Vikings v Inquisitors

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0:00:21 > 0:00:24Hello, and welcome to Only Connect. Sorry I'm a bit out of breath -

0:00:24 > 0:00:28I was running late for my weekly auto asphyxiation workshop,

0:00:28 > 0:00:31and that turned into quite a session, so...

0:00:31 > 0:00:32SHE EXHALES

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Quizzing tonight, on my right,

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Mark Oxley, a physiotherapist who's terribly

0:00:37 > 0:00:41fond of his Bernese Mountain Dog Bentley.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44John Wilson, a former IT professional, who was once asked

0:00:44 > 0:00:47a question about coconut milk by Alan Hansen.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51And their captain, Mick Lee, an engineering graduate, who

0:00:51 > 0:00:55served a world tour of sausages in his sister's living room.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58United by a yearning for York they are the Vikings.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00You won you're last match against the Wanderers.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02What have the Vikings been up to since then?

0:01:02 > 0:01:05It feels like it was very recent but, yeah,

0:01:05 > 0:01:07we've been hard at work in the training camp.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10If you picture some kind of Shaolin monks of trivia,

0:01:10 > 0:01:12that's essentially been us.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16I'm enjoying picturing that right now. Well done.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Tonight you are facing, on my left, Luke Kelly,

0:01:19 > 0:01:21a travel enthusiast, who shares his name with the lead

0:01:21 > 0:01:23singer of The Dubliners.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Rob Cumming, a rabbit fan, who has a pet rabbit

0:01:26 > 0:01:28and was born in the Year of the Rabbit.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30And their captain, Julia Hobbs,

0:01:30 > 0:01:33a marketing graduate, who owns a pig-shaped sandwich toaster

0:01:33 > 0:01:36and has never used it to make a bacon sandwich.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40All interrogators by trade, they are the Inquisitors.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42You won your last match against the Eco-Warriors.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- What have you been up to since then? - We've done a lot of sitting

0:01:45 > 0:01:47in a darkened room watching old

0:01:47 > 0:01:50episodes of Only Connect just to sort of get pumped.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Our viewers can relate to that. Many of them sit in darkened rooms -

0:01:53 > 0:01:56not necessarily for that reason - but they like to sit there.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58You won the toss, Inquisitors, so you'll be going first.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Which hieroglyph would you like?

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Eye of Horus, please.

0:02:01 > 0:02:06OK, what is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Next, please.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Next, please.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Next, please.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Ah, yep.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46So, it's, um,

0:02:46 > 0:02:50the...Apple's design guru is Ives,

0:02:50 > 0:02:52so it's I have, I've,

0:02:52 > 0:02:56and we had, married is wed,

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- so the...- She'd and shed, so it's...

0:02:59 > 0:03:01It's got an apostrophe in it

0:03:01 > 0:03:03and then the bottom is with the apostrophe gone.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05That's what it is, exactly.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09The top bit, if you shorten it to "she'll"

0:03:09 > 0:03:11and then take out the apostrophe, you get another word for "bombard".

0:03:11 > 0:03:13So she'll/shell, bombard.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15We had/wed, married.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17She had/shed, lost hair.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19And it's Ive, it's not Ives,

0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Sir Jonathan Ive.- Yeah.- I have.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Well done spotting the word one.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Vikings, what would you like?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Water, please.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29It's the music question.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32What do these musical clues have in common? Here's the first.

0:03:32 > 0:03:37# Libera me... #

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Next, please.

0:03:39 > 0:03:44# Guide me O thou great redeemer... #

0:03:44 > 0:03:49THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Next one, please.

0:03:51 > 0:03:57# Alleluia... #

0:03:57 > 0:03:59We need to keep going, we can't even name that. Next, please.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03# You were the grace that placed itself

0:04:03 > 0:04:08# Where lives were torn apart

0:04:08 > 0:04:10# You called out to our country... #

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Two seconds.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15OK, then. Flowers.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Not the connection, I'm afraid.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Inquisitors, do you want to have a go for a bonus point?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Uh, wind?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23That's not it, either.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26You all recognised the last piece, what was that?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Goodbye England's Rose. - That's right, that was the reworking

0:04:29 > 0:04:31of Candle In The Wind, Sir Elton John's

0:04:31 > 0:04:33version for Princess Diana's funeral.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36And all of the pieces were from the funeral

0:04:36 > 0:04:38of Diana, Princess of Wales.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Libera Me from Verdi's Requiem.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Guide me O Thou Great Redeemer was the second piece.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45And Song For Athene, John Tavener.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47They were all pieces played at that funeral service

0:04:47 > 0:04:49for Princess Diana.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Inquisitors, what would you like? - Lion, please.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55What is the connection between these picture clues?

