0:00:21 > 0:00:22Good evening.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24According to Wikipedia,
0:00:24 > 0:00:28the most common ghost sighting in England is Anne Boleyn.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Although I think that might just be people watching Wolf Hall.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Two fresh teams in contention tonight, and they are...
0:00:35 > 0:00:36On my right...
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Tom West, a solicitor who recently spent the entire day on a train
0:00:40 > 0:00:44in order to attend a meeting at which only he was present.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Hugh Trimble, an English teacher
0:00:46 > 0:00:48whose bottom appears on the cover
0:00:48 > 0:00:51of the OL27 Ordnance Survey Map.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54And their captain - Gail Trimble,
0:00:54 > 0:00:56a classics lecturer who celebrated her 30th birthday
0:00:56 > 0:01:00by dressing up as Catullus's girlfriend, Lesbia.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02All big fans of board-game
0:01:02 > 0:01:05figurines, they are the Meeples.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Gail, many of us will remember you from University Challenge.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Who are your team-mates for this quiz?
0:01:10 > 0:01:11My husband, Tom,
0:01:11 > 0:01:13and my brother, Hugh.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Do you quiz normally together as a team, or is it just for this?
0:01:16 > 0:01:17If we ever get together, yeah,
0:01:17 > 0:01:18but normally, you know,
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Tom and I are watching this quiz
0:01:20 > 0:01:22together at home and, yeah,
0:01:22 > 0:01:23if ever Hugh and I are back with
0:01:23 > 0:01:25our parents we do the same, so...
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Yeah, it's a lot of quizzing.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Excellent. This evening you are facing, on my left...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Michael Tomsett, a PhD student who
0:01:31 > 0:01:33has a cupboard in his home
0:01:33 > 0:01:38entirely devoted to his collection of imported Mexican chillies.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40George Ferzoco, a native Canadian
0:01:40 > 0:01:42who used to work as a security guard
0:01:42 > 0:01:45at Toronto's Garden and Museum of Ceramic Art.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48And their captain - Roderick Cromar,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51a charted accountant with a degree in engineering who is qualified
0:01:51 > 0:01:53to drive a forklift truck.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55United by a love of Latin America,
0:01:55 > 0:01:57they are the Tequila Slammers.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Found any good Mexican restaurants in Cardiff?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Haven't had time yet, I'm afraid.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Do you actually like eating Mexican food?- Absolutely, yes.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Will you go in if there isn't a man outside in a sombrero telling you
0:02:08 > 0:02:09the menu?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- I will not go in, no. - Quite right. Quite right.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14You won the toss, Tequila Slammers,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16but you have elected to put your opponents in first.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18So, Meeples, please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Eye of Horus, please. - The Eye of Horus.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23I want to know what is the connection between four
0:02:23 > 0:02:24apparently random clues.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Here's the first.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Who's that? No, it's not the actor - that's Albert Finney, isn't it?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Other person.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Next.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- It could mean, like, baker of wurzels.- Yeah, that's true.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Next.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- He invented the toilet.- He did.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46So is it something, like, what was named after them... Oh.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Like, that they invented a thing...
0:02:48 > 0:02:51That sounds a bit like what their name...
