0:00:21 > 0:00:26Hello and welcome to Only Connect, the quiz so difficult it got cancelled.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30What's that? It didn't get cancelled? We've got a new series?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32But that's brilliant!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34That means this isn't a dream!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Welcome back, then, after that terrible time apart.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39And I'm joined by some people who, only a moment ago,
0:00:39 > 0:00:43I assumed were simply products of my troubled imagination.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Turns out they're not.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Or are they? Let's meet the teams.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50On my right, Sean Gleeson, a sales director
0:00:50 > 0:00:54and committed carnivore who once spent a year eating a different animal each week.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Rachel Burns, a primary school teacher
0:00:56 > 0:01:00and amateur photographer with a penchant for football and Zumba.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03And their captain, Dave James, a computer programmer
0:01:03 > 0:01:08and blogger who loves Welsh rugby, Welsh rock bands and Welsh pubs.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11They met through Danny Wallace's organisation Join Me,
0:01:11 > 0:01:14making the world a slightly nicer place since 2002.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17They are the Joiness.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Dave, the Join Me organisation involves doing nice things for other people.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23That's the idea, I believe. What's the nicest thing you've done?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Quite a large Join Me
0:01:25 > 0:01:30organisational thing was we actually funded the building of a school
0:01:30 > 0:01:36in Kenya via the selling of different celebrity tat on EBay, essentially.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38And when you were contacting the celebrities, did you say,
0:01:38 > 0:01:40"We need your old tat"?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43It was essentially Danny who did all the contacting for tat.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Danny Wallace from the Join Me campaign.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I can't help noticing as we skittered past
0:01:48 > 0:01:51that Sean Gleeson once spent a year eating a different animal each week.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- I'm assuming that means eating FROM a different animal each week. - Yeah, not a whole one.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- What animals did you get through there?- We had horse, buffalo,
0:01:59 > 0:02:05locusts, ants, mealworms, anything I could get my hands on, really.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07I'm feeling hungry just hearing you talk about it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Let's see who you're facing tonight.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13On my left, taking on the Joinees,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Andy Tucker, a political analyst and former diplomat who has twice
0:02:16 > 0:02:19been portrayed in the novels of John le Carre.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Steve Dodding, a dental surgeon and part-time philanthropist,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26who enjoys non-fiction reading and playing the ukulele.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30And their captain, Iwan Thomas, a freelance science editor
0:02:30 > 0:02:34and chartered chemist, who likes playing golf and cricket.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37United by their love of bitters and blonde beers,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39they are the Draughtsmen.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Iwan, well, speaking as a bitter blonde myself,
0:02:41 > 0:02:42you're very welcome to the show.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44You've got a chemist and a dentist on your team.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Does that mean you've got everything covered? What are you missing? - We hope so.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Andy covers the areas that Steve and I are probably missing.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56The languages and the world travel.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Now, Andy Tucker has twice been portrayed
0:02:59 > 0:03:01in the novels of John le Carre.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03You have to tell me a bit more about that.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06I have a walk-OUT part in The Russia House.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09I'm one of the two young men from the embassy in grey suits,
0:03:09 > 0:03:13and he denies that one of the characters
0:03:13 > 0:03:18in The Constant Gardener is me, but lots of my friends say it is.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Mysterious, as is only right and proper.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22I'd have to kill you if I told you any more.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Well, speaking of enigmas, let's get on with the quiz.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Round one is the traditional place to start.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I simply want to know, teams,
0:03:30 > 0:03:32what is the connection between four apparently random clues?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35The fewer clues you see, the more points you can get for the right answer.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Draughtsmen, you won the toss, so you'll be going first.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Please choose your Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Horned viper, please. - OK, the horned viper.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Your first clue will come up in a moment.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Shout when you want to see another one.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Time starts now.
0:03:51 > 0:03:59- Andy, you're on.- Language is... Keep your voice down? Silence, please?
