0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello and welcome to Only Connect
0:00:23 > 0:00:26and what I can honestly describe as a semi-final.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Tonight I can promise you fireworks and drama, though perhaps with
0:00:29 > 0:00:33less honesty than when I described this as the semi-final.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35It is harder than ever at this stage.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38The answers are as elusive as the contents of a Findus lasagne.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42And like those contents, our teams are keen to gallop to victory.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Let's meet tonight's runners and riders.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48On my right, Ian Clark, a Cambridge law graduate
0:00:48 > 0:00:51and practising solicitor who was once locked in a cell with a man
0:00:51 > 0:00:54who claimed to be married to the Queen Mother.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Sam Goodyear, a Cambridge history graduate,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00who appeared in a credit card advert with Jennifer Saunders.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03And their captain, Mark Walton, a sports fanatic
0:01:03 > 0:01:08and craft ale connoisseur who enjoys volcano trekking and urban walking.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12United by their love of moules and wine, they are the Francophiles.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Mark, you beat the Festival Fans and the Fell Walkers to come
0:01:16 > 0:01:19straight to the semi-final with no losses.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Do you have any new tactics, or do you not need them?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Well, my team have been kind enough to remind me
0:01:24 > 0:01:26that I buzzed in a little early on a couple of answers
0:01:26 > 0:01:28in the previous games, and we know the questions
0:01:28 > 0:01:31are going to be a little bit trickier for the semi-final,
0:01:31 > 0:01:34so I might be taking a little bit more time
0:01:34 > 0:01:37before I start pressing away.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38But don't be so down on yourself.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40What things do you think you have done right?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43We been really good on The Wall and the missing vowels.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46So, yes, we're hoping that we go into those with a bit of a lead,
0:01:46 > 0:01:48and then pull away.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Tonight, you will be facing, on my left, Colin Kidd,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55a chartered accountant and Watford supporter,
0:01:55 > 0:01:58who once took 4½ years to play a game of chess.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Mark Cooper, a crime novel enthusiast
0:02:01 > 0:02:05and international relations graduate who enjoys taking friends
0:02:05 > 0:02:08on walking tours of foreign embassies in London.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12And their captain, Josh Mandel, and Oxford English graduate
0:02:12 > 0:02:14who has cycled the length of Britain without getting lost,
0:02:14 > 0:02:18and will soon be walking the breadth of Britain, without getting lost.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22United by their love of maps, they are the Cartophiles.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Josh, you took a meandering route to the semi-final.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28You lost to the Celts, then beat the Corpuscles and the Fell Walkers.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31What do you think of tonight's opposition?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33There are clearly a couple of talented quizzers
0:02:33 > 0:02:34among the Francophiles,
0:02:34 > 0:02:37but I think we have worked out where their weak spots are.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41What tactics will you be employing that you haven't previously?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I don't really want to show our hand, Victoria,
0:02:43 > 0:02:48but I think we will be mostly aiming to get the questions right.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Well, let's ask those questions and see if you manage to.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53We will be starting with round one.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56What's the connection between four apparently random clues?
0:02:56 > 0:02:57That is what happens in round one.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Francophiles won the toss, you'll be going first.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Please choose a hieroglyph.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06- Horned viper.- The horned viper. Immediately the music question.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Ask and you shall receive.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11What is the connection between these clues? Here is the first.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14# Pistol shots ring out in a bar room night
0:03:14 > 0:03:18# Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall. She sees... #
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Next.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22# No matching bullet.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25# No prints on the handle, no proof... #
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Do you know who it is?- Next.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31# There were six men in Birmingham In Guildford there's four... #
0:03:31 > 0:03:36- That's the Pogues, isn't it?- Mm-hmm. - Shane McGowan...- Next.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40# 21 years in captivity.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43# Are you so blind that you cannot see?
0:03:43 > 0:03:48# Are you so deaf that you cannot hear? #
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Three seconds.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54The band names are all derived from slang terms.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I'm just looking at the band names.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58No, they are not all derived from slang terms.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01A bonus chance for the Cartophiles.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04They are all songs about people who have been wrongly imprisoned.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07They are protest songs about imprisonment.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10What did you hear, what imprisonments are we talking about?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14We had the Hurricane first, by Bob Dylan, about Ruben Carter, the boxer.
