0:00:21 > 0:00:26Hello and welcome to Only Connect, the show that makes Mastermind look like The Only Way Is Essex.
0:00:26 > 0:00:32If you've just tuned in and you think, "Amy hasn't made as much effort as usual," then stick around
0:00:32 > 0:00:36and let us give your brains a bejazzle. This is high-end quizzing.
0:00:36 > 0:00:42There are no prizes for coming second and, indeed, for coming first.
0:00:42 > 0:00:47If they're here for the cash, boat or the chequebook and pen, they're not as bright as they need to be.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Those hopefuls are...
0:00:49 > 0:00:54Paul Baker, a finance officer at the University of Winchester,
0:00:54 > 0:00:58who plays poker and golf, supports West Ham and runs a comedy club.
0:00:58 > 0:01:04Andrew Steen, an English graduate and accomplished guitarist who plays in a band and supports Liverpool FC.
0:01:04 > 0:01:10And their captain, David Norcott, a geo-archaeologist who enjoys maintaining his family allotment
0:01:10 > 0:01:15and once dug up the oldest Bronze Age grave in the UK.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Alumni of King Alfred's College, Winchester, they are the Wintonians.
0:01:18 > 0:01:25- How was the team put together? - We were the only three brave enough to do it, really.
0:01:25 > 0:01:31We've known each other for years. We put an application in, but didn't really expect to get on.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Imagine how I felt! Is there a motto at King Alfred's College?
0:01:35 > 0:01:40- If there is, I don't know it. Is there one?- Yes.
0:01:40 > 0:01:46- "The bravest three can be on the team." - He works there.- I should know it.
0:01:46 > 0:01:52Your opponents are Nathan Hamer, a music graduate who works as a financial services contractor
0:01:52 > 0:01:54and as a semi-professional trombonist.
0:01:54 > 0:02:00Andrea Lowe, a former investment banker who enjoys PG Wodehouse and going to the ballet.
0:02:00 > 0:02:06And their captain, Rachel Pagan, a cricket administrator and umpire who plays the piano
0:02:06 > 0:02:10and has seen every episode of Buffy The Vampire slayer.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13They've all quit smoking - the Quitters.
0:02:13 > 0:02:19- So, Rachel, your team will be in a foul mood, violent and shouting? - Something like that!
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Willpower I assume is a strength. What else do you have in common?
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- We all like cricket and what else? - Cheese.- Cheese, yeah.
0:02:27 > 0:02:33- Meat. That's good.- Lovely. Let's press on with Round One.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38I simply want to know the connection between four apparently random clues. You get more points
0:02:38 > 0:02:42if you get it after fewer clues. Wintonians, you won the toss.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47You have the dubious pleasure of going first. Which hieroglyph?
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- Let's go with horned viper, please. - OK, what is the connection here?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Your time starts now.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Welsh. What's 9, 10 and 8? Next.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Danish. Eight...
0:03:04 > 0:03:08So it's something to do with measurements.
0:03:08 > 0:03:109, 10, 8.
0:03:10 > 0:03:138 & (½ less than 5). Next, please.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- 4 20...- They're just...
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Oh, my word. The numbers...- 10 seconds.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Next, please.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- 8 and 90.- Three seconds.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- Yes?- We don't know.- Oh! - Or maybe we do.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- Do you want to have a guess? - Is it...?- No!
0:03:40 > 0:03:44This isn't a coffee morning! Chat, chat, chat.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I'm going to accept nothing now. Quitters?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Is it something to do with their parliaments?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54The number of representatives in them?
0:03:54 > 0:03:58So 9,108 Welsh Members of Parliament? That would be great!
0:03:58 > 0:04:04- Very representative. - What a wonderful society it would be if there were, but that's not it.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08There are some languages here. Any of you speak any of those?
0:04:08 > 0:04:15- Might do.- So what if I told you that if you said them out loud, French is quatre-vingt-dix-huit?
0:04:15 > 0:04:22In German, you get acht und neunzig. It is literal translations of the number 98
0:04:22 > 0:04:26in those languages. In Welsh, it would sound like 9, 10, 8.
0:04:26 > 0:04:32Danish I'm not even going to attempt! But it is writing down the numbers as they are said
0:04:32 > 0:04:37to make 98. Bit of a tough one first time out. Don't worry about it.