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Next, please.
0:04:05 > 0:04:10- You're hopeless?- It's not Esperanto, is it?- It could be Esperanto.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14I don't think it's a natural language, so could be Esperanto.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19- Could be a made up languages. - Yeah.- Will we go for it?- Erm.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20- Next one, please. - Ten seconds.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Erm...
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- So you have a phrase. German, so it's...- Three seconds.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29BELL
0:04:29 > 0:04:31"You're welcome" in various languages.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33I'm afraid that's not the answer.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36So, I'm going to show the fourth clue to the Joinees.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Do you want to have a go, for a bonus point?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Is it what Alan Sugar says in The Apprentice
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- in different languages? - You're in the right area.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47They are all ways of firing people in different languages
0:04:47 > 0:04:48that's used on The Apprentice in different countries.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Not made up languages.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53You're looking at Portuguese, there,
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Spanish, the one you mistook for Esperanto.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Sie haben frei!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58That's the friendly German dismissal.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT: - "You're dismissed"
0:05:00 > 0:05:02would be the South African version.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Are you fans of The Apprentice,
0:05:03 > 0:05:04- over there?- Oh, definitely.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Very well done for the bonus point,
0:05:07 > 0:05:09ways of dismissing contestants in the Apprentice.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Now your own question.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Can we have the lion, please? - You absolutely can.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18They are going to be picture clues, I'm discovering,
0:05:18 > 0:05:19and the first one is coming up now.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Next.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- That's the brothers from...- The Social Network.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Next.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Hugh Laurie.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38OK, so let's see.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Are they the ones that... - Englishmen that play Americans?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- I'm not sure, go next.- Next.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Don't know who he is. - They're not, like, second...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Ten seconds.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56On Facebook, they were like the second ones, weren't they?
0:05:56 > 0:05:57- Erm...- Three seconds.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58BELL
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Are they all Englishmen who have made their mark in America?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Er, tell me how you think these people
0:06:09 > 0:06:12have made their mark in America?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13It's pretty much a stab in the dark.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Hugh Laurie was pretty much the
0:06:15 > 0:06:18main clue. We recognised the twins.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19I'm going to stop you before
0:06:19 > 0:06:21you give too much away.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22I suspect it was a stab in the dark.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23There's a bonus opportunity
0:06:23 > 0:06:24for the Draughtsmen.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26We think they've all taken part
0:06:26 > 0:06:28in the university Boat Race.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29They have taken part in the
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31That is Lord Snowdon.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Did he Cox the Cambridge crew?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35That's right, he was the winning Cox for Cambridge in 1950.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Who's that in the second picture?
0:06:38 > 0:06:39The twins from The Social Network, isn't it?
0:06:39 > 0:06:40I can't remember their name.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42It's the "Winklevi" - the Winklevoss twins.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47Hugh Laurie, of course, the great comic actor, writer, musician,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50also a brilliant oarsman, as well.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- And in the last picture, who's that? - Dan Snow.- Dan Snow, the historian.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56They have all competed in the Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Well done, you've got a bonus point each.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00It's back to you, Draughtsmen, to choose your question.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Twisted flax, please.- Twisted flax.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05First clue coming up now.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09- Anything?- No.- Next, please.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16They start and end with a bell?
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Could be. Will we go for that?
0:07:17 > 0:07:18- Yeah, go for that. - BELL
0:07:18 > 0:07:20They all start with a bell.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22And finish with a bell.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Coming in after just two clues, you get three points,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27they all start and finish with a bell.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Periods of meditation, trading
0:07:29 > 0:07:30at the New York Stock Exchange,
0:07:30 > 0:07:32You came in before you needed to see rounds of a boxing match
0:07:32 > 0:07:34and school lessons.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Starting and finishing with a bell. Very well done.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41You seemed to get it on the stock exchange one. Are you keen traders?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- No.- Don't have any money, no.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Well, I don't think they do, either.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Back to you, Joinees, to pick a question.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Which hieroglyph takes your fancy?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Eye of Horus, please.- Eye of Horus.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52- Many people's favourite.- Absolutely.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Lets see if it's yours.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56First clue coming up now.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Next.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03THEY WHISPER
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Not actually French.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Go for another one?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Yeah. Next, please.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Saxophone.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I don't know, I know the saxophone
0:08:19 > 0:08:20is named after Adolphe Sax.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22French fries are not...
