0:00:21 > 0:00:24Welcome to the semi-finals of Only Connect,
0:00:24 > 0:00:26the show that asks more awkward questions than
0:00:26 > 0:00:28an eight-year-old browsing the internet.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Two great teams have made their way here tonight but which side
0:00:31 > 0:00:34is the Tim Henman that will crash out in the semi-finals?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37And which the Andy Murray that will power through
0:00:37 > 0:00:39and crash out in the final?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Let's see who's in contention.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44On my right, Barry Humphrey, a psychology graduate
0:00:44 > 0:00:47and IT consultant who plays the trumpet and the piano
0:00:47 > 0:00:51and used to be in a school band with Lisa Stansfield.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Michael McPartland, a civil servant with an interest in Greek mythology,
0:00:54 > 0:00:58who enjoys watching the Tour de France and professional wrestling.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00And their captain, Jamie Turner,
0:01:00 > 0:01:03a media science graduate who works for Wakefield city council
0:01:03 > 0:01:06and once sat on Roy Walker's knee in a crowded taxi.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Though they support opposing sides,
0:01:08 > 0:01:10they are united in their love of the game.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12They are the Footballers.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Jamie, you've beaten the Second Violinists and the Cinephiles
0:01:15 > 0:01:16so far.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18What's your strategy for the semi-final?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Just have to try and answer as many questions as we can
0:01:21 > 0:01:23and hope for the best.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Are there any questions you hope won't come up? Any areas you fear?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Personally, literature questions
0:01:29 > 0:01:32but hopefully my team-mates will have that covered.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Well, let's hope there will be no books in tonight's show.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37That's almost impossible but you never know.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41You are facing on my left, Andy Tucker, a political analyst
0:01:41 > 0:01:44and former diplomat who's a member of the Royal Commonwealth Society,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47the Chartered Institute of Linguists, Winchester Russian Circle
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and the Brittany Integration Association.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Steve Dodding, a keen skier and cyclist who works as a dental
0:01:53 > 0:01:57surgeon and once played table tennis with Sir Patrick Moore.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00And their captain, Iwan Thomas, a freelance science editor
0:02:00 > 0:02:03and chartered chemist with a passion for rugby and cricket,
0:02:03 > 0:02:05who once won a beautiful baby contest.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07They're never too far away from a pint of bitter.
0:02:07 > 0:02:12They are the Draughtsmen. Iwan, you beat the Joinees and the Numerists.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15You had a nail-biting tie-breaker in your first heat.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Do you have any techniques ready for the semi-final?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21No, just as they said, we'll answer as many questions as we can
0:02:21 > 0:02:22and hope to do well.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Nobody will do well unless we start playing the quiz.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28On with Round One, I simply want to know what is
0:02:28 > 0:02:31the connection between four apparently random clues
0:02:31 > 0:02:33and, of course, this being the semi-final, it's going to be
0:02:33 > 0:02:36even harder than you've experienced so far, I'm delighted to say.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Footballers, you won the toss. You're going to be going first.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Which hieroglyph would you like? - Twisted Flax, please.- OK.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45It's the music question immediately.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49The crossed fingers have not paid off. What is the connection?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Here is the first clue.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53# Father wears his Sunday best. #
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Madness, Our House. Next.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57# I want to tell you a story from way back
0:02:57 > 0:03:00# Truck on down and dig me, Jack. #
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Do you know it?- No.- Next, please.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04# We've come a long way
0:03:04 > 0:03:07# But we're not too sure where we've been. #
0:03:07 > 0:03:11It's Take That. Never Forget Where You're Coming From.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Never Forget.- The next one?- We're going to have to, yeah.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Next, please.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18# Buddy, you're a young man, hard man shouting in the street
0:03:18 > 0:03:20# Going to take on the world some day. #
0:03:20 > 0:03:23It's We Will Rock You, Queen.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- What was the first one again? - Our House.
0:03:25 > 0:03:31- Five seconds.- Are they all bands who have had musicals?
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- Their songs are in musicals.- Jukebox musicals.- Jukebox musicals, yeah.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Jukebox musicals is exactly the term. I'll give it to you.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41The songs we heard were actually the title tracks from jukebox
0:03:41 > 0:03:45musicals, musicals which the plots been written to fit the songs.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48That's what a jukebox musical is. What did we hear?