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Yeah.- Shall we go for that?- Yeah. - Yeah, why not?- OK.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57We think these people invented things that sound as
0:02:57 > 0:03:00if they could have been named after them but weren't.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Are you a frequent user
0:03:02 > 0:03:03of the wurzelbacher?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06No, because it was called something else.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Cunning. But I'm afraid
0:03:07 > 0:03:08that is not the right answer,
0:03:08 > 0:03:09so I'm going to show the last clue
0:03:09 > 0:03:10to the Tequila Slammers
0:03:10 > 0:03:12for a possible bonus point.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Wizards.- Wizards?!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Talk me through the clues.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Well, I think what of them was known as the Wizard of the Dribble,
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- and that's as far as it goes.- Ah.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Now, I think that Stanley Matthews
0:03:23 > 0:03:24was the Wizard of Dribble,
0:03:24 > 0:03:26only because I've heard it in a previous quiz.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28The key thing here is the nickname.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Sir Tom Finney was
0:03:30 > 0:03:31the Preston Plumber.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33All plumbers.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Thomas Crapper didn't
0:03:34 > 0:03:35actually invent the loo.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36People say that he did.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38He sort of modified the design, didn't actually invent it.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Clue two, nobody knows who that is? - No.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43From the American political event.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44He's a conservative commentator,
0:03:44 > 0:03:46and he... Yes, exactly.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47He got caught up in an election campaign.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50It turned out he wasn't a fully qualified plumber.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51They called him Joe the Plumber,
0:03:51 > 0:03:52but, I mean, who's
0:03:52 > 0:03:53a fully qualified plumber?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Certainly none of the ones that have been through my house.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58And Mario, of course, from the Mario Brothers, a plumber.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00So no points there.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Tequila Slammers, your turn
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- to choose.- Two Reeds, please. - Two Reeds, OK.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13THEY WHISPER
0:04:13 > 0:04:17But what's the charging to do with? Next, please.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Breasts... Metaphors.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Have they been compared to things? - Are these symbols in paintings?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- No, no.- Next, please.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Oh, these are things that bring you luck if you kiss them.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Next, please.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Things that are rubbed. - Yes, these are rubbed.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Those are statues. That's it.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46These are things that are rubbed for good luck.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47That is absolutely right.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Tell me about those statues -
0:04:49 > 0:04:50where are they, what are they?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Well, presumably, the last one is the Lincoln Memorial in Washington.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Actually not the Lincoln Memorial.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Lincoln's tomb in Illinois.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58It's got a sort of shiny gold nose
0:04:58 > 0:04:59you can rub for luck.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02And is the second-to-last one at Harvard University?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04At the Harvard yard.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Yes. It's a statue marked,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07"John Harvard founded this
0:05:07 > 0:05:11"university in 1638." It's known as the statue of three lies
0:05:11 > 0:05:13because people say that
0:05:13 > 0:05:14he didn't found Harvard
0:05:14 > 0:05:18and it wasn't founded in 1638 and the statue isn't him.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19But other than that, it's perfect.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21And Juliet's right breast - that's in Verona.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23They say it's lucky for lovers
0:05:23 > 0:05:24if you rub the breast.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26And the charging bull's testicles? What do you know about them?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Is that the one in Wall Street?
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Yes, it's in New York City.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31You rub it for financial
0:05:31 > 0:05:33good fortune. Very well done.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Back to you for a question,
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Meeples, what would you like?
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Twisted Flax.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40The Twisted Flax. What is the connection between these clues?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Here's the first.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45THEY WHISPER
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Gastronomy, but...- Next.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Are they magazines?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Yeah, they do sound like fake magazines or something.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- They do.- Let's keep going.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Next.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Oh, like the...
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Osborne book, or whatever.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Next.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Do they just, like, not...? Or not exist, or...?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17They definitely sound like titles, don't they?
0:06:20 > 0:06:25Are they all fictional magazines of this?
0:06:25 > 0:06:26That's a very good guess,
0:06:26 > 0:06:27but no, they are not.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Tequila Slammers, do you want to have a go for a bonus?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Is it something to do with translations of the word "black"?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33I'm afraid that's not it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34You'll know this or not according
0:06:34 > 0:06:36to how you watch television.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37They are micro-genres on Netflix.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Oh.- If you have the Netflix streaming service,
0:06:40 > 0:06:42you can choose these categories,
0:06:42 > 0:06:43and you might watch, you know,
0:06:43 > 0:06:45documentaries about wine production
0:06:45 > 0:06:46in the first category
0:06:46 > 0:06:48or hell-raiser stories in the second.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Episodes of Only Connect, I assume,
0:06:49 > 0:06:52are filed under Cult Satanic Stories.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55But, yes, categories on Netflix.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56So, no bonus point to you,
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Tequila Slammers,
0:06:57 > 0:06:59but you may choose a question.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00- Lion, please. Lion. - JINGLE
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Ah! It's the music question.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03You'll be hearing the clues.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05They all have something in common - what is it?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07The first one coming in now.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09# I don't want cos I just get
0:07:09 > 0:07:14# All your slut heroes offer is a fear of the future... #
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Next, please.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18# You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
0:07:18 > 0:07:21# They have nothing that will ever captured your heart... #
0:07:21 > 0:07:22It's Tom Waits.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Next, please.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26# You leave in the morning with everything you own
0:07:26 > 0:07:28# In a little... #
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Unusual voices.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Next, please.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34# And when she knows what she wants
0:07:34 > 0:07:36# From her ti-i-ime... #
0:07:36 > 0:07:37- Uptown Girl.- Is it Uptown Girl?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Songs with Girl in the title, or Uptown?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Songs with Girl in the title.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46There are not songs
0:07:46 > 0:07:47with Girl in the title.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49So, Meeples, it's your chance
0:07:49 > 0:07:51for a bonus point.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Um, they all have "town" in the title.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54They have "town" in the title.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55I heard you talking to each other,
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I was wondering how I'd adjudicate
0:07:57 > 0:08:00if you guessed singers with unusual noises.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I mean, Tom Waits and Jimmy Somerville really do,
0:08:02 > 0:08:04but you might say that all successful singers do,
0:08:04 > 0:08:05or they wouldn't be successful.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Now, you heard...
