0:00:21 > 0:00:25Hello and welcome to Only Connect. Sorry if I seem a bit disorientated.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29Last night I was visited by three spirits, of Christmas Past,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Christmas Present and Christmas Yet To Come.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Honestly, those ghosts get earlier and earlier every year.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37I've said to them, "It doesn't matter how many times you point
0:00:37 > 0:00:40"at my grave, I am not playing blind man's buff
0:00:40 > 0:00:42"in my nephew's living room.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43"It's just a groper's charter."
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Quizzing tonight, two fresh teams, and they are,
0:00:47 > 0:00:49on my right,
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Andrew Burford,
0:00:51 > 0:00:55a Black Country ombudsman who once ate his own height in sandwiches,
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Simon Williams,
0:00:57 > 0:00:59a law graduate, who at the age of 18,
0:00:59 > 0:01:01took the complete works of Oscar Wilde
0:01:01 > 0:01:02on a holiday to Ayia Napa.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05And their captain, Neil Clarke,
0:01:05 > 0:01:08a chartered accountant who opened a bank account for his daughter when
0:01:08 > 0:01:12she was ten hours old and started her pension when she was two.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15United by a weakness for wickets, they are the Cricketers.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18How's your team feeling ahead of its first appearance?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Er, scared, nervous, petrified,
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- frightened are four words to describe how we feel.- Excellent.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27And over the course of the evening, I hope that gets worse and worse.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30You are playing tonight, on my left,
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Luke Kelly,
0:01:31 > 0:01:33a European studies graduate,
0:01:33 > 0:01:37who gave away a live pig on a Spanish TV quiz show.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Rob Cumming, a quiz question writer
0:01:39 > 0:01:41who has twice knocked out his two front teeth,
0:01:41 > 0:01:43and their captain, Julia Hobbs,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45a modern languages graduate
0:01:45 > 0:01:49who has performed as a stunt bottom on a BBC comedy programme.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51All quiz writers by trade,
0:01:51 > 0:01:52they are the Inquisitors.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54A team of question setters, eh?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Yes.- And now you've turned gamekeeper. How does that feel?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Erm, well, I quiz quite a lot.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00We quiz together in a team,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03so we're quite used to answering the questions,
0:02:03 > 0:02:05but this is a little bit different
0:02:05 > 0:02:07from what we're used to.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Good luck.- Thank you.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10You won the toss, Cricketers,
0:02:10 > 0:02:12but in a first act of gamesmanship,
0:02:12 > 0:02:14you've decided to put your opponents in first.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18So, Inquisitors, please choose your Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Er, Lion, please.- OK.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23You're about to see the first of four apparently random clues,
0:02:23 > 0:02:25but they all have something in common.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28What is it? Your time starts now.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32THEY CONFER
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Oh, yeah...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36THEY CONFER
0:02:38 > 0:02:39OK. Shall we go for one more?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Go for one more? - Shall we go for one more?
0:02:42 > 0:02:43That's genius, though.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- That's very good... - Shall we go for it?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Shall we go for it?- Yeah, go on.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Er, they are spoonerisms of things
0:02:50 > 0:02:51that you wear
0:02:51 > 0:02:53and where you wear them on the body.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56I am so impressed with your bravery
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- at coming in this early...- Oh, God!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00..I'm going to let you have a go
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- at rewording that answer.- Ah...
0:03:03 > 0:03:04- OK, then.- OK.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Maybe it's just a simple...anagram.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Maybe it's just not things that you wear, then?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11For five points, they are not all things that you wear,
0:03:11 > 0:03:14but they are all spoonerisms.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Coming in after one clue,
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- you get five points.- Brilliant...
0:03:18 > 0:03:20What are the rest of the clues?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- OK, parking meter.- Parking meter...
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Block of flats and jellybeans.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- "Belly jeans", I quite like that. - Exactly right.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Very well done for the full five.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Cricketers, the game's afoot.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- What would you like?- Twisted Flax, please.- The Twisted Flax. OK.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37These are going to be picture clues.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39They all have something in common. Here's the first...
