0:00:21 > 0:00:24Hello and welcome to the hardest game on TV.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27In the world of quizzing, Only Connect is the SAS -
0:00:27 > 0:00:30tough, uncompromising, and based in South Wales.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Now, these are lean times, and like everyone else,
0:00:33 > 0:00:38we're on an austerity drive, we've cut all the easy questions.
0:00:38 > 0:00:43Unfortunately, the sports car and speedboat we'd planned to give away as prizes have gone as well.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47That's my fault for test-driving them after a couple of sherries.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49So playing for glory only tonight,
0:00:49 > 0:00:53we have Heidi Shaw, a part-time singing teacher
0:00:53 > 0:00:57and former performing arts lecturer who now runs a local ladies' choir.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01James Bedworth, a learning support advisor who is addicted to football
0:01:01 > 0:01:05and is currently managing Lincoln FC online.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09And their captain Jonathan Shaw, a civil servant for the Land Registry
0:01:09 > 0:01:13who supports West Bromwich Albion and is currently reading
0:01:13 > 0:01:16the complete works of Dickens in chronological order.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Online they are some of football's key managerial players,
0:01:20 > 0:01:24off-line they are the Fantasy Footballers.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Jonathan, what is it about fantasy football that excites you?
0:01:27 > 0:01:32It's better than real football where supporting West Bromwich Albion is just a hell really.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Do you manage a team online?
0:01:33 > 0:01:38No, I tend to do the more orthodox through the newspaper's fantasy football leagues.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I think it's Jim who's the big online manager.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43How are you getting on with reading the complete works of Dickens?
0:01:43 > 0:01:47I'm up to Bleak House at the minute, it's only taken me seven years.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- You know what they always say about Dickens?- No.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55Very funny, not enough online football in it. Behind the times.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00Your opponents tonight are, on my left, Simon Belcher,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03a data analyst and qualified wine taster
0:02:03 > 0:02:06who is the proud owner of five Blue Peter badges.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Debbie Challis, an audience development officer
0:02:08 > 0:02:11at a museum of Egyptian archaeology,
0:02:11 > 0:02:15who has a flair for interior design and loves exploring old cemeteries.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18And their captain Will Howells, a digital media manager with
0:02:18 > 0:02:23an interest in genealogy who collects 20th century theatrical memorabilia.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27United by their insatiable appetite for all things historical,
0:02:27 > 0:02:29they are the Antiquarians.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33What are the historical interests that bring you together?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Debbie is into Victorian literature and ancient civilisations.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Simon likes old buildings and English history.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43I like Simon and Debbie and also Edwardian theatre
0:02:43 > 0:02:46and family history.
0:02:46 > 0:02:51You're the fellow who put a song about Only Connect on the Internet?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Yes.- It is a brilliant song.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Look it up online. It's about dolphins and Only Connect,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59but no time for such frivolity now because we've got a quiz to play.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03We'll start with Round One, that's only traditional, I'm going to ask you what
0:03:03 > 0:03:09is the connection between four clues. The fewer clues you see, the more points you get - simple as that.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12The Antiquarians won the toss, so they'll be going first.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Please select an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Could we have Eye of Horus, please?
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Kicking off with the Eye of Horus, your first clue is coming up now.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Bob Hope impersonator. Someone who didn't win...- Think of a name.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27One of those talent show things?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Or someone who didn't win a competition...
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Next, please.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Did they do it on themselves?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Would Bob Hope be a person who injected it into himself?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40I don't think, how does that...
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- Bob Hope?- Shall we have another? Next one.
0:03:45 > 0:03:4820 white kittens. They're all involved in...