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Here's the first.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Is that chicken?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Next, please.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:05:11 > 0:05:14THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Yeah, go for it. - Napoleonic battle...

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Battles.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Very well done. They are named after battles.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Let me show you the two clues you didn't need,

0:05:23 > 0:05:25and talk me through them.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28I think the first one's chicken Marengo.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Exactly, and what is that battle?

0:05:30 > 0:05:35- That's one of Napoleon's battles. - 1800, yes.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Then you've got Blenheim Palace, the Battle of Blenheim.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40That's right, Blenheim Palace was given to the 1st Duke of Marlborough

0:05:40 > 0:05:43after the Battle of Blenheim in 1704.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- And what else are we looking at? - Is it the Kop?

0:05:46 > 0:05:51Yes, that was nicknamed after Spion Kop, look-out hill,

0:05:51 > 0:05:54because it sort of slanted, 1900 battle.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56- And the last one is...- The Marathon.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Named after the Battle of Marathon.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Very well spotted after just two clues.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Vikings, what would you like? - Horned Viper.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08OK, what is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Next, please.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:06:20 > 0:06:23OK, next, please.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25That's when the dodo became extinct...

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh...

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- It's when birds became extinct. - Oh, brilliant.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34I'm not sure why I was quite that happy about it, but it's

0:06:34 > 0:06:36when birds became extinct.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Brilliant! Extinction.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39- Get in.- But it is brilliant.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42That's very well spotted, you only needed three clues.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- What birds are we talking about? - The moa.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48The moa is a sort of ostrich-like flightless bird.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- The great hawk.- It would be the great hawk,

0:06:50 > 0:06:52they were killed on Eldey,

0:06:52 > 0:06:54a little island off Iceland in 1844.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58- The dodo.- Yeah.- Passenger pigeon.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00That's right, the passenger pigeon.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03The last known one, do you know what it was called?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Lucky.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07It was called Martha in honour of the First Lady Martha Washington.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Died at Cincinnati Zoo in 1914.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Do you know what's interesting about the Pyrenean ibex?

0:07:13 > 0:07:17It's one of these Lazarus animals which was extinct

0:07:17 > 0:07:20and then was kind of brought back.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24That's it. It was the first-ever species to become un-extinct.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25It was cloned in 2009.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Unfortunately, the clone only lived for seven minutes

0:07:28 > 0:07:30and died again but it was made un-extinct.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Well done. Good extra knowledge.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34So, 2 points to you, Vikings.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Inquisitors, what would you like?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Twisted Flax, please.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Next?

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Next, please.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh, OK.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08I'm informed by my colleagues that these are what was done with

0:08:08 > 0:08:12the remains of the person in...in the question.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15It is about ashes. This is a cheery episode, isn't it?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17We had a funeral, now we're talking about ashes.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Absolutely right. So, let's have a chat about these clues.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23What's going on at clue one?

0:08:23 > 0:08:27I don't know... Presumably they smoked him.

0:08:27 > 0:08:33Yes, apparently in his song - do you say song, rap, piece? - Black Jesus,

0:08:33 > 0:08:35he said, "Last wishes..."

0:08:35 > 0:08:37And then something I think I don't want to say.

0:08:37 > 0:08:42"Last wishes, my dear friends and colleagues, smoke my ashes."

0:08:42 > 0:08:43And apparently his band Outlawz

0:08:43 > 0:08:45mixed his ashes with dope

0:08:45 > 0:08:47and smoked them.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Although wouldn't that just make more ashes?

0:08:49 > 0:08:53- And who's Fred Baur?- So he's the designer of the Pringles can

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- and his ashes were put into a Pringles can.- That's right,

0:08:57 > 0:09:00he wanted to be buried in a Pringles can and his children

0:09:00 > 0:09:03went to the supermarket to choose one and his son Larry said,

0:09:03 > 0:09:06"My siblings and I debated which flavour to use,

0:09:06 > 0:09:09"but I said we need to use the original."

0:09:09 > 0:09:14To be buried in the cheese and onion flavour would just be undignified.

