0:00:20 > 0:00:25Hello. What do these four things have in common?
0:00:25 > 0:00:29The DVLA in Swansea, the British Saddleback pig,
0:00:29 > 0:00:33the Albion pub in London, Alex Guttenplan.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37That's right. I'm not allowed within 100 yards of any of them.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40And it's solving riddles like that that's brought tonight's
0:00:40 > 0:00:44teams all the way to this glory, the Only Connect third-place play-offs.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49Let's see who's here to fight like primitive man over bronze.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54On my right, Barry Humphrey, an IT consultant and amateur
0:00:54 > 0:00:57dramatics enthusiast who once went to Argentina to film a quiz show,
0:00:57 > 0:01:01but thought his trip to Cardiff for Only Connect was just as much fun.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Michael McPartland, a civil servant and heavy metal fan whose
0:01:04 > 0:01:08proudest moment was scoring 180 in a game of darts.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12And their captain, Jamie Turner, a traffic technician and supporter
0:01:12 > 0:01:16of Huddersfield FC who once worked as a roadie for the Bachelors.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18All huge football fans, they're the Footballers.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Jamie, you narrowly lost the semifinal to the Draughtsmen.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Looking forward to this game? - Very much so.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Hopefully we can chalk up one last decent performance.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Very important to come third.- Yeah.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Better than first, it shows a certain humility and yet,
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- better than fourth.- We don't want to show off. This is our level.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Your opponents tonight are, on my left, Brian Pendreigh,
0:01:42 > 0:01:48a journalist and novelist who attended Mel Gibson's Oscar party in the year Braveheart won.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Chris Brewis, a member of Amnesty International who plans
0:01:51 > 0:01:55charity events for the CRU and is a committed Joni Mitchell fan.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59And their captain, Dave Taylor, a retired transport manager who has
0:01:59 > 0:02:03a house full of reference books and enjoys tackling cryptic crosswords.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06United by their love of the written word, they are the Wordsmiths.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Dave, you lost your semifinal to the Scribes.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13How do you feel about these footballing opponents?
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Well, they're a lot younger than we are and on our past
0:02:17 > 0:02:22performances on the missing vowels round, I suspect that we're doomed.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26That's the kind of fighting talk I like! Let's get on with the quiz.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31Round One, of course, what's the connection between four apparently random clues?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Footballers, you won the toss, so it's your chance
0:02:33 > 0:02:35to choose a hieroglyph.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- The Horned Viper, please.- OK, the Horned Viper. What's the connection?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Here's the first clue.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Right.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49THEY CONFER
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Next, please.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58It's fictional characters and their worth in billions.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Ah!- Artemis Fowl is very rich.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05So it's fictional characters and how much they're worth.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07OK.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- In millions?- Billions. - In billions, OK.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12BELL
0:03:12 > 0:03:16I think fictional characters and their worth in billions.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18As calculated by Forbes magazine.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21It is the worth in billions of fictional characters.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25You didn't even need to see Scrooge McDuck
0:03:25 > 0:03:27and Rich Uncle Pennybags from Monopoly.
0:03:27 > 0:03:322.6 billion. If you had 44.1 billion, what would you do with it?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34That's a great question. Buy an island.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39Because I can now tell you that the prize for tonight is nothing at all.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44Three points, well done. Over to the Wordsmiths to choose a hieroglyph.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- The Eye of Horus, please.- The Eye of Horus. What's the connection?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Here's the first clue.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56- Combined English Universities. - Cricket teams?
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- Shall we go for the next one? - Go for the next one.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03You can take a chance.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Next, please.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Ah.- Oh.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12THEY CONFER
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Next, please.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Calais.- Calais.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21THEY CONFER
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Next, please.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Five seconds.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Two seconds.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33BELL They're all cricket teams, apart from the last three.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I didn't even know the first one was a cricket team.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38But that's not the connection I'm looking for.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Footballers, you have a bonus chance.- No. it's got us stumped.
0:04:42 > 0:04:48- No.- No.- They are all former UK parliamentary constituencies.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Calais was one, round about the 14th century, for a while.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Kensington Chelsea, that's been split into two.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58All of them former constituencies of the UK.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01No bonus points then. Footballers, your turn.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Twisted Flax, please.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Twisted Flax, the music question. You look so pleased(!)
0:05:07 > 0:05:08We've had it every time!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Your experience is getting better and better.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14What's the connection between the clues you're about to hear?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16The first one coming in now.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24It's a bit slow. No, next.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28What's this?