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Next.- You're under ten seconds now.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Tintin. Famous Belgian inventions?
0:08:29 > 0:08:30- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32BELL
0:08:32 > 0:08:35They're all invented by Belgians.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Invented or created by Belgians.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Very well done. What can you tell me about that first clue?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Very, very little. I would say. I'd say it contains some words.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Possibly a painting by Brueghel or someone.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49It's a painting by Magritte.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51It does contain some words.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54It's Magritte, there are some words on it, what do you think they are?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Not a clue. - What about you, Draughtsmen?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58"Ceci n'est pas une pipe."
0:08:58 > 0:09:01"Ceci n'est pas une pipe." It's THAT painting.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03French fries credited to the Belgians.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- The saxophone, who invented that? - Adolphe Sax.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Adolphe Sax, that's a great name, isn't it?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- Adolphe Sax.- And who is the Belgian creator of Tintin?- Herge.- Herge.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Why is he called Herge?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16It's his initials, isn't it?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18R.G. Herge.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19You know the name
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- of the actual person?- No.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23What about you, Draughtsmen?
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Georges Remi.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Georges Remi, and it's the initials inverted, G.R.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Would be his actual initials, turned around, R.G. for the nickname.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Very well done, though, you get the points,
0:09:34 > 0:09:36and Draughtsman it's back to you to choose a question.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Two reeds, please.- Two reeds.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- CHIMES - That little noise means you've got the music question.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42You will be hearing the clues.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Nobody ever looks pleased to find that out.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49OK, the first piece of music is coming in now.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54# The wind in the willow played... #
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Blueberry Hill.- Next, please.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59SINGER BLOWS RASPBERRIES
0:09:59 > 0:10:01It's fruits, blueberry, raspberry.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Are we happy with fruits?- Yeah.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05BELL
0:10:05 > 0:10:07We think the connection is fruits.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Berries.- Berries.- Berries.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Fruits called something berry. What do you think you heard?
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Well, Blueberry Hill, which is the real music.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Then somebody blowing raspberries. - Probably Spike Milligan, was it?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Well, it was The Goons.- Yeah. - The Raspberry Song.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24We would have heard Blackberry Way, by The Move,
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush as well. But just two of them required for you.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31It's songs including berries in the title.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Very well done, so, Joinees,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36there is just one question remaining, water.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38And the first clue is coming up now.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Family planning. Next.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51What the image, the symbol of the family planning clinic?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53I don't know.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Go next.- Go next.- Next.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01England's oldest trademark?
0:11:02 > 0:11:07No, it's not a star. Lion? No.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- It's not a barcode, is it? - Ten seconds.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15- Go next.- Next.- Triangle. Triangle.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17BELL
0:11:17 > 0:11:20We think it's a red triangle.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23That's exactly what it is, they use the symbol of a solid red triangle.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Family planning, that's in developing nations to show that
0:11:26 > 0:11:28the people or the equipment is dealing with family planning.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Nazi badge, political prisoners had the red triangle.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34England's oldest trademark, what's that?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38It wouldn't be a road sign or something like that, would it?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Do you know what it is over there?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Outside our comfort zone, because it's a bottled beer.
0:11:42 > 0:11:47- It's Bass.- It is Bass Breweries. I thought you might know that.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49A friend of mine, the first time he tried to order a drink in a pub,
0:11:49 > 0:11:51underage, looking very smart,
0:11:51 > 0:11:53dressing as you do when you try to look older,
0:11:53 > 0:11:55strode up to the counter and said,
0:11:55 > 0:11:56"Could I have a pint of BASE, please?"