0:09:14 > 0:09:19- And who's James Doohan?- He is Scotty from Star Trek?- That's right,

0:09:19 > 0:09:21his ashes went into space.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24And Hunter S Thompson, his ashes were fired from a cannon.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Who paid for that?- Johnny Depp. Cost him a mint as well.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31So, very well done. 3 points after two clues.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Back to you, Vikings, for the last question of the round,

0:09:33 > 0:09:37the Two Reeds. You'll be seeing a series of clues, what do they have

0:09:37 > 0:09:39in common? Here's the first.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44OK, well, we need the next... Next, please.

0:09:45 > 0:09:51THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Shall we?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Don't.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57This is some top quizzing.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01"Don't" is the connection. I'm going to show you all four clues.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02What's happening here?

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Well, Don't Turn Around is Aswad.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Don't Look Back In Anger would be Oasis.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Don't Cha would be the Pussycat Dolls.- Yeah.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Don't Call Me Baby. Right, that's '80s, innit?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Voice Of The Beehive, maybe?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Yeah, Voice Of The Beehive or Madison Avenue from 2000.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Yes.- Exactly so. You put "don't" in front of all of them

0:10:23 > 0:10:26and you get UK number ones. Very well done.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28It means, at the end of a lovely round one,

0:10:28 > 0:10:30the Vikings have 5 points,

0:10:30 > 0:10:31the Inquisitors have 7.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Great relief for both teams as that round comes to an end and

0:10:37 > 0:10:38we go on to round two.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Will there be a music sequence? Here's hoping.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Inquisitors, you'll be going first again,

0:10:43 > 0:10:47- which hieroglyph would you like? - We'll take Two Reeds, please.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50What would come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Next, please.

0:11:03 > 0:11:09THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Next, please.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Sunday...our fiends.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36I need to hear something specific.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Our best friends? - Not it, I'm afraid.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Vikings, do you want to have a go for a bonus point?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46- Sunday...tea with our friends? - It's not.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48They are toasts.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- It's Sunday: absent friends.- Ah!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53These are Royal Navy toasts.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56After dinner, in wardrooms on land or at sea,

0:11:56 > 0:12:00on a Thursday they would toast a bloody war or a sickly season.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03A sickly season meaning sort of high casualties

0:12:03 > 0:12:05and the surviving members of the crew might be promoted,

0:12:05 > 0:12:07so you'd sort of wish for that, oddly.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Friday...

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Saturday...

0:12:10 > 0:12:13And Sunday...

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Now, it wasn't always our families. Do you know what it used to be?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- The Queen?- Oh, something like mistresses and...

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Wives and mistresses. - Well, they didn't say mistresses,

0:12:21 > 0:12:25the official toast on Saturday was, "Our wives and sweethearts,"

0:12:25 > 0:12:29and then the men would shout, "May they never meet!"

0:12:29 > 0:12:31And they changed that in 2013 because of women at sea.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35Though women had been at sea for 20 years or more, they changed it.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39Although, I think that's so typical. They took the humour away.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42They just made it "our families". Cos you could have said,

0:12:42 > 0:12:43"Our spouses and sweethearts."

0:12:43 > 0:12:46And then you could still say, "May they never meet!"

0:12:46 > 0:12:48But, oh, no, they gotta take the joking away.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50So it became "our families".

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Royal Navy toasts and "absent friends" would have been next.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57- Vikings, what would you like? - The Eye of Horus, please.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00What would come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Next, please.

0:13:11 > 0:13:16- Oh, it must be the... - Is it The Very Hungry Caterpillar?

0:13:16 > 0:13:21- No, it's the stages of a pupa and a butterfly.- Caterpillar.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24I think that's a good guess.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27There's gotta be something that's a butterfly, then, other than,

0:13:27 > 0:13:29well, a knife.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Swimming stroke.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Right, shall we?- Yeah.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Swimming stroke.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40A swimming stroke or the back of an earring,

0:13:40 > 0:13:42something like that would be an acceptable answer.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44What's happening in this sequence?

0:13:44 > 0:13:47That's the life cycle of a butterfly.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48Blondie on Chrysalis.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50- Oh, yes.- It's exactly so.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Britain's first internet bank, as you spotted early, was Egg.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56It did very well and then sort of disappeared in the dotcom boom.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58It was a victim of that.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Continuous track on a tank is a caterpillar,

0:14:00 > 0:14:02the rolling bit underneath.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Started on tractors and went on to tanks.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Blondie's record label was Chrysalis

0:14:06 > 0:14:08and then butterfly.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Back to you Inquisitors. - Lion, please.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14OK, what will come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Next, please.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:14:34 > 0:14:35Next, please.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:14:43 > 0:14:47Uh...why selenium?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Is the right answer.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51What's going on here, Rob?