0:03:48 > 0:03:53- a medical development? - Ten seconds.- Next.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56M&Ms, no brown ones. Are they all in a certain country?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Have they got a certain... - Three seconds.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- I think we're going to have to go. - BELL
0:04:01 > 0:04:06- Yes?- Something to do with things people have done to themselves.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11Er...I was going to ask what you mean by that and I realise we could end up
0:04:11 > 0:04:14going in a terrible direction. I'll just say that is not the answer.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Fantasy Footballers, a chance of a bonus.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20We think they're on bands' riders, items on bands' riders.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24They are items, genuinely, that have appeared on riders
0:04:24 > 0:04:25for performing artists.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Can you link them with any specific people?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I think no brown M&Ms is Van Halen, isn't it?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Van Halen have it on their rider and people think they're fussy,
0:04:34 > 0:04:38but it's a test to see if people are reading their contracts.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40If they haven't noticed the brown M&Ms,
0:04:40 > 0:04:43perhaps they've missed other things. 20 white kittens is Mariah Carey.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47There's a lot of urban myths about things Mariah Carey's asked for,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50but when she was switching on the Christmas lights
0:04:50 > 0:04:54at the Westfield shopping centre, she asked for 20 white kittens
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- to be playing around her feet and 100 doves to be released.- God!
0:04:57 > 0:05:02It was turned down, which is a pity because that could have been carnage.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06The Bob Hope impersonator, that's Iggy Pop, he asks for that -
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I don't think anyone ever provides it.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11And the physician to inject vitamin B12 - Prince has that on his rider.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Well done. That's a bonus point to you, Footballers.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- Please, pick your own question. - Twisted Flax, please.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21OK, your first clue is coming up now.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23That was King James.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Is it books by monarchs? Do you want another one first?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Next one, please.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29No I don't think that was written by a monarch.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Prince William was stationed there.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- He was, yeah. - The first one was James I.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Next one, please.
0:05:36 > 0:05:42Krapp's Last Tape was Beckett. Beckett, Russell, James.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Next one, please.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52You've got ten seconds.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57- Who wrote Shirley Valentine? - Willy Russell.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Three seconds if you want to have a guess.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- No, it's gone.- Out of time. It's a shame.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I like it when people guess, it's usually something ridiculous.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08No points there. A chance for a bonus, Antiquarians.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Are they one-person plays?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13That's right, they're all one-person shows.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17You hear other characters recorded but just one person on the stage.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20As written by Chekhov, Willy Russell wrote Shirley Valentine,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Beckett, Krapp's Last Tape, and Tell Me On a Sunday
0:06:23 > 0:06:26is an Andrew Lloyd Webber thing, but all one-person shows.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30- That's a bonus point to you. Please, pick a question.- Lion.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35Lion, OK. You're going to have four clues, if you need all four,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37and the first one is coming up now.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Is it an award or a medal?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41An inscription on a coin?
0:06:41 > 0:06:46No, I don't think... Next, please.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Gentle way? Is it a Latin term for these or something?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Could be Latin terms, yeah.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Next.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Oh, that means karate, so they're martial art terms, do you think?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Yeah.- Yes, I'd go for that. - BELL
0:07:00 > 0:07:04English translations of martial arts.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Exactly. English translations of martial arts disciplines.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12You recognised empty hand is karate. Do you know any of the others?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- No.- Tai chi is gentle way.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Is the way of the sword Samurai?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20No, you're just thinking of swords.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24No, achievement through great effort is kung fu. The next one,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26gentle way, that's judo in Japanese.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Karate, and kendo is the way of the sword.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31So very well done, you get the points there.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Fantasy Footballers, your turn. - Water, please.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37OK. This is going to be the music question.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41You'll be hearing your clues and the first one is coming in now.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43LADIES DUET
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Next one, please.
0:07:49 > 0:07:55# When the twilight is gone
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- # You come into my... # - Next one, please.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01# Lead us to a place
0:08:01 > 0:08:08# Guide us with your grace Give us faith so we'll be safe... #
0:08:08 > 0:08:10It's the prayer.
0:08:10 > 0:08:15- Ten seconds.- Prayers.- Go for it. - BELL
0:08:15 > 0:08:17All to do with prayers.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Absolutely right. You get two points.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22All to do with prayers. You heard Evening Prayer
0:08:22 > 0:08:25from Hansel and Gretel, then My Prayer by The Platters.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28You noticed "twilight." This is where if you hear
0:08:28 > 0:08:31the word "twilight" that's the one thing it's not going to be.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34You would have heard Like A Prayer by Madonna, but you came in
0:08:34 > 0:08:38at Bocelli and Celine Dion singing The Prayer. Very well done.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Antiquarians, up to you.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Horned Viper.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44The Horned Viper, the first clue is coming up now.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- In the UK.- It could be a symbol saying.- Next one.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Yes.- Next.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56A warning sign?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Circular symbols.- Yeah.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03A circle with an A in it is anarchy.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Shall we just go for letters in circles?- Letters in circles.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Shall we go? - BELL
0:09:08 > 0:09:10They're represented by circles with letters in.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Yes, they are, very well done.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Coming in after just two clues, you get three points.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Anarchy is an A in a circle, dry cleaning is F in a circle.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23You would have seen heliport, which is a big H in a circle,
0:09:23 > 0:09:27and copyright is C in a circle. Well gambled. Extra points to you.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Footballers, there is just one question remaining, the two reeds,
0:09:31 > 0:09:34and you'll know to expect picture clues as we haven't had those yet.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Your first picture is coming up now.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Fish.- Carp.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Next one, please.
