0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello and welcome to Only Connect,
0:00:23 > 0:00:26the quiz that's like a gym for the mind.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Let me explain what I mean by that for all you hardcore quizzers out there.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34A gym is sort of building full of sports equipment -
0:00:34 > 0:00:36but don't switch off, I'm speaking metaphorically -
0:00:36 > 0:00:40and our teams will face a series of heavy and exhausting questions,
0:00:40 > 0:00:42with me as their personal trainer,
0:00:42 > 0:00:46shouting encouragement and occasionally nipping off to the vending machine in the cafe.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50The vending machine is literal, only it's not in the cafe, it's in my dressing room.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53And it's not a vending machine, it's a varsity rowing team
0:00:53 > 0:00:55holding its weight in pork scratchings.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59I'm keen to get back there, so let's hurry up and meet the teams.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03On my right, Ian Clark, a solicitor and keen world traveller,
0:01:03 > 0:01:06who was once hit in the chest by a rice cake
0:01:06 > 0:01:09thrown during a Japanese fertility festival,
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Sam Goodyear, a history graduate who now works as a futures trader,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16and played trumpet at Pete Postlethwaite's stag night,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18and their captain, Mark Walton,
0:01:18 > 0:01:21a sales manager and Sunderland FC supporter,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24who enjoys volcano trekking and visiting the British Museum.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29United by their love of all things French, they are the Francophiles.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- Mark, bienvenue a Only Connect. - SHE SPEAKS FLUENT FRENCH
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I don't actually speak French.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Oh, you don't! So your love of most things French...
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Most things French, yes.- What else does your team bring to the table?
0:01:42 > 0:01:47I think we've got a good range of experience and ages.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48We cover a lot of bases,
0:01:48 > 0:01:52from high-brow stuff to low-brow stuff, as well.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56OK. That sounds perfect. You are meeting tonight, on my left,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Ed Dovey, a charity support worker
0:01:58 > 0:02:01with an interest in military history and a passion for war games,
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Stewart McCartney,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06a media researcher, who is a member of the Campaign for Real Ale,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09The National Autistic Society, the York City South,
0:02:09 > 0:02:12the National Trust and The Dad's Army Appreciation Society,
0:02:12 > 0:02:15and their captain, Marianne Fairthorne,
0:02:15 > 0:02:18a mathematical software developer who enjoys boxing
0:02:18 > 0:02:20and has a collection of over 50 hats.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25Devoted attendees of music, literary and beer festivals, they are the Festival Fans.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Marianne, that's quite a team of polymaths you've got there.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- How have you been preparing? - Mainly in the pub.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35There's quite a lot of crossover between real ale-drinkers and quizzers.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38What's your best area as a team?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Beer and maths.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43A natural pairing!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Now, under our complicated new scoring system,
0:02:45 > 0:02:49everyone gets at least two games
0:02:49 > 0:02:52but the winners tonight are on a fast track to the semifinal,
0:02:52 > 0:02:53the losers on a slower track.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Francophiles, you won the toss, you'll be going first.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Lion.- Kicking off with the lion.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06What is the connection between four apparently random clues?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10You may not need all four. Here's the first.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Hirst's 'Cupric Nitrate'. It's copper.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16So Damien Hirst.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Next.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Mr Tumble's bag.- Mr Tumble's bag?
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Copper nitrate's probably blue. Next?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Next.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Pudsey's bandage.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32That's red and white. It's dotted.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Shall we go red and white, or next?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Next.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Twister mat. That's got spots.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Coloured spots.- That's what it is - multi-coloured spots.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45The first clue - do you know what that is?
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Oh, it's the dots! It's Hirst's spot painting, isn't it?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51I've seen them.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54It's one of the spot paintings. They have chemical-based names.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Mr Tumble's bag - do you know what that is?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- I'm not sure who Mr Tumble is. - I'm not sure, either.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02He's a character in a programme on CBeebies.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Pudsey's bandage has the spots and a Twister mat, of course.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Well done. That's 1 point to you. It's over to the Festival Fans.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Can we have Eye of Horus, please? - You absolutely may.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17The music question straight away! Everyone always seems so pleased!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20What is the connection between these clues?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22BLUESY ROCK MUSIC
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Do you know what it is?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- So, you know what it is?- Yes.- Next.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31# Come on, baby, come on over
0:04:31 > 0:04:34# Let me be the one to hold you...