0:04:14 > 0:04:20- The last one was Free Nelson Mandela...- Yes, that took me back.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22The third one was the Pogues, and I recognise the song,
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- but I can't think what it is. - Streets of Sorrow/Birmingham six.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29That's what that was. And the second one, Tyler, by UB40.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32That's about the Louisiana teenager, Gary Tyler,
0:04:32 > 0:04:34not a teenager now, still in prison.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37He was imprisoned in 1975, for a shooting,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40and there's been various appeals and people saying the ruling was unfair,
0:04:40 > 0:04:42but he is still in prison.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Protest songs about imprisonment was the answer.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46So you get a bonus point, Cartophiles.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49And it is your turn to choose a question.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Twisted flax please, Victoria.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53OK, what is the connection between these clues? Here is the first.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58WHISPERING
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Next.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10That was the car, the yellow car... Was the Cadillac yellow?
0:05:10 > 0:05:15- No, it was red.- Was Bessie an ambulance?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Yeah, I know.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Shall we go next? Next, please.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27WHISPERING
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Next.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Three seconds.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33BELL
0:05:33 > 0:05:38- Special number plates.- They all had sort of personalised number plates.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Or special number plates that sort of reflected what they were.
0:05:42 > 0:05:49- With a 1 in it. - What? With a 1 in it?
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Yes, that is right.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52They had personalised number plates with a 1 in it.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54You seem uncertain, but quite right.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Ghostbusters, do you know what the number plate was?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- I know I know it had a 1 in it. - ECTO 1.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Doctor Who's Bessie, I think it was John Pertwee
0:06:01 > 0:06:02that drove that car mostly,
0:06:02 > 0:06:05a sort of Edwardian roadster, that was WHO 1.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08That's the question that people will be asking after tonight, who won?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Postman Pat's vehicle, PAT 1, of course,
0:06:10 > 0:06:15and Lady Penelope's Rolls-Royce, FAB 1. So that is right.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Personalised with a 1. Over to you, Francophiles, to pick a question.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23- Lion.- What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28WHISPERING
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Next.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Egokinetic. So that is "I" and energy,
0:06:34 > 0:06:36like movement, I and movement.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Rapid eye movement. Next.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Is Greek any good? - None of them are real words.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Unless there is some strange brand. - Next.
0:06:50 > 0:06:56Uniglossal, so that's one... Is it works that have been...?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- Are they half Latin and half Greek rooted words?- I like it, yes.- Good.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02BELL
0:07:02 > 0:07:07- Words that are half Latin and half Greek rooted.- Keep talking.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Like, ego is "I" and the kinetic bit is from the Greek.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15They have been artificially made to describe a modern term.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17That is exactly what it is.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21They are artificially constructed words, exactly by taking
0:07:21 > 0:07:24a word that we know that is Greek and then Latin,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26and swapping them round.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29This is a question so horrible if it appeared at your window in the night
0:07:29 > 0:07:30you would be in therapy for years!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Remotoptic, you see, it is Latin and then Greek.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37If you re-translated it to Greek-Latin, you get television.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Oh, yeah.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Egokinetic, if you swap the Latin part for the Greek part,
0:07:41 > 0:07:43you get automobile.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Sexadekal would become hexadecimal.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Can you do it with uniglossal? - Monolingual.- Monolingual.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- Exactly, very well done. Are you a linguist, Sam?- No.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Do you speak any Latin or Greek?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00A bit of Latin and no Greek at all basically.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03You did extremely well with that question. Well done.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I didn't think anyone would get that.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Your turn, Cartophiles, to pick a hieroglyph.- Two reeds, please.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Two reeds. What is the connection between these clues?
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Here is the first.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19WHISPERING
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Next, please.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29WHISPERING
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- I think we have to go next.- Next.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- Kris Kristofferson? - It is something...- Oh, yes!
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- The surname is the same as the first one.- Shall we go for it?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44BELL
0:08:44 > 0:08:50- It's people whose first name is part of their surname?- That is what it is.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52The first name starts off the surname.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55You didn't need to see the original host of Mastermind,
0:08:55 > 0:08:59the man we all revere, Magnus Magnusson. Who did you see?
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- We saw Kris Kristofferson...- The male lead of a Star is born, yes.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07We think the king of basal and was Erick Erickson.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Actually, it was Jorgen Jorgensen. But, good guess.
0:09:10 > 0:09:16- And the Welsh hymn writer? Come on, he is Welsh, have a guess.- David...