0:03:48 > 0:03:53- Our House by Madness.- Our House by Madness.- We Will Rock You, Queen.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Yeah.- Take That. I'm not going to admit to knowing the title.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Never Forget was their musical. - And then one we didn't know.
0:03:58 > 0:04:03- Five Guys Named Moe.- Ah, right. - Yes, jukebox musicals.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Musicals created by inventing a plot to fit around songs. Well done.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- OK, Draughtsmen, your turn. - Eye of Horus, please.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Ah, picture question.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14We're getting those novelty ones out of the way early.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19What's the connection between these? Here's the first.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21No idea who he is.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Next, please.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- That's Patty Hearst. - People being kidnapped?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Simbionese Liberation Army.- Next.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Richard Nixon.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Patty was his daughter, wasn't it? Yes.- Shall we go with Patty?
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Yeah, go on.- Patty.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Not the answer, I'm afraid, so I'm going to show the last clue
0:04:46 > 0:04:48to the Footballers for a possible bonus.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Yes, it is, isn't it? They do it every Thanksgiving.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- They've all had Presidential pardons. - That's right.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56They've been pardoned by Presidents.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I think you were muttering there,
0:04:58 > 0:05:00a turkey is pardoned every Thanksgiving.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04This one, Pumpkin the turkey, pardoned by George Bush.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Richard Nixon there, pardoned by Gerald Ford.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Do you know the other two? - Patty Hearst is one of them.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12That's why you said Patty. What's the story of Patty Hearst?
0:05:12 > 0:05:16She was an heiress who got kidnapped and got made into a terrorist,
0:05:16 > 0:05:17I think.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21She took part in a bank robbery and was later pardoned.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24They said she was suffering a sort of Stockholm Syndrome, having
0:05:24 > 0:05:27fallen in with the group and hadn't really meant to commit a crime.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- First person, do you recognise him?- No.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33That's Brigham Young from the Mormon Church.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36He was pardoned for his role in the Utah War.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38All received Presidential pardons.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Well done for the bonus point and your turn to pick a question.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46- Water, please.- Water. What's the connection here? Time starts now.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Poorhouse Fair?- No idea.- Next.
0:05:52 > 0:05:58Ooh, it's a David Lodge novel, I think, but...
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Next then, please.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05How is that for you?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07No, next, next.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Ah.- Sequels or...
0:06:12 > 0:06:13No.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Were they all banned? - Ten seconds.- Could be.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22Do they all take place in a single day?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Three seconds.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I'm going to let Barry answer.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29We think they all happen over the course of a single day.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32They are novels in which the action takes place over a single day.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Very well done.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Ulysses should be the giveaway clue
0:06:36 > 0:06:39and you recognise the David Lodge novel, the second clue.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Don't know the other two?- No idea.- A Single Man is Christopher Isherwood.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46That's the one that got made into a rather brilliant film with
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Colin Firth in it.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- The Poorhouse Fair, do you know who wrote that?- ALL: No.- John Updike.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Ah.- All novels in which the action takes place in a day. Well done.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- Over to you, Draughtsman, to choose a hieroglyph.- Lion, please.- Lion.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02What is the connection here? Time starts now.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09That's the tail, so it's in two parts.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Yeah, it's parallel to the body, rather than... Yeah.- Next.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Nose of a dog. Also divided into two.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22No, another one.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Try one more, please. Next.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Are they individual to all?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Like a fingerprint sort of thing, isn't it? Oh, yes.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Yeah, highly individual.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38I think they are individual markers that are to a particular
0:07:38 > 0:07:40individual of a species.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Absolutely right. I think you muttered about fingerprints there.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45That would have been the last clue. The fingerprints of a human.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50They are used to tell specimens apart because, for those creatures,
0:07:50 > 0:07:54they would have individual flukes, noses, stripes and fingertips.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Well done.
0:07:56 > 0:08:01- Back to you, Footballers.- Two Reeds, please.- OK, what's the connection?
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Here's the first clue.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Hang on, hang on.- 75.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Is it the last book that was written?
0:08:10 > 0:08:14We'll have to go next. Next, please.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Oh, clearly not.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Tour de France man?- Er...