0:04:34 > 0:04:37# I'm the one who wants to Be with you #
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- What was the first one again? - Go for the third clue.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Next.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43ELECTRO MUSIC This is Mr Oizo.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- They're all misters.- It's... - Press it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Yes?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- They're all mister. - The artists are all "Mr" something.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53You didn't need to hear Broken Wings by Mr Mister.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55You get 2 points. Well done.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Why did you look so miserable to get the music question?
0:04:58 > 0:05:03- What sort of festivals are you going to?- Ones with beer!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Which of those would you have heard live?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:05:08 > 0:05:11The first two things were a bit slow for my taste.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14As soon as I heard the dance music, I was right on it!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Well done, for two points.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Over to the Francophiles to pick a question.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- Horned Viper.- The Horned Viper. What is the connection?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Here's your first clue.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Are those the Three Furies?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- The Muses?- The Muses...
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- No, the Muses...- Next.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Those are the three little maids from school.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46- It's groups of three women. Do the next one, just in case.- Next.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Three sisters. - Groups of three women.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Famous groups of three women? - Have another go.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58The three little maids from school and the three sisters so...
0:05:58 > 0:06:01They're known as "the three" something.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02I can't accept it.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I must show the fourth clue to the Festival Fans
0:06:05 > 0:06:07for a possible bonus point.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- They are sisters.- Yes, sisters.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12They are trios of fictional sisters.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16The problem with your answer - obviously they're groups of three women -
0:06:16 > 0:06:18that third clue - it's three women's names,
0:06:18 > 0:06:21those are the women from Chekhov's Three Sisters.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Who are the others? Do you know?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26There's three little maids from the Mikado.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28King Lear - Cordelia, Goneril and Regan.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- They're probably...- The Three Fates. - Fates or something.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- I think they're the Three Furies. - It's The Three Graces.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Trios of fictional sisters.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41You get the bonus point and your chance to pick a question.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Can we have Two Reeds, please? - You can. What is the connection?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Here's the first clue.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Wiccan initiation. That's to do with witchcraft, isn't it?
0:06:51 > 0:06:56Yes, but it's a particular practice. Next.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Assets becoming Long Term?- Oh, God!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02That's interesting. What word describes that?
0:07:02 > 0:07:06I don't think we've got this. Shall we...?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Next, please.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Oh, it's an age. It's a particular...
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- It's a number of years. - Oh, it's an age, isn't it?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- 14?- How sure are you?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Shall we go for the fourth one?- OK.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Next.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Five seconds.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Oh...- Is it days? - BELL
0:07:26 > 0:07:28A year and a day.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31That is absolutely the answer. A year and a day.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34That seemed to come on like a light bulb.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38I was hoping I was going to get it after I pressed the buzzer!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41They all take at least a year and a day.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45A wiccan initiation, I'm assuming if you go to festivals, you must've undergone several!
0:07:45 > 0:07:50- Not that I remember, but... - I still walk with a limp!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Back to you, Francophiles.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- Twisted Flax.- The Twisted Flax. These are picture clues.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59What is the connection between them? Here's the first.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- That's Lee Marvin.- Liberty Valance. - The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- I think -- Next.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Is that Liberty X?
0:08:09 > 0:08:14- Liberty.- That is the answer. Coming in after two clues, you get three points.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15You did not need to see the shop Liberty
0:08:15 > 0:08:18or the Liberty Bell, the symbol of US freedom.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Very well done to you.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Festival Fans, that leaves the Water question for you.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27What is the connection? Here's the first clue.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Small one-horse carriage. It could be counties.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- I think we should go...- Go for next. - Next.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Anglo-Indian 'Very good'. That's pukka, isn't it?
0:08:38 > 0:08:43- Yes.- Small one-horse carriage could be hansom, pukka...
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Erm... - I think we should go for next.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49I want to go next. Next.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- That's the markka. - So, things that end with double Ks?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Got double Ks in them. - BELL
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Things with double Ks in them?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I'll accept it. It's actually "kka" at the end.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03That first one - not a carriage you'd have come across in Jane Austen -
0:09:03 > 0:09:06an Indian carriage, the ekka.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08The last clue, you didn't need, a chukka.
