Lapsed Physicists v Belgophiles

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0:00:21 > 0:00:23Avaunt and quit my sight.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Let the earth hide you.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32So rails Macbeth at the ghost of Banquo.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34But that's the Scots for you. I'm English.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35I'd rather not cause a scene.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38We don't have enough chairs? We'll squeeze Banquo in somewhere.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Luckily, here at Only Connect,

0:00:40 > 0:00:42nobody's trying to gate-crash the feast.

0:00:42 > 0:00:48Faced with our studio catering, even ghosts run, screaming, away.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50In contention tonight, two new teams.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53And they are, on my right,

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Lizzy Crawford, a clinical technologist

0:00:56 > 0:00:58who won a local talent competition

0:00:58 > 0:01:00by playing songs from the musical Oliver(!)

0:01:00 > 0:01:03on the recorder using her nose.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Andrew Taylor, a software engineer

0:01:05 > 0:01:08with a passion for recreational mathematics,

0:01:08 > 0:01:11and their captain, Adam Tumber,

0:01:11 > 0:01:14an aspiring stand-up comedian with an interest in medieval history,

0:01:14 > 0:01:17who's kept every mobile phone he has ever owned.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19All former physicists,

0:01:19 > 0:01:21they are the Lapsed Physicists.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22So, presumably, physics is covered.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24What are your team's other strengths?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27We like to think we have a little bit, at least, across the board

0:01:27 > 0:01:29but, respectively, probably music,

0:01:29 > 0:01:31technology and Mario Kart.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Thank you for coming.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34You will be playing tonight, on my left,

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Helen Fasham, a civil servant

0:01:37 > 0:01:39who is able to say "Thank you, chairman"

0:01:39 > 0:01:42in all 23 languages of the European Union,

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Phil Small, a keen archer

0:01:44 > 0:01:47who once got drunk on cider with Howard Marks,

0:01:47 > 0:01:49and their captain, Ben Fasham,

0:01:49 > 0:01:53a publishing sales manager who once enjoyed poolside drinks

0:01:53 > 0:01:55with the former President of Burundi.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57United by a flair for the Flemish,

0:01:57 > 0:01:59they are the Belgophiles.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01What does your team like about Belgium?

0:02:01 > 0:02:02It's a polylinguistic monarchy

0:02:02 > 0:02:05with up to six layers of elected government,

0:02:05 > 0:02:07so it's the quiz lover's dream.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Very much like Only Connect in every respect.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12You won the toss. That was your first win this evening.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15You'll be going first. Which hieroglyph would you like?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Eye of Horus, please.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Eye of Horus. MUSICAL NOTE

0:02:19 > 0:02:21The music question, straight from the off.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Unlucky, Lapsed Physicists, not yours.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25You'll be hearing your clues.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I want to know what connects them.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28The time starts now.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31# One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- # Ten true summers... # - Next.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39# Now that you're mine

0:02:39 > 0:02:41# We'll find a way

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- # Of chasing the sun... # - Next.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47# I looked over Jordan

0:02:47 > 0:02:50# And what did I see?

0:02:50 > 0:02:54# Coming for to carry me home

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- # A band of angels... # - Next.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01# Johnny shall have a new master

0:03:01 > 0:03:04# He shall have but a penny a day

0:03:04 > 0:03:06# Because he can't work any faster... # Two seconds.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08BELL

0:03:08 > 0:03:13Um, we think it's something to with playgrounds, playground equipment.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16It's playground equipment. You're absolutely right. What did we hear?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Slide Away by Oasis.- Mm-hmm.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Um...- First one might have been the Small Faces.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24It's Yes with Roundabout.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I didn't know what the song was.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27The third one?

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Swing Low, Sweet Chariot, of course.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Swing Low, Sweet Chariot,

0:03:30 > 0:03:32the England rugby anthem.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Do you know who was singing that?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Harry Secombe?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37No, Bryn Terfel.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Not a big fan of the England rugby team,

0:03:39 > 0:03:43I would imagine, but he was singing that. And the last one, of course...

0:03:43 > 0:03:44- We didn't...- Really?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46"Johnny shall have a new master".