0:08:12 > 0:08:13All have "town" in the title.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15So well done for a bonus point,
0:08:15 > 0:08:16and your chance to choose.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Horned Viper, please. - The Horned Viper.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21What is the connection between these picture clues? Here's the first.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Stan Lee, he's the guy that does Marvel.- OK. Next.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- I don't know that.- No, I don't know. - No, I don't know that.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Next.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Um...
0:08:37 > 0:08:39It could be another Lee.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- It's Stan Wawrinka.- OK. - I think they are all Stans.- OK.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44They're all called Stan.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45I'm afraid they are not
0:08:45 > 0:08:46all called Stan,
0:08:46 > 0:08:47so I'm going to show the last clue
0:08:47 > 0:08:50to the Tequila Slammers for another bonus opportunity.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52They're all cameos, or they all appear as cameos.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56They do not all appear as cameos.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57You recognised Stan Lee
0:08:57 > 0:08:58at the beginning.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Stan Lee, Eric Bana...- Oh!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Kyle Edmunds, the tennis player, and Kenny Everett.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Stan, Eric, Kyle, Kenny.- Oh!
0:09:08 > 0:09:09South Park!
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Characters in South Park
0:09:10 > 0:09:12is what we were looking for.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15They share their first names with South Park characters.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18So no point there.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- One more question - Water. That's for you, Tequila Slammers.- OK.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24First clue coming in now.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28THEY WHISPER
0:09:28 > 0:09:30It's a kind of celebration.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Next, please.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36St Malachi...
0:09:38 > 0:09:40THEY WHISPER
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Next, please.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Political parties or...
0:09:47 > 0:09:49It means the party of something?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51The party of the people, the army of the people.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Next, please.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57These things have the same logo.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59They all have the...
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Shamrock.- Yes.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03They all have a shamrock as a logo.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04They do not,
0:10:04 > 0:10:06although I love the idea of
0:10:06 > 0:10:08an archbishop having a logo.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09But they do not.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Good guess, though.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Meeples, a last bonus chance this round.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Are they things that operate as one unit in both Northern Ireland
0:10:16 > 0:10:17and the Republic of Ireland?
0:10:17 > 0:10:18They all operate
0:10:18 > 0:10:20on an all-Ireland basis.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21What can you tell me
0:10:21 > 0:10:22about these clues?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Uh, well, the Irish national rugby team does, there's only one of it.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Well, it's unusual - it doesn't
0:10:27 > 0:10:28- apply to all sports, does it?- No.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29- Some sports...- Not football.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32..you have to be in Northern Ireland or the Republic of Ireland.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Rugby - they choose to play together.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Sinn Fein, obviously, all Ireland.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Archbishop of Armagh,
0:10:37 > 0:10:39in both Catholic and Protestant
0:10:39 > 0:10:40traditions, that guy -
0:10:40 > 0:10:42not the same guy, there's two of them -
0:10:42 > 0:10:44but they are primate of all Ireland
0:10:44 > 0:10:45in that role.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46And the Fleadh Cheoil, it's
0:10:46 > 0:10:48an all-Ireland music festival where
0:10:48 > 0:10:50there's qualifying competitions
0:10:50 > 0:10:52in both the North and the South,
0:10:52 > 0:10:53and sometimes the final is held in
0:10:53 > 0:10:54the North, sometimes in the South.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56It's all-Ireland. Well done for the bonus.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58That means, at the end of Round One...
