0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello and welcome to Only Connect,
0:00:23 > 0:00:25the quiz show recently described
0:00:25 > 0:00:27as the finest programme on British television.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31I'm not sure by whom, since it was anonymous and on the internet.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34But then, any opinion worth listening to nowadays usually is.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38The show has also been described by some commentators
0:00:38 > 0:00:41as strangely free from applause and laughter.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha(!)
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Happy now? I know I'm not.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48This is a quarter final, so we've got some returning teams.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Starting with, on my right,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Andrew Lyman, chemistry graduate
0:00:53 > 0:00:54and rugby league fan,
0:00:54 > 0:00:57who now works as a shift manager in a chemical plant.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Jane Teather, a Cambridge graduate
0:00:59 > 0:01:00and crossword obsessive
0:01:00 > 0:01:03who now works as an information design consultant.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06And their captain, Dave Tilley,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09a Liverpool supporter who assesses football referees
0:01:09 > 0:01:10and enjoys playing bridge.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13They all enjoy The Listener crossword.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15They are the Listeners.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Dave, you beat the Steel City Singers in your heat.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19How have you prepared for this?
0:01:19 > 0:01:23After the group therapy we went into because we were surprised at winning,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26we then spent a lot of time tackling more crosswords, surprisingly.
0:01:26 > 0:01:33Well, you may be using those skills tonight to beat, on my left,
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Jason Gray, an Oxford history graduate
0:01:34 > 0:01:38and dedicated supporter of Harlequins Rugby Club.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Dominic Guinness, a keen chef,
0:01:40 > 0:01:42gardener, swimmer and triathlete,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45who also works as an IT development manager.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48And their captain, Chris Harrison,
0:01:48 > 0:01:50an amateur athlete with a PhD in computing,
0:01:50 > 0:01:52currently training for the London Marathon.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55They've come ashore to join us in the quarter finals.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56They are the Rowers.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Chris, you beat the Linguists in your heat. How did that match go?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Um...reasonably well until the wheels almost came off
0:02:03 > 0:02:05in the last round, but we held onto it.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Well, let's see how you manage to cling on in these quarter finals.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Later on in the show the connecting wall will be going live online.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14So if you fancy playing along,
0:02:14 > 0:02:17you'll probably need some form of electronic equipment.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20But as long as you've got a television you'll love round one,
0:02:20 > 0:02:24This is where I want to know the connections between various clues.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Rowers, you won the toss, but you put the Listeners in first.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30So Dave, please pick an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Twisted facts, please. - Twisted facts.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36The music question immediately.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38You'll hear the clues. What's the connection?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40The first one coming in...now.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Music: "Fanfare for the Common Man" by EMERSON, LAKE AND PALMER
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Next one, please.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53# All aboard the train
0:02:53 > 0:02:58# All aboard the train
0:02:58 > 0:03:03# I've been saving all my money... #
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Bands known by their initials. Crosby, Stills and Nash, CS...
0:03:07 > 0:03:11I'm going to stop you. I'm afraid that's not the right answer.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14So I'm going to play a blast of each of the remaining two clues
0:03:14 > 0:03:16to the Rowers for a possible bonus.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Have a listen to this.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23# After the love has gone. #
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Three words - Emerson, Lake and Palmer, Earth, Wind and Fire..
0:03:26 > 0:03:32# Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail. #
0:03:32 > 0:03:35This is Peter, Paul and Mary, isn't it?
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Is it bands that are three words? Three names?
0:03:39 > 0:03:43It is bands that are referred to by three names.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46The trap you fell into there, Listeners, is the second one.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young,
0:03:47 > 0:03:50but old Young not credited on that particular track.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53So we heard Emerson, Lake and Palmer,
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Crosby Stills and Nash,
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Earth, Wind and Fire, Peter, Paul and Mary, three names.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00So a bonus point to you, Rowers. You may now pick your own question.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- Water, please.- OK.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06First clue coming up, now.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Spanish prisoner. Dilemma. Puzzles.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Will we just go with that one? - Let's try one more.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17One more? One more, please. Next.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Boiler room.- It's hoping you're not going to win, isn't it?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- So they're puzzles - philosophical puzzles?- Yeah.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28They're all sort of philosophical puzzles
0:04:28 > 0:04:30around being locked in a room?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Or thought experiments inside your own head?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I'm afraid that is not the correct answer.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Time for some thought experiments
0:04:38 > 0:04:43in the heads of the Listeners. Here are the other two clues.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Andy.- Oh, thanks.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48They are...they are...