0:03:41 > 0:03:42THEY CONFER
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Shall we have the next?- Next.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Madonna.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50THEY CONFER
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Shall we go for the next?- Yeah. - Next, please.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Submarine.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Are they Beatles songs?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02THEY CONFER
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Do you want to go with that?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07They're all part of Beatles song titles.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Absolutely correct.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11You didn't need to see the walrus at the end, there.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Very well done.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Were you tempted to come in
0:04:13 > 0:04:14- after one clue?- No! No.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Raccoon, what else could it be?
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Raccoon!
0:04:18 > 0:04:19What are the songs?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21I think... Is it Ricky Raccoon?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Rocky Raccoon.- Rocky Raccoon.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Lady Madonna. Yellow Submarine.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- I Am The Walrus. - That's absolutely right.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28You know, I Am The Walrus was banned by the BBC,
0:04:28 > 0:04:30because of the words
0:04:30 > 0:04:31"pornographic priestesses"
0:04:31 > 0:04:33and "let your knickers down".
0:04:33 > 0:04:35And listen to me just saying them,
0:04:35 > 0:04:36just saying them.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38That's the 21st century for you.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40It's all gone downhill. Very well done for two points.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Back to you, Inquisitors,
0:04:42 > 0:04:43what would you like this time?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Horned Viper, please. - The Horned Viper.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47What is the connection between these clues?
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Here's the first.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- Anything.- It sounds Welsh. - Maybe it's Welsh.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Next, please.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Football division. First... Football League, First Division...
0:05:02 > 0:05:05THEY CONFER
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh, I don't know.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Next one.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Next, please.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Pluto.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17THEY CONFER
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Yeah, things that don't exist any more. Replaced by other things?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Yes, yes.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Things that don't exist any more? - Things that have been downgraded.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- OK.- The first... Yeah, they have been downgraded.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- I think.- Things that have been...
0:05:28 > 0:05:29There's the First Division...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I can't let you chat. What's your answer?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Things that have been downgraded?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Well done, Luke. They are things
0:05:35 > 0:05:36that have been downgraded.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39What can you tell me about the clues you're looking at?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I don't know what the first one means.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Ffynnon Garw is in the film
0:05:42 > 0:05:44The Englishman That Went Up A Hill
0:05:44 > 0:05:46And Came Down A Mountain.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48It's the mountain that was, yeah, downgraded to a hill.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49That's exactly right.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Football League First Division is now the Championship?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Well, it's still the First Division,
0:05:55 > 0:05:56but when the Premiership came in,
0:05:56 > 0:05:59the First Division became, effectively, the Second Division.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Yep. Pluto downgraded obviously to a dwarf planet, and the UK credit
0:06:03 > 0:06:06rating downgraded after the Brexit referendum, unfortunately.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Very well done. Cricketers, back
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- to you for a choice.- Water, please.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Water. OK, what is the connection between these clues?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Here's the first.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19THEY CONFER
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Next, please.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26THEY CONFER
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Next, please.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37THEY CONFER
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Next, please.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Two seconds.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Theme parks?
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Good guess,
0:06:57 > 0:06:59but not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Inquisitors, you have the chance of a bonus point.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02We think it's coat of many colours.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Coats of many colours is the answer.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Tell me about the clues.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Joseph, of course, the multicoloured raincoat.- Yep.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Colin Baker's Doctor Who wore a coat with lots of different colours
0:07:12 > 0:07:14and patches and things on it.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Dolly Parton...- She is a song called Coat Of Many Colors.- That's right.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19And actually, there's a film, a biopic of her life,
0:07:19 > 0:07:20that's called that as well.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22The song is about growing up
0:07:22 > 0:07:24very poor in Tennessee
0:07:24 > 0:07:25and her mother stitches together
0:07:25 > 0:07:27this coat out of bits of old rags,
0:07:27 > 0:07:28and she's very proud of it.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30And of course, the other girls at school are horrible.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32And the Pied Piper of Hamelin.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I think in the Browning poem, the coat is two colours,
0:07:34 > 0:07:35red and yellow, but he's
0:07:35 > 0:07:36often described as wearing
0:07:36 > 0:07:38a party-coloured coat,
0:07:38 > 0:07:39a multicoloured coat.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40So, well done, you get the bonus
0:07:40 > 0:07:41and your own chance to choose.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Eye of Horus.- One of them's Music. - OK, Eye of Horus, please.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46JINGLE The Eye of Horus. Aha!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47The music question.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48So you're going to be hearing your clues.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52What do they have in common? First one coming in now.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53# No more poison
0:07:53 > 0:07:55# Killing my emotion
0:07:55 > 0:07:57# I will not be frozen... #
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- That's Remedy. - # Dancing is my remedy, remedy... #
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Next one, please.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04# Tweedle, Tweedle, Tweedledee. #
0:08:04 > 0:08:05That's...