0:09:45 > 0:09:51- Snake eyes.- Could be seven... Are they lucky?
0:09:51 > 0:09:55I don't know. Next one, please.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- They kissed his head. - BELL
0:09:58 > 0:09:59You kiss them for luck.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01That is right. You didn't see the fourth clue,
0:10:01 > 0:10:03which would have been
0:10:03 > 0:10:06the Blarney Stone. What was it you recognised?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- Fabien Barthez's head. - That's absolutely right.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11They're all kissed for luck -
0:10:11 > 0:10:13a hooked fish you kiss for luck,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15the dice when you're playing craps,
0:10:15 > 0:10:17but I've noticed those dice are on seven,
0:10:17 > 0:10:19which is something you don't want to see in craps.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Well done, that takes us to the end of Round One and looking at the scores
0:10:23 > 0:10:26the Fantasy Footballers have got five points,
0:10:26 > 0:10:28the Antiquarians are in the lead with six.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Round Two is about sequences, this time I'm going to ask the teams
0:10:33 > 0:10:36what is fourth in a sequence,
0:10:36 > 0:10:40they may see one, two, or three clues before giving me an answer.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Antiquarians, you'll be going first again, please pick a hieroglyph.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46We'll have Eye of Horus, please.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49OK, I want to know what is fourth in this sequence,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52you're going to see the first one now.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Chuck? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Um... next.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05It's parts of... It's cuts of beef.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Cuts of beef. Oh, yeah, yeah.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Shall we take the next one and see where it goes? Do we know...?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Get another one, just to check. - Next.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Yeah, so it's cuts of beef. - Oxtail? Topside?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Chuck is under then ribs, then loin.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Where's loin? - Backwards, I'd have thought.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Ten seconds.- I don't know which direction it's going.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Ribs are there, loin's there. Rump?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- BELL - Rump.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31The answer is rump, why is that?
0:11:31 > 0:11:35They are cuts of beef, working down the body, we think.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Or across the body.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41Going backwards along a cow's back, that is absolutely right.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Footballers, your turn to pick a squiggle.- Two reeds, please.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48OK, first in the sequence coming up. What's fourth? Time starts now.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Next one, please.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56They're vehicles.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yeah, but what's the sequence?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03I think it might be an elephant and a howdah,
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I think it's to do with round the world with Charley Boorman.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Next one, please.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14That's the thing you stand on, so it's got to be a unicycle.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Tuk-tuk's got three, Segway's got two.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Unicycle.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Unicycle is the right answer.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21For what reason?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24The amount of wheels in descending order.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27They are vehicles with four, three, two, and one wheel.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29What did I hear about an elephant?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30I thought...
0:12:30 > 0:12:34The opening sequence to that around the world thing
0:12:34 > 0:12:38with Charley Boorman, he was riding on different vehicles
0:12:38 > 0:12:41and there's a bit with him on a howdah on an elephant.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43OK. I mean, can I just say,
0:12:43 > 0:12:45having reduced the noble cow
0:12:45 > 0:12:48to four cuts of beef, an elephant is not a vehicle.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50It is if you're riding on the back of it.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52That doesn't make it a vehicle.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53A cow is not just beef,
0:12:53 > 0:12:55an elephant is not a vehicle.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58we need more respect for the animal kingdom on this show.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00But Surrey, tuk-tuk, Segway, and unicycle are vehicles,
0:13:00 > 0:13:02so that's right.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Back to the Antiquarians
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- for a question. - Respectfully, a lion, please.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I like your respect for the noble lion.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14OK. First clue in the sequence is coming up now.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18It's a French word, isn't it?
