- Lion, please.- Lion.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41OK, what will come fourth in this sequence?
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Here's the first.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Next, please.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Next, please.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Right, he's the host of the...
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Which show in America? Of the late-night talk shows?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Has he been replaced by James Corden?- Yes.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12BELL
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Without a huge amount of confidence, James Corden.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Is the right answer.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Why do you think that might be?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20They are the hosts of a late-night chat show in America,
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- but I can't remember which one. - The Late Late Show, that's right,
0:14:23 > 0:14:25an American talk show from 1995 to the present.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28What is James Corden's middle name?
0:14:30 > 0:14:31It's gone completely from my head.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Do you know?- Alexander?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Kimberley.- Oh.- It's Kimberley.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37So even though you weren't confident, you were correct
0:14:37 > 0:14:39and you may have the points. Well done.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Back to you, Beaks, for a choice.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42- Horned Viper, please.- OK.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46What would come fourth in this picture sequence?
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Here's the first.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Is that London?
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Next, please.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57That's Fawlty Towers.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15No, no.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16'97 was Tony Blair.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19So then it's Gordon Brown.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Do something.- Two seconds.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26BELL
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Erm...
0:15:27 > 0:15:29So.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Erm...
0:15:30 > 0:15:322000 and, erm...
0:15:32 > 0:15:35..17, and...
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I'm going to stop you there, I'm afraid that is not the right answer.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40So I'm going to show the third in the sequence for the Detectives
0:15:40 > 0:15:42for a possible bonus point.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Holland?- Yeah.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45I can't give you long.
0:15:45 > 0:15:472015 and a picture of a Cameron Highlander.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Nope. What do you think the sequence is?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Is it leaders of the Conservative Party in the year they left?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55So it would be 2016 and a Cameron Highlander?
0:15:55 > 0:15:58It's the year they lost elections.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01So, Heath, '74. Major, '97.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03We want then Hague, The Hague, 2001.
0:16:03 > 0:16:062005, Howard. Michael Howard.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08So we've got Howard the Duck there.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09That is the sequence.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11It is Tory leaders who lost a general election
0:16:11 > 0:16:14and we're going towards Howard.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16You both bounded too far into the future.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18But you have your own question, Detectives, which is it to be?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Can we have Two Reeds, please? - Yes, you can.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22What will come fourth in this sequence?
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Here's the first.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Next, please.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48BELL
0:16:48 > 0:16:5031-40:2.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Is the right answer. And why is that?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54We think it is the number of prime numbers within that range.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56That's exactly right, it's as simple as that.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58between 31 and 40 there are two prime numbers.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02One question remains, the Twisted Flax.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Here's the first.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Next, please.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13It won the Best Picture.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22It was originally the stage version of My Fair Lady.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Next, please.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Was Chicago the next musical to win Best Picture?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- I think so.- Go for it.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32BELL
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Chicago.- Is the right answer.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36What is the sequence?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39These are musicals that have won the Best Picture at the Oscars.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41That is exactly right.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45And why was our question editor disappointed in the spring of 2017?
0:17:45 > 0:17:49Because La La Land very nearly won and then didn't.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Exactly so.
0:17:50 > 0:17:55Even though Moonlight is unarguably the better film,
0:17:55 > 0:17:56it's not so interesting when you're
0:17:56 > 0:17:59trying to make sequences in Only Connect. Had La La Land won,
0:17:59 > 0:18:02as Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway tried to make happen,
0:18:02 > 0:18:04it would have been so useful for our show.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Has there ever been a more embarrassing moment at the Oscars?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Gwyneth Paltrow's crying?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12I don't know. She cried, Jennifer Lawrence fell over,
0:18:12 > 0:18:15there've been terrible speeches, but declaring the wrong thing
0:18:15 > 0:18:18and then the people are taking the thing and then...aargh!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Terrible.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22But the right answer.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24That means, at the end of Round Two,
0:18:24 > 0:18:26the Beaks have nine points,
0:18:26 > 0:18:27the Detectives have ten.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Time now for the Wall Game.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Sorry, Beaks, wrong school.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34But you do get to go first.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Would you like Lion or Water?
0:18:36 > 0:18:37- Lion, please.- Lion.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42You have 2.5 minutes to solve the Lion wall, starting now.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Catcher is a baseball player.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48A channel, a gutter, a trench...