0:04:37 > 0:04:42- Quitters, your turn to pick. - We'd like twisted flax, please,
0:04:42 > 0:04:49Ah, the music question! What's the connection between these audio clues? Here's the first.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54# It's all right All right, girl... #
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- If it's popular, I don't know it. - Next, please.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01'anyone lived in a pretty how town
0:05:02 > 0:05:05'(with up so floating many bells down)'
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- I don't know.- Next.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- #- The thrill is gone
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- #- The thrill has gone away...- # I don't know who it is!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- I don't know anything about this one.- Next.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- #- Gimme all your lovin' All your hugs and kisses, too...- # - This is ZZ Top.- Five seconds.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- So...- Madonna?- Two seconds.- Go!
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Er, the names of songs on the new Madonna album.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36No!
0:05:36 > 0:05:42I like it as a guess, but I don't believe Madonna is doing covers of all of these. Bonus chance.
0:05:42 > 0:05:48We think they're all artists who have got a double letter the same at the beginning of their name.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Correct. What do you think you heard?
0:05:51 > 0:05:56- There was ZZ Top at the end. - And BB King. Was it AA Milne?
0:05:56 > 0:06:01ee cummings. A good guess - anyone who lived in a pretty how town.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- And the first one?- No idea. - JJ Jackson.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Artists with double letters in their names.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- You may now choose your own question.- Two reeds, please.- OK.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16What is the connection here? Time starts now.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- That's risks...- Gamma radiation?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Next, please.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27These have turned people into superheroes!
0:06:27 > 0:06:32They have turned people into superheroes in comics and films.
0:06:32 > 0:06:38With almost alarming speed you get the points! How superheroes got their powers.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Which is which? - The Adamantium one is Wolverine.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Cosmic rays is the Fantastic Four, spider is Spider-Man
0:06:46 > 0:06:52and Super-Soldier Serum and vita-rays is one I haven't seen. Captain America or something?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- It IS Captain America.- Oh! - And which is the best superhero?
0:06:56 > 0:07:02- Of those? I think...Wolverine?- Yeah. - Definitely not the Fantastic Four. They're rubbish.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06- Absolutely wrong. Which is the best superhero?- Spider-Man?
0:07:06 > 0:07:12Not any of them! It's Batman. Batman is obviously the best.
0:07:12 > 0:07:18He's a bat! That's brilliant. Well done, Wintonians. Quitters, it's your turn to choose.
0:07:18 > 0:07:23- We'll have lion, please.- OK. What is the connection here?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Time starts now.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Next.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- Both married... - Played by Penelope Cruz?- No.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Not Estee Lauder.- Next.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Dorothy Parker...
0:07:44 > 0:07:46She's a renowned wit.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51- Frida Kahlo, Mexico...- Let's get the next one so we've time with it.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Next. Elizabeth Taylor?- 10 seconds.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00- How many times have they been married?- Is it as simple as kohl?
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- The makeup?- Go on, then. - Three seconds.- Go for it.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Er, kohl, makeup.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Kohl makeup? - Yeah, Frida Kahlo on the eyebrows,
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Elizabeth Taylor, lots of it,
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Estee Lauder probably produced some, Dorothy Parker...I don't know.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23- Ate some before cracking some witticisms.- Is not the connection.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Wintonians, there's a bonus chance.
0:08:26 > 0:08:31Are they the first four women to appear on the cover of Time?
0:08:31 > 0:08:36No, they are not! I like the guesses from both of you,
0:08:36 > 0:08:39but they are all women who remarried an ex-husband.
0:08:39 > 0:08:45Taylor remarried Richard Burton, Estee Lauder and Joseph Lauter, who changed his name later,
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Frida Kahlo married the artist Diego Rivera twice
0:08:49 > 0:08:53and Dorothy Parker married the screenwriter Alan Campbell
0:08:53 > 0:08:59- on more than one occasion. No points there. Wintonians, which question?- Eye of Horus, please.
0:08:59 > 0:09:04The eye of Horus. What is the connection? Time starts now.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09A nagging pest. Oh...
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Next, please.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Denied Soviet emigre...
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oh! Ah...
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Next, please.
0:09:23 > 0:09:29- A refusenik. Is it things that end with "nik"?- Oh, yes!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Yeah, it's ending in "nik".
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- All things that end in "nik". - Brilliant!