0:05:28 > 0:05:31THEY CONFER
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Next.- Yeah. Next, please.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40We're going to have to have the last one. Go for the next.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Children Of The Revolution.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Ten seconds.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Revolutions, maybe? - Go for it.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52BELL
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Revolution?- Not the answer. Possible bonus for the Wordsmiths.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- Children.- It is children. The clues were
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Schumann's Kinderszenen, Scenes From Childhood, Children
0:06:03 > 0:06:06from Robert Miles, the Cakewalk from Debussy's Children's Corner...
0:06:06 > 0:06:09And Children Of The Revolution, my men tell me!
0:06:09 > 0:06:13You recognise Children Of The Revolution? Bit late for you!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Well done. Wordsmiths, your question.- Two Reeds, please.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Two Reeds.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23What's the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- It's going to be Heston Blumenthal. - Yeah.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31THEY CONFER
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Let's go for it. - BELL
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Go on, then. Heston Blumenthal. - Too soon!
0:06:37 > 0:06:41I love your bravery, coming in after just one clue, but too soon.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I'm going to show the other clues to the Footballers.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48You've got a chance of a bonus point if you can tell me the connection.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53- Oof!- Created for a bet? I'm just guessing.- I can't give you too long.
0:06:53 > 0:06:59- They were all created for a bet? - Yeah, go on.- Created for a bet.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02They weren't all created for a bet. No.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05They are all prepared at the table.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09That first one is Heston Blumenthal, bacon and egg ice cream
0:07:09 > 0:07:11frozen with liquid nitrogen at the table,
0:07:11 > 0:07:13crepes Suzette, steak tartare,
0:07:13 > 0:07:16you're meant to make it yourself with the ingredients,
0:07:16 > 0:07:19and the original Caesar salad, invented in the '20s by Cardini.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21All prepared tableside. So no bonus points.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Footballers, your turn. - Water, please.- Water.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28These are picture clues. What links them? Here's the first.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34THEY CONFER
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Next.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Cockerel?
0:07:39 > 0:07:43I don't know the first one. Next, please.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45What are them?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Icing, is it?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- I don't know. Next.- Next.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- What?- Venetian blind.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- They...- Ten seconds.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03I think... I think they're all named after places
0:08:03 > 0:08:05that they've got nothing to do with.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Three seconds. - BELL
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- We think...- We... - Go on, say it.- No, you say it.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14We think they're named after places that they did not originate from.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18I'm afraid that's not the answer so, Wordsmiths, you have a bonus chance.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19We thought that as well.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21We need to go quickly.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23They are all named after cities.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Come on.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28In Italy.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Yes! They're all named after Italian cities.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Where you went wrong there,
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Footballers, is that a milliner,
0:08:33 > 0:08:34originally from Milan-a,
0:08:34 > 0:08:36actually is where they came from.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Milan was rather a fancy goods place so the hatter's from there.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41The Leghorn chickens
0:08:41 > 0:08:43came via the port of Livorno
0:08:43 > 0:08:45and, "What are those?",
0:08:45 > 0:08:46you said of the third picture.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48You don't recognise the delicious
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Florentine biscuit? Florence, lovely.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53More partial to a Jaffa cake, then?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I like a Florentine.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Milliner, Leghorn,
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Florentine, Venetian -
0:08:57 > 0:08:59all named after cities in Italy.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Wordsmiths, you get the bonus point
0:09:01 > 0:09:03and the final question, Lion.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06What is the connection between these clues?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Here's the first.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11THEY CONFER INDISTINCTLY
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Uncle Mac, yeah.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Shall we take the next one? - I think we'd better, yeah.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17The next one, please.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Yeah, Mac and Mae, so it's Macs.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation is Mac.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- They are all Macs.- Yeah.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26BELL
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- They're all Macs.- Yes, they are.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31This time your early buzzing scoops you three points.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Who's Derek McCulloch?- Uncle Mac.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Uncle Mac from Children's Hour. - Just my era.- And, yes -
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Federal Home Loan Mortgage
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Corporation, you were saying,
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Mac and Mae, yes,
0:09:40 > 0:09:43it's Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Scotch and ginger wine is what? - Whisky Mac.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Mm, delicious, and the first Apple computer by Jonathan Ive, the iMac.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Well buzzed - Mac is the connection.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54That means at the end of Round One,
0:09:54 > 0:09:56the Footballers have got three points,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58the Wordsmiths are ahead with five.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03On to Round Two, the sequences.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05This time the teams must work out the connection then tell me
0:10:05 > 0:10:07what would be fourth in the sequence.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Footballers, you'll be going first again. What's it to be?