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Laertes?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- It's a bird.- Yeah.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Next.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Passions.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27They're not things in Christ's life, are they?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Stages in his life, Easter...
0:13:29 > 0:13:32But then that would go... I'd go for the next one to check.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Next.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Palm Sunday.- Palm, yeah.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37- Easter.- Passion Sunday, Palm Sunday.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40I would go for Easter, yeah.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41- BELL - Easter.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43That's right.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Sundays in the Christian calendar. Easter would be next.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Laetare or Rose Sunday followed by Passion, Palm, and Easter Sunday.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Well done. Footballers, what do you want?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53We'll go for a twisted flax, please.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55OK, these will be picture clues.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57What would you expect to see
0:13:57 > 0:14:01in the fourth picture? Time starts now.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Strawberries.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Hang on. It's the regal... it's the signs
0:14:06 > 0:14:10- for different orders of the baronetcy.- Right.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Four strawberries, but I can't remember...
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Next one, please.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Three plums.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Are these not on a fruit machine? Strawberries, plums...
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- You have a single bar.- The sequence.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Next one, please.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Two pears.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26It's going to be bar, isn't it?
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Three plums, two pears... Why?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Cos it's on a fruit machine. - But it's a sequence.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Ten seconds. BELL
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Bar.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36I love your thinking but it's wrong.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Ah.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Antiquarians, a chance of a bonus.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- An apple?- Yeah. An apple.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Yes, it is an apple, do you know why?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48We think it might be a fruit machine thing but we have no idea.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49How dissolute you all are!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Nothing to do with fruit machines -
0:14:51 > 0:14:53it's children's literature.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56They are things the Very Hungry Caterpillar ate.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Four strawberries, three plums, two pears and one apple.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Doesn't it look delicious?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Reminds me of what I ate only today.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Except it wasn't fruit, it was gin.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Bonus point for you, Antiquarians.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09You may now pick a question.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Water, please.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Water, OK. First in a sequence coming up, what's fourth?
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Time starts now.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20There's Carson Daly, there's John Carson.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Matt Carson as well.- Yeah.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- The next one.- Next.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Leno.- Leno.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Presenters of Tonight?
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Letterman, er, all the biggest...
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Shall we take the next one? - It's good, yes.- Next.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Shall we have Letterman? Who took over from O'Brien?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40O'Brien got sacked recently
0:15:40 > 0:15:43and someone took over from him. But it wasn't...
0:15:43 > 0:15:45People presenting it.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- Ten seconds.- It could be the size of the show they're on.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- I can't remember who took over. - BELL
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Letterman.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54That's not the answer I'm after.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56So, Footballers, what do you think it is?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58We'll go for Leno again.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00You're absolutely right. You were in the right area,
0:16:00 > 0:16:02they were successive hosts
0:16:02 > 0:16:04of the Tonight Show - Johnny Carson, Jay Leno,
0:16:04 > 0:16:06but after Conan O'Brien,
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Jay Leno again. So very well done for the bonus point
0:16:09 > 0:16:12and one question remains for you, which is the Horned Viper,
0:16:12 > 0:16:15first in the sequence coming up now.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17120 could be anything.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Next one, please.
0:16:21 > 0:16:27Six 20s, ten 12s, two 12s... I'd do the rest, I think.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Next one, please.
0:16:31 > 0:16:336.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Perfect numbers.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Yeah, so what are they?
0:16:36 > 0:16:381, I think.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- BELL - 1.
0:16:40 > 0:16:411 is not the correct answer,
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Another bonus chance for you.
0:16:44 > 0:16:452.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47It is 2. Why is it 2?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50It's 5 factorial, 4 factorial, 3 factorial.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52so the last one's 2 factorial, which is 2x1.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54That's absolutely right.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56factorial numbers, 5x4x3x2x1...
0:16:56 > 0:16:58and so on. Do you kick yourselves
0:16:58 > 0:17:00when you hear the answer there?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- No, wouldn't have had a clue. - Not your world.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04That's what it means if you see
0:17:04 > 0:17:05a five with an exclamation mark.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08It means five factorial, not "FIVE!"