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Do you know what that is?- Seesaw Margery Daw.- Seesaw Margery Daw.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51It's one of the few nursery rhymes that, apparently,

0:03:51 > 0:03:54isn't about plague or death or tragedy.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58It's just about sawing and the words are made up to go with the melody.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Roundabout, slide, swing, seesaw.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02All playground equipment. Well done.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Physicists, what would you like? - Could we have Twisted Flax, please.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Yes. What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Next.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Next, please.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Next, please.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Are they things that...? - Colours?- Yeah.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- It wasn't Technicolor in the original.- No.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Two seconds. BELL

0:04:50 > 0:04:52We're going to go with they're not a colour

0:04:52 > 0:04:55you would ordinarily expect them to be.

0:04:55 > 0:05:00I think that's a really brilliant guess but it's not the right answer.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Belgophiles, you have the chance for a bonus point.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Changed colours.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07What are you thinking about,

0:05:07 > 0:05:08apart from the last clue?

0:05:08 > 0:05:13We're thinking that we're not sure.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Doesn't one of the Spider-Men have

0:05:14 > 0:05:16a black outfit or something?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Oh, I see.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Andrew Garfield, the actor,

0:05:20 > 0:05:22played Spider-Man in two films

0:05:22 > 0:05:24in which the title referred to him

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- as the Amazing Spider-Man. ALL:- Ah!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29That hymn we're talking about is Amazing Grace.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

0:05:32 > 0:05:35and the character inspired by Amy Elliott Dunne...

0:05:35 > 0:05:36She's from Gone Girl.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Amazing Amy, is it?- That's right.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40In Gone Girl, the film,

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Rosamund Pike plays somebody

0:05:41 > 0:05:42who, as a child,

0:05:42 > 0:05:44her parents had written books

0:05:44 > 0:05:46inspired by her, the Amazing Amy.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Let me ask you this about Stan Lee.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50This is an excellent fact.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Stan Lee, creator of Spider-Man -

0:05:52 > 0:05:55do you know what his military classification was in World War II?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Trumpeter.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59It was playwright.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Nine men were given the official military classification "playwright"

0:06:03 > 0:06:05and Stan Lee was one of them.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Some good guesses, but no points.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10And, Belgophiles, it's your own question.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Next.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Lobbying, K... Knighthoods?

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Again? Nothing springs to mind. - Music and Danish, no?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36OK, next.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Is it "Street"? Go with "Street"?

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- OK.- Shall we, Helen?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Denmark Street is music, definitely. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48BELL

0:06:48 > 0:06:52These are "Streets" - locations where these things can be found.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54That's absolutely right.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56You didn't need to see the last one, journalism and Fleet.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Yes, "Streets"

0:06:58 > 0:07:00and associated professions.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02The second clue - does that ring any bells with you?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04K Street.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- House Of Cards, maybe?- It's real.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10It's in Washington DC and a lot of lobbyists are to be found there.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13That's where the lobbying centre is thought of.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15And Denmark Street in London,

0:07:15 > 0:07:16runs off Charing Cross Road -

0:07:16 > 0:07:19it's a sort of Tin Pan Alley of London. A lot of music shops.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20I'm not sure there are now.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22There were efforts to close them down

0:07:22 > 0:07:24and people were playing their guitars in protest.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- It's all closing down. - It's all closing down.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31And Wall Street, of course, centre of the banking industry.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33So, all streets and associated professions. Well done.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Lapsed Physicists, what would you like?- Can we have Water, please?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Yes, you may. What is the connection between these clues?