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Lion, please.- Lion, OK. Picture clues immediately.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18What would you expect to see in the fourth picture? Here's the first.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Where?- DVLA.- Where's that? - It's in Swansea.- Where?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26It's not Alex Guttenplan, is it?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Next, please.- What is it?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- DVLA, Swansea.- Oh, right. - AUDIENCE LAUGHTER
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- It's a Tamworth pig, isn't it? - Yeah. Next thing.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39It is, it is! That is annoying.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41It's Alex Guttenplan.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Let's have a look at that beautiful picture.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Why is it Alex Guttenplan?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Because that was your opening gambit.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Yes. I'm not allowed within
0:10:54 > 0:10:55100 yards of any of them.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56The DVLA in Swansea,
0:10:56 > 0:10:57the British Saddleback pig,
0:10:57 > 0:10:58the Albion pub -
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I hope they're watching -
0:11:00 > 0:11:04and lovely Alex Guttenplan is the answer, as he is to so many things.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Well done.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Wordsmiths, your question.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08The Eye Of Horus, please.
0:11:08 > 0:11:14The Eye Of Horus. What's the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16More resistant to scratching...
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Next, please.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Improved in health...
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Next, please.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Having greater velocity...
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Faster.- Better...
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Oh, it's...
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- It's the Olympic thing. - Yeah - Citius, Altius, Fortius.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Bigger. Bigger. BELL
0:11:40 > 0:11:43It's not further, is it?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Being taller than.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Tell me what you mean by that.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Sort of being stronger than. - Stronger.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51If you think that being taller than
0:11:51 > 0:11:53automatically means stronger
0:11:53 > 0:11:55then I will take the answer.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Thank you very much.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- What is the connection? - It's the Olympics.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Do you know, it's not the Olympics?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I'm surprised that you lads wouldn't
0:12:04 > 0:12:09recognise the 2001 Daft Punk song Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12It may have been used subsequently as mottos
0:12:12 > 0:12:14but these are words to describe
0:12:14 > 0:12:16those words in that song title,
0:12:16 > 0:12:18but you've actually calculated
0:12:18 > 0:12:20your way there with a different sort of lateral thinking.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22So harder, better, faster, stronger,
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I was looking for something for stronger.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25We went for
0:12:25 > 0:12:27more physically powerful, taller,
0:12:27 > 0:12:28I suppose, if you meant stronger,
0:12:28 > 0:12:30we'll take, so well done.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31And back to you, Footballers,
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- to pick a question.- Twisted Flax.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Twisted Flax, OK. What is the fourth in this sequence?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Here's the first.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- I... Next.- All right, next.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Eight, four, two, one.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56- Un-ion?- Union? Do we reckon something like that?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Go for it.- Go for it?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Yeah, why not?- Yeah?
0:13:01 > 0:13:02BELL
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Union?
0:13:04 > 0:13:05I'm afraid that's not the answer
0:13:05 > 0:13:07so I must show the third
0:13:07 > 0:13:09in the sequence to the Wordsmiths.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Possible bonus chance.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Uh... Real number. - Oh, goodness, it is real number!
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Where did that come from?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18It came from him.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19You'd call it
0:13:19 > 0:13:20normed division algebra.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21A real number,
0:13:21 > 0:13:23something we recognise, you know,
0:13:23 > 0:13:26-3 or 12 or something like that, complex number, a pair of them
0:13:26 > 0:13:30and as you multiply upwards, a quaternion... Octonion,
0:13:30 > 0:13:31for example, the coordinates
0:13:31 > 0:13:32of an eight-dimensional room.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I won't try and draw that for you.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Very well done.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37But you gave me the right answer
0:13:37 > 0:13:38so well done for the bonus
0:13:38 > 0:13:39and you get the chance
0:13:39 > 0:13:40to choose a question.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- Horned Viper, please.- Horned Viper. What's the fourth in this sequence?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Here's the first.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50It's the Olympics, isn't it?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Better get the next one. Next, please.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Yeah, it's the Olympics.- Yeah, I know, but what's the sequence?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58You're going up 24 years at a time...
0:13:58 > 0:14:00'82, '96?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Next, please.- We'll do the next.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Yeah, there's no logic to it.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- They all end in...- 2012 London?
0:14:12 > 0:14:152012 London is the obvious guess.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Ten seconds.- It'll be...