0:17:08 > 0:17:11And they are 5, 4, 3 and 2 factorial,
0:17:11 > 0:17:14The last one would be 2. So very well done for the bonus.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Looking at the scores, then, at the end of Round Two.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Fantasy Footballers have got 8 points.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22The Antiquarians are in the lead with 12.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Time for the Connecting Wall.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28There are still groups of connected clues
0:17:28 > 0:17:30but this time, they're jumbled together.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32The teams have to find the groups
0:17:32 > 0:17:34and get extra points for the connections.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Fantasy Footballers, it will be your turn to go first
0:17:37 > 0:17:40and you've got a choice between the Lion Wall and the Water Wall.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Lion, please, Victoria. - OK, you need to sort these clues
0:17:43 > 0:17:48into four connected groups of four and your time starts...
0:17:48 > 0:17:50now.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52An adze is a tool to stripping wood
0:17:52 > 0:17:57and I can't think of what else it could be. A tomahawk is like an axe.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01South Korea, South Dakota, South America, South Atlantic?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Do you want to try those? - Yes, let's try them.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- BUZZ - There's also South Shields.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Tonight, Maria, and America are in West Side Story.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- That's true, have we got another one?- Erm...
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Cool.- Cool, yes. Do you want to try that?- Yeah.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Very good. OK.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Let's try this South, then.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23South Dakota, South Shields, South Korea, South Atlantic.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- All right, OK.- What's McTwist?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28A chopper... an adze, and a tomahawk.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Careful, now, cos it's three strikes and you're out.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- A Fakie Ollie's a skateboard move, isn't it?- A skateboard move.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36So skateboard.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- There's a McTwist one as well. - Yeah, I reckon it must be.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Do you want to try those? A Shifty is, I think.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43So what would the others be?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45A Tomahawk, I'd say.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Well, Wildcat doesn't fit in.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51I reckon one of those two if they're axes, do you want to try one?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54What would the other one be left?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Well, one of those two might be some sort of...
0:18:57 > 0:19:00So we'd have axes and we've have skateboard moves?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Yes, shall we try? - Which one are we going for?
0:19:02 > 0:19:07I fancy a tom... No that's not a Wildcat, is it?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10You've solved the Wall. Well done.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12That is four points for the groups you found.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16There are bonus points for the connections. If you get them all, there's two more.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20So let's start with the first group, America, Tonight, Cool, Maria.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23They're all songs from West Side Story.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26They are from the Bernstein and Sondheim musical West Side Story,
0:19:26 > 0:19:27they're songs from that.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Next group, Korea, Shields, Atlantic, Dakota.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32South something -
0:19:32 > 0:19:36South Korea, South Shields, South Atlantic, South Dakota.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Not quite as happy as I could be. - Oh, North.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41They can be preceded by South or North.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44They are divided into North OR South. North and South Korea,
0:19:44 > 0:19:47North and South Shields, North and South Atlantic.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49And Dakota. It's North and South.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54Next group, McTwist, Shifty, Wildcat, Fakie Ollie.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57We think they're skateboard moves or skateboard stunts.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Or BMX.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Would you prefer BMX?
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Do you know, you're in the right universe but I'm afraid it's neither.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- You're awfully close, what they are is snowboarding tricks.- Oh!
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Having been generous on the North and South, I won't give you that one,
0:20:15 > 0:20:19but the last group - adze, chopper, tomahawk, ono, or o-no.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23- They're all axe-like. - Yes, they're all axe-like tools.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Tools for dealing with wood.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Yeah, they're axes, they're just sorts of axe.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Adze, the first one, with or without E -
0:20:28 > 0:20:31all Scrabble players are familiar with that. Very useful.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Chopper, people think of as just a slang term for an axe,
0:20:34 > 0:20:37actually, it's not, you can chop a rock and it leaves behind
0:20:37 > 0:20:40a sort of cutting tool, that's a chopper.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Tomahawk, everyone knows.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44The last one is a sort of giant Japanese battleaxe.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I must ring my mother.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Yes, very well done. That's four points for the groups
0:20:49 > 0:20:53and another three points for the connections, so that's a total of seven. Very well done.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Time to bring back the Antiquarians and see what they can do with their Connecting Wall.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02Pausing only to stress my mother is not a massive Japanese battleaxe.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I don't know why I said that, I'm simply nervous.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Not one of those three descriptors applies to my mother,
0:21:07 > 0:21:10who is, in fact, a delicate Hungarian anaesthetist.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14That won't mean anything to you, Antiquarians, but the Water Wall
0:21:14 > 0:21:17is what you've got - 16 clues to be sorted
0:21:17 > 0:21:19into four connected groups of four.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Your time starts...now.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26Lathe and Finishing from Coventry, maybe? Alison Steadman?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Steadman is a number, I think, as well.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- James Corden?- They're all in Gavin and Stacey - Larry Lamb.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35So Horne, Corden, Lamb, Stacey?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- That's a group.- So oilseed rape?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Deaf ear?- Grammar, Kelsey Grammer.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43No. Lathe and Finishing are...