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Um, Why-Be, Why-C, Why-Au...

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Why-because.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00That's exactly so. We're shortening the elements, of course,

0:15:00 > 0:15:04so beryllium becomes Be, carbon C, gold au.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07B-E-C-A-U and selenium is Se. Why?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09- ALL:- Because.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Vikings, your turn for a choice.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Twisted Flax, please.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15OK, these are going to be picture clues. What sort of thing would you

0:15:15 > 0:15:18expect to see in the fourth picture? Here's the first.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Next, please.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28Is that Quentin Willson?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30I'm not sure it is, no.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33I think we need the next, don't we?

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Next, please.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37That is Mark Lawson.

0:15:37 > 0:15:42Is this Chancellors of the Exchequer?

0:15:42 > 0:15:46INDISTINCT CHATTER

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Does that help?

0:15:50 > 0:15:54- We've got Mark, John... - Oh, so you want a Luke, do you?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Two seconds.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Luke Haines, lead singer of The Auteurs.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01I'm afraid that would not complete the sequence.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Inquisitors, do you want to have a go for a bonus?

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Naughtie.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Not it, I'm afraid. Vikings, what did you think the sequence was?

0:16:07 > 0:16:10I now realise it's Matthew, Mark, Luke, John the wrong way round.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14It's Evangelists. The problem is your second clue is Luke Harvey,

0:16:14 > 0:16:16the jockey and broadcaster.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19It is Evangelists and it goes John, Luke, Mark -

0:16:19 > 0:16:20we're going backwards to a Matthew.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23We've got Matthew Parris, best known for being

0:16:23 > 0:16:26on the Goldfinger's Team of a charity special of Only Connect.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28The former MP, a great Times columnist.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Did you ever see that episode?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32He was on with Charlie Higson and Daisy Goodwin.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35He was against Rosie Boycott, Richard Osman and Clarke Carlisle.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Richard Osman, of course, almost unbeatable.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40He had a ridiculous round of ways to

0:16:40 > 0:16:43leave your lover on the missing vowels.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45He was shouting them before the clues had even come up.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48No points there, then. Inquisitors, what would you like?

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Water, please.- What will come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:17:00 > 0:17:01Next, please.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:17:13 > 0:17:14Next, please.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:17:26 > 0:17:28THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:17:28 > 0:17:301 Cornwall.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Not the answer. Unless you've got an alternative sequence?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- We were thinking...- Number of counties around them.- Oh, no,

0:17:36 > 0:17:39that doesn't work as a sequence.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Vikings, do you want to have a go for a bonus?

0:17:41 > 0:17:44- 1 Cleveland.- And why would that be?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Cos we're swinging wildly at a guess.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Let me ask you this question.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52How will you be getting home after the series is complete?

0:17:52 > 0:17:54In my motorcar.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- And what route will you be taking? - I'll be taking the M1.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01The M1 towards West Yorkshire? Why didn't you say so before?

0:18:01 > 0:18:05That is clue four. These are motorways and where they finish.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08The M4 goes from West London to Pont Abraham in Carmarthenshire.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12M3 also from West London to Southampton in Hampshire.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15The M2, it's entirely in Kent.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19And the M1 goes from London to Leeds in West Yorkshire.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23How rueful you'll feel as you look at the signs on the way home.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26But you may have the Horned Viper question that remains.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28What will come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Yeah, OK, this is backwards in the Bourne films.

0:18:34 > 0:18:39The first one, as you'll have seen in ITV a lot of times, is

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Identity, is it?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Are you good with Bourne?

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Um, Ultimatum, etc being in there.

0:18:47 > 0:18:53- It's low stakes, we can hot dog a bit, shall we?- Yeah.- OK.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54The Bourne Identity.

0:18:55 > 0:19:00Nice hot-dogging but I'm afraid no buns for you because that is

0:19:00 > 0:19:01not the sequence we have in mind.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03So I'm going to show the next two clues to the

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Inquisitors for a possible bonus.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Oh.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11These are the last in...

0:19:11 > 0:19:14- I can't give you long.- Um... Oh.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- No, you don't know.- No. - What sequence were you thinking of?