0:09:08 > 0:09:13The "kka" at the end of the word. Well done. Two points to you.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Meaning, at the end of Round One,
0:09:15 > 0:09:18that the Francophiles have got 4 points
0:09:18 > 0:09:21and the Festival Fans are ahead with 6.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Round Two is the Sequences Round. The teams must still work out the connection,
0:09:27 > 0:09:31but they may not see four clues because I want to know the fourth in the sequence.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Francophiles, you'll be going first again.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- Which hieroglyph would you like? - Eye of Horus.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39The Eye of Horus. OK.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42What is the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46It could be anything.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Next.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- The moon. Gibbous.- Full. Half.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- Or is it quarter?- Crescent... - Shall we get the next one?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Next.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59First quarter...
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- I think it's half.- Erm... - I think it's half.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05BELL Half?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I'm afraid that's not the answer.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10There's a possible bonus chance for the Festival Fans.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11- Full.- OK.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Full.- That's not it, either.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15I think both...
0:10:15 > 0:10:20- Waning gibbous?- You're getting close. It is just gibbous. They are phases of the moon.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22But you sounded sure, so...!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25And the three-quarter moon is the gibbous.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28All of you kicking yourselves. Never mind.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31You'll remember next time it comes out and the werewolves are howling.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Perhaps that's just in my garden.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Festival Fans, your chance to pick a question.- Horned Viper, please.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Horned Viper. What is the fourth in this sequence?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Here's the first.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48Oh, yes! It's, erm, the members of, erm,
0:10:48 > 0:10:51the Sugababes, but I don't know who the current ones are.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Go for the next one. - Is it even going to help?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- No.- Say next.- Next.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Heidi Range... I just don't know who the last member is.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Go for the next one.- Next.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I think the originals have reformed.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- So -- Press the button. - BELL
0:11:11 > 0:11:14So we want the same as...
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Donaghy, Buena and Buchanan. - Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20There's a bonus chance for you, Francophiles.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Er...
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Donaghy, Buena, Range.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27That's not it, either.
0:11:27 > 0:11:32I'm staring at my screen because I'm so far out of my comfort zone, I'd need binoculars to see it.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36You know these are successive line-ups of the Sugababes,
0:11:36 > 0:11:40a pop group, in chronological order,
0:11:40 > 0:11:44and the answer should be Range, Berrabah, Ewen.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46They've been joined by Jade Ewen.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49I know the band but I don't know the members.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Have you seen them at any festivals? - No.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56What are these festivals? It's just you drinking beer alone in the garden, isn't it?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Absolutely.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Your turn, then, Francophiles, to choose a question.- Twisted Flax.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05The Twisted Flax. What is the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:12:05 > 0:12:083125...
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- Is that the perfect number? - I don't know.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Next.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16That's 16... 16 squared.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18So...
0:12:19 > 0:12:22So, what's the next one? Is it 25 squared?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24So four...
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- It's going to be one. - Shall we go next?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30It's going to be one, isn't it? Next.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34That's three so it's going to be 2 times 2 times 2, which is 8.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- That's 4 times 4 times 4. - So it's 2 times 2 times 2.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Say 4. 4.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41- 8.- I'm afraid that's not the answer.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45There's a possible bonus chance for the Festival Fans.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- 4.- The answer is 4,
0:12:47 > 0:12:50as I think you knew, Sam, didn't you?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52It's 5 times 5 times 5.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- It's 5 to the 5, 4 to the 4, 3 to the 3...- Ah, 2 to the 2!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59That's it. It's numbers to the power of themselves.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02When you said 16 squared, it's back one step,
0:13:02 > 0:13:064 to the power of itself and 2 to the power of itself would be 4.
0:13:06 > 0:13:11You get the bonus point, Festival Fans, and the chance to pick a question.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Let's have Lion.- Go with Lion.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18What is the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Lanzarote.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Islands.- Are they increasing in order in their island group?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- It's in the Canaries. - Shall we try the next one?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Let's have the next one.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Gran Canaria. Is it in decreasing size?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Is Lanzarote the biggest?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I don't know. Do you want the next one?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Next.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Fuerteventura.- Tenerife? - Tenerife, yes.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Is it?- Yes.- OK. BELL
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- We'll try Tenerife. - That is the answer.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Why is it the answer? - Canary Islands.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- In order of...?- Size, going...