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- LAUGHTER - Very awkward moment for him.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04And he's hostel, their logo green, but on an ordnance survey map,
0:12:04 > 0:12:06a red triangle is what you'd see.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09So, at the end of Round One,
0:12:09 > 0:12:11the Joinees have got three points,
0:12:11 > 0:12:13but the Draughtsmen are ahead with seven.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Going into Round Two, the Sequence Round.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24Four clues, but this time they come in a sequence, and teams, I will not show you the fourth in the sequence,
0:12:24 > 0:12:25because I want to know what that is.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27What comes fourth?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Connections in your own heads, please, and tell me the answer.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Draughtsmen, you'll be going first again. Please choose your hieroglyph.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Horned viper, please. - The horned viper.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40What would be the fourth in this sequence? Time starts now.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Sext. Are these the hours of the church?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Which way are they going, though? - Next.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Vespers?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Vespers or...
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Do you want to get one more?
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- Yeah, let's take one of the other options out.- Next, please.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Vespers. Prime?- Yeah, prime.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08BELL Prime.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12I'm afraid that's not the answer, so possible bonus for you, Joinees.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14What would be fourth in the sequence?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Evensong.- That's not it either.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20What was your thinking, Draughtsman, about the connection?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22The hours of the church.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Well, that is it. They are canonical hours, hours of the liturgy.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27It's players going forwards through the day,
0:13:27 > 0:13:30but after vespers, compline.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Compline would be the end of day prayer.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33So the connection's right, but the answer wrong.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Joinees, your turn, which would you like?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Twisted flax, please.- Twisted flax.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Hope it's not too twisted for your sake.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43First in a sequence coming up now.
0:13:46 > 0:13:51- I think it's a kind of French designation.- Next.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Yeah, it is, so it's going up, so it might be dauphin.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Do you want to go next and see?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01You're going to have marquis... Probably viscount.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Go dauphin.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05BELL Dauphin.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Not the answer, I'm afraid,
0:14:07 > 0:14:10so I'm going to show the third in a sequence to the Draughtsmen.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Can you tell me what's fourth for a bonus point?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- Er, roi, king?- Roi, I should think.- Roi.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Roi is not in either.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I think you're correctly in the area, both teams,
0:14:22 > 0:14:26of ranks in the French nobility, but going upwards after duc, prince
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- FRENCH ACCENT:- "prince," if you're trying to impress the locals.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32And he would be before the roi, I suspect.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34So, no points there. Draughtsman,
0:14:34 > 0:14:35your turn to pick a question.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Water, please.- Water.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41First in a sequence coming up, what's fourth?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Time starts now.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Bases. Could be bases.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48The bases of DNA.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Er, next, please.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- B vitamins?- B vitamins.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01BELL
0:15:01 > 0:15:06- One - thiamine.- That is absolutely correct. And why is that?
0:15:06 > 0:15:10They are the B vitamins coming down the order from B4,
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- B3, B2, B1.- That's right.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Adenine is not considered a vitamin any more but when it was
0:15:15 > 0:15:17it was known as vitamin B4,
0:15:17 > 0:15:21next along B3, B2 and B1 would be thiamine.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Very well done. Back to you then, Joinees. Pick a question.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Eye of Horus.
0:15:27 > 0:15:32Our old friend. What is fourth in the sequence? Here is the first.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Next.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Oh, it's Windows. So it's Vista then Seven.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41It was Vista after XP so it's Seven.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43BELL
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Seven.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- Why's that?- Its Windows operating systems in chronological order.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52That's it, it's consumer versions of Windows going forwards through time
0:15:52 > 0:15:55after Vista is Seven. Very well done.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Both of you coming in after two clues there. We are hotting up.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- Your turn again, Draughtsmen. What's going to be?- Lion, please.