0:09:36 > 0:09:42You didn't need the last clue. Things that end in "nik". What are the words they represent?
0:09:42 > 0:09:47- Refusenik. - That's the denied Soviet emigre.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52- Is it apparatchik?- No.- It doesn't end in "nik".- We don't know.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56But you got the answer. Was that purely from refusenik?
0:09:56 > 0:10:02- Yeah.- And the feeling that something with "nik" on the end would sound Yiddish, but we can't remember it.
0:10:02 > 0:10:07- What about the 1950s non-conformist? Come on, Andrew...- Beatnik!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Beatnik, of course! And Yiddish for a nagging pest?
0:10:11 > 0:10:16- I haven't got a clue.- No. - Nudnik is the word.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19They all end "nik". So well done.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24Quitters, one last chance to score on the water question.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27They are going to be picture clues.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Good luck. First clue coming up...now.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Is there a name for that? Anyone know?- No.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Next.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- That's a plasterer's tool. - Yeah.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48- They use it in bricklaying. Want the next one?- Next.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- I thought that might happen. That's a mule.- Kitten heel.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56- Mule. - Have another go.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Mules?- Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I must show the last clue to the Wintonians.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09- They're all named after animals. - Or living creatures. That's it.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13I thought "mule" might just be an instinctive response.
0:11:13 > 0:11:19- What are the other clues?- The frog of a brick, a hawk for plastering,
0:11:19 > 0:11:24- the mules and I think that's a spider rest. - It is. On a brick, that's a frog.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29- Are you a keen plasterer?- I've got one in the garage I've never used!
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- I know it's a hawk.- Do you have a lot of unused DIY equipment?
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Only the plastering, really. I gave up and hired a man.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41It's important to show willing. I've got gym membership.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46It's laughable, but it shows that you hold the theoretical possibility alive.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Well done for the bonus point.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51At the end of Round One...
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Time for Round Two - Sequences. Work out the connection
0:12:01 > 0:12:07and tell me what would the fourth clue in the sequence be. Wintonians, choose a hieroglyph.
0:12:07 > 0:12:14- Two reeds, please.- Two reeds. OK, what would the fourth in this sequence be? Here's the first.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18It's...
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Next, please.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Is it Proverbs?
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Is it something to do with...? But why are there numbers?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Next, please.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- Stripped of his garments. Is this the Passion?- Oh, yes!
0:12:38 > 0:12:43- Stations of the cross? Did Judas kiss him or...?- No.
0:12:43 > 0:12:48- Does he...? How many are there? - There's twelve.- Or thirteen.
0:12:48 > 0:12:53- Five seconds. - Just buzz in.- Two seconds.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57We'll go for 11: Put on the cross.
0:12:57 > 0:13:03I'll take it! We expressed it as nailed to the cross, but that is the answer.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- What's the connection? - They're stations of the cross?- Yes!
0:13:07 > 0:13:13- Jesus's journey. Do you know what comes after 11?- Nothing fun.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17There's death, taken down from the cross and laid in the tomb.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22Representations of Jesus on the Via Dolorosa.
0:13:22 > 0:13:27Well done to you. Quitters, come on. I sense that this is your round. Which question?
0:13:27 > 0:13:34- We'll have water, please. - OK. What would the fourth in this sequence be? Here's the first.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- I don't know what that is. - I don't know either.- Next.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Quintilis?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Quintilia, isn't it?- Quintilis.
0:13:45 > 0:13:51- Is it something to do with numbers? - Next.- I'll keep thinking.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54So it's going to be... septilis, isn't it?
0:13:54 > 0:13:59- But Iun is not four, is it? - It sort of is, I think.
0:13:59 > 0:14:05- We're talking Latin and Roman. I can't think of anything other than septilis.- 10 seconds.
0:14:05 > 0:14:11- Hep?- It could be hep. What do you want to do?- Heptilis.- Three seconds.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Heptilis.
0:14:13 > 0:14:18Not the answer, I'm afraid. Wintonians, for the bonus?
0:14:18 > 0:14:23- We think it's Septimus. - You're both wrong,
0:14:23 > 0:14:29- but might be guessing for the right reasons. Why did you say that? - It sounded like it meant seven!
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- And we thought it was the order of sons you have.- Oh, I see.