0:21:43 > 0:21:44It's woodworking.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Actually, a rape... I think it might be a woodworking tool.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Corner as well?- Try those, yeah.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Nope. Anything else it could be? - BUZZ
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Hundred is represented by C. - Riding, the Ridings of Yorkshire.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Riding is a division of a county, a Hundred is a division of a county.
0:21:59 > 0:22:04A Sunday, a Page, a Rape... Erm...
0:22:04 > 0:22:05BUZZ
0:22:05 > 0:22:09What else could those be? Anything, ape, age...
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- The.- Dance music.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Dance music, corner, corner in boxing.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17You have a Sunday Dance.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Grammar school, Finishing school, Riding school.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Oh, yes, Sunday School. - Or Dance School?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Yeah.- Any others?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25BUZZ
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Try those ones.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Don't panic. You've got about half the time left and you got two groups.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Lathe and a Rape, I think, are both woodworking.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Age, Ding. Hundred can be represented by C.
0:22:40 > 0:22:46Profit. Small profit, quick return, also means prophet with a ph.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- There's Rape of the Lock.- Fear.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Dread.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54You've got a minute left.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Corner.- Page, you turn a Page.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- You turn a Corner.- You turn a Lathe.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01You turn a Profit, and you turn a Lathe.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Now, if it was those, what would these be?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Hundred, what's Deaf Ear?
0:23:06 > 0:23:10- Oilseed.- Oh, grape, no.- Erm...
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- I don't think it's for letters. - Rape of the Lock, South Riding.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Turn a Deaf Ear, turn a blind ear...
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Turn a Deaf Ear, I've heard of.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I think we need to check to see if we are right.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Go on.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26There you go, you've solved the Wall. Very well done.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Four points for the groups you found
0:23:28 > 0:23:30and now there's bonus points for the connections.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33So the first one - Corden, Horne, Lamb, Steadman.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- They're all actors in Gavin and Stacey.- That's right -
0:23:36 > 0:23:38James Corden, Matthew Horne, Larry Lamb,
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Alison Steadman from Gavin and Stacey.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Next, Finishing, Dance, Grammar, Sunday.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45They're types of school.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Types of school, that's it, not Kelsey Grammer,
0:23:47 > 0:23:49he spells it with an E.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Next group - Page, Corner, Profit, Deaf Ear.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53They're things you can turn.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Things that can be turned, that's right.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58and the last one - Lathe, Riding, Hundred, Rape.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Are we going to go for parts of a county? Or...?
0:24:02 > 0:24:03I think that's worth a punt.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06OK, we'll try parts of a county, areas.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08They are subdivisions of a county. That's right.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Lathe is a division of Kent, Riding, Yorkshire,
0:24:10 > 0:24:13You mentioned Rape, those are divisions in Sussex,
0:24:13 > 0:24:16and Hundred as in the Chiltern Hundreds,
0:24:16 > 0:24:19which I think people know because MPs take offices of profit there
0:24:19 > 0:24:21as a sort of indirect way of resigning.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24That is right. So you got four points for the groups you found,
0:24:24 > 0:24:26four points for the connections.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29You get a bonus two points for getting it all correct.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Let's see what that does to the scores at the end of Round Three.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36The Fantasy Footballers have got 15 points
0:24:36 > 0:24:39but the Antiquarians are ahead with 22 points.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44If you're gnashing your teeth in frustration as you want Connecting Walls everywhere,
0:24:44 > 0:24:47not just the television, you'll find them on the Internet.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Not enough on the Internet? Why not make your own your own?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53That's also an option. The web address is on the screen now.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56What do you think of making your own Connecting Walls?