0:16:02 > 0:16:07OK, what is the fourth in the Lion sequence? Time starts now.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Next.
0:16:12 > 0:16:18- Is it History? It's Michael Jackson albums.- Is it History?
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- I can't think of any others. Let's go for that then.- History.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27I'm afraid that's not the answer.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Joinees, I'm going to show you the third in the sequence.
0:16:29 > 0:16:35- It's history. What's fourth? - This Is It?- Year, go with that.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- This Is It? - I'm afraid that's not it either.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- What do you think the connection is? - Michael Jackson albums.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44There are Michael Jackson studio albums. Next, Invincible.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49So no points there but, Joinees, you have a last chance
0:16:49 > 0:16:52to get some points in this round. It's the two reeds.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55I suspect they'll be picture clues because we haven't had those yet.
0:16:55 > 0:17:00What would you expect to see in the fourth picture? Time starts now.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Single bed. Next.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- Copper pot.- Saucepan.
0:17:11 > 0:17:16- It's not anniversaries, is it? - Next.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Triple jump.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20It's Jonathan Edwards, isn't it?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Single, double, triple. Quadruple.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Something to do- with quadruple.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28BELL
0:17:28 > 0:17:30A picture of something that represents quadruple.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33A window with four panes.
0:17:33 > 0:17:39That'll do. We had a nice picture of quadruple time. You're right though.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Something quadruple, for example time would be the last one.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Who is that triple jumper? - Jonathan Edwards.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47It is, of course, the great Jonathan Edwards. Very well done.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51At the end of round to then the Joinees have improved eight points.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56It's much closer. In the lead are the Draughtsmen with 10.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Time now for the Connecting Wall.
0:18:00 > 0:18:0216 clues all jumbled up which must be sorted
0:18:02 > 0:18:04into four connecting groups of four.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06If you want to play along at home,
0:18:06 > 0:18:08you will find the Connecting Walls on our website.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11If you want to play something else, maybe Scrabble or bridge,
0:18:11 > 0:18:12we're not going to help you.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Your turn to go first now, Joinees. And you have a choice.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- Would you like the Lion or the Water wall?- The Lion wall, please.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22OK, you have got two and a half minutes to solve it
0:18:22 > 0:18:24and a maximum of 10 points available.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Your time starts now.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- That's a musical, High Society. - Popcorn is...
0:18:32 > 0:18:37Oh, they're Ben Elton books. Let me go through those.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Go for that one.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40BUZZ
0:18:40 > 0:18:42BUZZ
0:18:42 > 0:18:47- Chart Throb is a Ben Elton. - If I could grin at you.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50BUZZ
0:18:50 > 0:18:56- BUZZ - Interstitial - is that something to do with joints?
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- BUZZ - Coronation chicken.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- BUZZ - Chicken. Maryland chicken... No, that's not going to work.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07BUZZ
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Hang on, popcorn chicken, coronation chicken, Maryland chicken
0:19:11 > 0:19:13and another type of chicken.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- BUZZ - Tatsuta?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18BUZZ
0:19:19 > 0:19:23- Oh yes!- Let's go with the other Ben Elton books.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24BUZZ
0:19:24 > 0:19:31Pop-up keywords for, like, ads. Floating. Banner. Sorry.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Let's get rid of those.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35BUZZ So, we've got banner ad, floating ad, pop-up ad.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- BUZZ - Keyword - no, that's a Google thing, isn't it?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42BUZZ
0:19:42 > 0:19:46You're about halfway through the time.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- Gridlock, Stark, Meltdown, High Society.- Leave out Meltdown.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- BUZZ Yes, and then those two. - Leave out Stark.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56BUZZ
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- Three strikes and you're out now. - Oh!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Oh, its Banner, Stark, Parker, Kent.- Superheroes.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06That's it, you've solved the wall. Very well done.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08An immediate four points for finding the groups
0:20:08 > 0:20:12and bonus points available if you can tell me the connections.