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- ..upwards.- They're getting bigger.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Tenerife would be the largest Canary Island by size. Well done.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Back to you, Francophiles.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Two Reeds.- Two Reeds.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06What is the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Candidate Master.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Oh, it's chess.- Chess.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13I don't know what the number is for Grand Master.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- It's not going to help, is it?- Next.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- FIDE Master. - I think 2,500 - Grand Master.- Yes.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24BELL 2,500 - Grand Master.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Well deduced. After two clues, you get three points.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31They are the FIDE rankings in chess, with the minimum rating to get that,
0:14:31 > 0:14:34and it'd be 2,500 for Grand Master. Well done.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Festival Fans, you have Water again.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Left till last for a second time. Almost suspicious.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43You might guess that these are going to be picture clues.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47What would you expect to see in the fourth picture? Here's the first.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Obviously somebody with big ears, isn't it?
0:14:51 > 0:14:56It could be Dwarves in terms of the order of alphabetic...
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Go for the next one.- Next.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02What's that?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- I don't get that one.- Next?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Next?- Go for the next.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Next.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Big hands.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Big ears. - Distortions, aren't they?- So...
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Big ears, big eye, big hands.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23HE MUMBLES
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Click it, click it, click it. - Three seconds.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Marianne, you must speak.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Feet.- Feet? Big feet?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33That is not the answer. Francophiles, the chance of a bonus.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Big teeth? - That is what I'm looking for.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38THEY GROAN
0:15:38 > 0:15:43That's such a quiz noise, the sound of three people going "Oh!" all at once.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Why is it big teeth? - Little Red Riding Hood.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47That is it.
0:15:47 > 0:15:52It is what the suspicious Little Red Riding Hood is saying to the hairy grandma,
0:15:52 > 0:15:56"What big ears, big eyes, big hands, what big teeth you have"
0:15:56 > 0:15:59because Grandma is in fact a wolf.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03At the end of Round Two, then, the Francophiles are up to 8 points
0:16:03 > 0:16:06but the Festival Fans are ahead with 9.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Time for the Connecting Wall.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Still groups of four clues, but this time there are four groups.
0:16:14 > 0:16:1916 clues in total, all jumbled up, only one perfect solution.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Festival Fans, you will be going first this time.
0:16:21 > 0:16:26- You have the choice - Lion or Water. - Can we have Lion, please?- You can.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29You've got two-and-a-half minutes to solve it,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32starting now.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35OK, Hocus Pocus.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- That's a computer game. - So you want Angry Birds...
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- That sounds like it could be a... - A computer game.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Hocus Pocus and Shazam are what wizards say.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- They say Sim Sala Bim, as well.- Yes. - And Expelliarmus.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52- So try...- Sim Sala Bim, Hocus Pocus, Shazam and Expelliarmus.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- No. So, what's a fifth that we can...?- Abracadabra.- OK.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59So let's leave out...
0:16:59 > 0:17:04We've left out Abracadabra so now we'll leave out Shazam.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Expelliarmus.- Yes.- Try Shazam.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- Yes.- That's it.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14So, Stella - does that means star?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Vine, Pandora, Pandora's Box, The Rose, Angry Birds...
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Instagram. What's Instagram? That's to do with the internet.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Does that word mean anything to anybody?- No.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Let's try some computer games. So you've got Fruit Ninja...
0:17:27 > 0:17:32- Pandora.- Pandora, Angry Birds and... - Try that one.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Try Hocus Pocus and Angry Birds. Fruit Ninja and Pandora.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38No. OK.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Eve, Embla...
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Are they words you can add things to because they look short?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- You mean- "Emblam",- Even?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Yes.- Stella because you can put an R on it,
0:17:49 > 0:17:53you can put an M on that, you can put an N on that.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Is there anything else you can put?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Vine? - Try Vine, but I'm not convinced.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- No.- Erm... What else is...?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- What's Beaches? - Maybe even that, I don't know.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07No. Erm...
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Er, Stella, The Rose...
0:18:10 > 0:18:15- Pandora and Eve are both creations. - They are, aren't they?
0:18:15 > 0:18:20- So, you think maybe that and then...? - Embla?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Yes.- Remember, it's three strikes and you're out.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26They're first women, I think.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- So The Rose is a song, Hocus Pocus is a song.- Yes.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Beaches... Instagram...