0:04:48 > 0:04:49methods for...
0:04:49 > 0:04:53buying and selling shares.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I'm afraid they're not. Now this is the quarter final.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58So I'm not going to be lenient. A couple are to do with shares.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02More generally they are financial swindles.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Mock auction is where someone is put in the crowd at an auction,
0:05:06 > 0:05:08a friend of the seller, to make a bid.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Pump and dump, inflating share prices, selling them off.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Boiler room also to do with shares,
0:05:13 > 0:05:17that's an artificial high pressure environment against gullible people.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20And Spanish prisoner, that's the old one,
0:05:20 > 0:05:23somebody in prison in Spain or a foreign country,
0:05:23 > 0:05:26if you pay their bail, you get money later.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28You, I think, were thinking of the prisoner's dilemma.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Exactly.- No, financial swindles.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34But in a way, I'm reassured that none of you knew them.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35What lovely people you are.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38For me, of course, amazingly familiar.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Listeners, it's your turn to pick a question.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Two reeds, please.- OK. What's the connection here?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47They're going to be picture clues. Here's the first one.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Steve...- Alberto Tomba. - No, it's not.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- It's the snowboarder.- Tony Hawk? - No, I can't remember his name.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Next one, please.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- It's not Guernica, is it? - No, it's definitely not Guernica.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Next one? Next one, please.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Bat.- Horseshoe bat?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Ten seconds.- Next one, please.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Spitfire, Wellington, Lancaster. Dukes?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Three seconds.- Dukes.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- Dukes? - Dukes of Wellington, Lancaster.
0:06:31 > 0:06:36- Bat! - Ah, the old Duke of Bat!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39I'm afraid you're miles away, so there's a possible bonus for the Rowers.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Not a possible social gathering.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Um, bat, White, Turner.
0:06:45 > 0:06:51No, I'm sorry, that's far too long. That first picture is a fellow called Sean White,
0:06:51 > 0:06:55a snowboarder more commonly known as the Flying Tomato.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Next along is a painting of the Flying Dutchman.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59A fruit bat, otherwise known as a flying fox,
0:06:59 > 0:07:04and the B12 bomber, flying fortress. Flying is the connection there.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07So no bonus for you, Rowers, but you may pick a question.
0:07:07 > 0:07:12- The Horned viper, please. - OK. First clue coming up, now.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Steiff, they're teddy bears, aren't they? Yeah.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Next, please.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Veuve Clicquot. Are they brands?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Or are they eponymous brands named after things?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Veuve Clicquot.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Let's get the next one. Next please.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Next please. We've got the next one.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42- Deutsche Grammophon isn't... - Ten seconds.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Next please.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Three seconds.
0:07:52 > 0:07:57I'm afraid you're out of time. So, possible bonus again now, Listeners.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59They were all founded in the same year.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02They were not all founded in the same year.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05This is the kind of one that is easier when you look back
0:08:05 > 0:08:10than when you look forward. These all have yellow labels.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Steiff Teddy Bears have the little yellow label. Deutsche Grammophon,
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Boddington's, Veuve Clicquot drinks with yellow labels.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21It's all very well sighing and kicking yourselves now.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23What about the points, points, points?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Listeners, can you get some on the next go?
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- We'll try. Eh, with the eye of Horus, please.- OK.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Eye of Hours winking at you any second now.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Second President.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Next one please. Impeachment?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I don't think Adams was impeached, was he?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- I'm not good on history. - Next one please.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Oh, dear.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Ah! Are they all roles played... - Ten seconds.- Yeah, go on, yeah.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08They're roles played by Anthony Hopkins.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Coming in after three clues, you get two points.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13The last one would have been CS Lewis.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17They were played by Sir Anthony Hopkins in Amistad, Nixon,
0:09:17 > 0:09:20The Road to Wellville and Shadowlands.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Well done. You're off the blocks at last.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25With only one question remaining for the Rowers, it's lion.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27First clue coming up now.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Next please.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- It's Dr Seuss, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:09:43 > 0:09:50Yeah, but that's not going to be the link, is it? Next please.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Oh, it's questions asked of...