0:20:12 > 0:20:18- What about the first one?- Types of chicken.- They're chicken dishes.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19That first one, a Japanese dish,
0:20:19 > 0:20:22slightly more obscure than the others.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Next one.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29They're all Ben Elton books.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Yes, you kept putting Stark in a group but no.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- It threw us a little bit. - It's a red herring.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37You're going to find it here.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- The altar egos of superheroes. - The true identities of superheroes.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43They are the real surnames of superheroes.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Can you tell me who they are?
0:20:44 > 0:20:48David Banner is the Hulk, Tony Stark is Ironman,
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Peter Parker is Spiderman and Clark Kent is Superman.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55David Banner, I'll give you that, was the name in the TV series.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57He was Bruce Banner in the films and the comics
0:20:57 > 0:21:00but we weren't asking you that, it was just for extra knowledge.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Next group.
0:21:03 > 0:21:08I think it's to do with advertising on the internet. Types of adverts.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10That's exactly what it is - online advertising.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Various types that pop-up or appear between the pages.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15They are all types of online advert.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17That means as well as four points for finding the groups
0:21:17 > 0:21:19you get four for the connections,
0:21:19 > 0:21:21you get a bonus two for getting them all right.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23A maximum of 10 points. Very well done.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Time to bring in their opponents now to see how they can fare.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29They will get a new Connecting Wall with 16 fresh clues
0:21:29 > 0:21:31that must be solved in the exact same way.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Hello, Draughtsmen. You will be getting the Water wall.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37That's what remains to you. Two and a half minutes to solve it.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Starting now.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Books of the Bible.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Pan's People.- Job.
0:21:49 > 0:21:54- Pan's People.- Cherry, Dee Dee, Ruth.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- BUZZ - Flick. OK, you got it.
0:21:57 > 0:22:03We've got it. We've got two to get.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Three strikes and you're out, of course. Just two left.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Ballbearings.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11You can lose your marbles, lose your grip, lose your bearings.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- And lose your cherry. - That's very rude.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18BUZZ Lose your temper.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20We've got plenty of time.
0:22:20 > 0:22:25- Deselect those though.- Atom, grip - what goes with that?- Bomb.
0:22:25 > 0:22:30Stink bomb, cluster bomb, atom bomb and cherry bomb.
0:22:30 > 0:22:36- Are happy with that?- Yeah. - We know what the links are.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38You've solved the wall. Very well done.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Four points immediately for those groups.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Let's see if you can get the connections.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44What about the blue group?
0:22:44 > 0:22:47They're all books of the Old Testament.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49All books of the Old Testament.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51What about the green group?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56All dancers in Pan's People.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Or all dancers on Top Of The Pops. - From Pan's People.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- You were very quick to spot those, I noticed.- Well, yes!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Of a certain age.- Beautiful Babs, as Ronnie Barker used to say.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Did you have a particular favourite? - Beautiful Babs. Definitely.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13We all loved her. Not me, of course, I'm too young. Next group.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- They all proceed bomb. - All types of bomb. And the last one.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22ALL: Things you can lose.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I'll have to explain to my mother why I know you can lose your cherry.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Moving on! They are all things you can lose.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31It is a maximum of 10 points to you. Very well done.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Let's see what that does to the scores going into the final round.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37The Joinees have improved 18
0:23:37 > 0:23:40but the Draughtsmen are still just ahead with 20.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Very close walls.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45If you enjoyed them, you can find more on our website.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47You can even make your own if you are so inclined.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Draughtsmen, you must play on the website, you solved that so fast.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55- Are you practised wall players? - I think we were just lucky.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59We do a lot of it... in the loneliness of our bedrooms.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01And you got the maximum as well, Joinees.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Does getting other clues that improve the team's performance
0:24:04 > 0:24:06count as your good deed for the day
0:24:06 > 0:24:09or do you still have to help someone across the road before you go home?