0:14:33 > 0:14:39They are Roman calendar months, but September didn't have a funny name.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43It's just called September. Iunius is June. Quintilis,
0:14:43 > 0:14:47later renamed Julius, Sextilis was Augustus after Augustus Caesar.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52September was the next month in the same language we use today.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55So no points there. Wintonians?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Eye of Horus, please.- OK.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03These are going to be picture clues. What's fourth in the sequence?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Next, please.
0:15:09 > 0:15:14Sealed signature. Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- We think it's, "I'm yours." - Or a picture of something.
0:15:20 > 0:15:26- How would that be depicted pictorially?- A picture of somebody asking for their hand in marriage?
0:15:26 > 0:15:31- No, that's hopeful uncertainty. - A naked man wrapped in a bow?
0:15:31 > 0:15:37That would be excellent. We went for a woman pointing smugly at her engagement ring.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Yes. "I'm yours." Why?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Stevie Wonder.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Signed, Sealed, Delivered... I'm Yours.
0:15:45 > 0:15:51Pointing, pointing. I'm sure many people have fingers they'd show in return to that image.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Well done, Wintonians.
0:15:53 > 0:15:58- Quitters, it's back to you. - We'll have twisted flax, please.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02OK. What's fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05King of Scotland. Next.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Malcolm II. But who comes after them?
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- I don't know. When was this? - Oh, it's going...- Back a way?
0:16:13 > 0:16:18- It could be James VI. Let's have the next one.- Next.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Duncan... Oh, it's Macbeth.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28- Macbeth.- The answer is... I'm not saying it. We're in a theatre!
0:16:28 > 0:16:33That's right. You get points. Well done. You no longer have zero.
0:16:33 > 0:16:38- Why is that the answer? - It's Kings of Scotland, in sequence.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42That's right. Duncan I, of course.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Who'd have thought the old man had so much blood in him?
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Killed off by the mysterious fellow you mention.
0:16:49 > 0:16:55I'm just joking. Macbeth, Macbeth. Wouldn't it be funny if a light fell on my head right now? No.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Well done, Quitters.
0:16:56 > 0:17:01- Wintonians, what would you like? - Horned viper, please.- OK.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06What is the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Excretion?- I was going to say.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12I think we should go for it.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Digestion...
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Go on.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20We're going to take a big risk and go with excretion.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Wow. I like a risk. Coming in after one clue.
0:17:24 > 0:17:30You get five points. The answer is excretion or egestion. It means the same thing.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- Very good. And why? - It's the order food takes
0:17:34 > 0:17:40- as it goes through you. - Stages of the digestive system.
0:17:40 > 0:17:46Ingestion, digestion, absorption, egestion, or defecation or excretion. Very well done.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Words for excreta going angrily through your minds, Quitters!
0:17:50 > 0:17:55One question remains for you. Lion. Come on, let's see you get points.
0:17:55 > 0:18:00What's the fourth in a sequence? First one coming up now.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Douglas Coupland. Generation X?
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Yes, probably. Let's have the next one.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- Oh...- Let's have the next one! Then we can guess the fourth.- Next.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- Female chromosomes.- XX. XXXX - Castlemaine XXXX.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Female chromosomes are XX?- Yeah.
0:18:21 > 0:18:26- Er, Castlemaine lager. - XXXX - say XXXX.- XXXX?
0:18:26 > 0:18:30I'll accept your answer. We said Queensland's best-selling beer,
0:18:30 > 0:18:35which is Castlemaine XXXX. Douglas Coupland's Generation X,
0:18:35 > 0:18:40- female chromosomes are what?- XX. - And how does the third one work?
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- That's a very good question. - It's the 30th Olympiad?- The 30th.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48XXX. So we want to know what has four Xs and we went for a beer
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- as I so frequently do. - Quite right, too.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Well done. At the end of Round Two...
0:19:00 > 0:19:06Time for Round Three - the Connecting Wall. If you're trying to give up smoking, play along online
0:19:06 > 0:19:11at the same time as the teams. The walls are on our website.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16I think that's quite rude while we're talking, but who am I to interfere?
0:19:16 > 0:19:22Quitters, your twitchy fingers go first. I can give you a choice - Lion or Water?
0:19:22 > 0:19:29- I think we'll have Lion, please. - OK. 2½ minutes to solve the Lion wall starting now.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33OK, right.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Here we go. Darn is...