0:08:24 > 0:08:27No, we're going to have to go next, aren't we? Next.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32What?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Ten seconds.- Next.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- It's declared dead.- Yeah, yeah.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I think they were declared dead on that day.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46They were formally declared dead. They had obituaries published.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Hercule Poirot, that was published in the New York Times.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52The Tour de France, that was after a drugs scandal.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Captain Birdseye, that was a way of killing off the character.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58And English cricket was declared dead by an obituary in 1882.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00What did they say would happen to the body?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I should know that one, but I don't know.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oh, come on, what did they say would happen to the body?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07They said it would be cremated and taken to Australia.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10It would be cremated and the ASHES would be taken to Australia.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13And they've been back and forth from Australia ever since.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15No, they haven't. They've never left this country.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Have they never left this country? - Not the real ones, no.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- The Australians are very annoyed about that.- Goodness me.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23We could talk about this longer if I had the slightest interest
0:09:23 > 0:09:26in cricket. Goodness me, never left this country,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28but I'm sure there's something to do with the Ashes and they're
0:09:28 > 0:09:32supposed to win things, and somebody gets them and let's move on.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Horned Viper is the only remaining question,
0:09:34 > 0:09:36so that will be for you, Draughtsmen.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Let's see if you can get the points on this. Time starts now.
0:09:42 > 0:09:47Paper? Are they double?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Check. Next, please.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Is that Bora Bora?- It might well be. Go for that.- Shall we go for that?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- We need the points. - We think they're double words.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06- Prego Prego and Bora Bora.- You need the points, you've got the points.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08That's right. You did not need to see Dame Edna's birthplace,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Wogga Wogga, I think that's how you pronounce it. That's the birthplace.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- And the Black Forest spa town? - Baden Baden.- Yes, it is.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19I've gambled there, happily, if losingly, many times.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23This means the scores at the end of Round One see the Footballers
0:10:23 > 0:10:26with four points but the Draughtsmen just ahead with five.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Hotly contested. On we go to Round Two, the Sequences Round.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Teams, I simply want to know what's fourth in a sequence.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37And I say simply. It's actually more complicated
0:10:37 > 0:10:40because you have to work out the connection in order to tell me.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Footballers, you'll be going first again. Which hieroglyph is it to be?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Twisted Flax, please. - Twisted Flax again.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51What would the fourth clue be in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Um.. We need something more. Next.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09- No?- Nothing?- No.- Next again.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Ah.
0:11:12 > 0:11:17- Are they newspaper headlines to do...- What else could it be?
0:11:17 > 0:11:21I have no idea.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Ten seconds. - So, which way? Back together.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Three seconds.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Ashley and Cheryl split up.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Very reasonable guess but not the answer,
0:11:37 > 0:11:40so there's a bonus chance for you, Draughtsmen.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- No, I think we're clueless. - Wait a second.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44I don't think you'll be able to get it.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47They are headlines in the News of the World relating to Cheryl
0:11:47 > 0:11:49and Ashley Cole.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51The middle one is actually about Ryan Giggs and his wife and they're
0:11:51 > 0:11:55moving towards the final headline of the News of the World which was?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Does anybody know? - Thank you and goodbye, yeah.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59You know now cos it's just come up.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02The final headline was thank you and goodbye
0:12:02 > 0:12:07and those were the three which preceded it so no points there.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- Draughtsmen, your turn to choose. - Horned Viper, please.- Horned Viper.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13These are going to be picture clues.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16What would you expect to see in the final picture? Here's the first.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23- Stiles.- Nobby Stiles?- Yeah, carry on.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- Next.- Wilson.- Gordon Banks.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35A picture of a bank.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37A picture of several banks.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40It's just too easy, isn't it, when we get on to sport?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43A picture of some banks, and why is that?
0:12:43 > 0:12:44You've got Stiles,
0:12:44 > 0:12:48who was number four in the England World Cup-winning side in 1966.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Wilson, Ray Wilson. I think that's Leonard Cohen.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Leonard Cohen himself did not play in that World Cup-winning team.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58I think he was injured that day.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00George Cohen, I believe took the number two shirt.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03And the goalkeeper, Gordon Banks, so banks is the last one.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Very well done. Three points again for coming in after two clues.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Back to you then, Footballers,
0:13:08 > 0:13:11gnashing your teeth at a football question that has been missed.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- What would you like?- Water, please.- Water.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16OK, what's the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Next, please.