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- David Davidson!- I don't know!- It is William Williams, of course.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24William Williams is the hymn writer. Well done, Cartophiles.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Back to you then, Francophiles, for the last choice.- Eye of Horace.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31OK, what is the connection between these clues? Here is the first.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36WHISPERING
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Next.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44She is a female... She is a female Indy 500 or something driver.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- The first females to... - To play against men?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Shall we get another one? - Get another one.- Next.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54She is the first... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55BELL
0:09:55 > 0:09:58They are women who have been the first to
0:09:58 > 0:10:00compete at their specific disciplines, Charlotte Brew
0:10:00 > 0:10:03was the first jockey in the Grand National, Judit Polgar,
0:10:03 > 0:10:05the first female chess grandmaster.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07And Danica Patrick,
0:10:07 > 0:10:11the first woman to compete in the Indy 500? Or the Daytona...?
0:10:11 > 0:10:15I'll take it. I mean, the last one, which you didn't see, Michelle Wie.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17They are not always the first to compete,
0:10:17 > 0:10:20they are the first to compete on equal terms.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23First woman to compete on equal terms, you are quite right.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Charlotte Brew was the first woman to ride a Grand National,
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Danica Patrick was the first to win an Indy car championship event.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31To win, I think, possibly, not to race.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Judit Polgar Played chess,
0:10:34 > 0:10:37and Michelle Wie plays in what they call men's events on the PGA Tour.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39They are all heroic people.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41You are right that they are the first woman to compete equally
0:10:41 > 0:10:44in traditionally male competitions.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Cartophiles, the water question remains.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49You can guess they're going to be picture clues, here's the first.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Nelson's Column. OK, next. Next.
0:10:55 > 0:11:01- Is that the London Olympics swimming pool?- It could be.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06Eagle's nest, bird's nest, is it the Bird's Nest of Beijing?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Next.
0:11:10 > 0:11:16- Wales.- Wales is... Isn't that something to do with the eagle?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I think they were all used as a measure of distance.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- You often say something is the size of Wales.- Oh, yes.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- OK, shall we go for it? - Possibly.- Yes.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28They are all things that are used
0:11:28 > 0:11:31as a sort of comparative distance or size.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34That is right. Coming in after three means you get two points.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37You didn't need to see a bus, a London bus.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40But they are colloquially used as units of measurement.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Somebody will say it's so many Nelson's Columns high,
0:11:42 > 0:11:44an Olympic swimming pool, that is all it is,
0:11:44 > 0:11:47so many Olympic swimming pools, and of course,
0:11:47 > 0:11:50something is always happening that is about the size of Wales.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Well done. Very good. At the end of round one
0:11:53 > 0:11:55the Francophiles have got three points,
0:11:55 > 0:11:57the Cartophiles are ahead with six.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Time for the sequences round where the teams need to tell me
0:12:02 > 0:12:04what comes fourth in a sequence.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Otherwise the principle is just the same, there is
0:12:06 > 0:12:08a connection that they have to work out.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Francophiles, you will be going first again.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Which hieroglyph would you like? - Two reeds.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16OK, what is the fourth in this sequence? Here is the first.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22WHISPERING
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Next.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Cities in Wales. So what's...? - What's the name of the city?
0:12:32 > 0:12:38- What's the last city that has become in Wales? In 2012?- Was it Newport?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41No, Newport is the next one.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43BELL
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- 2012, St Asaph.- Brilliant.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Coming in after two clues, you get three points.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50You're absolutely right,
0:12:50 > 0:12:54these are cities in a country about the size of Wales, namely, Wales.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58There are six cities in Wales and the most recent is St Asaph.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Created as part of the Queens Jubilee. Very well done.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Over to you then, Cartophiles, to pick a question.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Twisted flax, please.- OK. What is the fourth in this sequence?
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Here is the first.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Shall we go next? Could be anything. Next.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18WHISPERING
0:13:24 > 0:13:29Shall we have to...? A bully in The Simpsons? Shall we go next? Next.
0:13:32 > 0:13:37- He is in SpongeBob SquarePants. - Right, so, we've got to guess.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- Is it people who have all been married?- It's a sitcom...
0:13:41 > 0:13:46- Shall we just guess?- Three seconds.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48BELL
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Montgomery Burns.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52And why would that be?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Because he is the first Simpsons character that came to my mind.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I see. Not the right answer.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02So it is a possible bonus chance for the Francophiles.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05So would Patty and Selma appear in...?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Legs - two, four, six...?