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Yeah, four between them, yeah. - BELL
0:14:21 > 0:14:232012, London.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Not the answer, I'm afraid,
0:14:24 > 0:14:25so Footballers,
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- you have the bonus chance. - 2004, Athens.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30That is correct. Why is it correct?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- It's the second time they've held the Olympics.- That is it.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Cities that have hosted the Summer Olympics a second time
0:14:36 > 0:14:39and next after Los Angeles would be Athens in 2004.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Well done, Footballers,
0:14:40 > 0:14:42your chance to choose.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48What is the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Next, please.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- Nothing.- Next again, please.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06High = V?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Hang on, is it something about the words?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14It must be.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Um... G...
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Ten seconds.- Um... Oh.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- High velocity...?- Three seconds.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- BELL - Say something, Jamie.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31VICTORIA LAUGHS
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Planet = M.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Ooh, that's...not be answer,
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I'm afraid, so Wordsmiths,
0:15:37 > 0:15:38bonus chance for you.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Well, we are absolutely convinced it's Low = Z.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- That it's what?- Low = Z.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47No, although it is the right letter,
0:15:47 > 0:15:51it is Z. Sky = Z, or, in fact, Zee.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Now, this is horrible.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54You know the song
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58You may or may not as a child
0:15:58 > 0:16:00have heard it - I know I did -
0:16:00 > 0:16:02as The Alphabet Song. Oh, right.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04# A-B-C-D-E-F-G... # Same tune.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Now, if you sing the whole of that to the same tune,
0:16:07 > 0:16:08where you get to "sky"
0:16:08 > 0:16:10in Twinkle Twinkle you get to Z,
0:16:10 > 0:16:11or to the American Zee,
0:16:11 > 0:16:13so that it rhymes.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Sky = Z. Absolutely horrific.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16I'm sure you're sorry you came.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20That leaves one question,
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Wordsmiths.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23It's hidden behind the Water Glyph.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25What's the fourth in this sequence?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Here's the first.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Nobel Peace Prize?- Next, please.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Coolidge, not obvious.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Died in office. No, he didn't.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41He didn't, I don't think. Next.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Next, please.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47No, it's WW, CC, HH.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- So it's the next one.- Ronald Reagan?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Just take time to work out if there's anyone in between.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56I Think it's probably Ronald Reagan.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- Ten seconds.- I think Ronald Reagan.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Yeah, go for Reagan. - BELL
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Ronald Regan. - The answer is Ronald Reagan.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09It is alliterative American presidents.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13WW, CC, HH and the next alliterative president was Ronald Reagan
0:17:13 > 0:17:15so well done, Wordsmiths.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17That means, at the end of Round Two,
0:17:17 > 0:17:21the Footballers have got six points, the Wordsmiths are ahead with ten.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26What's next in the sequence after Round Two?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Why, goodness me, it's Round Three, the Connecting Wall.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Wordsmiths, you are going to be going first this time
0:17:32 > 0:17:34and you've got a choice - Lion or Water.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Water, please.- Water.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40You have got 2½ minutes to solve this wall starting...
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Now.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48- Coriolis effect, Doppler effect, Domino effect...- Greenhouse effect.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Try that, yeah.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54BUZZ
0:17:54 > 0:17:56- It must be Doppler.- Butterfly.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Butterfly effect, yeah.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Chris, do those five.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03There's songs in here as well.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Must be Coriolis.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- BUZZ - No.- Coriolis must be in there.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Butterfly.- Butterfly.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15BUZZ
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Sarah Ferguson, Tim Laurence... Names, Dave?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Sarah Ferguson, Sophie Rhys-Jones must be together.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Tim Laurence is married to Princess Anne.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26BUZZ Do you want to try that one?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Yeah, try that first.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36OK, so you can have one of those. What else have we got?
0:18:36 > 0:18:37- Wherever You Are...?- It's a song.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Forget You must be a song.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Fireflies is a song.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46- What about Tyndall?- Smoke effect?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48We can have smoke effects.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49You can have smoke effects, yeah.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Right.- Doppler and Coriolis...
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Doppler and Coriolis must be in there.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- BUZZ - Try Domino.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- BUZZ - Try butterfly.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- BUZZ - Keep going on that.- Yeah.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Right, Tyndall's a name. What else could it be?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Doppler could be a name. What was Doppler's first name?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Gustav or something.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Right, which...?