0:11:04 > 0:11:05On to Round Two,
0:11:05 > 0:11:09the sequences round, where the teams may see a maximum of three clues
0:11:09 > 0:11:10before telling me what comes fourth.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12You'll be going first again, Meeples.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- So, which hieroglyph would you like? - Lion, please.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18First in a sequence of six Round Two questions will be this one.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21First clue coming in now.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25That has no...
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Anything pretty much. Next.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33It has three sides, trapezium has four sides.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35One... Everything has got a centre of gravity.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- It's not one parallel...? - Pair of parallel lines?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Shall we try one more?- Yes.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Next.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Yes, that's it. Yep. Of course. Yeah, exactly.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47So, what has three? Hexagon.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Yeah.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Nought, one, two, three.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Hexagon, three.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- You're right.- Regular hexagon. - I'd love to hear something else.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57A regular hexagon, 3!
0:11:57 > 0:11:58And why is that?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00It's pairs of parallel lines in these shape.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01That's absolutely right.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Pairs of parallel sides.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04A triangle has none, of course.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05A trapezium, one.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06A parallelogram, we're going upwards,
0:12:06 > 0:12:08and a regular hexagon has
0:12:08 > 0:12:11three pairs of parallel sides.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I'd also have accepted irregular nonagon.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Although I'd have thought less of you for offering that answer,
0:12:16 > 0:12:17but I would have taken it.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Tequila Slammers, what would you like?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24What would come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30King... Next, please.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36THEY WHISPER
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Next, please.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Were they succeeded...?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Were they succeeded by people that weren't their sons?
0:12:48 > 0:12:49- Or that were their sons? - Or brothers?
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Were they succeeded...?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I'm going to go for...
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Queen Victoria.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Not the answer, I'm afraid,
0:13:03 > 0:13:06so a bonus chance for you, Meeples.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Edward VII.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09That's not it either.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11The answer is Edward VIII.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Now, what were you thinking over there, Slammers?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Something to do with the way the succession occurred.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18With brothers.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20It's not just brothers.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21These monarchs were all succeeded
0:13:21 > 0:13:23by people who were not
0:13:23 > 0:13:24their children.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25So George II was succeeded
0:13:25 > 0:13:27by his grandson,
0:13:27 > 0:13:29George IV by his brother,
0:13:29 > 0:13:30William IV by his niece -
0:13:30 > 0:13:32that was Queen Victoria -
0:13:32 > 0:13:33and the next would be Edward VIII,
0:13:33 > 0:13:34succeeded by his brother.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Monarchs succeeded by people
0:13:36 > 0:13:37who are not their offspring.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Meeples, what would you like?
0:13:39 > 0:13:40- Water, please.- Water, OK.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44What would come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Nothing? Next?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Oh, it's brothers, it's the Durrell family. Margo and then Gerry.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- If you say so.- Yeah.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Gerald.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58- Gerald.- Is the right answer, very
0:13:58 > 0:14:00well done. What is this sequence?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02These are Gerald Durrell's siblings,
0:14:02 > 0:14:04who we meet in My Family And Other Animals,
0:14:04 > 0:14:05which is why we know who they are.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07That's absolutely right.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Larry is the author.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Lawrence Durrell.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12And the siblings - Leslie, Margo and Gerald,
0:14:12 > 0:14:13getting younger.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Well spotted for three points.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Back to you, Slammers, for a choice.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- Twisted Flax, please. - The Twisted Flax.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22And what would come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Question. Could be anything. Next, please.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Again, look for translations or something. Next, please.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Tarot cards or...?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Tarot or just...
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Fate. Tarot... Just go for death.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Any other ideas at all?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Death.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02I'm afraid that's not the answer.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Although the number of times people
0:15:04 > 0:15:06in the middle have tried to answer Only Connect questions say,
0:15:06 > 0:15:08I'll just go for "death", I think.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Sometimes the only option. But, no,
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Meeples, do you want another go for a bonus?- Troubles?