0:14:07 > 0:14:08I can't let you chat, even though I know
0:14:08 > 0:14:11that if I gave you 14 months you wouldn't get it.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I described a previous question as horrible
0:14:14 > 0:14:16but this one the laughs in its face.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Bully, in Bullseye the gameshow, was a cartoon bull.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Patty and Selma from the Simpsons, cartoon twins.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27Mr Krabs, from SpongeBob SquarePants, is a crab.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31They are cartoons of symbols of the zodiac.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Going forwards, we wanted to hear a cartoon lion for Leo, Simba,
0:14:34 > 0:14:39we went for. Cartoons of the zodiac. Oh, it is so twisted.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41I am kind of loving it.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44So, no bonus points, Francophiles, but you may choose a question.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- Eye of Horus.- What is the fourth in this sequence? Here is the first.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55WHISPERING
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Captain Ahab.- Captain Ahab, should I go for it?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02BELL Captain Ahab.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Coming in after one clue, you get five points.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07The answer is Captain Ahab.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Why is that?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12They are the officers of the... I forgot the name of the ship now -
0:15:12 > 0:15:15The Pequod, yes, in ascending order.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17In Moby Dick, that is right.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19They were the footprints of an enormous whale.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21That's amazingly well calculated.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22How did you know it from one clue?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Well, I only know one third mate in fiction called Flask,
0:15:25 > 0:15:27so it seemed worth a bet.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30But you didn't remember the name of the boat!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32And yet you knew the third mate. Brilliant.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35That's absolutely fantastic to get five points at the semifinals stage.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Well done.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40OK, Cartophiles, the gloves are off, enabling them
0:15:40 > 0:15:42to reach the buzzer all the quicker. What would you like?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- The Horned Viper, please. - The Horned Viper.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47These are going to be picture clues.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50What would you expect to see in the fourth picture? Here is the first.
0:15:53 > 0:16:00- Bars of gold. Is that 925?- Tells you what...- Shall we go next? Next.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Mini Cooper.
0:16:06 > 0:16:13- So carat, Cooper. Carat, mini. Gold. Gold, Cooper. Shall we go next?- Yes.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Next.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20That's a yard of cloth.
0:16:20 > 0:16:26Now, gold, Cooper, cloth... Is it something to do with gift?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- I'm going to have a guess. - Few seconds.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Bell.- Field of cloth of gold. No.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Crown.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Why would it be crown? - I don't really know.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38I'm afraid it is not crown.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41So there is another bonus opportunity for the Francophiles.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Well, it is Mad Men.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Sterling Cooper Draper...
0:16:44 > 0:16:49and I can't remember who the English guy is. Clarke?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51I am almost in tears.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54You have got the connection right, but you haven't got the answer.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58The agency in Mad Men is Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- Pryce!- We had a picture of Jonathan Pryce. How annoying.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04If it was round one, you'd have got it but round two, no.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Very close though.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Your chance to choose a question.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- Lion, please.- Lion.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11What is the fourth in this sequence? Here is the first.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- Kings of England?- But the way it's in capitals.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Next, please. "Here the French do battle." What is this?
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Oh it could be things inscribed...
0:17:25 > 0:17:30- Like the four corners of the Arctic Triomphe or something.- Yeah, yeah.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Next.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Oh, no. It's Bayeux Tapestry. It's Bayeux Tapestry.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41It's...Harold the King is killed.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Harold the King is killed. - BELL
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Harold the King is killed.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49"Hic Harold Rex Interfectus Est."
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Here Harold the King is killed. Very well done.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- What is the connection? - The Bayeux Tapestry.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- The motifs across the top. - That is right.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02It's translations of the Latin inscriptions on the Bayeux Tapestry.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04What is the picture with Hic Harold Rex Interfectus Est?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Is that where he's got the arrow in his eye?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Yes, but then there is another chap being hit with
0:18:10 > 0:18:11a sword off a horse,
0:18:11 > 0:18:14so nobody really knows if Harold was hit in the eye.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Some say the arrow was added later anyway
0:18:17 > 0:18:18and some saying he was just hit by a sword,
0:18:18 > 0:18:22but certainly Harold the King's death is what the caption says.
0:18:22 > 0:18:27Very well done. Back to you, Cartophiles, for the Water question.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30What is the fourth in this sequence? Here is the first.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Any idea?
0:18:34 > 0:18:39- That mean anything to you? - No. Keep going.- Next.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- The eardrum. The follicle is the last bit.- What is it?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48They are working outwards in the year. This is called the auricle.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- It has got other names.- Shall we go for that? The auricle? Are you sure?