0:08:05 > 0:08:07THEY CONFER
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- It could be. - # I'm as happy as could be... #
0:08:09 > 0:08:12If that Little Jimmy Osmond? It could be "little".
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- # Jiminy Cricket... # - Next one. One more, please.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18# Now, I woke up this morning, Lucille was not in sight... #
0:08:18 > 0:08:20It is. That's Little Richard.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Little.- Is the connection.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24What did we hear?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Little Boots and Remedy for the first one.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28And was it Tweedledum and Tweedledee?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30It's just Tweedledee, yes,
0:08:30 > 0:08:32the follow-up to Long Haired Lover From Liverpool.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Yeah, Little Jimmy Osmond.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35And the third one was Little Richard, Lucille.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37That's absolute right,
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Little Richard.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39You didn't need to hear Little Eva,
0:08:39 > 0:08:40which would've been the last clue.
0:08:40 > 0:08:45- Very well done. How many of the Osmonds can you name?- Um...
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Jimmy.- Meryl.- Donny. Meryl.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Marie.- I think there's a Wayne.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Is there a Wayne?- There's a Wayne.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53A Jay and an Alan.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Who remembers Alan Osmond
0:08:55 > 0:08:57these days? And Richard Osmond, of course, the big one.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Yeah, let's not forget Richard.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Cricketers, back to you for
0:09:01 > 0:09:02the last question of the round,
0:09:02 > 0:09:03the Two Reeds.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07What is the connection between these two clues? Here's the first.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12THEY CONFER
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Yeah. Next.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23THEY CONFER
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Next, please.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34THEY CONFER
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Next, please.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Two seconds.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48- Yeah.- Parts of New York?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50They are all neighbourhoods
0:09:50 > 0:09:51in New York, yes.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Dumbo and Nolita are a bit more obscure,
0:09:53 > 0:09:54but well spotted at the end.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Neighbourhoods of New York.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58That means, at the end of round one...
0:10:04 > 0:10:06So, a huge start for the Inquisitors,
0:10:06 > 0:10:08and we're moving on to the sequences round.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10You'll be going first again.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- What hieroglyph would you like? - Twisted Flax, please.- Twisted Flax.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17OK, you'll be seeing the first in a sequence of four clues.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21I want to know what is the fourth one. Your time starts now.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25567.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28That's horse racing.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30THEY CONFER
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Go next? Next, please.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37THEY CONFER
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Must be.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Oh!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47So, it's... Oh, I know what the c...
0:10:47 > 0:10:49It's a word that's got "seven" in the middle.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Oh, OK.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55875. Yeah. Quick.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57What's the word?
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Two seconds.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05So it's a word that's got the word "seven" in the middle.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06I'm trying to think of what it might be.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08I need to hear an answer
0:11:08 > 0:11:10that goes with the other clues.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- SHE SIGHS - Esteven.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15So, Cricketers, I'm going to show
0:11:15 > 0:11:16you the third in the sequence,
0:11:16 > 0:11:18and you've got the chance of a bonus.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Um...
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- I can't give you long.- No.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Nope, that's it. Now, you were on the right track.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25All you had to do was say,
0:11:25 > 0:11:27for example,
0:11:27 > 0:11:2870, but I need the numbers.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30One, two, three, four, five.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Because key to this sequence is that the numbers underneath
0:11:34 > 0:11:37indicate where in the word the number appears.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40So if you look above 567, you will see that letters five,
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- six, seven of Cheltenham...- Oh!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- ..are T, E, N, spelling "ten".- Yeah.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Letters three, four, five, six of puniness spell nine.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Three, four, five, six, seven,
0:11:49 > 0:11:51E, I, G, H, T.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53So I need a word with "seven" in it
0:11:53 > 0:11:55and where those letters appear,
0:11:55 > 0:11:57spelled out numerically.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58A tricky one. No bonus for you,
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Cricketers, but you may choose a question. What would you like?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03My daughter said Lion, so Lion, please.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Lion, OK.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Let's see if you will be grateful for that advice.- Yes.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09What is the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13THEY CONFER
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Next, please.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Larry Page, wasn't he the co-founder of...Google, or something?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Yeah, something Page.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Sundar, wasn't he...? - He founded something... He...