0:13:25 > 0:13:31- Francis Drake's ship. - Yeah. Are they on coins?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- No, they're not on coins, are they? - We'll have to go.- Next then.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- They are on coins. - Pictures of various bits of...
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- Ten seconds. - They're not on notes, are they?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- I don't think they're notes. They're coins if anything.- Three seconds.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Go on then.- Press!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59The portcullis thing.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04A portcullis is exactly what I wanted to hear. And why is that?
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Some coins going up in denomination. - They're pre-decimal coins.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- All right.- Yes, the wren was on the farthing.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14The Golden Hind on a half penny, Britannia on the penny,
0:14:14 > 0:14:16so the portcullis would have been on?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- The threepenny bit? - The threepenny bit, exactly.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Pre-decimal coins of increasing value.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23That's the image you would have seen on them. Well done.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Back to you, Draughtsmen. - Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30What's the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Next.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43It's not war breaking out, is it? First World War, Second World War?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Not the quarter days, is it?- No.
0:14:48 > 0:14:517th of the 7th. 2nd of the 5th.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Next.
0:14:54 > 0:14:584th March. They're about six months apart.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Ten seconds.- 4, 3, 7, 9.
0:15:04 > 0:15:062, 5.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Three seconds.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- 4, 3.- No time to chat. What's the answer?- 3rd March.
0:15:14 > 0:15:183rd March is not the answer. There's a bonus chance for the Footballers.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- 1st May.- It's not the 1st May.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Now, somebody evil went for a long lunch after
0:15:23 > 0:15:25they thought of this question.
0:15:25 > 0:15:32The second letter of May is A. The seventh letter of September is B.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Fourth letter of March is C. So I wanted to hear 1st December.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41The only month with a D in it and its first letter is D.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Horrible, isn't it, in a brilliant sort of way?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47No points there then. Footballers, back to you for a choice.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51- Eye of Horus, please.- Eye of Horus. What's the fourth in this sequence?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Here's the first.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Next.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- Um.- Names of...
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Yeah, it's got to be names of... - No, keep going.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Yeah, next then.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15They're not old names for Luxembourg or...
0:16:15 > 0:16:21- I think it's going to be something like that.- Oh, hang on.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Ten seconds.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- I'd go for Luxembourg. - Yeah, go for it.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Luxembourg.- No, it's not.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Always good for a go, isn't it, old Luxembourg? That's not it.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39- Draughtsmen, do you know?- We'll try Belgium.- Not Belgium either.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40What's your thinking?
0:16:40 > 0:16:45We think it might be all the names in chronological order.
0:16:45 > 0:16:51- I think these are bits of Caesar's conquests.- Ah!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- I wasn't being listened to. - That's more the sort of thing.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Yes, they're provinces in the Roman Empire.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59We're going down the coast of continental Europe
0:16:59 > 0:17:01and next would be Aquitania.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05- We would have got it anyway.- But you knew it was a bit Roman?- Yes.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08But most things in quizzes are either Luxembourg or a bit
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Roman, aren't they, unless it's a sports question? And even then.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13No points there then
0:17:13 > 0:17:16and the Lion question remains for the Draughtsmen.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19What's the fourth in this sequence. Here's the first.
0:17:23 > 0:17:29It's the robotic laws of Isaac Asimov. We're looking for the third.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37Must protect itself. The first one is... Protect itself.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Shall we carry on?- Yes, next please.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Protect itself.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Is that the third one?
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Ten seconds.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- Third, protect itself. - That's absolutely it.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58You skipped over second, obey humans.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Third, protect self and why is that?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04We think they are Asimov's rules of robotics.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06That's exactly what they are, trying to fool us
0:18:06 > 0:18:09into thinking robots and computers want to do anything other
0:18:09 > 0:18:12than protect themselves, take over the world and enslave us all.
0:18:12 > 0:18:17The laws say that, initially, protect humanity, obey humans
0:18:17 > 0:18:19and then protect itself.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Very well done.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24At the end of Round Two, the Footballers have got six points.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27The Draughtsmen are ahead with 11.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Time now for some fiendish semi-final connecting walls.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Draughtsmen, you have the dubious pleasure of going first.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- You've got a choice. Lion or Water? - We'll take the Lion, please.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40OK, the Lion Wall.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43You've got two and a half minutes to solve it starting now.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Wark is a footballer. Paxman, Snow.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Kirsty Wark is quiz show host.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- Paxman is a quiz show host.- Snow. - Newsnight, isn't it?- Esler.