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Long on's a cricket fielder,
0:18:49 > 0:18:51gully's a fielder, slip's a fielder.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52And point's a fielder.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56- BUZZ - And so is cover.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59- Not gutter, not gutter. - BUZZ
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Slip, gully, long on and point.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Channel...gully... - BUZZ
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Gutter's a term in bowling.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09BUZZ
0:19:10 > 0:19:11BUZZ
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Creek, culvert... - BUZZ
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- Creek, culvert...- Gully and ditch?
0:19:17 > 0:19:18- Gully, ditch.- And trench. - BUZZ
0:19:18 > 0:19:20And also channel, please.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- A slip is an item of clothing. - BUZZ
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Can I keep trying the...?
0:19:30 > 0:19:31- OK, so... - BUZZ
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Butch Cassidy, Pat Garrett... - BUZZ
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- ..they're cowboys. - BUZZ
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Fine.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38BUZZ
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- BUZZ - Long on, gully, slip and cover
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- and point are all fielding points. - BUZZ
0:19:45 > 0:19:46- OK, fine. - BUZZ
0:19:48 > 0:19:49BUZZ
0:19:50 > 0:19:52BUZZ
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- Hmm, this is rather difficult. - BUZZ
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Catcher is a cricket position as well.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- BUZZ - Is it?
0:19:59 > 0:20:00BUZZ
0:20:00 > 0:20:02So, creek is... Wonderful.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05So, Creek's a detective, Creek is a river.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Ditch is a river area.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08We're quite hard for time.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09BUZZ
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Banish is to...
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Three lives, one minute.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Slipper? P-E-R at the end? OK.
0:20:18 > 0:20:23Lip's in there, but's in there, ban's in there and cat is in there.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26OK, so... Postman Pat.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Can we try that as one which is...?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31But there's no link to those words.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Well, they all contain another hidden word.- Of?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36They've all got a short, three-letter word in them.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- BUZZ - OK.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39So...
0:20:41 > 0:20:46- Is there a word...? - Butch Cassidy, Pat Garrett.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Pat Cash, Jonathan Creek.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Ten seconds.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Let's go with something.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55BUZZ
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- BUZZ - OK.- OK.- That's it.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Your lives are up, but you found two groups on that horrible wall.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Can you tell me the connections?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Cover, gully, point, long on?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08They're fielding positions in cricket.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09That's exactly what they are.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12And the green group - ditch, gutter, culvert, channel?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14They're all things that water drains through.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15All conduits for water.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17And what about the groups you didn't find?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Let's resolve the wall.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21There you go.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Catcher, slip, pat, boy?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- Things that are best?- No.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Now, You mentioned Butch Cassidy earlier.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30It's cow. Like cowboy.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Cowboy, cowpat, cowslip, cow catcher
0:21:32 > 0:21:34is something to do with a train.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Oh, yes, in front.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Cow at the beginning of all of them.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41And the last, turquoise group -
0:21:41 > 0:21:43trench, butch, creek, banish?
0:21:43 > 0:21:48Can you put the letters E-R at the end of them to make...?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- I think creeker is not quite anything.- I'm not sure.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52This is what it is.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56You can change the first letter to make a language.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- French, Dutch, Greek, Danish. - Greek!- Danish!- Wow.- Unlucky.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02But you did find two groups and give me the connections,
0:22:02 > 0:22:04that's a total of four.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Let's bring in their opponents now and give them
0:22:06 > 0:22:09the other connecting wall, the Water wall, see how they get on.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13You have got 2.5 minutes to solve the Water wall, starting now.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24OK, shall we go for some of them?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- BUZZ - OK, what else?
0:22:30 > 0:22:31BUZZ
0:22:32 > 0:22:33BUZZ
0:22:36 > 0:22:38OK, that's in heraldry.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Shall we try heraldry?
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Pale fire?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Anemone, erm...
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Anemone is a plant and a...
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Is that heraldry?
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Other plants here.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Other plants...
0:22:53 > 0:22:54- Women's names as well.- Yeah.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I think we need to work out what...
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Sea anemone, sea cucumber.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Sea gooseberry? Sea violet?
0:23:02 > 0:23:03BUZZ
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- OK.- Three lives now.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Bend sinister, pale fire...
0:23:09 > 0:23:11You think those are both heraldry?
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Violet? Cora?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17It's Downton Abbey. I don't watch it, but...
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Cora, Edith, Mary
0:23:18 > 0:23:20and...
0:23:20 > 0:23:21..and Violet, I think.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24What would these other ones be? They're books by...
0:23:24 > 0:23:26..by Nabokov, aren't they?