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Shall we go for the next one in the sequence?- Yeah.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Next, please.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35It could be Zuckerberg...?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40THEY CONFER
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Co-founder of...
0:12:45 > 0:12:47BUZZ
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Zuckerberg.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52So, a bonus chance for you, Inquisitors.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53It's not that...
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Not a chance for a chat.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Elon Musk?
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Not it either.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59What were you thinking the sequence was?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Sort of internet or technological billionaires,
0:13:02 > 0:13:04going up in size?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06It's more specific than that.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09All these people have been CEO of Google.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Oh.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11And we're going backwards
0:13:11 > 0:13:13from the current CEO,
0:13:13 > 0:13:14back towards the original one -
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- Larry Page, who held the position twice. ALL:- Oh!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19So simply Larry Page again.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21That's what I wanted to hear.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Your chance, now, Inquisitors,
0:13:23 > 0:13:24to make a choice.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Eye of Horus, please.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26The Eye of Horus. OK.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Here's the first.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Le chagrin.- Le chagrin.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34OK, that's...pain?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Is it a song name?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- Sounds like, a bit Edith Piaf-y, or something.- Could be.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Next, please.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- La joie...- La joie...
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Joy.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Do we go next?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- What do you think the third one would be?- Don't know.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Next one, please.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- Une fille...- Oh! Um...
0:13:57 > 0:13:58BUZZ
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- Is it not...?- Un garcon?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Is the right answer, well done.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03And why is that?
0:14:03 > 0:14:06This is one for sorrow, one for joy, one for a girl, three for...
0:14:06 > 0:14:07One for sorrow, two for joy,
0:14:07 > 0:14:09three for a girl, four for a boy, in French.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11That's right, it is the magpie rhyme
0:14:11 > 0:14:13translated into French.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15It's not the French version, which goes differently,
0:14:15 > 0:14:16but it's ours translated.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18And it's interesting,
0:14:18 > 0:14:20le chagrin, there, is what they call a false friend.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22When you say chagrin in English,
0:14:22 > 0:14:23it means something else.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24In French, sorrow.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Most people know it up to 7, don't they?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret never to be told.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Do you know what eight magpies mean? - No.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34A wish. Eight for a wish, nine for a kiss,
0:14:34 > 0:14:37ten for a marriage never to be old.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38- Oh.- That's nice, isn't it?- OK.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Although that could also sound sinister,
0:14:40 > 0:14:42depending on how you interpret it. THEY LAUGH
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Well spotted.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Back to you, Cricketers, for a choice.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds, OK.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49These are going to be picture clues.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50What sort of thing would you expect
0:14:50 > 0:14:52to see in the fourth picture?
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Time starts now.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59THEY CONFER
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Next, please.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06That's Ding Junhui.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07So what would it be...?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Is it a name? Same name?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Next, please.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- That's Dong. Something D... - Ding, dong.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Chinese dong. Vietnamese dong.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Which means...
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- Ding, dong, so...- Dung.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27BUZZ
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Pile of dung?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Would be lovely.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32We went for a dung beetle,
0:15:32 > 0:15:33cos we thought people
0:15:33 > 0:15:34would be happier to see it,
0:15:34 > 0:15:36but very well done, I will give you the points.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37What is this sequence?
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Dung, then dong for currency, then Ding...?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Ding Junhui.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44And then, I presume she's...
0:15:44 > 0:15:45The lady's Deng?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47It's Wendi Deng,
0:15:47 > 0:15:48the former wife of Rupert Murdoch.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Oh.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52He's now married to Jerry Hall.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55But he was previously married to Wendi Deng.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57The sequence is Deng, Ding, dong,
0:15:57 > 0:15:58a bell-like sequence.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59I wanted to hear dung,
0:15:59 > 0:16:01because we're going through the vowels,
0:16:01 > 0:16:03anything representing dung. Well done.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Inquisitors, what would you like?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- Water, please.- Water. OK.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Here's the first.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13- Calida.- Calida.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- I think there's a Costa Calida in Spain.- OK.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- So it could be working the way up the coast.- OK.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Want the next one?- Yeah. - Next one, please.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Almeria Costa, Almeria... Then you have Costa Calida,
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Costa Almeria, Costa Blanca, Costa Brava.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29I think it's Costa Brava.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Shall we go for that?