0:19:17 > 0:19:21We were thinking it was the Jason Bourne films in reverse order.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25If that were the sequence it would have been Supremacy anyway.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27But I'm afraid that's not the sequence.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30It is the Bourne films part five.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

0:19:33 > 0:19:36was the fourth in that series, Bridget Jones's Baby was the third,

0:19:36 > 0:19:38so we wanted to hear a film that was the second in the series.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41For example, Basic Instinct 2 we went with.

0:19:41 > 0:19:46Yes, it is fifth, fourth, third and second parts of a film series.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48But I like your gambling.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50And it's a new phrase to me - hot-dogging.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Yeah.- What does it mean? Gambling?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54- Showboating.- Oh, OK.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- I like it.- You get it from...

0:19:57 > 0:20:00..skiing and other sports.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03That's why I don't know it, I stay away from those.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07That means, at the end of round two, the Vikings have 8 points,

0:20:07 > 0:20:09the Inquisitors have 9.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13On to the Connecting Wall and, Vikings,

0:20:13 > 0:20:16you'll be going first this time. Would you like Lion or Water?

0:20:16 > 0:20:20- Water.- OK, you've got two and a half minutes to solve the Water Wall,

0:20:20 > 0:20:22starting now.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28Erm...clip-on tie. Kipper tie.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Bowtie.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Bow.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35Four in hand is a knot, yeah, so's ascot.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Oh, ascot is a tie...

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Four in hand and... Bow I think could be a few other things.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Let's go kipper.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Bloater is also a smoked fish.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Is it?

0:20:49 > 0:20:52It has the look of one.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Just one there...

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Erm, right.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Have a play with this if you want to...

0:20:59 > 0:21:03INDISTINCT CHATTER

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Oh, yeah, a bolo tie, it's what the cowboys wear, innit?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Right.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Let's go fish.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Buckling? No.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Try surstromming.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24Let's take bloater out, maybe.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Oh!

0:21:26 > 0:21:28No, OK, right.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Buckling, bloater.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Anything else?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Life Of Brian?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38- Those are...- Anagrams.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41But there's nothing else, is there?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Yeah, OK, so Life Of Brian...

0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Take a photograph, take a chance. - Great.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49- You can take a bow.- Yes, you can.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Right.- Three lives now.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Astrophysics, Astro Boy. Astro...

0:21:56 > 0:21:59That's a kid's character.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00So's Brian.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Brain.- Brain is in Thunderbirds, aye.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Astro.- Well, there's Astro Boy.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07And the rest of them look kind of fishy,

0:22:07 > 0:22:09but I think we've been round...

0:22:09 > 0:22:11You've solved the Wall. Well done.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13What about the connecting points?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Tell me about the first group starting ascot.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17They are ties, neckwear.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19That's right, they are all ties.

0:22:19 > 0:22:24And the green group:

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Taker.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29Things you can take.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31And the next one:

0:22:33 > 0:22:37They are children's cartoon characters.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39I need to hear something specific.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Dogs.- They are cartoon dogs.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43And the last group:

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Prepared fish.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51- There is one word I need to hear. - Smoked.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Herring.- Herring, yes.- Herring.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Yes, we need to be specific now.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57They are herring dishes.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Are you familiar with surstromming?

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Is that the one that's pickled for years and it's awful

0:23:02 > 0:23:03and it smells horrendous?

0:23:03 > 0:23:07The smell is so foul that it can only be eaten outdoors.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09They stopped serving it on planes.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11It's illegal to carry it on buses,

0:23:11 > 0:23:12- isn't it?- Yeah.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14I thought there was some in the

0:23:14 > 0:23:15studio the other day. It was

0:23:15 > 0:23:16just the crew.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18You solved the Wall.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20You found four groups, you got the four connecting points,

0:23:20 > 0:23:22you get the bonus, that's a maximum of 10.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Let's bring in the Inquisitors now and give them the other Wall

0:23:25 > 0:23:27and see what they can do about solving it.

0:23:27 > 0:23:32You've got two and a half minutes to solve the Lion Wall starting now.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Swinegate, Watergate.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41- Uh...- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44These are places in...York?

0:23:44 > 0:23:47Swinegate. Shambles. Pavement.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Bunga Bunga was a scandal.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51Watergate was a scandal.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Farrago?

0:23:53 > 0:23:55It's a kind of a scandal.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Teapot Dome sounds like a scandal.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Jumble sale, car-boot sale, flash...