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Is the answer, and why is that?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16I'll hand over to my English teacher colleague.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19It's the "to be or not to be" soliloquy from Hamlet,
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- the last line.- Let's hear it.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23To be or not to be, that is the question,
0:15:23 > 0:15:27whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- of outrageous fortune or... - To take arms.- ..troubles...
0:15:31 > 0:15:33To take arms against a sea of troubles,
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- and?- By opposing, end them.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37By opposing, end them. Very well done.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Excellent stuff, so, you get a
0:15:39 > 0:15:41well-deserved bonus. Your own choice of question -
0:15:41 > 0:15:43what's it to be?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Eye of Horus, please. - The Eye of Horus.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46These are going to be picture clues,
0:15:46 > 0:15:49and what sort of thing would you expect to see in the fourth picture?
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Here's the first.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Who is that?
0:15:53 > 0:15:57- Oh, that's Rage Against The Machine, I think.- OK, next?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01That's a machine. OK.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04No, that's an ATM. So, it's RATM. ATM. TM.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06And then, M.
0:16:06 > 0:16:11- M? A machine?- No, no, well, it's RATM.- OK, all right.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- ATM.- OK. OK, just anything beginning with M.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- An abbreviation.- Fine.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21A thousand.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Or?
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Because it's an M.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Um, Judi Dench, as M.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Judi Dench is what we've got.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Congratulations. You are correct.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32I just wanted to see if you could come up with 12 more examples!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34What is this sequence?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36The first one are Rage Against The Machine, or RATM.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38The second one is a cash machine, or an ATM.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Then it must be TM for a trademark.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- And then M, from Bond. - That's absolutely right.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45It's RATM, ATM.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47TM is a registered trademark,
0:16:47 > 0:16:48and something that's just M,
0:16:48 > 0:16:50for example, Judi Dench, or 1000,
0:16:50 > 0:16:54or something else signified by an M. Well done. One question remains -
0:16:54 > 0:16:55the Horned Viper.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58That will be for you, Tequila Slammers.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01What comes fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Journey.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Could be anything. Next, please.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09What does that mean?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12I don't know, heuretics?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- Next.- Next, please?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Minutest. Is there something in the word?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24HE SPEAKS QUIETLY
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Minutest?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37THEY CONFER
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Three seconds.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Big.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44And why would that be?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- It's a random word. - Always good to throw something in,
0:17:46 > 0:17:47good to have a go. I'm afraid
0:17:47 > 0:17:49you are not lucky on that occasion.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52So, Meeples, a last chance in this round for a bonus point.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Erm...
0:17:53 > 0:17:55No, I can't even think of anything. No. We don't know.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Well, it's another one where
0:17:56 > 0:17:58we need an example of something.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01We went with "seconded". It's all about
0:18:01 > 0:18:04the language of French.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09At the beginning of those words, jour, heure, minute,
0:18:09 > 0:18:10and we're looking for something with
0:18:10 > 0:18:12"seconde". French units of time,
0:18:12 > 0:18:14day, hour, minute and something with
0:18:14 > 0:18:16second or seconde at the beginning.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Heuretics is a branch
0:18:18 > 0:18:19in the field of logic.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20But it's actually about the words
0:18:20 > 0:18:21and not what they represent.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23We were looking for units of French time.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Nasty! What a nasty quiz.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29You know you love it! That means,
0:18:29 > 0:18:30at the end of Round Two,
0:18:30 > 0:18:34the Tequila Slammers have one point, the Meeples have 11.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Time now for the Connecting Wall,
0:18:38 > 0:18:40and your chance to go first, now, Tequila Slammers.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42You've got a little bit of ground to make up,
0:18:42 > 0:18:44but lots of points available here.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Would you like a Lion or Water?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Lion, please.- Lion.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52You have two and a half minutes to solve the Lion Wall, starting now.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Right.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- Right. Thomas Hardy?- No.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Something vaguely Germany.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03THEY CONFER
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Diamond. Mound.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Baseball... - Parts of a baseball field.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Diamond. Plate. - BUZZ
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Foul line.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11THEY CONFER
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Right, things that there are seven of. Samurai.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Seven deadly sins. No.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22These are variants of the game of Sudoku Killer.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- Deadly.- Yeah.- OK. Try that one.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29- Samurai is one as well, Sudoku Killer and... Jigsaw?- Well done.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Three lives now.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35That's a film, erm...