0:19:22 > 0:19:23- Domino is also a song. - BUZZ
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Domino is also song.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Wherever You Are, Forget You, Fireflies and Domino.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Three lives now.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- We need to be careful here. - We haven't got that much time.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Tyndall. Tyndall effect? Calico...
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Oh, sorry.- Keep going.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- We'll stop at...- So Calico, Tyndall...- You've got 30 seconds.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- 30 seconds, we need to get going. - Calico?- Try Greenhouse.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49It's going to be an effect.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Calico and Tyndall. What are they likely to...?
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- We've got to go with Beauty. - We've got three lives. Come on.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Ten seconds. - BUZZ
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- BUZZ - One more life.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13No, that's it. The grid has frozen
0:20:13 > 0:20:16but you found two groups. What about the connections?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Lawrence, Rhys-Jones, Ferguson, Middleton.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22They're all married to Royals.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25They're surnames of people who have married into the Royal family.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Fireflies, Domino, Wherever You Are, Forget You.
0:20:29 > 0:20:34- According to my man, they're all songs.- They are all number ones.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- More specific?- Oh, I'll take it.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39I know you're people who don't like music after 1970
0:20:39 > 0:20:42and they're all, in fact, all number ones from 2010 onwards.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44From after 1970.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47That's exactly right. Fireflies by Owl City.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Forget You is Cee Lo Green, Domino is Jessie J
0:20:50 > 0:20:52and surely you know Wherever You Are.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55It's the Military Wives Choir.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59They are number one singles and you can still get connecting points
0:20:59 > 0:21:02for the groups you didn't find so let's resolve the wall.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- Tyndall, Doppler, Coriolis, Greenhouse.- Effects.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- They are all effects. - Those are the effects in science.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11You weren't sure about Tyndall -
0:21:11 > 0:21:13it's a sort of optical effect that affects blue light.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Coriolis effect, do you know that one?
0:21:16 > 0:21:17That's the wind whistling round...
0:21:17 > 0:21:21The force caused by the Earth's rotation. Those are the effects.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25And the last one, Butterfly, Smoke, Beauty, Calico.
0:21:26 > 0:21:31- Spots?- American?- I can't give you long.- They're all spots.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34No, now, you're not gardeners. These are all bushes.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37A Butterfly bush, Smoke bush, a Beauty bush, a Calico bush.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40You can grow them all as bushes. But you found two groups,
0:21:40 > 0:21:43you got three connecting points - that's five.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Time to load up a new Connecting Wall.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Shove it with fresh clues and throw them at the Footballers.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Footballers, remaining in its lair is the Lion wall.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52That's what you'll be getting.
0:21:52 > 0:21:562½ minutes to solve it starting now.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01- Right.- The Silence were a Doctor Who enemy, so were Weeping Angels.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- Right, we've got Maggots, Tadpoles, Caterpillars, Nymph.- Or Grub.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- BUZZ - Grub, Caterpillar...
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- BUZZ - Nope. What else we got?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Alphabetical. Take Caterpillar out.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- BUZZ - No.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21- BUZZ - Ah, hang on - streets.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Queer Street, Civvy Street, Easy Street...
0:22:24 > 0:22:27And... Oh.
0:22:27 > 0:22:32- And... Grub Street.- Next one. That's got rid of Grub, which is good.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Let's try it again. And we've got...
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Nymph, Caterpillar, Maggot, Tadpole. - BUZZ
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- We've done that.- Wriggler as well.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Wriggler, Maggot, Tadpole, Nymph.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48BUZZ Remember your Doctor Who villains.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Yeah. Oh, sorry, yeah - what do you want on that?- The Silence...
0:22:51 > 0:22:54The Silence, Weeping Angels... I don't know the other two.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58- Little Monster and Smiler. - Ood was one.- What about Smiler?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00BUZZ Keep going through those three
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- if you think they're right.- Right.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- BUZZ Go on.- Right, keep...
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Sorry. What are you doing?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- BUZZ - Right. Hang on, let me have a think about some others.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- You're about halfway through the time.- Are we, now? Right.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Think what Little Monster could mean.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Little Monster...
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- Oh, lovely.- Excellent. - Three lives now.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- We've done...- Hang on. I know it. I think I know it.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Well, Caterpillar, Tadpole and Maggot are all...
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Yeah, well, that's what I was thinking.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Yeah, yeah, so will it be Wriggler?
0:23:32 > 0:23:33We tried that. Think we have.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35And the others would be...
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- Do you have any idea on them? - Well, I presume it's...