0:24:09 > 0:24:12It's not Friday so we don't technically have to do a good thing.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Friday you can be nice and then horrible for the rest of the week?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Absolutely. - That's a brilliant system.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20One good thing on a Friday morning.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Monday to Thursday, ringing on the neighbour's doorbell
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- and then running away. - Absolutely.- I might join.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28But not yet because we've got Round Four to play.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31The missing vowels round where we take well-known names,
0:24:31 > 0:24:34phrases or sayings, lift out the vowels, squidge up the consonants.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Teams, I want you to tell me what those disguised sentences are.
0:24:37 > 0:24:42Fingers on buzzers then, I will tell you the connections in advance.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45The first group are cleaning products.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- BELL - Scrum...- Scouring powder.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53I'm afraid the first answer was incorrect so you lose a point.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- Possible bonus, Joinees.- Scouring powder.- Correct. Next clue.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59BELL
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Joinees.- Sugar soap.- Correct.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- BELL - Washing-up liquid.- That's right.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10- BELL - Bleach.- That's right. Next category.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- BELL Thumbelina.- Correct.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- BELL - The Princess And The Pea.- Correct.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- BELL - The Emperor's New Clothes.- Correct.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31- BELL - The ugly duckling.- Next category.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- BELL - Velvet crab.- Correct.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40- BELL - Draughtsmen?
0:25:40 > 0:25:44- I'm afraid you lose a point. Possible bonus, Joinees.- Woodlouse.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46The answer is woodlouse. Next clue.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- BELL - Water flea.- Correct.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54- BELL - Barnacle.- Yes, it is. Next category.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- BELL - Draughtsmen?- Chartreuse.- Correct.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- BELL - Azure.- Yes, it is.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09- BELL - Draughtsmen?- Heliotrope.- Yes, it is.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- BELL - Draughtsmen?- Titian. - Correct. Next category.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- BELL Joinees.- Parting of the herds. - I'm afraid you lose one point.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- Draughtsman?- Parting of the Red Sea. - That's correct. Next clue.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- BELL - Draughtsman.- No, sorry.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Too long, I'm afraid you lose a point. Joinees?
0:26:27 > 0:26:31Too long as well. It's Gideon's fleece. Next clue.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39- BELL - Draughtsman?- Raising of the Tabitha. - Yes, it is.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Next clue.
0:26:41 > 0:26:47Joinees, no, I'm afraid the buzzer has gone off.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49It was feeding the 5,000.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Looking at the final scores then,
0:26:54 > 0:26:59the Joinees have got 26 points, the Draughtsmen have got 26 points.
0:26:59 > 0:27:05It's a tiebreaker. The tiebreaker is going to be captains only.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08There will be one clue.
0:27:08 > 0:27:13Whoever gets it first will lead their team to the quarter-finals.
0:27:13 > 0:27:19Fingers on buzzers then, captains. Silence from the rest of you.
0:27:19 > 0:27:24There will be no connection given. Simply, the tiebreaker clue.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Here it is.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- BELL - Draughtsman.- The hand is quicker than the eye.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45That is correct.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53What an incredible Round Four.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Brilliant quizzing from you, Joinees,
0:27:56 > 0:27:58you were absolutely fantastic.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59You so nearly had it.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03But with the tie-breaking 27 points, the Draughtsmen are the winners.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06You will be coming back for the quarter-finals.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Sadly, Joinees, we have to say goodbye to you.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14Thank you very much for watching. Do join us again next time.
0:28:14 > 0:28:18Meanwhile, I am off to see if the other half of my dream came true -
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Michael Portillo in my dressing room
0:28:20 > 0:28:23sitting naked in a case of merlot,
0:28:23 > 0:28:25challenging me to wrestle him off.
0:28:25 > 0:28:26Goodbye.
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