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Here's the first.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Next.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Has the Central Line changed colour at any point?- Next, please.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:08:06 > 0:08:08I wonder if it was orange to begin with.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:08:15 > 0:08:16BELL

0:08:16 > 0:08:20We think they've all changed from the original colour that they were.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21I need something more.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23They've gone from red to that.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Not it, I'm afraid.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27So, I'm going to show the last clue to the Belgophiles

0:08:27 > 0:08:29for a possible bonus point.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34No, that's too long. I heard you muttering about it.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37They were all previously orange.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Red is close, but we have

0:08:38 > 0:08:40too many rainbow questions here

0:08:40 > 0:08:42to elide red and orange. We need them to be different.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Oscar the Grouch, now green, was previously orange.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48The Central Line, now red, a Tube line in London that was orange.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50The top stripe on the Netherlands' flag.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- It changed in the 17th century. - House of Orange.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55The House of Orange. It was an orange flag. What was it called?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- The Oranje flag.- Basically, yes.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oranje, blanje, blou.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02I'm not pronouncing it right.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Now red, white and blue.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07And EE Telecom was a venture

0:09:07 > 0:09:09between Orange and Deutsche Telekom.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11No points there.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Belgophiles, you get to choose a question.- Lion, please.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Lion. What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Could be time.- 19.40.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Something that happened in 1940? - Next.

0:09:29 > 0:09:321805. They're the times.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36So, the Battle of Britain was...

0:09:36 > 0:09:39The Battle of Trafalgar was 1806, yeah.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- It was 1805, yeah, I think so.- OK.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44BELL

0:09:44 > 0:09:47The numbers refer to years,

0:09:47 > 0:09:49written as numbers, that these battles took place.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51In the 24 hour clock.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52In the 24 hour clock.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54The 24 hour clock is the key. Very well spotted.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56You get three points for coming in after two clues.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58British battle dates

0:09:58 > 0:09:59in the 24 hour clock.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01So, 1940, the Battle of Britain,

0:10:01 > 0:10:02would be 20 to eight.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Trafalgar, 1805,

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Waterloo, 1815,

0:10:06 > 0:10:08and Agincourt, 1415.

0:10:08 > 0:10:1124 hour clock representations of British battle dates. Well spotted.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13One question remaining for you, Physicists.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Last chance to get some points this round. Good luck.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17It is the Horned Viper.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20I expect they'll be picture clues cos we haven't seen any yet.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22What connects them? Time starts now.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27GIs?

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Next.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Cinnamon? Bark? Or...

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Next, please.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40That's the Calcutta Cup.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Next, please.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47BELL

0:10:47 > 0:10:49They're all place names in India.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51They're all named after places in India. Well done.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53What are we looking at?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Going from the last one,

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Jodhpur, Calcutta...

0:10:57 > 0:11:01And then it gets slightly more fuzzy.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02Bombay duck is that second one.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05It's the bummalo fish or the lizard fish.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Why they needed another name

0:11:06 > 0:11:09when they had two such delicious ones already, I don't know,

0:11:09 > 0:11:11but it's known as Bombay duck. And the first one?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Bangalore, I think.

0:11:13 > 0:11:14It's the Bangalore torpedo,

0:11:14 > 0:11:16an explosive device.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18All named after Indian cities. Well done.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20That means, at the end of round one...

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Onto round two, the sequences round.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31This time, the teams may see a maximum of three clues

0:11:31 > 0:11:33because I want to know what comes fourth.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Belgophiles, you'll be going first again. What would you like?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Eye of Horus, please. - The Eye of Horus.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40OK, you will see the first in a sequence. What comes fourth?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Your time starts now.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48- Could be anything.- Yeah.- OK. Next.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Something to do with the words, maybe.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Shall we go for next? Next.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Something with 16?- OK.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21BELL

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Er, something... 16 somethings.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26I need to hear something specific

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- and I'm going to give you another go.- Um...

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Four by four... A four-by-four, a car.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37A four-by-four car, otherwise known as a Chelsea tractor,

0:12:37 > 0:12:38I will accept.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41It was 16, but it needs to be broken down, specifically,

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- into four by four.- Yeah.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Tell me about the clues we're looking at.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47- Individually is one by one.- Mm-hmm.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Sudoku subgrid is three by three.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Mm.- And crocodile, two by...