0:16:31 > 0:16:32- I think we should. - BUZZ
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Brava.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Not the answer, I'm afraid.- Oh!
0:16:35 > 0:16:36So I'm going to show
0:16:36 > 0:16:38the third in the sequence to the Cricketers
0:16:38 > 0:16:39for a possible bonus point.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Anyone got any idea?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43No.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44I can't give you long.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45- No idea.- No idea, sorry.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47No idea.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Now, you look at the third one, do you want have another go?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Blanca.- No points, of course.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- The answer is Del Sol.- Oh!
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Oh, I got it the wrong way round!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I think you know it's the Spanish Costas,
0:16:57 > 0:16:59but we're going south.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01I thought the Costa Calida was at the bottom,
0:17:01 > 0:17:02and I was working my way up.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I used to work in Almeria,
0:17:04 > 0:17:06so I was going that way rather than that way.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07I did think you had an impressive accent
0:17:07 > 0:17:09as you went through the possibilities.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11But, yes, heading south.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Who doesn't do that when they go to Spain?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15So, heading south, the answer would be Del Sol.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16- Sorry.- Unlucky.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17No bonus point, then, Cricketers,
0:17:17 > 0:17:19but you may have the last question of the round,
0:17:19 > 0:17:20the Horned Viper.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22What is the fourth in this sequence?
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Here's the first.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Astronauts...?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Next, please.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Anil Kumble.- Shane Warne...
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Muttiah Muralitharan?- Yeah.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37BUZZ
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Muttiah.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Is the right answer for three points.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42And I don't think you'll have trouble
0:17:42 > 0:17:44explaining this sequence to the viewers.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Yeah, it's wicket takers in Test match cricket, going by points.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Glenn McGrath took about 500 wickets,
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Anil Kumble, about 600,
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Shane Warne, 700,
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Muttiah Muralitharan, 800.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58That is absolutely right.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00They are leading Test cricket wicket takers.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Yes, 708 for Shane Warne,
0:18:02 > 0:18:03and on the top,
0:18:03 > 0:18:04800 for Muttiah Muralitharan.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Well done.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08A cricket sequence, that was a nice treat,
0:18:08 > 0:18:10wasn't it? That was absolutely the bag of chocolate coins
0:18:10 > 0:18:12in the bottom of the stocking for you,
0:18:12 > 0:18:13at the end of round two.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16And that means the Cricketers have eight points,
0:18:16 > 0:18:18the Inquisitors have 12.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Time now for the Connecting Wall, and Cricketers,
0:18:22 > 0:18:25it's your turn to go first this time, so you have a choice.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Lion or Water?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Lion, please.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Most people do choose the Lion Wall, I think
0:18:30 > 0:18:32they think it sounds sort of powerful. And maybe it is.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35You have 2.5 minutes to solve it,
0:18:35 > 0:18:37starting now.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Staccato is music.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Mr Whippy, Mr Kipling, Mr Sheen...
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Mr Muscle.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47OK.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Michael Ball, Michael Bolton...
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Michael Palin, Michael Portillo.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Yeah, go...
0:18:53 > 0:18:54What's the other one?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- Bay.- Michael Bay. Yes.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59That's got to be it, hasn't it?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Yeah.- Oh, it's got to be Portillo.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02- OK.- OK.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Three lives, now.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Ice age... Ice hockey, ice sheet, ice lolly.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Ice floe.- Ice floe.- Ice sheet...
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Forked...tongue...
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Sheet music?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Staccato is a musical term.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Can you play hockey... Can you play musically...?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19What else is there? We've got age...
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Forked tongue...
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Has to be...
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Why is it floe?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Well, you get an ice floe and an ice sheet.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Is there any word that goes with staccato?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Staccato...
0:19:36 > 0:19:39What else have we got in there, fork?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Sheet...
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Ice lolly, ice hockey...
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Fork, what else is forked?