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Lolita.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31So, we think it might be Violet.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- And those are all Nabokov, do we think?- Yeah.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- Really?- Let's see if it's right first.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- BUZZ - It's not.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40So, what else can be...?
0:23:40 > 0:23:44That must be a novel, if they're novels, that must be a novel.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Lolita, there's no Lolita in Downton.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- OK, so we've tried... - Is Isabel in Downton?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Is there a Cora in Downton?- Yes.- OK.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55There's a Mary, Edith and Cora.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Try... We did...
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Yeah.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- BUZZ - OK.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- And Lolita? - There's no Lolita in Downton.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10So it's Cora or Mary.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Could be, couldn't it? Or it could be Mary.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Shall we go for one of these?
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- We've tried...?- No. - We haven't tried this.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Shall we go for this? I don't think we can get any further.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25BUZZ
0:24:25 > 0:24:27That's it, that is your three lives.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30But you found two groups and can you tell me the connection
0:24:30 > 0:24:32in the first one, starting lilac?
0:24:32 > 0:24:33They're all shades of purple.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35All shades of purple.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38And the green group - lily, cucumber, anemone, gooseberry?
0:24:38 > 0:24:42If you put sea in front of them, you get a different sort of organism.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44You can put sea in front of all of them.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46You can still get points for the connections,
0:24:46 > 0:24:47so let's resolve the wall.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48There you go.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Mary, Bend Sinister, Pale Fire, Lolita?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54We think these must be Nabokov works.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56They are novels by Vladimir Nabokov.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00And the last group - Violet, Edith, Cora, Isabel?
0:25:00 > 0:25:01These are Downton Abbey characters.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05They are the characters from Downton Abbey and Mary was the red herring.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07So, two points for the groups and four for the connections,
0:25:07 > 0:25:09that's a total of six.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Let's have a look at the scores going into the final round.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20So it's quite close and the outcome will be decided
0:25:20 > 0:25:22in the missing vowels round.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26The first group of disguised clues
0:25:26 > 0:25:29are all things you might do if you're angry.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33- Beaks?- Rant and rave.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Correct.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40- Detectives?- Scream blue murder.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Correct.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45- Beaks?- Foam at the mouth.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Correct.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51- Detectives?- Go through the roof.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Correct.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Next category...
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- Detectives?- Kingdom of Denmark.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Yes, it is.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Beaks?- Commonwealth of Australia.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Correct.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Well, this is horrible. It's Plurinational State of Bolivia.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Next clue.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27And this one is Federation of Saint Christopher and Nevis.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Next category...
0:26:32 > 0:26:33- Beaks?- How do you do?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Correct.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38- Beaks?- Pleased to meet you.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Lovely.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43- Beaks?- Well played.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Yes, indeed.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48- Beaks?- Congratulations.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Very good.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Next category...
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Detectives?- Quack.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Correct.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02No time to tell me that the answer to that is leech
0:27:02 > 0:27:05because the bell has gone for the end of the quiz.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08And I can tell you that
0:27:08 > 0:27:10the Beaks have 20 points,
0:27:10 > 0:27:12the Detectives have...
0:27:12 > 0:27:13..20 points! It is a tie-break.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14No!
0:27:14 > 0:27:17We haven't had one of those in this series so far.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20How tense!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Teams, I will remind you that the rules of a tie-break are
0:27:23 > 0:27:25there will be one decisive clue.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27It is captains only.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30The other team members will not contribute.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Captains, you buzz in when you think you know the answer.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34If you're right, you automatically win the quiz.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38If you're wrong, you automatically forfeit the quiz.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39So...
0:27:39 > 0:27:42..fingers on buzzers, captains.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Good luck.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47The tie-breaker clue is coming in...now.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54- Detectives?- Dammed if you do, dammed if you don't.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Is the right answer.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Very well done.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Oh, my goodness, what a close one.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05You are through to the next round.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Beaks, I'm so sorry.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09What an incredibly likeable team.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11One of my absolute favourites from the series.
0:28:11 > 0:28:15I'm really sorry you're going and it couldn't have been closer.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17I think you knew the answer there?
0:28:17 > 0:28:18Yeah, I was... Yeah, same time.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20A fraction of a second too late.
0:28:20 > 0:28:24But you've done brilliantly, you've done almost equally brilliantly.
0:28:24 > 0:28:25Very well done.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28That's right, there are no losers here.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30Apart from those guys.
0:28:30 > 0:28:31Goodbye.