0:12:51 > 0:12:53People walk two by two.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56I had to take 16 because four by four works out as that

0:12:56 > 0:12:58but you'd gone one step too far.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59So, one by one, individually.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Two by two, a crocodile.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Three by three, that's the part of the sudoku

0:13:02 > 0:13:04with just nine numbers in.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06And four by four, the Chelsea tractor, is what we went for.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09I don't think anybody knows why children walking two by two

0:13:09 > 0:13:12are called a crocodile. If you know why, don't write in.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14I've stopped caring already. The question's finished.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16I simply don't care.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Lapsed Physicists.- Can we have Water, please?- Yes, you may. Water.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21What will come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:13:27 > 0:13:30It's the number of faces and the number of sides on the face.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34- It's going down to the smallest. - I don't know which way it's going.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Shall we go next?

0:13:37 > 0:13:42Um, I think it's got four faces, three sides to a face.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Go with that. - BELL

0:13:45 > 0:13:48We'll go with tetrahedron (4,3).

0:13:48 > 0:13:50That is brilliant.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Coming in after one clue,

0:13:51 > 0:13:53you get five points.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Our first one this series, in fact.

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Very well done.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Perhaps you could explain to the viewers what's happening here.

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Andrew.

0:14:00 > 0:14:06So, a dodecahedron is the platonic solid with the second most faces.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09It has 12 faces and they're all pentagons with five sides.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12And the smallest one, in those terms, is a tetrahedron,

0:14:12 > 0:14:14which is four triangles meshed together.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Beautifully explained. I couldn't have done it myself.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19There are five platonic solids. We've missed off the first one.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21We're getting smaller.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23The dodecahedron, then the octahedron has eight sides,

0:14:23 > 0:14:26six on a cube and four on a tetrahedron.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29You gave me the right answer for the maximum points in this round.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Very well done.- Brilliant.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Back to you, Belgophiles,

0:14:32 > 0:14:34- for a choice.- Horned Viper, please.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36OK, the snake for you.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37What would come fourth in this sequence?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Here's the first.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Could be anything.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44OK, next.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Bear, Winnie-the-Pooh. Young bear...

0:14:50 > 0:14:52It's got to be a sequence.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56OK, next.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01When We Were Young, Winnie-the-Pooh, When We Were Six.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04It's the AA Milne books but I can't think what the last one is.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09I can't remember the name of the other book.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Piglet And Friends or something.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Christopher Robin?- Three seconds.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18BELL

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Christopher Robin.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Not the right answer, I'm afraid.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Lapsed Physicists, you have the chance of a bonus point.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25I don't think we can contribute

0:15:25 > 0:15:27anything further than Christopher Robin.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29People at home will be shouting at the screen.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32You are right, these are the AA Milne books

0:15:32 > 0:15:34and they're going forwards, in terms of date.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36It's the last words in the titles.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37When We Were Very Young,

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Winnie-the-Pooh, Now We Are Six

0:15:39 > 0:15:41and The House At Pooh Corner.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Of course.- Of course.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Corner is what we wanted to hear.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Physicists, your turn for a question. What would you like?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Twisted Flax, please.- Twisted Flax.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54What would come fourth in this picture sequence? Here's the first.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Next, please.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Next, please.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15INAUDIBLE

0:16:26 > 0:16:28BELL

0:16:28 > 0:16:29We'll go with Tony Blair.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Any why would that be?- We...

0:16:31 > 0:16:33I just had this thought in my head

0:16:33 > 0:16:35that maybe they're Labour Prime Ministers

0:16:35 > 0:16:37that have served for the longest time period.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38That would not be the correct order

0:16:38 > 0:16:40for that particular sequence.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Belgophiles, you have the chance of a bonus point.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Theresa May?- It IS Theresa May

0:16:45 > 0:16:46and why would that be?

0:16:46 > 0:16:49They're the Prime Ministers with the shortest names, getting shorter.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51So, six letters, five letters,

0:16:51 > 0:16:52four letters, three letters.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54That's right. It's surname length.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56It's numbers of letters in the surname.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Wilson, six letters.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Brown, five. Eden, four.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02And we're looking for somebody with three letters. Theresa May.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Arguably the only one.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06I don't know about Bonar Law.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Is it Law, is it Bonar Law?

0:17:07 > 0:17:10The family name, I think, was Law, so he would have done as well.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Well done for the bonus point.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15What if we'd gone the other way? Whose name has seven letters?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17- Seven... Cameron.- Cameron. Eight?