0:19:48 > 0:19:49HE SIGHS
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Floe?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53What else could staccato be?
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Musical is the only thing I know with staccato.- Ball...
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Anything that doesn't...- Yeah.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04What else could it be?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06We'll be able to go for...
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Ball...
0:20:09 > 0:20:10You've got a minute left.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Are we going with these?
0:20:15 > 0:20:16These...
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Age... Do you want to try...? What's the most likely?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Well, floe... - Floe has got to be ice.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28You've solved the Wall! Very well done.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30So that's four points for the groups.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31And what about the connections?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33We'll start with the blue group,
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Whippy, Muscle, Kipling, Sheen.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Products with Mr in front of them.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Mr Whippy, Mr Muscle, Mr Kipling, Mr Sheen.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42All brand names with Mr added.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Well done. And the green group?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Bolton, Bay, Portillo, Palin.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Michaels?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50In theory, they're all Michaels.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52I mean, one of them, clearly, a giant among pygmies.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54And the next group.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Hockey, age, lolly, floe.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Ice precedes them.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Ice hockey, ice age, ice lolly, ice floe.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03That's exactly right.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04And the final group?
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Ball, staccato, sheet, forked.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- They're types of lightning! - Lightning.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I was going to say, you think you don't know this, but you do.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Just at the same time as...
0:21:14 > 0:21:15It's lightning.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Staccato, sheet, forked lightning.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19The red herring there, ball, also a Michael,
0:21:19 > 0:21:22but ball lightning is apparently, I've never seen it,
0:21:22 > 0:21:24a sort of luminous ball of lightning that you get
0:21:24 > 0:21:27during a thunderstorm, literally a ball of light.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Very well done. So that is four more points for the connections,
0:21:30 > 0:21:32a bonus of two for getting it all right,
0:21:32 > 0:21:34that is the maximum of ten.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Time to bring in their opponents now, the Inquisitors,
0:21:36 > 0:21:38and give them the Water Wall.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40See what they can do about solving it.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44You have 2.5 minutes to solve this wall, starting now.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Knoxville, Johnny Knoxville. - Johnny... Johnny Vegas.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Johnny Morris.- Yeah.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Johnny... Hmm.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Johnny Ball? Shall we try those? - Go on.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57I'd say, Vegas, Knoxville.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59OK. Um...
0:21:59 > 0:22:01- Pucker up, cough up...- Yeah.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Measure up. Wrap up, tap up?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Wrap up. Go for wrap up. - Wrap up.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Butter up, as well, we've got.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- So, measure up... Set up...- Yeah.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Cough up?
0:22:11 > 0:22:12No.
0:22:12 > 0:22:17Pucker up, cough up, wrap up, set up?
0:22:17 > 0:22:21- Shaker, shot...- Shaker, shot, muddler... Measure?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Brilliant. - So we've got belly up as well.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Three lives now, plenty of time.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27So we've got up, we've got lots of ups.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Pucker, wrap, belly, tap, cough, set, they're all...
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- In fact, lots of these are ups. - Yeah.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Barn door...?
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Belly, pork...
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Jet set.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53I don't know what else...
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Puck...
0:22:54 > 0:22:56But, set, bar...
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Butter...
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Wrap...
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Wrap...
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Cough sweet, cough...
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Belly...
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Going to have to start going for the ups, though.- Yeah.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- So what do you think? Pucker? - You've got a minute left.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Go for wrap.- Wrap.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Let's go for cough, butter, belly, pucker.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30OK. Cough, butter, belly, pucker.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32No, that's one life gone.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Barnstorming...- Barnstorm, set...
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Square... Cough, tap...
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- I think cough has got to be one of the ups.- Ups. Cough...
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- And I think pucker, as well. - Pucker.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Have we done butter belly? - Yeah, we did butter belly.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50OK, let's go.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51- No, one life left.- One life.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- One more.- 20 seconds.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Butter up, pucker up...
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Not wrap.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Not wrap. Pucker up, cough up...
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Tap up, set up?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Belly up?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- No, that's it.- No, that's your third life,
0:24:07 > 0:24:09and the Wall has frozen, but you found two groups
0:24:09 > 0:24:12and I'll give you more points if you can tell me the connections.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Knoxville, Vegas, Morris, Ball.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- They're all famous people called Johnny.- They are TV Johnnies.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21And the green group, measure, shaker, muddler, shot?