0:18:52 > 0:18:58- Do you want to go next?- Go for it. - You reckon?- Go for it.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00BELL
0:19:00 > 0:19:01The auricle.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I'm afraid that is not the answer,
0:19:03 > 0:19:05so I am going to show the next
0:19:05 > 0:19:08in the sequence to the Francophiles for a possible bonus point.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Stirrup?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Stirrup.- Not it, I'm afraid.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16You could get to stirrup,
0:19:16 > 0:19:18you'd need a different sequence.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19I think you know that
0:19:19 > 0:19:20this is the ear.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23It is sound travelling through the ear going inwards
0:19:23 > 0:19:27and after the ossicles the cochlea. You could split up the ossicles
0:19:27 > 0:19:29by name and call it something else,
0:19:29 > 0:19:31but after the ossicles, the cochlea
0:19:31 > 0:19:32would be the next thing.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Nearly an anagram of auricle
0:19:33 > 0:19:35but even if it were,
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I still could not give you the point.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41At the end of round two the Cartophiles have got six points,
0:19:41 > 0:19:44but the Francophiles are ahead with 13.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48I know what you are thinking. It is all a bit too easy.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Why don't they multiply the clues by four? It's all right, we have.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54It's the Connecting Wall.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Cartophiles, your turn to go first and you have the choice,
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Lion or Water. - Lion, please.- OK.
0:20:00 > 0:20:07You have got two and a half minutes to unjumble this wall, starting now.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Right. We have got some fish.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- We've got battles. - Let's go fish first.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Dab, shark, flounder, brill. BUZZ
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Dab, shark, flounder, sole. BUZZ
0:20:20 > 0:20:21BUZZ
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Have we got another fish that I am not seeing?
0:20:23 > 0:20:24BUZZ
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I don't know. Can we do battles?
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Flodden, Crecy, Bosworth and Hastings.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32BUZZ It's Clontarf.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37- Let's do the fish again. - Leave shark out.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Flounder, dab, brill.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- I've tried all these ones. - What is a maven? What is a Megrim?
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- Got some famous... - Billy Whiz...- Old comic.
0:20:47 > 0:20:52- It's got to be a fish.- Hold on. Oh, a maestro, a maven, a whiz,
0:20:52 > 0:20:54and some who is brill? BUZZ
0:20:54 > 0:20:58No. A dab hand... BUZZ
0:20:58 > 0:20:59- No.- Megrim?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- I don't know what that is. - Is that rugby players?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04BUZZ
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Who is the fourth one?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Three strikes and you are out now.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Slow down.- What nationality of the rugby players?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Slow down. Let's do this...
0:21:14 > 0:21:18- Scottish.- OK. So we have got fish.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Brill, dab, shark, flounder and we don't know what else.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24A maestro, maven... People that are good at things.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I guess a megrim is as well.
0:21:26 > 0:21:31I think...can we try these four as people who are...
0:21:31 > 0:21:35- We could, yes.- Oh, shark is also someone who is good at...
0:21:35 > 0:21:40- Could it be shark, maestro... - Try shark, maestro, and whiz.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Shark, maven, maestro and whiz?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Yes.- That is it. You have solved the wall. Very well done.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Four points immediately for the groups.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49And let's go through looking for connections.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Clontarf, Bosworth, Crecy, Flodden.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54They are all battles.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I am going to need more than that.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57They are battles in which kings
0:21:57 > 0:21:58were killed.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02They are all battles in which a monarch was killed. Quite right.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Paterson, Irvine, Hastings, Sole.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Scottish international Rugby Union players.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Scottish Rugby Union internationals. Exactly.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Now this one. Whiz, shark, maestro, maven.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20- They are all people who are good at something, they are experts.- Experts.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Exactly right. And the last group,
0:22:22 > 0:22:25dab, flounder, brill, megrim.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29They are all fish and we think specifically they are all flat fish.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31They are all flat fish.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32You didn't know the megrim.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33No, not at all.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Another name for a smooth sole.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37I wish I had a smooth soul.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I'm sure I was born with one.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41So four points for the groups that you found.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Four more points for the connections,
0:22:43 > 0:22:44plus you get the bonus two
0:22:44 > 0:22:48for getting it all right. That is a brilliant ten points.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Let's bring in the Francophiles now and give them a Connecting Wall.
0:22:51 > 0:22:5516 new clues still need sorting out in the same meticulous way.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Francophiles, you are going to get the Water wall
0:22:57 > 0:22:59because Lion has already gone.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03You have two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Luca Cumani is a racehorse trainer. Michael Stoute,
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Paul Nicholls is a racehorse trainer and Martin Pipe.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- BUZZ - No? Any more?