0:19:38 > 0:19:40No, these are parts of an insect, aren't they?
0:19:40 > 0:19:44No, they're parts of the finger? The cuticle, the quick.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Lunula is, yeah.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- So, wait.- Let's do the three. - Work out what they are.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51OK, right, what's the last one? The plate? Or the matrix?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Is the matrix the main part?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Let's try and work out what this group could be.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Deadly.- Kiss.- Thomas.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59The Hardy brothers.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Kate Winslet? Kate... Erm.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- If you take one away, Hard, Kat, Dead.- Oh, good, good, good.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Erm...
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Mat, Kat, Lat.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Kat?
0:20:24 > 0:20:25You've got a minute left.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29So, we'll just go for this line, and finish.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Deadly sins? Deadly nightshade? Deadly, erm...
0:20:38 > 0:20:4030 seconds.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Right, we'll go for, what? Matrix?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Yes. Try that first.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46- BUZZ - No.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Matrix?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50One life.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Try Deadly, Quick, Kate.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58You've solved the wall! I absolutely wasn't expecting that to happen.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Very well done.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Just at the last minute, you pulled it out of the bag.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03And what about the connecting points?
0:21:03 > 0:21:08Tell me about the first blue group. Bullpen, Mount, Diamond, Foul Line.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10These are locations on a baseball pitch.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12They are features of a baseball park.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14And the green group?
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Samurai, Killer, Jigsaw, Tredoku?
0:21:17 > 0:21:21These are variants or developments of sudoku puzzles.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Exactly what they are, quite right.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26And the next group. Deadly, Kate, Hardy, Quick?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Things that can be preceded by the expression "kiss me".
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I wish you'd just said, "Kiss me."
0:21:31 > 0:21:32I could have run over,
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- we could have had some fun. - I wish I had, too.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Kiss me deadly, Kiss Me, Kate,
0:21:35 > 0:21:37kiss me Hardy, kiss me quick.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Suddenly, you saw it at the end, there.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43And the last turquoise group, Matrix, Cuticle, Plate, Lunula?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45These are components of a fingernail.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46That's right, parts of a fingernail.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Plate, you weren't sure right away,
0:21:48 > 0:21:50the main body of the nail itself.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52So, four more points for the connections,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54bonus two for getting it all right. That is the maximum of 10.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Let's bring the Meeples in now and give them the other Connecting Wall,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01the Water Wall, and see what they can do about solving it.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Two and a half minutes, of course. The time starts now.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07OK.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12So, Phil Tufnell is a cricketer.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14That's not very helpful, is it? There aren't any other Phils.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- Mel Brooks?- Hot potato? Mel Brooks? Margaret Thatcher?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Peter Cook? Blue Peter?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Talk? Talk Talk?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27THEY CONFER
0:22:32 > 0:22:33What other...
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Are there any other...
0:22:35 > 0:22:39- A tortilla is made out of corn. - Yeah, exactly.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42An Old Spot is a pig.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Erm, well...- King Solomon? - Yeah, I mean...
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- King William.- Exactly. But no other.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52And Thatcher is Margaret, but that doesn't mean anything else.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59There's a potato blight. Erm, yes.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Tortilla is flat.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- It's not like a tortilla triangle. - A chip. Potato chip, it might be.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Yes. OK. - Blue chip company.- Yeah, yeah.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Tortilla is a possibility. - Yes, exactly,
0:23:14 > 0:23:16so there must be another one.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Is it woodchip?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23BUZZ
0:23:23 > 0:23:24- We've done that. - THEY CONFER
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27BUZZ
0:23:27 > 0:23:30I'd go tortilla, blue and wood, was what you're on this time.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33OK. Thank goodness for that. Right.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- So...- You've got a minute left.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Talk show?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Hang on, Cook is a cricketer. - Oh, yeah, yeah. Tufnell, um...
0:23:41 > 0:23:43So... It could be anybody, though.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- Do you know who any of the others are?- Mark Thatcher might be one.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48BUZZ
0:23:51 > 0:23:53BUZZ
0:23:54 > 0:23:55BUZZ
0:23:56 > 0:23:57BUZZ
0:23:59 > 0:24:00BUZZ
0:24:00 > 0:24:01No. Ah.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07- Erm. So, we need to keep trying, just like...- 30 seconds.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09It's actually... BUZZ
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Yeah, just try surnames.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Small talk? Small potato?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Spot check? - Well, we've got the chip ones.