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- It's books, isn't it? - Ten seconds.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Next please.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Was that a comedian? - That was Tony Hawks.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Three seconds.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06BELL
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Books by comedians.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Very much not.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Listeners, a chance for a bonus.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Jane, take it. - Is it questions...
0:10:16 > 0:10:22..terms typed into Google that don't yield... Googlewhacks.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26I know what you're thinking of, Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27That was his next book.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28It's not that.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33These were all things that were written as the result of a bet.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36There were comedians involved. Tony Hawks took a bet
0:10:36 > 0:10:38that he couldn't go round Ireland with a fridge.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Dave Gorman was bet by a friend he couldn't find 54 people with his name.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Green Eggs And Ham by Dr Seuss,
0:10:44 > 0:10:47you're meant to pronounce it "soice" but nobody does.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51That was bet that he couldn't only use 50 words throughout a book.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55The first one, not a comedian.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Ernest Hemingway was bet
0:10:57 > 0:10:59that he couldn't write a short story
0:10:59 > 0:11:01in six words only.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04And that story is the result.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07'For sale: baby shoes, never worn'.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Right, that is the end of Round One.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Our teams have struggled a bit.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15The Rowers have got one point.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17But The Listeners are ahead with two.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22It's not getting easier in the next round, because here,
0:11:22 > 0:11:27the teams have to work out the connections and then tell me what comes fourth in a sequence.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Listeners, going first again.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Which hieroglyph would you like?
0:11:31 > 0:11:32The two reeds, please.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35OK. What is fourth in this sequence?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37The first one coming up now.
0:11:39 > 0:11:401215.
0:11:41 > 0:11:421215.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Next one, please.
0:11:46 > 0:11:521415. 1215, 1415, 1615. What happened in 1815?
0:11:52 > 0:11:57Was that the Battle of Waterloo or Austerlitz, or...
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Don't do me on dates.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02It's something that happened in 1815.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05We don't need to get another clue.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08- Ten seconds.- ...started in 1812.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11I think it's just something that follows from that.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Just make a guess. - Duke of Wellington died?- Waterloo.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Three seconds. - BUZZER
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Waterloo, Battle of.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Good decision. I think you know
0:12:19 > 0:12:22they are things that happened in 1215, 1415...
0:12:22 > 0:12:25In 1615, the next clue, Volume Two of Don Quixote was published,
0:12:25 > 0:12:30and in 1815, yes, that's what happened. The battle of Waterloo.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34You got the points. Well done. Back to you, Rowers, to pick a question.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35- Lion, please.- OK.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39First in a sequence coming up. What's fourth? Time starts now.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44McKinley. It's the highest point on that continent.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47But what's the sequence? Next, please.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Vinson Massif, that's...also the highest point, isn't it?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- That's in Antarctica. - The four highest points...
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- ..leading up, so...- It'll be Everest.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Will it be Everest next?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- No, Everest last.- Yeah, will Everest come last?
0:13:03 > 0:13:08Yeah, but. No, but... I don't think they're going to necessarily...
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Do you want to go next?- Ten seconds.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12OK. Ten seconds. Next.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Cerro.- Three seconds.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17BELL
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Everest.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20I'm afraid not.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Bonus opportunity for The Listeners.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Andy, please.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Kilimanjaro.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29That is the right answer. Do you know the reason?