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- No, no, that's boxing. - A punch, yes.
0:19:38 > 0:19:45- Jab.- Haymaker, hook and jab are there, but there isn't another one unless you count shoot.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- What about cross?- I'm not sure. Oh, well done, well done.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53What have we got? Dances? Have we got any more dances? Boogie.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58- Climate change. Sea change. - Regime change.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Oil change?- Hang on.- Yeah, yeah.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04You could do this one. We've only got one group.
0:20:04 > 0:20:11- Just three lives now. - Freak is a dance.- Yeah.- The Freak, the Bossa Nova, the Boogie...
0:20:11 > 0:20:14And a rain dance.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- Blame it on...the weatherman. - Blame it on the boogie.- The rain!
0:20:18 > 0:20:23- What's blame it on the rain? #- Blame it on...- #- It's a song.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27- Don't make me do it. - Dickens.- What the Dickens?
0:20:27 > 0:20:31No! Darn, shoot, Dickens... They're all sort of, "Drat!"
0:20:31 > 0:20:36Can I press those three so we've got it out the game? Blame it ons.
0:20:36 > 0:20:43- We think.- Blame it on the weatherman. Blame it on the Bossa Nova?- I think there might be!
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Shall we have a go? Darn, shoot, freak and Dickens? We've got time.
0:20:47 > 0:20:52Dickens, freak, shoot and darn. Are they curse words?
0:20:52 > 0:20:57- Replacements of curse words. - OK, let's go.- Are you sure?
0:20:57 > 0:21:02- Non-sweary swear words.- That's it! You've solved the wall. Well done.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Four points for the groups you found. Let's see the connections.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Cross, haymaker, hook, jab?
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- They're terms for boxing punches. - They are boxing punches.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Sea, oil, climate, regime?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- Something "change".- You can put "change" after all of them.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Boogie, rain, weatherman, Bossa Nova?
0:21:24 > 0:21:29- They've all been blamed. - Songs. Blame It On...
0:21:29 > 0:21:33I very much enjoyed your rendition of Blame It On The Rain.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Freak, darn, shoot, Dickens?
0:21:35 > 0:21:40- They're all polite expressions for swear words.- Exactly right.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45They're known as minced oaths. Words that you use to protect against something else.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47What do they say Dickens instead of?
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Good question.- Devil. - I won't ask you about the others.
0:21:51 > 0:21:56Not at this time of the evening on the BBC, but Dickens for devil.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00They're all minced oaths, polite swearing. So four points
0:22:00 > 0:22:05for the groups you found, four for the connections, a bonus of two.
0:22:05 > 0:22:11That is the maximum of ten. Very well done. Time to bring back the Wintonians.
0:22:11 > 0:22:16Ten points available or fewer for finding groups and connections among the 16 clues.
0:22:16 > 0:22:23Hello, Wintonians. You've got the Water wall. 2½ minutes to solve it starting now.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Sesame Street - Oscar, The Count, Elmo, Grover.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36- OK. So another Sesame Street one? - Cesar.- Yeah.
0:22:36 > 0:22:42- Shall I do those?- Right, pub names - Lamb and Flag, Cross Keys, Prince of Wales, Green Man.
0:22:42 > 0:22:47They're all pub names. Guy Smiley is Sesame Street as well. Got to be Guy Smiley.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52- He's not anything else. - OK, look at the other ones.
0:22:52 > 0:22:58- Oh, hang on. These are darts player nicknames as well. - Oh, yeah!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- The Count.- Wolfie.- Do that one.
0:23:00 > 0:23:06- The Count, Wolfie, Silverback and Golden Bear.- Golden Bear is not one, I don't think.
0:23:06 > 0:23:12- What are the other ones?- It's too obvious - Oscar, BAFTA. Or is it?
0:23:12 > 0:23:18Golden Rooster is an award. Oh, these are film awards! Oscar, BAFTA, Golden Bear, Golden Rooster.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Brilliant(!)
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Right. These have got to be darts players.
0:23:26 > 0:23:32- OK, so we've...- Sesame Street is definitely Guy Smiley. He's the reporter.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34So Grover or Elmo.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38- The other ones... What's Turk's Head?- A pub.
0:23:38 > 0:23:43- We're halfway through the time. - There's loads of pub names here.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Are they pubs in TV shows or...?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50I've obviously just missed one.