0:17:19 > 0:17:20- Thatcher.- Thatcher.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22- Nine?- Macmillan.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Yes, good! I was thinking of Callaghan. Ten?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- I was trying to count Callaghan. - Ten?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31H... Oh, no.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32We could be here all night. Nobody.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35There has been no Prime Minister with a ten-letter surname.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36Very well done. You get the bonus

0:17:36 > 0:17:38and you may have your own question.

0:17:38 > 0:17:39What would you like?

0:17:39 > 0:17:40- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43What would come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48- Chocolates?- Could be.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50- I don't know.- Next.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Dermot O'Leary.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59- Presenters. It's Kate Thornton. - Ah, presenters of what?

0:17:59 > 0:18:03- Presenters of...- The X Factor.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Is it The X Factor, Xtra Factor, or whatever?- Next.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Yeah, it's Caroline Flack and Olly Murs,

0:18:11 > 0:18:14so it's the presenters of the X Factor, Xtra Factor,

0:18:14 > 0:18:15but I don't know who does it now.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Is it that guy off The Only Way Is Essex?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Oh, Rylan. Just say Rylan.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22BELL

0:18:22 > 0:18:26- Rylan.- You're thinking of Rylan Clark and it isn't him.- Right.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29But I probably would have taken Rylan if it had been.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Lapsed Physicists, do you want to have a go for a bonus?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33We think it may be O'Leary again.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34It IS O'Leary again.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Where did your opponents go wrong?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38He came back after Caroline Flack and Olly Murs.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Dermot O'Leary is the answer.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43You were thinking of The Xtra Factor, but this is the main show.

0:18:43 > 0:18:48- Ah.- The main X Factor. Kate Thornton hosted it, then Dermot O'Leary.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49Flack and Murs were next

0:18:49 > 0:18:52and then they brought the wonderful Dermot O'Leary back again in 2016.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Well done for a bonus, and you get the last question of the round,

0:18:56 > 0:18:57the Lion question.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58What is the fourth in this sequence?

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Here's the first.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04INDISTINGUISHABLE

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Next, please.

0:19:09 > 0:19:14The order in which each team has played Test matches? Um...

0:19:14 > 0:19:16It's all on you then, if it's cricket.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19I don't know. Can I have next, please?

0:19:21 > 0:19:24It's going to be Pakistan...

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Pakistan...

0:19:29 > 0:19:31BELL

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Go with 7th Pakistan,

0:19:33 > 0:19:358th Zimbabwe.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Not the answer, I'm afraid. A bonus chance for you, Belgophiles.

0:19:38 > 0:19:407th Pakistan, 8th Sri Lanka.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Is the right answer.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43What is this sequence?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45This is accession to the ranks

0:19:45 > 0:19:46of Test playing in cricket.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48That's exactly right. Test cricket debuts.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Obviously, England and Australia are joint first

0:19:51 > 0:19:52because they played the first match.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54These aren't people that played against each other,

0:19:54 > 0:19:56so third was South Africa, fourth was West Indies.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59We've just put them into pairs.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Sri Lanka was as late as 1982.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Zimbabwe would be ninth,

0:20:02 > 0:20:03so you were unlucky there.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06When was the Test cricket debuts of England and Australia?

0:20:06 > 0:20:07When was the first Test match?

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Er, 1878?

0:20:09 > 0:20:141877. But the first international match took place in 1844.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Who played that one? - USA, Canada, wasn't it?

0:20:16 > 0:20:20It was USA, Canada. Weird cricket fact. Another interesting fact.

0:20:20 > 0:20:221977, they held a centenary match

0:20:22 > 0:20:24to mark the centenary.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25England and Australia played again.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27It was exactly the same result.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Australia won by 45 runs.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Exactly the same result

0:20:30 > 0:20:32as it had been 100 years before.

0:20:32 > 0:20:33Well done. Good bonus point.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35That means, at the end of round two...