0:13:29 > 0:13:33They are, respectably, the highest points in various continents,
0:13:33 > 0:13:37going from the lowest to the less low. Higher.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40That's broadly right.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Just biggest ones, that wouldn't be the right sequence.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46They're the highest mountains on their respective continents
0:13:46 > 0:13:47going west to east.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49So, Mount McKinley for North America,
0:13:49 > 0:13:52then going to Antarctica, South America and Mount Kilimanjaro,
0:13:52 > 0:13:53highest in Africa.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Well done for the bonus.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Your turn, Listeners.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58The Eye of Horus, please.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01OK, first in a sequence coming up. What's fourth?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Time starts now.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Letters, epistles.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I don't know which...
0:14:11 > 0:14:13The books of the New Testament.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Corinthians, the epistles.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Next one, please.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25The books going backwards.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Third epistle of Corinthians, second epistle,
0:14:27 > 0:14:29first epistle of the Corinthians...
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Romans?- Or is it Acts?
0:14:31 > 0:14:3310 seconds.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Acts of the Apostles.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Acts and Romans?
0:14:37 > 0:14:38BELL
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Romans, first Romans.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43I'm afraid not.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47I'm going to show the third in the sequence to the Rowers.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Is it Olympic? Yeah, but is it Corinthian...
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- That's enough chat. Do you've an answer?- Doric.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56You're right, it is Doric. That came from nowhere.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Yes, it's nothing to do with the Bible.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01This is architectural styles of the Coliseum.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05The clue, third, second, it's going downwards so down from first.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08If it were a lift, it would be the ground or bottom, would be Doric.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Did you just guess that from nowhere?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- I was being advised from my left. - It was good advice.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17You should ask him about your love life.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Very well done, you get the bonus. You may now pick your own question.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Twisted flax, please.- OK. First in a sequence coming up,
0:15:23 > 0:15:26I can tell you these are going to the picture clues.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28What might you expect to see in the fourth picture?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30The first one coming up now.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Safari? Next.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Is it a roll cage?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Is it going to be chassis or something?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Next.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Fox.- It's a raccoon.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Fender, raccoon.
0:15:58 > 0:16:0010 seconds.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Is it Safari, Chrome, Firefox?
0:16:02 > 0:16:03BELL
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Internet Explorer. - I'm going to give it to you.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I'd have liked to hear I'd expect to see a picture
0:16:08 > 0:16:11of an explorer or perhaps a man with a nice hat
0:16:11 > 0:16:15and a magnifying glass. They are the four main internet browsers,
0:16:15 > 0:16:17increasing order of popularity.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Safari, Chrome, Firefox, and Internet Explorer. Well done.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Back to you now, Listeners.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Horned viper, please.- OK.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28What's this sequence and what comes fourth?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30First one coming up now.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Next one, please.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Carry on?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Is it not a granule of wheat?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Let's carry on.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Next one, please.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Doglike?
0:16:59 > 0:17:0110 seconds.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- I can't see anything there at all. - Nor me.- Three seconds.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Catlike.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12That's not the correct answer, so there's a bonus chance
0:17:12 > 0:17:13for you, Rowers.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Before doglike.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19And what do you think the sequence is?
0:17:19 > 0:17:22We'd like you to answer that for us.
0:17:23 > 0:17:28You might have been able to work it out from the moment when you said
0:17:28 > 0:17:30doglike is canine. That's right.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Another way to express millstone would be molar.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36That would mean before millstone, premolar.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40And continuing along the mouth, incisor translated as cutter.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43They are the meanings for the words describing human teeth.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48So no points there. Rowers, what can you do with the last question?
0:17:48 > 0:17:52It's water. That should suit you. The first clue is coming up now.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Could be anything.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Next, please.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Next, please.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Could it be clubs and suits? Is that the name of...?
0:18:21 > 0:18:2210 seconds.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25The words? Brain...
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Three seconds.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30BELL
0:18:30 > 0:18:35- Family.- I'm afraid not. Possible bonus, Listeners.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Time.- Time, eh? I'm surprised you haven't got this one.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I think even I would have got this one.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43These are things sought by the characters in that the Wizard of Oz
0:18:43 > 0:18:46in the order they come up in at the story.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Dorothy simply wants to go home, the Scarecrow wants a brain,
0:18:48 > 0:18:51the Tin Man wants a heart,
0:18:51 > 0:18:54the next one along, the Cowardly Lion wants courage.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57So no points there. Looking at the scores then.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01At the end of round two, the Rowers have improved to four points,
0:19:01 > 0:19:03the Listeners are ahead with six.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Round three is the connecting wall and this wall will be going
0:19:08 > 0:19:11live on the internet if you fancy playing at the same time.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Rowers, your turn to go first. Please choose lion or water.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Water, please.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18OK, 16 clues.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Two and a half minutes to sort them out.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Starting... now.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Crikey, so...