0:23:50 > 0:23:56Well, there's Oscar, BAFTA, Golden Bear and Golden Rooster, but we've already put those.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- Is there a Green Man award? - Go for it, go for it.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07I think these are definitely... Is a Cesar...?
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- Oh, BAFTA, Cesar, Golden Rooster, Golden...- Yes!
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- Just three lives now, remember, so press carefully.- Who's Guy Smiley?
0:24:15 > 0:24:20- These are Sesame Street characters. - What does he do?- Interviewer.
0:24:20 > 0:24:26That's it. You've solved the wall. Very well done. That's four points. Let's look for the connections.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30The Count, Silverback, Prince of Wales, Wolfie?
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- They're dart players' nicknames. - Yes. Can you tell me which players?
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Ted Hankey.- Is The Count. - Wolfie is Martin Adams.- Yes.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42- Silverback... I can picture him. - O'Shea?- Tony O'Shea.
0:24:42 > 0:24:47- And the Prince of Wales?- Don't know. - Richie Burnett.
0:24:47 > 0:24:53I like a darts player. I remember once reading when I was a child about Jocky Wilson.
0:24:53 > 0:24:58It was from the Sun, I think. "A real man, Jocky enjoys drinking eight pints a day."
0:24:58 > 0:25:02That was what I learned the definition of a real man was.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05And so it is. Very well done.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Cesar, BAFTA, Golden Bear, Golden Rooster?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Film awards.- Major film awards.
0:25:11 > 0:25:17- Golden Rooster is slightly more obscure.- France, is it? - Exactly - China!
0:25:17 > 0:25:20And the next group.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Oscar, Grover, Guy Smiley, Elmo?
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- Sesame Street characters. - They are from Sesame Street.
0:25:26 > 0:25:31Finally, Lamb and Flag, Cross Keys, Green Man, Turk's Head?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- Is it just pub names?- Just pubs.
0:25:34 > 0:25:39- Just pub names.- They are just pub names. The tricky bit was there were so many possible pub names.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43But those are the ones. That's all they are.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47I say "all". What could be more beautiful and melodious,
0:25:47 > 0:25:52like song beckoning you onto the rocks? You found four groups.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Four points. The connections are four more, with a bonus of two.
0:25:56 > 0:26:02That is a maximum of ten points. Let's see how that leaves the scores for the final round.
0:26:08 > 0:26:14If you don't have a life, there are plenty more connecting walls and the chance to write your own,
0:26:14 > 0:26:17which can kill months at a time.
0:26:17 > 0:26:23We are going to play Round Four - Missing Vowels. Vowels are removed and the consonants squidged up.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26What are the disguised words?
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Fingers on buzzers. The first group are all...
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Oxford English Dictionary.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Who's Who.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Whitaker's Almanack.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- No, sorry.- I'm afraid you lose a point. Wintonians?
0:26:55 > 0:27:00Too long. It's my favourite. Football For Dummies.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Next category:
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Molasses.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12- Egg yolks.- Yummy!
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Green leaf vegetables.- Lose a point.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Wintonians?- Green LEAFY vegetables.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Eurgh!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Next clue.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Dried fruit.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Next category:
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Double bass.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40- B-Bouzouki.- I'll take it.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46- Oud?- Yes.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Acoustic guitar.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Next category:
0:27:57 > 0:27:58Grendel.
0:28:01 > 0:28:05- I was going to say Jabberwock. - Lose a point. Quitters?
0:28:05 > 0:28:08From Jabberwocky, the Jub Jub Bird.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Next clue:
0:28:10 > 0:28:14- Questing Beast. - Yes, it is. Next clue...
0:28:17 > 0:28:20I won't be asking what that is. It's The Gruffalo.
0:28:20 > 0:28:24End of the quiz. Looking at the final scores...
0:28:24 > 0:28:26The Quitters have got 18 points,
0:28:26 > 0:28:30but the winners with 34 are the Wintonians.
0:28:30 > 0:28:35You're into the quarter-finals. Quitters, we're saying goodbye,
0:28:35 > 0:28:39but you've given up smoking! Very well done. Thanks for playing.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42Please join me next time
0:28:42 > 0:28:47and if the questions seem easier, you're getting smarter... or watching a repeat. Goodbye.
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