0:24:21 > 0:24:22They're connected with cocktails.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24They're used in bartending terminology.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26And you can still get points for the connections
0:24:26 > 0:24:29in the groups you didn't find. So let's resolve the wall.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30There you go.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Butter, pucker, cough, wrap?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35They can all be followed by the word up.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37They can. Unfortunately, you got to the point
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- where almost every word on the wall could.- Yeah.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44And what you didn't find was that last group, set, belly, barn, tap.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Dances? Dances.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47They are dances.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Set dancing, a sort of Irish folk dancing,
0:24:50 > 0:24:52and you'll know, of course, belly dance, barn dance, tap dance.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- Yeah, tap dance.- They are dances.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57So, two points for the groups and all four connections,
0:24:57 > 0:24:59that is a total of six.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Let's have a look at the scores going into the final round.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12So, we are absolutely even going into the missing vowels round.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Teams, you'll know this is the round where we take well-known names,
0:25:15 > 0:25:17phrases and sayings, take out the vowels,
0:25:17 > 0:25:18squidge up the consonants,
0:25:18 > 0:25:21and I want to know, what are the disguised clues?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Points can be gained for the right answer
0:25:23 > 0:25:26and lost for the wrong one, so buzz with care.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Fingers on buzzers, then.
0:25:28 > 0:25:33I can tell you that the first group are all planes.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Inquisitors.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38- Memphis Belle.- Correct.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Inquisitors.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43- Spruce Goose.- Correct.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Inquisitors.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50- Air Force One.- Correct.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Cricketers.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56- Enola Gay.- Correct.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Next category, trains.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Inquisitors.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03- Stephenson's Rocket.- Correct.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Inquisitors.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- Trans-Siberian Express.- Yes, it is.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Cricketers.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Thomas the Tank Engine.- Well done.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Inquisitors.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22- Eurostar.- Correct.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Next category, automobiles.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25LAUGHTER
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Ha, I knew this!
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Inquisitors.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.- Correct.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Inquisitors.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- Brum.- Correct.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Cricketers.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- Tesla Model X.- Well done.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Don't know this one?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52It's Toyota Prius.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Next group, films with transport in the title.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Inquisitors.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59- Snakes On A Plane.- Correct.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Inquisitors.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Murder On The Orient Express. - Correct.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Inquisitors.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10- Cars.- Correct.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15- Inquisitors.- Oh. Uh...
0:27:15 > 0:27:16No, you lose a point.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Cricketers, do you know?
0:27:18 > 0:27:19- No.- No?
0:27:19 > 0:27:21It's The Boat That Rocked. Next category...
0:27:21 > 0:27:23ROUND END MUSIC
0:27:25 > 0:27:28But there's not going to be a next category,
0:27:28 > 0:27:30because the bell has gone for the end of the quiz.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34And I can reveal that, after a fearsome display in round four,
0:27:34 > 0:27:36the winners, with 28 points, are
0:27:36 > 0:27:38- the Inquisitors. - God, well done, team.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41And in second place, having got some of the most difficult ones,
0:27:41 > 0:27:43with 21 points,
0:27:43 > 0:27:44it's the Cricketers.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Very well done, both teams.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48You are definitely through to the next round.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Cricketers, you may be among
0:27:49 > 0:27:51our highest scoring losers.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Two teams will go through from this round even though
0:27:54 > 0:27:56they didn't win their match, and you may be one of them, we don't know.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58I hope we'll see you again.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01What an exciting contest. Thank you for watching.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02And before we go,
0:28:02 > 0:28:04I'd like to apologise for what happened last week.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07I thought the show was over and my microphone was off.
0:28:07 > 0:28:11Obviously, I respect all contestants on this show as human beings,
0:28:11 > 0:28:14and if I gave any impression otherwise, I'm truly sorry.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17For me, phrases like, "Spread him on a cracker,"
0:28:17 > 0:28:19"Buns that just won't quit,"
0:28:19 > 0:28:21they're as innocent as, "Juice until the pips pop."
0:28:21 > 0:28:23It's just words!
0:28:23 > 0:28:25I'm glad I was able to clear that up.
0:28:25 > 0:28:26Goodnight.