0:19:30 > 0:19:32You poach eggs.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Boot Camp. Nudist camp. Fat camp. Summer camp.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44OK, so you coddle eggs. Poached eggs. Devil's eggs.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46And do you blanch them?
0:19:48 > 0:19:52OK, knee kicker... is that when you're laying...
0:19:52 > 0:19:54laying carpet?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56OK, so pontil.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Sous-vide...
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- Is that carpeting...?- No.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Sous-vide is unseen, isn't it?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08OK, so these are terms in flooring, I suppose.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14I've got to know idea what Fenwich-Symes is.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- So, I think that's camp. You've got prison camp...- Boot camp.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24You've used a minute.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Boot... no.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31There we go.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34So, there's eggs then. Poach, coddle...
0:20:34 > 0:20:37I think Devil has got to be one.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Devil and then what's pontil?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43No idea.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Fenwick-Symes, that's going to be a hero, isn't it?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Boot...
0:20:49 > 0:20:53- A hawk could be a tool. - Hawk is a tool...
0:20:53 > 0:20:55You've got a minute left.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58No, OK.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00So poach eggs, coddle.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08These are definitely in flooring.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- That's a cobble's last.- Cobbler's last...- Last and...
0:21:14 > 0:21:17A boot is cobbling...
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Boot and then...
0:21:24 > 0:21:25You've got 30 seconds.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31We're struggling here.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33We are indeed an we're also running out of time.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36There's another one here. Eggs still.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- We've tried Blanche. - You've 10 seconds now.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Oh, dear.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Hey! Very good, very good.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56No, that's it. You're out of time. The wall's frozen.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59OK, well, you got two groups. That's two points.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Let's see if you can get the connections.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Prison, summer, fat, nudist.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Camps.- They're simply camps.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07That's right.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Devil, sous-vide, poach, coddle.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Ways of cooking eggs.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14I'm going to give it to you.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Sous-vide would be a nasty way of cooking eggs.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19They're just methods of cookery.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20You get the point.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23You can also get points for the connections you didn't find.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Let's resolve the wall.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27OK, what about this group?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Fenwick-Symes, Last, Boot, Blanche.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Shoes?- The last one...
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I've got to tell you.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36You're miles away.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38They're characters in the novels of Evelyn Waugh.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Fenwick-Symes in Vile Bodies, Tony and Brenda Last
0:22:42 > 0:22:44in A Handful Of Dust, William Boot in Scoop
0:22:44 > 0:22:48and old Anthony Blanche in Brideshead Revisited.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51The last one, Pontil, Hawk, Knee kicker, Jointer.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53We think they're carpet laying.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- Don't know.- Is it carpet laying?
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Or tools in carpet laying, flooring and so on?
0:22:58 > 0:22:59I'm just not going to be able
0:22:59 > 0:23:01to accept that.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02I was lenient with the eggs
0:23:02 > 0:23:05but they just aren't all used by a carpet fitter.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08A knee kicker is used when laying carpets
0:23:08 > 0:23:10but they're just generally professional tools.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13The pontil is used by a glass maker, hawk used by a plasterer
0:23:13 > 0:23:15and a jointer used by a stonemason.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18You did get two points for the groups you found
0:23:18 > 0:23:21plus two more connection points. That's four.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24It's time we brought back the Listeners to see what they can do
0:23:24 > 0:23:25with the connecting wall.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Another difficult quarter-final wall. 16 new clues.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31But of course you want to solve it in the same way you did in your heat.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Right, you're going to get the Lion wall.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38You've got two-and-a-half minutes starting... now.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Shanghai Express was a Madonna film.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Cemeteries...