0:24:15 > 0:24:20- Talk Talk? Anything that doubles? - Just try surnames.
0:24:20 > 0:24:2115 seconds.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Yeah, exactly.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26BUZZ
0:24:27 > 0:24:29No. And?
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Five seconds.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37No, that's it, the time is up.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38A tricky one.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41You didn't fully scale that wall but you found one group,
0:24:41 > 0:24:44and I will give you a point if you can tell me the connection.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Micro, Tortilla, Wood, Blue.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- They're all chips.- Types of chip.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50You can also get points for the connections
0:24:50 > 0:24:51in the groups you didn't find.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54So, let's resolve the wall. That's how it should have been.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Thatcher, Tufnell, Blackburn, Brooks.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- Cricketers in England. - That's not it.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Phil Tufnell is a cricketer. He is also one of the winners
0:25:04 > 0:25:07of "I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!",
0:25:07 > 0:25:10along with Carol Thatcher, Tony Blackburn and Charlie Brooks.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12"I'm A Celebrity..." winners.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15And the next group. Caroline, Marshall, Cook, Solomon.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Islands.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Can you tell me anything more specific?- In the Pacific.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Islands in the Pacific Ocean -
0:25:21 > 0:25:23that's what they are.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27And the last group - William, Potato, Spot, Talk?
0:25:27 > 0:25:30I'm not getting it, I'm not seeing it.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33It is a word one - it's "sweet".
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Sweet William, the flower.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Sweet potato, sweet spot, sweet talk.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Didn't quite find the sweet spot in that wall,
0:25:40 > 0:25:41but you did find one group,
0:25:41 > 0:25:43and give me two more connections.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44A total of three points.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Let's have a look at the scores going into the final round.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52The Tequila Slammers have 11 points. The Meeples have 14.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56So, it's got rather close, all of a sudden,
0:25:56 > 0:26:00and will be decided in Round Four, the Missing Vowels round.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Remember, teams, if you get these answers wrong,
0:26:02 > 0:26:04I will take points away.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05So, buzz with care.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Fingers on the buzzers.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11I can tell you that the first group of clues are all...
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- Meeples?- Hard shoulder.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Correct.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23- Meeples?- Elbow grease?
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Correct.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Tequila Slammers? - In the lap of the gods.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Yes, it is.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- Slammers?- Long arm of the law.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Correct.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Next category...
0:26:44 > 0:26:45- Slammers?- Compact disc.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Correct.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Slammers?- Cadmium.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Well calculated.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Meeples?- 400.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01In Roman numerals, well done.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Slammers?- Drag coefficient.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08That's the last CD.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Next category...
0:27:12 > 0:27:13- Meeples?- Deadly sins.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Correct.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18- Meeples?- Wonders of the world.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Correct.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28A tricky one. According to Ruskin,
0:27:28 > 0:27:30lamps of architecture. Next clue.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33- Meeples?- Hills of Rome.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Correct.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39And there will be no more categories
0:27:39 > 0:27:41because the bell has gone for the end of the quiz.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44And I can tell you that finishing with 20 points
0:27:44 > 0:27:47and through to the next round, it's the Meeples.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Very well done.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50And coming back from a long way behind
0:27:50 > 0:27:52to make an impressive 16 points,
0:27:52 > 0:27:54it's the Tequila Slammers.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Well done for that great recovery
0:27:56 > 0:27:58on the wall, a good Round Four.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00I think it's possible, with 16 points,
0:28:00 > 0:28:03you might not make our highest-scoring losers.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05If we don't meet you again, then,
0:28:05 > 0:28:06thank you very much for coming.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08It was really nice to see you on this occasion.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12Meeples, we will definitely see you again. Good luck.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14And that's the end of the show. Thank goodness!
0:28:14 > 0:28:17I am definitely ready for my first gin and tonic of the day.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Later than usual. It's nearly nine o'clock.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22But it's a beautiful morning here in Wales!
0:28:22 > 0:28:26I wonder what time it'll be when they broadcast this! Goodbye.