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Are these things you can do on the internet?
0:18:37 > 0:18:42- Do you want to try this and what? - Beaches.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45No. Hocus Pocus, Angry Birds.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Yes. Do you want that? - Instagram, yes.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- No.- You've got ten seconds for the last attempt.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Keep bashing away, then.- Erm...
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- I've no idea.- Vine, The Rose. - No, we had that combination before.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Quickly!- That's all your attempts.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03The wall has frozen, but you found two groups for two points.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Bonus points for the connections. What about that first group?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Things wizards would say. - When casting spells.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14I didn't want to say them out loud. Heaven knows what might've happened in the studio.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Those are all magic expressions for wizards and magicians.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21What about the next one - Eve, Izanami, Embla, Pandora?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23First women?
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Women in creations myths. Eve we know, of course.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- Izanami you didn't know? - Probably the Japanese creation.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Yes, who was originally a goddess but also died, so yes.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- And Pandora -- Is Embla Celtic?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Norse mythology.- Norse mythology.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Well done. You can still get points for the connections you didn't find.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Let's resolve the wall.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49How about this - Beaches, Hocus Pocus, Stella, The Rose?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Did you think those were songs? - Hocus Pocus was and The Rose.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55That's the only thing I can come up with.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Just a minute. Erm...
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Bette Midler.- Bette Midler, yes. - I have to ask for an answer.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- Bette Midler films. - At the last minute!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- They are Bette Midler films. - I should've got that.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09It suddenly came to you. Are you a Bette Midler fan?
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- She's quite good. - You cried at Beaches, didn't you?
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- I've cried at Love Actually so... - We've all cried at Beaches.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Well done. You grabbed that out of the bag at the last minute.
0:20:20 > 0:20:25Angry Birds, Vine, Instagram, Fruit Ninja?
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- Stuff people play on their phones. - Yes.- Apps or something?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I'll accept apps. I don't think I could've taken games,
0:20:32 > 0:20:34but apps...
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Vine and Instagram are to do with taking pictures and sharing those,
0:20:38 > 0:20:41but Fruit Ninja and Angry Birds are games. They are all apps.
0:20:41 > 0:20:47Very well done. That's two points for the groups and four bonus points for the connections.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49That is a total of 6 points.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51It's time to say hello to the Francophiles,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53but we'll say it in English so that they understand.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58They get their own Connecting Wall. 16 fresh clues still need sorting into four groups of four.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Hello, Francophiles. You're going to get the Water Wall.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04You've got two-and-a-half minutes to solve it,
0:21:04 > 0:21:07starting now.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10OK, erm...
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Phoenix, Thunderbird...- Garuda...
0:21:13 > 0:21:18- Phoenix.- Which one?- Or Harpy.- Harpy.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Yes? Let's have a look at the others.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26- Right, got that. - So Rubber band, CD, Equus...
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Equus is a...
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Alec Baldwin, River or Joaquin Phoenix, Jeff Bridges - these are actors.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33David Arquette.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37What, specifically, connects them?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Let's leave that out. There's Wilson in there.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45- Equus is a play by, erm...- Shaffer. - The others...
0:21:45 > 0:21:47THEY MUMBLE
0:21:47 > 0:21:50That's a missile, that's a missile, that's a missile.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Yes. Probably Phoenix.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- Phantom. So Phoenix... What else shall we say?- Dignity.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01No. Maybe Equus.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Or maybe CDs.- What's CDs and Rubber? Rubber band, CD...
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- CD...- CD drive.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14- Are these people with famous brothers? Alec Baldwin and- Eric.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- River Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix. Jeff Bridges.- Wilson?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Shall we just try these?- Yes.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Yes, let's...
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Remember, it's three strikes and you're out.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28So, erm, Bridges...
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Phantom of the Opera.
0:22:30 > 0:22:35Calories... Energy. Calories...
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Calorie counter. You get a CD counter.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Rubber... Rubber band.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Bridges. Interceptor. Shall we try missiles again?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Interceptor, Phantom and then two other missiles.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48It's not going to be calories.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- Phantom... - Why don't you take those out again?
0:22:52 > 0:22:56There's something maybe... You can lose calories,
0:22:56 > 0:22:59you can wipe a CD, you can...
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Mm.- Rubber, Bridges...