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Cemeteries, Highgate, Bunhill Fields, Pere Lachaise...
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Arlington.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53No.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Bunhill Fields, La Recoleta.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Leave that one.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Perhaps Highgate is...
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Single name..
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Highgate.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11..Tube stations, yes.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14French Connection is a perfume, Desire is a perfume...
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Kismet...
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Monsoon is a clothes label. Clothes labels.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Jigsaw, Monsoon, French Connection...
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Oasis is a clothes label.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Cemeteries. Let's think about this.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34It's to be those four.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Pere Lachaise.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Kismet, Morocco, Shanghai Express...
0:24:45 > 0:24:47That's a Madonna film.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Kismet is a musical set in...
0:24:58 > 0:25:00It's obviously those three.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Shall we try those four and see what we get?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13You've solved the wall.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Try those four, see what you get, you get a solved wall.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18That's four points immediately. Let's look for connections.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Oval, Bank, Highgate, Angel.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Single name Tube stations.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Do you want to be any more specific?
0:25:25 > 0:25:26- On the Northern Line.- They are.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30I'd have taken Tube stations but they're all on the Northern Line.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Oasis, French Connection, Jigsaw, Monsoon.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Clothing labels or shops.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36I'll take it.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39They're not so much labels, they're not designer labels,
0:25:39 > 0:25:42they're high-street clothing chains. I'll take that.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Desire, Kismet, Morocco, Shanghai Express.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Are they films that have won Razzies?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51I can't give you any more time.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Films that have won Razzies.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56No, they're films starring Marlene Dietrich.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Of course, yes.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02- Bunhill Fields, La Recoleta, Pere Lachaise, Arlington.- Cemeteries.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04They are famous cemeteries.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Pere Lachaise in Paris, La Recoleta in Buenos Aires, Bunhill Fields
0:26:08 > 0:26:12in Islington, Arlington military cemetery in Washington.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15So you've got four points for finding those groups
0:26:15 > 0:26:17and three more points for the connections.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19That's a total of seven.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Let's see what that does to the scores going into round four.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26The Rowers have got eight points. But the Listeners are ahead with 13.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31So, time for the missing vowels round.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Fingers on buzzers.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35I'm going to want to know what the disguised names,
0:26:35 > 0:26:37phrases or sayings are.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41The first group are all... geological processes.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Listeners.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- Erosion.- Correct.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Rowers.- Continental drift.- Correct.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Too long here. Diagenesis. Next clue.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Listeners.- Lithification. - Yes, it is.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Next category, they married royalty.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- Rowers.- Marie Antoinette.- Correct.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- Listeners.- Nefertiti.- Yes, it is.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29A more obscure one, Lisa Halaby who became Queen Noor of Jordan.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Next clue. Rowers.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Wallis Simpson.- Yeah, she did.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Next category, the song title isn't in its lyrics.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- Listeners.- The Ballad of John and Yoko.- Yes.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- Rowers.- Viva La Vida. - Yes. By Coldplay.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56- Listeners.- Fluorescent... - I'm afraid you lose a point.
0:27:56 > 0:28:02- Possible bonus, Rowers.- Fluorescent adolescent.- Yes, by Arctic Monkeys.
0:28:02 > 0:28:03Next clue.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11No time for Smells Like Teen Spirit
0:28:11 > 0:28:13because it smells like the end of the quiz.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Looking at the final scores,
0:28:15 > 0:28:19the Rowers have improved to a very impressive 13 points
0:28:19 > 0:28:22but it's not enough because the winners with 16 points
0:28:22 > 0:28:23are the Listeners.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26Well done, Listeners. You are through to the semi-finals.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Rowers, I'm afraid it's goodbye to you.
0:28:29 > 0:28:30Thank you very much for playing.
0:28:30 > 0:28:34Join me next time when I'll be armed with more connections,
0:28:34 > 0:28:36more questions, more clues
0:28:36 > 0:28:39and of course the attache case full of high-performance weaponry
0:28:39 > 0:28:41that I keep under my desk.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43But you don't need to know about that,
0:28:43 > 0:28:45it's between me and my conscience. Goodbye.
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