0:18:55 > 0:19:03- No, it's too obvious, that.- Greylag goose.- Canada.- Snow goose possibly?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Maitlis is a Newsnight presenter as well.- Sorry, we're on geese.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Right, we've got the geese. - We're going to go for Kirsty Wark.
0:19:12 > 0:19:17- Yeah, Maitlis.- Gavin Esler. - Esler.- Paxman? Try it.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18That's too obvious, isn't it?
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Tusa was a newsreader at one time, John Tusa.- OK.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27Pear drop, acid drop, chocolate drop, cough drop.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Three lives now. Press with care. - Isuzu is a car.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Iveco is a truck company.- Two truck companies.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Esler. Maitlis. Wark.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44We don't want Paxman. We tried that.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48John Tusa, Wark, Maitlis and Paxman.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Yeah, but then do we know what the last one is?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54It must be a truck because they wouldn't put it in there.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- Shall we try Iveco, Paxman, Tusa and Isuzu?- Yeah.
0:20:03 > 0:20:09- Cummins worries me cos I don't recognise Cummins.- Maitlis.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- You've got a minute left. - Plenty of time.
0:20:16 > 0:20:21Those two are definite, aren't they? They can't be anything else.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- So what could be a vehicle? - Cummins is a vehicle.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Tusa could be an acronym.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30So it's one of these two.
0:20:30 > 0:20:35- We've tried that one.- Yeah.- Could be Wark, I suppose. Shall we try Wark?
0:20:35 > 0:20:40- We've got to go for it now, haven't we?- Two lives now and 30 seconds.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Try Cummins or Maitlis.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Try Paxman.- Why don't we have just the presenters?
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Do you want to take those out? We haven't got time.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- We haven't got time. OK. Right, you're the boss.- No, that's it.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57You've had your three lives. The wall has frozen.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58So two points for the groups you found.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Can you tell me the connection in the blue group?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Those are all types of geese.- Types of geese. What about the next group?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- Cough, Acid, Chocolate and Pear? - They can all precede 'drop'.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Drops, types of drop. OK, and you can still, of course,
0:21:10 > 0:21:13get points for the connections in the groups you didn't find
0:21:13 > 0:21:14so let's resolve the wall.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- Tell me about the pink group. - Oh, we almost did it.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Presenters of Newsnight.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23They are past and present presenters of Newsnight.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Kirsty Wark, Gavin Esler, John Tusa, Emily Maitlis.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- And the last one, the other blue group?- They are truck companies.
0:21:30 > 0:21:36- Motor manufacturers.- There's a word I'd love to hear.- Lorries?
0:21:36 > 0:21:41- Isuzu were...- I'll give it to you. It's much of a muchness.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42They're engine brands.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Diesel engine brands, but truck companies, I suppose,
0:21:45 > 0:21:46is close enough.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49So, two points for the groups you found
0:21:49 > 0:21:52and you did get all four connections. That's a total of six.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Time to bring in their opponents now and give them
0:21:54 > 0:21:57the other fiendish semi-final connecting wall which will,
0:21:57 > 0:22:00of course, have different clues on it.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Footballers, in a chilling echo of my hotel mini bar,
0:22:03 > 0:22:06there's nothing left but Water. That's what you'll be getting.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Two and a half minutes to solve this wall starting now.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14What have we got?
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Day of reckoning, day of rest, day of action.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- Go for it.- Yeah.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29- Atonement was an Ian McKellen film. - So is Amsterdam. OK.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- What else have you got? - I don't know the other two.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39- Solar panel, pools panel. - Oh, lovely. Wall panel.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42And repulse panel? I've never heard of a repulse panel.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44No, there isn't one.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- Calcutta sounds filmy.- Go on.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00No, we're not doing well here, are we?
0:23:04 > 0:23:11- What's Arniston? Possibly an Ian McKellen film.- Um, OK.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Right, solar flare. No. Come on, what else have we got?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20We must have another panel there.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Rocker.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Arniston panel.- What's an Arniston panel?- Let's have a look.