0:23:02 > 0:23:06You can lose your dignity! Erm...
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- 30 seconds.- Shall we start pressing?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Equus and Dignity?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15OK.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18You've solved the wall, possibly by accident.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- No, no, no!- Let's find out. Four points for those groups. What about the connections?
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Garuda, Roc, Harpy, Thunderbird?
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- They're all mythical birds. - They're mythical winged creatures.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34The Garuda, from Buddhist myth, the Persian bird of prey is the Roc
0:23:34 > 0:23:38and the Thunderbird is a Native American creature, so-called because...?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- I don't know. - Its wings caused thunder.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43They didn't but they were believed to.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47The next group - Wilson, Phoenix, Arquette, Baldwin.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51- Acting siblings.- Famous actors with brothers who also act.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54That's it. Sets of acting siblings.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58And the next one - Phantom, Interceptor, Dignity, Equus.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- Either plays or missiles. - Shall we say missiles?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Shall we say that?
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Missiles.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09They could be used as missiles, I suppose, but I can't accept it.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11They are luxury cars.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Ah!- Yes. The Rolls-Royce Phantom,
0:24:14 > 0:24:19the Jensen Interceptor and the Mitsubishi Dignity.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23If you did lose sight of it, "Ooh, I've lost my Dignity!" you could tell the police.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26And the Hyundai Equus cars.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30The last group - Bridges, Calories, Rubber, CD.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Things that you count on? It's not, is it?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- I need an answer.- Erm...
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Things you can cross.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- No, that's too long. - Things you can count.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Things you can count? I'm not sure you could count rubber.
0:24:45 > 0:24:50Obviously, keen Only Connect fans would count their CDs before alphabetising them,
0:24:50 > 0:24:53but no, you're going to kick yourselves.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- Things you can burn. - THEY GROAN
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Burn bridges, calories, rubber and burn a CD.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05But you did get four points for the groups you found, plus two more connecting points.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06That is a total of 6.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Let's see how that leaves the scores going into the Final Round.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13The Francophiles have got 14 points,
0:25:13 > 0:25:18the Festival Fans have got 15 points.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21If you want to play Connecting Walls you'll find some on our website,
0:25:21 > 0:25:23where you can also write your own.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25We're going to play the Missing Vowels Round,
0:25:25 > 0:25:30well-known names, phrases or sayings from which we've removed the vowels and spaced up the consonants.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34What are those hidden clues? Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37I'm going to tell you the connections up front.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40The first group are all...
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Fans?
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Banquette.- Correct.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54- Francophiles?- Chaise Longue. - Bien sur.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Fans?- Is it a "poofay" or however you say it?
0:25:59 > 0:26:03- Pouffe.- I'll accept. You got the vowels right.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Next clue.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Don't know this one? It's pillion. Next category...
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Francophiles.- Martina Hingis. - Correct.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- Fans?- Amelie Mauresmo.- Correct.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- Francophiles.- Li Na.- Correct.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- Francophiles?- Laura Robson.- Correct. Next category...
0:26:51 > 0:26:53This one's...
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Next clue.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Fans?
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- London Underground Map.- Correct.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Francophiles.- E-Type Jaguar. - Correct.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Francophiles.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- Anglepoise Lamp.- Correct.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Next category...
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- Francophiles.- Sister Act.- Correct.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- Fans.- Doubt.- Correct.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- Francophiles.- Agnes of God.- Correct.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44- Francophiles.- The Sound of Music. END-OF-QUIZ JINGLE
0:27:45 > 0:27:49Getting those words in just as the buzzer goes off.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Meaning, at the end of the quiz,
0:27:53 > 0:27:56the Festival Fans have got 20 points,
0:27:56 > 0:27:58but in a last-minute turnaround, with 23 points,
0:27:58 > 0:28:01it's the Francophiles.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Very well done. You are through.
0:28:04 > 0:28:09But in our complicated new format, Festival Fans, well done, you are through!
0:28:09 > 0:28:12It's just a slightly longer route to the semifinal.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16Nobody's leaving. Nobody's going home. Nobody's going anywhere.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19These days, Only Connect really is like a gym.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23Once they've joined, they can't unjoin.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27And that applies to you, too. Oh, yes.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Your involvement with us can't be cancelled.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33Look at the small print. You're with us forever.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Goodbye.
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