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Go for it, go for it.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41You've got three so go on.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Well, you might be right then we don't need to do the last one.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- BUZZ - No.- Two lives.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- Any idea what connects any of these?- No.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53Caterpillar track? No? Caterpillar anything else?
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- Is there a wordy one? Anything in the middle of them?- Um...no.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02We're going to have to start doing these then, aren't we?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Maggot, you're going to have to go Nymph.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- BUZZ - Yeah. Oh, one more!- One life.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Careful, careful.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Right.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Young ones?
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- Ten seconds. - We're going to have to do that.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22No, that's not it.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24The wall's frozen, but you found two groups.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27What about the connections? Grub, Civvy, Easy, Queer.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- They're all streets.- You can put a street after all of them.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Macra, The Silence, Ood, Weeping Angels.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- They're all Doctor Who baddies. - They are villains in Doctor Who.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41You didn't know Macra - giant crustaceans, delicious with butter.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43All Doctor Who villains.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Now, you can still get a connecting point
0:24:45 > 0:24:48for the groups you didn't find so let's resolve the wall.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Smiler, Pethead, Little Monster, Maggot.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- Nicknames of...- Of?
0:24:57 > 0:25:02Oh, hang on - they're not in Goldie Lookin Chain, are they?
0:25:02 > 0:25:06- They could be, yeah.- Go on, say that then.- Goldie Lookin Chain.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09I'm afraid that's not it although it is musical.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11They are fans of particular music.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Smiler is a fan of Miley Cyrus, Pethead, of course,
0:25:14 > 0:25:18are the Pet Shop Boys, Little Monster, fans of Lady Gaga
0:25:18 > 0:25:19and Maggots are fans of,
0:25:19 > 0:25:22apparently there's a heavy metal band called Slipknot.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24I'm sure that's lovely.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27And the last group - Nymph, Caterpillar, Wriggler, Tadpole.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- Larvae.- Young versions of...
0:25:30 > 0:25:33That's it, they are larval creatures. That's it.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37So you found two groups and three connections, that's five.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Let's see how the scores look as we go into the final round.
0:25:41 > 0:25:46The Footballers have got 11 points, the Wordsmiths are ahead with 15.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Now, here's a funny thing.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51I've just found out that apparently
0:25:51 > 0:25:53you can play Connecting Walls on our website
0:25:53 > 0:25:56and even write your own - who knew? Anyway, that's there.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58We are going to play Round Four - missing vowels.
0:25:58 > 0:26:03And this is where the all-important third place will be decided.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06So fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09The first group are all fictional languages.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20Don't know this one? From Harry Potter it's parseltongue. Next clue.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- BELL - Footballers.- Klingon.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- Yes, of course. - BELL
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- Footballers?- Newspeak.- Correct.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Oh, come on, Wordsmiths - it's from The Flowerpot Men. Oddle Poddle.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Next category government information slogans.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- BELL - Wordsmiths? - Keep Britain tidy.- Correct.
0:26:51 > 0:26:57You don't remember the AIDS campaign "Don't die of ignorance". Next clue.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- BELL - Footballers?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- "Clunk click every trip".- Correct.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11No? This one's the old gas privatisation.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13"If you see Sid, tell him."
0:27:13 > 0:27:17Next category, films released with posthumous performances.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21- BELL - Wordsmiths?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23- Rebel Without A Cause.- Correct.
0:27:29 > 0:27:30Teams, you are struggling.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33This is the last film of Heath Ledger -
0:27:33 > 0:27:36The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus. Next clue.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42- BELL - Footballers?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45- Queen Of The Damned.- Correct.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- BELL - Footballers?
0:27:49 > 0:27:51- Enter The Dragon. - For Bruce Lee, correct.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55Next category, artworks that contain found objects.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04END OF ROUND JINGLE
0:28:07 > 0:28:11Our teams are not in an arty mood. That was Marcel Duchamp's Fountain.
0:28:13 > 0:28:17But that bell means the end of the quiz and it's a really close one.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20The Footballers have got 16 points,
0:28:20 > 0:28:24but taking third place in this series with 17 points
0:28:24 > 0:28:26it's the Wordsmiths.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Congratulations on that glorious finish and well done, you, too,
0:28:29 > 0:28:34Footballers - fourth. That is not easily done, very impressive.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Join me next time when will have two more teams so clever
0:28:37 > 0:28:39that if we charged them for being here
0:28:39 > 0:28:42this studio would qualify as a university. Goodbye.
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