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- No.- Hills. Barry Hills. So I'll just do these.- OK.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21BUZZ Meissen, Limoges,
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- Dartford...- Porcelain.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28OK. So, Meissen, Limoges, Willow and Coalport?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31BUZZ
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- Dartford.- It's kind of organs as well, I've got.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35BUZZ
0:23:37 > 0:23:38BUZZ
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Shall I try organs?- Try the organs. BUZZ
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- BUZZ - Mouth organ, pipe, Hammond, reed.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46BUZZ No.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Mouth, Hammond, chord, reed. - BUZZ
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- What is Cetti's? - You've got a warblers in here.
0:23:54 > 0:23:59Cetti's warbler, Dartford warbler, reed warbler, and willow warbler.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Three strikes and you are out now.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04This is mouth organ, pipe organ, Hammond organ
0:24:04 > 0:24:06and... What are your other things here?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09So, Limoges... What is Doccia?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Doccia, could that be an organ? - It could be an organ.
0:24:13 > 0:24:18- Have I tried it with chord?- I can't remember. Try... Shall I try it?
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Try it.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22That's it. You have solved the wall.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Four points immediately for the groups.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Let's look for the connecting points.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Stoute, Cumani, Nicholls, Hills.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32They are all race horse trainers.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33I'm suddenly remembering,
0:24:33 > 0:24:35aren't you the fellow who had to
0:24:35 > 0:24:39- translate 3,000 horse racing terms into French?- The one and only.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I see. So quite the expert on trainers. Very well found.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46What about this? Reed, Cetti's, Dartford, Willow.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49They are all birds, kinds of warbler.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51They are warblers. Exactly so.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Chord, Hammond, pipe, mouth.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- Organs.- They are all organs.
0:24:56 > 0:25:01And the last one, Limoges, Meissen, Doccia, Coalport.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06- Varieties of porcelain.- Yes, do you want to tell me a little bit more?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- Porcelain factories. - They are porcelain factories.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11European porcelain factories. Well done.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Four points for finding the groups, four more for the connections.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16You get the bonus two points for getting it all right.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18That is the maximum ten. Very impressive.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22Let's see what it does to the scores going into the final round.
0:25:22 > 0:25:27The Cartophiles have got 16 points. The Francophiles have got 23.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32And you can play Connecting Walls on our website where you can
0:25:32 > 0:25:35also write your own, but we are going to decide
0:25:35 > 0:25:39who grows through to the final and who goes home by Missing Vowels.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:25:42 > 0:25:48The first disguised group are all film crew professions.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52- BELL - Cartophiles.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53- Horse wrangler.- Correct.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Don't know this one? It's boom operator. Next clue.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Not this either. It's unit publicist. Next clue.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15- BELL - Francophiles.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- Body double.- That's the one. Next category. Political factions.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22- BELL - Cartophiles.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Militant tendency.- Correct.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29- BELL - Cartophiles.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Eurosceptics.- Correct.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42No? These are out right libertarians. Next clue.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50- BELL - Francophiles.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51- The Tea Party.- Correct.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55Next category, Scottish inventors and their inventions.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- BELL - Francophiles.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- John Logie Baird and television. - Correct.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- BELL - Cartophiles.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10- James Dewar and Thermos flask. - I'm afraid that is not it,
0:27:10 > 0:27:12you lose a point. Francophiles, do you know it?
0:27:12 > 0:27:16- James Dewar and vacuum flask. - That is correct. Next clue.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- BELL - Francophiles.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- John Napier and logarithms.- Correct.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- BELL - Francophiles.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- Robert Watson-Watt and radar. - Correct.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Next category. Opposites in German.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40- BELL - Cartophiles.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42- Ja und nein.- Correct.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55That one was, of course, as people will be shouting at home,
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Heiss und kalt.
0:27:56 > 0:28:01But the bell means it is the end of the quiz and going home after
0:28:01 > 0:28:05a brilliant performance with 19 points, it is the Cartophiles.
0:28:05 > 0:28:09But going through to the final with an impressive 29, it is
0:28:09 > 0:28:11the Francophiles. Very well done.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Cartophiles, you have been a great team.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Thank you very much for playing. Excellent.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Francophiles, we will be seeing you again
0:28:18 > 0:28:20in an even more difficult episode.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Join me next time when we'll have two teams
0:28:22 > 0:28:26so bright, we won't be bothering with studio lights,
0:28:26 > 0:28:29and lateral thinking you'll need a widescreen TV to appreciate.
0:28:29 > 0:28:30Goodbye.
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