0:23:26 > 0:23:31- About halfway through the time.- No, it doesn't exist.- Instrument panel.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Yeah. Close. Actually, I do like instrument panel.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Let's think what Black Dogs could be.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40- Anything word related?- No.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42It's not to do with depression.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45A black dog is depression but not black dogs.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- I'm liking your panels but... - It's just finding the others.
0:23:53 > 0:23:59Well, let's try hitting some like that.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02No.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03No, no.
0:24:08 > 0:24:14- No, come on. What have we forgot? Try Ian McEwan.- You've got 30 seconds.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16No.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18No.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25- Could Black Dogs be Ian McEwan? - Maybe.- It's a possibility.- No.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Not looking good. Not at all.
0:24:31 > 0:24:36- Ten seconds.- Arniston. No.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Just a few seconds now.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41That's it, I'm afraid.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43You're out of time, but you found a group
0:24:43 > 0:24:47and I'll give you another point if you can tell me the connection.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Day of.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Day of rest, day of reckoning, day of the dead, day of action.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Very good. More points available, so let's resolve the wall.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- See if you can tell me the connection in that green group.- Ah.
0:24:58 > 0:25:03- We're going to go for your novels, no?- No.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06I think you're nowhere near this to be honest with you.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08These are East Indiamen vessels.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11They are ships used by the East India Company.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- I think out of your comfort zone, the ships there.- Yes.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18What about this next one, Solar, Saturday, Black Dogs and Atonement?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20We'll go for Ian McEwan novels for that.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23You said you hoped that fiction and novels wouldn't come up.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26They are indeed novels by Ian McEwan, so you get that point.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Well done.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30And what about this last one, Wall, Pools, Rocker, Instrument?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32- They were panels.- They are panels.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Rocker panel, I think you weren't familiar with. Part of a car.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39But you found one group and you got three more connections
0:25:39 > 0:25:41so that's four points.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Let's see how that leaves the scores.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48The Footballers have got ten points. The Draughtsmen are ahead with 17.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Nevertheless, everything may be decided by Round Four.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59Missing Vowels o'clock. Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02The first group are all fairies.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- Footballers.- Iolanthe.- Correct.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Footballers.- Oberon.- Correct.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Don't know this one? It's Spencer's Gloriana. Next clue.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Footballers. - Sugar Plum Fairy.- Correct.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Next category, subtitles of movie sequels.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40No, this is Bridget Jones' Diary, The Edge Of Reason. Next clue.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48No, it's a tough category.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51This one's Tomb Raider, the Cradle of Life. Next clue.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- Draughtsmen.- On The Rocks. - Correct. From Arthur.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Draughtsmen.- The Sequel. - Yes, it's Airplane.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Next category, foods and their North American name.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- Footballers.- Aubergine and Eggplant. - Correct.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- Footballers. - Courgette and Zucchini.- Correct.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20- Footballers. - Coriander and Cilantro.- Correct.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28- Draughtsmen.- Biscuit and Cake. - I'm afraid you lose a point.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- Do you want to have a go, Footballers?- Biscuit and Cookie.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Yes, it is. Next category, lines from the Lord's Prayer.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37Footballers.
0:27:37 > 0:27:42- But lead us... No.- I'm afraid you lose a point. Draughtsmen. Too long.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44But Deliver Us From Evil. Next clue.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- Draughtsmen.- Thy Will Be Done. - Correct.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54- Footballers.- And Lead Us Not Into Temptation.- Correct.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58- Footballers.- Our Father, Who Art In Heaven.- Correct.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59Next category, newspaper...
0:27:59 > 0:28:02END-OFROUND MUSIC PLAYS
0:28:03 > 0:28:06But we're not going to see the next category
0:28:06 > 0:28:09because that bell is the end of the quiz.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13Oh my goodness, after a great Round Four,
0:28:13 > 0:28:15the Footballers are up to 18 points
0:28:15 > 0:28:21but the Draughtsmen with 19 are the winners and through to the final.
0:28:21 > 0:28:22Very well done, Draughtsmen.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26And Footballers, what a series you've had.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29- You'll be back, of course, for the third place play-offs.- Yes.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33A very glorious position, but just one point away from the final.
0:28:33 > 0:28:37So we'll be seeing all of you again and I hope we'll see you again.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Please join me next time for another episode for the quiz that's
0:28:40 > 0:28:45more diabolical than Moriarty and he was the Napoleon of crime.
0:28:45 > 0:28:46Good bye.
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