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Time for the world's worst four-by-four now,

0:20:44 > 0:20:45the Connecting Wall.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47You'll be going first this time, Lapsed Physicists,

0:20:47 > 0:20:50so please choose Lion or Water.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Can we have Lion, please?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Yes, you have two and a half minutes to solve the Lion Wall,

0:20:54 > 0:20:56starting now.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- They were electricals.- They were. Tandy was one as well.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07And...

0:21:07 > 0:21:09What do you think the other one was?

0:21:09 > 0:21:10Alba? They make electrical stuff.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12BUZZ

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Gaggle, Parliament, Flock and Murder are all groups of birds.

0:21:15 > 0:21:16They're all collective nouns.

0:21:16 > 0:21:21- So, shall we start with those? - Yeah.- A Gaggle.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22BUZZ

0:21:22 > 0:21:24A Paddling? Sounds like a likely one.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26BUZZ

0:21:27 > 0:21:29You haven't excluded Parliament.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32- There we go.- Marvellous.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34- OK.- Alba Square...

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Jessica Chastain, Jessica Biel.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40- We've got Jessicas in here, I think. - Yeah.- Let's go Lange...

0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Tandy?- Tandy?

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Alba is a channel.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50- BBC Alba, BBC Two...- Oh, yeah.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52BBC News and BBC Parliament.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53We've got it.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55And those are now defunct...

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Are they defunct, are they?

0:21:57 > 0:21:58They are, certainly.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59They definitely are.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00They're still going, I think.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02I think you might be right.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Shall we go electrical retailers?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Yeah, that's fine.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- We happy with that?- Yeah.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09Yeah, I think so.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10You've solved the Wall.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Very good quizzing.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14That is four points immediately for the groups

0:22:14 > 0:22:16and I can give you more if you tell me the connections.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18The first group.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23We think these are collective nouns for birds.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Yes, they are. Do you know what the birds are?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Murder is crows.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29- A flock is the rest.- Or geese.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31A gaggle of geese.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33- A paddling, maybe, of ducks. - Well, it's a paddling...

0:22:33 > 0:22:36When ducks are swimming, they're a paddling of ducks,

0:22:36 > 0:22:39and then they're flying, they're a flock, apparently.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41And what about the green group?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46- They're Jessicas. - Can you tell me anything else?

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Actresses?

0:22:48 > 0:22:50They're actresses called Jessica. Very well done.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54And the next burgundy group, starting Bejam.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00Electrical retailers...now defunct.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02I'm afraid I can't take it.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05They are defunct retailers, but it's not all electrical.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08I think Comet and Rumbelows are electrical,

0:23:08 > 0:23:09but Bejam was a frozen food emporium

0:23:09 > 0:23:12and Presto was a supermarket chain,

0:23:12 > 0:23:14so not electrical, I'm afraid.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16What about the next group - Parliament, News, Alba, Two?

0:23:16 > 0:23:19- They're BBC channels. - They're all BBC channels.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Four points for the groups you found

0:23:21 > 0:23:23and three for the connections. That is a total of seven.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Let's bring in the Belgophiles now

0:23:25 > 0:23:27and give them the other Connecting Wall, the Water Wall,

0:23:27 > 0:23:29and see how they fare solving it.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32You've got two and a half minutes, of course. That time starts now.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37OK, so they're types of large fish or whatever.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Yeah, mammals, sea mammals. - There's five of them.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43BUZZ

0:23:43 > 0:23:45BUZZ

0:23:45 > 0:23:46- Types of moustache as well. - Moustache.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- BUZZ - Handlebar, Walrus...- Moustaches, OK.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51So, Walrus could be...

0:23:51 > 0:23:52Leave Walrus out.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57- There we are. OK.- So, moustaches. - Pencil, Walrus, Handlebar...

0:23:57 > 0:24:02- Fu Manchu.- Fu Manchu, OK.- Case? Pillowcase, briefcase...

0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Bookcase.- Staircase and bookcase? - Bookcase, yes. Try one of those.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Shall we go for stair...? - But try one of them first.