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Would you fancy it?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00You have a high score - think you can make your own?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02It's the first thing we'll do when we get home.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06I do it all the time, I'm always trying to make the Connecting Walls.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09I don't like holidays, I go home and sit making Connecting Walls in my head...
0:25:09 > 0:25:11drinking hard.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15Round four, well-known names, phrases, and sayings.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Vowels are out of them, what are they, teams?
0:25:17 > 0:25:21You'll lose a point if you make any mistakes so be very careful.
0:25:21 > 0:25:26The first group of clues are all cities purpose-built as capitals.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- BELL Footballers.- New Delhi.- Correct.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35BELL
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Footballers.- Islamabad. - In Pakistan, correct.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40BELL
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- Footballers.- Belmopan. - Yes, it is, in Belize.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45BELL
0:25:45 > 0:25:46- Footballers.- Baja.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50- I'm afraid that's not right. Possible bonus, Antiquarians?- Abuja.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53That is correct, in Nigeria. You lose a point, Footballers,
0:25:53 > 0:25:57but there's a new category, the next ones are all Legumes.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00BELL
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- Antiquarians.- Puy lentil.- Yes, it is.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05BELL
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- Antiquarians.- Mangetout.- Yes.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10BELL
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Footballers?- Adzuki bean.- Yes, it is.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16BELL
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- Antiquarians.- Petit pois.- Correct.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Next category, the tallest bird on its home continent.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25BELL
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- Footballers.- Rhea. - In South America, correct.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31BELL
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- Footballers.- Emperor penguin. - In Antarctica, correct.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36BELL
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- Footballers.- Whooping crane. - In North America, correct.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41BELL
0:26:41 > 0:26:44- Footballers.- Emu. - In Australia, correct.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Next category, Footballers' wives.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49BELL
0:26:49 > 0:26:53- Footballers.- Sheree Murphy. - Yes, the wife of Harry Kewell.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54BELL
0:26:54 > 0:26:58- Footballers.- Alex Curran. - Mrs Steven Gerrard, correct.
0:27:02 > 0:27:08A tricky one this, she's fictional - Tanya Turner from Footballers' Wives.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11BELL
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Antiquarians.- Louise Redknapp.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16That is correct, just as time runs out,
0:27:16 > 0:27:18meaning it's the end of the quiz.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Looking at the scores, then,
0:27:20 > 0:27:23after a fantastic Round Four for the Fantasy Footballers,
0:27:23 > 0:27:24they've moved up to 24 points.
0:27:24 > 0:27:29But pipping them at the post with 27 points, it's the Antiquarians.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31That means, Footballers,
0:27:31 > 0:27:34you're going home despite that valiant performance.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Sorry about that, thank you very much for coming.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40Antiquarians, you're through to the quarter-finals.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Now, I'm thinking...
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Now you're in to the quarter-finals,
0:27:44 > 0:27:47surely this calls for a celebratory chorus
0:27:47 > 0:27:50of the Only Connect Internet song.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52I think we can do that if you'd really like.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Do you happen to have brought a ukulele?
0:27:55 > 0:27:58It so happens that down there is a ukulele.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02Thank goodness for that. Come on, let's hear it.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05# Dolphins - they're so intelligent
0:28:05 > 0:28:08# Dolphins - smarter than men
0:28:08 > 0:28:11# Dolphins - the sea's Carol Vorderman
0:28:11 > 0:28:15# They solve sudoku though they can't use a pen
0:28:15 > 0:28:19# So why aren't there dolphins on Only Connect?
0:28:19 > 0:28:22# I'm sure they would get all the answers correct
0:28:22 > 0:28:26# They might need translating from squeaky sea frequencies
0:28:26 > 0:28:31# But they would know what the last in the sequence is
0:28:31 > 0:28:34# Why aren't there dolphins on Only Connect? #
0:28:38 > 0:28:43Marvellous performance, both in the quiz and the song.
0:28:43 > 0:28:44Dolphins!
0:28:45 > 0:28:46Goodnight.
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