0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Yeah, go for it. - Flash sale?

0:24:06 > 0:24:08So if we've got scandals, Rainbow Warrior was

0:24:08 > 0:24:10kind of a scandal as well. Shall we go for sales?

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Yeah, go on.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Right.- Right.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17I still think Teapot Dome is a scandal.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Hodgepodge.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21You can make a farrago of something.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23And a gallimaufry has to be that cos

0:24:23 > 0:24:25God knows what that other word's going to be.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27So we think Rainbow Warrior must be part of the scandals with

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Bunga Bunga, Watergate and Teapot Dome.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32You've solved the Wall.

0:24:32 > 0:24:33Amazing. Very well done.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Let's look for the connections.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Shambles...

0:24:40 > 0:24:42- They are places in York. - They are. Yes, I wonder

0:24:42 > 0:24:45what would have happened if the other team had chosen that.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Mind you, they could hardly have solved it faster than you.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48Have you been to York?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50You have been literally everywhere,

0:24:50 > 0:24:52every place that comes up.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53"Have you ever been to Mongolia?"

0:24:53 > 0:24:56"Actually, I worked there for a few years back in the day."

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Amazing. You have the life of

0:24:58 > 0:24:59somebody that is 400 years old.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02And the skin.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04And the green group:

0:25:07 > 0:25:10- They are types of sale. - Well done.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12And the next group starting gallimaufry.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15They are ways to make a mess of things.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Exactly. All things you didn't do with that Wall.

0:25:18 > 0:25:19All words for muddle.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21And the last one:

0:25:24 > 0:25:27They are scandals of a political nature.

0:25:27 > 0:25:28That's right.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29Because the Rainbow Warrior,

0:25:29 > 0:25:31that was when the Greenpeace ship

0:25:31 > 0:25:32was sunk by French agents

0:25:32 > 0:25:35and that caused a lot of political fallout.

0:25:35 > 0:25:36And Bunga Bunga is what?

0:25:36 > 0:25:39That's Berlusconi's parties.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Exactly. His "special" parties.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43So 4 points for the groups you found,

0:25:43 > 0:25:454 points for the connections and the bonus.

0:25:45 > 0:25:46That is a maximum of 10 points.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Let's have a look at the scores going into the final round.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59So two perfect Walls means the pressure is on for round four,

0:25:59 > 0:26:01the missing vowels round.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07I can tell you that the first group are all...

0:26:10 > 0:26:12- Inquisitors.- Cents in a dollar. - Correct.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Well, why would anyone know that here?

0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Inquisitors.- Sum of the first nine primes.- Very well done.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Inquisitors.- Zeroes in a googol. - Correct. Next category.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Vikings.- The Woman In Black Mirror. - Correct.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54- Inquisitors. - Romeo And Juliet Bravo.- Yes, it is.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Vikings.- Endgame Of Thrones. - Correct.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Inquisitors.- A Doll's House Of Cards.- Correct. Next category.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16- Inquisitors.- The Eternal City.- Rome.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Vikings.- The City Of Light.- Paris.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29- Vikings.- Auld Reekie.- Cameraman two.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36- Vikings.- The Pearl Of The Danube.

0:27:38 > 0:27:43Giving the answer just as the bell goes. That is correct. Budapest.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45But it's the end of the quiz

0:27:45 > 0:27:48and after some really brilliant quizzing by all six of you,

0:27:48 > 0:27:51I can tell you that the winners and straight through to the

0:27:51 > 0:27:54semifinal with 25 points are the Inquisitors.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56And a brilliant 23 points

0:27:56 > 0:27:58for you, Vikings.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00You will get another chance to go

0:28:00 > 0:28:01through to the semifinal later

0:28:01 > 0:28:03in the series. But very well done, everybody.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Really great stuff from all of you.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08Before we go, I just want to share a lovely message

0:28:08 > 0:28:11I received from a group of viewers since last week.

0:28:11 > 0:28:16"Hello, we are super-intelligent molluscs from the future

0:28:16 > 0:28:18"who feast on human flesh and we'd just like to say how much

0:28:18 > 0:28:21"we love watching reruns of Only Connect to whet our appetites

0:28:21 > 0:28:23"for eating your descendants.

0:28:23 > 0:28:26"We do quite well on the round one and two questions

0:28:26 > 0:28:29"but, being molluscs, we do tend to get stuck on the Wall."

0:28:29 > 0:28:32Isn't that nice? Goodbye.