0:24:09 > 0:24:10Let's just get it out the way.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13There's parts of bicycles as well. So, staircase.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Staircase, bookcase, pillowcase, pencil case.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18- BUZZ - There's briefcase as well.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20OK, so, we left Brief off there.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23BUZZ

0:24:23 > 0:24:25So, Stair and Brief, leave off Pencil.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Well done.- Three lives now.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32Fu Manchu, Handlebar, Pencil, Walrus.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34- And the rest are parts of a bike. - A bicycle.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38- Well done.- You solved the Wall. Clinical.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40You've got four points for the groups.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Let's see what you can do with the connections.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45We'll start with the first blue group, Manatee.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49- They are large sea mammals, aquatic mammals.- They're marine mammals.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51I don't really know how you pronounce any of those.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Can you read them out?- Sea lion. - LAUGHTER

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Manatee, dugong, narwhal.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Narwhal.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01What about the green group? Book, Pillow, Brief, Stair.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05- They precede "case".- Simple as that. Can be followed by "case".

0:25:05 > 0:25:10And the next one - Walrus, Fu Manchu, Handlebar, Pencil?

0:25:10 > 0:25:12- Types of moustache. - Types of moustache.

0:25:12 > 0:25:13What about the next group -

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Saddle, Pedal, Seat post, Fork?

0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Parts of a bicycle. - They are all parts of a bicycle.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21That's another four points for the connections

0:25:21 > 0:25:24and a bonus two for getting it all right. That is the maximum of ten.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28Let's have a look at the scores, going into the final round.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Into round four, the missing vowels round,

0:25:37 > 0:25:39where teams can win and lose points.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41We've grouped well-known names, phrases and sayings

0:25:41 > 0:25:43into connected groups of four,

0:25:43 > 0:25:45taken out the vowels and squidged up the consonants.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Teams, you must tell me what are the disguised clues.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50If you get it wrong by so much as one letter,

0:25:50 > 0:25:55I will take a point away, so be careful. Fingers on buzzers.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57I can tell you that the first group are all...

0:26:04 > 0:26:07- Let's make America great again. - For Ronald Reagan.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12- Hope.- Barack Obama.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19- I'm with her.- Hillary Clinton.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- I like Ike.- For Dwight Eisenhower.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Next category.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Jam roly poly.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Queen of puddings.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41No, sorry.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43You lose a point. Physicists?

0:26:43 > 0:26:44Eton mess.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Banoffee pie.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Next category.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Come on down.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Question or nominate?

0:27:06 > 0:27:08We don't want to give you that.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Can I have a P, please, Bob?

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Next category.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Two plus two equals four. - Yes, it does.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29MUSIC SIGNALS END OF ROUND

0:27:29 > 0:27:32No time to tell me that seven divided by two

0:27:32 > 0:27:33equals three and a half

0:27:33 > 0:27:38because the sound has come that signifies the end of the quiz.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41And I can tell you that the winners and through to the next round,

0:27:41 > 0:27:44with 25 points, are the Belgophiles.

0:27:44 > 0:27:45In second place, with 21,

0:27:45 > 0:27:48it's the lapsed Physicists.

0:27:48 > 0:27:49Now, Physicists, in our new system,

0:27:49 > 0:27:51the two highest-scoring losing teams

0:27:51 > 0:27:53will go through to the next round.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55You've got a good score. You may be back.

0:27:55 > 0:27:58Belgophiles, we will definitely meet again. Very well done.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Thank you for playing.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02And if you have ever been a contestant on Only Connect,

0:28:02 > 0:28:04we'd like to hear from you.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Why not pop down to the studio and pay us a visit? It'll be fun.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Certainly nothing to worry about.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11Do bring anyone who was on the show with you,

0:28:11 > 0:28:14especially anyone who stood near the exposed pipes

0:28:14 > 0:28:17under the ceiling tiles in the ground-floor dressing room.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19We'll have a drink. It'll be fun.

0:28:19 > 0:28:22I tell you what - for an extra bit of giggle, why not bring along

0:28:22 > 0:28:24any recent medical records,

0:28:24 > 0:28:26especially anything relating to asbestos.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29We'll have a chat, we'll sign a couple of forms,

0:28:29 > 0:28:30we'll talk about the old days.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32Goodbye.